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Doll Face	By : PrettyKitty93 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1446 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Chapter Six

Dear Shikamaru, Sorry if you happened to come upon me missing this morning, but I had an early train to catch, for the contest. I wanted to say thank you for showing me a good time last night, and if our paths should ever meet again by fate, we should get together again. -Neji Hyuuga

Shikamaru, just waking up a little later in the morning than usual, discovered the note on the bedside drawer. It was neatly written on a piece of stationary, probably hotel stationary.

"Man, this guy writes the most proper notes…" Shikamaru thought aloud, scratching his messy hair, not in his customary ponytail.

He did think about the man's abrupt departure, and he was somewhat disappointed he couldn't even see the mystery man one more time before he left, most likely not going to come back to the city again. Shikamaru could sleep like the dead, so he wasn't surprised he never noticed him leaving. Still, Neji was nothing but a one-night stand right? He'd probably forget the name in a matter of days.

"Oh look, it's prince Neji! Or should I say, princess?"

"God, it's you again, are you trying to annoy me?"

Here was Neji, sitting on the train, reading a newspaper trying to mind his own business when suddenly, he hears this annoying blonde he remembers all too well. Deidara. He's been doing these contests a couple more years than Neji, and he actually showed him the ropes when he was a newbie three years ago. At the time Neji was young, somewhat naïve, and on his own for the first time, so Deidara kind of turned into his confidant at the time, so to speak. Now, three years older and wiser, he'd go back and smack his younger self for the momentary laps of judgment that was befriending Deidara.

Deidara was also one of the few guys that would actually dress feminine outside of the contest scene, probably because he was very convincing. Or that he just really enjoyed it. Or both, he was rather odd either way, as artists tended to be.

"That's no way to treat your friend, un, princess,"

"Go suck a fat one,"

"Now Neji, you know you can't insult me that way anymore, I'd enjoy it too much, un," Deidara said with a completely straight face, which just made Neji shake his head in disgust.

"You're not supposed to admit things like that…" Neji sighed. "And you weren't even kidding were you?"

"While we're on the subject," Deidara interrupted, completely avoiding the question as he sat on Neji's lap. "You should let me take you back to my sleeper car…"

"I'm not even in the mood," he groaned. Which he wasn't lying, because he wasn't really the type to turn down a good fucking as long as he didn't have to degrade himself to get it. But quite honestly, he was still kind of sore from last night. Sure, maybe he tended to turn slightly masochistic sometimes during sex, and it was like the good kind of pain then, but then there's this lingering pain the morning after he doesn't like. It made him kind of regret not getting prepared first… So he certainly didn't want anyone touching him now.

"Seriously, un? No need to be stingy just because you got yourself a fat one last night. Or am I wrong?" Deidara retorted smugly. "My little princess got some, un…"

"Damn it, how many times must I tell you to stop calling me prince, princess, or anything related to it? Just for that, get off of me, I don't care how horny you are. Be creative and go find someone else to fuck you or be fucked, I really don't care," Neji argued, pushing the blonde off of him, even if he were slightly enjoying him sitting on his lap. The thing about people doing that, he thought, is the simple fact that their ass is deliciously close to your… yes you get it now.

"Bastard," he grumbled. "Fine, I'll go find someone else, no thanks to you."

"And you might want to make sure they know you're a guy first. As amusing as it is to see you feel up a guy who thinks you're a girl only to find you getting hard, it isn't a very good look."

Deidara flipped the dark-haired man off, before walking off to another train car, to find his next victim.

It was Kiba's turn to drive now as our group was on day two of driving. Tensions were getting high, the occupants of the car were getting restless. Could you possibly even expect four grown men to go more than a day without sex?

"Sasukeee~"

"Shut up Naruto, I already said no,"

"But I'm so freaking horny I could die of horniness! Don't deny it you are too!"

Sasuke wasn't going to admit that, but he'd be damned if he would have sex in the back of his car, messing up his nice interior- he didn't want cum stains all in his luxury car! Plus he wasn't an exhibitionist either, he wouldn't have sex knowing there were two other people that could see and hear them. There was a limit to the man's kinks, you know.

"I don't do those things in front of other people,"

"I'll tell them not to look. Pleeease?"

"Naruto it's not even that serious- Look, why don't you just use your imagination or something because I'm standing my ground, I refuse to have sex in this car."

"But what about that time when we were younger-"

"Not in this car… this is my baby."

"Weeeird," Kiba muttered from the front seat.

