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Life Anew	By : Weatherwax Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1462 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Originally posted by me on Archive of Our Own website. I DO NOT OWN Naruto or any of its characters, neither make any profit from this, but Ishoo is mine. So is Amachi and other OC characters.

Chapter List
- 1-Life Anew
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 4
- 5
“By the gods, Ishoo-chan, you’re growing like bamboo! Soon you’ll be as tall as I am! And so pretty, too!” Tsunade said, hugging the little girl, who was really growing much faster than any other child in Konoha, already reaching up to Naruto’s waist.
Ishoo bowed to her and showed her in, wearing a red and orange kimono, silk sakura flowers entwined on her hair (thanks to Sakura herself, who had come by earlier mumbling about her honorary niece needing female assistance), which she had battled (and won) with her parents to have cut short.
Tsunade went straight for the bar, serving herself a dose of sake before commenting with said (beaming) parents how well behaved their daughter was.
“Iruka-sensei came to talk to me this morning.” She sipped her sake watching their faces.
“And now the break in protocol is explained.” Sasuke remarked ironically. Tsunade gave him a stern look.
“I already have to deal with a prophecy-bound jinchuuriki and the owner of the rarest eyes in all the lands, why am I not surprised the gods decided to throw me a vessel of holy power that no one can detect when she wants to hide and on whom neither ninjitsu nor genjutsu works to worry about?” She quaffed the sake and motioned for a refill. “If my daily curses actually work, Jiraya will reincarnate as a eunuch.”
“What’s this about ninjitsu and genjutsu?” Sasuke asked.
“Oh, didn’t your baka tell you? Iruka and the Sannin frog tried using them on her, ninjitsu doesn’t even scratch her and she can’t even sense the genjutsu. Iruka said he’d have to have you try it with her, but he’s pretty sure she’s completely immune.”
“Naruto?” He poked the aforementioned baka.
“Um, yeah, I forgot to mention that. I even used the Rasengann, she said it tickled.” Naruto said with a yellow smile.
“You used the Rasengann on our daughter.”
“Um, yeah, and the Kage Bunshin. Their attacks go straight through her like regular bunshin.”
“Can I talk to you outside a moment? Tsunade-sama, would you mind greeting the guests for a minute with Ishoo-chan?” Sasuke asked, in a controlled, polite voice.
“Sure, I’ll be here, have fun.”
Five minutes later Sasuke came back, fixing his clothing.
“Any trouble?” He asked Tsunade.
“Not at all, only a few people have shown up, Ishoo-chan is proving to be an adorable host.” Tsunade said with a smirk.
Ten more minutes and a freshly bathed and dressed Naruto came out, sporting matching black eyes and several bruises.
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It was now around 10 pm, all the kids had been moved to the dojo, after four whole hours of playing, jumping, dancing, running around everywhere and stuffing themselves silly. B was watching over them, with Gyuuki and Konohamaru’s team. Naruto was more than happy to have the beast scurry out of him and into B’s lap; the two had been best friends for many years and sorely missed each other.
The adults were spread out chatting; Iruka-sensei, Kurenai, Naruto and Sasuke doing what parents do all the time, which is politely trying to convince the others that their kid was much better than theirs while at the same time complaining about the burdens of parenthood.
Tenten and Temari were quietly chatting, with Shizune and Shikamaru sitting at their feet. Naruto and Sasuke had taken a look at the open display of the nature of their relationships, then at each other, and resolutely said “No way” at the same time.
Hinata and her ‘guest’ (a very happy, and quite at ease Darui, much to everyone’s surprise) were in a corner with Kiba, Sakura and Rock Lee, talking animatedly.
Ino and Chouji had strategically positioned themselves near the food table, Sai having found himself completely in love with the hot dorayaki and practically hogging the cook.
“Naruto, go get me another tomato okonomiyaki, and get us a jar of that fruit punch Tsunade made earlier” Sasuke said.
