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Imitating Myself	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1299 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Imitating Myself
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 5
- 6
- 7
Imitating Myself
By: Late-Sleeper

Disclaimer: I don�t
own a thing�or else Naruto would be rated NC-17

Status: in the middle of a huge writers block. NOT
Beta-read!

Chapter 6: Buying

The mall was pack as usual since it was a weekend and people
just got their salary a day before it. Tough luck.
Sasuke is not particularly a fan of shopping especially with
a throng of people, wait, scratch that. Sasuke hate shopping and
people period.
But, what is he to do when a puppy
dog eye courtesy of the blond beg him to go? The blond
argued that he needed a business suits to be able to impersonate the �Uchiha Sasuke�. He counter argued that he could borrow some
suit from his other friends or relatives, beside a business suit could give a
large dent on the poor blond average salary.
Sasuke recalled Naruto laughing hysterically at that comment
with a mischievous glint on his eyes that made Sasuke shivered a bit nervously.
�Oh don�t worry I�m not spending my own money. I�m
using Kiba�s card for these. Therefore, we can buy
all the suits we want. The most expensive the better.� Another devious laughter
ensued after that.
Sasuke again felt the shivers run down his spine as he
recalled their earlier conversation.
He looked from side to side, glaring at people gawking at
him. A soft hand suddenly jolted him off his reverie. He glanced down at his
left hand and saw that the blond clasped it and tug
him to a nearby boutique on which he obeyed obediently with a smile.
The blond didn�t realized that they
were still holding hands when they entered the store until the sales lady
looked at them with curiosity and slight disappointment. Seeing the way the
disheartened sales lady looked at their still joined
hands, Naruto rapidly pulled his hands away from Sasuke earning a small growl
from the raven.
�Erm�we want to try a suit.
Please.�
�Ah yes. For the both of you?�
�Nope. Only for
this bastard.�
��err�yeah come this way.�
Sasuke nonchalantly followed the woman as the later showed
him different style and color of the suits they were selling. He was getting a
bit annoyed at the woman non-subtle form of flirtation. She was asking personal
question in between her sale tactics, which Sasuke thought was very
unprofessional.
He was getting too annoyed that he was on the point of
telling the woman that he was gay and his boyfriend is the blond,
just for the hell of seeing the woman dropped dead with disappointment. Really,
he was really weighing the option of being punch by an enraged homicidal blond or the insistent flirting of the woman before him. The
former option was actually winning by ten points.
�Do you always do that? Do you really think you�re a fucking
god�s gift to women?� Naruto sneered
at him stopping his thoughts on one hundred ways to escape the law after killing
a woman in pure glee.
Sasuke stared at the now fuming blond.
��I�m not?� He smirked at the heated glare the blond
gave him for his come-back.
�God, I�m speechless.� Naruto was really dead-on
appalled at how this person is so in love with himself. True he was indeed good
looking and�yeah with a fucking hot body, but it doesn�t
mean that he could treat a nice girl badly, a girl who�s only making small talk
to sell. He hated people like that. Arrogant�narcissistic.��
�Don�t worry I do that to people. It�s such a curse
actually.�
�I�I don�t know what to else to think of you.�
�You could always find ways to think of me�sometimes I�m up
all night just thinking of myself too.� Sasuke sauntered away to fit the suits
he picked before the blond could retort, chuckling a bit at how he put the
blond riled out. He always did wonder why the blond think he was an air-head or
something when in reality he wasn�t even doing anything but seeing how fired up
the blond looks whenever he do these things make it worth the trouble.

RULER RULER

Sasuke walked out of the dressing room and paraded in front
of Naruto like a model, every time he does drools could be seen dripping off
the sales lady�s mouth and a gruff �bastard�, �air-head�, �show-off� could be
heard from a certain seething blond.
If not for the sales lady he could
have done something more�like doing a sexy seductive poses for the blond. It
would really make the blond squirm with discomfort�that would make his day.
Naruto on the other hand was battling with his self, he was
scolding himself not to blush whenever the raven walk out from the dressing
room looking like a model for men�s perfume. Really, what man would strut like
a runway model in front of another MAN?! What would
the other customer think of them? Sasuke really has no shame.
�Dobe, did you just fall for me?�
�Bastard. Who would fall for a chicken-head
like you?�
�Then, stop drooling. It�s gross.�
Naruto shyly wiped a drool at the side of his lips with the
back his hand. A tinge of pink colored his cheeks as he realized that he was
indeed drooling. Talk about total embarrassment. �Come on, bastard. Pick the
ones you like so we could pay. We still have to meet my friends.�
Sasuke looked at the hand that caught his left hand as the
blond drag him towards the cashier to pay. He was getting used to the way the
blond taking his hand, even if it means that he�d be
drag off like a loss child. He really liked the warmth the blond
is emitting. Like the warmth he felt whenever the
blond drag him off when they were just kids.
He really missed those times. It was the only memories he
cherish when he was a kid. ��

RULER RULER RULER

Shikamaru stared at the two figures, who were arguing loudly
while they were holding hands. It kinda
reminded him of his parents. �You�re late Naruto.�
Kiba looked over his shoulder, he was about to give his
friend a smile but was caught half way as he glanced at their adjoined hands. His
brows furrowed unconsciously at that. �Hey, Naruto why don�t
you introduce as to your new friend.�� The blond instantly
let go of the raven�s hand to introduce the person beside him. �That did the
trick eh.�
�Well, this is Shi�� Uchiha
Sasuke� Naruto gave a puzzled look at the raven but with the raven determined
glanced realization hit the blond full force. �They�re my friends, bastard.
They�re the one who thought this whole plan.�
�Dobe, the less
people who knows my name the better.�
�Bastard, are you implying that my friends would��
�It�s alright Naruto, the �Uchiha� is right. The less we know, the
less we will have mistake.� Shikamaru assessed the raven guy
from head to foot. �We are meeting here so we could assess what are other
things that you need or lack.�
The pineapple head was direct to the point, no beating
behind the bush nor flowerly bull-shit.
Sasuke liked men like that. Not romantically of course, perverts. He would
really consider hiring him when this is over.
�My name is Nara Shikamaru by the way. I�m going to teach
you politics and business and this sulking nobody is Inuzuka
Kiba� Pointing to a moping brunette. ��he might not
look like it but he comes from a high class society. His clan has been breeding
dogs for export here and abroad. He will be teaching you the life of the rich
and famous� I hope.� Kiba glared at his friend but said nothing.
�And I will be the one teaching you some social skill.�
Naruto grinned at Sasuke. �Dobe, your social skill is
no better than a chimpanzee on the loose.�
�Bastard! Your social skill sucks!�
�Says the dobe
who was dump.�
�Bastard.�
�Dobe.�
�ENOUGH!!�
The two bickering couple shut their mouth with fear as the
man name Shikamaru fumed and mumbled in eerie husk of ways to murder them if
the two won�t hush. Sasuke decided then
and there that Nara was a
scary person to cross. He was certain that he had better be on his good side if
he want to live and be on his merry way.
�Err�as I was saying a while ago. Teme
you suck at dealing with people.� Naruto gave a sideway glance to check the
fuming genius, seeing that he was calm enough he got the courage to continue.
�How can you talk to a Sakura when all you do is spout shit and all.�
�Not true. I can talk to Sakura or any girl for that matter
just fine.�
�Then talk.�
Naruto glared at the impassive raven urging him to speak
like the bastard brag he could. He glared intensely at his silent companion.
Glared like he never glared before.
Tic.
Tac.
Tic.
Tac.
His eyes are beginning to twitch in protest at the one sided
glaring contest, but still he glared just for the hell of it.
Tic.
Tac.
Tic.
�There�s no girl here dobe.�
�WHATTTT THEE HELLLLL?!�
�I said��
�Maa maa maa. Naruto we�ll settle this tomorrow. Jane! Come on Kiba.� Kiba who
had no important role, or any role at all in this
special episode followed the calculating genius like a loss puppy.
�Quit sulking Kiba. You know that Naruto is really touchy
with his friends.� Shikamaru glanced back on his now pouting companion then to
the still bickering couple from afar. ��but it seems like something is off.�
��
�He�s too good to be true. Perfect skin, perfect teeth, good
looks�.�
He glanced back at Kiba who was now sporting a very shocked
look. �Oh my god, your turning gay Shika.�
�Ahou.� �che how troublesome.�

~:Tsuzuku:~
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