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How I Became Gay	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1191 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-How I Became Gay
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 5
- 6
- 7
How I Became Gay
By: Late-Sleeper
Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Chapter 6: �they saw
each other and smile�

Ring�
Ring�
I frowned and took my cell phone off the desk. I looked at
the screen and frowned deeper as I see the unregistered number. �Hello.� I answered
grumpily.
�Dobe.�
�Teme.� Che, how could I have forgotten the bastard took my number yesterday?
�What do you want bastard?� Asshole, jerk-hole!!!
�I�m going to the mall. Dress now and meet me at twelve at
the mall entrance. Don�t be late dobe.� He ordered me
with his oh-so-monotonous voice of his. The bastard.
As if, I�m his slave or something.
�Fine.� Which I am, I thought
begrudgingly.
I still can�t believe I owe the Uchiha something. Arghh!!! Well, I�m only doing this for
Sakura. Sakura, my beautiful Sakura.
�Okay.� Then the fucking asshole hang-up on me, talk about
having good manners and right conduct, and they call me uncivilized.
Che.
Even though I hated going out, just as friends of course, with the bastard I actually don�t have any choice. If I want to keep Sakura and Hinata�s friendship then I have to play gay�how long I don�t know�
Sigh.
I took my shirt off and hurriedly took a quick shower and
brushed my teeth. I even combed my hair so that I would look nice.
I would look like a thrash near the Uchiha
if I don�t make some effort to at least look
presentable. That�s why I hate getting associated with beautiful people like
Sasuke�they make you look ugly when your with them.
Heh, so that�s
why I hang around Kiba�he makes me look like I�m a dashing debonair when we�re
together.
Whahahaha!
Well anyway, after I finished dressing I went down and saw
my father sitting on our sofa reading something. He looked up at me and smiled.
�Going out?�
�Yep.� I grinned at him.
I love my dad. He�s the only person
in the world that was left to me, even though he acts like a mother-hen most of
the time.
Ring�
Ring�
My father stood up and pick up the phone before I could
answer it. �Hello?�
I saw him frown and rubbed his nose in annoyance. �Who is
this? Are you Naruto�s girlfriend?�
Err�hehehe�
My father frowned and hands me the phone, which I hurriedly
grab. �Hello?�
�Hey, Naruto-kun. Are you free
today?� I heard Hinata�s shy mumble on the other
line. Aww�
�Sorry Hinata, but I have a date
today. Maybe tomorrow?� I asked. I heard her stutters
a sorry on which I smiled. �Yes, tomorrow is okay.�
�Okay then it�s a date then tomorrow.� I could imagine Hinata blushing as she muttered �okay and goodbye�. I
smiled as I ended our short conversation and hang up the phone. I turned around
and was suddenly block by my father.
�Naruto!� He growled at me
threateningly
�What?� What did I do? ��
�How many girlfriends do you have?�
Err�none�
�I�I��
�And don�t tell me you just have one. I asked every single
girl who called you and they all said they were your girlfriends.� He waved his
finger at me threateningly.
Heh, if only he knew what �girl friends� really means.
The bratz episodes kept flashing
into my mind with pretty princess, bunny boo, angel, and cool cat a.k.a as the �Bratz� calling each other girlfriends. �
That�s actually where we, or more
specifically Sakura, patterned our friendship calling.
Which my father should never, ever, find
out.
He doesn�t know I live in a two different
persona.
I scratched my nape and grinned at him as he lectured me about the �birds and bees� and �how to respect women�. �Naruto! You should never play with a girls� heart.� He
shook his head as he mumbled where I got the genes of being a playboy.
Even though he shook his head in distress, I know deep
inside he was proud of me. Heh, who wouldn�t be proud of his son with a million girls calling
him nonstop for dates and parties�I�m the man!
�Dad, I really need to go.� I hurriedly kissed his cheek and
didn�t wait for him to finished his lecture�which
would take for two or three more hours. He didn�t
protest that much because I was already out the door before he could call my
name, one of the good points of being a fast runner.
I hurriedly ran towards the mall and in record time, I was
there with only a few minutes late.
�You�re late.� I heard someone calls from behind me.
Like five minutes late! What the hell?!
�You�re just early Bastard. Why? Eager to see me?� I grinned at Sasuke.
Sasuke looked at me from head to toe. �You wish dobe.� He grinned back at me. Damn! I should have dress up
more seeing now that Sasuke is as cool as ever, even without even trying. How
can anyone wear something so simple and still look elegant, cool and handsome?
If I wore simple clothes like his, I would look like I am
just going to a market or the neighbor�s house. Life is so unfair.