“Another one?” Naruto had never seen Sasuke eat more than one serving of anything except fresh tomatoes, and even though the okonomiyaki had been made half the usual size, it would be his fourth. He looked at his husband’s thin frame and reasoned that whatever put some more meat on those bones would be to his benefit.
“Anybody else wants something? Gonna get me some dorayaki too.”
Iruka-sensei asked for more sake with a blush, and Naruto went to the table.
“Oi Sai, stop hogging the food, dattebayo.”
“Shut up and have one of these, dickless. They are amazing.”
“The okonomiyaki are even better than my mom’s, where does this guy get his ingredients? He even got fresh lime juice for the shrimp in the middle of winter!” Chouji said between mouthfuls.
“I have no idea, but I have to get his anko recipe, it’s so damn good I’m afraid to look back at myself in the mirror tomorrow, all this is going to go straight to my ass.” Ino remarked, and Chouji slapped her butt, grinning.
“Bodacious bottoms!”
They all laughed and Naruto went back balancing his stuff precariously, feeling light-headed from the alcohol.
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At midnight the cook had been dismissed and people were getting seriously drunk.
By somebody’s suggestion, Sai drew a shuriken target on a large paper and people were laughing themselves silly trying to hit bullseye. Kakashi tried using his Sharingan, only to have Guy cover both his eyes, and threw his shuriken through the shoji. He elbowed his eternal rival, who fell on the floor laughing.
Sai and Kiba were singing and howling loudly an old song about women and their treacherous hearts.
On opposite dark corners of the room Sakura and Ino were competing to see who could make out with their boyfriend harder, while around the couch Gaara, Tsunade, Naruto (with a napping Sasuke resting his head on his lap) and Darui tried to discuss politics amidst their drunken haze, agreeing only when Gaara stated that if Daimyos in general weren’t such conceited dumbasses, their lives would be a lot easier. They all drank to that.
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At two am, Iruka-sensei and Kurenai left, blushing and throwing lustful looks at each other, promising to return for Motoyo in the morning. Gaara took his leave also. Half an hour later, Kiba’s sister left hurriedly, cursing about hysterical clients and their “emergencies”.
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At three am Tenten and Temari were comparing spanking techniques, using a very blushing Hinata (who blushed even deeper after hearing something Darui had whispered her), Naruto and Sasuke as judges. The men argued and debated that spanking people with their clothes on was no fun, but settled on it as Shikamaru threatened to use his jutsu on them and force them to perform embarrassing acts with it.
Various people were missing from the main room, Kankurou and Sai among them, after the latter expressed the wish to take a better look on the former’s “body artwork” for, he said, “purely artistic reasons”.
Shino decided to go outside for some air, hoping to clear his head a bit.
He walked around the house slowly, trying to breathe some of the alcohol off his body, when a sound coming from a window caught his attention. Not wanting to intrude, but giving in to his drunken curiosity, he sent one of his insects.
Less than a minute later he went inside and dragged Kiba out.
Three minutes later, Kiba got in and hauled a complaining Hinata (who was surreptitiously caressing Darui’s hair as he dozed on her lap) out.
Five minutes after that the three came in and started quietly calling everyone not currently passed out.
“Yo guys, do you have a camera?” Kiba asked, with a shit eating grin on his face.
“Uh, yeah, what for?” Naruto said.
“Nothing much… Kakashi has his mask off.” Kiba said nonchalantly.
Sasuke jumped up and hurried to their room, almost tripping over Sakura and Rock Lee and making them break their kissing.
“Where are you going in such a hurry?” She asked, whispering.
He came out of the room with something on his hand.
“Kakashi’s got his mask off and we’re going to catch him on camera.”
Her eyes bulged and she ran after him.
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“Are you SURE it’s Kakashi with his mask off in there?” Naruto asked.
“Oh, yeah.” Kiba said.
“Most assuredly” Shino nodded.
“With Guy-sensei. And somebody else.” Hinata added, her blush going all the way down into her cleavage.
