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How I Became Gay	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1191 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of its Characaters, if i do there's going to be lot of man sex on it...but I don't so there's none. I also don't make any money from writing this...wish I do...but I don't.

Chapter List
- 1-How I Became Gay
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 4
- 5
- 6
How I Became Gay
By: Late-Sleeper
Unbeta�grammar sucks�

Chapter 5: �then they
fall in love�

Damn it! Damn it!
Arghhh!
Why me? Why me?� God, why did you let me be kissed by that
stupid pompous jerk-face?? Why?!
I cried inside my head, kneeling with my arms raised to
heaven.
I walked briskly as Kiba followed me with hurried steps; I
could hear him muttering �stupid�, �wait up asshole�, �ramen-jerkhole� and all the profanities a
high school graduate could muster. I just frowned at all of it because I have more important things to do, or rather to think about�like
world-peace and gay rights and why-the-hell-I-got-hot-when-Sasuke-kiss-me-problem.
ARGHHHHH!!!
I heard myself yelling to heaven, arms raised with a deep
pained expression, like I have a constipation written all over my face. Kiba
flinched at how I look. �Hey man, are you okay?�
I frown and look at him with hate; he flinched again at my
expression and muttered �What?� I frowned more and stalked towards him with one
thing clear on my mind.
My expression didn�t change until I
reached him, he was getting paranoid on how I was looking at him which made him
gulped his own saliva. I raised my chin slightly�well mainly because he was
taller than I by a few millimeters.
With a blink of an eye I grabbed onto his head, dipped it to
me, and kissed him fully on the mouth, his eyes went huge. Then
something curled inside my stomach and I felt my blood draining down my body
and signals are speeding towards my brain�
�Awraghhhhhhhhh!!!�
I felt the urge to puke when our lips detached. I found
myself trying to throw up what I had for lunch but none came out.
�You fucking moron! How can you do that when you�re the one
who fucking kiss me?!� Kiba screamed at the squatting
me, his face flush with both anger and embarrassment. �I should be the one
puking you�.you�you MOLESTER!�
I wipe the nonexistent puke from my chin and look up at Kiba
with a huge grin. I hurriedly stood up and laugh out loud.
If he didn�t panicked when I kissed
him, this time he did. He must be thinking I was mad but I�m
not! I�m just happy!
�WHAHAHAHA I�m still straight!!!
I�m not gay!� I almost hug him but he dodged me with a speed of lightning.
�What weeds are you taking?� He looked at me with scorn.
I just gave him a toothy grin as I dance around him like a
gay tooth fairy who just peeped at a cute little boy in the bathroom who had
lost a tooth. Yay!
I was actually gonna
do my best Britney Spears dance impersonation when a hand suddenly grabbed me
by the shoulder and pulled me to the side. I heard Kiba�s
loud sigh of relief.
I looked back over my shoulder and froze up when I saw
Sakura smiling sweetly at me. That smile doesn�t seem
like it means pleasure and happiness to me. �Err�Sa�Sa..Sakura�good mor�morning�
I tried to twitch my quivering lips into a smile.
�We need to talk.�
�Okay.� I let her dragged me in a secluded place. I made an
eye contact with Kiba who wished me a happy voyage to the other world as I
mouthed to him �I�ll hunt you when I die�.
He just waved at me and made the sign of the cross.
I too almost made the sign of the cross when we stopped in a
shady area where few people walk and few people could hear me scream. I tried
grinning again at her, maybe if I make her believe that I�m not afraid of her
she would let me be, if not, I could always drop dead and pretend to pass out,
it always work for bears by the way.
�Naruto!�
�Yes, your highness and sexiness.�
I blurted out. She grinned at it but whacked me on the head. This time I
actually grinned at her with happiness.
�If you weren�t my best gay
friend I would have stick you on a pole and throw you to a fire. How could you
lie something that important to me?�
I smiled at that. Aww�that�s so sweet. Now I remember why I like and adore Sakura
so much. �Next time tell me straight up. No more lying!
I hate liars! Okay?� She smiled sweetly at me like a child holding a pinky at
me to seal the deal.
Ouch!
I mentally felt a large arrow pieced my tainted beating
heart. �Okay.� I smiled back.
�Though I�m still slightly mad at you from
keeping your relationship a secret and even lying to me about not liking
Sasuke.� Sakura pouted, her full cherry-colored supple lips were
kissable. �Though it was kinda
sweet that you prioritized me before your own feelings.� She smiled
sweetly at me and hugged me tight.
I could have dance around and scream with happiness that the
love of my life was hugging me and her breast is touching my chest except that
I was fucking lost on what the hell she was saying.
�Huh?��
She dislodged herself from me and frowned. �Don�t worry Sasuke already told me everything. On how you
wanted to suppress how you feel because I had a crush on him, and you pick our
friendship over him and that you are willing to give up on him because of me.�
Huh?
What the hell?!
�That�s so sweet, but I�m your friend too and I won�t let
