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Ecchi no shachou	By : YamanashiOchinashiIminashi Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1694 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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Ecchi no shochou

PART SIX: Plans for the night

Itachi woke up with a hard-on. He couldn't remember what he had been dreaming about and he didn't care. He got up and sleepily walked to the bathroom wondering which pretty face would help him to get off in the shower. He brutally kicked the image of a certain longhaired blond out of his thoughts. Maybe Kakashi's new assistant would do? Itachi wondered if his deliciously tanned skin tasted as good as it looked.

Then while rubbing the sleepiness from his eyes he spotted his yesterday's white shirt crumpled on the bathroom floor. Once again he thought of Deidara and he hit he wall with frustration imagining that it's 'someone's' smirking face. He was after all royally pissed at the blond idiot for his yesterday's stunt. He was fucking around with Itachi's friend. (Itachi just KNEW that the shirt was Kisame's!) And they were doing this in the place of work! In Itachi's lab! They were robbing Itachi from the time he was paying them for! If they wanted to fuck each other then it was fine for Itachi. He DIDN'T care what this stupid, fucking, blond idiot was doing with his free time and who fucked his sorry ass! He could be a whore for all Itachi cared as long as he didn't do it in Itachi's laboratory!

The hard-on was gone and even the thoughts about a chocolate ponytailed head moving between his legs couldn't change it.

Shit… SHIT!

Itachi knew what it meant: He would be in a bad mood all day.

And this stupid party was today! Deidara would be there… Kisame would be there… Shit… He needed to get laid…

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Half an hour earlier Iruka was sure that he would never get another chance to eat and talk with Kakashi like they were friends, not just a boss and an employee who constantly gets on each other's nerves.

Fifteen minutes earlier they were actually getting on each other's nerves and Iruka was extremely pissed! Now he was once again sitting in the fancy restaurant at the ground floor of their company building with one of the most handsome men he had ever seen and he was trying to hide his blush behind the menu. He tried to concentrate on the letters to choose something and make a quick order but he was too nervous. Kakashi was looking at him with this serious look on his face and Iruka's tricky mind chose this particular moment to remind him of how his boss looked naked. Iruka prayed to gods that all this blood that had gathered in his face wouldn't start to leak through his nose.

Suddenly the menu card that was his comfortable shield had been taken away. Kakashi was leaning on the table toward Iruka with his chin supported on the palm of his left hand while in his right he was holding Iruka's menu.

"Are you hiding from me?"

Kakashi's purring voice made Iruka shudder.

"N…No… I was just…. Trying to choose something…"

"I've already ordered for you. I hope you'll like it."

"Oh… you did…?... Um… that's good."

Iruka tried to calm down. He had to think about something calming, like a sky and sun and flowers… Flowers! Kakashi gave him flowers! Beautiful bunch of white roses was currently waiting for him in a vase in his office. Thinking of this only made him feel hotter so he started to talk about work. Kakashi politely answered his first and even the second job related question but that was it.

"Iruka, I don't want to talk about work in my private time."

Kakashi wasn't smiling. Iruka swallowed hard.

"Oh… Okay… I'm sorry, Hatake-san."

"Why don't you call me Kakashi? We're not at work."

"Um… I don't know…"

Iruka felt like an idiot. He sighed and turned his head. He looked around the restaurant to distract himself from his companion and calm down a bit then some whispers on his right caught his attention. Three women at the next table were talking with hushed voices and they were pointing their fingers in Kakashi's direction. Of course, Kakashi was hard to ignore. He was so handsome and sexy. His attractiveness was radiating from him bringing everyone to their knees – men and women. Irritating giggles and gasps when Kakashi moved a stray lock from his eye were making Iruka feel depressed. He didn't really know or care why but they did. They distracted him enough to make him forget that a minute earlier he was getting hot on his boss. It reminded him where his place was. He was just Kakashi's assistant and he had no right to even look at Kakashi THAT way. He wasn't good enough. He was just an employee and a male on top of the rest. He was there to eat and keep his boss company.