“I knew Guy-sensei had to be a pervert, hanging out with Kakashi-sensei all the time!” Chouji snickered.
“Don’t you talk like that about Guy-sensei!” Lee growled.
“Shush, be quiet! I’ve been waiting all my life for this moment!” Sakura whispered, and the rest of the former team seven nodded in approval.
They approached the library window quietly and gathered.
“Fine, how are we going to do this?”
“I can use my insects to get the camera up”
“You’re drunk, Aburame, we’ll never get a clean picture”
“Does this camera also film or only takes still pics?”
“It films, lemme set it to night vision”
“Cool stuff, where did you get it?”
“Never mind where they got it, Ino-pig, we got to find a way to put it there without them noticing it!”
“Shhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhhhh they’re coming closer to the window!”
They could hardly see anything in the sparse moonlight, due to the frost creeping up the window panes, but then they saw a reflection of light.
“Omg that’s Kakashi’s jaw in there!”
Something brushed against the window and they heard a muffled moan from inside.
“That’s Guy’s NAKED ASS! What did I just tell you?”
Lee began shedding silent tears and Sakura tried to console him.
“Wait, weren’t there three people?”
They watched as a feminine arm went around the two apparently grinding males, the moonlight reflecting off blonde hair.
They all scurried off quietly to a safe distance.
“That…”
“Was…”
“Godaime-sama!”
“Tsunade-shishou!”
“Holy shit what do we do? What do we do?”
“She’ll kill whoever she senses near that window!”
“Guy-senseeeeei!”
“What do we do now?”
“Chaaaana-ro! We get there and film them, duh!”
“I’m not going, I got a kid to raise and a house to pay”
“Me neither, I just stopped being the fat kid, ain’t dying now”
“Dying is too troublesome.”
“I’ll go, I’ll pretend I was pissing outside if she catches me, she won’t kill her own successor, dattebayo”
“No you won’t, usuratonkachi, getting a mortgage was your idea!”
“Will too!”
“Shut up! I got an idea, gimme the camera”
Kiba slowly crawled towards the window. They all held their breaths.
He slowly raised a clawed finger over the edge of the windowsill and cut a small circle on the glass, setting the camera lens in it, while Hinata watched the three figures inside with her Byakugan.
Kiba looked back and Hinata raised her thumb.
They all sidled back around the house and went inside on their tiptoes.
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“Did you hear something?” Guy asked.
“Shut up and move” Kakashi and Tsunade purred at the same time.
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At four thirty am, Tsunade was escorted home by them.
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At four-thirty and thirty seconds am, the tv had been carried into the main bedroom, while the camera was recovered from the library’s windowsill.
Bowls of popcorn were distributed shortly after, and everyone tried to sit comfortably.
“Teme, get out of my way! I can’t see shit!” Naruto poked Sasuke in the ribs, who then turned sideways, but did not get down from his lap, and bonked heads with Ino, who was in Chouji’s.
“You guys think Tsunade-sama’s age-concealing henge held with all the action?” Tenten asked. Shizune covered her face with her hands.
Everyone considered that for a second.
“Naaahhh, if it dropped they would have stopped things much earlier.” Shikamaru said in a hopeful tone.
“Everyone shut up and let’s watch it already!” Sai said from Kankurou’s lap.
They started the video.
“Get the sound up!”
“Are you crazy? There’s kids in the house!”
“They’re all the way back in the dojo, they’re not gonna hear anything!”
“Yeah, but the bathroom is right next door! No sound!”
“Ok, no sound, now everyone shut the hell up!”
Everyone turned their heads to the screen.
Darui’s lollipop fell from his open mouth.
“Whoa…” they said in unison.
“Yo, what y’all watching? I smelled popcorn” Killer B opened the shoji. Popcorn was thrown at his face.
“Get out of the way, you’re blocking the view!” Sakura exclaimed.
