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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Yaoilover S: Hey I'm Yaoilover S!
Naruto: And I'm Naruto! Who has to be in a wheelchair for a while.
Yaoilover S: oh come on, they weren't that rough
Naruto: I passed out in the middle of it
Yaoilover S: Um...oh, I bet you guys want to know why I updated so late again. Well this I went to an Anime convention with them! I was Mitani Yuuki from Hikaru no Go! Plus I had some homework shit and crap like that o
Naruto: What a loser...
Yaoilover S: shut up! Well anyway I like to dedicate this chapter to Oruchuban Ebichu. Thank you for being my proofreader for the rest of this story! Aurelia's note: feel very honored! Forgive me if they are still mistakes!
Naruto: Yay! (Being sarcastic)
Yaoilover S: But don't be so sad guys! (Talking to the ones that also asked) I changed my mind about the chapter proof reading so that people who wants to be my next proof readers will proof read my new stories I'll show in the next chapter or so. But it doesn't mean that Digital Love is going to end soon! (That's good for you Oru-chan!)
Naruto: Can we get to the story now?
Yaoilover S: fine and one more thing,
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Memorial Address
Ch.5 Memorial Address (By: Ayumi Hamasaki)
Naruto was lying on his bed, staring off into space when his mom came in his room.
"Naruto, phone," she said while tossing the phone to Naruto, who horribly missed.
"Mom, next time hand it to me or else the phone will break like the previous other ten," Naruto said as he got up and picked up the surprisingly working phone.
"Hello? Oh Shikamaru," Naruto smiled.
Tsunade smiled and then left the room to let the two best friends talking in peace. "I hope Shikamaru can help Naruto to get out of his depression," Tsunade sighed before returning to her room to put more make up on.
-Flash Back-
Naruto ran inside his house covered with leaves, dog crap, and bee stings.
Tsunade came in the room, ready to yell at Naruto when she noticed how he looked. "Naruto, what happened?"
"Something just went bad," answered Naruto, turning away from the woman.
"Naruto, come on, you can tell me." Tsunade said calmly as she wrapped her arms loosely around the blonde.
"Nothing's wrong!" yelled Naruto, slapping her arms away and then running to his room.
"Naruto!" Tsunade called as she tried to follow the boy. She pulled the handle to come in but it wouldn't open. "Naruto, what did I say about putting a lock in your room?! You're going to be in big trouble!"
"It's not locked!" said a half sobbing half screaming voice.
"Then why can't I open it?" she yelled while pulling at the knob again.
"Push the door open,"
Tsunade pushed the door and entered the room.
Tsunade saw Naruto who lay on his bed, facing the wall. "Naruto please, I won't force you to talk to me but at least let me help you with your injuries," she said as she took out her first aid kit from Naruto's closet.
Naruto turned around and faced his mom.
Tsunade smiled as she sat on the edge on Naruto's bed and cleaned off the dirt and leaves on his face. "You've got to take care of your face better than this Naruto," she smiled.
"Why should I?" Naruto asked as he took off his dirty shoes and pants.
"Because you have a beautiful face," she complemented as she put some medicine on Naruto's bee stings.
Naruto blushed and looked down, "Mom, do you think people like me, not just for their revenge because of the pranks I did to them?"
"Of course, I bet girls will be all over you!" she patted Naruto's back.
"I mean boys," Naruto murmured.
"...Well it depends if they swing that way," she smiled.
"I want to tell you everything but I'm not sure how you'll react," Naruto looked at Tsunade with worry.
"Don't worry, my love for you wont change," Tsunade smiled.
Naruto put his head on Tsunade's lap and looked up at her, "Well you see I 've been having a crush on this boy for three years and well...he kissed me yesterday..."
"Isn't that good?" Tsunade asked as she patted Naruto's soft hair.
"I'm not sure if it was out of pity, lust, or that he was just tricking me...because well...if a girl hadn't called his name...I think he would've taken me," Naruto sighed. (Yaoilover S: I really would have made Sasuke do that, if I wasn't so lazy though)
Tsunade tried to control her anger as she kept on patting Naruto's head, "Oh really?" she twitched a smile.
