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High School and Aliens	By : Wolf3391 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5487 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 10
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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High School and Aliens
Chapter 5: School fun and shopping
I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them or any other series characters that I may use as reference. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pairings:
Naruto/Lala/Harem
Rito/Haruna
Hey people, hope you enjoyed last chapter, if not I can understand how a little.
Last chapter there wasn’t much in span of story progression of humour or romance. When I was writing the chapter I wanted to portray some of the emotions Naruto can have at his age and state, the flashback adding into that.
I notice I don’t write as many funny scenes including Lala’s inventions in this story. The reason is that I feel that I want to focus on interaction of characters a little more and slowly integrating the factors of Naruto’s past into the story. I’m sorry if people dislike this but this is how I ended up writing my chapters.
I didn’t want to do too much really too soon. In a way it might be my lack of planning for the chapter but hey its fanfic I can screw up now and again. Pokemaster12 comments that I lack descriptions and humour and understanding of the characters personalities.
Also since Pokemaster said he only wanted to beta a few chapters of this story I may need a new beta. If you’re interested please send me a message or leave a comment in reviews. I’d prefer if you had some ideas for the story when you beat it and can write good ecchi.
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“…Naruto.”
Naruto stifled a groan as the sound of Kurama's voice tried to lull him out of his sleep. Doing his best to ignore the fox, the blond shinobi wrapped his arms around his pillow a little more. The pillow moaned slightly, but Naruto, who was still having – or at least trying to have – a meeting with the sandman, did not hear the sound.

"Oi! Naruto! Wake up you lazy ass!"
Kami, why did Kurama have to be so damn loud this early in the morning. What was he doing awake anyways? That fox was an even lazier bastard then him, he should still be asleep, dreaming about snuggling in between Mikado's breasts or something.
"God dammit, Naruto! Get your ass out of bed and go make m some breakfast."
'Stupid fox,' the blond mentally grumbled. 'Asshole should make his own goddamn breakfast.' It was a good thing Kurama couldn't hear his thoughts now that he was out of the seal or he might have gotten angry.
With a sigh, Naruto realized he was not going to be going back to sleep any time soon, and with a mental grumble about bastard foxes being to lazy to make their own damn breakfast – never mind the fact that foxes have paws and not hands – sat up to get his day started.
Or at the very least, he tried to.
Naruto didn't even have to look down to realize that the 'pillow' he had been holding to him was not a pillow at all, but Lala, who was cuddled into his side and using her herculean strength to prevent him from moving freely. Despite knowing what, or more specifically 'who' was holding him down, Naruto did anyways.
'How is it that she keeps finding her way into my room?' Wondered Naruto, even as he made quick use of a shadow clone and substituted himself with it so that Lala could sleep a little longer while he got a start on the day. His mind tried to work out the answer, only to come up blank. A quick look at the door showed that it was still locked, meaning she hadn't broken in that way, and Naruto would have known if Lala had somehow managed to breach his security seals, which had been upgraded in the past two weeks.
Despite this the girl still managed to somehow find her way into his room. Absently, he thought she would make a damn good ninja.
Sighing to himself he substituted with a clone he made so that Lala could stay sleeping a little longer.
Shaking those thoughts off, Naruto made his way to the door, unlocking and unsealing it, before making his way to the bathroom where he would wash up and start the day.

As he turned on the faucet, the ancient shinobi couldn't help but reflect on the past two weeks that had passed by. To be more specific, his mind went to the two assassination attempts that had happened after the first one near the start of his... relationship with Lala failed.
The first one was some sort of water controlling alien who attacked Naruto when he was out training in the woods near a river. It hadn't been too hard since Kurama was with him to double team the alien so when he had tried to focus on one of them he had left himself open to the other to take him out. Once they tied him up and called Zastin for pickup Kurama had been his usual good winning self and urinated all over the alien.
He always was a crude little guy these days.
The next one was actually embarrassing since it was a tiny alien who apparently believed he could take Naruto out with his large (to him) fly bot. Naruto, after simply swatting it, had only found out a day later that he was also a suitor candidate for Lala. He was tempted to laugh at it but it didn't seem right since he hadn't even realized what was going on when he swatted the fly. The only silver lining for the 'assassin' was that Naruto had not been practicing his senbon throwing skills on the darts board in the house. He doubted the guy would have been very thrilled to receive a large hole in him from the tiny needle weapons.
At least Lala seemed to have adjusted well to earth in the passed two weeks, and her studies had put her high in the school already and further up every male's wish list. This, of course, led to an increase of supply purchases by Naruto, who found that he needed to carry more ammo with pencils, paperclips and chalk being added to his non-lethal arsenal of pervert control these days, especially now that Saki, Rin and Aya had joined their group of friends. They'd moved to the roof now since, even though it had been getting much warmer as summer came, they needed more room to sit.
That it also meant any pervert coming would have to walk up to them via the one door leading to the roof – and in turn presenting themselves as the perfect target for Naruto's non-lethal arsenal – was just a bonus.
His fiancé had been all too happy to make new friends in her upperclassmen. Of course, being as naïve as she was, Lala was utterly oblivious to Saki's rivalry with her, something that Saki had proclaimed last week after Lala had tried feeding Naruto his bento. That had been a rather hectic day as Saki had decided to try and outdo the pinkette by trying to get Naruto to eat from her bento, which had basically consisted of her trying to shove her food straight down the blond's gullet and ended with him nearly choking to death.
The problem had been expounded upon when Risa had decided to get into the picture.
It had been clear right from the get go that Saki and Risa would be rivals. Almost as soon as Saki had made the announcement that Lala was her 'rival in all things love and beauty', Risa had made her own announcement by claiming that there was no way either of them would win against her sex appeal. If that hadn't been bad enough, the fact that she had somehow managed to finally sneak up on Naruto and rubbed her chest – a chest, he had noticed was not covered by a bra – against his back, had just made the situation a thousand times worse.
Not even use of the every famous substitution had saved him that time.
Of course, it had been after that happened that Yui had decided to get herself involved on the claims that the other girls should stop trying to commit such 'shameless acts' with Naruto while she was there. The rant she had given the three girls about propriety and how they should behave like good, rule abiding women had taken up the rest of their lunch. Now Yui spent almost all of her free time watching the other girls, while occasionally sneaking glances at Naruto.
Rito and Haruna in the weeks had managed to go out on one date, a process that took five days of coaxing from Rito, who was still as shy as ever when it came to spending time with Haruna alone. Mikan had not been too helpful in that respect since it was open season now for her reign of terror... um, teasing. When Rito had brought her over, Mikan had brought out the baby pictures, which Rito had responded as any male teenager would… running around like a headless chicken and ending up being tripped by Mikan so that he was laying on top of Haruna and had one hand on her breast. Haruna, of course, reacted as you'd expect as well, slapping the poor boy before proceeding to apologies for her reaction.
Naruto had enjoyed the polaroid pictures Mikan had taken for the occasion, and had taken the time to add them to the scrapbook he had of all of Rito's most embarrassing moments. It was half full for volume two. It was a project the two had started up after her parents had seen the couple and asked the two to create them so they'd have some nice moments to look at when they came home together. They did have a regular album for other precious memories between him and their two children.
What Naruto was not aware of, was that Mikan had also taken to creating a small album of him and Lala. Apparently, her father asked her to make one to show his wife, Ringo, whenever she got home.
During that time Mikan had also been introduced to Kurama, and like all females with all things cute and cuddly, had taken to snuggling with him whenever she got the chance. Kurama didn't complain... much, though he had at first been bothered by the girl’s small cup size. Naruto had rolled his eyes and just thanked the high heavens for the moments Mikado came around, as the woman's chest size more than made up for Mikan's lack of chest.
He'd also been introduced to Risa and Mio on the weekend when the two paid a surprise visit to the house for help with their homework. Kurama had instantly claimed they were his new best friends when they had squeezed him between the two of them, before Risa tried to tease Naruto by saying she could treat him like Kurama-kun if he only asked. Fifteen male students went down at her comment and Yui had chastised Risa and Naruto for such shameful acts, while resisting the temptation to cuddle Kurama herself. Thankfully, Yui seemed to have good instincts as something inside of her told her to steer clear of the fox.
Said fox had been thoroughly enjoying his weeks outside of the seal, finding many a hug from a pretty girl. He seemed to have gotten his adorable look – or as Naruto liked to call it the Big Kitsune Eyes No Jutsu – that made girls of all ages squeal 'kawaii'. The big eyes, the downed ears and his wagging tail, all of it was a tried and tested method for his needs.
Kurama also had taken to practicing his fire techniques, and was now able to use Hosenka and Gokakyu no jutsu easily and was working on his fire manipulation skills, such as channeling fire chakra through his tail or tails depending on his size.