B looked at the screen and saw the back of a blonde head, apparently sucking two men at the same time.
“Oh. I done that.” He said, sidling to take a place on the back of the room.
Sasuke paused the video while everyone turned to look at the giant rapper.
“You what?” Darui was taken aback.
“Yeah. Groupies, man, why do y’all think I rap? Ladies go crazy.” B answered with a huge grin.
“Fine, let’s not lose focus on the important thing here, the important thing is Kakashi’s FACE” Sasuke said and unpaused.
After a couple of minutes the scenery changed.
“Gods damn it, Kakashi just HAD to get on top of the table, didn’t he?”
“That’s a fine girth there though.”
“Are those Guy’s hands on her ass?”
“Oh my innocent Guy-sensei!”
“Done that too.”
Sasuke pressed fast-forward, and Ino grabbed the remote from his hand.
“What, I was trying to get to where his face shows!”
“Nuh-huh, I wanna see where this is going!” Ino pressed pause.
“Yeah, it’s actually… fascinating”
“Like watching an ox-cart wreck”
“Who could imagine geriatric sex to be this entertaining?”
“Or amusing?”
“Quite educational, too”
Ino pressed play again.
“What the hell Kakashi, get your fucking head in a decent angle!”
“Yeah, all we can see is his hair and… Tsunade shishou’s…”
Sasuke covered Naruto’s eyes. Naruto pushed his fingers open.
“Done that also.”
“That… that… can you actually BLINK with that?”
A few minutes later Kakashi started crawling on his back and they all held their breaths.
“Woooooooooah” they all sighed.
“That was actually a close one, if only he hadn’t turned his face the other way.”
Kakashi was now seen lengthwise on the table, head in line with the camera. Tsunade mounted him.
“And that.”
“Tch, who hasn’t done THAT?”
“I haven’t.”
“Don’t worry, Sai, we won’t be leaving for Sand for the next three days, I’ll bet nii-chan and you will have plenty of opportunities to get better acquainted.”
“Oh, ok”
Guy’s lower half came near Kakashi’s head.
“Holy shit!”
“Uh, I ain’t done THAT!”
They saw Tsunade drool a bit next to Kakashi’s hidden face.
“Ewwwwwwwwwwwww”
“What? Drool is actually sexy”
And then Guy got up on the table, positioning himself behind Tsunade. They even saw a glint on his smile.
“Oh. OH. Yeah, on second thought…”
“Tsunade! You go girl!”
“Whooooohoooooooooo!”
“Well, WE’VE done that”
“How the hell are two women gonna do THAT?”
“Toys”
“Oh. Forget I asked”
“Uh, does, um, that hurt?”
“Actually when some girls are REALLY aroused, no, not a bit.”
“Are you kidding? He didn’t even stretch her!”
“Some women don’t need that either when they’re that aroused.”
“Lucky bitches.”
“Wait, don’t tell me the two of YOU haven’t done that, Sexy-no-Jutsu and all”
“Uh, no, it’s a regular henge, it don’t change your insides.”
Many minutes passed.
Heads turned this way and that.
Darui whispered something on Hinata’s ear and moved her hands from her eyes. She blushed all the way to her toes.
“Ok, I’m fast-forwarding.”
“No!”
“It’s getting boring!”
“Touch that button and die, Uchiha!”
“What the fuck, I thought the idea was to see Kakashi’s face, get Ino’s hand out of your pants, you pervert!”
“Shut up, they’re gonna do something!”
“Nah, they’re probably all spent after that workout.”
“Yeah, who knew old Tsunade had that much stamina.”
“Wait… ohohoooooooooo, speaking of stamina!”
“Oh… OH MYYYYYY!”
“Holy crap! I swear I ain’t EVER doing that!”
“THAT’S the power of youth right there, boys and girls!”
“Guy-senseeeeeeeeeeei, don’t let the pervert do that to you, he’s your RIVAL!”
“Chuga, chuga, chuga, tchoo tchoo!”