"Yeah and I think all of that was only a trick because she said something about a bet..." Naruto said sadly.
"Naruto..." Tsunade frowned.
"But there's more...you see there's this other boy name Neji and he's a cocky bastard and I really can't stand him but...oh I have to tell you the beginning first so you'll understand."
Tsunade nodded.
"It all started at the sleep over I had before the first day of school. After playing Donkey Konga we went to my room and played truth or dare. I was then dared to be a girl on AIM, where I met another cocky boy because of who I started to feel something weird again. One day he asked me out and we were supposed to meet in the park yesterday but I was held in class. When I finally was able to come, I saw Neji at the fountain. And well, he gave me the flowers my date wanted to give me and...I...kissed him," Naruto blushed.
"Looks like you started to become a big boy now Naruto!" Tsunade cheered while crushing Naruto in a bear hug. "Is that why you were so sad? Because you don't feel loved."
"Mom stop! It's not THAT big of a deal!" Naruto yelled as he pulled himself out of the hug. "And no that's not why I was sad. I was sad because I'm confuse about my feelings," Naruto blushed.
"So...what are you going to do about the trio-love tide?" Tsunade asked, smiling brightly.
"Huh?" Naruto looked at his mom.
"You know. Which one are you going to choose?" she said happily.
Naruto smiled softly and looked away, "To tell the truth..." he looked at his mom sweetly, "I don't know"
-Flash Back end-
Tsunade was about to make breakfast when she heard yelling.
"SHIKAMARU YOU BASTARD! WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU COMING?!"
"Then again, I think Shikamaru made it worse," Tsunade sighed as she went back to Naruto's room to shut him up.
Chemistry...
"Naruto, you seem different today, are you okay?" Haku asked as he tapped on Naruto's shoulder.
"I'm just a bit confused..." Naruto said as looking down at his paper.
"Is it about your date?" Haku asked.
"Yeah..." Naruto lightly blushed.
"Are you okay? Did it go all wrong?" Haku looked at Naruto with worry.
"I was kissed by Sasuke and I kissed Neji..." Naruto blushed harder.
"What? What happened?" Haku asked with anticipation
"I'll tell you at lunch," Naruto whispered as he started writing notes.
"Okay..." Haku started working on his notes. 'Wait' he thought as he looked at Naruto. "Oi Naruto," he whispered, softly tapping on the blonde's shoulder again.
Naruto sighed and looked at Haku, "What?"
"Where's Shikamaru?" Haku asked.
"He won't be coming to school this week," Naruto growled.
Haku raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
"Because he's sick," Naruto said, trying to keep it cool.
"But why a week?" Haku tapped Naruto's head this time.
"When he gets sick, he won't come to school for a week even if he feels better the next day (1)," Naruto angrily mumbled as he pointed at Haku's desk.
"Why?" Haku said while passing Naruto his finished notes.
"He's just that lazy," Naruto sighed as he copied Haku's notes.
Lunch...
Naruto was walking away from his locker when he saw Sasuke talking to a girl with long-blonde hair.
Naruto smiled softly and continued walking straight.
Sasuke noticed Naruto and quickly walked away.
'Sasuke...don't you like me?' Naruto frowned for a moment.
Just then the blonde-haired girl looked at Naruto, "Great, I bet Sasuke left because of you!" she spat pushing Naruto out of her way.
"Bitch," Naruto murmured as he left the hall.
"Naruto!!" someone yelled from behind.
Naruto turned around and smiled, "Hey Haku"
"So, what happened on Friday with that double kiss you got?" he purred.
"You make it sound so big Haku," Naruto said as he lightly blushed.
"Well it is when you get two guys to kiss you," he smiled.
Naruto told Haku everything while walking to their usual lunch spot. Naruto was about to push Haku out of his way so he could get his ramen, when he saw Neji getting his own lunch in a line nearby.
"Um, I'm going to our spot Haku so no one will take it, please get my ramen for me," Naruto said as he put his money in Haku's hand and then walked away, trying to hide his blush.
