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Sinful Tales of Konoha	By : Retsinnal Category: Naruto > General Views: 139367 -:- Recommendations : 7 -:- Currently Reading : 9
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Chapter 53 – Enter, Hatake Kakashi!
Ino

The following Saturday morning, Shikaku and Yui had already returned to their respective homes by the time that Ino arrived at her own home, leaving her unsuspecting of her parents secret night with their swinger partners. The first thing Ino did when she got home, was to take a shower and then head to bed to get a few hours of sleep. She and Minato been up all night having sex in what is now her room at the Uzumaki house, and they didn't stop until Minato had to leave for work at the hokage office.

When Ino woke up after her morning nap, Ino didn't really know how she was going to spend her day. Minato had made it clear that he would be very busy today at the hokage office, making up for the time that he took off yesterday in order to participate in the celebrations and what not. She can't spend her day with Sakura and Hinata either, since they have both told her that they will be busy training all day. In Sakura's case, she will be training with Tsunade, who has asked Sakura to train with her all day today and tomorrow, since they won't be able to have those private training sessions as often and as long after Monday, which is when Sakura, Ino and the others will be joining their new genin teams.

Ino doesn't want to fall behind her friends, so she reckons it would be a good idea for her to spend most of the day training as well. Although, with Sakura being busy all day, that opens up an opportunity for Ino to have a little bit of fun, since she can now visit Jiraiya and mess with him a little bit, before she starts training. She has stayed away from him and avoided teasing and messing with him ever since that incident at Sakura's place. It doesn't sit well with her that he was able to make her feel embarrassed, since she is supposed to be the teaser and not the one being teased. That's why she plans on reminding him of that today, and hopefully she can do so without him acting like such a beast again.

Ino arrived at Jiraiya's house at forenoon, just before lunch time. She saw her victim through a window, where he was sitting in his kitchen, scribbling with a pen into a notebook with a dumb smile on his face. Since Jiraiya is free to waste his time to write what Ino considers to be “stupid ero-books”, she knows that she has arrived at the right time, since he isn't busy with anything that is important. Without even knocking first, Ino opened Jiraiya's front door and let herself in.

“Ero-sennin!” she sing sang while smiling mischievously.

“Don't Ero-sennin me, you damn brat! How dare you enter my home uninvited!?” Jiraiya barked from his kitchen.

Ino made her way through the small hall way, stopping at the doorway to the kitchen, and stared at Jiraiya with a bored and unimpressed expression “Relax you old swine, I'm just going to use your bathroom.”.

“Whatever.. Make sure you knock the next time, you entitled little brat!” Jiraiya yelled at her, while Ino just giggled at his angry reaction, while making her way towards his bedroom, walking past the bathroom that she had told him she needed to use. Jiraiya didn't see Ino or hear her make a sound for the next twenty minutes, which had him worry about something being off. Either she is trying to break the record of the longest shit ever taken by a human, or she is planning something which most likely involves her teasing him again. Knowing Ino, he had a feeling it would be the second option.

When Jiraiya walked out of his kitchen, he saw the door to his bathroom being left open the same way he had left it this morning, with not even the lights being turned on inside the bathroom. Jiraiya then glanced inside the bathroom, just to confirm that she actually wasn't inside of it, having gotten her ass stuck in the toilet bowl or something. That wasn't the case, as there was no sign of Ino or her ass inside of the bathroom, just like Jiraiya had expected. Jiraiya knew that he was likely to find her at his next destination, being his bedroom, where she is most likely waiting for him in order to ambush him with her annoying teasing antics again.

When Jiraiya opened the door to his bedroom, he did find Ino just like he had expected, and he had a feeling of dejavu wash over him. Ino was laying on his bed, facing away from him, with her resting her weight on her knees and elbows. Her ass was pointing up, similar to the way it would if she was in a doggy style position. Her purple skirt was draped over her lower back, leaving her bandage covered buttocks and upper thighs completely exposed. She was currently reading one of Jiraiya's Icha Icha books, and she did so while wiggling her body in a teasing manner, and humming quietly. The feeling of dejavu stemmed from the fact that is not the first time that Jiraiya has entered his bedroom only to find Ino on top of his bed in this position, while reading one of his books.

Jiraiya's eyebrow twitched as he stared at Ino's ass wiggling from side to side, while Ino just smiled, knowing that Jiraiya had entered the bedroom.

“How can you write disgusting smut like this? And Mushina and Kinato? You are basing your filthy story on Hokage-sama and Kushina-chan, have you no shame?” Ino asked while staring back at Jiraiya over her shoulder mischievously.

“Why do you care?” Jiraiya said with an angry huff, crossing his hands in front of his chest “Besides, I have Minato's permission. I think he is a secret fan of my book series.”.

“There is no way” Ino said and rolled her eyes. She then tossed the Icha Icha book to the other side of the bed, before getting up to face Jiraiya. She smiled at him and poked him into his stomach with her index finger “Unlike you, Ero-sennin, Hokage-sama isn't a disgusting pervert!”.