He'd taken to riding on top of Naruto's head on some days seeing how that mop of hair was softer than his fur, much to his annoyance since he felt that his fur should be far more comfortable then that 'damn blond's mop he calls hair'.
When Naruto finally came down to the kitchen, he found that Kurama was already waiting at the table for his food, his paw tapping impatiently on the wood countertop. Naruto shook his head, before giving the fox a blank stare.
"While I get started making breakfast, why don't you wake up Zastin, Lala, and Peke. And don't even think of trying anything with Lala, perv, I'll know if you do."
Kurama's eyes got really big and innocent as he gave his best 'who, me?' look. Unfortunately for him, Naruto knew all of the ancient kitsune's tricks and had been immune to the looks of his partner for as long as they had known each other.
Of course, the fact that they had hated each other’s guts when they first met had probably contributed to that.
"Don't give me that look," Naruto deadpanned. Holding out his left hand, the blond pointed towards the door that led upstairs. "Now go and wake them up."
"Che, fine," Kurama sighed as he hopped off the table. While he headed for the door, Naruto heard him grumble, "I'll just get my cuddles from Risa-chan later, or maybe Mikado-chan, heeheehee..."
Naruto sweat dropped as he listened to the foxes perverted giggles. Why oh why was he cursed with having perverts haunt him all his life? First Sarutobi-oji-san, then Kakashi, then Jiraiya, hadn't they been enough? Now he was eternally stuck with a man... fox... who was worse than all three of those men combined.

It didn't even make sense! It wasn't like Kurama could truly enjoy the full benefits of being with a woman. He wasn't even human!
Sighing, Naruto did his best to dispel all thoughts on Kurama and perverts as he began making both breakfast and lunch for his house guests. Zastin had always complimented his foot after he arrived home from his walks – aka, getting lost – around town. Naruto had been pleasantly surprised when the tall man had taken to drawing some of the scenery. Even more surprising was that Zastin was a pretty decent artist, though, Naruto felt that may have something to do with the steady hand that came from swordsmanship.
'Maybe I should get Saibai to look at some of those drawings,' Naruto mused to himself. 'Zastin's got the raw talent, and if Saibai likes his work he could get a good job as a manga artist.' That would actually prove useful in giving Zastin an identity around town. Right now, he was 'that creepy guy who stalked around the suburbs' that everyone in the neighbourhood spoke of, which wasn't very conducive to keeping a low profile. But if he ended up working as a manga artist, he would not only have a job – which would keep him busy – he would also have a well cemented cover story and some credentials with the neighbors.
Naruto pressed the button on the rice cooker, then began preparing everything else while waiting for the rice to cook. By the time the soft chime from the cooker alerted Naruto to the fact that the rice was done, he had finished making the rest of breakfast.
It wasn't long after Naruto finished making breakfast that his pink-haired fiance walked into the kitchen. Lala seemed to be in her usual bright mood, her black tail swishing back and forth behind her, it was an unusual addition to her human like body that intrigued him.
He had seen a great deal of things in his time on his world, but a human with a tail was not one of them. Still, he had to admit that Lala's tail was both cute and attention-grabbing. She was wearing a pair of blue jeans, yellow t-shirt that hugged her figure and exposed a little of her cleavage and white button-up cardigan, which featured little, pink hearts on it.
Zastin offered a small wave as he took his seat, wearing a pair of grey slacks, white buttoned shirt and navy blue jacket. Naruto had never been so glad that the man didn't wear his armour all the time, instead only wearing it when he trained at the nearby park.
The blond had watched him on occasion, and they had even sparred once. Naruto had won, something that had both impressed and pleased Zastin for some unknown reason. When asked, he had responded by saying, "it pleases me to know that Lala-sama has such a strong fiance. It is the perfect trait for the one who will inherent the thrown of Deviluke and become supreme ruler of the galaxy." Of course, Zastin's words had not made Naruto feel any better about his skills. If anything, the blond felt worse.
Popping open the lid, Naruto watched as steam billowed from the recently cooked rice. He spooned the small grains into the other's bowls, then a little into Kurama's bowel. For breakfast's main dish he'd made a simple fish soup with some sausages and hash browns. Splitting apart their chopsticks the three at the table gave their thanks with "Itadakimatsu!" Kurama just bowed his head in thanks, before the three began digging into their food.
"Nee, what are we doing today, Naruto-kun?" Lala asked on account of it being Saturday. She enjoyed the freedom of the weekend since there was so much she could do with Naruto and her new friends when they didn't have to go to school.
Last week she, Naruto, Haruna and the others had gone to the aquarium and she had really enjoyed seeing all the different kinds of fish that were there. Although, Naruto had to stop her from feeding them at one point in her attempt to make them livelier with a Devilukian vitamin. He may have ended up falling in the tank to do so but something told him that alien medicine and Lala's words of wanting the fish to be energetic was not a good thing and taking a small dip was a worthy sacrifice.
"Um, you know, I don't really know," Naruto said after a few seconds of blinking. "I didn't really have any plans for today, but knowing my life something interesting will come up. It always does." Deciding to change the subject, he asked, "out of curiosity, how far along are you on the Rikudo-Sennin series?"
"Ah! I finished them already." Lala said with a big smile. Naruto blinked, the only sign of his surprise. Of course, he had a reason to be. The Rikudo Sennin books were long, very long, as in, longer than the Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter combined long. The fact that, Lala finished the whole series in two weeks while working on school and spending time with everyone else was an impressive feet.
Then again, didn't Peke keep telling him that Lala was a super genius?
"In that case I think we should go to the local museum today," Naruto decided. "They currently have an item that I think you'll find interesting."
"Eh? Really? What is it?" asked Lala, her entire being perking up at Naruto's words. The blond could almost picture a set of cat ears twitching in anticipation on the pinkette's head. It was clear to him that she was very interested in whatever it was he wanted to show her. There was also the well-known fact that Lala wasn't the most patient of people when she wanted to know something, or do something or anything really. It was half the reason she made some of the inventions she had.
The other half was for pranks.
"Ah, ah, ah," Naruto said with some mirth as he wagged a finger in front of Lala. "That would spoil the surprise."
Lala gave him a pout that would have made any male die of moe. Naruto himself had to look away lest he suffer the fate of lesser men.
"Mou, meanie~" Lala's pout didn't let up until she noticed the blond was not looking at her. Though just because it lessened, did not mean it let up. "Ne, Naruto-kun, are we going to meet up with any of our friends there?"
"Who knows?" Naruto replied airily. "We might, then again we might not. However, perhaps I should get a camera ready just in case we run into Rito. I know that last Friday, Haruna asked him to go shopping with her for her sister yesterday, so we may run into them."
And if they managed to find them, Naruto had no doubt that Rito would be his usual self and they would be able to snap a few photo's of the orange-haired teen embarrassing himself in front of his girlfriend. If nothing else, Mikan would be pleased to have more photos that she could use to embarrass and/or blackmail her brother with.
"Ah, I remember that!" Lala said, suddenly all smiles. She giggled a bit. "Rito had gotten really red when Haruna-chan asked him to go shopping with her. I thought steam was going to start pouring out of his head." He had reminded Lala of one of her robots when they overheated. However, unlike the panic and disappointment she got from an overheating robot, Lala found Rito's over the top reactions hilarious.
Naruto chuckled a bit at Lala's description of that day. He couldn't help but agree with her. "He did, didn't he?"
"Mmhmm, so, what time are we going to leave?"
"We'll set out as soon as I finish cleaning the dishes. And I'll need to bring out some meat for the other foxes under the house. Zastin, can you water the plants outside after we leave. Just press the green button on the left of the sliding panel door and the watering system I made will distribute food and water."
Zastin looked up from his food, swallowed, then gave a nod of assent. "Do not worry, Naruto-Dono, I plan on staying in today anyways to clean and repair my sword with some of the extra equipment I received yesterday. Just leave everything to me."
Somehow, Zastin's words did not reassure him.
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Elsewhere in the city, Yui was preparing for a trip to the nearest shopping mall; she wanted to see if there were any new clothes that would suit her style. And maybe visit the pet store to look at the kittens; it was her secret shamed, to be damned by all things cute and fluffy.
Looking at herself in the mirror she held her long black hair and lifted it up, holding the locks to the back of her head, as if she was considering putting it up in a ponytail. She wanted to try something a little different today, for whatever reason. It was odd, because she rarely ever changed anything about her physical appearance.
"Oi, Yui, you descent, or are you still fretting over your appearance like a girl getting ready to go on a date with her crush?" The question came from the other side of the door to the bathroom, the voice easily recognized by Yui as her elder brother, Yuu.
Yuu was what many people would consider a pretty boy, with fairly short, light brown hair and bangs covering his forehead in a slight fringe. They were just low enough to give him that 'mysterious aura' he said girls liked, but not enough to hide his grey eyes, which he felt had charmed many a female... though that point could be debated.
