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It had been several hours since Naruto had returned home and he still couldn’t sleep at all. The whiskered young man lay in his bed, tossing and turning frantically in a desperate attempt to fall asleep.

Listening to the clock on the wall, counting sheep, whistling “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” by Mozart; the blond had tried everything he could think of and he was now almost tempted to abandon his attempt to sleep. Almost; since Naruto refused to give up he wouldn’t give up now.

He closed his eyes for the millionth time that night, hoping that sleep would finally find him and take him away. Otherwise he would look like Gaara soon. Naruto’s eyes flew open again at the thought of him looking like Gaara. Insomnia wouldn’t suit him very much.

‘Sleep! Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!’ Naruto repeated the same word in his mind over and over again like a mantra, closing his eyes tightly as he did so.

The sound of the clock filled the room as more hours passed by. It was now 6.30 and even though Naruto felt tired, he couldn’t sleep or maybe it was more like he wasn’t allowed to sleep. The blond had to go to work very soon. He realised his assumption that time wouldn’t stop just because he wanted to sleep was right, when his alarm clock rang.

The kitsune vessel got up, hitting his alarm clock to stop the annoying sound, before he decided to lie down again. No one would mind if he lay down another five minutes, right? Wrong! His alarm clock wasn’t happy about the blonde’s decision to rest a little bit longer, or maybe it was angry at the blond for hitting it since it decided to ring even louder; satisfying its desire for revenge. Naruto narrowed his eyes on the vengeful small, but about tenfold louder than it should had been, alarm clock. The Kyuubi vessel made yet another decision in the early morning.

Deciding that he didn’t hit the alarm clock very well the first time, he hit it a couple more times before he smashed it against his wall.

Silence; sweet, sweet silence engulfed the blond as he closed his eyes, sighing contently.

Riiiing… Rii… Riing…

It was faint but the fox vessel could still hear it. ‘No way,’ he thought as the annoying sound reached his ears. He had smashed it into tiny pieces and his alarm clock was still intact?! There wasn’t any doubt his alarm clock was seeking revenge, bloody revenge that was going beyond its grave.

“Damn it! I’m awake! I’m awake! Shut the fuck up already!” the blond got up angrily, shouting at his persistent alarm clock.

The next hours Naruto tried hard to keep himself awake. Everything was normal in Kakashi’s office (or what Naruto thought was normal). The silver haired man was reading his ever present novel, his patients were talking about their problems and sometimes Kakashi would ask them a question and take notes.

It was a quarter to six when Kakashi told the fox boy, “Naruto-kun, I want you to take care of Mr Uchiha from now on.” The Kyuubi vessel looked stunned. “Why?” he asked. “Because you’re the only one he would actually talk to.” Kakashi reasoned his decision. ‘And I can read Icha Icha Paradise sooner since I don’t have to deal with that cocky bastard,’ the silver haired psychiatrist thought about his other, more important reason why he made the decision to entrust Sasuke to Naruto.

“But—“, Naruto tried to protest but was interrupted when the door flew open, revealing the Uchiha-bastard.

“Well then, I’ll leave you two alone,” Kakashi smiled sweetly, though he laughed at the blonde’s misfortune inwardly. ‘Na-na-na-na-na-naaa,’ Inner Kakashi was indeed really mature as he stuck his tongue out at the kitsune vessel before he left the room.

“Well then,” the fox boy began as he sat down on the comfortable chair that was usually occupied by his sensei. “Let’s start, shall we?” the blond asked, smiling at the raven.

“Hn,” Sasuke sat down on a chair across from the blond, studying his face all the while. ‘He looked like he didn’t sleep very well last night,’ the Uchiha heir mused.

The Kyuubi vessel yawned. “How have you been?” he asked, as long as he talked he would be able to keep himself awake.

“Hn,” the raven haired young male was really quick at repartee. Unfortunately, it didn’t help much to keep the blond awake.

His eyes grew heavier as his eyelids covered his azure blue eyes. Finally, after so many hours he had tried in vain, he was able to sleep. His head dropped down to the desk in front of him as sleep took him over.



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He strolled down the hallway of his apartment. Everything looked familiar yet so strange. Every room was dark, except for one. A faint light could be seen through his half open bedroom door. Feeling as though something was drawing him into the room, he opened the door a little more. He stepped in the room carefully, analysing his surroundings. There weren’t many furniture in the room. The blond could only see a bed and a desk. He walked over to the desk. “A ring,” Naruto mused as he picked up the golden jewel, regarding it as he did so. Turning it, he saw a small, italic gravure that read “Uchiha”.

“Uchiha,” that name was haunting the whiskered boy.

Feeling the desire to wear the golden jewel, he put it on. Everything felt so real; the cold, metallic feeling of the ring on his ring finger; the air around him; the wooden texture of the desk; and yet everything seemed utterly surreal.

As he tried to sort out his confused feelings, someone grabbed his wrist all of a sudden and turned him around.

“Y— You?” the blond stuttered, looking into coal eyes. His counterpart didn’t say anything in reply. Instead, the raven pulled him closer to him so they were skin to skin, claiming the blonde’s full lips in a passionate kiss immediately.

“Mmhmph…” Naruto tried to protest, however, his protests turned into moans as their tongues fought for dominance, vibrating in their mouths.

The raven directed him to the bed, not even once breaking their kiss.

With a soft thud, the kitsune vessel fell on the bed, the dark haired young man still on top of him.

