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Clones	By : Perpetual159 Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female > Naruto/Hinata Views: 11145 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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Disclaimer: Naruto is an ongoing Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto with an anime adaptation. The manga is published by Shueisha in Japan, and Viz Media in the United States, Canada, and UK, and it is serialized by Shonen Jump. The TV anime is directed by Hayato Date, and licensed by Aniplex in Japan, Viz Media in the United States, and Manga Entertainment in the UK. I make no profit out of this piece of literature, for it is only a simple labor of love.
Chapter IV
"What. Did. You. Do?" The faux woman gave her summoner a feral grin.
Uzumaki Naruto, on the other hand, gave her a narrow-eyed glare. He specifically remembered instructing his Oiroke no Jutsu clone to go in, fetch Hinata, and come right back out, but if he didn't know any better, he got the feeling that, many days later, he would still be regretting ever making that decision.
The blonde, on the other hand, flicked a pigtail behind her carelessly and gave the Rokudaime a defiant smirk. "I� just gave her something to look forward to tonight, that's all."
Naruto started to growl. "I'm warning you�"
"Will you relax already? You're acting as if I raped her or something. I only kissed her."
"You WHAT!" Exasperated, Naruto covered his face with his palms and suddenly felt exhausted. Why were his clones constantly trying to get a piece of his beloved wife? Was their wiring crossed? It had been funny at first, but now he was beginning to get the feeling he would need to get to the bottom of this mystery before it got completely out of hand.
The clone rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, sighing and avoiding his gaze nonchalantly.
Naruto's face tightened in frustration. "Look, you dumbass clone, I knew I was taking my chances when I sent you in there with all those naked girls, but if for some reason I find myself running for my life tomorrow because of you, I swear to God I'll�"
"You'll do what?" Naruko challenged. "Laying a finger on you outside of a training environment or without your consent is considered treason and therefore punishable by death. You worry too much, Hokage-sama." The blonde harpy then chuckled, emphasizing his title to make a point.
Naruto dragged his hands over his face and groaned. "Like that's ever stopped them before, especially Sakura. I grew up with those crazy women, you idiot!"
"Monkey see, monkey do. Should've checked your own level of pervyness before you sent me in�" she chirped.
"You're not helping!"
Immune to her summoner's anger, the clone nevertheless sighed dreamily with a faraway look in her vibrant blue eyes. "You should've been there, Boss. It was a hell of a view� Ero-sennin would've been proud!"
"Shuddup!" Naruto snapped. "I only have eyes for Hinata-chan!"
"Precisely," the female said, returning her gaze to her boss and smirking suggestively. "Imagine our beautiful, sweet, innocent Hinata-chan� wet, hot, and naked� surrounded by other equally naked women�" The clone's gaze turned impish when she noticed Naruto with a glazed look and the hints of a goofy smile forming on his lips.
The clone gracefully walked towards Naruto, the foggy patches of cloud dutifully trailing after her. When she was close enough, she stalked around him, coquettishly dragging her index finger across his chest and then his upper back. She then stopped, and still behind him, she lifted herself to her tiptoes and purposefully pressed her soft, ample breasts to both his upper arm and back as she brought her supple lips near one of his ears. She knew he was immune to her advances�she was his creation, after all�but that didn't mean she couldn't use her womanly charms and at least try to torment him.
"It's a nice image, isn't it?" she whispered, grinning when she not only felt, but saw him visibly shudder at the memory she was openly sharing.
Unbeknownst to him, Naruto dumbly nodded and Naruko resisted the urge to laugh outright.
"Now� if you think that's hot� imagine yourself strolling right in and joining in on the fun� kissing her� touching her� pressing yourself to her� making all those women wish their men could want them as much as you desire Hinata�"
"Ehehe�" Naruto's chuckle was slow and distracted. "Must've made them pretty envious, I'm sure�"
Naruko smirked. "You should've seen them by the time I left� they were all so hot and bothered they couldn't even hide it!"
"I bet they were� those hypocrites�!"
"Exactly. Why else do you think they took Hinata-chan away from us?" she reminded sourly, moving to stand next to Naruto. "Those bitter bitches. Too bad for them, 'cause as soon as I showed up, all they did was sit there with their jaws hanging open and watch!"
"That's right!" Naruto said cockily. He expected nothing less from his Oiroke no Jutsu.
"Well, except for Tenten. She looked like she wanted in�"
Naruto laughed outright. "I always had my doubts about that one! I mean, she picked Neji, who just happens to be so damned girly to begin with!"