Kakashi noticed everything. He saw Iruka's nervousness and the fact that HE was the reason of his assistant's cute blush. He tried to use Iruka's moment of weakness and convince him to call Kakashi by his first name. He almost succeeded but then Iruka had heard those women. They were waving and smiling at Kakashi since he sat at the table but he was ignoring them completely. Now Iruka noticed them and Kakashi could read his emotions from his face and impossibly expressive brown eyes very clearly. Iruka felt insecure and probably thought that he shouldn't be there with him.

For a moment Kakashi was weighing his options. He could take Iruka out of this restaurant and take him someplace else, far from those irritating women, but then he would have to explain why he did that, and there was no guarantee that the situation would be better in this other place. Second option was to simply talk to Iruka, but it would be probably awkward, especially for Iruka. He would never admit that he's jealous or angry with all the attention Kakashi was getting. The third and the best in Kakashi's opinion was his favorite way of dealing with Iruka-related problems. He would joke and try to rile up his assistant, just to make him relax a bit. Iruka would surely feel much better if he yelled at Kakashi and took some of his frustration out on him.

"Ruka, stop it! I'm jealous!" Kakashi whined loud enough for the women to hear. Iruka turned his head back to look at his boss. Kakashi was pouting!

"Excuse me? What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about you looking at those women. You are here with me and I demand your full attention!"

Kakashi's fist hit the table.

"I was just… You're teasing me again! Stop it!"

Kakashi smirked. It looked like Iruka could already guess his methods. Would he now stop getting angry at Kakashi? That would be just horrible! He wouldn't! Kakashi just had to try a bit harder.

"You stop it! You are the one who is staring at some strangers and it's only our SECOND date!"

"Hatake-san, stop it!"

"And now you refuse to use my first name! Are you ashamed of me, Iruka?"

"Hush… Kakashi, please, not so loud! Someone may hear and think something weird…"

"Don't you 'hush' me now, Iruka! I won't let some strangers spoil our private time together!"

"Okay! Alright, Kakashi, whatever you want, just, please, calm down."

Kakashi smirked with an evil glint in his visible eye.

"Whatever I want, huh?"

Iruka gulped and felt a heavy sweat drop forming on his forehead. He had bad feelings about this but the scene that Kakashi had already caused was enough. He wouldn't let his boss to do any more stupid things.

"Whatever!"

"Promise you'll go somewhere with me tonight."

"What?" Iruka blushed suddenly.

"Promise me that you let me take you somewhere tonight. You'll spend the evening with me and I will have your full attention! If you refuse I'll make a scene."

"You already did!"

Kakashi smiled broadly.

"This wasn't even a prelude! You want me to show you the real fun?"

"NO!"

"Then it's a date?"

"… Alright…" Iruka was reluctant.

"Fabulous!"

Kakashi beamed.

"So… um… Where are we going?"

Then a waiter disturbed the conversation giving Kakashi excellent opportunity to avoid answering. Kakashi seemed very interested in his and Iruka's food. He tasted and commented and then tried to pick a desert for another ten minutes. Then they finally started to eat and talk. Kakashi was asking about Iruka and his step-son. He really wanted to meet the boy. He had to make the brat like him no matter what!

… Fuck… The brat.

Kakashi just remembered that he had asked Sasuke to 'take care of Naruto'! It was more than 24 hours ago! He forgot to tell Sasuke that the whole thing was just a misunderstanding. Now he could only hope that young Uchiha didn't do anything harsh (like for example killing Naruto) yet. If he did then Iruka would be sad. Then Kakashi would get a chance to cheer him up and stuff… he would be there for Iruka…

No! He wouldn't think like that. He should call the deal off. He would call Sasuke right now but he couldn't leave Iruka alone on their second date. It would be rude to leave… or maybe he just didn't want to leave. Of course he could excuse himself for a minute and go to the restroom to make a call but Iruka was eating… He was putting this sweet cream into his beautiful mouth and he was making those satisfied noises. Kakashi wouldn't miss any second of this show! If Naruto dies than apparently that was his destiny and Kakashi could do nothing about it, right? He was powerful but he wasn't a god! So, conscious clear!

"Your son doesn't mind that you're gay?"

Iruka laughed.

"No, he doesn't. Actually, I walked on him and his friend Kiba more then once. They were experimenting quite a lot together in high school. And he would kill me if he knew I told you, but his first kiss was with a boy! It was in a second grade…" Iruka looked gorgeous when he was laughing.