While Yuu looked mature, he rarely acted his age and tended to be very childish; a sharp contrast to Yui, who was far too mature for her age – and not just physicallly. The moral codes she held herself to and her own stringent standards for conduct among peers was what most people would expect someone a decade or two older then her. Of course, this had caused Yui to be teased mercilessly by her brother, who always made fun of her 'prudish behavior' and how she reacted to the many 'shameless situations' she saw in public. It was your typical situation of an older sibling teasing the younger one, nothing at all like Rito's unusual reversal of roles.
However, while Yuu loved teasing his little sister about being a prude, he had found better material as of late.
Yui’s crush.
Oh sure, she had denied it every time Yuu had brought the subject up, especially when he did so in front of her parents. However, to anyone who knew the girl like they did, it was clear as day that the girl had it bad for someone. Yuu knew who it was, having met the blond boy once when he had gone to Yui's school to pick the girl up. At first glance, Yuu had approved of the blond-haired boy; he had an honest look about him, and none of the brotherly instincts Yuu had flared up when they were around the boy.
Chatting with Naruto, Yuu had gained an instant respect for the teen, since he wasn't your typical high school male, meaning he wasn't a skirt chaser like Yuu had been – and still was. Indeed, rather than being a complete perv, Naruto seemed to hold himself with the air of a mature young man.

Oh if only he knew.
Curious, Yuu had asked Yui a bit more about Naruto after they had gotten home. It turned out that Naruto lived on his own, was a top athlete, studious if the grades Yui had mentioned the blond getting were true, friendly, and had a habit of pranking the perverts at school... namely his friend – some guy named Saruyama – and the principle. Just hearing about some of the pranks Naruto pulled made Yuu nearly bust a gut laughing. It almost made him wish he was that age. That Naruto kid sounded like a cool guy if the things Yui told him and his parents were true, and as Yui wasn't one to make a habit out of lying, he saw no reason to not believe her.
Over-exaggerate… now that's a different matter entirely.
As of late, they had all been told about how Naruto had become engaged to some foreign girl. Naturally, both Yuu and his their parents were a bit concerned about Yui. After all, how was their little girl supposed to confess her feelings for the boy if he was getting married? They had been very worried, since it would have been wrong for the girl to go through her entire high school without at least being able to confess to her crush.
So imagine their surprise when they had been told that Naruto had a probationary period for his engagement, and as of yet had yet to make a move about whether or not he was accepting the marriage. They had actually been rather surprised by this, but at the same time they were happy since it meant their little girl could confess to the boy without possible repercussions. It also made them want to meet the boy who had somehow caught their daughter's eye.
Bringing our attention back to the here and now, Yuu wanted to check his appearance before going out to meet his girlfriend in the city, but Yui had taken to checking herself in the mirror for the last half an hour, which was quite a bit longer then she normally took. It was annoying to him; while he was pleased that his sister was taking the time to actually think like a high school girl should about her looks – and likely wondering if the boy she loved liked how she looked, he wished it wouldn't take so much time, time that he needed to spruce himself up for his date.
"Onii-chan, don't scare me like that!" Yuu's loud voice had shocked Yui out of her grove and made her jump. She loved her brother dearly, but she hated it when he acted so childish and irresponsible.
"Then pick up the pace; I have things to do today and I need to use the restroom," Yuu called out from his spot behind the door. There were a few moments of silence, before the 'click' of the door being unlocked was heard and said door opened up to reveal a sighing Yui.
"Sorry Onii-chan, I just got distracted by something, go ahead." Yuu let Yui get past as she went down the stairs and toward the door to put on her shoes. Her outfit today consisted of a long purple skirt and white blouse. As she put on her black shoes and picked up her bag, her mother poked her head out of the doorway to the front room.
“Yui, are you leaving?” she asked to her youngest child.
Yui gave an affirmative nod to her. “Yes, is there something you need Okaa-san?” It was no unusual for her mother to sometimes ask her to run errands, and since Yuu was too irresponsible to do as asked, it usually fell on Yui.
"No, just checking. But if I think of anything, I'll email you on your phone. Have a good day Yui." Her mother gave Yui a tender smile that only a mother could, before disappearing back into the front room.
With the small distraction out of the way, Yui turned to the door and opened it, walking out into the sunny weekend day. Yui smiled as she noticed how beautiful it was today. The weather was nice, a clear blue sky with a sparse sprinkling of wispy clouds. Perfect for a day out.
As she walked down the sidewalk, she thought about the recent development with her crush – FRIEND, she did not have a crush on him! – Naruto. The addition of Lala into his life had seemed to change him, from what she could see. The Naruto she knew was friendly, yet at the same time, seemed to be closed off from the people around him. It was very subtle, but she had noticed it a couple of times when Naruto looked a little tired in the morning.
Not that she was actually looking at him for any reason other than concern for a friend. And she certainly wasn't looking at those utterly adorable whisker marks.
Now though, he seemed to be more open with some of the people around him. The fact that he brought some of his friends from other classes into his group for lunch showed he was beginning to open up to some of them. She actually liked the fact that he seemed more open with her and the others. It made him seem more approachable. Before, he had always been distant, and while he was nice, talking to him was always stilted because he would always steer conversations away from certain areas when they talked. This new change in her friend was definitely an improvement.
Of course, this openness brought another problem in the name of several shameless women. She wished those girls would stop acting so possessive over her Naruto – friend, her friend, she corrected. That's right, Naruto was nothing more than a good friend.
Denial at it's finest.
She did like Lala however. The pinkette had a very pleasant personality, sunny and cheerful, open and friendly, it was very difficult to be annoyed at the bright and joyful girl. Lala was happiness personified. Everything she did was done with such a big smile on her face that at times it seemed as if she lit up the whole room. This was all being spoken about from a very non-gay point of view, of course. Yui was a very straight laced girl. No lesbian nonsense with her, unlike that shameless flirt Risa.
Naruto seemed to accept the pinkette easily enough, despite the fact that he was engaged to be married to her by his diseased parents without his knowledge. Yui wasn't quite sure what to think about that, but didn't bring it up since he didn't seem to be angry or anything.
Being a good friend, Yui had tried to find any records she could of his parents during what spare time she had. She had yet to find anything, however, which did peeve her a bit since she had been hoping to offer her friend something that would help him connect with his parents.
Letting out a sigh, the raven-haired girl picked up the pace of her walk, hoping she could get to her destination soon so that she could get thoughts of her blond-haired crush – ahem, friend – out of her mind.
The sooner she got her shopping out of the way the better, because then she would get to go see all of the cute kittens at the pet store.
Maybe she could even take a visit to the 'Hello Cat' store.
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Walking through the streets of Tokyo on such a nice day meant that it was fairly packed full of people on their errands, or walking to whatever their destination was. This also meant that the pair of Naruto and Lala drew looks and drooling faces from both respective genders. Naruto had long since built immunity to the lustful looks of people he didn't know or care for, while Lala did take note since she was just happy to be spending time some alone time with Naruto and the slight excitement of what he wanted to show her.
'I wonder what it could be? Maybe it's something really cool like some old technology or a book that continues the series somehow. Nagato's story was so much fun to read about.' She thought to herself. It wasn't a surprise that she knew Nagato's names; having read all of the books multiple times now Lala had memorized the names of all the characters.
"Do you want to go anywhere before we head over to the museum?" asked Naruto, looking over at the pinkette as she skipped along next to him.
"Can we check out the clothing store?" she asked. "I want to check out some of the clothes so Peke can scan them for later reference." It was a bit surprising, even though Naruto felt it shouldn't be with the level of technology Lala had, but Peke wasn't just your average cosplay-robot. If such a thing could ever be considered average. Peke also had the ability to scan clothing and accessories and change into them at will. Naruto found it impressive that she could store so much information in such a tiny body; it was a small testament to Lala's talent in engineering and mechanics.
"Sure," he replied. "I need to get something while we're there anyways." That thing being a swimsuit. Naruto did not have any swimming trunks as wearing one would show off all of the scars he had acquired, and that would lead to questions he would rather not answer. However, with Lala around, Naruto had some serious doubts about being able to deny the girl if she asked him to go swimming with her.
The two of them found a nearby store that looked to be putting out its summer wears in preparation for the season. Lala had left him inside and went off to see if she could find anything shed like Peke to copy, while Naruto headed off to the male section of the store.
'I hope Kurama manages to keep himself entertained today. Then again, it's Kurama, so it's probably best to just not think about whatever he's getting up to. Hmm, these navy shorts don't look too bad.' Placing the item of clothing back on the stairs Naruto took a look at a few others pieces of swimwear and jackets that he could wear to cover a few of his scars.
Moving back across the store he spotted a familiar face amongst the shirts.
"Oi Yui-chan!" Naruto waved to the girl, who jumped in shock hearing her name being called.
