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Naruto Mini Stories	By : Strailo Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 35017 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Title: A Little Help, Please
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter: 4
Characters: Kakashi, Naruto,
Word Count: 1452
Warnings: Smut next chapter
AN: I should not be listening to ‘Butterflies’ by Gabbie Hanna. It’s…uh…hitting home for me. Yes. Yep.

But enjoy this chapter!

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Kakashi was staring. He was staring at Naruto, who had run into his apartment through the one window that he kept mostly trap free, closed it and trapped it to hell and back before suppressing his chakra as much as he could. Pakkun raised his head and stared at him with Kakashi.

“Why are you here?” Kakashi finally asked the lump that was his friend and team mate. Naruto peeked out from under the pile of blankets that he had created in the last two minutes on the floor in front of his couch.

“I’m hiding from the stalker asshole,” Naruto hissed. Kakashi shifted and tried to remember who Genma had set Naruto up with this time.

“Karto, right?” he asked, Naruto nodding his head. “What exactly happened?” he asked.

“I didn’t like him. He was nice enough during the date, but I didn’t want to even to go get laid by him,” Naruto said, hiding again. “But now he seems to think I’m just being hard to get even though I punched him through a wall,” he continued.

Kakashi paused before standing from his couch and going to make tea. “I need tea. You want?” he asked, getting an agreeable sound while he thought about Karto. “I remember him,” he said as he came out with a pot of tea and two cups of tea ready for them. “His family tend to be kind of…pain centric. During a fight, they use the hormones that come with pain to fuel their chakra. But anyone who can kick their ass, they tend to go after with a single-minded need until that person either finds someone new or breaks them in certain ways.”

“How do I break them?” Naruto asked after a moment. He took the offered tea cup, pulling it under the blankets with him.

“You have to kick him so hard between the legs that his balls crawl back up into his body,” Kakashi said. “But then you run the chance of cutting off all chances of him having kids so that’s probably out for you.”

“He may be a stalker asshole but even stalker assholes deserve kids one day,” Naruto sighed, coming out of his blanket. “You know, all I want is to either have a great date, and a relationship, or, fuck, just get laid,” he whined. “Is that too much to ask for?” he asked, pouting up at Kakashi.

Kakashi chuckled and reached down, smoothing a hand through blond locks, enjoying the way Naruto leant into the touch. “Nah, it’s not a bad thing,” he said. “Like I’ve said, you have a higher sex drive than most guys out there because of the Kyuubi and the fact that you are an Uzumaki,” he continued. “Your mother was quite pounce happy when she had a lover. And when she got with your father? He tended to walk funny, especially when she was pregnant with you. I think he said he was chafed and had to get some special cream from his Hyuuga friend. I think she was Hinata’s mother though.”

“She was. Dad wrote out the recipe just in case and said that it worked on woman’s body, inside and outside, and would work for men to,” Naruto admitted, blushing brightly. “And that if used as lube during sex would help stop the chafing from really kicking in,” he continued, shrugging his shoulders with a smile. “Back to what I was saying…”

“You want to get laid and or find a relationship,” Kakashi summarized.

“Right now?” Naurto said, draining his half-filled cup, putting it to the side. “I wouldn’t mind just finding someone who was willing to get laid and that they know what they’re doing. I’ve had some good lovers, so I know how sex is supposed to be. It’s supposed to be fun and leave you relaxed in the long run.” He groaned, letting his head drop back against the couch. “But I also should probably find someone who is willing to play act at a relationship for a short time. Just to get rid of my stalker.”

Kakashi hummed, bringing his legs up to rest on the coffee table before his desk, watching Naruto lay back on the blankets. He asked himself if he could do what he was contemplating. His family was well known to have lovers and friends with benefits. For that matter, from Naruto’s generation, Kiba, Neji and, at one time, Shikamaru, had all come to him for sex without strings.

Neji was coming less, intent on teasing Genma into making a move. Shikamaru was with Asuma and talking about maybe having a toothbrush at Asuma’s place. And Kiba was on missions, trying to gather enough to take part in the Jounin exams that were coming up.

Kakashi sighed. “I’m either about to get hit or about to get a happy ending, but I need to ask. Would you mind if I played at being your boyfriend? And on the other side I’m offering you a friend’s with benefit’s kind of set up,” he said.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at him, sitting up and really looking at him. “Why would you do that?” he asked. “I mean you knew my dad and you’ve known me for years. I’m not even sure I’m your kind of partner, sexual or not. The only reason why we work so well on missions is because we’ve been doing missions as a team since I was twelve.”

Kakashi hummed. “You wouldn’t be the only one in your class that I’ve taken to bed. I’ve fucked Neji, Shikamaru, and Kiba. I’ve taken Tenten a few times to my bed before she hooked up with Raidou. Me and Gai occasionally hook up,” he said, shrugging. “I’m not looking for a relationship and you’ve grown into a man who I wouldn’t mind having in my bed whenever we’re free and wanting to have some fun. That and you are still a friend. One I can trust. And I want to help you with your stalker issue,” he continued.

Naruto sighed and stared at him, with a thoughtful look as he poured tea. “You realize that we’re going to have a contract drawn up right? And we’re going to have a time limit on a ‘tester’ relationship on it,” he said, eyeing the other. “Just because no one will believe that the head of the Hatake clan is dating the future head of the Uzumaki Clan and future Hokage,” he continued.

Kakashi hummed before standing up and going to get some of the copies of the dating contract his family kept. His father had done the same thing that he was doing with one of his friends before he had met his wife. His grandmother had done the same and so had some of his cousins so they had created a ‘fill it in’ contract for such situations.

Tsunade would know what was going on and give him a talk, but he wasn’t going to really be to worried about it. He was helping a friend and she would be understanding of it.

Finding the contract, he sat down and looked it over with Naruto. “How long?” he asked.

“Let’s do six months. Most Uzumaki dating contracts last six, so we’ll go for that,” Naruto replied, answering various other questions including the amount of dates per week barring missions. They agreed on a date a week on Wednesdays, when they both were probably in the village and off. After all, each nin had a day that was their day off, no questions asked. It was the one day that they could do what they needed to do and Kakashi and Naruto had the same day off.

Naruto tended to go over bills and go food shopping during the day. When he had been with Hinata, he would have taken her lunch to her and taken her out to a nice dinner after she got off for the day. But now, he tended to relax at home and catch up on paperwork.

With the paperwork done, Naruto sent out a clone to get food from the café that Ayame ran, and relaxed for a couple of hours before Kakashi asked something that had been on both of their minds.

“Wanna fuck?” he asked, Naruto staring at him.

“You are blunt when it comes to sex,” Naruto said but stood. “I’m not fucking on the couch though. Not this round. I want to explore before I go for quickies,” he stated. Kakashi watched Naruto walk to the bedroom before scrambling after him, hearing the thump of his weaponry pouches being laid on the table just for such a reason.

He was looking forward to this.
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