“Tchoo tchoo!”
“Tchoo tchoo!”
“Now THAT’S gotta hurt!”
“Not that much really, vaginal fluids are natural lubricants.”
“Too much information, Shikamaru.”
“Uh, I thought it was useful!”
“Hinata!”
“Uh, what? They seem to be enjoying themselves…”
“Not every male likes that, it’s… a manliness issue.”
“Hear, hear!”
“Dunno why not, Sasuke loves it and he’s manly!”
“Hn.”
“Naruto! It’s all your fault, you made Guy-sensei uke with your hentai chakra!”
“More like Kakashi did that with his huge hentai cock!”
“Holy balls, Guy’s prostate must be going all the way up to his stomach with that pounding!”
“What’s a prostate?”
“You’ll know all about it soon enough, Sai, don’t worry about it.”
“Oh. Ok then. Promise?”
“Hahahahahahahahaa Kankurou’s face is as dark as his make-up, dattebayo!”
“It’s NOT make-up!”
“Holy shit, how much longer can Guy take this?”
“I told you, it’s the power of youth, Lee can last even longer.”
“Sakura-chan!”
“What? I can brag if I want to!”
“Without some kind of cock ring? Seriously?”
“Yup.”
“Yeah, but when you and Lee do it there isn’t somebody else up his ass at the same time, that makes it easier to last unaided.”
“For eight hours?”
Somebody whistled.
“Sakura, I’m RIGHT HERE!”
“How can you freaking WALK afterwards?”
“Yoga.”
“Eight HOURS. EIGHT hours? Never mind walking, she wouldn’t be able to SIT. Stop lying, Forehead-girl!”
“I’m not lying. Stop pinching me, Lee!”
Everyone stared at Rock Lee, who was currently simultaneously covering his face with one hand while surreptitiously watching the video chronometer, and pinching Sakura’s ass with the other.
“You HAVE to be lying.”
“Nope.”
“NO ONE can keep their dick up for EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT, Sakura!”
“Lee can.”
“It’s physically impossible, woman!”
“I don’t know, maybe I’m just very good, but he can.”
“Billboard-face, are you ADVERTISING yourself?”
“It doesn’t matter how talented you are, it’s impossible.”
“Yeah, actually, the best you are, the harder it is to hold back.”
“I never said he holds back.”
A collective gasp.
“That’s even worse, his balls would have to reach his feet to keep up with demand, baka-yarou!”
“Uh… she’s right, though…”
Lee’s face was purple.
“About what? That she’s the best lay in the known universe or that you can last longer than a Duracell bunny?”
“Um, er. The latter.”
“Lee!”
“Sakura-chan, I love you very much…”
“LEE!!!”
“But… but… uh, it’s, er… training.”
“Say what?”
“Uh, it’s part of my Taijutsu training.”
“The fuck it is, everybody here has trained Taijutsu and we never heard of anything like THAT!”
“I’m telling you, it’s Taijutsu.”
“And here was I thinking that Ero-sennin was the biggest pervert of all time…”
“When the fuck did Guy-sensei teach you that? He never taught ME!”
“You’re a girl.”
“Neji never talked about that either!”
“You fucked Neji?”
“No, but I got him drunk a couple of times, and he always bragged about everything he could do when he got drunk.”
“Uh, it’s part of the inner gates training, Guy-sensei taught me only.”
“Daaaaaaaamn wait until we tell Gaara, we’re gonna have to make Temari Kazekage, he’ll never leave Konoha without learning how to do that.”
“I didn’t know Gaara was interested in this kind of stuff!”
“He will be when he hears about this!”
“By the way, how long does it take to learn that? Just the important bits, yo, I ain’t interested in no suicidal shit.”
“Yeah, give us some good info, Lee!”
“Uh, it took me a couple of years.”
“Years? Damn, that’s troublesome.”
“Shut up Shika, I’m interested.”
“Awwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn damn it…”
“Hey, looks like they’re finishing it!”
The lovers in the screen were lying down on top of each other, but only a portion of Kakashi’s chest was visible.
“This is it! His face HAS to appear as soon as he goes for his pants!”
They craned their necks.
“Come on, Kakashi!”
“Aaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh Tsunade-shishou, GET OUT OF THE WAY! People are trying to SEE!”
“You do realize this isn’t a live transmission.”
“O wait, Tsunade-sama doesn’t wear panties?”
“I got dibs on tripping her over!”
“Damn it!”
“Slow the video! Kakashi is getting dressed!”
They watched as Kakashi turned his back and walked near the door, then bent to pick up his clothes, holding their breaths.
“Motherfucker HAD to put his mask on first!”
“Shit.”
“Awwwwwwwww.”
“Seriously?”
“A whole hour of waiting for nothing!”
“Wouldn’t say for nothing…”
“Shut up, Chouji! And if our sheets are wet when you get up from there, I’m sending the dry-cleaning bill to your house!”
They were already starting to get up when B shout out.
“Wait!”
“What?”
“Rewind that a bit!”
Another collective gasp as they saw Kakashi flip his middle finger at the camera as the lovers left the room.
“Son of a bitch!”
“He saw the camera!”
“O shit we’re dead”
“We’re SO dead”
“Guy-sensei will NEVER want to see my face again!”
“Nah, he will. Once. For the last time.”
“Wait, no, only Naruto and Sasuke are dead, they don’t know we all did it!”
“Fucking GREAT friends you all are, dattebayo!”
“And Kiba.”
“What about ME?”
“You’re the only one with claws that can cut glass, moron.”
“Argh! They’re gonna tell my MOTHER about this, I’m SO dead!”
“Oooohhh Kiba-kun is still afraid of his Mama!”
“Kankurou, you don’t know what an Inuzuka mother is.”
“But he’s an adult!”
“So am I and I’M afraid of her, and I’m not even her son!”
“Ha, no fear there, Tsunade-shishou is going to kill you before you ever talk to anyone again”
“Guys”
“O man, she’s gonna rip our balls off and make us eat them…”
“Guys”
“You? What do you think she’s going to do to ME? I’ve been her assistant all my life!”
“GUYS!”
“What?”
“How come we aren’t dead yet?”
They turned to Shikamaru with hopeful eyes.
“You’re right, we should have had our guts decorating the walls by now”
“I think only Kakashi saw it.”
“That’s sort of a relief.”
“Relief? Did you see what he did to Guy-sensei? What if he decides to add new dishes to his menu?”
“What are we gonna do?”
Everyone turned to Shika again, who rolled his eyes and sighed.
“Are you all SERIOUSLY waiting on me to decide?”
Everyone nodded.
“Ok. Nobody does ANYTHING, then. If Kakashi didn’t rat us out right then and there, it’s because he wants something. Let’s hope it’s something easy like money or the stack of unfinished Icha Icha novels Jiraya left for Naruto. And NOBODY FUCKING LAUGH when you see them, or else we’re toast. We’ll all just pretend this never happened. Understood?”
Everyone nodded.
“Swear it on your honor as ninjas.”
They all – including Shikamaru – swore they wouldn’t do anything, much less laugh.
Before they all left – nobody was in the mood to party anymore and it was already morning – Shika turned to Naruto and Sasuke.
“Both of you guard that tape with your lives until Kakashi asks for it, or we destroy it after a week, whichever comes quicker.”
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Naruto and Sasuke rested their backs on the door after seeing the last of them out, and looked at the aftermath of the previous night.
“Holy crap”
“Yup, ttebayo”
“Have we even got enough garbage bags to pick all this up?”
Naruto sighed. “We better, gonna be a bunch of hungry kids barging in for breakfast in a few.”
“At least we don’t have to go out to work today.”