�Dobe, are you going to stare at
me the whole day?�
Bastard.
�Come on.� He then grabbed my wrist and dragged me inside. I
frowned at where we where headed. �You want to watch a movie?�
�Hn.�
�You called me here just to watch a freaking movie?!� I began to shriek�err�I mean grunt�yes�grunt.
�You�re too loud dobe. I called
you because if I go alone, girls would be flocking on me before I even get to
the cinema. You�re my shield.� The bastard�what am I? A pest repellant?
�Fine, but I choose what we�re going to watch.� I pouted at
him as he rolled his eyes at me as he continued to drag me to the ticket booth.
�Then what do you want to watch?�
�Twilight.� I grinned at him. �What?!� He snapped at me as if I was insane.
�What? Sakura said it was good and so does Hinata.�
�It was good because it�s a chick flick.�
�Bastard! It�s a fucking vampire
movie.� I growled at him on which he just rolled his eyes at me. �They like it
because the lead actor is handsome. Or that�s what you are aiming for?� He
retorted back quickly, smirk in place.
WHAT? How could he even suggest
that I, Uzumaki Naruto, age nineteen, obsessing to
some actor�please. I�m not
even remotely gay. �Fine. What do you want to watch?�
�Action, of course. Unless you want to watch romance?�
He smirked at me maliciously, which I really want to erase with my fist.
�Fine by me.�
�Good.�
�It�s your treat you know. Since you�re
the one that asked me out.� Che, I�d milk every penny he has. I�m gonna order everything on the food counter, serves him
right.
�Of course, I�m the boy after all.� He grinned at me
before walking towards the ticket booth and buying the tickets.
I couldn�t actually think of a good
comeback remark so I opted to glare at his retreating back.
Maybe I could burn holes on his back with my super inhuman
glare of death.
Whahahaha.
Bastard.

RULER RULER RULER
is me!!!

It was not actually boring and irritating as I thought it
would be. Hanging in the mall with Sasuke is actually, which I wouldn�t admit to his face even if it
kills me, fun.
It�s actually like hanging with
Shikamaru and Kiba. We fight and argue then laugh loud like lunatics.
I must say he was actually cool when you really get to know
him.
�I totally kick your ass there, Uzumaki.�
Sasuke grinned at me as he KO-ed me once again. My pretty �Lili�
fell on her butt while �Kuma� raised his hands in
victory. �
Fine. So
he floored me for the tenth time in Tekken. So what? I
just needed some more practice that�s all. �You
cheated and beside you have your own PSP so I bet you already practiced like
crazy.� I snorted at him.
�Sore loser.�
Che.
�Want to play Initial D? Or Time Crisis?�
He stood up from his stool and offered me his hand, as if I would take it. I�m a boy after all.
�No. I�m hungry. Let�s just eat.� I
grin at him as I stood up ignoring his stretch hand towards me. He rolled his
eyes at me. �What do you want to eat?�
�RAMEN!�
�Dobe.�
I grinned at him while he shook his head. Heh, somehow he reminds me too much of Shikamaru. Maybe they�ll click. �Hey next time teme
I want you to meet my friends.�
�Oh, we�re on that stage already?� I punched him on the arm
and then dragged him away. I heard him chuckling a bit. I too could not help
but smile.
RULER RULER RULER

�What the hell are you doing here?� I shrieked at him. He
only rolled his eyes at my sudden outburst. �Dobe. I�m bored, so here I am.�
Like that, explanation made any sense! And,
how did he even knows where I live?
�How�When��
Arghh�I hate it when I stutter. It
only means I could not think straight. Stupid brain not connected to my mouth
when I really need it to.
�Dobe, I drove you home yesterday
remember?�
My eyes went huge at what he just said. �You memorized the
way here?� Is he a stalker or something? Shit! Do I have to call the police
now?
I saw Sasuke rolling his eyes at me. �Dobe,
let�s watch some movies again.�
I frowned at him and wanted to bark at him to go home when
suddenly, I felt someone tap my shoulder. Oh no. �Naruto why don�t you invite your friend inside.�
I looked over my shoulder and saw my smiling father. Now I
remember why I hate inviting my friends over�because my father is a wacko when
it comes to my choice of friends. The first time Kiba went here, he was interrogated like a criminal.
Which I actually couldn�t argue with, since Kiba
actually looks like a delinquent from head to toe�but still�
Shit!
�Err�the Uchiha was just passing
by.� I laughed nervously hoping the bastard would take my queue. Sasuke raised
his brow at me in defiance.
�Uchiha?