Turning her head she saw the whiskered face of Naruto.
"Naruto-kun?" she blinked, as if just now registering he was there. It was almost amusing that she had to pry her gaze away from his whiskers. "What are you doing here? This is the women's section, I hope that you aren't thinking about doing something shameless here!" As she spoke Yui's face shifted from surprised to stern. To complete the look, she had placed her fists on her hips to give the impression of a haughty girl giving someone a dressing down.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "You know me better then that," he said with an expression of mock hurt. He noticed Yui look down a second later and, feeling guilty for making her feel guilty, switched topics. "I'm here with Lala while she takes a look at a few of the clothes; I've already looked over the things I want, so now I'm just waiting on her. I merely came over here to say hello."
Here his voice turned slightly teasing.
"I thought you saw me in a better light then the other guys at school. You know I would never join the ranks of the perverted population at our school." He shook his head at her, and Yui at the decency to look away, mildly embarrassed. She was so used to seeing all males as shameless perverts that she sometimes forgot Naruto's personality.
It's not like recent stimulus has been affecting her and she had yet to come to terms with it.
"Forgive me, it's just that seeing a young male in the female section of a clothing along is..." Yui trailed off and turned her head, a light blush staining her cheeks. No doubt she was thinking about all of the shameless acts a young teenage male could commit while in a clothing store, or something along those lines.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, but in all truth, wasn't too bothered by her words. He knew she didn't mean anything by them.
"It's fine," the blond said, a smile on his face to ease his friends worries. "I understand what you're talking about. However, I'm just waiting for Lala to finish up, before I take her to the museum to show her something related to the books she's been reading." He gave Yui a speculative look as he said this. "Perhaps you've read them? The Tales of the Rikudo series?"
Yui's eyes lit with recognition as she nodded her head. "My mother used to my brother and I those stories when we were younger. I always enjoyed them."
Naruto smiled. "Well, the museum apparently has an artifact from the time it was written, so I was going to surprise Lala by showing it to her, since she enjoys the books so much." Yui nodded her head at the blonds explanation and words. Everything made sense now. She sighed in relief at knowing she was wrong about her friend’s intentions here.
Even though she was mildly annoyed that Naruto was here with Lala and not her.
Don't get her wrong, it has nothing to do with her liking the blond, because she didn't. She just didn't want her friend to be tempted into doing anything shameless.
"So have you found anything you like here?"
The question caught Yui off guard. She blinked, then looked at Naruto for a second, before shaking her head. "Ah, um, no," she said, trying to get her mind back on straight. "Nothing in particular anyways. Most of these clothes are too shameless for my tastes. Not that it matters, I still have some clothing that would be suitable for the summer months. But um..." Yui blushed and squirmed a bit as Naruto gazed at her. She quickly turned her head in a futile attempt to hide her blush. "Would you mind if I joined you and Lala-san in going to the museum?"
"Eh?" Naruto blinked several times, as if not sure he heard right.
"I-It's not whatever shameless thing you're thinking of," Yui continued, stuttering slightly as she did so. "It's just that... I also want to see this artifact now that you've told me about it."
"Don't worry, I never thought you would be capable of anything that was... shameless," Naruto said, his voice struggling a bit to contain his amusement. It had always been funny to hear how the girl referred to anything and everything perverted as shameless.
Coughing into his hand, the blond continued.
"I'm sure it will be fine if you come with us. In fact, why don't you check to see if Lala is still in the changing room and tell her I'm finished with looking for my purchases? The faster we get out of here, the sooner we can go to the museum, right?"
Yui gave a nod, satisfied with his answer. The two then walked close to the changing room, but Naruto turned away while Yui moved closer.
"Lala-san?" she called. "Are you in there?"
There was a moment of pause before –
"Yui?" came the familiar voice of Lala. "Is that you?"
"Yes."
"How did you know I was here?"
"Naruto-kun told me to come find you and check to see if you were still changing. He didn't want to walk in on you," Yui informed the girl, before the curtains swung open exposing a bra clad body. Thankfully, Lala was still wearing a skirt.
Yui gawked at the girl for a second, before she rose a shaking finger and gained a slight twitch in her eyes. "D-Don't expose yourself so shamelessly! You don't know who could be around looking at you!"
"Eh?" as Yui chastised her, Lala looked down at herself and noticed she wasn't wearing the top half of her clothes, with only a yellow bra with white polka dots covering her torso.
"Oops, sorry about that, I guess I got a little excited after hearing you, Yui, hehe~" Lala gently wrapped the fist of her left hand against her noggin, tilting it to the side and sticking her tongue out in a cute gesture.
Yui shook her head, before proceeding to push Lala back into the changing room. "Just put your clothes back on before coming out," she huffed, before looking behind her at Naruto, who was still facing away from the curtains. "I hope you keep your eyes to yourself, Naruto-kun."
"Didn't we cover this just a few seconds ago? I don't peep, or did you forget what happened to Saru when I found him peeping?" Even Yui could not repress the shiver when she remembered the state Saruyama was in after Naruto caught him trying sneak a peek at the girls while they were changing for their swim lesson.
"Ah, yes, ahem, that was a 'shocking' yet justified act. You'll have to forgive me for that." Yui felt very embarrassed at having to be reminded by Naruto that he was not like other men. She didn't like it when her natural reflexes towards males in general came out and she talked down to Naruto, and while she knew he didn't mind, it still bothered her. If she were honest, it was something that had been happening more and more often since Lala arrived on the scene.
"There's nothing to forgive," Naruto replied with a smile. "I've known you long enough to know you don't mean anything by it, and we all have our little quirks, this just happens to be yours."
Yui blushed a bit as she listened to his comment, not quite sure if he was giving a compliment or not. She opened her mouth in order to say something; what, she didn't know. However, before she could get a word out, the curtains swished open again and Lala came back out, this time with her shirt on.
"Okay! I'm ready to. Can we go see the thingy at the museum now, Naruto-kun?" the pinkette as, even as she jumped onto the boys back, her arms wrapping around his neck at the same time to keep her up. It was something that had become a bit of a habit for her.
Then she noticed Yui.
"Ah, is Yui coming with us?"
"Yes and yes," Naruto replied as his hands moved under Lala's beautifully long legs and held them to keep her from falling off out of instinct. "We can head over to the museum right now, and Yui-chan will be coming with us since it seems she's read the Tales of the Rikudo-Sennin as well."
The three made their way across town to the museum and walked inside. There they checked the notice to find out where in the museum the artifact was being held. When they came to the room that had several glass cases in it with different artifacts of history on display. It only took a second or two for Naruto to point out the one with the sign that said 'Rikudo Artifact – Clan Tablet.'
The artifact, Yui and Lala noticed as they came closer to it, was a rather large stone tablet with various names written on it. Although a few of them were difficult to read, being several thousand years old and all. Naruto was quiet as he looked down at the stone, his memory of the memorial stone still fresh as the day Kakashi first showed it to him when he was a part of team seven.
"Wow!" Lala said as she pressed her face against the glass case, her tail moving excitedly behind her. "I recognize a lot of these names from the book; look, there's Gai, Asuma, Shikamaru, Neji, Choji..." It was clear that Lala was excited at seeing proof of Naruto's history – not that she knew that – and the tales he wrote. The stone had been updated after the Fourth Great Ninja War, adding all those who had been lost during that atrocious time.
"I never would have believed it if I wasn't here to see it," Yui said, shaking her head. "If this is here, then that means all those stories were likely true, or had some truth to them." She had always liked a lot of the characters; especially the main character for his will to never give up and open dislike of perverts.
"Kaa-san, Kaa-san!" a loud, frantic voice rang out. The three turned to see a little girl with tears in her eye, wearing a little red sundress and holding a small stuffed pony in one arm. Clearly she was a child separated from her parent. Seeing the sad face, Naruto came over and crouched to the little girl.
“Excuse me ojou-chan, are you alright?” he asked her as she looked up at the gentle expression on Naruto’s face.
"I-I-I lost my Kaa-san," the girl cried out, sniffing as tears leaked out of her ducts. "I walked off seeing some horses in pictures, when I looked back she was gone. I'm scared I won't be able to find her." Naruto seeing her plight placed a hand on her little stuffed animal.
“Hmm, now that is a problem. What’s that…? You want me to help your owner? Ojou-chan, what’s your name, your friend here wanted you to tell me?” he asked the little girl.
“Um… Rin. Did Hana-chan ask you to help me?” Naruto nodded his head.
"Yes, Hana-chan wanted to help her friend Rin find her Kaa-san. How about myself and my friends here help you find her for you. How does that sound, Rin-chan?" Rin rubbed her eyes and nodded, to which Naruto picked her up and placed her on his shoulders. "You should be able to find your Kaa-san easier while on a giant like me, hehe," Naruto chuckled making Rin giggle.