you ruin your happiness because of my silly crush.� She smiled at me and held
my hands. �I fully support you two! Okay! So don�t screw up or else.� She gave me a threatening look
so I just nod my affirmation.
Honestly, I just dug up my own grave which
is now 700 feet below the ground, and hey I see Hitler down there AHAHAHAHAHA. Kill
me now!
�Just thank your boyfriend.
If not for him I wouldn�t have this talk with you.�
Now I owe the bastard something.
�So now go kiss and make-out.� Sakura suddenly pushed me and
I thought I was gonna land
on my ass when I bumped onto something. I heard Sakura giggled and suddenly
kissed me on the cheek and then run off.
I, who was gaping and
salivating, rubbed the cheek where she kissed and smelled my hand
perversely, engraving the memory of her smell and totally forgetting who I
bumped into.
�Dobe.�
�Teme.� I
answered like in an instinct. Way to ruin the mood Uchiha.
I spun around and came face to face with the oh-so-suave Uchiha Sasuke while my hand is still over my nose snipping
Sakura�s scent. Okay, I must have looked stupid like that.
�What do you want?�
�A kiss.� I blushed at that.
�Bastard.�
�Is that a way to say �thank you� to your savior?� He
smirked at me. I just grimaced at that thought. �Fine.
Thanks.� I mumbled through gritted teeth. Well the bastard took my half-assed
gratitude easily.
�Dobe.�
He smiled at me and I too got infected with that
smile. �Teme.��
�So are we good?�
�Yeah, I already dug my own grave why not sell my soul to the
devil.� I grinned at him.
�Dobe.�
He shook his head and rolled his eyes at me as I chuckle. Actually I really don�t know why did I chuckle, my mind is so screwed up too
much when he�s near.
�I�ll call you tonight.�
�Huh?�
�Dobe.
What�s your number?�
�Why would I give you mine?� I frowned at him. He too
frowned at me like I was an idiot or something, which
on his mind is already been established that I am. �Dobe,
I just told you I�m going to call you tonight.�
�Asshole. Why would you call me?�
�Because.� What kind of fucking
reasoning is that? Because. What?
�Because?��
�Dobe, because.� For a flicker I
thought I saw some blush on his face but then it became stoic again. �Dobe do you want me to really say some embarrassing
things.�
�Ow?�
��
�You want some phone-sex?� I wiggled my brows at him as I
grin maniacally, on which I earned a whacked on the head. The bastard fucking
hit me! �Teme.�
�Just!� Sasuke stomped his feet in frustration. Oh my god,
the Uchiha has finally lost it. He�s
acting like a spoiled brat. I grinned maliciously at him to let him know that
he acted very un-Uchiha right now. He rolled his eyes
at me and shook his head. I just grin wider at him when suddenly he smirked at
me.
Now what?
I waited for his move when suddenly he leaned down on me and
for a second there I thought my heart stop as I felt his hot breath on my face.
I was actually waiting for him to kiss me when I felt a hand suddenly inserted
itself inside my pocket.
The fucking bastard is feeling me up!
�What the hell are you�?!!�
Before I could even finished my sentence Sasuke waved my
phone at me. Fucking thief. I reached for it but he
was fast as he raised it to a height that I couldn�t
get. Fucking bastard!
�Give it back.�
�I just need your number dobe.� He
smirked at me.
Actually I really don�t have to
argue him because one, this looks like a scene from a chick flick; two,
that would make me the girl being
bullied; three, girls around us are now watching us with hearts in their
eyes and I could hear their mind shouting �kiss, kiss, kiss.� Therefore, I let
him be.
�Fine, bastard.�
He smirked at me, which I really
hated because he shouldn�t be smirking at me like that because: I�m a BOY! Boys
don�t smirk like that to other boys.
�Here.� He handed me my phone after he dialed his number on
my phone and rang his phone. I took it like a normal
boy would after his friend handed him his phone. Just act cool.
�Okay no problem, bro.
You can always borrow my phone, bro,
anything for my brother.� Yo! I thumped my chest with
my fist and made a peace sign. That was smooth�just act cool. Just act like
this is just a normal boy and boy conversation.
Sasuke rolled his eyes at me and muttered �Whatever.�

To be
continued�

Late-Sleeper: Ah�I�m actually in a
working mode so here I am, going to answer all the question you�ve thrown me in
the past reviews�

First, the comment about spacing�yep it
was weird and all�and I was actually stupid enough to think that I wasn�t the
only one with that problem�but it came out that I was the only one�you see AFF
add another space to every paragraphs automatically so it came out double space
whenever I upload�but since I�m cool guy and all as my mother always said, I adjusted
it and viola good spacing.
Second, Naruto being Sasuke-sexual�umm�I like that�really I do,
and I also like Sasuke being Naruto-sexual�
Third, nope Neji isn�t a maid�or a
servant�he�s Hinata�s cousin�wait�I actually don�t
know how to answer this other than �nope he�s not a servant� *grins*
Fourth, yep it sucks that we don�t
know how Sasuke feels�and Naruto is clueless like an old lady in a disco house
with lotsa drunk/high teens.
Fifth, yes, Neji would be somewhat thrown in the mix but no
major role whatsoever since this is naruto�s POV afterall�and Naruto is as dense as a rock�
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