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Our Truths	By : Strailo Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 12541 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Title: Our Truth
Fandom: Naruto
Part: 5
Characters: Kakashi, Anko, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma
Word count: 1395
Warnings: Nothing as of yet
AN: Ahhh. We're getting somewhere now. *smirks*

That's right, we're getting into what turns things upside down and inside out for our poor, sweet chunins!

Enjoy.

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Leaving the tower, his head hurting slightly as he remembered the scene that he had walked into, Gai decided that he would need something to drink. A lot of something and preferably hard enough to leave him with an actual hangover the next day. Rubbing at his head, he groaned at the memory of two tokubetsu Jounin flirt with the desk Chunin, no matter how often they may actually hang out.

Taking to the roofs, it wasn’t long before he arrived at the Broken Kunai. He dropped into a seat at a booth that already had Anko, Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma all sitting there. Ordering a couple bottle of beers, he greeted his fellow Jounin with a nod, waiting for his bottles to be placed before him. Popping the top off the first one, he drained half of the drink before rubbing at his face with a groan. Anko was the first to burst into low snickers next to him, a knowing smirk dancing on her lips. Gai just gave her a wary look and kept quiet.

“So, tell me, my dear Gai-kun, about what it is that you saw that made you drink nearly an entire bottle of beer within thirty seconds of it being set down,” she drawled, her voice a rolling purr. They all knew that it was one that she used when she smelled gossip that would make her very happy.

“You know what, with the way that everyone is, you would think that by now I would be used to seeing flirting people. But what I am not used to is finding a Jounin, tokubetsu or not, flirting quite seriously with a desk Chunin,” Gai groaned, draining the rest of his bottle. He popped the top of the second bottle. “My brain is trying to break so I need to drink before it does.” He easily drained half of the bottle again, the waitress grabbing the empty ones on the table before disappearing once more.

“Who was flirting with who this time?” Anko asked, leaning towards Gai with an eager smile. Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma all turned to her, staring in some surprise as Gai drained the rest of his bottle. She snorted at them. “What? Everyone who works closely with that bunch sees them flirt and play at least once. Raidou especially seems to be well practiced in making the bunch blush and call him a pervert. Which is surprising considering there is Genma running around.”

“Genma may seem the perverted one but that’s only when he’s feeling relaxed or is drunk,” Kakashi stated, shaking his head. He waved down their waitress for more drinks.

“It was Raidou-san and Genma-san who were flirting,” Gai stated, swirling his beer about. “They were flirting with Izumo-san when I got there to drop off my report. “Though when I left, Kotetsu-san had started to flirt with them instead as Izumo-san and Naruto-kun decided to ignore them. It looked to be a rather practiced move too.” Anko snickered into her sake cup as Asuma and Kurenai shook their heads. Kakashi just looked contemplative as he played with his own bottle and the straw that came with it.

“I think I may have been drinking a bit too much so far, but...the question is, do we really know about desk jockeys?” Kakashi asked, eye looking thoughtful. He stuck his straw into the side of his mask and sipped at the beer before letting the straw go. He smoothed his mask down before asking, “I mean, really know what they do?”

Asuma turned to his friend, smoke dancing from the cigarette hanging from his mouth. “And what exactly do you mean by that, Kakashi-san?” he asked, eyebrows raised.

“Yes, do tell us,” Kurenai said, crossing her legs under the table. Her blood red eyes sparkled with her own curiosity over the rim of her beer glass.

“I always just thought that they nag us about filling out our mission reports completely. Beyond handing out the mission assignments and watching the front gates,” Asuma said, prompting Anko to actually shake her head.

“Nah, there’s more to their jobs then what they’ll tell anyone. Much less show anyone,” Anko said, waving her empty cup before filling it from her sake bottle. “There’s a good reason why they’re the Hokage’s spoiled nins.” Kakashi and Gai both waved their hands, coaxing her to tell them more. “I can’t really tell you all of it since Ibiki would have my hide if I did. Some of it is tangled up in ANBU and Interrogation. But there is talk that there are some that have some hefty bounties on their heads. This is just for the information that they deal with on a day to day basis. Along with the shit that they know. And considering that they’re the only ones who have full access to the Archives half the time?”

“I would think that the Archives are just all of the past mission reports and the scrolls of history that are too delicate to keep in the library.” Gai’s eyebrows drew together in confusion as Anko flicked her dark eyes at him and shook her head. “No?”

“No. It doesn’t just have those, it has every, single mission that has been done by the shinobi of Konohagakure. There are also every jutsu of the village, up to and including the ones that are so forbidden that only the Hokage has permission to use and give permission to use. It has the information on our clans, all the way from the start of our village to present day, along with their jutsus and fighting styles.” Anko paused to take a sip of her drink before leaning forward. “No one, and I mean no one, but those who work in the Archives and Tsunade-sama herself know exactly what is in there. Much less where things are actually placed,” she hissed. Her companions blinked as they processed the information.

“You have got to be fucking me,” Asuma yelped before he quickly looked around. It looked as if the rest of the nins in the bar were ignoring them, but one could never quite tell when it came to a bar full of them. They all knew how to spy without being caught after all.

“Not a bit,” Anko hissed. “Even Ibiki respects the desk Chunins in his own way. It doesn’t matter if he gets grumpy or not, he respects them. But he has used those days when he’s grumpy to remind others just why our sweet little desk Chunin are the scary ones,” the snake mistress continued before downing her cup. Turning to a passing waitress, she asked for a pitcher of water and glasses to be delivered.

“So, what you’re really telling us that we don’t know squat about our dear desk jockeys and the dangers of their lives?” Kakashi asked, Anko nodding her head. “You know, now that I really think about it, we really don’t know shit about them, do we? We kind of pass them over in the long run,” he said, shaking his head.

“I have a feeling that’s the way they want it,” Kurenai mused, taking a glass when the water pitcher was put down. Pouring some, she smiled slightly. “They work so hard to be so normal that they’re the ones who are ignored. Even in battle we tend to underestimate Chunins,” she said, shrugging.

“At least until they kick your ass and nearly get away,” Asuma snorted, shaking his head with some amusement.

“Tell me, Anko-chan, do we know if there’s a Bingo Book for the supposed softer Chunin?” Kakashi asked, propping his chin on his hands and smirking at her.

Anko just returned the smirk and pulled out a semi-thick, little black book down onto the table. “They come out whenever there are new entries. They’re not updated like ours. They have to be printed out and only in small batches. You can pre-pay for the next one and you’ll get a message when they come out. You can also buy one when they come out, but only if you’re fast enough to get them.”

The Jounin stared at the book before exchanging looks. “Oh, they are good,” Kurenai snorted, shaking her head and sitting back.
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