“Knowing that, you still come here?” Jiraiya asked while frowning, grabbing her hand to get her to stop poking her finger into his stomach “Did you not learn your lesson the last time you tried this?”.

“Hah!” Ino laughed while smiling at Jiraiya smugly “Do you really think you could embarrass me with just that?” she laughed mockingly “I know you lost control that time, and I can't really blame you. You are just like every other man, there is no way you can resist me!” she teased.

“If that is the game you want to play..” Jiraiya spoke in a low tone, before placing his hands on Ino's waist, just like he did that other time in the guestroom of the Haruno residence.

“I told you, that's not enough to embarrass me, you stupid pervert!” Ino said with a giggle, while she placed her hands on top of Jiraiya's, intending to remove them from her waist. She was unable to do so, because the much stronger Jiraiya wasn't letting go, and he took her by surprise as he used the grip he had around her waist, to pull her into him.

“Kyaaa!” Ino couldn't help but let out a yelp of embarrassment, due to the fact that they were now pressed tightly against each other, and Jiraiya was staring at her so intently.

“Let me..” she was interrupted when she was going to ask him to let her go, because Jiraiya started moving his hips, dry humping her, pressing his groin into hers.

“Ero-sennin?” Ino asked in disbelief, staring up at Jiraiya who just stared at her with a perverse grin. He placed both of his hands on her ass cheeks, feeling her up, while he continued to dry hump her with fast thrusts. While feeling both horrified and getting turned on at the same time, Ino couldn't help but let out a few moans of pleasure, while staring at Jiraiya with an open mouth, and her eyes opened wide.

“Ohoho, are you getting excited?” Jiraiya teased.

“Ero-sennin?” Ino stared up at him in disbelief, her cheeks turning red.

Jiraiya must had dry humped her for a good minute before Ino came to her senses, realizing where this was heading, Ino turned beet red in embarrassment, and yelled out “That's enough, Ero-sennin!”.

“Ohoho!” Jiraiya laughed, instantly stopping his hip movements and removing his hands from Ino's buttocks.

“I knew it” Jiraiya said with a smug smile “You are just talk, but when it comes down to the real deal, you aren't ready for it at all!” he added with a boisterous laugh.

“Go fuck yourself, Ero-sennin!” Ino yelled, before she ran out of his bedroom and eventually his house, having never felt this embarrassed about anything before.

“That's right, leave and don't come back, you stupid brat!” Jiraiya shouted while laughing at the whole thing. He had not lost control of himself this time, unlike the first time he and Sakura had sex. No, he knew what he was doing, and he knew that Ino was most likely bluffing with all of her advances and her teasing directed at him. Even if it turned out that she wasn't bluffing, then it's not like it would be the biggest deal ever if they actually ended up going all the way. Jiraiya is an open relationship with Sakura, and one of the first things he brought up to Sakura when she agreed to that open relationship, was the possibility of him sleeping with her friends. Even though Sakura isn't the biggest fan of that happening, she wouldn't blame Jiraiya if it were to happen, since he has been the victim of their teasing and flirting for so long.

Jiraiya had no intention of going all the way with Ino today though, no this was just him calling her bluff. He also hoped this incident would result in Ino visiting him less often, since if she keeps showing up like this uninvited all the time, then it's only a matter of time before she catches Jiraiya and Sakura in the act.

Ino was feeling mighty angry and very embarrassed when she made her quick retreat back to the safety of her home. She didn't think Jiraiya had it in him to do something like that to her or anyone else. It's like he has suddenly changed, and become some kind of horny beast without any self control, without any explanation. She was angry about the fact that this is like a loss to her, a complete and utter defeat to the super pervert. But the war is not lost yet, and the next time she challenges Jiraiya for a tease-off, she is going to bring the big guns.
Team Announcements & Team Meetings

Naruto and his classmates had all gathered up in their classroom at the ninja academy, for what will hopefully be the final time. They are here to find out what new genin team they will be a part of, and to meet that new team. The one announcing their team, is of course their homeroom teacher, Iruka. Before he could begin announcing the teams, Choji had a question for him.

“Where is Mizuki-sensei?” Choji asked, having noticed that their second homeroom teacher was not present.

“He is on vacation” Iruka said in a serious tone “A very long vacation..” he added, and some of the students caught on to what that meant. Mizuki-sensei had either gotten hurt on a mission, or he had been arrested, or worst case scenario, killed in action.

The truth is that Mizuki is currently being held in one of Konoha's prisons. He had been arrested by Iruka himself, after Iruka had been told by one of his students of Mizuki's evil scheme. That student is from a civilian family and he is unfortunately the worst scoring student in the class, which makes him the dead last. Mizuki had approached this student on the day of graduation, offering to give him better grades in exchange of the student doing a little favor for Mizuki.