"Naruto, wait!" Haku called as the blonde ran away from the scene.
Neji heard Naruto's name and turned around, but all he saw was Haku looking back at something. Neji frowned and turned back in line.
Haku looked at Neji and tilted his head. 'Is Naruto that embarrassed? No, it must be something else. Hmmm, looks like I have to do some investigating' Haku smiled evilly.
Naruto was laying his head over his arms when he smelled the sweet yet watery smell of ramen. He lifted his head to look in the eyes of "Neji!" Naruto squeaked as he fell over from his seat.
"Yes it's me, and you owe my two dollars." Neji said putting the ramen cup down. "We need to talk,"
"No we don't," Naruto said as he picked himself up, "Why are you here anyway, and why do you have ramen?"
Neji sighed, "Haku had to go to take a test for his English class,"
Naruto frowned. 'Stupid Haku and his crush for Zabuza!'
"And I don't like ramen, it taste like soggy crackers and water," Neji added as he put the ramen cup down.
"You dare insulting my beautiful ramen!" Naruto yelled slapping the cup of ramen away.
"You yelled at me about insulting ramen and you just go slapping it away" Neji said sitting down.
"This is different! I don't take ramen from anybody!" Naruto yelled.
Neji noticed that Naruto was slowly creating a scene. Taking the boy's hand, he dragged him to the back of the boy's gym. After Neji made sure no one was around, he let go of Naruto's hand.
"Why did you do that?!" Naruto yelled.
"I didn't want to make a scene,"
"Oh well I'm sorry that I almost ruined your perfect reputation," Naruto hollered as he started walking away.
But Neji grabbed his arm, pulling him back and pinned Naruto on the wall with one arm. "Look, I don't know what the hell is your problem but it doesn't mean that you can take it out on me!" he growled.
"Shut the hell up! You don't know anything!" Naruto yelled as he tried to get out of Neji's hold.
"Exactly, so why the hell are you taking it out on me? If it's about the kiss then that's understandable, but then again you were the one that made the move on me," Neji's hold got a little looser.
Naruto bit his lip and looked away. 'He's right, I'm just mad at myself and Sasuke...but he ignored me, like I did to N-Destiny15...' Naruto put his hand on Neji's but he still looked away.
Neji let go of his hold and stepped back, waiting for Naruto to speak.
Naruto looked at Neji, then shut his eyes, and ran away as the school bell rang.
English...
Naruto sat right behind Haku and smacked him on the head, "asshole"
"Ow, why did you do that?" Haku whined while turning around, holding his injured head.
"Why the fuck did you let Neji give me my ramen!" Naruto whispered loudly.
"I had to do something with Zabuza," Haku giggled.
"I hope you chocked on his sperm you traitor!" Naruto growled.
Haku blushed. 'Damn him! "S-s-shut up Naruto"
"Ah, revenge is sweet,' Naruto thought to himself as he leaned back into his seat.
"Okay class," Zabuza said as he entered the classroom. "As you know we were working on the Allegory of The Cave, and since most of your drawings were so inspiring and graphic, I decided that we should take a field trip to see another version of the cave."
'What the hell is it with Zabuza and that damn cave! (2) Naruto sighed and took out his folder.
"My other colleague agreed to the idea of this coming trip so both Mr. Raya's will be going on this field trip. But since most of you are failing or didn't do much about the cave, I'm just going to be taking the ones that wants to go." Zabuza finished as he passed out the forms. "If you want to go, it's 100 per person,"
"WHAT?!" the whole class screamed.
"This school isn't really rich class," Zabuza sighed as he handed Haku a form.
"You got that right," Naruto murmured.
"Hmmmm, Mr. Raya's class huh?" Haku smiled as he turned to Naruto, "Isn't that the class Neji is in?"
Naruto shrugged, "I don't know, I never saw his schedule,"
Haku frowned and smiled once more, "oh, but didn't Sasuke did that really good drawing of the cave on the board?"