"Honey, Tenten definitely wears the pants in that relationship," Naruko said, smirking when Naruto took a thinking pose, holding his chin and nodding sagely.
"It's the hair, I'm telling you," he said.
It was the clone's turn to nod in agreement, quite pensively for a brief moment. But before Naruto saw it coming, Naruko latched on to him again, grinning impishly and eying her Boss mischievously.
"Hehehe� I bet you can't wait to get my memories." She poked him, digging her index finger into his side playfully.
Naruto snickered. "Fuck yeh�� huh?" Then he frowned, slowly realizing the direction in which his clone was leading the conversation. Milliseconds later�wide-eyed and blushing a deep crimson that rivaled Hinata's Ultimate Blush�he shook his head sharply. "NO! Nononono! Now, hold on a minute!"
He scrambled away from the seductive vixen who was too busy laughing mirthfully.
"What the hell's the matter with you!" he demanded, pointing at his creation accusingly. Naruko merely smiled cattily at him with a look that said, 'Wouldn't you like to know?'
Though� he had to ask himself the same question. What the hell was wrong with him? He felt used; his kage bunshin were playing him like a shamisen and he kept falling for every one of their wicked schemes.
Is it the way I'm summoning them? he wondered. He was the one who was supposed to be in charge, scheming away to his heart's desires, while they were only meant to follow his lead! It was almost humiliating how he was virtually becoming the victim of his own prankster nature.
His shoulders then sagged as he walked to the nearest wall and slumped against it in defeat. "Whoever invented Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was a complete idiot. They didn't say anything about how unreliable you guys could be!"
Naruko chuckled and went to lean against the wall next to her boss. "It's considered kinjutsu for a reason�"
Naruto hmphed and crossed his arms. "Yeah, well, nobody warned me about smart-ass clones goin' wild."
His female version laughed. "Isn't that what makes it fun? The technique is dangerous and unpredictable, and so are you. 'Sides, even you can't deny it� it keeps things interesting."
"Whatever�"
Still smiling, the clone shook her head. "Instead of grumbling about it, you should embrace this kind of versatility." She gave him a lopsided grin and playfully nudged her shoulder against his. "Remember; we're just like you."
Naruto's crossed arms tightened stubbornly and he scowled. "That's what worries me. I never had to put up with this shit during missions, so what gives!"
"You don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?" He looked at her blankly.
Naruko sighed. "Besides being pissed at the girls for their untimely interruptions, deep down, you're getting frustrated."
Naruto arched an eyebrow. "I am?"
"Absolutely," she replied easily.
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Whatever restlessness you're intentionally oppressing is manifesting itself through every clone you summon without you realizing it."
"Huh?" Naruto scratched the back of his head, a confused frown marring his brow. "Why?"
"Dunno," the feminine kage bunshin shrugged, "I'm as dumb as you, remember?"
Naruto gave his female copy a bored glare. "I resent that remark."
The henged shadow clone shrugged. "Well, it's true."
"Baka..."
Naruko giggled. "See what I mean? Even you realize you're an idiot."
The Rokudaime rolled his eyes, though he wanted to kick himself for letting that insult slip.
"Whatever." He then paused, frowning slightly and turning to look at the pig-tailed vixen. "Why do you think I'm frustrated, anyway?"
The clone began fiddling with the thick mist surrounding her. "You know exactly why."
He gave her a curious but brief sideways glance, hinting of his impatience. When he noticed the clone casually smiling at his reaction, he took a deep breath and with a disgruntled headshake, he began heading home.
"I don't have time for this shit," he mumbled, shoving his hands in his pockets.
Quite frankly, having a conversation with his own clone made him feel ridiculous, but more importantly, he wasn't about to continue having it in front of the bathhouse where the girls could burst out at any second and effectively kill him.
"Aw, Boss� don't be such a grouch!" Naruko said, giggling as she followed after her master and fell in step with him. "You'll become as ugly as Sasuke-teme."
Naruto rolled his eyes. The clone was grating on his last nerve and he let out a sigh, grumbling a barely audible, "There's no way I'm actually this obnoxious�"
"Heh! You'd be surprised!"
"And you'd be surprised with how close I am to popping you," he threatened.
"Tsk, tsk. Temper, temper," Naruko taunted.
"Look, I get it already, okay? You're damned right I'm pissed. I'm tired, I'm horny, and I don't like those girls pushing me around. I'm Hokage, dammit!"
Naruko smiled, patting her boss on the back, sympathizing. "There, there� that's why we're here to help� at least with the horny part, anyway."