That favor was Mizuki asking the student to steal the scrolls of forbidden techniques from the library within the hokage tower. The civilian student had no intentions of doing so though, instead he told Iruka what Mizuki asked of him. Iruka proceeded to contact a jounin by the name of Hatake Kakashi, who helped Iruka investigate the student's claim about Mizuki. After Kakashi had transformed himself to look like the student, carrying the forbidden scroll, while heading out to meet up with Mizuki at the location he had told the student to meet him, they were able to confirm the student's claim and easily arrest Mizuki.

Iruka then proceeded to announce the teams, starting with Team 1. The teams only got interesting to Naruto and his friends by the time that Iruka announced Team 7.

“Team 7 will consist of Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura..” Iruka started, when Ino laughed and pointed at her best friend “Hahaha, take that, forehead girl!”.

Sakura pouted in defeat, while Sasuke sighed. Both of them hoped their last team would be someone less annoying.

“And Uzumaki Naruto..” Iruka finished, which had Ino and all the other girls lower their heads and shoulders in defeat, while Sakura raised her arms into the air in victory “Chaa! Take that, Ino-pig!”.

Naruto and Sasuke proceeded to face palm in unison, before staring at each other with angry and competitive glares.

“The fuck are you looking at?” Naruto asked.

“Just don't hold me back, Uzumaki..” Sasuke responded, before the two of them looked away from each other, crossing their arms and frowning.

“Hehehe..” Sakura chuckled awkwardly, thinking she may have some work to do with her teammates, in order to make this into a somewhat functioning team. But she wasn't complaining, she had ended up on Naruto's team like she wished.

Iruka sighed “Your jounin teacher is Hatake Kakashi..” he said, then turned to look towards the door, even though he knew it was likely that Kakashi wouldn't be here in time to pick up his students. He is notorious for being late to every meeting and appointment.

Sakura and Sasuke had no reaction to hearing their jounin teacher's name, but Naruto did, as he was now getting angry for real. He could survive being on a team with Ero-sennin's unlikely lover, and the annoying and selfish dork that is Uchiha Sasuke, but being lead by Kakashi was something he just couldn't accept. Even though Naruto had not met the man in several years, that is for the best, because he can't stand him and his insane personality. While Naruto was not happy with who was going to be in charge of Team 7, he did not make scene in the classroom, which allowed for Iruka to continue with the team announcements. Naruto is going to have a thing or two to say to his father later today though.

“Team 8, consists of Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Your team is lead by Kurenai Yuhi.”

“Woohoo!” Kiba cheered “We did pretty good, right Akamaru?” he said while patting his ninja dog companion “Shino is kinda meh, but we got two babes on our team!” he said with a goofy grin, causing Hinata to stare at him with a disgusted expression. Kiba ignored that, because he felt murderous eyes on him, coming from Naruto's direction. Seeing Naruto stare at him like that, had him sweat buckets and hold up his hands defensively “Why are you looking at me like that, bastard?” he asked, trying to act tough, even though he was close to pissing his pants.

“Hmpf” Naruto snorted, returning his focus on Iruka at the front of the classroom. He calmed down when he remembered what Kurenai would do to Kiba if he had the balls to act or say anything inappropriate to her. He might be happy now, but once he learns just how crazy that woman really is, he is going to wish that he never became a ninja in the first place. The look of utter disgust and disapproval that Kurenai directed at Kiba when she came to pick up her team, assured Naruto that he had nothing to worry about.

“Team 9 is reserved for a certain trio of students” Iruka said, while smiling knowingly at Naruto, who figured he was talking about his mother's students, Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon.

“Team 10, consists of Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino and Akimichi Choji” Iruka said, which had Ino screech in anger “A lazy nerd and a fatty!?” she questioned out loud.

“Argh!” Choji growled in anger, before shoving his mouth full of potato chips.

“Troublesome..” Shikamaru said with a yawn, having hoped that he and Choji would have gotten a less noisy third teammate, even though he had suspected that the three of them would be assigned to the same team, continuing the tradition of the Ino-Shika-Cho team set ups.

“Your jounin teacher is Sarutobi Asuma..” Iruka said, which had Ino face palm, while thinking “And a damn cuck for a teacher..”.

Ino may not had the best luck with team assignments, but she got over it pretty fast once she joined her new teammates and teacher outside of the classroom. They headed to the school yard, where Asuma asked them to introduce themselves.

“Why? We already know each other.” Ino said, rolling her eyes.

Choji nodded, while eating his potato chips faster than before, looking as if he was getting serious for some reason.

“It's how these team meetings are traditionally done. Just tell us a little bit about yourself, such as your name, your reason for being a ninja, and your dreams and so on..” Asuma said.

“Troublesome, I will go first” Shikamaru said with a yawn, stretching his arms above his head “I'm Nara Shikamaru, my reason for being a ninja is to become a mediocre ninja who isn't totally useless. My dream is to..” Shikamaru paused to think on it for a second, knowing that his dream had somewhat changed in recent weeks, thanks to Yoshino and Shizune. He figured Asuma and his teammates didn't need to know about that though, so he told them his old dream instead.