Naruto panted heavily when they broke away from the kiss for very much needed air. Coal eyes locked with azure ones as the raven’s hand travelled downwards the lithe kitsune’s body, coming to a halt as he reached his trouser waistband.

The young blond gasped when he heard his trouser button was being opened. “Umm… M-Mr U-Uchiha… W-what are you doing?” the Kyuubi vessel stuttered anxiously. Yet, said raven didn’t seem to be interested in that question very much, at least not enough to answer it, as he continued to unzip the blonde’s trousers.

Once he was done, he pulled Naruto’s trousers down to his ankles, revealing everything of the kitsune’s lower body part. Upon realising that his lower body –including his very private area– was exposed to the other male, Naruto grew even more anxious.

He squealed when a hand closed about his member and began to pump it slowly. “Wai— Wait! Mr Uchiha, please wait!” Naruto tried to stop him, but his attempt was to no avail. The raven continued to stroke his semi-hard length oh-so-slowly. The blonde’s body trembled at the almost painfully slow pace.

“Hngh… Nooo…” the blond squealed. The raven haired man’s hand continued to stroke his length from the hilt to the tip, making sure not to forget a single part of it.

Smearing little shots of precum on the kitsune’s cock, the dark haired male engulfed the younger one’s quivering, hard member, earning another squeal from the fox boy.

Wanting to hear the boy beneath him moan, the older man took more of the other one’s cock into his mouth slowly. He began to bob his head up and down on the length, picking up his pace slowly as time went by. The blond gave a soft mewl in reply, bucking his hips up to feel more of that hot mouth sucking him off. However, his try was to no avail as the dark haired male held the fox’s hips steady to prevent him from choking.

“Unnh… Mr Uchiha,” the blond moaned as he felt said man’s right hand sliding up his shirt to play with his nipples while his other hand caressed his balls.

Soon afterwards Naruto felt his body heating up interminably. He couldn’t take much more of that. It was almost unbearable. The hand pinching his nipples, the other one caressing his balls and the Uchiha-bastard sucking him off, were causing the trembling blond to approach his limits quickly.

“Aah! Aaaannnh! Mr Uchiha!!!” Naruto cried out as he came into the raven’s mouth. The dark haired man happily swallowed every drop of the younger one’s milk, licking it clean like a kitten, before he let the now limp member plop out of his mouth again.

He crawled up the younger boy’s body, leaning down next to his ear as he whispered in a low, seductive voice…

“Dobe.”

The blond boy’s eyes flew open and widened comically as he realised he was in Kakashi’s office. Sasuke stood next to him, obviously irritated.

“So you’re finally awake, hn?” the dark haired man said, his voice sounding as angry as he looked like.

‘It was a dream?’ Naruto was completely confused. Just a moment ago he was lying underneath the other male who was now standing in front of him, and it was all just a dream?! That was right. Not only was it a dream but the man he dreamed of was standing in front of him. Naruto blushed a deep crimson red as he remembered the dream he just had had.

“I’m- I’m sorry,” the blond apologized, “I didn’t mean to fall asleep.”

Coal eyes regarded him for a few seconds before a predatory smile graced the pale man’s features. “Oh well, it’s okay I guess, since you’re a dobe anyway,” the raven said coolly.

“But next time,” the dark haired male leaned in closer to the blond to whisper his next words, “call me Sasuke.”

“What?” the kitsune vessel asked confused.

“It sounds more familiar than ‘Mr Uchiha’, don’t you think so?” the raven’s smile turned into a smirk, hidden from the kitsune’s eyes.

‘No way,’ the blonde’s eyes widened comically. ‘I didn’t talk in my sleep, did I? No way! No way! Oh my god!’ the young fox panicked inwardly.

If possible, the raven’s smirk got even wider as he brushed his lips against the other boy’s soft cheek before he pulled away from the blond.

“Well then, it seems my time is up,” the older man stated matter-of-factly as he turned around to take his leave.

“See you tomorrow, dobe,” the Uchiha heir said before he closed the door behind him, effectively hiding his smirk from the younger one.



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Error log file (also known as Author’s note):

Oh, this chapter is so lemony fresh, I feel like Mr Clean. –sniffles the air–

I’m so happy I’m not bald XP.

I like Kakashi (though I still like Sai best). Yippee for perverts (especially perverted artists)!

Poor Naruto and his insomnia… I know how it feels like –stares at the clock–

Kill those damn alarm clocks!!!

I can’t help thinking about ‘Weiß Kreuz’ here.

‘Hunters of the night, deny these evil beasts their tomorrows.’ –assassinate alarm clocks–

I love the ‘Weiß Kreuz’ outtakes. –lol–

Oh well, wrong series right now. =^^=

Back to the original subject: Naruto.

I bet you all know those dreams, when you’re ‘officially’ in a place you know (like your house, for example) and it doesn’t look like it at all. That’s just the same with Naruto’s dream.

The ring in Naruto’s dream meant that he would fall in love. –^^–

I wanted the gravure to make things clear (though it only reads ‘Uchiha’, but since he doesn’t know his first name yet, it wouldn’t make much sense to engrave ‘Uchiha Sasuke’ in it, now would it?)

I have my own ‘Smut ahead’ road sign now. –YAY!–

As for the smut itself in this chapter: let’s just say, I’m saving the best for later…

Thank you so much for all your reviews. I’m really surprised (and honoured) that you seem to like this story so much.

I should try to make a fanart for this fanfic when I have some time. –embarrassed laughter–

Next chapter: The almighty encounter! Yep, they’ll finally recognise each other! =^^=

Stay tuned! Ja, mata ne!

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