Naruto frowned, briefly confused before his face twisted in disgust. "Oh, that's so gross! I'm not having sex with myself!"
"Why not?" the clone asked. "It'll be just like whacking off."
Naruto scowled at the clone.
"Chill out, I'm only kidding."
"Hmph."
A few minutes passed by before the clone decided to speak again.
"You know� I was actually thinking something more along the lines of a few of us having our way with our beloved Hinata-chan."
Naruto scoffed. "Like that'll ever happen."
"I'm serious," the clone said. "Imagine what we could do to her if we worked together."
Naruto chuckled. "Believe me, as much as I would love to, what I can imagine is her popping you and me spending the night at Iruka's for even considering such a ridiculous idea."
"Hinata-chan's not going to kick you out, Boss. She's crazy about you. All you need to do is add a few of us to the mix when she gets home, and she won't know what to do, let alone be able to think straight."
"Whoever gave you this idea, anyway?" he thought to ask, reaching the gate of their home and fishing for the key in one of his pockets.
"You did, of course," replied Naruko. "It's been frustrating you for a while now; you want Hinata to open up. Ever since that clone mentally recorded that awesome porn of you seducing your wife, how she couldn't answer you when you asked how it felt, you can't stop thinking about it."
"Well, yeah. I wanted her to tell me, but she just wouldn't budge. Still, though... you have to agree that overall it was a pretty hot view�" Naruto justified, smirking as he opened the gate and allowed his clone to walk in first.
"Fuck, yeah," Naruko agreed.
Naruto smirked and shook his head as they neared the front door of his and Hinata's home. It was amusing to see this clone version�which was designed to be alluring, seductive and feminine�act as manly and raunchy as him. He opened the front door and once again allowed the clone to enter first. After spending so much time with Hinata, being a gentleman with the ladies had become second nature. Even if the woman before him was fake, it had simply become habit at this point.
"It could work," his female version insisted, backpedalling past the entrance. "Now's the perfect opportunity. Remember how she made out with our clones at the office?"
"How could I forget?"
Naruko gave the Hokage a feral grin. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember there being some serious tongue action."
Slightly blushing as he recalled the memory, Naruto fought the hints of a smile. "Well, yeah, I know there was, but� she's too shy, you know? I'm sure she was just playing."
"Just playing?" Naruko echoed, incredulous. "Boss, she was teasing you! I call that foreplay!"
"Right�" Naruto said dismissively. "Not only are you claiming to be my sub-conscience, but now you're seeing things I don't, too?"
"Maybe, but I bet you can't wait to pop 'em clones to get a taste of that action!" the clone smirked.
Naruto chuckled in disbelief. "You're crazy." He closed the door behind him and bent over to remove his sandals. Though, it was tempting to pop them right then, just to be sure she was making up what he couldn't bring himself to believe.
"I'm telling you, Boss!" she persisted. "Hinata-chan's definitely harboring some secret clone fantasies, otherwise she wouldn't have kissed the clones or kissed me back!"
He laughed. "Hinata? Kiss you back? Wishful thinking, Naruko... wishful thinking."
"If you say so, Boss� if you say so. But, since you've been too busy being horny and throwing tantrums to see what is right before your eyes," Naruko smiled impishly, "it's your loss!" And with that, she disappeared with a loud pop.
Naruto smirked, shaking his head as he kicked the first sandal off. "Crazy-ass clone�" he muttered.
As he lifted his other leg and began reaching for the other sandal, a sudden heaviness blanketed his thoughts and visions of him giving instructions to Naruko played in his mind. Once the memory of the clone entering the baths slipped in, Naruto stumbled, immediately losing the careful balance he had achieved and hopped erratically on one foot, going around in circles until he slammed headfirst into the door.
Landing on his ass rather ungracefully, Naruto barely prevented another head bump by catching the rest of his body on his elbows, though that, too, would leave a mark. He groaned, cursing out Naruko's disturbing ability to constantly catch him off guard at the worst moments, usually costing him his dignity. He didn't know who was worst in the end; a horde of enraged kunoichis or his sex-crazed clone with a chip on her shoulder.
Sighing before slowly settling on the floor, Naruto allowed himself to indulge in the visions that fluttered across his mind: his naked wife, the feel of her slippery skin, that adorable, vibrant blush that adorned her cheeks when Naruko begged her to return home�
� That incredibly steamy kiss�
He chuckled slowly, "Okay, okay, Naruko, it was worth it." A dopey grin spread across his face while he relived the sounds his wife made and taste of her skin through the clone's memories. That Naruko had certainly abused her orders.