“My dream is to grow old together with an average looking woman, raising two average looking children, who will eventually grow up and have average ninja careers..” Shikamaru said in a bored tone, causing Asuma to shake his head in amusement, while Ino's eyebrows twitched in annoyance, wondering just how lazy one has to be to not even be able to dream high.

“That's great, Shikamaru. Why don't you go next, Choji?” Asuma said while nodding towards the Akimichi shinobi.

“Yeah..” Choji said while swallowing the pieces of potato chips he had just chewed on “I'm Akimichi Choji, I want to become a great ninja like my father, and my dream is to own my very own barbecue restaurant, so that I can eat as much as I want!!” he ended his sentence while drooling at the thought of having access to unlimited barbecued meat.

“Fatty!” Ino said in disgust, causing Choji to glare at him.

“She's lucky that she is a girl, and I'm pretty sure Choji likes her, because otherwise he would fuck her up..” Shikamaru thought, knowing that Choji doesn't let just anyone insult him like th at.

Asuma sighed “You're next, Ino..”.

“Right!” Ino said with a big grin “I want to become the strongest kunoichi in the village, surpassing grandma Tsunade and Kushina-sama!”

Asuma gulped when he heard that, looking around just to make sure that Tsunade wasn't anywhere nearby.

“My dream..” Ino started while blushing “I want to marry and start a family with a certain someone, who might just have blond spiky hair, and he might just be the greatest ninja that has ever existed!” she said in a joyous tone, and both her teammates and her teacher were sure that Ino was talking about Naruto, even though he doesn't really fit the profile of being the greatest ninja that has ever existed. But that is how most of his fan girls see the world, with Naruto being the greatest gift to mankind in their opinion. However, in this case, Ino was in fact talking about someone who some could argue is the strongest ninja alive, which would of course be her secret lover, Minato.

“I wish you best of luck with that” Asuma said while grimacing, remembering that Naruto is together with Anko, who Ino probably doesn't want as a love rival.

“That just leaves me then. I'm Sarutobi Asuma, and I'm happy being a jounin ninja of Konoha. My dream is to serve and protect this village, and maybe some day..” Asuma paused and he couldn't hold back a blush “Marry a certain someone..” he continued, referring to Kurenai, who his students already know that he is dating. Only Ino knows about Kurenai's relationship with Naruto though.

“You poor bastard..” Ino thought, with it being her turn to grimace for Asuma's sake this time around.

“Now that we have gotten introductions out of the way, it's time for your final test.” Asuma said, which had his students stare at him in surprise.

“What kind of final test? I thought we were done with that already!” Ino said, while her teammates nodded in agreement.

Asuma smiled “This is a survival test of sorts, and you must pass it in order to earn your headbands and get your genin rank. If you fail, then you will be sent back to the academy for another year of classes!” he explained, laughing heartily at the surprised faces of disbelief.

While the Ino-Shika-Cho trio followed Asuma to a training grounds to take their genin test, Kurenai was getting introductions started with her team on top of the roof of the ninja academy, the same place where she she had usually been fornicating with Naruto during the school lunch break.

Kurenai stared at her new students with a dejected expression, wishing she could swap any of them with Naruto, who she so dearly wanted to have on her team.

“Why don't you introduce yourselves?” she spoke in a kind tone, which was just as fake as her friendly smile.

“Even though I don't care who you are, you damn insects!” Kurenai thought angrily, while trying her best to keep her friendly fake smile up.

“Yahoo!” Kiba cheered “I will go first, I'm Inuzuka Kiba, and I am going to be the next hokage!”.

“Very good” Kurenai said, then nodded towards Shino “And you?”

“I wasn't done..” Kiba thought with his eyebrow twitching in annoyance. He was going to tell them about his love for Hana, and his dream to start a family with her as well.

“Aburame Shino. That is all” Shino said in a low tone.

Kurenai nodded, liking how Shino was quick to the point and not wasting her time. That will definitely move him up in the insect tier.

“And you...” Kurenai said while staring at Hinata with an annoyed expression, which she couldn't even hide if she tried, because Hinata's outfit, or lack thereof, was really annoying her. She is wearing the jacket that she got from Hiruzen as a gift, leaving it unzipped. She is wearing her larger shorts, which are still short shorts by any reasonable margin, but they are massive in comparison to the string panties which she prefers to wear. The only thing she has covering her upper body, and her surprisingly large bust, is a mesh body armor, and a pair of skin colored bandages to cover up her nipples.

“Why don't you start with zipping up that jacket, then introduce yourself?” Kurenai suggested, forcing herself to smile again, which just made her look scary in Kiba and Shino's opinion.

“No, I don't think so, Kurenai-sensei” Hinata said with a sweet smile “I will introduce myself though. My name is Hyuu..”

“Zip.. Up.. That.. Jacket.. Now!” Kurenai ordered in a stern manner.

“Oh for fucks sake..” Kiba thought, realizing that he may not have been so lucky with these team assignments after all. He has a feeling that his new teacher and this new lewd Hinata, who is much more confident but also shameless, is most likely going to be constantly at each other's throats.