Naruto froze, 'Crap! I also did a good job on the cave since I colored mine on Photoshop!'Naruto gulped.
'Revenge is sweet indeed' Haku smiled to himself as he turned around and leaned back into his chair.
'I wish this class could be over! I want to go home! I want to talk with him!' Naruto sighed and put his head on his desk.
"Oh Naruto," Haku whispered, "I need to show you something after school"
"Yeah, sure" Naruto mumbled.
After School...
"Okay, what is it that you wanted to show me Haku?" Naruto asked in an annoyed tone.
"Ta da!" Haku smiled as he showed Naruto his notebook.
"A notebook?" Naruto tilted his head.
"Not just any notebook, this one is full of drawings I did, it's a really funny joke I think you will really like too," Haku smiled once more as he prepared to open the notebook.
"What is it called?" Naruto asked putting his hands on his hips.
"Karuto!(3)" Haku giggled as he opened the notebook, showing the front cover. (Yaoilover S: I don't own Karuto, my sister does, but she doesn't own some of what the characters look like! That belongs to that person that created Naruto and all the cool jump manga and anime!)
"He looks just like me!" Naruto yelled.
"Yeah, this is a joke about your manga Naruto! Haku turned the page.
"Why do the character look funny?" Naruto asked as he held the notebook.
Haku came behind him and pointed each person out. "Okay, this is Karuto (Naruto) his special attack is Sexy-no-justu but instead of turning into a naked girl, he just turns into a naked boy. Oh and instead of the demon fox being sealed in his stomach, it's going to be sealed in his hair, the fox is the size of a bead, and the fox sometimes comes out to talk to people. And the town hates him for being beautiful." Haku said as he pointed at a boy with spotted orange and blue jumpsuit.
Naruto chuckled a little and turned the page.
"And the head band he's wearing is just a upside down question mark, that's stand for the hidden village since no one outside know where it is.
"This is Sasui (Sasuke) his attack is shorigon(sharingan), which just make his eyes bloodshot, and instead of him copying Justus, he does the exact opposite jutsu. Oh and instead of girls chasing him, boys are going to chase him!" he said as he pointed at a boy with an all black cloths with a symbol of an electric fan on his back.
Naruto covered his mouth to prevent from laughing and turned the page.
"Now this is Bakura (Sakura) she also haves an inner Bakura but it's in her forehead and the forehead talks," he said as he pointed at a girl with a really big forehead.
Naruto started laughing hysterically while imagining Sakura's big forehead talking.
"And here id Matashi, his attack is the same thing as Sasui, oh and his chidori doesn't sound like birds, instead they sound like a thousand cows mooing. And he still has his book but it's not called Icha Icha Paradise, instead its call Para Para Paradise (the people who made Initial D music aurelie's note: and a fun game! God bless Konami) Oh and instead of his mouth being covered, his eyes are being covered and he can't see a thing around him." Haku pointed at a guy whose mouth is showing but his eyes weren't.
Naruto couldn't stop laughing, "What the hell? What about the other people! I want to see more," Naruto said as he tried to stop laughing. He handed Haku the notebook.
"I'll show you some more tomorrow when I'm done with Kai (Gai)" Haku smiled.
"Okay, thanks Haku, I really needed that!" Naruto smiled.
"You sure did because in our field trip, we have to be in groups of three, and the other classes will do the same, which means that Neji and Sasuke might be in a group with you," Haku smiled evilly as he walked away.
"WHAT!? Haku, come back here! I know you're up to something!" Naruto yelled as he shook his fist at his friend.
"Sorry I have to see Zabuza today," Haku smiled, waved at Naruto and went inside the school building.
"I HOPE YOU DIE BY A BIG DICK IN YOUR ASS YOU BASTARD!" Naruto yelled as he looked at the building once more.
"SHUT UP NARUTO!" yelled a girly voice from inside the school building.
Naruto smiled and walked away.
In the streets...
Naruto had to walk home because Shikamaru wasn't here. "Damn you lazy ass! When I get home, I'm going to make you cry like a bitch!" he yelled, as he was about to cross the street.
