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Naruto Mini Stories	By : Strailo Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 35021 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Title: A Little Need
Fandom: Naruto
Chapter: 1
Characters: Naruto, Shikamaru
Word Count: 1,777
Warnings: Cross dressing
AN: Dude, my throat hates me but I'm writing and writing hard! So keep an eye out for things to come!

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Looking down at the mandate that he had just gotten, Naruto whined, jarring Shikamaru from his nap next to him. The two men had been sparring for the last little while, Naruto getting ready for an exhibition match between Team Kakashi, Team Asuma, Team Kurenai, and Team Gai. “The fuck?” the lazy nin slurred, blinking up at the pouting future Rokudaime.

“Tsunade is a bitch but I suppose I can understand where she’s coming from,” Naruto finally sighed, looking at the piece of paper. He looked down at Shikamaru and cocked an elegantly shaped eyebrow, courtesy of Sakura and specialized wax strips. “You know how she’s working on getting the academy and shit up to standard? Especially after all of the bullshit that our group went through?” he asked.

“Yeah, what about it?” Shikamaru asked, yawning as he sat up. Naruto handed over the mandate, the other man taking in and starting to read over it. “Is she fucking with us?” he squeaked, Naruto shaking his head.

“Nope. Because of the fact that four of her shinobi are now in the hospital for daring to think that just because they’re nin’s now, and jounin, that they can do whatever they want, including attacking kunoichi and civilian women, she’s doing this. All male nin from now on have to dress up or henge into a woman for a certain amount of time,” Naruto drawled, huffing. “Like I haven’t been used as a dress up doll by Sakura a few dozen times before.”

“Fuck. And you and me have that one mission coming up,” Shikamaru grumbled, Naruto nodding his head with a sigh.

“Yep. I have no idea what we’re going to do since we can’t use any kind of chakra technique on that mission except seals,” Naruto sighed, shaking his head.

“At least you can pull off lookin’ like a chick,” Shikamaru snorted. “How troublesome. I suppose we’re going to have to talk to one of the girls to see if they can help us.”

“Yeah, but who?” Naruto asked, taking the mandate and reading over how long they were going to have to be ‘girls’ such as it was.

“Hinata?” Shikamaru suggested, flopping back as he pulled out a pack of cigarettes, pulling one out and sticking it in the side of his mouth.

“She doesn’t do makeup unless it’s for extremely formal occasions. Or for missions. But she tends to have to wear specialized contacts during those,” Naruto said, shaking his head. “And it tends to be outlandish makeup to boot.” He thought for a moment. “What about Temari?”

Shikamaru snorted and shook his head, blowing out a stream of smoke as he flicked ash off of his cigarette to the side. “She’s still pissed that I didn’t want to fuck around with her anymore. I told her when we got together that it wouldn’t be much of anything right now. I have my training to be one of your personal guards as it is, so I’m to damn busy to date.” He huffed. “Kurenai?” he asked

“Nah, she’s got her daughter's first day of schooling this week so she’s doing last minute shit,” Naruto reminded him. “Tsunade and Shizune are both crazy busy to.”

“What about Sakura?” Shikamaru asked as he took another drag off of his cigarette.

Naruto shook his head. “She’s gotten kind of scary about my looks lately. Last time I talked to her, she was muttering about Sasuke staring at my ass the last time he was around,” he said, snorting softly at that argument. The only reason why she hadn’t hit him had been the ANBU that had been with him that day. He was still pissed off at her and had warned her if she kept up that attitude, he would put Shizune and her apprentice in charge of the hospital.

“Damn idiot,” Shikamaru grunted, remembering hearing about that fight. “Anko is out of the running to. Who knows what makeup would look like coming from her. And Tenten hates the shit. Who else do we know? Sai is good with makeup right?”

“Same thing as with Hinata. He knows outlandish shit, not actual nice makeup. And most of the other woman who we could ask are either busy or would rip our dicks off for asking about makeup. Much less how to pull off the looks of a woman,” Naruto said, waving the paper in the air before huffing. “Why us?” he groaned, letting his head drop.

Shikamaru smirked and reached out, tweaking his friends and sometimes lover’s hip. “I think we can probably get away with asking Ino. She’d know this shit and she’d be willing to help if we give a cutting of that one plant you have,” he said, Naruto tilting his head to the side as he narrowed his eyes at him. “She mostly wants the seeds to grow more. Apparently if she can breed the damn thing she can save the hospital some massive money. As it is they hunt down this shit all over the place. It’s part of the inoculations that kids get now.”