“I think not!” Hinata challenged, while glaring at Kurenai.

“Is that so?” Kurenai asked with a sweet smile, causing Kiba and Shino to shiver in fear. They wished they had signs to hold up, with words written on it to let Kurenai know that they are innocent in this mess. They knew better than to talk right now, knowing that their anger could be directed at them at any moment.

Kurenai clenched her hand into a fist, and spoke through gritted teeth “Why don't you get your introduction over with then, so that we can move on the more fun part of the day” she said, referring to the genin test, which is where Kurenai currently plans on skinning Hinata alive.

“Like I was saying, my name is Hyuuga Hinata, and I am going to become the greatest kunoichi this village has ever seen, and live up to the expectations of my master.” Hinata started, which had Kiba and Shino wonder who her “master” could be. As far as they know, Hinata is just training with her family, mostly her father, and that would be a pretty weird way to address your own father, even if he is your teacher.

“Once I have accomplished that, I am going to marry..” Hinata's cheeks started turning red, with her old shy personality emerging “U-U-Uzumaki N-N..” she stuttered out, but couldn't finish her sentence due to Kurenai yelling out “Follow me to the training grounds now!” while glaring death at Hinata, who she wouldn't allow to finish that sentence no matter what.

“Yes sensei!” Kiba and Shino said while saluting her, while Hinata pouted “What gives?” she thought, wondering why she wasn't allowed to declare her love for Naruto.

Both Team 8 and Team 10 were able to pass their genin tests, even though Kurenai wanted nothing more than to fail them, and to execute Hinata for the heresy she wanted to speak earlier. Hinata is in her mind a bitch of an insect, but she proved herself to be a very competent kunoichi, who worked well together with her teammates. The Ino-Shika-Cho trio of Asuma's team had no problem passing at all, and they had great teamwork. They have known each other for most of their lives, and working together as a team just came natural to them.

The members of team 8 and 10 were able to pass their final genin test, and make their way to their homes, before Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke even met their teacher. Kakashi arrived at their classroom three hours after their team was announced, and when he did so, he had to dodge a kunai that Naruto had thrown straight towards his forehead.

“Fuck you for wasting our time, you freak of nature!” Naruto said, flipping him off.

“Maah..” Kakashi muttered in a bored tone, holding the kunai that he had fetched with ease before it had a chance to hit him “Are you the lot that I'm stuck with?” the masked man asked.

“I'm afraid so.” Sakura said with an apologetic smile, rubbing the back of her neck. Both Naruto and Sasuke were too busy looking at Kakashi with murderous intentions, both being pissed off at how late he is, wasting their time.

Kakashi sighed “Follow me.” he said, and his students followed him with haste, not wanting to give him a chance to disappear and make them wait for him again. While Kakashi had not done any fornication on top of the roof top, unlike Kurenai, that was still his choice of location for the team introductions.

“Why don't we introduce ourselves?” Kakashi asked in a bored tone.

Sakura had a similar response to him that Ino gave to Asuma earlier “What do you mean, the three of us are classmates, we already know each other?”.

“I don't know you though, so you could tell me your names, your likes, your dislikes, your dreams and so on..” Kakashi said in a bored tone.

“Okay..” Sakura said innocently.

“I guess I will go first. My name is Hatake Kakashi, there are very few things I like, and many things that I dislike. I have no goal or dreams, and if I did I wouldn't tell you about them.” Kakashi said, giving a rather cryptic introduction, without telling them anything at all, other than his name.

“What's his problem?” Sakura wondered while sweat dropping, thinking that his introduction was completely pointless.

“Why don't you start, since the other two is being so quiet and brooding..” Kakashi asked Sakura.

“Okay!” Sakura said in an excited tone “My name is Haruno Sakura, and my likes are..” she stared at Naruto with hearts for eyes “My dreams are..” she added and let out a squeal of delight, this time she imagined herself walking down the isle to get married to Jiraiya.

“And your dislikes?” Kakashi asked, sounding mighty unimpressed with her introduction so far.

“Ino-pig!” Sakura answered without hesitation.

“Great..” Kakashi said in a bored tone “You, the one with a duck's behind for a haircut, why don't you go next?”.

Sakura couldn't help but giggle when she heard that, thinking that was a good description of Sasuke's hair cut. Sasuke completely missed the connection between his hairdo and the butt of a duck, and was just sitting there quietly in confusion.

“That's you, Uchiha” Naruto said in a disgusted tone.

“A duck's behind?” Sasuke asked in disbelief, causing Sakura to hold up one of her small make up mirrors, which she was carrying with her for so me reason, which allowed for Sasuke to take a look for himself.

“My name is Uchiha Sasuke” Sasuke spoke through gritted teeth, who was anything but happy with his annoying teammates and his tardy teacher, who has now also insulted his hair for some reason.

