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Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style	By : TheDigger Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 14239 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 5
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"I'm glad to see you all came." Anko said teasingly to her class. "I was afraid some of you would forget this is a co-ed day. Anyway, I'm sure you're all curious as to why I brought all of you here today, instead of only a few." Nobody really responded to this statement.

"It's because today I'm going to be telling you kids about some important stuff that all of you need to know about." Anko went on. "Now, we're nearing the end of our first semester, and that means you're about half way to your virginity rituals."

"Our what?" Many students whispered to one another, some wondering what the 'virginity ritual' was, others unsure they heard their teacher correctly.

"You… none of you know what the virginity ritual is?" Anko blinked. She was sure she already knew the answer, and sure enough, everyone gave a general response of 'no.' "Um… well what do you all do when you graduate the academy?"

"We have a graduation ceremony where we receive our headbands, and become registered as true, full-fledged ninjas." Sakura answered matter-of-factly.

"No, I mean after that." Said Anko. To this, Sakura blinked.

"We're… assigned to a jounin sensei." She continued, not understanding why a jounin herself wouldn't know what happens after academy graduation.

"Before that." Anko sighed. Sakura racked her brain for a moment. Something that came after the graduation ceremony, but before squad assignment? "Oh, god, is that another thing this stupid sheltering curriculum dropped off the radar?" Anko groaned.

"What are you talking about, ma'am?" One student asked.

"Okay." Anko sighed. "Before the academy became such a prude about everything, we had a special thing for all graduating students known as the virginity ritual. Now, back in my time, we were all about preparing kids to be ninjas, to be ready for what the real world had to throw at them, and not gonna lie, the real world can be really nasty. It's best to have your first time with someone familiar, someone from the village than to be raped by some bastard you don't know."

"What's 'raped' mean?" A few kids asked.

"I'll get to that later." Anko replied. "At any rate, it's been widely considered that one is truly an adult when they receive their headband, but in my time, one was truly an adult after their virginity ritual. It was the true beginning of the transition into adulthood."

"What happens in the ritual?" Naruto asked. "What is it we do?"

"First, all new genin are divided into two groups; one consisting of boys, the other of girls." Anko explained. "Then, they're given a brief orientation, after which they draw lots. Each lot has a number written on it, and each person is to use the room number assigned on the lot."

"What do they do inside the rooms?" one student asked, to which Anko put on a very naughty face.

"Do I even need to answer that?" She smirked silkily. A silence crossed the classroom, after which a big gasp of realization washed over them all.

"You can't just force kids to have sex with each other!" Ino screamed in outrage.

"The way you say it makes it sound like such a nasty thing." Said Anko a little indignantly. "By the time you reached that stage, at least in my time, everyone had a level of trust and respect for one another to be comfortable with just about anyone who you ended up sharing a room with. None of that teenage drama, school social class bullshit. In reality, it's just another example of unity among the shinobi of the Leaf Village. At any rate, I was going to tell you guys about how to prepare yourselves for your rituals, but since it's been cut because of Oro… because of the sheltering curriculum, let's get onto another topic..."

"What's an 'Oro'?" Naruto thought, squinting his eyes as he typically did when confused.

"As I'm sure you're abundantly aware of by now, boys and girls are quite different." Anko continued. "And that's why I'm cramping you all together in the same classroom today: To go over what all those differences are. First though, I'll need two volunteers, one boy, and one girl." Naruto gulped, his heart pounding madly.

"Oh, crap! Please not me!" He thought desperately. Anko always seemed to enjoy making him the 'volunteer' during class lectures and demonstrations. "Please not me, please not me!"

"How about….?" Anko scanned the room, her eyes almost immediately falling on Naruto, but after seeing his alarmed expression backed off. "Nah, he deserves a little break." Anko muttered, resuming her search. "Sakura for my girl volunteer," Sakura looked incredibly frightened as her name was called. "And for my boy… Sasuke."

"HELL YEAH!" Sakura cried. "IN YOUR FACE INO, YOU PIG!" Sasuke on the other hand just wore his typical annoyed expression as he stepped up to the front along with Sakura.

"You want us to be naked, don't you?" He sighed irritably.

"Yup!" Anko chirped teasingly. Sakura fumbled with her fingers as she unzipped herself, while Sasuke failed as usual to show any kind of emotion, save a noticeable feeling of humiliation as he dropped his pants.

