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Ecchi no shachou	By : YamanashiOchinashiIminashi Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1694 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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Ecchi no shochou

PART FIVE: Bishonen no jutsu

Sasuke woke up early and left the Uchiha mansion. He hid himself behind the small ramen stand and watched as a nice looking ponytailed young man left the apartment building. He didn't take more than three strides before another young man with wild blond hair jumped on him and hung on his back whining.

"Irukaaaa, you were supposed to WAIT for me!"

"I did, but I don't want to be late. Get off of me!"

"Oh, Irukaaaaa, I thought you loved me!"

"I do love you and I would feel very bad if had to kill you for making me late for work…"

Sasuke gritted his teeth. He had enough. This Iruka guy was really handsome. He wasn't beautiful but Sasuke had to admit that there was something very attractive about the tanned man. His skin color was sexy and the scar on his face very intriguing. And Naruto obviously really loved the man. If Sasuke wanted the blond for himself he would have to try harder. A perfect plan started to form in his pretty head.

.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

Asuma looked at the younger man in front of him. How to convince someone like him to do something?

"We'll pay you extra!"

Shika didn't even open his eyes.

"Not interested."

"Shikamaru, please, at least think about it!"

"It's too troublesome."

"You don't know that!"

"Yes, I do! You came to me personally so it's something tricky. You need people that can be trusted. It means we have a leak. That kind of stuff is always very troublesome. I don't want to have anything to do with it."

Asuma scratched his beard and sighed. The smoke from his cigarette hanged in the air for a moment and Shika looked at it with a mild interest.

It looked like a cloud.

Ah… a cloud….

He liked to look at clouds. It was calming.

"Shika, we have nine people down there working on it since yesterday and they got nothing. You would…"

Shikamaru shook his head.

"You think too highly of me, sir…"

Asuma was getting desperate. He knew that Shika is better than others. He knew that this kid is able to do a lot of things but he won't because he's lazy! Shikamaru didn't like to stand out. He didn't care about his job, money or pride… But it didn't mean that he didn't care about anything. He cared for…

"If we don't find this bastard we may loose more than we thought. Do you really want all your friends to loose their jobs and let some very dangerous information leak to Orochimaru?"

That got the ponytailed man attention.

"Orochimaru?"

Asuma held back a smirk.

"Yes. We're almost sure that he's behind the whole thing."

Shikamaru followed with his eyes another cloud of cigarette smoke.

"He's a sick bastard…"

Asuma nodded. "Yes, he is."

"And I don't want anyone to loose their jobs."

Asuma smirked this time.

"I hoped you wouldn't."

Shikamaru closed his eyes again and shook his head.

"You didn't hope. You knew. When do I start?"

"Now. Come with me."

.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

The morning was nice. Iruka went to his office and started to do his everyday duties. Kakashi didn't have to be anywhere before the lunchtime so Iruka let him sleep a bit longer. Raidou was supposed to wake him up and bring him to some restaurant for a meeting with Chinese investors.

Iruka really appreciated the time he had for himself this morning. He didn't want to see his boss just yet. Last evening was great. Iruka had a wonderful time talking with Kakashi, looking at him and just simply spending time with him. He would love to have another evening like that but he knew he couldn't. He had no idea why Kakashi had decided to spend the last evening with him but he was really dying to know! It was a bit unreal. He wasn't the kind of person to hang out with people like Kakashi in his free time but the last night he had fun – there was no denying this. Kakashi was nice and he wasn't teasing Iruka too much. He was funny and he seemed interested in Iruka's personal life. Iruka appreciated that his boss was making an effort to get to know his new assistant more, but he couldn't help but think about those last moments of their meeting. Kakashi kissed his hand and Iruka couldn't stop thinking about that no matter how hard he tried.

Apparently Kakashi was just an asshole. He was supposed to meet someone for the evening but apparently the person didn't show up and Iruka was there to fill the gap. Then Kakashi used the time they got to get to know something more about his employee. When he had finally got bored he turned back to his usual teasing manner. That's why he joked about this dinner being a date and that's why he had kissed Iruka. It was obvious and Iruka had no delusions about his intentions or motives. Actually Iruka was pleasantly surprised. For example, he was really afraid to tell his boss about his sexual preferences and when he had no choice but tell him (he would never lie about that) he was expecting some harsh reaction. All he got was an impatient look like the fact that he preferred man was of no importance or… like Kakashi would've already expecting that.

DID Kakashi actually expect Iruka to be gay? Iruka's fist hit the desk. Was he maybe making fun of Iruka? And was it really THAT obvious that he was gay? Now, wait a minute! … Was it because of his hair?

"Iruka, are you all right?" A silver head appeared at the door. Iruka shot the glare in Kakashi's direction and scowled at the cheerful face of his boss.

"I'm perfectly FINE!"