“I like the majority of what is left of my family, I dislike annoying fan girls and tardy people” Sasuke said and gave Sakura a look of disapproval

“Like I care..” Sakura muttered with an angry scoff.

“And my dream is more of a goal, which I will accomplish no matter what. I am going to kill a certain man.” Sasuke said with a serious expression.

“Itachi..” Kakashi and Naruto thought at the same time, while Sakura had no idea who he was talking about, and just thought that Sasuke was getting creepier every time she heard him talk.

“And last but not least..” Kakashi said an leaned forward and stared at them with his eyes bulging out of his eye sockets, creeping them all out “The shameless sinner of the group, who is engaging in coitus with the evil witch who lives in the apartment above mine!”.

“What!? WHO!?” Sakura yelled, pointing at Kakashi “Who is the witch!?”

“You live in the apartment under hers?” Naruto asked in an amused tone, before he laughed out loud, realizing the noise that Kakashi must have endured for many nights when he has been over at Kurenai's apartment

“What is wrong with this person?” Sasuke wondered out loud, pointing his thumb at Kakashi “How can this thing be allowed to be in charge of a team of genins?”.

“Be quiet all of you, you damn sinners!” Kakashi yelled with a deranged expression, which he couldn't even hide with the help of his mask “Now introduce yourself, Naruto!”.

“Yeah yeah. The name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like sexy jounin babes with big titties, dattebayo!” Naruto said holding up both of his thumbs.

“Sinner!” Kakashi barked at him, holding up his hand with an open palm, looking as if he was getting ready to give Naruto a smack on his head.

“I dislike freaks, such as Kakashi and Sasuke..” Naruto continued, which had Sasuke flip him off “Right back at ya, Uzumaki” while Kakashi were just hissing out “Sinner!” over and over.

“My dream is to surpass my father, becoming a greater ninja than him and all the hokage before him.” Naruto spoke confidently, which had Sakura smile brightly at him “You can do it, Naruto-kun!”.

“I know” Naruto told her with that same confidence, smiling back at her.

“How are you gonna do that when you are busy sinning all the time, huh!?” Kakashi asked while pointing at Naruto “Then again, your father is no different. Otherwise you wouldn't exist!”.

Naruto glared at Kakashi, while Sakura opened her mouth in surprise, wondering if she had actually heard that right.

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Sasuke asked, staring at Kakashi in disbelief. That's an insult that even Sasuke thought crossed the line.

“I will tell you what is wrong with me!” Kakashi said while pacing around the three seated students “This world is full of sinners, people who are weak and can't resist the carnal urges of mating, as if they are no different from animals!”.

“Mating?” Sasuke asked in confusion, looking at Naruto and Sakura for clarification.

“Ehehe..” Sakura laughed embarrassingly, hoping she wouldn't have to be the one to explain.

“He is talking about sex. This freak is acting like a religious zealot, who is against all kinds of romantic relations or sexual intimacy between people, just because can't let go of the past..” Naruto explained.

“What do you even know about that, you filthy heathen!” Kakashi snapped at him.

“I know what my father told me” Naruto said, standing up to face off with Kakashi, since he was tired of having him roam around him, spitting out yells and insults at him.

“I know what you saw, I know what happened during the third great ninja war” Naruto clarified, causing Kakashi to look like was entering some kind of state of rage.

“What's going on?” Sakura asked Sasuke in a worried tone.

Sasuke shrugged “Beats me. But I don't mind if they end up killing each other.”.

“Jerk!” Sakura yelled at her new teammate, shaking her head at her own mistake of even trying to have a conversation with her anti-social teammate.

“You!” Kakashi said, pointing at Naruto “And you, and you!” he added, pointing at his other two students “Follow me to training grounds seven. I am going beat the sins out of you all!”.

That was how Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were introduced to their not so stable jounin teacher. Kakashi wasn't always like this, since he used to be a much calmer and collected individual, who would always act professional when in duty. It is the trauma he suffered after witnessing Rin's death, and what happened to her before her death, that has caused him to change this drastically. Kakashi is against all forms of sexual relationships, and he thinks that all such relationships should be forbidden by the law. That is all because he doesn't want people to give birth to more people that could become lowlifes like the ones who had captured, enslaved, raped and eventually been the cause for Nohara Rin's death. Without sexual relationships, there will be no path for people to become lowlifes like that.

Even though Kakashi is arguably insane, and he hates his students just as much as they hate him, he ended up passing them after giving them their final genin test. He had no choice but to do so, because the three of them had put aside their differences, and worked together with the shared goal of trying to beat the living shit out of Kakashi. This whole test is all about teamwork, and while Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura wouldn't have worked well together under normal circumstances, especially the former two, when it came to beating up Kakashi, they looked like an experienced team who had worked together for decades.

Naruto was anything but happy when he returned home later that day, but a double blowjob from Kurenai and Anko, who were waiting for him at his home, made him forget about the horrible day he has to suffer so far.
Missions & Training Trips

The following days, the dysfunctional team that is Team 7, along with the other new genin teams, got accustomed to doing D rank missions. D rank missions have little to do with anything that Naruto and the others has trained for and learned all these years, before they earned their ninja headbands and forehead protectors. That's because these missions are nothing more than physical labor, or chores, and there is zero chance of them encountering an enemy of any kind one of these missions, since all these missions takes place within the village of Konoha.

