Hunter of Assassins

Hunter of Assassins

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Naruto x ?

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''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, Musical Lyrics, or reading passages from books and scrolls.

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Possessions, Demonic/Angry characters speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''

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Author's Note

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Story Start

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The cathedral's twin bell-towers loomed over downtown Santa Destroy like blackened fangs, their stained-glass eyes unlit, their stonework pitted by sea-salt and decades of indifferent weather. Even the moon kept its distance, hiding behind a coil of slate-gray clouds.

Naruto crossed the weed-choked plaza at a jog, boots crunching on broken tiles that once formed an elaborate mosaic of saints and seraphim. Now the halos were cracked, wings chipped; only jagged outlines remained, a gallery of the forgotten holy watching a city that no longer had use for prayer.

He paused at the foot of the broad, marble steps and inhaled. Damp air carried the dank odor of wet stone and something older—freshly disturbed earth? A graveyard's sigh? The catacombs slumbered beneath the cathedral floor, but if Henry Cooldown's intel was sound, tonight they would bear witness to artillery.

A gust curled through the plaza, tugging at his flak vest and the midnight-blue sash that secured the hybrid nodachi across his back. He rested a palm on the hilt; the sword hummed almost imperceptibly, attuned to the chakra lurking in his fingertips. Its beam-edge lay dormant, but a single directed pulse could bring the blade to life in a heartbeat.

He mounted the stairs.

At the heavy oak doors he found the ancient brass handles draped in tarnished chains. Some joker had twisted them into the shape of a grin. Naruto lifted a hand seal; a swirl of wind spun from his sleeve, whistling between links until the rusted knots clanged apart and fell like dead snakes onto the flags.

The left-hand door groaned inward. A puff of cold, subterranean breath washed over him, as though the cathedral were quietly exhaling secrets.

"Okay, old girl," he murmured, slipping inside. "Let's see what you're hiding."

The main aisle stretched into gloom. Pillars striped with mold supported a vaulted ceiling cracked in zigzags of lightning silver; tufts of pigeon feathers drifted like dirty snowflakes. Toward the apse, a toppled altar lay on its side—marble shattered, gilt chalices scattered like dice from a god's broken hand. In the far corner someone had scrawled "Sinners Pay Double" in neon-orange spray-paint.

Yet it was strangely quiet—no chanting vagrants, no midnight cult, just the hollow knock of Naruto's steps echoing between benches.

He focused, sending chakra outward like radar. For a moment the world sharpened: every peel of damp plaster, every dangling cobweb strand. No bodies breathing on the ground level. But somewhere below, deep under layers of limestone and brick, he felt a tremor. A heartbeat? No—too slow, too deliberate. More like the thrum of machinery waking.

Behind the decrepit confessional, a narrow spiral stair plunged downward, the air thick with mildew. Naruto descended two flights.

The stairs emptied into a burial chamber consisting of a forest of headless statues flanking rows of cracked sarcophagi. Iron loops once meant to hold devotional candles had been ripped out, leaving holes that wept black rust.

At the far end a wrought-iron gate stood ajar. Beyond it, a tunnel tilted downward at a ruthless angle, tall enough for an ogre, walls glistening as if they'd been polished by giants' shoulders. Halfway along the incline a smear of fresh grease shone under the moss-light.

Speed Buster's been through here, Naruto thought. And whatever she's hauling leaves tracks.

He pushed through the gate and started down.

Ten meters in, a low metallic grind shook the tunnel. A breath later, rubble cascaded behind him—iron gate, upper stones, the entire entrance sealed by a sudden rockslide. Dust whirled like smoke, swallowing the feeble moss-glow in a choking gray fog.

Naruto's eyes narrowed. A deliberate cave-in. Someone wanted the passage one-way.

From deeper inside, a voice rolled up the corridor—ragged, seasoned, steeped in bourbon and gravel:

"Heard a rumor 'bout a baby-faced swordsman cuttin' up the kiddie ranks. Never figured the brat would nose all the way down 'ere. Welcome to my shooting gallery, sunshine."

The speaker chuckled—a slow, chesty rattle that reminded Naruto of an old diesel engine refusing to die. He couldn't see her yet, but he knew the legend: Speed Buster, a weathered leviathan who dragged a cannon so monstrous it earned her the #5 slot on intimidation factor alone.