You mean Uchiha? As in the relative of the Uchiha?� Iruka�my father, shoved me off the gate and greeted the
bastard with a low bow. �Ah good morning Mr. Uchiha. If you�re not in a hurry would you want to
have some tea or cookies before you go?�
I frowned at my (insert gasps here) shameless father. Che, why do all people bow their heads and greet the
fucking bastard like he was a royalty or something. I
stared at the stoic bastard who was also staring back at me. I gave him the
flip and stuck out my tongue to let him know that I won�t
ever treat him like a prince or something.
Prince my ass!
A whack suddenly landed on my head and I cried in pain. I
looked up and saw my father�s angry eyes, narrowing dangerously at me. �Naruto,
behave. He�s an Uchiha�he
may be a relative of Uchiha Itachi.
I don�t want to get fired from my job because of you.� He whispered
threateningly at me.
I rolled my eyes and ducked when I saw his hand once again
ready to smack me.
Yeah, now it actually clicked. The Uchiha
corps has just hired Iruka this month. Wonder why
didn�t I thought of that.
Still, a bastard is a bastard. I don�t
care if Sasuke is any relative of Ita�whoever he is!
I don�t care even if he is his brother or lover or his grandfather!!! You hear me! I don�t care!
�That would be nice.� I heard Sasuke replied while I was
left there gaping at him. �Umm�Mr. Uzumaki.�
�Ah, no, no. I�m Iruka Umino.� Iruka
stretched his hand towards the bastard for a handshake. �I�m Naruto�s adoptive father.�
�Nice to meet you. I�m Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto�s friend.�
Friend my ass!
�Come on in then.�
I just watched my father lead the way inside our house,
Sasuke in tow, grinning at me. Che!
�Come on bastard, let�s go to my room.� I grabbed on his
hand and dragged him off before my father would interrogate him. Uchiha or not my father would probably grill him with
questions about me.
My father frowned a bit but smiled as Sasuke bowed his head
before I dragged him inside my room.
I gave a loud sigh as I locked it.
�Dobe, what are you planning to do
to me?� Sasuke smirked at me with mischievousness. I too grinned back at him
and retorted huskily. �Rape you?� He laughed and I laughed too.
Sasuke looked around my room and nods his
head in appreciation. �Do you have any good movies?�
�Nah, I just returned the last one I borrowed. Want to borrow another one? The store is just a couple of
blocks away.� I asked him.
�Sure.�
�Come on.�
He grinned as he followed me out the room. I shouted to my
father where we are going and bolted out the house in record time before my
father would say anything.
The way towards the store was actually a silent one until
Sasuke broke the silence and asked me. �You like Sakura, right?�
I gave him a frown but nod my head. �Yeah,
since grade school.�
�Ah. Never told her?�
I gave him my most scandalize look then grinned. �She�s
going to kick my butt if I ever told her.�
Sasuke frowned. �So that�s why you pretended to be gay?� He
snorted.
I gave him another scandalized look. �No!� I frowned at him
and thought for a while. �I don�t even know why she thinks I�m gay?!�
Sasuke stared at me from head to toe. He smirked after
assessing me and even chuckled a bit.
Wait?
Did the bastard just laughed at me?!
Come on, I�m like the manliest man
alive!
�Maybe because you�re using the same lip
gloss as her?� He smirked at me as he stared at my lips. I actually
blushed at that. Heh, caught red-handed.
What?! Men do use lip-gloss! Having
kissable lips doesn�t grow on you like a mushroom on a
hot day, you need to take care of it.
�Because my lips chapped a lot.� I
answered back.
�Ah.� He nods his head in agreement, though I don�t think he was really convinced. Heh,
who cares?!
Sasuke again stared at me and I actually felt little with
his scrutinizing gaze. �Maybe it�s because of the eyes?�
My what?!
Having a big blue eyes is making me gay?!
What kind of reasoning is that?!
I growled lowly at him but I only got a smirk. �Or maybe
because of your ass�you sway your hips a lot so it only emphasizes your cute
butt.� He tried swaying his hips to show me what he meant.
I punched him on the arm earning a soft winced from him.
�Fuck you!�
He laughed out loud after I said
that. Bastard.
I frowned at him and decided to change the subject. �And what about you? Why are you running away from all those
girls?� He just smirked at me and proceeded to open the door to the Video
store. Heh, we finally arrived without me knowing.
I rolled my eyes with his silent response to my query until
a thought hit me. �Or are you really gay?� I smirked at him, while his eyes
narrowed at me. �Is my virginity in danger?�
Sasuke laugh loudly, mocking me. �As if dobe!