These missions can be anything from taking a dog on a walk, pulling out weeds from someone's garden, sweeping floors, taking out trash and so on. Needless to say, Naruto and his colleagues are anything but thrilled, having to endure doing these kind of missions every day. Now it's Friday, and Team 7 is currently in the hokage tower, where they are expected to pick up a new set of D rank missions to complete. Naruto had other plans for him and his team though, and he was going to make sure that his father, who owes him big, not only for Naruto keeping his infidelity with Ino a secret from Kushina, but also because of placing him on a team lead by a man who Minato already knew that Naruto can't stand.

“Good morning Team 7, are you ready to take on more fun D rank missions?” Iruka asked with a somewhat smug smile, being one of two people who are currently seated next to the hokage, with the other one being the former hokage, Hiruzen.

“Yes. That's all these useless sinners are capable of” Kakashi said, causing everyone else in the hokage office to sigh.

“No, fuck that” Naruto said shaking his head “Get me a real mission already, old man! You owe me!” Naruto demanded, while staring at his father.

“Hmm?” Hiruzen hummed while staring at Minato in confusion, wondering what kind of favor Minato could possibly owe Naruto.

Minato cleared his throat “I'm not sure about that, Naruto. I wouldn't feel comfortable sending your team out of the village on a mission before the three of you can learn to get along with your teacher.”.

“Hear hear!” Kakashi said, holding up his hand “Instead of giving them a higher ranked mission, you should send these three useless little sinners back to the ninja academy where they belong!”.

Naruto frowned while staring at his father, and was about to bring up his trump card, when Sasuke stepped forward.

“Hokage-sama, I too have a request.”.

“Let's hear it.” Minato said, smiling at Sasuke because he was the first one on the team to show him any kind of respect.

“If it's not too much to ask, could you give us a new jounin teacher, and place this clown in a mental asylum where he belongs?” Sasuke asked, while pointing at Kakashi.

“Sasuke!” Iruka yelled in a scolding manner, while Hiruzen shook his head and muttered “He has a point.”.

“This is your fault, you old...” Minato whispered angrily through gritted teeth.

“Yep, just give them a C rank mission. Who knows, maybe a few weeks out of the village will force them to get along?” Hiruzen said.

“Or we will have Kakashi returned to us in a body bag..” Minato said with a sweat drop.

“That's a chance I'm willing to take at this point. He has to get his shit together already.” Hiruzen said with a sigh.

“I don't know about this” Minato said with a worried expression.

That was when Naruto stepped forward and got Minato's attention again “I just remembered that I need to talk with mom about something important.”.

“Oh silly me, will you look at that, I just found a C rank mission which I think your team is ready to take on.” Minato said while sweating nervously, holding up a piece of paper containing the information of the mission.

“That's what I thought” Naruto said, crossing his arms and closing his eyes.

“Hmm?” Hiruzen hummed, wondering if Naruto and Minato had fought again, and Minato didn't want Kushina to know about that.

“Let me see” Kakashi said, walking up to fetch the paper containing the mission information from Minato's hand “C rank, protecting a bridge builder in the Wave country..” he said, before glancing back at his students.

“I don't think these three are capable of protecting a potato, nevertheless a human being.”.

“I guess you will find out if that is true on your mission, Kakashi” Minato said in a stern tone “Tazuna-san, you may enter now!” he called out loud enough for the clients waiting outside the office to hear him.

A tall man with gray hair and a large gray beard entered the hokage office. The man wore a simple civilian outfit, consisting of a dark T-shirt, a purple obi, and beige pants. He is also carrying a towel his neck, and is wearing a pointy hat on top of his head. The first thing Kakashi and his students noticed about the man however, was the fact that he had a half full bottle of sake in his hand, and he reeked of alcohol.

“Eh?” Tazuna exclaimed in disbelief when he saw Kakashi and his students “Are these runts and that scarecrow going to be the ones protecting me? Are they even ninja?” he asked.

“Don't worry, Tazuna-san, they are more than qualified for a C rank where there should be no risk of you running into any enemy ninja.” Minato assured him, which had Tazuna frown, because he may or may not have given Minato the full picture when it comes to the threat that Tazuna is dealing with. If he had told him that it is likely that they could encounter enemy ninjas on this mission, then this mission would be upgraded to a B or A rank mission, which Tazuna simply can't afford to pay for.

“And the stupid looking one is my son. Even though he looks like that, he and his teammates are very capable ninjas” Minato said with a chuckle.

“They are heathens and sinners” Kakashi chimed in, with both of his eyes bugging out.

“Who isn't?” Tazuna asked with a loud laugh.