"And when they kicked me out from school and I started to work here he was visiting me quite often. That's how he met Sakura. He had a major crush on her but I think he got over it already since the feeling wasn't mutual."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow in a silent question.

"Well…" Iruka started to explain "…Sakura is a very ambitious young lady. She knows what she wants and… it's not an orphan raised by a poor school teacher. One day she said she would go on a date with him if he quit his job at the garage. He didn't do it and I was very proud of him. "

Kakashi frowned.

"She doesn't seem to be a nice person. She still works for us?"

Iruka almost jumped out of his skin at the question. He didn't mean to cause Sakura any problems. He just simply forgot that Kakashi is actually their boss.

"Oh, no! She is! She just… She's in love with someone else and Naruto knows about it. When the company was being taken over by the Uchiha family both Uchiha brothers were here and she somehow managed to fell for the younger one. It's strange because she only spoke to him once and all he had said was a 'hn'…"

This time it was Kakashi who burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh! It's not funny! It's tragic. She will hurt herself. She refuses to date anyone else and someday she will read in a newspaper about Uchiha Sasuke's wedding and realize that she had wasted her best years for nothing but a dream."

"Gods Ruka, is there anyone that you're not worried about?"

Iruka blushed cutely.

"I care about friends. She may treat Naruto bad sometimes but she likes him a lot as a friend. Maybe I wasn't the number one in my psychology classes at collage but there is one more thing I'm afraid of…"

"What is it?" Kakashi was once again intrigued.

"I'm afraid she might do this thing… You know… If Naruto will find someone and she won't be able to have him at her every whim then she will claim to be in love with him. Always with someone she can't have."

The conversation went on easily.

Iruka was answering all Kakashi's questions sincerely and without hesitation. He obviously had nothing to hide. He was willingly telling his boss about his past and about his unhealthy relationship with Mizuki. Kakashi couldn't believe that there was a person so honest with himself and so brave. Once again Kakashi thought of Obito. Iruka impressed him the same way that Obito did. He had no regrets because he always did what he believed was right. Even if he got hurt in the end it was still the right thing and he was satisfied. For Kakashi he was an unbelievable creature. Just when Iruka was telling him about his and Naruto's first apartment and seemingly hopeless situation at some point in their life Kakashi spoke.

"You're amazing."

Iruka was so engrossed in his story that he didn't catch that.

"Excuse me? What did you say, Kakashi?"

Kakashi seemed startled. He had no idea that he had said it out loud but after a thought he was glad.

"I said that you are an amazing person, Ruka." His tone was serious and so was his face. There was no trace of teasing or even a smile. Iruka was confused.

"Why did you say that?"

"Because it's true. I've never met anyone… well… no, you actually remind me of someone I knew long time ago…"

This was the very first time Kakashi actually said something about himself. Until now he was asking Iruka about the most personal matters but he had never answered clearly to any of Iruka's questions. They were always talking about Iruka. Now Kakashi said something about himself and Iruka was so shocked and happy and surprised and overwhelmed that he didn't know what to say. He wanted to ask about that person to get to know more about Kakashi but something in the older man's eyes told Iruka that it was a delicate matter. Iruka instantly decided that he wouldn't push it. Kakashi gave him something and iruka was happy with what he got. He wouldn't ask for more.

"Really? I hope it's a good association."

Kakashi actually expected questions. When he said the word 'someone' he had already regretted that he had spoken at all and started to brace himself for the further interrogation. And then Iruka surprised him once again. He didn't ask. Kakashi knew that it wasn't because Iruka wasn't curious or that he didn't care. He saw pure understanding in his assistant's (and apparently a new friend's) eyes and he was grateful and for some unknown reason almost touched.

When they had finished eating and left their seats Kakashi instantly wrapped his arm around Iruka's shoulders and led him out of the restaurant and back to the elevator that would take them back to their office. When he held the tanned man so close and led him through the face-less and name-less crowd he couldn't help but thank to all the shichi-fukujin that among all those worthless people he was finally able to meet this particular one, a special one, the right one.

(((AN: Whaaa… I'm sorry, this was sappy!)))