“Wait!” Naruto gave Sasuke a wicked grin. “We got a whole ninja team back in the dojo. How about we make them earn their breakfast?”
Sasuke returned the grin. “Actually that is a damn good idea, dobe.”
They purposely set out to the dojo.
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“What. The. Fuck. Happened. Here, Konohamaru!” Sasuke growled, shaking the chunnin by his collar.
Konohamaru shushed him desperately. “Shut up! The damn kids just fell asleep!”
The dojo was a complete mess. Pillow feathers were scattered everywhere, shuriken and kunai were stuck all over the walls and ceiling, and Udon was snoring while hanging upside down, his ankles tied to the iron exercise bar. Various extremely pointy weapons were outlining his figure in the target behind him. The children were sleeping every which way on the tatami, with Ashi, little Motoyo and Ishoo in a bundle, Gyuuki spread over them. A small downy feather flew up and came down with the beast’s snoring.
Sasuke and Naruto dragged Konohamaru away inside the house.
“Explain yourself, Sarutobi.”
“Explain MYSELF? Explain TO ME why you never told me you were training your kid to go to the Academy! She decided to train the kids in shuriken and kunai throwing and when we tried to dissuade her the damn eight tails tried to EAT US! Killer B and the kids were LAUGHING at us while we tried to escape! It all went downhill from there, all the kids decided to HELP the damn beast by beating the crap out of us with their pillows, and then they tied up Udon and used him for target practice… and B was holding Motoyo up so she could target my poor teammate’s BALLS!”
Naruto and Sasuke had their shoulders shaking with suppressed giggles.
Konohamaru continued, completely livid.
“And then those HORRIBLE Inuzuka kids decided to train that damn Inuzuka piss-marking jutsu on MOEGI! She had to run away from them for HOURS, and when she came back she was shocked because she saw… she saw… that HENTAI Kankurou and Sai doing weird stuff with a puppet! What the hell were you adults THINKING?”
Sasuke was now lying on the floor, guffawing his lungs out, while Naruto was holding his belly and leaning on the wall, his knees soft with laughter.
“What the fuck are you too laughing about? Have you any idea of what it feels to be mobbed up by a dozen demonic brats and have snow stuffed down your clothes because, so the little devils said, they wanted to make a life-like snowman?”
“Holy crap…” Naruto huffed and tried to breathe, while Sasuke beat his hands on the floor, hollering. “Konohamaru… stop… I’m gonna pee my pants… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Konohamaru watched the display, unimpressed.
“I swear to the gods, the younger generation has NO respect whatsoever.” He snarled. “Just like the previous one.”
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Back in the dojo, Ishoo dreamt.
She was standing in a field, looking up at the dark sky, holding a white flower. The stars were swirling quickly, and thunder rumbled. She looked to her side, and a dark figure smiled at her.
“Aniki…” she whispered.
Then the dream shifted. She was beside a very sad man, sitting in the ground, covered in evil-looking snakes. She offered him her hand, and he took it, looking at her through round eyeglasses.
The dream shifted again. Now she was in a room, looking at another man, standing there with a snake head, looking at her Papa. She could hear Tou-chan screaming outside, and she knew the snake-man wanted to eat her Papa, but she felt no fear. Papa raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
She was now in a forest, running, running, running hidden like when she played, running faster and faster, the forest floor pushing her feet faster than her feet could push the ground back.
Gyuuki woke up and hugged her trembling body, nuzzling her hair until she stilled in her sleep.
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Three days later Sasuke packed the mini-tape on a hunch. He would be leaving for a day-long mission with Kakashi and Shikamaru again that day.
As soon as they were out of sight of the gates, Kakashi stopped and extended his hand. Sasuke gave him the tape.
“I hope you all have learned your lesson.” He said, nonchalantly, and summoned Pakkun.
“You know what to do with this.”
Pakkun took the small tape and poofed.
“Is… is that it?” Shikamaru asked hesitantly.
“For now.” And with that Kakashi ended the discussion.
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