Minato cleared his throat “Team 7, your mission is to protect Tazuna-san and his family in the Wave country, while he and his employees finishes up the last part of the bridge that they are building. You are now dismissed.”.

“Yes sir” Kakashi said with a salute, with Sakura and Sasuke following suit “Hokage-sama!”, while Naruto offered his father no such respect, in favor of cheering in victory at the chance of finally going on a real ninja mission. He had already talked to Kurenai and Anko about him leaving on a mission this morning, since he had planned to use up one of the favors that Minato owes him today. Anko was a little bit dejected that Naruto would be leaving on a mission so soon, but she took the news in great fashion if you compare it to how Kurenai reacted.

Kurenai begged Naruto not to go, telling him that it's torture for her to not be with him for even a few hours of the day, and she couldn't stand being without for the duration of a whole C rank mission, which could last anywhere from a week up until a few months. Kurenai took the news so bad that Anko had to call Kurenai in sick, letting Minato and Kurenai's students know that she would not be meeting her students today.

Even though Naruto didn't think that his mom would overreact in the same manner that Kurenai had done earlier, he was still a little bit nervous about telling her about the mission when he returned home. To his surprise, his mom seemed more excited and happy for him than anything else, and told him to kick ass on his mission. She also had some news for him and his father, as would seem that Minato would now be having the house for himself for a weeks. That is because Kushina and her students are leaving for another training trip tonight, and they are going to be joined by Udon's extra teacher, Tsunade. This training trip had been Tsunade's idea originally, which she had brought up to Kushina. Not only does she want to spend more time with Udon, she also thinks now is the best timing for her to join them on a training trip, since Sakura is so busy with her team. The timing got even better now that Sakura is leaving the village on a mission with Team 7.

Tsunade is also still curious about Kushina and Konohamaru's relationship. While she saw nothing out of the ordinary going on between them last week during the graduation party, and she honestly can't see Kushina the prude having an affair with someone like Konohamaru, she kinda hopes that there is actually something going on between them. Knowing how fond Kushina is of Konohamaru, treating him with the same overly closeness and love that she treats Naruto with, which none of Naruto's other friends gets to experience, Tsunade thinks there might be a tiny chance.

Especially since Konohamaru is a known super pervert, and he definitely wouldn't turn down someone like Kushina, who even Tsunade must admit is a rare beauty. Tsunade honestly thinks that they would make for a great couple. And if there is even the tiniest chance of them being a couple, then Tsunade could only think of one other couple other than them, who she would want her and Udon to have a swingers agreement with. That other couple would be Naruto and Anko, the former being someone who Tsunade have wanted to have some fun with for a very long time now. While it would be great if it turned out that Kushina and Konohamaru is a couple, Tsunade also knows that this is just wishful thinking on her part. She figures the chance of them being together like that, is less than 1 percent.

Moegi is probably the one who is looking forward to this training trip the most. She finds the whole thing amusing, wondering how long the others will be able to hide their secret relationships from each other. She also wonders how they are going to handle the sleeping arrangements, since that excuse of getting used to sleeping in the same tent with a teammate of the other gender, isn't really going to work now that Tsunade is coming along with them. But then again, knowing Tsunade, she may as well be the one suggesting it herself. Either way, Moegi is going to enjoy the hell out of that training trip, and she is going to pack and bring all the necessary items she will need to spy on them.

Kushina and Konohamaru are also excited about the training trip, but they are also wondering how they are going to be able to get away with making love every night, now that Tsunade is going to be there. Their daily routine this past week has been to train and fuck all day and most of the night, only taking breaks to eat dinner and breakfast with Minato and Naruto. The two of them doesn't want that daily routine to be interrupted any time soon, and they will make sure to find a way to see each other at night. Even if they have to sneak out of whatever place they are staying at, and fuck each other in a forest or behind a bush somewhere.

The destination for their training trip is located in the southern parts of the Fire Country. They are going to stay at a Sunshine Village, which is a small village which Tsunade has visited in the past, which offers many luxuries and services. They also have a bar at the hotel they are going to stay at, which is open 24/7. Since Kushina is going to be there, bringing her endless fortune of money with her, this training trip will be more of a luxury vacation for Tsunade, who can have a drink whenever she feels like it, and that includes both alcoholic beverages and the Udon special, his massive semen loads.

When Minato learned of the news that he will be having the house for himself for at least a few weeks, the first thing he did was to visit a liquor store, where he bought a large and expensive champagne bottle, so that he and Ino could celebrate the news of them having the house for themselves in style, just like the last time Kushina left the house for a few weeks.
Authors Note: That's the end of chapter 53. This chapter is the reason why I have yet to get to work on the extra versions for my latest fan art. I am suddenly having a lot of fun writing this story, and it has been my focus for the last few days. I suspecting this would happen once I got those graduation chapters out of the way. While this chapter may seem rushed, since I have a little time skip in it, I actually always planned for the wave mission to start as soon as the graduation chapter was finished. I'm also very happy to get a new chapter out for this story so soon, considering how long you got to wait for the last chapter.
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