He tightened his grip around Iruka and wondered why the younger man let him to act so bold in public (or anywhere for that matter) when he felt a bony elbow digging deep into his right side. He coughed and let go of his secretary. This was his Iruka – feisty, but also collected and practical. He would protect his boss' good name even if the said boss didn't make this any easier. They've just entered the elevator talking about some work-related matters when Raidou called Kakashi to tell him that the meeting ended with a success.

When they reached their floor Kakashi asked Iruka to come to his office.

"Iruka, I have one very important matter that I would like you to take care of as soon as possible."

"Sure, Kakashi, what is it?"

Kakashi was overwhelmed with happiness hearing Iruka call him by his first name but he hid it carefully. He had something very important on his mind and he hoped Iruka would agree but he was also afraid that he would not… At the same time he was impossibly excited with his new idea and all those bottled up emotions were killing him.

"I want you to buy a house."

Iruka only blinked. He wasn't working for Kakashi for very long but he was already used to his… let's call it 'sometimes strange' ideas.

"A house? What kind of house?"

That was the reaction Kakashi hoped to get – full of understanding and will to cooperate.

"Not to big… five to six rooms I guess, at least three bathrooms, a swimming pool – a comfortable house at the seaside. I trust your taste. Choose something that YOU will like. Some place where you would like to live. Something… you like. I trust you completely. But remember don't choose anything classy because you think that I would like it. It's supposed to be HOME not just a house. Take the one you would get for yourself… I mean for you and your son… and your potential partner."

Iruka's eyes grew wide… and then wider and wider with Kakashi's every word but he still refused to comment the idea. He would do what Kakashi wants him to do. Kakashi was smart (genius even!) and he surely knew exactly what he wanted.

"A-alright…"

Kakashi beamed for all he was worth. He was finally building his own happy future. A phone call disturbed his moment of pure bliss.

"Hatake-sama, Uchiha Sasuke is here to see you."

"Let him in."

Sasuke entered the office wearing now just the leather trousers and some white T-shirt that he had bought on the way from Naruto's garage. (He would dispose of the stupid coat!)

"Sasuke-kun, it's good you're here! I would like you to meet my new assistant, Umino Iruka."

Iruka smiled politely at the handsome young man and bowed respectfully.

"Pleased to meet you, Uchiha-san"

"The pleasure is mine Umino-san. I've heard a lot about you and I was wondering when I would get a chance to meet you."

Since Sasuke learned that Iruka is NOT Naruto's boyfriend he wanted to meet the man to maybe use him to get in Naruto's pants.

Kakashi didn't like them to be so friendly. Was Sasuke flirting? It was annoying. He vaguely remembered that he had something important to tell to the kid but what was that again?

"Kakashi, do you know how to drift?"

Surprisingly it was Iruka who responded to Sasuke's question.

"Drift? Why, Uchiha-san. You're not into street racing, aren't you?"

Sasuke smirked seeing that Iruka was worried not only about his beloved son, but about everyone, who might get hurt in the streets. Cute!

"No, Umino-san. It's just that I don't know how to do it and my friend Naruto wouldn't let me to live it down."

Iruka's eyes grew wide. Kakashi chose to just listen and see what will come out of all this.

"Naruto you say?"

"Yes. He showed me once that he can do it and…"

Iruka smiled broadly.

"I know how he can be sometimes. I could teach you how to drift. Actually I was the one, who taught Naruto, so I guess I'm qualified enough."

Sasuke pretended to be surprised.

"You were? And you would?"

Iruka laughed and Sasuke thought about Naruto's laughter. It was the same – sincere, unbound and infectious. It seemed that he would like this Iruka guy!

"I would but only under a few conditions."

"What conditions?"

"You can't tell Naruto that I'm teaching you. He would be angry or jealous and he's loud enough without that."

Sasuke chuckled and Kakashi raised an eyebrow because it wasn't something he saw everyday. Iruka surprised him again. He befriended Sasuke Uchiha and made him chuckle! What else had he got in store?

"I can imagine! What's the second condition?" - answered Sasuke still smirking.

"Promise me that you are not going to do street racing."

"You got that. From what you are saying you must be Naruto's foster father."

"Well, I actually never managed to adopt him, but yes, it's me. How do you know him?"