"Everyone may think it's… I mean HE'S the best in the academy," Anko smirked, looking down at Sasuke's junk. "But Naruto's makes his look like a nub by comparison." She had already seen Sakura nude enough times to know that Hinata's body and hers were like night and day.

"So now just by looking, you can already see an abundance of difference between boys and girls." Anko told the class. "Sakura, would you sit on the desk and spread your legs so the guys can see?" Sakura didn't seem to have any interest in doing so, to which Anko pulled her back onto the desk and pulled her legs apart, Sakura screaming with discomfort and outrage at her teacher's actions. "See the hole she has at her entrance? That's her vagina. That's kinda what the girl has that boys don't." The boys all leaned closer to get a look at Sakura's untouched, bald pussy, while the girls looked over at Sasuke and his nether regions.

"And over there with Sasuke, ladies, that's called a penis, what the guys have that you don't." Anko went on. "He's got girls staring at him, and even one next to him with his legs open and his groundhog's only just NOW poking its head out?" She thought. "The fuck is wrong with this kid?"

"Why do boys and girls have different things down there?" One student asked.

"Excellent question." Anko grinned up at whoever asked this. "And under normal circumstances, I would ask my volunteers to demonstrate, but even I know that's going too far, so…" She reached inside a desk drawer and pulled out a dildo and artificial vagina. "I'll show you with the next best thing."

"Now, I'm sure a lot of you have wondered 'where do babies come from?' Wonder no more! See, the round parts here," Anko grabbed Sasuke's balls. "Are testicles, where what's known as sperm is created and stored. And deep in the inner workings of a woman's vagina is a supply of eggs, which, once fertilized by the man's sperm, grow into a baby over the course of nine months." Anko shoved the dildo into and out of the artificial vagina in a repetitive motion. "In order for that to happen though, the sperm needs to be drawn from the male's body, by this process, which makes it squirt from inside of them into the female."

Many of the students were disgusted by this descriptive teaching, while others raised their eyebrows, now making sense of the mystery of life.

"You can return to your seat… ya prude." Anko told Sasuke, using the last two words in an undertone. "I've been told to just show you a really vague diagram to teach you about vaginal anatomy, but that's no good if you don't know what's where on her, so I'll borrow Sakura a little longer." She then took out a black marker and, holding Sakura still, drew a diagram on her crotch.

"Is that permanent marker?" Sakura asked, uncertainly.

"I dunno." Anko answered lazily, finishing her drawing and turning Sakura so that her crotch-diagram was clearly visible. "Everyone see it clearly?" She then proceeded to point out all of the important anatomical features of the vagina, explaining in detail how everything worked.

"But what about the boy parts?" One asked.

"Not much to say or show." Anko shrugged. "With girls, you've got a complex array of parts, systems, and mechanisms, with boys, just point and shoot." Before anyone could question these last words, there was a knock at the door.

"Just a minute." Anko answered. "Quick, get your clothes on and back to your seat!" she whispered hurriedly to Sakura, who gladly got dressed and returned to her desk in an instant. Anko scribbled a vaginal diagram on the chalkboard, then opened the door to see Iruka.

"Anko, an urgent message has arrived to you from the Hokage." He whispered, handing a scroll to Anko, who read it with shock.

"Got it." Anko nodded, closing the door and returning to her classroom. "Okay, class dismissed!" She called. "And by the way," She whispered to Sakura as she passed. "No, that wasn't permanent marker, I was just messing with you." Sakura didn't look like she found the joke to be very funny as she left.

"Hinata, before you go, I think Naruto has something for you." said Anko, to which Naruto turned red in the face.

"Um… here…" He muttered, holding out a silvery blue pair of panties, turning awkwardly away from Hinata, who looked about ready to faint. She pocketed them and squeaking a little 'thanks,' slipped out of the room quickly.

"You look even more awkward around her than usual." Said Anko. "Does this have anything to do with your little portrait?"

"Sort of…" Naruto answered awkwardly. "I've been dreaming about her too lately."

"Like you have about me?"

"Yeah, you're both there now, she asks if I want dinner, and you if I want a bath." Naruto told her. "I don't mind it… I feel a bit less lonely, but all the same…"

"Kid, you're over thinking this." Anko sighed, a smile on her face. "Like I told you, these kinds of things are normal for healthy, growing boys."

"I don't think so." Naruto doubted as he followed Anko out of the classroom. "I have these dreams almost every night. That doesn't sound very normal to me."

"It's very normal if you understand the significance of the elements in the dream." Anko told him, though judging by Naruto's expression, he obviously didn't. "Okay, Hinata was wearing nothing but an apron, right?"