“Yui-chan, Lala, mind helping me and Rin-chan here find her Kaa-san?” both girls nodded, confirming they’d help.
"I'll go to the reception and see if anyone has asked about a child, you and Lala look around for her mother." Yui gave her plan of action, before heading off to the reception.
"Well if you're looking for your Kaa-san I have just the thing to help us." Lala took out her dial-phone and typed in a few keys "Transfer, Sniff, Sniff Trace-kun!" light shined out of the phone, taking an invention out of the pocket dimension Lala held them all in. This one happened to be a robot dog with a blue nose. "Trace-kun can sniff out Rin-chan's Kaa-san in no time. Trace-kun, can you find the one who smells like Rin-chan?"
Lala held the dog to the girl who petted it on its head before it gave a small bark and began running off at a quick trot. The three chased after the dog, but quickly found that it got distracted by things it thought smelled nice, namely the clothes women were wearing. This resulted in several women having a robot dog jump up at their chests and take big whiffs of them.
"Mou, Trace-kun, concentrate on finding Rin-chan's Kaa-san." Lala pouted at the dog robot who was entranced by a rather busty woman he found at the moment. Rin-chan didn't seem to mind too much. If her giggles were anything to go by, she found the dogs act funny.
“Rin-chan!” a voice called and Naruto turned to see a tall women, looking like an older version of Rin running toward them with Yui next to her.
“Kaa-san!” Rin shouted back as Naruto took her off his shoulders and let her run to her mother, who picked her up and held her close to her chest.
"Rin-chan, I was so worried about you." She looked down at her daughter with a stern expression that was broken by the worry and relief on her face. "Don't you wander off like that again young lady, alright?"
“Hai Kaa-san. But the tall Onii-chan and pretty Onee-chan’s helped me look for you with the shiny Wan-chan.” She pointed to Naruto and Lala, currently holding Trace-kun in her arms wile t was trying to wiggle out of her grasp.
"Oh, Kami bless you and your friend here." Here, she pointed to Yui. "She said her friends were helping my daughter look for me." she bowed to Naruto and Lala.
“It’s fine miss…”
"Kagome, my name is Kagome. I was showing Rin-chan some of the artwork they have today before we went out for ice cream. I turned around for a minute, and I when I looked back I couldn't find her anywhere. Your friend here found me at the reception desk and said she'd bring me to you." Kagome bowed again. "Thank you so very much for looking after my daughter. Who knows what could have happened to my little girl if you three hadn't found her."
Naruto scratched the back of his head with a large smile on his face as he waved her praise off. "No worries, I'm just glad we could help. Besides, I can't stand to see such a cute girl crying like that."
Kagome favored the boy with a smile as she looked over him and the pinkette he was standing next to. "I'm just glad you and your girlfriend found her. Say thank you, Rin-chan."
Rin smiled and waved to Naruto. "Thank you, Onii-chan! You too Onee-chans!" Naruto, Lala, and Yui waved goodbye to the girl and her mother as Kagome took her daughter away, holding her close as they left.
"That was thoughtful of you, Naruto-kun, you certainly handled that situation well." Yui commented. "I hadn't realized you were so good with kids. The way you get that girl to stop crying and tell you what was wrong was something I wouldn't have expected someone our age to know how to do."
"Meh, it's a gift," Naruto said with a shrug of his shoulders. "I've always been pretty talented at dealing with children. Honestly, I think it's the whiskers." Shaking his head as he remembered several particular incidents of little kids trying to touch his whiskers marks, the blond swiftly changed the subject. "Speaking of kids, I remember her saying something about ice cream. Would you two like to go get some ice cream?"
The two looked surprised for a second, before they both gave a nod of assent. Just then, however, Trace-kun managed to break free of Lala's hold and jumped into Yui's rather large bosom.
“Mmnn, smells nice~”
"KYA!" Yui shrieked as she struggled to pull the metal dog from her cleavage. "Get this shameless... thing off me!"
"Er, hold on a sec, I'll get it off," Naruto said. He reached out and grabbed Trace-kun's head and began to pull, however, it seemed the mechanical canine did not want to lose such a nice smell. Thus it bit into Yui's blouse like any normal dog would do when it wants to keep a hold of something.
"Oh, come on..." Naruto growled as he pulled a little harder.
"Careful!" Yui warned as she realized just how tight a grip the robot dog had on her blouse. It's teeth were pretty sharp, it seemed. Naruto tried to carefully remove the dog, but it refused to be nice and as a result gave a sharp tug on Yui's blouse in an attempt to bring her close. All this did, however, was rip open Yui's blouse and expose her bra clad chest to Naruto, who blinked in surprise, as did Yui. One microsecond later she covered her chest with both arms and crouched down to hide her shame.
"Ahh, sorry Yui-chan, Trace-kun can get really attached to smells he likes. I think we'll need to return to the clothing store, hehe~" Lala looked a little sad that her invention hadn't helped much in finding Rin's mother and was now causing trouble for her friend.
"Here, wear this for now." Naruto took of his jacket, draped it over Yui's shoulder and zipped it up to cover her chest. He held out her hand, and after a second Yui took it, allowing herself to be pulled up by the blond male. "C'mon, we'll get you a new blouse before we get some ice cream."
Yui gave a nod and Naruto turned to his downtrodden fiancé.
"And don't worry too much, Lala, Trace-kun may not have found Rin-chan's mother, but it made the girl smile a lot, and that's something that can't be underestimated. Anyways, let's head back and get Yui something new to wear."
Lala nodded, beaming as she followed Naruto, content in the knowledge that he didn't think badly of her for her invention. The small group headed back to the clothing store to get Yui outfitted with new clothes that Naruto paid for, before heading back to get some ice cream. Coincadentally, it turned out that both Rito and Haruna were there, meaning that at the end of the day, Naruto managed to get some nice blackmail materials for Mikan to use later.
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Yui arrived home later that day. While it had not been quite what she had in mind, and some rather shameless acts had happened to her, Yui could not claim the day was a total bust. It had been rather nice to be able to spend time with Naruto outside of school, he had been just as she thought he would be; kind, caring, nice, and a complete gentlemen. As she closed the door behind her and made to take off her shoes, Yui's inner thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a familiar voice.
"I'm pleased to see your back, Yui." Looking up, Yui found her father standing a few feet from her, looking down with a smile. "Did everything go well?"
"Yes," Yui replied with a nod as she finished taking off her shoes.
As she stood up, her father noticed that she was wearing an extra piece of clothing. A jacket.
A male jacket.
"Yui," her father started, "where did you get that jacket?"
The girl blushed as she looked down at her feet, her hands lightly gripping the sides of the jacket. "My clothes ended up getting ripped," she replied in a murmur that her father just barely heard. "Naruto offered to let me wear his jacket."
Yui's father nodded. "That's very kind of him. You know, you really should bring him over so we can meet him. Yuu's met him and seems to like him well enough. He says Naruto would be a good match for you." Far from helping settle Yui's boiling emotions, these words only seemed to make the girl go redder.
"Otou-san! Onii-chan just says that to tease me, I don't want to date Naruto-kun, he's just a friend!" She denied, waving her arms up and down in big, gesticulating hand motions as if to emphasis her embarrassment. Her father just smiled as her mother came through as well.
"Nice jacket Yui, did Yuu lend it you?" her mother asked. Yui opened her mouth to speak, but her father cut her off before the girl could say anything.
"Actually it seems Naruto gave it to her when she had a wardrobe malfunction." Yui's mother put her hand on her cheek and gave a smile that sent shivers down Yui's spine.
"Really? Oh, Yui, you absolutely must bring your boyfriend over for dinner sometime, he sounds like such a nice young man. Are you worried that we'll embarrass you with your baby pictures or you stuffed cat collection?"
By this point, Yui's face had become lobster red. It looked almost like an oven, especially when steam began pouring out of her ears. If someone were to put an egg on her head, there was no doubt in anyone's mind that it would be fried within seconds.
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Yui shouted, her tsundere protocols reaching unprecedented levels. "WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! AND BESIDES HE HAS A... a... fiancé." She ended, her voice much quieter then when she started. Yui looked at her parents for a second, a range of emotions flashing in her eyes, before turning away in a huff, heading up stairs and slamming her door. Her mother and father looked at each other before letting out a small giggle.
"We may have gotten a little carried away with that." Yui's dad rubbed the back of his head as the mother poured some cups of coffee.
"Perhaps, but Yui has to learn to be honest with her feelings. We're doing this so she can confront this Naruto boy before it's too late. She shouldn't lose to her rival, even if she doesn't exactly see it that way." Yui's mother sat down after handing the cup to her husband. The two had talked with Yuu and agreed to slightly nudge Yui in her quest to confess her feelings to Naruto.
They wanted their daughter to be happy, and the amount of teasing they got in was amazing. Being parents to a teenage girl could have its good moments that would become treasured memories later on in life.