Just then a jet-black car stops in front of Naruto.
It took Naruto a second to catch his breath, "HEY! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME YOU JACKASS!" he screamed at the car as he walked around the vehicle.
"Oi dumbass, if you're going to yell at me like that I'm not going to give you a ride home," a voice called from the car.
Naruto froze and slowly turned around. "S-S-Sasuke?"
"Yes it's me, so are you going to get in or not?" he said in an irritated tone.
"S-sure," Naruto blushed as he opened the car door.
"You take too long," Sasuke said as he took Naruto's hand and yanked him in.
"Hey, I was just trying to clean my shoes so your car won't get dirty you bastard!" Naruto yelled.
"Sasuke, tell your boyfriend to shut up or I'll throw him out of the car," the driver said.
Naruto looked at the driver 'huh? He looks like Sasuke!' Naruto couldn't help but stare at the driver.
"That's my brother Itachi," Sasuke said.
Naruto turned at Sasuke, "Oh, um...Sasuke?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you giving me a ride?" Naruto asked.
"We need to talk," he said seriously.
Naruto looked at Sasuke in shock. 'He wants to talk? Oh no, what if he wants to talk about...the kiss on Friday...' Naruto gulped.
"At lunch, I saw you talking with another guy" Sasuke started
Naruto tensed 'Did he heard what we said?' he bit his lip, "Y-yeah..."
"You also seemed pissed." Sasuke added.
Naruto nodded, he didn't know what to say and worst of all he knew that Sasuke would ask him why.
A moment later. "So why were you pissed?" he looked at Naruto.
Naruto looked at his feet, then he looked at Sasuke in the corner of his eye, and he turned to look out the window. "I'm just confused..." Naruto said as he touched the window.
Sasuke kept on looking at Naruto, who was aware of it. The blonde sighed and turned back to look at Sasuke. "Do you like me?"
Sasuke eyes widened but he quickly shook if off. "Yes..."
Naruto heart jumped.
"...And no"
Naruto made a hurt and confused face. "...?"
"I think you're loud, stupid, annoying, very dense, and irritating..."
'Oh, what a nice thing to say to someone who is questioning their feelings you stupid cold hearted bastard' Naruto mentally thought as he made a very pissed face.
"...But I also think you're really cute," he finished as he inched closer to the shocked blonde.
Naruto blushed and scooted back. He was really confused now. 'I have to hurry and get home, I need to talk to him...but-' Naruto's thoughts were interrupted by Sasuke's lips.
Naruto tensed, this was the second time Sasuke kissed him. But this time Naruto felt really unconformable. Maybe it's because the car door handle is painfully stabbing his back, or maybe because the seatbelt and Sasuke's knee is crushing his groin, or maybe the reason is that Itachi is staring at them kissing.
Sasuke held Naruto's face with both of his hands as he slipped his tongue in Naruto's mouth, Naruto moaned him to stop but it sounded more like a 'want more' moan. Naruto froze as a hand touched his knee, but Sasuke's hands were on his face 'So if Sasuke's hands are here then that means...' "Ahh!" Naruto jumped as he pushed Sasuke and the perverted hand away from him.
Sasuke looked at Naruto in confusion. Itachi also looked at Naruto.
"What the hell are you doing?" Naruto screamed as he pointed at the owner on the hand.
Sasuke thought Naruto was pointing at him but then he noticed his brother moving away. "Itachi" Sasuke growled turning to his brother.
"I needed to get Naruto's attention before you two started stripping." Itachi said as he put his car on park.
Naruto looked out the window to face his house. "Oh, thanks for the ride." Naruto said as he quickly took his belongings and left the car before the two boys could see his red face.
But they already did.
"Hmmm, looks like you're going to have fun with this one Sasuke," Itachi purred as he started the car once more.
"Shut up." Sasuke growled.
Naruto climbed up the stairs and to the front porch only to find a pissed off woman standing at the door with a laptop in her hands.
"Nooooooooo!" Naruto screamed as he dashed toward his treasured device.