"Are you sure? I could swear that I've heard some noise…"

Kakashi entered Iruka's office with a pleasant smile on his handsome face – one hand in his pocket, the other one suspiciously hidden behind his back.

"I'm fine, Hatake-san, can I help you?"

"Hatake-san? Iruka, darling, have you forgotten?"

Something flared in Iruka's eyes. Was Kakashi making fun of him AGAIN? Was it because of the fact that he had admitted that he's gay? That's just mean! Iruka wasn't ashamed of his preferences but he would NOT let anyone to make fun of him. Not even his super sexy bastard of a boss!

"Have I forgotten what, sir?"

"Ruuuuuka… you said that you would call me by my first name!"

Iruka turned his eyes to the computer screen.

"No, I didn't. You asked me to, but I've never agreed to that. I can't call you by your first name. You are my boss. It would be totally unprofessional and improper."

When Kakashi had woken up this morning the very first thought in his head was Iruka. He was dreaming of Iruka all night and it was… good. VERY good! Yea, dreaming of Iruka was good but it was nothing like seeing him in real. He couldn't wait to see his dolphin as soon as possible after their first official date, so what was going on now?

"Ruka, what are you talking about? Do you REALLY care about what is or isn't proper?"

Iruka's Temper Meter jumped!

"What the hell are you trying to say, huh? What was that supposed to mean?"

At this point Kakashi was seriously confused.

"….ummm…. nothing?..."

Iruka was pissed. What was that bastard trying to say? That his preferences are NOT proper?

"Don't try to lie now! You think I'm an idiot? If you have something to say to me then just say it already!"

Iruka wasn't just angry. He was disappointed. The day before he was impressed by Kakashi's maturity and understanding and now it was all gone. His boss was trying to pick on him. He was obviously making fun of the fact that Iruka was gay – plain and simple. What next? Would he ask Iruka to wear a pink tie? No, Iruka wouldn't let ANYONE to make fun of his choices or his lifestyle, not even HIM.

"Iruka, I was just trying to say that I don't care what other people think and you shouldn't think about it too. All I'm saying is that you can call me whatever you like no matter what…"

"WHATEVER I like? How about: a BASTRD WHO IS MAKING FUN OF HIS EPLOYEE?"

"I wasn't making fun of anyone… I really didn't want to make you angry this time, I swear! Here!"

Kakashi put forward his left hand which was previously hidden behind his back. Iruka stared in disbelieve at the bunch of white roses.

So… not a pink tie but flowers instead! It was even worse! Iruka was about to break down to tears or yelling. What happened to his peaceful morning? It was supposed to be nice and PEACEFUL and Kakashi-free. Kakashi shouldn't even be there!

Iruka's eyes winded immediately.

"Hatake-san… Why are you here?"

Kakashi seemed suddenly genuinely interested in the flowers in his hands (Yes, Iruka did not take them from Kakashi.) as he mumbled.

"I told you already, I heard the noise and my heart almost stopped in my chest while I thought that something terrible had happened to my dear assistant and…"

"You should be having lunch with Chinese investors! Why are you here? And where are they?"

Kakashi sighed. It was different from the way he had planned it. According to 'Icha Icha Tactics' Iruka was suppose to be happy when Kakashi had given him the flowers and then he was suppose to kiss Kakashi senseless and then they were suppose rip their clothes off of each other and have hot gay sex on Iruka's desk…

…or at least have a lunch together in the cafeteria…

But this… This was all wrong… very wrong. Iruka was angry and he didn't take the flowers and they were both still completely dressed… just wrong.

"Hatake-san, I asked you a question!"

Oh, and now the teacher voice! Was Iruka teasing him on purpose? He was turning him on just to ask those very UNWANTED questions about…

"Chinese investors, Hatake-san, where are they? Did you even meet them?"

Kakashi still looked busy with the flowers.

"Not exactly… Do you like the flowers I bought for you?"

Iruka took the phone and dialed Raidou's number.

"He won't answer to your call."

Iruka waited for the bodyguard to answer but after a minute he closed his phone.

"Why?"

"Because he's at the meeting with our Chinese investors."

"WHAT? Why? Why is he there and you are HERE?"

"I couldn't go."

Kakashi gave Iruka his best disarming smile.

Iruka glared.

"Why?"

Kakashi's smile stayed intact.

"Because I had something important to do."

"Like WHAT?"

"I had to go to a flower shop."

Iruka just rubbed his temples. The throbbing feeling in his head was unnerving. What should he do now? He wanted to kill Raidou! Why Raidou? Why not Kakashi? He knew that Namiyashi probably had no other option than to follow his boss' orders. He just realized that he didn't care. He just felt the need to push Kakashi's blame on someone else. This was crazy! He was loosing his mind for a puppy eyes and the stupidest eye-crinkled smile.

