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Disguised Curses	By : Raholea Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 2438 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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“I am not wearing that!”

“It's for the wedding. It's customary.”

“It's a kimono! Girls wear kimono!!”

“This is a men's formal shop. It is not the same as a woman's kimono. And Hinata decreed 'formal'. This is formal.”

“..... I still don't like it.”

“Would dark blue be better?”

“.... Maybe.”

“This one?”

“No.”

“This one?”

“Too dark.”

“Thi-”

“NO.”

“....”

“You can choose one now. Or I will let Hanabi loose on you. And I doubt I have to mention she's taking her sister's wedding very, very seriously.”

“.... You wouldn't.”

“If he doesn't, I will.”

“Neji!”

“Honestly, the first one was fine. Go try it on.”

“Nejiii....”

“I will tell Hanabi you want your kimono to be garish red with purple flowers. And blue stripes. And she will do everything in her power to make it happen.”

“.... I.... Fine.”

“Go try it on.”

“You're evil.”

“I'm Hyuga.”

“As I said: you're evil.”

***

“You can't wear white, it washes you out.”

“But it's proper...”

“And it does not look right. You need some color.”

“How about this one?”

“I refuse to wear pink for my wedding.”

“But we could make pink work!”

“No, it's not her color.”

“Pale blue? We could throw in some very light blush undertones and it would make her look alive.”

“Blush means pink. I said no.”

“Purple.”

“Dear Kami, no!”

“Are you trying to make her look like a ghost? That shade will never work!”

“Red counts. No red, no pink.”

“Stop arguing. Try this one.”

“That's...”

“Wow...”

“It could work...”

“Go try it on!!”

***

“But Neji!!”

“You do not get to add orange to your wedding kimono.”

“Just a little.”

“Naruto!”

“How much orange?”

“Seriously, Uchiha?”

“Just the clan symbol.”

“... well. For family.”

“Just the swirl? And not too large.”

“Fine. But it's the only orange you get!”

“Tch. Make sure it's the usual proper size and in the right place.”

“Hey, I suffered under enough threats already. You can let me have a smallest bit of what I want.”

“What you want could end up horrifying everyone.”

“....”

“Stop growling and shut up. You'll get your clan symbol, it's proper and acceptable, and not a damn bit of orange more.”

***

“Oh, damn. That's perfect.”

“Yes. Just light enough not to make her creepy- pale-”

“And not too pale either!”

“So pretty.”

“We need flowers to go with it.”

“Yeah. Yes. Ino!! Flowers!”

“On it!”

***

“The guys want to know when we can steal you for a bachelor party.”

“A what?”

“Seriously?”

“… ”

“Well, basically, it's supposed to mourn the loss of your chance to play the fields of womanly curves and celebrate you finding that one girl. Usually, though, it's a wonderful excuse to get drunk.”

“Drunk? Shinobi, drunk? How many of us are like, underage?”

“... Oh, geez. I mention liquor and the only thing you can think of is that we're not 'of age'?”

“He has a point.”

“And as long as we keep it private and don't go off acting like fools, no one will care.”

“I think that's the first time Neji has ever agreed with something Kiba has thought up.”

“No less strange than you agreeing with Naruto, Shino. Alcohol for this event is fine, in moderation.”

“Why are you talking of alcohol and odd agreements?”

“Gaara!”

“... Hello, Naruto.”

“So. Explain.”

“I'm getting married in a couple months. The guys are talking about getting drunk before, at a guys- only party.”

“I hear it is a common thing. And your bride-to-be?”

“Hinata Hyuga. Of course!”

“Good. Kankurou attended such a party not too long ago.”

“... I have a bad feeling about that.”

“He was miserable the next morning. I will have to catch up later, Naruto. I have a meeting with the Hokage.”

“Later, Gaara! Hey! Look me up later! I'll get you dinner!”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“... what?”

“Bachelor party. No liquor. Besides, if Lee got a hold of some...”

“No. Please no.”

“Man, that was terrifying.”

“Alright. No alcohol. At all.”

***

“You know the guys are going to have one. You might as well have one more serious girls' night.”

“Yeah, seriously. I mean, Naruto's a nice guy, but you're going to be married.”

“Which means honeymoon-”

“And sex-”

“And between that, and missions, when are you going to get the time again?”

“You will be busy, and that's expected.”

“But it will be one last chance in a long while to have you completely for ourselves.”

“And Kami forbid that the men crash it.”

“We could always turn them over to Shizune- san.”

“Worse. Give them to Anko.”

“Hey! That's just cruel!!”

“Fine. A small party. But we can't have it on Hyuga land.”

“Sakura?”

“Nope. Flat's too small. Three of us would be fine, but a proper party? Way too small.”

“I might be able to empty the storeroom for a single night. But we'd have to be careful, and clean up after.”

“Tenten might have a place. Her or Chouji, considering their training methods. They have to know somewhere big enough to host without being too public.”

“Try that, get in contact. Hinata, you take care of inviting your sister and whoever you think would come from your family, I'll take care of a few extras.”

“Extras?”

“Tsunade will want to at least make an appearance. Shizune might, Ino has friends that live for any sort of party. And then, -”

“I said small...”

“Yes. And I won't bring everyone. But any good bachelorette party should have a good ten to twelve people. At least.”

“And you will reserve the right to kick anyone out at any time. It will be your party.”
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