"You wish you had this car, now shut up," Sasuke spat, defensively.

"Oh Sasuke… yeah touch me right there baby-"

"What the fuck are you doing Naruto?"

"Using my imagination like you said, Sasuke,"

"Well keep it to yourself, please. And get your hand out of your pants!"

"Why don't you make me?~"

"…I'm not going to even dignify that with a response, now zip your goddamn pants up dobe!"

"Fine, fine…"

"Hey you two, stop bickering for a second," Shino interrupted them. "There's someone stranded on the side of the road."

The black car pulled over to the side of the road, to see a thin looking girl of probably eighteen or so standing on the side of the road in a midnight blue dress with a small duffle bag, and a sign. She looked rather pale, and had short, black hair as well.

"Um… are you alright?" Kiba asked, rather stupidly.

"I'm stranded out in the middle of nowhere with nothing but two changes of clothes and a sign that says 'Contest or Bust'… what do you think?"

They looked slightly shocked, upon hearing that voice, that definitely wasn't a girl. Still, these guys are starting to get used to this happening. Why not add to the band of freaks?

"…Now that I think of it, I remember your face," Sasuke mused.

"Hop in, its your lucky day we're on our way there too. Throw that bag in the trunk and we'll give you a ride," Naruto offered, smiling at the young man.

He thought about it for a second, before trying to force a smile in response. It looked rather unnatural, worse than Sasuke's big smiles. But the pale man complied and put his bag in the trunk with the rest of the luggage, before sliding in the car next to Sasuke, much to his dismay.

So they were back off on the road now, and there was awkward silence for awhile, before Sasuke finally asked, "So what was your name again?"

"Sai,"

"Hmm…"

"You know, you guys look so much alike," Naruto remarked, looking at the two ravens sitting side-by-side.

"No we don't, Naruto," Sasuke denied.

"Actually you two do!" Kiba exclaimed, taking a quick glance before keeping his eyes on the road. "Man… you guys would make such a hot threesome, just Sasuke, Sai, and Shino… the three dark-haired, pale skinned, quiet ukes…." he fantasized, practically drooling.

"Man! I would love to see that…" Naruto agreed.

"And then I could join in, and screw all three of you~" the dog lover sang.

"If you could really handle a foursome, with your tiny dick," Sai muttered.

"What? You can't be serious man, you've never seen me in action kid, I can do incredible things with this dick, thank you very much," Kiba bragged.

"And you mean the tiny one?"

"It's not tiny!" he yelled.

"Come on you guys, stop with all this talk of dicks and threesomes, you're making me horny," Naruto complained.

"Shut up dobe, you already were," Sasuke said flatly. "-What the fuck? Get from under my dress-skirt-thing whatever!"

"Actually you are pretty impressive Sasuke, I can see why he's so horny. Almost makes me horny," the youngest member of the car explained, with the slightest tint of red on his pale face.

"Do that again and you can get your almost-horny ass out of my car!" Sasuke yelled, "I'm not afraid to leave you stranded again!"

"…"

"And dobe, get your hands off of my ass, I'll strand you too don't think I won't-"

"Oh but teme, you don't understand how hard it is to keep my hands off of you," Naruto said sensually into his lover's ear as he pressed against the Uchiha's back.

Sasuke tensed at the blonde's touch. Whenever he touched him… he started losing all resolve, damn those hands of his. He knew what he was doing too.

"Me too," Sai chimed in, hands on Sasuke's front as he were mere inches from his face.

"I don't even know you," Sasuke spat. "Answer me this," he questioned, in more of a whisper, "Is it more like a rule of thumb that I'm going to have sex with every uke in this contest or what?"

"It's more than just a rule of thumb, its an inevitability," he replied with a smirk.

"Inevitability or no… it's not happening now!" he concluded sternly, knowing what the two were getting at. Even if it meant fighting the two horn-balls off for hours, it didn't matter, Sasuke's word was law and if it mean they weren't having sex in the car, they weren't having sex in the car. (Yeah, I'm disappointed too.)

Sai warned, "Sure, now, but the moment you hit that hotel, I'd watch your back if I were you…"

"Kankuro, how would flirting work exactly?"

"Huh?"

Gaara was looking intently at his older brother who was sitting on one side of him, listening to his mp3 player. Temari had been sitting on the other side of him, looking out the window of the drifting train, before looking at Gaara as well.

"Flirting," he repeated slowly.

"Didn't we talk about this before?" he explained.

