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The Orange Flash: Lost Chapters	By : Breath_of_the_Wiz Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 120666 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 16
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did... Kaguya wouldn't be a thing.
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Naruto walked down the streets of Konoha, unsure of how to react to all of the affection, so he just smiled and waved. He still couldn't seem to shake the nagging feeling that he was in some sort of danger, especially since the hairs on his neck were still standing up. Naruto however, thought nothing of the feeling, he had sneezed earlier, which likely meant he was the topic of conversation somewhere, but that just comes with the territory of shinobi life. So why was he...
Naruto's ears perked up, he heard a whistling sound rapidly approach the back of his head. Kunai. Naruto cocked his head to the side and it flew by, impacting the ground in front of him. He crouched and began to draw his sword as he spun around to face the assailant.
As he was turning around, a firm palm strike to his wrist held his half drawn sword in place, and instead of a would-be assassin… he got an eyeful of… cleavage? The assailant's free hand pulled his head toward her chest and held it there for a second. Naruto didn't smell any poison-gas or chloroform, so he waited, especially as he had an idea of who this person was.
He heard a sultry voice laugh at him. "So you dodged it this time. Shame, your blood's really tasty."
That confirmed Naruto's guess. He shivered in apprehension at their first meeting.
Flashback no Jutsu!
"Do your worst! You're not scarin' me away! I can handle anything you throw at me, dattebayo!"
A kunai flew past his face, cutting his cheek. It was so fast that he couldn't even perceive it; he immediately heard the sound of metal smacking against flesh behind his head. She was behind him now, and she'd caught the same kunai she'd thrown at him as it flew past is head. Blood started to run from Naruto's cheek.
"Tough guys like you usually leave their blood all over this forest." She paused. "Aww, are you shaking? You're just as cute as a button!"
She licked the bleeding cheek slow enough to make Naruto wince in pain. She cooed to him in a mocking tone "Well aren't you the tasty one." She licked him one more time and pressed a sheet of paper to his chest as she whispered in his ear. "It's required that you sign this waiver before you go in, it's so that we can formally declare you dead without consequence when you inevitably go missing. I'd wish you luck, but that's just mean-spirited." She patted Naruto on the back as she walked away.
Naruto laughed nervously as his teammates came over to him. Sasuke was the first to speak; "Way to attract a bunch of unnecessary attention to ourselves, dobe." Sakura, for once actually seemed visibly worried about Naruto. "She's off in the head. Are you alright?"
Naruto's eye twitched. "Heheh, no."
Flashback no Jutsu, Kai!
Naruto's eye twitched. "Heeey... crazy snake lady."
"Welcome back, Naruto." She continued to mock him in a patronizing tone. "You don't seem very happy to see me."
"I'm waiting for you to bite my jugular and suck me dry… I shouldn't have said that." Naruto removed his head from Anko's cleavage and took a couple steps back. Naruto blinked once, and she was once again inches away. Anko was holding open his haori and running her... abnormally soft hands down his abs as she stared hungrily into his eyes.
A familiar voice echoed through Naruto's conscious. 'Kit. She's in heat. SPLIT. HER. IN HALF!'
Naruto mentally replied. 'Oh my God would you shut the fu-'
He was interrupted when she pressed her chest to his upper stomach and began to talk again. "You really shouldn't have said that. You're giving me ideas,Naru-chan." The way she said Naru-chan made his face heat up, that, and his pants were starting to feel a little tight. She tugged gently on Naruto's pendant, he didn't fight her as she guided his lips down to meet hers. Naruto closed his eyes in anticipation… but the kiss never came. Naruto opened his eyes and Anko flicked him on the nose, she'd somehow gotten an arm's length away from him, again, without him noticing.
The females on the street sighed in relief, and the men… they were discouraged, civilian and ninja alike. Anko hadn't so much as touched anyone since her ninja career began, she's said plenty of kinky things, but it was as she demonstrated to Naruto almost 3 years ago. Talk is cheap.
Anko smirked at Naruto. "It's nice to see that you've grown into something worth looking at." She winked at him. "Left ya a present." Anko licked her lips and disappeared in a swirl of leaves after pointing to a spot on her neck, just above the collar bone.
Naruto touched the same spot on his neck… it was wet, and it stung a bit.
"Oh... she gave me a hickey... WHEN DID SHE GIVE ME A HICKEY?!"
A rather large hand clapped Naruto on the back; the sensation was followed by an equally rowdy sounding voice. "Why even question it? Lucky bastard!" Naruto turned to the voice and beamed.
"Kiba! … But where's Aka- HOLY SHIT!" Akamaru tackled Naruto, this would be cute, if it weren't for the fact that the canine was now as big as Kiba and Naruto combined.
"Hey Kiba! What're you feedin' this guy?" Naruto squirmed out from under the giant dog and stood up to give him a hug. Naruto didn't even have to kneel for Akamaru to lick his face.
"Eh. Sides of beef, kibble… human bodies."
"Nani?" Naruto turned to Kiba skeptically, and then looked back to Akamaru.
Kiba shrugged and elaborated. "I let him eat what he kills on missions, sometimes he kills enemy ninja... eats 'em."