Naruto stepped through the dust cloud and into open catacombs—arches upon arches, cruciform vaults stretching further than torchlight might reach. But there were no torches; instead dull crimson bulbs flickered overhead, wired clumsily into the ancient stone by modern cables. They cast a hellish twilight, turning every crypt into a yawning skull.

In the center of the nave-like space stood a woman larger than any he had encountered in Santa Destroy—over seven feet, stooped by age yet broad across the back like a freight door. Her hair, once black, now silver and wiry, was braided into a cable that snaked down her spine. A drab army great-coat hung from her shoulders, sleeves torn off to accommodate biceps thick as tree trunks.

She leaned on a colossal contraption: imagine a World War II railway gun fused with a battleship's turret, then strapped to a makeshift harness. Steel plates welded to a reinforced axle, triple-barreled muzzle, hydro-pneumatic recoil tank roped in like a barrel of beer. At her hip dangled an ammo drum the size of a beer keg—copper shells glinting inside. Painted across the breech in chipped yellow letters: GRANDMA LOVES YOU.

Speed Buster spat to the side, saliva sizzling where it hit an exposed cable. "Thought the Association's wonder-brat would be taller. No matter. I'll cut ya down to size."

Naruto's gaze tracked every rivet on the cannon. Even for him, closing five meters under sustained fire would be ugly. But the catacombs might offer cover—stone pillars, crypt recesses, the occasional ossuary alcove.

He slid into a half-crouch, feet angling on the damp floor. "Speed Buster. You're blocking my path. Step aside."

The old woman's laugh echoed, rattling femurs in nearby coffins. "Sweetheart, this tunnel's mine. I laid those cables, rigged those charges, tuned the echo. I'll step aside when my pretty gun turns your bones to pink mist. 'Til then? You dance."

Without further warning, she yanked a starter cord. The cannon roared awake—pistons pumping, belts whirring. A strobe of muzzle flare lashed down the aisle. Naruto vaulted sideways; a slug big as a milk can obliterated the crypt behind him, stone shards ricocheting like shrapnel.

He hit the ground rolling, chakra flooding his legs to spring behind a pillar. Another shot blasted the pillar's far side, gouging a trench clean through two feet of limestone. Dust and bone fragments rained down.

Speed Buster hooted. "That pillar's skinny, boy! Keep movin'!"

He did. Racing between cover, he performed lightning-fast hand-seals. A clone split from him and darted right. A second clone sprinted left. Both shouted taunts, drawing fire. The cannon swiveled on its axle; triple barrels belched thunder, pulverizing decoy after decoy in deafening bursts.

The real Naruto dropped low, sliding under a stone arch and into a side corridor. Cool air whispered from ceiling vents—modern ventilation grafted onto ancient tunnels. Perfect. He wove a jutsu and directed a burst of wind upward, amplifying the draft. Dust spiraled, swirling into a thick, roiling cloud that flooded the main chamber like smoke from a bank of stage cannons. visibility dropped to arm's-length.

Speed Buster's guttural curse echoed through the haze. "Cheap trick, boy! Grandma's eyes ain't what they were, but her ears—oh, her ears still work!"

Naruto heard the cannon elevate, motor straining. Then—whump-p-p-p!—it fired a cluster of shells straight into the ceiling. Stone and dust collapsed in a sheet, cascading through the smoke. Pillars cracked. Entire slabs sheared free overhead. The blast-wave slapped Naruto sideways.

He somersaulted, skidding across rubble. Something nicked his cheek; warmth trickled. Pain sharpened his focus. Enough cat-and-mouse—he had to disarm her.

He vaulted atop a fallen sarcophagus and stood silhouetted against the crimson bulbs. Drawing the hybrid nodachi in one fluid arc, he pulsed chakra down the blade. The beam-edge sprang alive, white-blue fire licking the steel, its hum resonating against the cavern walls.

"Nice glowstick," Speed Buster barked. She stomped forward, hoisting the cannon's barrels until they locked onto his chest. "Let's see if it still shines after I flatten your atoms."

Naruto leapt just as she fired. The recoil kicked her back half a pace; a triplet of shells streaked under him, slammed into a buttress, and detonated. The structure groaned. For a heartbeat the world lit blood-red. In that flash, Naruto hurled two kunai saturated with explosive tags. One embedded near the cannon's axial pivot, the other farther up the barrel.

He landed behind the next pillar, slapped a hand-seal—detonate. Twin blossoms of flame bit into steel. The cannon rocked; rivets pinged across the crypt like wasps.

Speed Buster howled in fury slamming a lever. Compressed steam vented. The gun leveled again, smoking but functional.