Kakashi hoped that Iruka would stop asking those difficult questions. He didn't want to lie to his dolphin and he didn't want to make him worry. He didn't lie so far. After all, after his meeting with Asuma and his 'team 10' (Asuma called them 'team 10' because since Shika joined there were ten people in the group) he really DID ask Genma to take him to the flower shop. He knew that Iruka wouldn't be happy about this whole 'lunch affair' so he went to buy roses to… apologize.

Kakashi knew that Iruka was not as easy as the characters from his books. He knew that the flowers will not impress him. But he also knew that everybody likes to get flowers and that Iruka would be secretly happy to get them. He also knew that this impossibly honest and (mostly) polite man will surely melt in his arms hearing a sincere apology!

"I'm sorry for missing the meeting, Iruka, but Raidou knows what to tell them. Let me take you out for lunch… as an apology!"

And now he would maybe get a date from this whole thing…?

.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.

"Hey, Naruto-kun!"

"What do you want, Sai?"

Naruto didn't even look up from under the hood of red 240sx. He was bent over the car's engine and his dirty jeans hung low on his hips showing… no rim of boxers. Sai licked his lips and fixed his hair. He took a deep breath and asked…

"Naruto-kun… do you go commando?"

It wasn't what he was planning to ask. He had two tickets for one really cool (or so he had heard) movie and he was going to FINALLY ask Naruto out, but NO, he had to ask this stupid fucking question instead. *&%#$!

In Naruto's eyes Sai was just some socially inept and pretty creepy guy whose the only reason to live was embarrassing Naruto. It was partially true but Sai's weird behavior around Naruto was actually caused mostly by Naruto himself. The blond guy always made him hard as a rock and totally brainless.

So… Naruto did look up from his work.

"SAI! Stop looking at my butt, you FUCKING PERVERT!"

"I… I didn't…! I…"

Suddenly the sound of the six-cylinder engine caught their attention. Memories of the race from the night before went through Naruto's head but he shoved them to the back of his mind and walked to the door.

There with his right side to Naruto stood the black skyline GT-R with a nasty (but familiar) scratch on the right back fender. The engine stopped and Naruto felt a little nervous. It was definitely the car from yesterday, but why was he here? If the driver was going to blame Naruto for this scratch then the guy must be some total moron! Naruto was curious. He wondered silently what kind of person would step out of the car. And then the door of the car opened.

First thing he saw was a pale hand and a ¾ black sleeve. An elegant bracelet which adorned a thin wrist shined beautifully when the hand pushed the door open and then Naruto saw a leather clad leg and expensive looking shoe. Next there was a head with a mop of black hair that was shining in the sun with a color of a midnight sky. And then the whole Sasuke Uchiha stood there with a satisfied smirk dancing on his perfect lips. He knew he looked damn sexy. He spent four and a half hours to perfect his bishonen-image and the effect was astounding! He was wearing tight back leather trousers and a belt with the Uchiha symbol on the silver buckle. His top was a dark grey perfectly fitting shirt with a wide open neckline that was showing a nice part of his white hairless chest. A few silver chains hung loosely from his neck looking cool and fancy. The long black trench coat made of thin velvet complimented his lean figure and his blue-black sunglasses wonderfully matched with his carefully styled hair. In the background you could almost see the rain of sakura petals carried by the summer breeze.

Yes, he knew he looked hot and his blonde target was totally checking him out!

"Man, are you sure that the weather's good for a coat and leather trousers?"

Sasuke's smirk disappeared.

"Shut up, dobe."

"You shut up, teme! I was just worried! You could have a heat stroke!" The blond looked hot when he was angry. "Seriously, I'm dying here wearing just jeans!"

Somewhere beside Naruto Sai mumbled: "…and no underwear…"

This got Uchiha's attention. Sai seemed unaffected by Uchiha Death Glare.

"Omae! LEAVE!"

Sai only smiled at Sasuke.

"I heard that guys with small dicks always try to show off their cars as a compensation for…"

In his entire life Sasuke had never participated in a fist fight. There were always dozens of girls confessing their undying love for him and a dozens of jealous boyfriends of those girls but Sasuke was NEVER involved in a fight! Not even once! This time it was an instinct, an instant reaction. Something in his brain just reacted to the brunette's words about Naruto not wearing any underwear and his comment about Sasuke's manhood. It happened before he could even think.

Sasuke's fist was tingling slightly but it was surely incomparable with what Sai's bruised cheekbone was feeling at the moment. He looked at the boy sprawled on the ground and smirked. Then he looked at Naruto. He was expecting to see anger in those indigo eyes but all he could see was very poorly hidden amusement. Naruto was looking at Sai and desperately tried to hide a chuckle that became a wholehearted laughter in a matter of seconds. Sasuke raised an eyebrow looking at the blond that was holding his stomach laughing his ass off.

