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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
89
Views:
2,664
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto and I didn't make money writing this.
Hero
Title: Hero
Pairing: KakaIru, IruGai
Summary: The next sequel to Horror, Give Up, Seeing Red, Dying
Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto... we all know this or at least we should by now.
Dedicated to Beasiesgal and written for 100 themes.
Iruka stopped dead, just inside the door to the mission room, quickly calculating his chances of escape. The various shinobi singing, slightly off-key, made it aparent however that he was doomed.
"For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow! For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny! Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny! For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!"
Iruka uncovered his ears as the song ended, glaring at Gai; who stood in middle of the crowded room, giving one of his good guy poses. It looked like every other good guy pose, but was probably assigned a number to differenciate some meaningless difference it had. Despite the fact that it was obvious that he was the one who organized the party, due to the massive number of green decorations, Iruka somehow doubted he was the originator of the idea.
He sighed as the man lead him around proclaiming what a hero he was and how his true value is underestimated. Iruka wondered for a moment what the hell the man was talking about. The answer came to him and he ground his teeth together. Kakashi. It didn't explain it entirely but there was no doubt in the chunin's mind that it was tied to his dragging the man to the hospital.
Gai led him very deliberately through the crowd, stopping often to allow various people to slap the chunin on the back and or hand him gifts. Most of which were quite obviously booze and were meant to be consumed before the night was over.
"Came for the booze," Anko informed him a moment before swiping one of the 'gifts' he was holding.
"And to see which one you'd kill first," Genma said, slapping him on the back, senbon twitching between the amused tokubetsu's lips.
"I dunno, I think he deserves it. Iruka puts up with us better than anyone. Not to mention all those kids." Asuma shoved another bottle in his arms.
"Especially when you consider he's friends with two of the most... trying men around," Ibiki added, smirking at Gai who was still grinning and rambling about Iruka's 'heroic greatness'.
It took nearly half an hour before they reached the back of the crowd where Kakashi was leaning against the wall, reading his god awful orange book. The copynin looked up from his reading material and smiled. "My Hero."
Iruka wondered if having over fifty witnesses was truly a bad thing when contemplating murder. After all they would all be able to attest that he did in fact lose his mind, which could work to his defense.
Gai slapped his back, knocking him out of his thoughts as he struggled not to drop everything. Then he was being dragged away again. He was glad he'd saved the man's life, because if he hadn't he wouldn't be able to kill him. Which he, quite frankly, planned to do very soon.