Naruto cursed under his breath. Tough hardware. Plan B. He zipped through seals, and three shadow clones burst into being. One sprinted along the wall, another vaulted across toppled pews, the last hopped coffin lids like stepping-stones—drawn straight at Speed Buster from different vectors.

She barked laughter. "Bring me more targets!" A sweeping barrage mowed down two clones; they popped, smoke mixing with dust. But the third closed in, slashing at an ammo feed belt. Sparks flew—belt jammed. Speed Buster pivoted, grabbed the clone by the throat with a fist big as a piano hammer, and crushed the airway until it vanished in a puff of chakra.

The jam bought Naruto seconds. He dashed forward, sword low. Speed Buster yanked free a maintenance wrench bigger than a sledgehammer and swung. Naruto ducked; the wrench whistled over his hair, smashing a trench in the flagstones. His counter-stroke bit into her coat sleeve, scoring flesh but not deep—her muscles were like rubber cable under scarred skin.

She bellowed, backhanding him. The blow sent him cartwheeling. Vision rattled; copper flooded his mouth. He skidded beside a cracked ossuary door.

She hits like Tsunade, he thought, half-dazed, without chakra enhancement.

But the ammo jam still clattered. Steam hissed from the breech. Wires sparked where his kunai had shredded the control box.

A grim smile tugged Naruto's lip. Opening his palm, he summoned wind chakra, shaping it into a miniature cyclone spiraled in Naruto's palm. Over the years he had perfected countless Rasengan variants, but sometimes the simplest element-shaped chakra was all he needed. With a grunt he lobbed the Wind Razor Sphere at the damaged control box on Speed Buster's cannon.

The orb struck metal with a muted thud—and then unfolded like a chrysanthemum of knives. Blades of compressed air hissed outward, slicing cables, hoses, and the steam manifold in a single blossoming pulse. A geyser of super-heated vapor shrieked from the breach, driving Speed Buster back as scalding fog engulfed the cannon's heart.

She roared—part outrage, part genuine pain as the steam licked her exposed shoulders. For a moment the giantess tried to muscle the weapon into readiness, but one barrel sagged; another clanked to a stop as a severed piston crashed onto the stones. Sparks leapt, licking at spilled hydraulic fluid. The smell of machine-oil and scorched gunpowder overwhelmed even the crypt's mildew.

"Grandma ain't done yet!" she bellowed, seizing a fresh belt of shells to feed manually.

Naruto was already moving. He slashed downward, beam-edge shrieking as it cleaved the loading tray clean off. He flowed into another cut first low, from left to right shearing the breech handle. Molten metal spat as the beam gnawed the steel; Speed Buster lost her grip and stumbled.

Momentum was his now. He dropped to one knee, spun, and carved a crescent just above her knees. The katana's charged edge parted the greatcoat and scored deep into calf muscles. Speed Buster's legs buckled; she pitched sideways. The cannon skidded, screaming metallic protest, before crashing into a stone plinth and coming to rest at a grotesque angle, barrels crushed beneath their own weight.

For a breath the chamber fell silent save for the ping of cooling steel. Dust motes drifted through crimson light like dying embers.

Speed Buster panted, one hand pressed to the deep wound, the other groping for the wrench. Naruto's blade hovered inches from her throat—its beam flickering, eager to finish the arc.

Her single visible eye—ice-blue under a shelf of scarred brow—regarded him not with fear, but with flinty assessment. "Do it, boy. You earned the notch."

Naruto's chest heaved. "I don't kill because it's 'earned.' Why do you?"

A hoarse chuckle rattled up from her barrel chest. "Started as artillery sergeant in the old wars. Then the wars ended but my hands kept shakin' for recoil. Association paid good, let me keep shootin'. Never claimed I was noble." She coughed, a wet rattle. "But there's worse devils down the queue than me. Finish the job—you'll be sparing half this damned city the next time somebody pays for a bombardment."

Naruto's gaze hardened; the memory of Dr Peace's resigned sigh, Harvey's grandstanding final bow, Destroyman's manic shriek—they were all echoes of the same broken philosophy: violence for sport, for coin, for a stage.

Speed Buster spat blood. "Not gonna beg. But if you let me limp away, I'll just weld that beast back together. And some kid with dreams will be standin' here next week." She fixed him with a glare that held, oddly, a glint of respect. "So swing it, shinobi."