"I know, I just hope she can put her pride to one side and accept Naruto. From what we hear, he seems perfect for her, especially since he has that cute fox pet of his and those whisker marks on his face that Yui keeps drooling about. He'd be like a big tom cat for her." Both giggled, knowing of Yui's love for all things feline, along with her regular made trips to the pet store to look at them. They believed that one incident involving a cat was the real reason that Yui liked Naruto, but that was still debatable in the house.
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Kurama looked up from his position on the couch as the door to the house opened. He watched as Lala walked in, humming to herself with a large smile on her face as she went up the stairs. A few seconds later, Naruto walked in.
"Yo, Naruto," Kurama said, waving his tail in a lazy greeting. "You look like you had a good time. Something fun happen with Lala while you two were out? That smile she had suggested something good went on between the two of you."
Naruto rolled his eyes a bit, but didn't comment on his friends perverted nature. Instead he opted to respond with, 'It was pretty nice, I took her to see the memorial tablet in the museum. I'm surprised it took them so long to find that thing, the cavern I hid it in honestly wasn't that difficult to find... and I don't think I had any traps in that one.'
Naruto had hidden a fair few of his times artifacts all over Japan, keeping track of when they were found. To his knowledge, about 15% of the things he had hidden had been discovered so far.
"Perhaps, but people usually only tend to find things when they're right in front of their eyes. You may not have thought the hiding places were that good, but your standards of a good hiding place are far and above those of the people around today. Humans of this day and age are a fairly lazy bunch for the most part."
Naruto couldn't help but nod in agreement. He went over to the couch and sat down next to Kurama, who perked up as soon as the blond was near him and began to sniff at Naruto's clothing.
Soon enough, an oh so familiar grin appeared on the kitsune's vulpine features. "You were with that busty black-haired girl, Kotegawa, I think her name was, weren't you?" The fox's grin widened as Naruto scowled. "Did you finally take the plunge and have a hot threesome?"
Naruto's right eye twitched as he scoffed at the fox. 'Of course not, and you would realize that if you had taken the time to get out of your pervy little fantasies and notice that our clothing wasn't ruffled when we came in.'
'Bah!' Kyuubi grumbled. "How boring, so just what did you do?"
Naruto shrugged. 'We met up at that clothing store, um, can't remember what it's called. Anyways, it turns out that Yui-chan is familiar with our tale, so we decided to all go together.' A smile made its way to his face. 'It was pretty funny to see the expressions on their face when they read a couple of the names on the tablet. We also ended up helping out a lost girl find her mother, although, Lala's invention seems to have a fixation on the smell of a women's bosom and ended up tearing Yui-chan's blouse when I tried to separate it. As a result, I had to lend her my jacket.' At the end of the blonds tale, Kurama wasn't sure whether to laugh at hearing how the girl with tsundere tendancies had herself exposed, or drool at the thought of such a fine piece of tail being exposed.
He decided to go with none of those and simply lament his lost opportunity at seeing such a busty woman's breasts.
"That sounds loads more exciting than what I did," Kurama said. "I just stayed home watching TV; those reality shows don't seem to be getting any better. In fact, I think they're getting worse. The only thing good on are the car shows... and some of the crime dramas. That and anime." Yes, Kurama had grown rather fond of watching and comparing the new television shows with the old ones. Hey, when you're a several thousand year old fox with nothing but time on your hands, you've got to find a hobby somehow.
'You and your anime,' the blond stifled a chuckle. Some of the things he had seen on anime channels were ridiculous. Honestly, who could ever believe that there was an entire army of Shinigami out there that fought dead masked creatures to keep them from preying on the living?
In an alternate dimension in a town called Karakura, an orange-haired substitute Shinigami sneezed.
'So, what's grabbed your attention the most now a days?'
The fox tilted his head back and forth in thought, during which time Lala came into the room, sat down on the couch, and lifted the ancient kitsune, placing him in her lap and beginning to scratch behind his ears.
"Code Geass, I admit I'm not a fan of the Sharinga, but it's interesting to watch someone with powers similar to those monkey eyes. I can already see things beginning to go badly for him... and... and... ahhh... yes, that's right, right behind the ear... haaa, that feels so good." Kurama soon entered the land of bliss as Lala continued scratching behind his ear, dead to the entire world.
"Sorry for not taking you with us, Kurama-kun. I guess we forgot to take you with us today, please forgive me." Kurama gave a yip as he pressed his head into Lala's hand, accepting her apology, even if it wasn't needed in his perspective. Not that he was going to tell her to stop any time soon.
"I feel the love. If only I could fell the boobs-wait there they are."
Naruto shook his head as he stood up, making his way into the kitchen where he would begin preparing dinner.
As he began cooking, he absently wondered if it was his fate to have perverts surrounding him.
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As the sun shone overhead, Lala and Naruto could be seen walking to school. Lala was carrying Kurama, rubbing his stomach as the old fox lavished in the attention being given to him. Naruto had grown used to this by now, and didn't even bother shaking his head at the sight. It wouldn't have mattered anyways, because in that moment he caught sight of something else.
To be more specific, someone else.
It was a girl around Lala's age, she was rather attractive too; with a body type that was similar to Lala's, if a little less busty. The girl had light green hair that was long and wavy, and featured a hoge atop her head. Along with this odd color of hair, the girl had a pair of hot pink eyes the likes of which Naruto had never seen before.
The entire sight became all kinds of weird when Naruto noticed that she was wearing the male school uniform for his high school.
Shaking his head, Naruto offered the girl a wave to be friendly. She noticed, her eyes tracking him, before a smile came to her face and she held up a hand that was covered in clothing too big for her to return the gesture.
'She must be a transfer student if she's wearing our uniform,' Naruto thought to himself. 'Although, I don't think I've ever met a girl who liked wearing the male uniform. Maybe she just likes being one of the guys, or something. Still pretty cute though.'
Naruto stopped paying attention to the girl as they rounded a corner where they soon met up with their friends. As usual, Naruto delivered his standard greeting to Saruyama, this time being a very strong finger flick to the head. Yui told him she would bring his jacket tomorrow, only for Naruto to tell her not to worry.
The action, of course, had caused Yui to stutter about how people might think she was shameless of having his clothes, which caused Saruyama to make another comment. Or try to, he didn't get very far in speaking before Naruto smashed his fist into the boys head. Soon enough, the group entered the hallways and went to their respective classes.
Back outside someone was looking at the gates.
"Seinan private senior high school," the person said, looking at the sign. "She is here. Lala Satalin Deviluke."
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"Ehh? You went to see that tablet they just got at the museum? Is it true that it has some of the names that the Rikudo-Sennin book has, Lala-chi?" asked Risa as soon as the girl finished telling the perverted girl about her weekend.

"Uh huh, it was really cool to see all those names. Plus, Yui, Naruto-kun and I got to go out for ice cream where we met up with Rito and Haruna." At the sound of the last two names, Risa turned around and grinned at Haruna.
"So you ended up meeting with your boyfriend after all. I'm so proud of you, Haruna!" Before anyone could say anything or even blink, Risa was behind Haruna, her hands squeezing and groping the purplette's breasts.
"Kya! R-Risa, what are you doing!"
"Oh you grow up so fast," Risa sniffed as she continued her actions. "Just like these beauties!"
"S-Stop it! Ahn! R-Risa!" Haruna complained.
"Mou, you're no fun, Haruna," Risa said, though she did stop.
A second later, a smile made its way to her face.
"But that's fine, I've got someone else I can feel up!" With speed that impressed everyone there – except for a certain blond shinobi and an ancient perverted fox – Risa rushed towards Naruto with a pounce of epic proportions.
Naruto merely leaned back in his chair, letting the blur that was Risa fly over his desk to tackle Saruyama who was sitting behind him.
"Still not going to happen, Risa-chan," the blond drolled out as Risa gave him a pout. "Go back to teasing the newlyweds or hugging Kurama."
"Poo. Kurama-kun, I need some love since Naruto-kun's being stingy."
Said fox was all too happy to jump into the girls tits – er, arms.
Risa held the fox to her bosom and stroked his head. "Only you will get these wonderful hugs until Naruto-kun sees the light and embraces his youth." At those words, Naruto and Kurama felt a small shudder. Kurama was quick to stuff his snot into the heavenly embrace that was Risa's tits in order to snuff out the mental image of green beasts and waves with crashing sunsets.
It seems the powers of youth still exist to haunt them.
"Naruto, how did you manage to get Kurama-kun into the school without the teachers complaining?" asked Haruna, suddenly feeling curious.
Naruto sighed as he let his head fall onto the desk. "Lala asked the principle, he agreed before she even finished her question. The teacher's know it's fine, and Mikado-sensei has voiched for him being free of any possible diseases that might spread." At the end of his explanation, she, along with everyone else in the room gained a collective sweat drop. Was there anything that man would say no to if a pretty girl asked him?