Tsunade let the blonde take the laptop and closed the door. "So, who dropped you off just now?"
"Oh," Naruto turned around with a light blush on his face. "That was Sasuke and his brother"
"Oh, Naruto getting some action now," said an older voice from behind.
Naruto slowly turned around, his eyes widened, "Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Jiraiya-pervert!" he screamed as he pointed at the old man.
"What?! That's not true! I'm not just a pervert!" Jiraiya yelled.
"What? Yeah right! I saw what happened to Haku!" Naruto screamed.
"But I'm not just a pervert kid," he said as he made an evil face, "I'm a SUPER PERVERT!"
'He's actually admitting it?' Naruto shuttered. "Wait, but that doesn't make a difference of what you did to Haku!" Naruto yelled.
-Flash Back-
Naruto and Haku just got finished playing ice cream wars when Haku realized he was still sticky. "Naruto can I take a bath?"
"Sure, just don't use up all the hot water," the little blonde smiled.
Haku smiled at Naruto before getting up and walking to the bathroom.
Thirty minuets have passed since Haku went to the bathroom. Naruto was passed out on the couch, sleeping like a bear on a winter day.
Knock
"Huh?" Naruto lifted his head, he looked around and went back to sleep.
Knock
Naruto looked at the door for the second time then went back to sleep.
-Outside...-
Jiraiya was getting annoyed, "Where the hell is she? I'm suppose to talk to Naruto right now," he cured a couple of words until he got an idea of where Tsunade is. "She might be taking a bath!" he giggled as he held back his bloody nose and went to the side of the house where the bathroom is.
He opened the window with an old pip he left by the window last time he "Visited" He opened the window, feeling the steam in his face. "Mmmm, she must have bought some new shampoo!" he cheered quietly as he took out his telescope to get a "better" look inside.
-In the bathroom...-
Haku was singing his favorite song while washing his hair for the fifth time.
"jibunrashisa nante
kangaetemo imi nante nai ne
donna toki mo kimi wa kimi dakara
ari no mama de ite
poketto no naka wo karappo ni shite mo
daiji na mono wa hidari no mune ni nokotteru
yume wa ryuusei no you ni
ameagari no niji no you ni
kono kokoro ni hikari wo tsuretekuru
nayami tsuzukeru koto ga
hitotsu no kotae ni naruyo
gomakashitari shinai to chikau no"
Haku rinsed his hair and reached to the towel to wipe his eyes when he saw a pair of old eyes looking at him. Haku twitched for a second then he...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
That woke Naruto right up. "Haku?" he got up and walked to the bathroom. He knocked on the door "Haku?"
"Pervert!"
Clank
"Peeping tom!"
Bonk
"Help!"
Crash
"Hey, easy little girl!" said an older voice.
Naruto's eyes widened before he kicked the door open and ran inside. "Get away from him Pervert!" he yelled as he shielded the little naked boy.
"him?" the old man raised an eyebrow. "You mean that little girl behind you?" he asked as he pointed at Haku.
Naruto got mad. "Does this look like a thing a little girl have?" he screamed as he stepped away from Haku and held his member in his hand, showing the perverted old man.
"Naruto!" Haku yelled as he punched the blonde boy and covered himself with a towel.
Too bad those kids didn't notice the shocked face the peeping tom made.
It was time for him to scream...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
With that, the two boys jumped on the intruder and slammed him on the ground.
Tsunade washer room at the time, trying to finish putting on her make up when she heard that dreadful scream. "Those boys are going to pay," she growled as she got up and went to the bathroom.
When she opened the door, she covered her mouth to hold the laughter that wanted to come out.
Naruto and a still naked Haku are on top of her old friend Jiraiya, punching and hitting him with anything they can hold. Naruto was on his legs, hitting them with a shampoo bottle while Haku was on his chest, slapping and punching him, calling him a Hentai over and over again.
"Hey you guys, stop fighting and clean up this mess!" she yelled as she pushed Naruto and Haku off of Jiraiya.
"But mom, he started it!" Naruto yelled.