He thought of Shinobu, of Travis Touchdown, of countless "kids with dreams" whose fates the Association twisted. Could redemption reach someone so entangled in carnage for decades? Perhaps—but the devastated cannon behind her said no. Allowing her to rebuild was tantamount to enabling another massacre.

Naruto drew a breath—a single slow inhale that steadied the whirlwind inside him and angled the beam a fraction. "I'll carry this weight," he whispered.

One stroke. Clean. Mercy through finality.

Her head bowed, chin to chest, even as life fled. The giant frame slumped, and at last the catacombs echoed only with distant drips of groundwater.

Naruto extinguished the beam and let the nodachi's tip rest on the floor. Sweat and blood mingled on his cheek; the air tasted of iron and engine smoke. He closed Speed Buster's eyes, then stepped back as Talbot and Webber emerged from the gloom wheeling their sanitizing rig. Where had they hidden? He hadn't sensed them earlier—Sylvia's men were nothing if not adept at slipping behind the curtains of his attention.

Their pink mist hissed. Bones, oil, gore—soon only the battered cannon remained, a mutilated relic too large to dissolve with chemicals alone.

Sylvia herself appeared a moment later, silhouette framed against the broken ceiling. She wore sleek charcoal slacks and a crimson silk blouse whose sheen caught every pulse of the emergency bulbs. Hair up in a loose twist, lips the color of garnets. Businesslike, yet coy.

"You're bleeding again," she observed, voice soft but carrying.

"It's not fatal," he replied, wiping his cheek with the back of a glove. "So. Am I #5?"

She pursed her lips, glancing at the colossal gun. "Four, actually. Travis knocked Shinobu out of the rankings this morning."

Naruto's stomach lurched. "She's alive?"

"For now," Sylvia said, breezing past him to inspect Grandma Loves You. "Your caretakers hid her well, but the boy's like a truffle pig when you dangle a rank in front of his nose. Don't worry—my sources say he incapacitated rather than killed. Quite chivalrous, honestly."

The relief was sharp enough to make him dizzy. Still—anger simmered under it. "And did the Association just… allow that?"

She shrugged one shoulder. "The rules are blunt: defeat the current rank to take their place. Death is customary, not compulsory. Travis has his own code—don't ask me to explain it."

She tapped her heel against a broken tread on the cannon, thoughtful. "Anyway, congratulations. Official notice will come through shortly." Her eyes slid back to his. "You're almost at the summit, Naruto. Few ever climb this fast."

He sheathed the sword in a single breath. "Save the flattery. Who's next?"

She smiled as though he'd just confirmed a bet. "Rank Three is Bad Girl. Cute name, terrible personality. Runs a slaughterhouse-in-disguise down at the old freight depot on Alta Vista Pier."

"Human trafficking," Naruto guessed.

"Among other amusements." Sylvia's gaze cooled. "She's particularly fond of baseball bats… and pink Lolita dresses. Imagine Alice in Wonderland dipped in battery-acid."

Naruto ground his teeth. "When?"

"Tonight, if you pay the entry fee. Tomorrow, if you want to tape your ribs first." She brushed invisible lint from her sleeve. "But there's another wrinkle." She pointed toward what was left of Speed Buster's artillery.

"Henry Cooldown," Naruto said, anticipating the sting.

"One step ahead of me. He's moved from observer to… participant. Unofficially he's rank Two, though the Association refuses to list him on paper. He only challenges those he deems interesting. Last I heard he's tracking you and Travis simultaneously." She paused. "If your paths cross before you defeat Bad Girl, the rank structure could…"—she flipped a wrist—"shuffle."

"He likes private invitations," Naruto muttered, remembering the limo and that careful British diction. "Let him follow. I have a promise to keep."

Something flickered behind Sylvia's eyes—unreadable, but not dismissive. Perhaps admiration, or perhaps the curiosity of a chess player staring at an unpredictable piece. "Very well. Pay your fee. I'll text you coordinates for the freight depot."

She turned away, whistling Talbot and Webber to finish. Naruto left her in the settling mist, boots crunching grit, mind already mapping the quickest route to Alta Vista.

Night had deepened to a velvet black by the time Naruto reached the pier. Sodium vapor lamps lined the docks like uncaring yellow moons, their pools of light revealing tattered nets, salt-bleached crates, and gulls picking at forgotten bait. At the far end squatted a corrugated-metal warehouse, once a bustling transfer point for tuna shipments. Now its windows glowed in pulsing pinks and blues, as if an offshore carnival had taken up residence inside.