Probably not.
"Huh, I almost want to thank him… almost. Still, having Kurama-kun makes any day brighter for me. Naruto-kun denies me my muscles." Risa pouted at Naruto, returned her look with a deadpanned stare.
“I have your lunch.” The pout disappeared as Risa accepted the bento.
“~Thank you~, Kurama-kun, hugs and good food.” Kurama yipped at Risa, licking her cheek as she nuzzled his face.
Don't give him too much, I don't want him getting too fat and lazy." Kurama glared at Naruto for his comment. His constant treats from Mikado, Risa, Lala and the others had added a little weight, even with his nightly training.
"I'm not fat, you brat! That's all muscle!" Kurama shouted in Naruto's head. Just like an Akamichi, he hated being called fat. And it wasn't like it was his fault all these lovely women kept giving him treats. He could only offer so much resistance. It was the curse of being so perverted.
'Prove it the next time we have a proper spar with each other... Kurama-kun,' Naruto said the last part in a higher tone, like how the girls called his name.
“I’m cute, and only the pretty girls can call me like that. I don’t swing that way so don’t try it with me.” Naruto’s eye twitched at Kurama’s reversal on him. The score would need to be updated soon.
'Touché,' Naruto said as the teacher at the front cleared his throat, making the class look forward at him.
"Alright everyone, please take their seats, I have a small announcement." Everyone blinked, even Naruto who didn't normally care about what the teacher said.
"Class, it seems that we have another new transfer student to add." He told them with whisper breaking out in class.
"Huh, another? I thought Lala-chan would be the only transfer student, especially with a fair bit of the year gone already." Mio commented out loud, with Risa nodding behind her, still holding Kurama and petting his head.
The door slid open and a young man walked into the room. The boy had black 'and' white hair, black around the bottom and white on top, two ahoge sticking out the top. He also had pink eyes like the girl that morning, Naruto noticed.
"This is Ren Elsie Jewelria-kun. Everyone be nice to him."
"KYA! A BISHY!"
That was the cry of many of the girls in class who were pleased to see yet another perfect male specimen within their classroom. Many of them were already plotting ways to make him theirs, as Naruto seemed to not only be off the list of eligible men, but also already had himself surrounded by several beautiful girls.
However, before they could even complete their thoughts, Ren was in front of Lala, on one knee, holding the pinkette's hand as a look of pure love radiated from his eyes.
"I have finally found you, Lala-chan... my bride."
"EEHHH!"
Was the obvious response of confusion from everyone in the class. Wasn't Lala supposed to be Naruto's bride? She had made it quite clear to all of them that she was getting married to Naruto. That the blond hunk had actually confirmed this only made the whole announcement iron clad.
So who was this boy and what did he mean to Lala?
Ren was completely oblivious to the whisperings and mutterings around him as he gazed into the emerald gems that belonged to his love. "My dear... I recognized you at first sight. The way you shine cannot be hidden even in a b-ERGH!"
The boys rant was cut off as Ren felt something smack him the head, knocking him onto his ass.
"Oi, pretty boy, save the sonnet for English class," Naruto said in a droll voice. While he sounded bored, his mind was already coming up with the theory that this boy was probably another suitor trying for Lala's hand in marriage. Admittedly, this was the first one to try this approach so he couldn't just kick his ass like he usually would
"Itetete," the boy groaned as he held his head. After shaking it several times, he placed his hands on the ground, and pushed himself to his feet.
"What in the world hit me? Well whatever it was it doesn't matter because 'I am a man'." Ren proclaimed to himself. The fact that he struck a ridiculous pose with his chest puffed out and his hands on his hips while proclaiming his statement, only made the whole thing that much more ridiculous.
Apparently he had completely ignored Naruto, who sweat dropped at the sight.
Less than a second later Ren turned back to Lala. "Ah, to finally meet you again after so long and coming all this way to see you again. Please, Lala-chan, share this joy with me!"
Lala looked at the boy for several seconds, blinking, before she asked. "Who are you?" The smile on the boy's face dropped like a ton of bricks and he felt as if said bricks had been dropped on top of him.
"Oh, Lala-chan, has the years apart and being in this place made you forget the time we shared together and the promises we made? Has being tricked into an engagement disrupted your memories of the precious moments we've had?" Naruto had begun rubbing his temples as he listened to the boy's diatribe. His voice was already grating on the blond's nerves with his over the top lines.
Saruyama may not be the only one getting hit in the mornings if this guy was staying.
"Hey new guy, how do you know Lala-chi?" Risa asked the boy, curious. She blinked a second later when she heard snickering and looked down to see Kurama, who seemed to have gone into a fit of... giggles?
'I didn't know foxes could laugh,' Risa thought in shock, before another one claimed her attention. 'I wonder what he finds so funny?'
'Self-conscious of his masculinity, stubborn to a fault, likely has some issues that need to be worked out,' Kurama snickered as he looked at the boy. 'I can already tell, this kid's going to be a riot.'
"Yes, let me tell you about the intimate relationship that Lala-chan and I once had. Just look at this!" Ren pulled out a small framed photograph. In it there was a young Lala and a young Ren, only Ren appeared to be in a girl's dress and Lala was affixing bows to his hair. He handed it to Lala and Naruto leaned over to look at it, Risa and Mio coming to look over his shoulders.
"Ah it's me, when I was little." Lala said surprised. She still didn't remember this boy, but if he had a picture of them together then they must have known each other. She absently wondered why he was wearing a dress...
"That makes the other one you… why are you in a dress? And why does it suit you so well?" as Naruto, Risa and Mio nodding at his words as they thought Ren looked very cute in the picture.
"Ah, I remember now! You're cry-baby Ren-chan!" Naruto stifled a laugh at hearing the name, it took all of his considerable will power not to break down in tears of mirth. His friends on the other hand had no such problems, and let out great guffaws that shook the windows.
"Thank you for remembering me, Lala-chan." Again he ignored everything but Lala it seemed. "Yes… Lala-chan teased me and dressed me up, saying I look like a girl. She experimented her inventions on me almost every day… Lala-chan was really a naught little angel."
"But Lala-chan promised to marry me if I became manly. And I am finally a man. I sped from my home to find her and take her hand in marriage as we promised." Ren hugged the picture to his chest, obviously cherishing the memories of when Lala made the promise, forgetting how she had not been really paying too much attention to him.
"Hmm…did I really say such a thing?" Lala asked herself as she tilted her head in obvious thought. "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."
“Now do you all see the dee-ARGH” Ren was once more hit in the head by a piece of eraser.
"Ren, you should really take your seat so we can get on with class. You can talk to her once the lesson is over," Naruto said, taking out his textbook for math and flipping it open to the correct page.
Not that he had any need to learn math.
"Oww, what on earth is hitting me?" Ren questioned, looking around as he seemed to finally take his attention off of Lala. He then noticed the blond with the math book out and point an accusing finger at him. "Hey! You're the one who tricked Lala, Uzumaki Nar-BLEH!" Naruto hoped the third time was the charm for shutting Ren up.
"Take your seat." Naruto released a subtle amount of killing intent on the boy; the quicker the lesson went, the easier it would be to figure out how to deal with the new annoyance.
"Man, Ren doesn't seem to like Naruto-kun very much," Mio commented. "And he really seems to be getting on his nerves. I don't think I've ever seen Naruto-kun hit someone who was not actually being perverted."
"Better him than me." Saruyama spoke loudly, thinking kami had sent someone who may get targeted instead of him and let him be his natural teenage self.
He was soon hit with an eraser for good measure.
XBreakX
The rest of the morning went with Ren trying to challenge Naruto in some way… and failing at every attempt, be it answering questions in class, trying to outrun him in gym and even boring to the bathroom faster than him. Naruto was surpassing the urge to outright murder the boy, a fact Kurama was laughing his ass of about.
Eventually, lunch came and Naruto created a clone and left it to go to the classroom for lunch, while he himself went to the roof to calm down and collect his thoughts on this new development. However, he wasn't alone for long as he was soon joined by Mikado after a few minutes.
"Naruto-kun, you're up here on your own. Any reason why you're not hanging out with your new friend?" Naruto's eye twitched at hearing her question, she always seemed to know when it came to events involving him, he'd swear she had him bugged or something.
"Funny." He replied, sarcasm evident in his tone. His words did nothing more than make Mikado giggle at him, before he rested his hand on his cheek and looked over the side of the rails. "And he's not my friend, at best he's an annoyance which is most likely going to be staying. I don't know about you, but I don't want to spend the next few months literally having a pissing contest with that boy." And Naruto meant that quite literally, what with Ren making such a big deal out of how fast he could take a leak.