"And those panties I just gave back, but yeah." Naruto nodded. "How'd you know?"

"Only furthers my point. It may show that you might have hidden feelings for Hinata that you didn't, or at least didn't know you had before that little portrait thing the other day." Anko explained. "And correct me if I'm wrong, but you're never sure which one to chose from, me or Hinata, right?"

"Uh, yeah. Are you having these dreams too?" Naruto asked dumbly.

"No, I just have an understanding of sexual symbolism." Anko laughed. "Anyway, it shows that you have a level of confusion relating to who you like."

"But…" Naruto began, but a series of shouts from ahead made Anko stop Naruto in midsentence.

"Hold that thought for a moment." She said, moving a little faster ahead. She saw a crowd of students watching something, and after pushing through them, Anko saw Ino and Sakura beating the crap out of each other, cursing, screaming, and yanking at each other's hair as they slapped at kicked at one another across the floor.

"The way they fight is just so… pathetic. THESE kids hope to be kunoichi?" Anko sweat dropped, watching them roll around on the ground beating each other up. "Okay! Break it up, you two!" she snapped sharply, grabbing both girls by the scruffs of their shirts. "What's going on here?"

"Sakura was rubbing it in that she got to volunteer with Sasuke!" Ino growled.

"Yeah, right! You were the one being a bitch about who's 'more worthy of Sasuke!" Sakura retorted.

"Shut up! Both of you!" Anko silenced them. "This way!" She pulled the two girls along to the disciplinary office. "And I better not see or hear you two fighting again, or you're going to get it even worse!" She added.

"Thank you for reporting these two, Anko." Tokunosuke said approvingly. "These two are always fighting with each other. Girls, one more occurrence like this, and I'll have to suspend you. I don't want to hear it, Ms. Yamanaka!" He added as Ino opened her mouth to retort.

"Ooh. Suspend them from what?" Anko asked enthusiastically. "A tree? The academy roof?"

"Anko, they will be forbidden from being on school property for a week, not given such a medieval punishment!" Tokunosuke said indignantly.

"Medieval, maybe, but more effective than just laying them off of schoolwork for a week." Anko retorted.

"Anko, you know this school has changed a lot since you attended." Tokunosuke sighed as he and Anko walked the halls some time after putting Sakura and Ino in detention hall. "We have different methods of things like punishment now."

"No shit, and they all suck!" said Anko. "What you call 'suspension' doesn't do anything to stop a student's bad behavior, teaching them a bunch of complicated math isn't going to make their aim with a shuriken any more accurate! And just because Orochimaru took things a bit too far when he worked here doesn't mean that everything has to be diminished to such a shitty level."

"That may be, but we've also made some strides since then as well." Said Tokunosuke.

"Like the complete removal of the virginity ritual and anything to do with it?" Anko retorted.

"The what?" Tokunosuke blinked. "No, for example, we've made a great stride by starting the reacceptance initiative."

"The wha…?" Anko said blankly.

"Many students have been rejected by jounin for not passing their expectations." Tokunosuke explained. "During your time, those students were removed from the possibility of ever becoming shinobi, but now, there are special classes set up for those students that give them another chance at becoming ninja."

"Yeah, that's awesome, but come on! The virginity ritual was something that enforced respect and trust with the shinobi of the leaf, why would you take that away?" Anko argued.

"You're going to have to explain this 'ritual' to Me." said Tokunosuke.

"I guess it's a bit before your time." Said Anko, recalling that she was older than her principal. Before she got the chance to explain, though, she noticed that all the time they had been talking, students had been running passed them. She stopped one of them. "Whoa, hey kid! Where's the fire?" She asked.

"No fire, ma'am." The student replied. "But we heard that Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Chouji were all fighting Sasuke."

"Another fight?" Tokunosuke sighed.

"Four on one?" said Anko, interested. "This I gotta see!"

"What!" Tokunosuke exclaimed, shocked by Anko's interest in this fight.

Sure enough, out in the schoolyard, a large space was cleared out, where four boys stood opposite one black-haired, smug boy. They all charged at Sasuke, who batted them all off easily one at a time.

"You! Stop…!" Tokunosuke started, but Anko shut him up.

"No, don't. I'm interested to see how your teaching methods work." Anko smirked, watching.