He ducked through a gap in the chain-link perimeter. A distant generator rattled. Closer, something screeched—a rusty pulley or a dying soul, hard to tell. He sensed bodies—many, tightly clustered—as though a party raged behind those thin walls.

The main door stood ajar, music thumping: the bubble-gum chorus of some idol pop group. But interlaced with the synth beats were more sinister cadences—baseball bats striking flesh, giggles punctuated by whimpers, the rumble of industrial freezers.

Naruto set a hand on the nodachi's grip. A jolt answered—blade eager. He stepped inside.

Strobes spun overhead, bathing everything in cotton-candy pink one instant, electric blue the next. Rows of meat hooks dangled from rails, slick with dripping ice water. Instead of beef carcasses, half the hooks carried stuffed plush animals—lambs, bears, kittens—each split down the middle and stuffed with candy that had begun to melt into sticky puddles. Between the plush horrors hung real bodies: unconscious dockhands bound with ribbon, one or two already bloodied purple from bat blows.

A cluster of henchmen in bunny-ear headbands patrolled the aisles, dragging aluminum sluggers lazily across the steel gratings. They barely registered Naruto before he blurred forward. The first fell with a chop to the throat; the next caught a heel-kick to the jaw that sent teeth skittering into puddles of gummy bears. Two more swung in tandem—he slipped between, nodachi flashing once, twice. Bats split; pink headbands fluttered to the floor like wilting petals.

The racket drew more. A conveyor door banged open and out poured at least a dozen pink-skirted goons, each wearing a plastic baby doll mask. They rushed him en masse, some wielding nail-studded bats, others powering up portable cattle prods that crackled neon arcs.

Naruto's blade danced in tight orbits—beam-edge snipping prods at the shaft, turning bats into splinters. Dodge, weave, elbow, knee. He funneled them into a choke-point between freezer racks, then unleashed a Wind Bullet Jutsu: compressed air detonated, blasting them backward like rag dolls. Masks shattered; men screamed as they collided with dangling hooks.

He planted a palm on the floor, poured chakra through concrete. Ice crystals bloomed outward in a ring, freezing spilled blood, candy, and henchmen's boots alike. Immobilized, they dropped weapons and struggled to break free—easy prey for a round-house or two.

One bass-amped giggle cut through the chaos. "Ooh, shiny ninja! You wrecked my bunny boys."

Naruto turned.

At the far end of the aisle stood a young woman—twenties perhaps, though the candy-floss wig and oversized porcelain-doll makeup made age meaningless. She wore a frilly pink Lolita dress splashed with crimson rosettes—some printed, some fresh. Heart-shaped sunglasses hid her eyes; her mouth, painted cherry red, grinned around a cherry-lollipop stick. Resting on her shoulder was an aluminum baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, the tip adorned with a dangling Hello Kitty charm.

Bad Girl.

She twirled the bat like a majorette. "I was halfway through level ninety-nine of Sugar Castle VR when you barged in. Totally uncool." She bent, plucked a squeaking plush lamb from a hook, and tore its head off with her teeth. Cottony fluff scattered.

Naruto leveled the nodachi. "Release the workers. Shut this place down."

She pouted. "But murder-parties are my cardio. Besides, those guys signed waivers." A wink behind the heart-shades. "Kinda."

Without warning she launched forward, dress flaring. Naruto blocked the first bat swing—metal shrieked against beam. She pivoted, low, hooking his ankle with the barbed wire. It caught, ripping cloth and skin. He winced, hopped clear just as she vaulted over a meat hook and used it to swing-kick him in the sternum.

Pain blossomed; he staggered. She landed in a pirouette, blowing a kiss. "C'mon, Mr Ninja. I heard you killed Grandma Cannon. I wanna see if I'm tougher."

He exhaled, center solidifying, and attacked. She parried with the barbed bat—surprisingly deft, using the wire coils like sprung teeth to snag and twist his blade. Twice she almost disarmed him. She laughed each time, sugar-sweet peals echoing among compressors.

But each clash she lost ground. The beam-edge carved notches in her bat; strands of wire pinged loose. Her footwork, all flash at first, began to falter as he corralled her between hanging hooks and conveyor belts.

She whistled. More thugs spilled out—this time wielding chainsaws retro-fitted with pink casings. Naruto's clones met them head-on, each clone detonating Rasengan variants that snuffed saws like candles. Steel chipped; guards fell.

