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Love's Misconstruities	By : Idleflame Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 1431 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Love�s Misconstruities

Chapter 4

�� Sakura-chan!� Naruto
called, running toward the pink-haired girl who stood leaning against a tree
outside of training area number three.

�� Naruto, thanks for
coming.�

�� Sakura-chan, what was
it you wanted to talk to me about?� And
why all the way out here?� Could it be
that you wanted to be�alone with me?�

�� Well, actually��
Sakura began before realizing what he was implying.� Before Naruto knew it, he was lying on the
ground, holding his head.

�� Ah�Sakura-chan�you�re
getting stronger��

�� Arg, Naruto!� Forget it!�
I was hoping you�d be able to help me, but I guess I should have asked
Lee-kun,� she baited, turning away from him and starting to leave.

�� Eh?� W-w-wait!�
Sakura-chan!�� Naruto whined,
chasing after her.� �I can help!� I can help!�
What is it?�

�� Sakura suppressed a
grin before turning to face him, replacing her expression with concern.� �Well, I wasn�t sure who to turn to when I
found out�� she began, playing the helpless damsel in distress.

�� Found out what?� the
anxious boy interrupted.

�� I�m getting to it!�
Sakura shouted, breaking her fa�ade.

�� O-okay�� Naruto
cowered.

�� After a deep breath,
Sakura cleared her throat and continued.�
�Tsunade-shishou was suckered into buying a jug of elixer not too long
ago.� She was told it would reverse the
aging process and to drink a little bit every day until she ran out.� He said that, at first she would start to
look older, but that by the time she was half-way through it would kick in and
start reversing.� This way she wouldn�t
have to use her age-defying jutsu anymore.�

�� Typical Oba-san.� But why tell me?� I know she�s a renowned sucker.�

�� Because, Naruto, I
think that the merchant meant her harm!�
Maybe he was an assassin from another hidden village.� It could be a plot to sabotage Konoha!� Think about it.� I�ve seen her without the jutsu, Naruto.� She�s more than half-way through the jug and
the effects haven�t reversed, they�ve just gotten worse!� Tsunade-shishou is as old as Jiraya-sama.� If she keeps taking the elixer, she could die
from old age!� And think what would happen
to Konoha if the Fifth died!�

�� Uh, did you try
talking to Oba-san about this?�

�� Yes, but you know how
stubborn she is.� She refuses to believe
she was tricked so she�s content to keep on taking the elixer!� If we don�t do something, Konoha will be in
trouble.�

�� Mm!� We should tell Kakashi-�

�� No!� Sakura hastily
shouted.

�� Eh?�

�� I mean,
uh�Tsunade-shishou would just order him off on a mission if he approached her
about it.� The same with anyone
else.� This has to be done covertly.� I think the two of us can do it.�

�� What do you have in
mind?� Naruto asked skeptically.

�� We�re going to steal
the elixer.�

�� Huh?� That�s it?�

�� It�s more difficult
than it sounds!� Tsunade-shishou keeps it
hidden in her office, in the bottom right-hand desk drawer.�

�� If you know that, why
don�t you just take it?�

�� Naruto!� If it were that easy, I wouldn�t have asked
you!� I need you to steal it while I
distract Tsunade-shishou.� I�ll call her
out of the office while you break into the drawer.� But you have to be careful!� This is the Hokage we�re talking about.� Who knows what kind of wards or traps she�s
placed on there.� I need your help,
Naruto.� Can I trust you to do it?�

�� This whole thing
sounds kinda weird, but�� Mm!� You can count on me!� Naruto proudly stated,
grinning widely and giving her a thumbs up.

�� I knew I could!�
Sakura grinned back before turning around and whispering under her breath,
�Phase one: mission successful.�
��
�� Huh?� What was that, Sakura-chan?�
��
�� Oh,
eh...nothing!� C�mon, Naruto!� There�s no time to waste!�

* * *

�� Perching outside the
Hokage�s office window, Naruto waited patiently while Sakura lured her mentor
out of the room.� When the coast was clear,
he made his move.

�� After a thorough
inspection of the desk, he disarmed a blatantly visible ward, performing the
proper hand seals to deactivate it and then slowly peeled it away from the
targeted drawer.

�� Heh.� Oba-san�s not as smart as she thinks.�� He opened the drawer and found the jug, just
like Sakura had said.� �Sakura-chan�s
going to love me for this!� he snickered to himself.� He closed the drawer and was suddenly knocked
on his rump by a small explosion.� A
moment later, thundering footsteps could be heard charging down the hall until
the door to the office slammed open.

�� Shizune!� I knew the invisible seal would work!� How dare you steal�my�� Ahhh!�
Naruto?!�

�� Heh heh...heh�O-Oba-san�� Um�this is�uh��

�� Give that back!� she
began, storming toward him.� Before
Naruto could argue, his feet were carrying him out the window. ��Uzumaki Naruto!!!�

�� A fierce chase was
soon underway, but it wasn�t long before Tsunade had cornered her wayward genin
thief.

�� You give that back to
me right now, Naruto, and maybe I�ll just beat you senseless instead of into a
bloody pulp!�

�� With no options left,
Naruto didn�t seem to have much of a choice.

�� I�ve tried my
clones, she creates just as many.� She
just dodges my Rasengan, and I�m in the middle of the village so I can�t summon
Gamabunta�� I can�t let Sakura down!� Looks like I have no choice�� Naruto
thought before finally deciding on his course of action.

