100 Themes fics
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
89
Views:
2,658
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto and I didn't make money writing this.
Horror
Title: Horror
Pairing: GaiIru(sorta) KakaIru(sorta)
Summary: A Love Challenge?
Disclaimer: characters are Kishi's plot is mine
another 100 themes
"Why?" His face was a mix of disgust and confusion even with the mask.
"That's none of your business," the chunin said storming away.
"But... HIM?" Kakashi looked like he'd swallowed a bug.
Iruka grabbed his papers from his desk and shoved them in his bag. "I don't want to talk about it."
"Come on, you can't say something like that and not explain." He almost wished he had never asked. "But it's... it's him... he's" Kakashi sighed and scratched his head. "he's so... /him/."
"He's /your/ best friend!" The younger man ground his teeth in annoyance.
"Exactly," he said pacing behind the chunin who was packing up for the day. "I mean /I/ should know."
"Would you shut up about it already? I never should have told you!" Iruka threw the bag over his shoulder and stormed out the door, pointedly trying to ignore the man following him.
"He's green, and shiny, and... loud!" Kakashi said still sounding utterly confused.
"Stop following me." Iruka didn't even turn around long enough to glare at the other man.
"Just tell me why? I mean it was an accident right?" he asked, completely ignoring the chunin's 'request.'
"No, now drop it." This time he did stop and glare, while palming a kunai subconsciously.
"On purpose?" The man's visible eye widened in obvious horror.
"Yes, on purpose." Iruka wondered if the other was dumbstuck enough he could actually stab him. He considered it another moment while Kakashi stood there gaping then turned and stalked towards the mission room again.
"But it's /Gai/," Kakashi said, standing and staring at the chunin marching determinely away. "Gai was your first kiss? Gai?" The fact just wouldn't sink in, refused. He just couldn't picture it. Or maybe he just didn't want to.
Iruka turned, the vein in his forehead pulsing. "YES! NOW SHUT UP!" he yelled, throwing the kunai before spinning around and storming off. He hoped Kakashi would get the hint and leave him alone already.
"Gai?" The copy-nin shuddered and stared at the kunai that he'd caught on reflex alone. "Gai..." It wasn't fair he sulked and wondered how the green clad freak could have gotten the extremely cute chunin to kiss him. And more importantly how he could.