Naruto looked at Akamaru's fangs, and blinked. "Badass. How've ya been dog-boy?"
Kiba yanked Naruto up by the collar. "Forget me! How'd you get Anko to talk to you? Let alone touch you!"
Naruto shuddered, "We met during the second part of the chuunin exams, she tried to traumatize me. It worked. I don't think she's gonna to let me live it down… It's all just a sick joke to her."
Kiba put Naruto in a headlock. "She wasn't messing with you, you moron! She gave you a hickey!"
"Eh? So?" Naruto managed to slip out of Kiba's grip.
Kiba swiveled his head toward Naruto. "It's like markin' territory! She wants yer dick, and wanted to make sure everybody knows."
Naruto looked at Kiba with his patented skeptical look. "Yeah, sure Kiba."
Kiba sighed. "Fine, don't believe me." Kiba looked at his watch. "I'll catch you later; my team has a meeting on training ground 5. See ya Naruto!" Kiba jumped on Akamaru's back and they lept away.
Naruto checked his body for any more presents from Anko. Not finding any, he continued on his way to… where was he going again?
"That's it? We're just gonna toss him the keys and tell him?" Jiraiya raised his brow at Tsunade.
Tsunade slammed her desk and the entire building shuddered. "JIRAIYA! I've explained to you the ceremonial method three times already, but you kept asking me to repeat myself! We're just telling him now since you seem to be going senile."
Jiraiya thought for a second and cocked his head to the side. "I'll be honest, I just couldn't stop staring at your breasts. I'll listen this time, I promise!"
Tsunade immediately leapt over the desk to punch her former teammate in the face, her ample bosom jiggled and bounced as she flew through the air. Jiraiya gave a lecherous grin as he ducked under her punch and shoved his face into her cleavage as he allowed her to land on top of him.
Tsunade, caught off guard just stared at Jiraiya, with his face buried in her cleavage. Jiraiya's muffled voice came from Tsunade's chest.
"So uh... You wanna try dating again?"
"Jiraiya." Tsunade interrupted and smiled menacingly as she sat up and clenched her hands around his throat. "Give me a reason not to strangle you to death."
Jiraiya instantly squeaked out his answer. "You'd be insulted if I wasn't staring at them, right… right?"
Tsunade stared down at Jiraiya and conceded his point. "Mildly... But that wasn't a very good reason." Tsunade smiled at Jiraiya again and tightened her grip around his throat.
Jiraiya squeaked again as his windpipe was being crushed. "Tsunade-hime... Is wrong that this turns me on?" Tsunade did a backflip to the other side of the room when she felt a bulge near her rear end.
"JIRAIYA GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
Shizune heard the voice and the following crashes from the bottom floor as she photocopied paperwork for the Hokage. She shook her head and turned to an intern as she spoke her mind. "They could resolve a lot of tension in their relationship if they just got married, or if they even started dating again."
Shizune chuckled along with the rest of the room when they heard the sound of shattering glass and Jiraiya's high-pitched grunt as he hit the ground outside their own window. The Hokage's aide sighed as she pulled a phone off the wall. "Yukina-san? It's Shizune, Could you please get another window to the Hokage's office? … Yes… the usual, put it on Hokage-sama's tab."
Naruto, in his aimless wandering was startled by the arrival of his current sensei… via air-mail apparently.
"Oi, Ero Sannin. Disagreement with Baa-chan?"
Jiraiya flipped onto his feet and loudly cracked his spine. Naruto winced at him before he began talking. "Oh no. I think we're on the same page now. She actually sent me to come get you, Gaki."
"Alright!" Naruto jumped from the ground up to the window of Tsunade's office. She didn't even notice him, likely because she was drinking sake… straight from the bottle… in large drags.
Naruto, crouched on the windowsill, looked at the Hokage in disgust. "Oi, Baa-chan!"
Tsunade jumped and turned to Naruto, a rosy tint on her cheeks. She slurred out. "Ohyeah. Imma... give you yer *hic* inheritance now."
Naruto stared blankly at Tsunade. "My inheritance… wat?"
Jiraiya poked his head into the door of the office and gave Tsunade a goofy smile. He took cover behind the door when a bottle of sake shattered on it.
"Shit Naruto. YES you're inheritance! YOU'RE REALLY DENSE, YOU KNOW THAT?!"
Naruto continued to stare at the drunken Tsunade blankly as he walked around to the front of her desk. "Baa-chan? Your anger seems misplaced, I didn't do anything yet."
"Sorry it's just-" Tsunade's slur was cut off as she jumped up and took a drunken swing at Jiraiya, who was now standing next to her as she sat at her recently replaced desk. He ducked under the punch, but was startled by the gust of wind that followed it. It was strong enough to make all the paper in the room fly out the window. "... If that had hit me..." Tsunade, visibly drunk, stared angrily, and then suddenly passed out on Jiraiya.
Naruto stared at the two sannin in anticipation, so Jiraiya propped Tsunade up with one arm, and used his other to point to the scrolls on the desk.
"I suggest you read them in private."
Naruto looked between two the Sannin and the scrolls back and forth for several seconds.
Naruto smiled. "I had parents... That cared about me..."
Jiraya nodded. "Yes Naruto, yes you did."
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