�� Tsunade watched in
horror as Naruto began chugging the contents of the jug.

�� Ah!!!� My precious sake!� Naruto no baka!!� That was a gift!� Do you know how rare that is?�WAS?!� How much it was worth?!� I�m gonna send you back to the academy
starting tomorrow and make you-�

�� Ugh, you�re too loud,
you old hag!� Sheesh,� Naruto said,
plugging his ears and beginning to stagger.

�� O-old�what?� the
woman before him asked, her eye twitching.

�� You �eard me!� Stupid, ugly ol� hag who needs ta shuddup!�

�� Na-ru-to!!�� That was all Tsunade would take.� She charged at him with the full intention of
putting him in the hospital.

�� Oh, you wanna play it
like that?� Heh.� Taju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!�� Suddenly, the streets and rooftops were
filled with drunken clones of himself.� �Everyone!� Create a diversion while I escape!� Naruto
ordered.

�� Eh?� What for?�

�� That�s no fun.�

�� Yeah, who *hic* put you in charge?�

�� I�m hungry!�

�� I�m gonna go an� get
some ramen!�

�� As the clones argued
amongst themselves, Tsunade began to tear through them.

�� This party blows.�

�� Yeah, I�m outta
here.�

�� The surviving clones
and Naruto soon started to evacuate the massacre, finding more interesting
things to amuse themselves.

* * *

�� Looks like things are
going according to your plans, Shikamaru.�
You may be smart after all.�

�� Shut up, Temari.�

�� How were you able to
anticipate this outcome out of all the possibilities?� Gaara asked, intrigued
as he watched the orange masses rage through Konoha.

�� Eh, I didn�t exactly
predict this outcome.� First, I
knew that I�d have to create a diversion; something that I could use to send
Hinata and Neji on a fake mission and split them up.� Then I�d have to get Hokage-sama out of the
way in case word got back to her that there was a mission underway that she
hadn�t assigned.� Knowing this, I contacted
Sakura.� She volunteered to help me with
the distraction and I suggested we use Naruto as her accomplice, thereby
killing two birds with one stone since he was a part of my plans to begin with.� I figured I wouldn�t be able to include him
in our plans directly because he�d manage to fowl it up somehow, but if we
didn�t include him he�d probably manage to screw it up somehow too.� So instead I decided to put his talents to
use.�

�� Talents?� Gaara
asked.

�� Naruto is
unpredictable.� That,
and he�s the number one ninja of surprises�and mischief.� Whatever the outcome, Naruto would have done
something big and disruptive, but I had faith that he wouldn�t do anything too
major, like destroying the village.� Now,
I�m not so sure.� We�d better hurry and
eliminate some of those clones.�

�� Gaara, go and take
your position,� Temari instructed.

�� I�ll go to the Hyuuga
estate,� Shikamaru said, taking off.�
Gaara followed him off the back of the mountain and Temari jumped from
the face of the cliff, using her fan to glide down on wind currents.

�� Hm.� Time to have some fun,� she chuckled, the sun
setting at her back.� �Good luck, little
brother.�

* * *

�� Hinata and Neji were
sparring in the Hyuuga main house�s courtyard when Shikamaru approached.

�� Neji!� Hinata!� he yelled.� They paused to stare at his figure which was
running toward them with much haste.

�� Shikamaru, what is
it?� Neji asked, wiping the sweat from his brow.

�� Orders from
Hokage-sama.� Naruto�s out of control and
the village is being overrun with delinquent clones of himself.�

�� Eh?!� Hinata gasped.

�� No time to
explain.� Hokage-sama wants you, Neji, to
head north and try to find the real Naruto.�
Hinata, you head south and do the same.�
If one of you finds him, apprehend him and get him to dispel the jutsu.�

�� What about the clones
in the meantime?� Shouldn�t one of us work
on dispersing them?� Neji asked.

�� No, we�ve already got
that covered.� All the available genin
are dispatched throughout the village doing that.� You two stand the best chance of finding the
real Naruto with your Byakugan.�

�� Even with the
Byakugan, it is difficult to tell the difference between a clone and the
shinobi creating it because the chakra is distributed evenly.� Neji explained.

�� Yes, but Naruto is
drunk.� Er...don�t ask how...� Anyway, the chakra is probably not spread
evenly.� Just try your best.� Now, go!�
Quickly!� He�s already eaten probably
a quarter of the food in the village and we�ve gotten reports that he�s invaded
the women�s bath house!�

�� Hai!� the two yelled,
jumping into action.�

�� She�s all yours now,
Gaara,� Shikamaru said, smirking to himself before
going to join Chouji and Ino.

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Translations/Term Definitions...in no
particular order:

- -shishou:� A bit different from sensei which can mean �teacher,� shishou means �teacher� and/or �master.�� It seems to me that shishou is the more respectful of the two.

- Taju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu:� Naruto�s �Mass Shadow Replication
Technique�...or however they translate it in the dub.

- Byakugan:� The eye technique of the Hyuuga clan.� A bloodline limit which allows the user to
see the opponent�s chakra and tenketsu,
or chakra holes.

- Sake:� A traditional liquor
made from rice which is popular in Japan; pronounced �sah-kay.�

- Naruto no baka:� A translation would be, �Naruto, you idiot!�
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