Even if I were really gay I won�t fall for a dobe
like you.�
Hey! That�s fucking hitting below
the belt fucking bastard.
I pouted a bit and frowned. He must have sensed my hurt
feelings when he suddenly shook his head and smiled apologetically at me. �I
like girls who don�t pant and drool at me whenever I�m around.�
Conceited bastard!
I raised a brow at him. �And?�
He rubbed his chin as his eyes narrowed in contemplation.
�Someone who have a long hair, nice smile, huge pretty eyes, nice long legs,
narrow waist��
I nod in agreement.
�Who�s smart, shy and soft spoken, kind to all, religious,
who walks with grace�� I snorted to cut him off on which he frowns a bit.
��and someone with wings who came down to
earth to save all of us from death!� I grinned at him as I continued his
sentence for him.
He was looking for a fucking angel!
No girl, who looks and act like that, lives in this century.
Geez, even Hinata haven�t reach that level yet.
Or maybe she does�but that�s beyond
the point.
�Dobe.
Then what about you?� He rolled his eyes at me while I grinned back at him.
�Me?� I pointed to myself. His eyes rolled again. He likes rolling his eyes I
just noticed.
My grinned got wider as my eye caught something. I stalked
towards it and pointed at the thing that caught my attention. �This�� I pointed
to the photo. �This is my ideal girl.�
Sasuke smirked as he stared at the photo of the two girls on
the cover of an adult video. He nodded in approval and if you tilted your head
just a little to the right and narrow your eyes slightly you could see a drool
coming from his mouth. Hahahaha!
I quirked a brow at him on which he answered with a grin as
he took the video and hurriedly stalked towards the cashier. Ah,
another pervert!
I hurriedly followed him and was not surprised to see Temari minding the store. I gave her a small wave and said
my �hello�. She only gave me a leer as her eyes traveled from me to my
companion.
God I hate my life right now!
�Is this all you�re borrowing?� Temari
eyed our purchase with distaste as she quirked an eyebrow at our choice of
video. She gave a soft chuckle as she stared hard at me. I know she�s going to do something cruel, so my face turned from
red to pale in a matter of seconds.
She turned around and took something off the shelves. My
face grew hot as she waved a DVD at me. �Courtesy of the
house.�
Shaving Ryan�s private.
What the hell is that title?!
Okay fine don�t even think of
answering that!
I know, it�s a fucking gay porn! And no, I haven�t watched any�okay, fine I did, once�just
once and I was forced to watch it! You hear me! I was forced!
I hurriedly went out of the store even before Sasuke could
pay. I was fucking embarrassed to have a friend like Temari.
My life really sucks big time!
I hate you life!!!
�Oi dobe?�
Shit! Stop blushing Naruto! Stop blushing.
�Dobe.�
Sasuke frowns at me. I tried rolling my eyes at him to drop the
soon-to-be-subject but honestly, it actually doesn�t
suits me and it was unbelievably hard to do. It actually made me a bit dizzy
and feels stupid all at the same time. Che, he must
have practiced all his life to make himself look cool while doing �the� eye-rolling-thing.
�Who was the cute girl?� He smirked at me.
I stared at him for a second or two, trying to decipher what
he just asked. Cute girl? Huh?
�The blond girl on the counter.� He
rolled his eyes at me, perfectly I might add. Damn, I wish I could master the
art of eye rolling like him.
�Temari?!�
�Ah, is that her name? She looks cute.� Sasuke said in
contemplation.
I gaped at him like a moron.
Come on, he didn�t just said the Temari
was cute, did he?!
After gaping at him for a second or two, I laughed
hysterically. �Shit! Whahaha. Temari! Whahaha�man, you�re gonna get killed if she ever heard you calling her cute.�
�Dobe.�
�Tsk. Tsk.
Tsk. Sasuke, Sasuke.� I slung my arm over his
shoulder and leaned at him. �She�s the last girl you�ll ever date. Believe me.
She�s the total opposite of what you want for a girl.�
��
�She�s a fucking sadist, who actually like
S&M.� I grinned at him, hoping for him to actually believe me�but hey it�s actually half the truth.
�Che. You
already saw her naked didn�t you?� Sasuke nudge me off him and
glared at me. I smiled at him then lick my lips. �Yeah.�
�Panty? Bra?�
�Thongs...sexy leather thongs.� He
grinned, I grinned. Heh, maybe this was the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
�Hmm�seems like pretending to be gay do have its good points.�
He nods while thinking.
I just smiled at him. Proud that I already
found a new apprentice.
Life is good after all.�

To be
continued�
- 5
- 6
- 7
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