“Well, I suppose I can supply her with a trimming. It’s been getting a bit big and I’m having to repot it anyways. If I give her like half of it, she’ll do fine,” Naruto mused before sighing. “Come on, lazy ass. Might as well get this over and done with,” he groaned, standing up. Shikamaru groaned and stood, following after Naruto to his small home that he had built on his family’s land.

Some fool in the old council had thought to burn down the original house, not wanting Naruto to get his hands on the contents within. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for Naruto, everything had been sealed up and removed before hand by Naruto who didn’t trust the council. The idiot had been charged for treason, while the rest of the council had ended up disbanded and rebuilt, the original ones watched carefully.

Once at the house, Shikamaru took up a seat in a window seat, window open to allow a small breeze to pass through and watched as Naruto carefully transferred his precious plant. Watching the long fingers work with the plant and dirt, he held himself back from doing anything until the new pots had been placed into their spots for the moment before he pressed Naruto over the kitchen table. He took his friend slowly, hissing things that normally would have never left his mouth into one ear as Naruto cried out for more, shoving back into the slow rocks that soon became fast and hard thrusts.

After they came, creating a mess that the huffy Naruto had left Shikamaru to clean up while he took a shower, the lazy genius smirked smugly. He had been Naruto’s first, the other man wanting someone who he trusted not to fuck him over, and they continued to hook up afterwards. To him, Naruto was still the best lover he had had, even Temari who could suck a guy’s brains out through their dick if she had half a mind to do so.

But then again, there was just something so innocent about the man, even with the way his life was.

Taking a shower after Naruto, Shikamaru dressed and found Naruto stroking the dark blue leaves before stroking a finger up the underside of the flower bulb that looked a lot like a small, polka-dotted lily flower. His body gave a valiant twitch as his blood heated, making him groan.

“If you say I’m going to kill you through sex, I’m going to use a kunai on you,” Naruto drawled, giving him a knowing look. “Come on. Let’s go bribe Ino for lessons.” With that, he picked up the pot and headed out of the house, setting the wards and locks with a bit of chakra.

Arriving at the flower shop that Ino’s family ran on their off time, Naruto smiled at Inoichi, getting a nod from the other man. “Is Ino around?” he asked, holding up the small plant that the mind master nearly started to drool over.

“Yeah, she is. Upstairs,” he said, watching the plant head up the stairs with Naruto and Shikamaru, much to the two boy’s amusement. Shaking his head, Inoichi sighed. “That girl had better say yes to whatever they’re bribing her for. I know for a fact that’s not just a trimming of his baby,” he muttered.

“Ino-chan?” Naruto called out when he and Shikamaru stepped into the main apartment area. While Ino had an apartment, she tended to hang out in the apartment above her family’s flower shop during her day off.

“What are you guys doing here?” Ino asked around a piece of vegetable as she came out of the kitchen, eyebrows raising as Naruto dug around in one pocket and pulled out the mandate. “What do you need and how are you bribing me?” she asked after she had read over the paper, chewing and swallowing her bite.

“We need to know how best to look like girls. You’re the only one who won’t drive us nuts,” Naruto stated, before holding up the plant. “If you do this, I will give you an official decree as the Hokage-in-Training to be the only official grower and supplier of this plant here.” Ino’s eyebrow twitched.

“Make my immediate family the only ones and I’ll even take you shopping on my dime,” she bargained.

“You, your descendents, and your father only,” Naruto stated. “And if your children don’t want to be a grower, your personally picked apprentice,” he agreed.

“Deal. Let me get my cards. We’ll start with buying clothes, including kimono’s and makeup,” she stated, finishing her food before taking the plant. She cooed at it as she carried it back to her old bedroom, patting one leaf gently. Grabbing her cards, she took the boys shopping and gave them a crash course in all of what it meant to be a woman.

They spent the next week learning how to walk in various styles of shoes and clothes, how to put on their clothes to make it look like they had curves in all of the right places. Shikamaru even learned how to wax his face, the poor guy having a bad case of five o’clock shadow. He hated waxing, but he knew he would have to do it for his missions, if he had to.

But they all knew that Naruto made the better girl, much to the other man’s unhappiness.
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