Bad Girl's grin cracked. "No fair—multiplayer hacks." She leapt onto a rolling pallet jack, using it like a skateboard to hurl herself down an aisle. Naruto pursued, parkouring along cages, slicing chains. They burst into an open freezer hall where pig carcasses still hung—lone testament that this had once been a legitimate business.

She slammed a lever: overhead gantries spat entire racks of swinging pork halves into Naruto's path. He barrel-rolled under the first, sliced through the second, but the third clipped him. Momentum shoved him into stackable plastic crates, pain rattling his spine.

Bad Girl shrieked delight, hopped onto a carcass and rode it toward him like a pendulum, bat raised overhead. At the apex she dropped, barbs gleaming.

Naruto surged up, reversed grip, and met her mid-descent with a Rasengan in his left palm. The swirling sphere crashed into her stomach. Dress ruffles exploded outward in a halo of lace as the energy vaulted her across the hall. She slammed into a blast chiller door, denting steel.

She slumped, coughing syrupy red onto the floor. The bat clattered away. "Ow," she wheezed, eyes glassy behind pink lenses.

Naruto closed the distance, sword angled for a final thrust.

She spat a bloody cherry pit. "Do it, hero. But lemme guess—you're gonna preach about redemption? That I can like, volunteer at soup kitchens?"

He stared at her—this cutesy psychopath steeped in pastel gore—and almost answered yes. But then he pictured the broken dockworkers, the plushies stuffed with entrails for giggles, the children's toys dipped in blood. Some taints run soul-deep.

"I hope you find peace," he murmured.

The blade flashed. One stroke ended the pink carnival for good.

Cleanup was swift, almost routine now. Sylvia arrived in a silver coupe—no bodyguards this time, just her. She surveyed the ruin, tapped notes into her phone, and pronounced Naruto the new Rank Three.

But even as she spoke, Naruto's senses prickled. Someone watched from the elevated catwalk that ringed the freezer hall.

Sylvia followed his gaze. A figure in an immaculate white suit leaned on the railing: tall, slim, silver hair swept back. Sunglasses caught the strobe glare—a mirror blankness. The face below was youthful yet cold, as if carved from marble.

Sylvia's breath hitched. "So soon…"

Naruto recognized the aura: vast, coiled, predatory, other. Not chakra—something stranger. He tensed, stepping in front of her.

The man in white descended a staircase with unhurried grace, shoes clicking. He halted three meters away, hands clasped behind his back. When he smiled the room felt colder.

"Uzumaki Naruto," he intoned, accent unplaceable. "At last we meet. I've observed your progress with keen interest."

Naruto raised the nodachi. "Name."

"Call me Valentine." His smile widened, showing neat, too-white teeth. "I represent the Peacekeepers—you've heard whispers."

Naruto's pulse thudded. Alternates. The rogue faction meddling in cross-dimensional tech, turning gifted humans into weapons. The reason he was in Santa Destroy at all.

Valentine spread his arms, palms upward. "We nourished this city's little ranking game. It weeds out mediocrity. Tests potential acquisitions, like you."

Sylvia stepped beside Naruto, voice tight. "If the Association learns you've violated neutrality—"

He cut her off with a chuckle. "My dear, the UAA's neutrality is a myth. They exist because we allow it. Same with your cleaners." He winked at Talbot, who had frozen mid-spray.

"State your purpose," Naruto demanded, blade tip steady.

Valentine's gaze lingered on the sword. "Exquisite craftsmanship—Dr Naomi's? Good. She'll be useful." His eyes lifted to Naruto's. "I'm here to invite you. Join us. We can perfect your abilities beyond petty jutsu—beyond mortal ken. Imagine rewriting reality's code instead of patching holes."

Naruto's laugh was sharp, humorless. "I've heard that song from gods and devils alike. It always ends in corpses."

Valentine sighed theatrically. "Pity. Refusal means we proceed to Phase Two. You won't like Phase Two." He looked past Naruto, lips pursed. "Neither will your young swordswoman. Travis, at least, shows promise—reckless yet pliable. We might keep him."

Naruto's chest froze. "Stay away from Shinobu."

Valentine's eyes gleamed. "Your affections expose weakness. Duly noted."

Without warning, he vanished. No swirl of leaves, no teleport flash—he simply wasn't there. A heartbeat later an afterimage ghosted behind him, staining the air crimson for a fraction of a second before dispersing like mist.

Naruto's grip tightened so hard his knuckles whitened. Even Sylvia looked rattled. "We should leave," she whispered. "This place is compromised."