"I met him at the workshop. He's very fair and righteous and I'm not trying to be sarcastic here. Really he could easily fleece me of some pretty good money but he didn't and he had fixed my car for free in less then two minutes!"

Iruka was radiating with happiness and pride and Kakashi couldn't help but feel happy seeing him like that.

"It seems you raised him well, ne, Ruka?"

Sasuke took a mental note of Kakashi's behavior toward his assistant and his warm tone of voice when he was addressing the brunette. It was so strange to see this cold, indifferent and dangerous man acting like some lost puppy fighting for Iruka's attention. He would have to talk about it to Kakashi in private. He hoped he would get a chance to do that later on the party.

Iruka blushed, as always, but this time he looked at Kakashi and he looked so happy it was almost unreal. Kakashi wanted him to be like that all the time and he wanted to be a part of that happiness, or maybe even its reason!

"So, Umino-san… or should I call you 'sensei' from now on?"

Iruka laughed.

"Please call me Iruka."

"Call me Sasuke then."

Sasuke and Iruka shook their hands smiling.

"So, Iruka-sensei, we'll talk about the date of our first lesson at the party, right? I'm guessing that Kakashi is taking you as his date?"

"D-date…?" Iruka's heart was beating like crazy. Kakashi asked him to accompany him somewhere today, but…

"Of course I'm taking Iruka. I need to introduce him to everyone and I would probably die of boredom without him, so it's obvious! The question is, are YOU going to bring someone?"

And then it happened (dun... dun… dun…) Sasuke smiled.

"Sasuke, what's with a goofy smile? It looks creepy."

Sasuke shot a glare toward smirking Kakashi and then smiled at Iruka.

"Tell him not to wear to much orange!"

With a smug look on his flawless face Sasuke turned and left Kakashi's office.

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"Uchiha-sama, Hoshigaki-san is here to see you."

"Let him in…"

Kisame entered Itachi's office and sat at the edge of his huge mahogany desk.

"Sup 'Tachi?"

"What do you want, Kisame?"

"Someone's in a bad mood…."

"KISAME."

"Alright, alright. I've just sent the first part of false data to Kakashi. I also have here the disk with real one that Deidara gave me yesterday. What should I do with it?"

"And why did he give it to you not me?"

"Probably because of the accident… By the way, is he alright?"

"What accident?"

"I told him to put on the overall but…"

-FLASHBACK-

"Hey, Deidara, have you seen Itachi?"

"Hey, Kisame! I've seen him, but he had left already."

Kisame looked at what Deidara was doing.

"Shouldn't you wear an overall while dealing with this stuff?"

"You talk like this bastard Itachi!"

"This looks like some really nasty shit so I guess he's right about this one."

"He's an ass!"

"He's just worried about you. You should be grateful, baka!"

Kisame knew that Deidara had a thing for his friend and he was pretty sure that Itachi felt the same about the blond. It amazed him how they were able to lie to themselves and to each other about that for so long.

Deidara turned to face Kisame.

"He's not worried abut ME! He's just afraid that he would have to pay me some indemnity! The only person that he's worried about is his precious little brother! It makes me sick!"

"You really ARE stupid, Dei! If you hurt yourself not wearing the overall in the lab you can kiss his ass! He wouldn't have to pay you a fucking cent! Even though I'm sure he WOULD because no matter what you say he DOES care about you! You're just too fucking stupid to see it, you moron!"

Kisame never heard Deidara's response, because then they both noticed that the left sleeve of his fancy shirt was on fire. They put the fire down quickly. Kisame helped Dei to take off his burned shirt and then he had taken off his own, leaving just a T-shirt on, and gave it to Deidara who was uncharacteristically quiet.

-END OF FLASHBACK-

"…but he's stubborn and stupid and it was already too late. He burned his forearm. I had to rip his stupid shirt off of him 'cause this shit burned like a fucking gasoline! I swear that this idiot will blow himself up some day…"

And suddenly Itachi's day and mood weren't that bad anymore. He had to go and check on the blond idiot. Just to make sure he would be fine and up for the night. After all the party would be boring without his nonsense blabbering…

TBC.

…

volaju66: "Why does everyone feel the need to beat on Sai?"

me: Because if you make fun of other guy's manhood than you just ask for it, I guess… ne?

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