"Oh, fuck, Sai, you had it coming!" Naruto said wiping the tears from his eyes. "Damn, you should have seen your face! Ha, ha, ha…!"

Sasuke listened to Naruto's laughter and enjoyed it like a favorite song.

This scarred face looked even better when it was lit by such a happy expression. Sasuke definitely liked what he saw but he also missed blonde's attention.

"Oi, usuratonkachi! I want you to fix my car."

Naruto's laughter died down slowly and a pair of sky blue eyes still filled with amusement was fixed on Sasuke once again.

"You scratched such a beautiful Skyline, teme… If you can't even drive properly you don't deserve your car!"

"It wasn't my fault! Some DOBE got in my way!"

"Actually YOU are an idiot if you let someone to make you scratch your car."

Sasuke smirked at the answer.

"Does it mean that you won't fix it?"

Naruto didn't know what had got into him but he straightened up and walked closer to the Uchiha. They were facing each other, their noses a mere inch from each other, their breaths mixing between their almost touching mouths. Sasuke regretted that he was wearing those stupid sunglasses. He wanted to see Naruto clearly from such a close proximity and then Naruto would also see his brilliant make-up that looked totally natural yet sexy! (an hour and a half)

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"No, teme, it just means that YOU are a TEME not the guy who you're blaming for this scratch! AND…"

"And…?" Sasuke purred seductively looking at Naruto's mouth. He could lick them but the blond looked like his punch could do some damage to Uchiha's subtle face so Sasuke wasn't going to take a risk.

"AND I think it was also pretty dumb to hit our painter if you want to have your car varnished in this garage… ne?" Naruto tilted his head in a teasing manner and smiled. Yes, it wasn't a goofy grin or a challenging smirk. It was pretty nice and sexy smile. Sasuke licked his lips.

"This pathetic creature on the ground is your painter?"

"Hai!" - Confirmed the blond happily.

"And why is he so interested in your underwear, dobe? Is he your boyfriend?"

"Because he's a hentai, TEME! And I told you already that I'm not gay and I don't have a boyfriend!"

"And I've already told you that my name is SASUKE and that's what I want you to call me! Call me teme again and you'll join your BOYFRIENDon the ground, you dobe!"

"Just try it T E M E ! ! !"

"Look, dobe…"

Sasuke took of the sunglasses and ran a hand through his spiky hair. He mentally kicked himself for destroying the fruit of two hours work with a hairbrush, dryer and a tone of hair gel…

"I didn't come here to beat you up. I want my car fixed ASAP."

Naruto looked at Sasuke curiously. The bastard looked good in this stupid outfit. Maybe the heat was confusing his thoughts and sight but Naruto could swear that Sasuke's eyes looked even darker and sexier than the day before… And the thing that the bastard just did to his hair was making Naruto feel weird. He didn't like it!

"What for, teme? You can't even drive it!"

Sasuke smirked once again driving Naruto crazy and stated:

"But YOU can." Naruto blinked.

"What?"

Apparently the heat also damaged his hearing…

"You heard what I said. I saw what you can do and I have an offer for you."

Naruto took a step back to distance himself from the young Uchiha.

"What kind of offer?"

For some unknown reason Naruto's thoughts became suddenly very perverted. He blushed and dropped his gaze down from Sasuke's face but the view of bastard's bare chest wasn't making him feel any more comfortable. He cleared his throat and awkwardly put his hands to his pockets pushing the trousers an inch lower. Sasuke swallowed and reluctantly turned his gaze away from Naruto's body.

"You have skills and I have a car. You will drive for me."

Naruto frowned.

"I'm not into street racing anymore. I promised to Iruka. Yesterday was just for Ko, because he needed the money that you had offered."

"Iruka? Is he your boyfriend?" Sasuke was getting angry very fast.

"Please, teme, why are you asking me the same question over and over again? I told you three times already that I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

"Then who is he?"

Naruto sighed in defeat.

"It's none of your fucking business you creep, but he's my… kind of foster father."

Sasuke's stoic face fell for a moment.

"A… a father?"

"Yes! And he doesn't want me in the steer racing, so find someone else for your ride."

"Usuratonkachi… I don't want anyone else. And I wasn't talking about the street racing. I was talking about real tournaments, toge races and then maybe even the D1GP if you're good enough."

Naruto laughed.

"What's so funny, dobe?"

"Do you have any idea how much this would cost? It's not like the prize from winning will let you earn some money… You need sponsors for this kind of stuff! Not some pocket money from your rich daddy!"

Sasuke would never show that it hurt him.

"I know just the right people. My brother is throwing a small party this evening. I could take you there and introduce you to them."

Naruto looked at Sasuke disbelievingly.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because, dobe, I think it may be entertaining and because I want to. I'll come to pick you up at seven."

TBC

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