Still�
"That's really hot�"
He shook his head and memorized the shocked expression of the other kunoichi that had enjoyed the show his clone and his beloved little wife had put on for them. He chuckled again.
Yeah� those girls were definitely envious.
But all that aside, despite what her reaction had been the night before, Hinata had for the second time shown him that she was quite receptive to his clones, male or female. In fact, she had even returned Naruko's kiss! Well� somewhat. The pressure of Hinata's lips pushing against Naruko's had been faint, but it was there. He felt how thrilled Naruko had been when she felt it, so there was no denying it anymore.
"Well I'll be damned..." he whispered. Naruko wasn't lying.
So, what was it exactly that was holding him back? Why did he keep thinking Hinata would reject the idea right off the bat?
He hummed. "Well, for starters, Hinata-chan's a proper Lady and what I'd be asking her to do is what you'd find Anko happily doing in the red light district."
Still� was this really the truth, or was he just making excuses? She did make out with all of his clones, and quite openly at that. So in the end, it wasn't Hinata that was the block. It was him.
"Maybe Naruko has a point� it would be my loss," he thought aloud as he stared up at the ceiling contemplatively.
He then sat up, gently rubbing the sore spot on his head. He languidly reached to arrange his sandals in a way that wouldn't upset Hinata�she could be quite the neat freak sometimes�and then brought himself back to his feet, removing his Hokage robes and hanging them on the coat rack nearby.
Still, asking his wife would be a little difficult; after all, even he found this whole thing a bit preposterous. It would be tricky� maybe he should just surprise her with it�
"And that'd be the perfect way to get jyuukened out of the house, that's for sure," he grumbled.
Naruto sighed and dragged himself to the kitchen, taking a glass from a nearby cabinet before walking to the refrigerator. He poured himself a glass of cool water from its dispenser and then took out a bag of frozen vegetables from the freezer to place on the massive contusion quickly expanding on his head.
As he closed the freezer door, he frowned when he heard his stomach growl loudly.
"Great�" he muttered, reopening the other door of the refrigerator and scanning its contents. Anyone would think that after all the ramen he had inhaled at Ichiraku's mere hours ago he wouldn't be hungry for a week. Shrugging, he reached for a bag of bread, ham and cheese, deciding that a sandwich would do the trick.
He carried the items to the counter and began preparing his late night snack. With his mind twirling around the things that had been brought to light, he hummed again in wonder as he slapped the ham and cheese between the two slices and bread and piled them together haphazardly. As he brought the sandwich to his mouth, he stopped midway, frowning as a sudden thought struck him.
"A sandwich, huh�?" he murmured.
Naruko was right. If he didn't try it, he would always wonder if he could have pulled it off. In fact, he probably would drive himself crazy thinking about it, and, truth be told, he and Hinata needed this. He needed to know what his wife's deeper desires were and he couldn't spend the rest of his life guessing; he needed to start asking.
He wanted all of her, raunchiness and proper lady all rolled into one, and he would do whatever it took to get it out of her. If she wasn't willing to talk, then he'd do things to her that'd make her scream it out.
Even if it cost him at least a week of blocked tenketsus.
Minor detail! he thought. I'll take my chances. This is for the greater good of our sex life! Besides, I can always count on Hinata's overall dislike for violence inflicted on me� maybe.
Getting his ass handed to him by Hinata was the least of his worries, actually. He was more concerned with the Ultimate Silent Treatment Hyuugas were well known for. The guilt it inflicted was the worst!
Still, it was going to be hard to convince her. He was going to have to be extremely delicate, which was something he knew he severely sucked at. But his lack of tact�to be more precise�would not deter him. Setbacks like those only made his accomplishments all the more fulfilling once he'd finally completed them, so this was nothing new.
He simply wouldn't have it any other way. There was no stopping him now, for Hinata was, after all, the ham and cheese to his bread stick.
He burst out laughing at his own pun and finally took the first bite. He had to shake his head, thinking of Naruko and her crazy, and, dare he say, delicious ideas.
"No�" he murmured. "It not just any sandwich�" He then snickered. "But a Hinata sammich!"
Perpetual's Corner:
Would ya lookie that! A brand new chapter! Oh, mai! O_O
Haha, hope you enjoyed it because I certainly did! So much silliness! Writing Naruko is so much fun; she's so ridiculous, but oh so sly for planting wicked ideas in poor Naruto's head. XD
As always, many thanks to my betas, eternalshiva, Jolly Green, and TimeShifter! :)
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