Kiba's little dog, Akamaru, turned into a spitting image of his owner, who both charged at Sasuke with razor sharp claws, Shikamaru made a hand sign and his shadow stretched into a long line towards his opponent, Chouji expanded to about twice his size, curling into a ball, and rolling powerfully, while Naruto tripped as he dashed head-on at Sasuke, who evaded all of these attacks, making a rapid series of hand signs.

"No he doesn't!" Anko growled, recognizing the hand signs from years of experience. She intervened, tying his hands behind his back with strong wire, Kiba and Chouji she grabbed in a vice grip, while Shikamaru and Naruto had the sense to know not to fight with their sex ed teacher.

"Alright, kids! What's this all about?" She demanded. As one of them opened their mouths to explain, Anko cut him off. "I don't give a shit what this fight is about, why didn't you team up on him?" She asked.

"…huh?" all five boys said feebly.

"Naruto, Kiba, Chouji, Shikamaru, why didn't you cooperate with one another instead of just storming on Sasuke?" Anko clarified. "It's not important how many of you fought who, you should have worked together, you know, used TEAMWORK! Then he wouldn't have stood a chance!"

"Anko, they were fighting on school grounds! Breaking the rules!" Tokunosuke intervened. "Shouldn't you be…?"

"Do you think the real world gives a fuck if the other shinobi don't play nice? Nuh-uh!" Anko interrupted. "But if four of you are fighting one guy and you can't win, that's just sad, and it shows that you have no comprehension of teamwork! Normally, I'd object to you being suspended, it's just stupid when there's nothing to suspend you from, but in this case, I'll make an exception." Tokunosuke nodded to Anko, who leaned closer to the boys and whispered,

"Next time you fight that prick, work as a team, and you can whoop his smug ass easy." After catching a brief look at Tokunosuke, she spoke up, faking an angry, punishing rant. "Don't you dare let me catch you fighting on school grounds again, boys! This isn't the way a real shinobi should be behaving!" She just let her own imagination run free on her ranting until Tokunosuke was gone, then dismissed them.

"Oh, and Naruto," She added, as Naruto walked away with the other boys.

"Y-yes?" Naruto blinked, backtracking.

"Why don't you try asking her out sometime?" Anko whispered. "You know, Hinata?"

"You mean… on like a… date?" Naruto blushed.

"Yeah." said Anko.

"Um… I don't know if I can do that…" said Naruto. "I mean, I do like Saku…"

"Oh, cut the crap." Anko snapped. "I never hear about you dreaming about pinky in nothing but an apron! You may have before, but as I recall, you did French with Hinata after your portrait! That's not something that just good friends do, not even in France!"

"What's France?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Never mind. My point is that you love Hinata and you know it!" said Anko firmly. "And I'm pretty sure you love me too, but that's something for another day." She added. "So, your next assignment is to ask her on a date by the start of the next semester."

"But… I don't know if she'll even…" Naruto started.

"If you really think she could ever turn you down, you're even blinder than a bat! Now go get 'er foxy!" She told him firmly, emphasized with a firm slap on the rear, which made Naruto jump and yelp like a puppy.

For the last month of the semester, Naruto had started to take to imitating Hinata, especially when he was around Hinata herself, becoming very timid when around her, sometimes even fidgeting his fingers like she commonly did when stirred up.

During the summer break, Naruto spent the time outside of playing pranks figuring out where to find Hinata, and better yet, where to take her or what to do on their date. Around the last week of the break, he bumped into the shy Hyuuga girl on the way to pick up some milk.

Oh, hey, Hinata." He said awkwardly as they almost walked into one another.

"Yeah, um… hi, Naruto…" Hinata muttered meekly, fidgeting with her fingers. "Um… well, I'll see you later then…"

"Wait, Hinata!" Naruto said, a lot louder than he meant to, startling the shy girl even more than she already was. "Um…. You want to….. go out with me…?" He muttered awkwardly, trying to avoid glances from passersby. A long silence followed, broken only by Hinata, who simply said,

"…huh?"

To be continued...

Just a little note, the Ninja Academy uses the Japanese school year rather than the American one, in case some of you were confused. For those of you who don't know, the Japanese school year begins in April, hence why they're on summer break at the end, which in Japan runs from early July up to about late September. The second semester, of course, goes from the end of summer break up to late December, typically about a week before Christmas, and the ninja academy graduation will take place, depending on the student, any time in the third semester, early January to early March. Yeah, I know that sounds like a pretty long, unbearable year, but know that the Japanese have a lot more, different holidays during the year.

So, anyway, next chapter, you'll see the fate of our would-be couple.

See you then!
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