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Naruto Mini Stories	By : Strailo Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 35017 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Title: A Little Help, Please
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter: 3
Characters: Kakashi, Naruto, Ayame, Asuma
Word Count: 1388
Warnings: nothing
AN: *makes zombie noises* Ugh. So the last week has not been kind to this writer. Today I work on rewriting and writing. Yesterday I streamed (twitch dot tv / sunnyl guys without the spaces) and I will stream again. I plotted my long ass Harry Potter fic that I hope you all will enjoy when I get to the point of posting and writing.

Anyways! I hope that you all enjoy this!

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Staring at the bearded man as he smiled dopily after Shikamaru, Naruto sighed. “Well, I can’t say that I didn’t see that one coming,” he drawled, rolling his eyes.

Kakashi eyed him. “And what do you mean by that?” he asked.

Naruto smirked. “Well. Shikamaru nearly lost it when he thought Asuma was found and then when we did find the fucker, he was just a healing coma and Tsunade was able to fix him up. It was Shikamaru who didn’t leave his side. Kurenai fucked off somewhere to hide for most of her pregnancy. I think she saw him four times while he was in the hospital and didn’t come with him to physical therapy. And she was full of bullshit when she said she was helping the commanders plan for various placements. She was hunting baby things down.”

“She wanted a kid, she got a kid, but she also got a contract that forces her to teach the kid clan shit,” Asuma drawled. He shrugged with a smirk. “It’s her fault that she wanted me instead of some clanless asshole. As it is, my brother-in-law and my sister would have forced her to teach Mira all about the clan shit anyways even if I had died. As for me and Shika? Well I learned that when motivated properly, the lazy ass can really move.”

Naruto wrinkled his nose. “I don’t wanna know about what my friend gets up to in the bedroom. Thought he would have been with Temari actually,” he admitted.

“Nah,” Kakashi drawled. “To much distance and she wasn’t willing to compromise since he can’t be out of the village for longer than three months right now since he’s taken over a good chunk of the clan business,” he said. He picked up his cup, applying a subtle genjutsu to remove his mask. “Why are we in a café though? I don’t think that I’ve seen this one.”

“Old man Teuchi and Ayame opened it up as an expansion to their ramen stand. They’ve been expanding the stand to include all sorts of things, but they were pretty basic fare. Here you can get all sorts of things that are more suited for a nice day out with friends,” Naruto said, pointing at the small menus. “Ayame took over this part while her dad is teaching a new apprentice all about their recipes that they use in the main stall. They’re even thinking about turning the stall into a full restaurant. They’ve been looking at places on either side but they’re worried that they won’t have the money to start it up.”

“If they talk to Chozo, I’m sure he’ll be willing to talk with them about renting out one of his spaces close by,” Asuma drawled, shrugging as a waitress popped up. Naruto asked for a small pot of green tea and a sampler plate. Kakashi asked for matcha while Asuma asked for just some straight jasmine, both men following Naruto’s lead and getting the sampler. With orders in, she disappeared with a bow.

“I’ll talk to Ayame when I see her next. Or Teuchi since I go by the ramen stand so often anyways,” Naruto replied. “So how is dating Shikamaru going for you?”

“Pretty good. We had to draw up a contract because we’re both part of a clan, and I’m only second head but I help my sister with the shinobi side of things. But he’s the heir to the Nara clan and there are things I’m probably going to learn dating him. And if we end up married or something like that, we’ll end up hyphenating our names,” Asuma said, shrugging.

Naruto groaned. “Yeah, I remember having to go to Shikaku-san to walk me through the contract that I had to sign when I started dating Hinata. Some of those clauses were mean and I damn near shoved it down the elders throat when I found out about a few of them. They would have forced us to marry a year ago if I hadn’t gone to see him,” he admitted.

“Good thing you did,” Kakashi said, lips pulling thing. “Did Hiashi-san know about that contract?” he asked.

“Nah. I took it to him, told him to tell the elder to suck his own wrinkly balls and gave him a different contract. One that most Uzumaki’s used and based off of the one that Hashirama-san and Mito-sama had when they were first courting,” Naruto said. He shrugged with a smile when the waitress dropped off their tea and plates, leaving quickly.

Breaking their chopsticks, they settled in to start eating their food, Naruto going for the mochi. Asuma raised an eyebrow as he watched Naruto carefully eat the ball with a happy hum. “I never thought I’d see the day that you would find a food you liked so much.” He paused and tilted his head. “Outside of ramen.”

Naruto blushed. “Well, when I went outside of the village, I was able to find out what some of the foods tasted like,” he admitted. He smiled slightly. “In tea there’s this little tea house, and I do mean a tea house, not a geisha house. It’s run by a family. The grandfather used to make all the mochi but his daughter and grand-daughter took over while his son-in-law, and his other daughter took over running the front. His eldest two sons take care of the tea farm that grow all of their tea, selling it to customers to.”

“Is that where that tea came from?” Kakashi asked, remembering the smoky blend that went well with a properly done mochi ball.

Naurto smiled. “Yep. I got Shikamaru that one matcha tea from them to and I send out money to them occasionally,” he admitted, shrugging one shoulder. “And Hinata the tea that I ended up drinking.”

Asuma and Kakashi shared a look. “How goes the dating scene? You and Hinata-san have been apart for close to a month by now, haven’t you?” Asuma asked.

Naruto pouted. “I’ve gone on a few days. Ino was the first date and didn’t feel right. Sai, Neji, and Lee were all nice but I didn’t feel good,” he admitted, crossing his legs as he leant forward, picking up a stuffed fish shaped treat and biting into it. He swallowed. “I don’t know. It didn’t feel right.”

Kakashi hummed. “Try dating someone older, Naruto. When I did date, I often went for others who are older. They tend to know how to treat a person and you can have fun or date someone for as long as you feel good with them. And in the future, when you’re older, you can return to dating those who are your age if it feels right,” he said.

Naruto sighed around a bite of his red bean paste filled treat, chewing as he thought. “Yeah, I might do that. I did date someone in Spring while I was there and they were a couple years older than me at the time,” he admitted. He blushed at the curious looks. “No, he wasn’t the one who I lost my virginity to, you pervs. That was a female I dated while I was in Suna about seven months before we return,” he said, rolling his eyes. “Anyways, I’ll try that sure. And Kakashi, you are paying for your part of this bill. If you leave me with it, I’m going to make Iruka-san give you a job in the sewers again.”

Kakashi pouted while Asuma burst into laughter, shaking his head. “Fine,” Kakashi sighed, pulling out his part of the bill and handing it over to Naruto, getting a beaming smile. “Though I do like this place. Do they do take out?” he asked.

Naruto waved the dango stick in his fingers over at the to-go window that would allow Kakashi to get whatever he wanted to go. Kakashi smirked, saluted them and headed to the window to order a few things to get food for the night. Ayame smiled at seeing him and took his order while Asuma and Naruto paid for their light lunch, Naruto dragging the smoker off to spar for a few hours, wanting to test his wind chakra against Asumas.

Ayame giggled as she watched Kakashi stare after Naruto’s ass with appreciation on his face.
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