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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
89
Views:
2,662
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto and I didn't make money writing this.
Seeing Red
Title: Seeing Red
Pairing: KakaIru GaiIru
Rating: PG 13
Disclaimer: Characters are Kishi's plot is mine
another for Beasiesgal and another for 100 themes
For the entire week Iruka had been subjected to their little 'competition.' Despite Gai's supposed words of concern the man had jumped in the challenge rather quickly. All Kakashi had done was 'look' at the green clad man and the Jounin had begun spouting nonsense about how he wouldn't lose.
First, Kakashi had turned in a mission report and 'accidentally' gotten a paper cut. Which he immediately asked Iruka to 'kiss it and make it better.' Grinning and obviously unable to contain his amusement. The chunin had rolled his eyes at the tiny red cut across the man's finger tip. He was going to let it go but the man just stood there with his hand out stretched. It wasn't until Iruka threatened to bite it off and give him something to complain about that Kakashi had reluctantly pulled his hand back.
Then, Gai had bought him flowers. Lots of flowers. Enough, in fact that they filled the mission room /and/ Tsunade's office. The Godaime had not been particularly pleased when she awoke from her sake induced nap to find her desk piled with bright red tulips.
It had only gotten worse from there. Kakashi gave his entire class lollipops and he spent the day chasing fifteen pregenin with sugar highs and sticky red fingers. Gai decided to help and tried to grade the test while he was busy chasing said kids around. He came back to red blotchy declarations of how wonderfully each student did no matter how the student did. Which was questionable since the parts on Ninjutsu and Genjutsu were where Gai decided to write his monologues.
By the end of the week Iruka was needless to say, seeing red. Neither man should have been surprised when he sent them both on the longest missions he could find, in opposite directions. He hoped they'd forget or at least consider twice before continuing their competition when they returned. Because they didn't... they'd be the one's seeing red. Because if they didn't... he would beat them to bloody pulps, jounin or not.