"It didn't work,"

Temari could barely stifle her laughter as Kankuro looked slightly outraged. "How didn't it work? You must've did something wrong because my flirting techniques are perfect!"

"Well… he ran away," Gaara pointed out.

"That's what happens when you use your brother's techniques, Gaara," she laughed. "Obviously whatever he told you to do, you came on way too strong."

"Fine then, if you're so capable you tell him what to do," Kankuro challenged.

"Gladly," Temari agreed, before beginning to whisper into her brother's ear.

"-You never said there was no jerking off in the car!"

"Well now I'm saying it! You cum on my interior and I'll maim you so put your pants back on!"

"Wow, that thing isn't as tiny as I thought it'd be,"

"And you, stop looking at my fiancé's cock! I'm really getting sick of you two!"

"It's a beast… how can you take that thing?"

"Hey quiet for a second," Shino interrupted them all. "There's a bus on the side of the road, and it looks broken down."

At that, Kiba decided they should pull over and pulled beside the bus. It looked like one of those big tour buses, and on the inside, there was a bunch of girls nearly-naked, save for bikinis. They all looked out the windows at the car full of men, abundant chests all hanging out with the measly covering, calling, "Hey boys~!" A straight man's total dream.

"Hey ladies, what's the problem?" Kiba called to the girls.

"Our bus broke down and we need to call a mechanic," said one girl who had stepped out of the bus upon seeing them, her hair cotton candy pink clad in nothing but a (itsy-bitsy teeny weeny) red and yellow polka-dot bikini. "Do any of you have a cell phone we can use?"

"And in the mean time, we can show you guys a good time!" called out one blonde pony tailed girl, with a wink.

"Sorry…we're gay," Naruto replied.

"Damn it! Someone finally stops, and it had to be a car full of gay guys!" the blonde, who was named Ino, complained, crossing her arms.

All the girls poured out of the bus now, to see the commotion, while the five occupants of the car stepped out as well. Naruto handed the pink-haired girl, called Sakura, his cell phone and she made quick work of trying to dial a mechanic.

One of the girls, named Tenten, looked Sasuke up and down before saying, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I used to have that problem too," as she stared at his amazingly flat chest. "Want me to refer you to my plastic surgeon?"

"I'm a man goddamn it!"

"Ooo, sorry… you're so convincing!"

"So where were you all on your way to?" Kiba asked one of the girls.

The girl with the dark blue hair, Hinata, answered barely above a whisper, "W-we were on our way to the National Bikini Competition, in Konoha."

"That's a coincidence, we're from Konoha, actually," he explained, before everyone turned at Naruto, who was shrieking, "What the hell is that?"

"Hey! Don't insult our den-mother, Chi-sama!" Ino yelled at Naruto.

"Chi-sama?" The men exclaimed, once they all saw who Naruto had shrieked at.

It was a ghastly pale, middle-aged man with glaring yellow eyes, long stringy black hair, who was wearing a pink dress. A pink about the same color as the girl Sakura's hair. It was unnatural, hell it just plain wasn't right.

"Orochimaru-sama! He drives the bus!" Tenten exclaimed.

"…"

"You know, it's not polite to stare," he spoke at last.

"Ahh it spoke!" Naruto and Kiba screamed, clinging to one another, before Sasuke promptly hit them both once in the head for good measure.

"What is the matter with you two?" Sasuke hissed at the men.

Sai waked up to the creepy-looking man and looked him over. "Have you heard of the Uke Contest? Because you look like you would've fit right in forty years ago," he remarked dryly.

"Have you heard of a restraining order? Because I hope you're not under eighteen…" Orochimaru replied, glaring at Sai, licking his lips with that long, snake-like tongue of his. "Since I'm not allowed to be around young boys anymore. Why else do you think a gay man would drive around a bus full of girls?"

"Sai! Get away, he wants to eat you!" Naruto warned, staring and pointing in horror.

"Naruto, I think I should be more worried about him wanting to rape me than wanting to eat me. Obviously," Sai said matter-of-factly.

The rest of the men decided they would stand by the car, as far away from the creepy middle-aged man in a dress who was probably a pedophile, as possible.

"Guys, the mechanic is here!" Sakura exclaimed, causing the girls to cheer in excitement as the pink-haired girl handed Naruto back his phone.

"Good, now let's get the fuck out of here," Sasuke murmured. And this time, no one argued with him there. Having had their little adventure for the day, the five men got into their car, and drove off as fast as possible, waving good-bye to the girls, at least.

To Be Continued

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