"Really, how fun." Cue deadpanned expression from Naruto. "Come on, what's got you down? You usually take this stuff in stride and manage to have fun with the boys and girls giving you unwanted attention?" She walked over to stand next to him and leaned her back against the rails, whilst pushing her rack up a little, hoping to catch his eye.
"It's different this time. Ren knows Lala, and while she probably doesn't mind having an old friend around, him challenging me just annoys me more. Kid's too stubborn to see that Lala didn't take her offer seriously. Not to mention how I sometimes get visits from people claiming that they're going to marry Lala. Apparently, where she is from people from all over want to marry her to gain some political power or whatever." It was times like these Naruto was tempted to smoke, usually he'd eat some comfort ramen but didn't stock any on his person when at school, too many witnesses to see him unseal the holy dish of noodles.
"So you don't just prank him because he's Lala's friend, that's good of you. But it sounds like you have it tough, want a kiss so you can feel better?" the innocent voice, batted eyelashes and the fact she was hugging him from behind now would have earned a reaction...
That is, if she wasn't hugging a dummy skeleton from biology class.
"Just how do you manage to do that?" she asked Naruto, who was now on the other side of the roof. She really wished he wouldn't do that, it spoiled her attempts to make him flush.
"Do what?"
Yeah, Mikado really disliked his foiling of her hugs; how he managed to replace himself in an instant was still a mystery, but she had been recording his behaviour and checking his records to see if she could understand him better.
"I'm going to get you one of these days, Naruto-kun. I promise you that." She crossed her arms with a playful expression on her face.
"Keep trying Mikado-sensei." Naruto now had a small smirk on his face as he looked at the woman. While he would never admit it to anyone, not even Kurama. Ok, especially not Kurama. He rather enjoyed the friendly banter he had with the buxom nurse. It was... fun, having someone who could be both mature and flirty to talk to.
His thoughts on his relationship with the school nurse left him as he rushed in front of Mikado and unsealed a couple kunai that he kept sealing in each hand. A flash caught his eyes and Naruto's kunai slashed out, deflecting a pair of throwing knives.
"Mikado… get back." Naruto said, his usual playful voice gone. In it's place was a serious tone that Mikado had never heard from the blond before, it was deadly, cool as a glacier and sharp enough to cut steel. That tone made her shiver... in more ways than one.
"Naruto… are these some of the people that want Lala's hand in marriage?" Mikado asked, feeling a little tense as three people dropped from the sky, all dressed in black skin tight gear, all three apparently female based on their figures. One thing Mikado noticed, even though they were partially hidden by the trios long raven tresses, were the point elven ears.
"Uzumaki Naruto, our prince wishes to wed the Princess of Deviluke and you are standing in his way. Please die quickly," one of them spoke, the one in the middle who Naruto guessed was their leader.
As if noticing her presence for the first time, that same girl's eyes turned to Mikado. "Ryoko Mikado, you have been on the run for some time. Who would have believed you'd end up on a backwater planet like this, your skills will be well received by the prince." Mikado withheld a flinch, or at least tried, Naruto noticed it easily enough.
"Seems like I'm not the only one with secrets," Naruto commented, not taking his eyes off the three who dropped in on him. "And you three, stay away from my friend. I'm only going to offer this once, as I prefer not to hurt people who are only following their leaders orders." Seeing how Mikado was now possibly an alien, he knew he could show a little of his true skill. He created three clones and had them surround Mikado in a defensive formation.
(Play Melty Blood – Shiki theme)
"I had really hoped that you people would keep your assassination attempts outside of my school," Naruto commented with a frown. "But I guess that was just wishful thinking." With nothing left that needed to be said, Naruto disappeared faster than the human eye could blink. He reappeared behind the three assassins and delivered a sweeping kick that connected to two of the would-be killers. The third managed to dodge by flipping over the side and instead of falling, floated in the air.

"Nice try, Uzumaki. But you'll need to do a lot better then that to beat the three of us," the spokeswoman for the assassins said. "We are the Prince's personal guard, and as such are highly trained to help him attain his every need." Naruto blinked at this, his neutral mask soon turning into a grin as he began subtly releasing his killing intent on the three.
"Good for you, a shame that you yourselves can't seem to be something he wants. I mean, wanting to marry someone he doesn't even know when he has three beautiful girls like yourselves. What sort of fool is your prince?"
The response he got was expected and something he had prepared for, the guard charging right at Naruto with no thoughts other than to kill him, her knife in hand. Naruto leaned back from the incoming slash, letting the attack pass by with just a centimetre or two to spare. He then took a step back, letting his feet fall off the roof. Before Mikado could shout after him, the blond stopped, hovering in mid-air.
"Funny thing about air," he commented lightly. "There's so much moisture in it, more then most would think. Condense it enough and it can be stood on by those who know how." Naruto chuckled. "Why, it almost makes one look like they're walking on water."
The blond looked at the three guards – the two he had knocked down before were back up and hovering in thin air via the small jets on the soles of their shoes – and made a universal gesture that they easily understood.
"Ready when you three are."
The first guard came in hard and fast, swinging with her knife in a diagonal slash that would have bisected Naruto from the left shoulder to the right hip. However, the blond already had his kunai out to block. He parried the offending blow, then grabbed the arm that did it and used the momentum of her run to swing her around and throw her into the incoming guard. The two smacked against each other harshly, both of them falling to the roof and getting tangled together.
"You are quite skilled just as reported," the remaining guard stated, her narrowed eyes visible to the blond and letting him know she was trying to analyze him. "How can this be?"
She got an answer, but not the kind she expected.
A tap on her shoulder came from behind her, and she turned to see another copy of the blond male grinning at her.
"Training," he answered. "Which doesn't seem to do much for you if you have yet to land a hit on me. I must admit to being a bit disappointed about that after all your boasting. I'm almost worried about the prince now if you're his best."
Despite his taunt and the mocking tone he used, the three didn't comment, and instead began flying around the blond in a circle formation. Naruto watched as they images began moving faster and faster until they were just a blur. No doubt they were attempting to confuse him.
"Do not doubt our ability. Others have done so before and we emerged victrious in the end." Three voices sounded in unison. The blurs now were moving quite fast, even to Naruto's eyes. However, the blond didn't make an attempt at seeing them. Instead, he closed his eyes while standing in the air. Lifting his arms, he hung his kunai from their rings with his fingers.
(End Song)
"Bansho Ten'in." Two of the guards bodies jerked as they felt themselve pulled towards Naruto without any means to stop themselves. As they soared to him, the blond began going through a set of hand seals. "Using this is a little cheap, but I still have lessons this afternoon so I can't afford to waste time. Nehan Shōja no Jutsu." The two guards saw an illusion of white feathers falling, before they both fell unconscious. They fell to the ground, and would have hit were they not caught by their comrade.
"Walking on thin air, solid duplicates, control over gravity and from reports, you can control the elements and have the ability to elongate your nails into claws. What sort of alien are you, Uzumaki?" The remaining guard asked as Naruto dropped back down on the roof and opened his eyes, revealing royal purple orbs with a ripple pattern in them.
"A former soldier," the blond replied. "Now go back to your prince and tell him that Lala won't marry him. Try to get him yourselves, rather than have someone take him away." As Naruto spoke he dispelled the clones that were defending Mikado. "Please leave, you aren't doing this for money, I don't want to hurt you." The guard looked unsure for a second, before nodding and pressing a switch on her belt, activating a short range teleporter to her and her comrades back to their ship.
Once they were gone, Naruto turned to Mikado who had a look of curiosity on her face. "Ha... come by the house tonight, I'll explain a little about myself and now I was capable of what you saw then. However, I expect you to keep this a secret as I've decided not to erase your memory for the moment."
As Naruto turned on his heels and began to walk away, Mikado couldn't help but ask. "How come you're not going to erase my mind if it's what you usually do?"
Naruto paused mid-step and turned around, offering the woman a small smile.
"You're my friend," he said as if the answer was that simply. "I try not to do something that could potentially damage someone to my friends. Besides, I'm beginning to suspect that I can't hide this forever, and I think you have some things to tell me as well, Mikado-sensei. See you tonight." With his piece said, Naruto made his way through the door and down the stairs, giving a set of mental orders for the clone he left to head for the restroom so he could switch with it.
'Kurama's going to love this, I can already tell.'
Yeah, his friend would definitely love the fact that Mikado was going to learn a little about him, and he'd probably get to talk to her in the house.
'I'm never going to hear the end of it from him.'
XChapter EndX
Beta by Pokemaster12
Well there you have it, Mikado is going to be brought into Naruto’s inner circle like Lala and Zastin for a little more information. This is mainly so Mikado can tease Naruto more in and out of school.
Next chapter will cover Mikado’s debriefing and a little more of Ren being Ren, alongside the proper into of Run. And I am most likely bringing in Yami since I love her, you love her, hell we all love her.
Until next time, Bye
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