"Yeah, I caught him peeping on me when I was taking a bath, and plus he called me a girl!" Haku screamed.
"That's because I thought Tsunade been in here!" Jiraiya yelled as he got up.
"Pervert!" Tsunade yelled as she punched Jiraiya back to the ground.
"Mom! Why is a pervert here?!" Naruto asked.
"I was here to talk to you guys about the birds and the bees!" Jiraiya said as he got up and rubbed his head.
"You talking to us about the birds and the bees?" Naruto crossed his arms.
"Why the hell do we need a pervert to talk to us about that subject when he's obviously never learned it himself," Haku spat as he crossed his arms.
Tsunade sighed and patted Jiraiya's shoulder, "Try again next time you old fool,"
"Old fool?" Jiraiya yelled, "As I recall, you're as old as I am!"
"That's true mom," Naruto laughed.
Haku shook his head, "Bad move you guys," he said as he put on a towel and stepped out the bathroom.
"Old?" Tsunade twitched as she cracked her knuckles.
Naruto and Jiraiya started sweating like crazy.
Naruto put on an innocent face, "Mom..."
Jiraiya did the same, "Old Friend..."
That done it.
Wham!
Bam!
-Flash Back end-
"Hey, don't worry about that Haku kid, I don't like boys," Jiraiya said as he tiptoed to the bathroom.
Naruto sweat dropped, "Jiraiya-pervert, Tsunade is still at the door-"
"No she's not, I saw her going to the bathroom," he giggled as he lifted a sticker from the bathroom door and closed one eye. "I bet she's-"
"Kicking your ass for making a peep hole in my house!" Tsunade yelled as she kicked the bathroom door on Jiraiya.
"Mom, why is Jiraiya-pervert here?"
"Oh, she invited me over to have a talk with you," Jiraiya said as he lifted the door off of him. "Lets go kid," he said as he put his hand on Naruto's shoulder and guided the blonde to his room.
Naruto slapped Jiraiya's hand away and sat on his bed. "So what do you want to talk to me about?"
Jiraiya sighed and sat on Naruto's chair. "We need to talk about the birds and the bees..."
Naruto knew where this is going.
'Shit...'
To be continued...
Yaoilover S: Okay, this is the only chapter was okay but it was short again, sorry! Anyways at least Sasuke got some action. And this is the only chapter that doesn't have anything to do A.I.M! Shocking isn't it?
(1) Okay, that part is actually true. Socking I know, my friend Fuko-chan has a friend that looks and acts like Shikamaru, he really does that when he's sick!
(2) My English teacher is like that, he loves that freak'n cave! But he's cool, he even lets Fuko-chan and I read mangas during class! But we think he's gay (let's cross our finger people!)
(3) Karuto! The lovable Naruto joke my sister and I made up! You guys have to see the drawings she did for them! But that doesn't mean I don't like that cute little fox! : Pinches Naruto's cheeks:
Naruto: Hey, why is my headband an upside down question mark?
Yaoilover S: Because, like Haku said, you live in a hidden village and nobody knows where it is, not even you guys! Isn't that funny?!
Things to know about Digital Love!:
Like Crazy Night, this fic is making fun of A.I.M because it sucks and I don't like wasting my time on that stuff because it takes time out of my yaoi. But it's good to do it at my friends house and stuff, my family is having this stupid Date Line crap about people you meet and stuff so I'm staying away from that stuff until I move out or get my own Fucking computer!
But being the poorly joke gifted girl I am, no one gets my jokes and things I say about A.I.M. But I don't blame you, I don't even get the joke myself! But at least it's a little better than Naruto's! '
Naruto: ' What the hell was that? My jokes are better than that shit you call funny...
Yaoilover S: Sorry can't talk, I'm calling Itachi :evil smile:
Naruto: shit :runs away:
Next chapter:
It's almost Halloween! What will happen to our lovable uke? Sasuke is avoiding him and Neji makes his first move, but there is one big thing I'm going to put in my profile soon...:evil laugh: But with who...Hint/give away: dreams! Dreams! DREAMS! Hahahahaha
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