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Sinful Tales of Konoha	By : Retsinnal Category: Naruto > General Views: 126828 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter 44 – The Fury of Uzumaki Naruto
Naruto

After a rather uneventful Thursday, where Naruto did more of what he has done for the greater parts of the last few weeks, which would be going to school, train and having sex with Kurenai, Naruto would be in for quite a ride the following Friday. At first Naruto felt great after the school day ended, being delighted with the fact that he now only had to endure one final week in school before it's all over and he can finally earn his headband and become an actual ninja. That good mood of his didn't last very long after an upset Kurenai told him something out at his training spot in his parents backyard.

“What's got you pouting, beautiful?” Naruto asked Kurenai when he saw her come towards him, pouting while doing so.

“It's awful, Naruto-kun..” Kurenai said lowering her head, while she walked towards her usual seat on top of the large stone where she always sits at when she is watching Naruto train.

“What's awful?” Naruto asked with a sigh, knowing that he would probably regret asking her that soon.

“It's because of Yugao-chan and her stupid ideas.” Kurenai said while she stared at the ground underneath her with a mean frown “Because of her I now have to go on some stupid double date dinner thing together with Asuma, Yugao-chan and her boyfriend, whatever his name is.”.

“You could have just said no, you know?” Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.

Kurenai huffed and crossed her arms in front of her chest “These are the sort of ridiculous get togethers and night outs that I have had to endure for the past three years, while trying to sell the image of me and Asuma being a couple. Now that you and I are together, I don't really see the point of continuing this charade.”.

“Then don't?” Naruto asked with a deadpan expression “Even my parents know about us now, what is the point of us even keeping this a secret any longer?”.

Kurenai stared at Naruto with a serious expression “I'm not done getting my revenge on that insect yet. I will not stop until he knows his place in this world, and I want to humiliate him to the point that he will never get any silly ideas like that again. That's why I must continue to sell the image of me and Asuma being a couple, to my friends and Asuma's friends at the very least.”

Naruto scratched the back of his head awkwardly, mainly because he was feeling very uncomfortable with how crazy Kurenai could act sometimes. “What did he do to you again?” Naruto asked.

Kurenai scoffed and wore an expression of pure disgust on her pretty face “That filth! That lowly insect thought he could fall in love with me and bother me to no end. Him falling in love with a higher being like myself? A woman who was born to be your queen?” Kurenai asked with a witch like laugh “Hah! That's absurd and unforgivable. That filthy insect must learn his place in this world!” Kurenai yelled, pointing her finger at a tree, while continuing to let out witch like cackles of laughter.

Naruto's eyebrows started twitching, before blew out some air “Yes, of course..” he said sarcastically “Right, I think it's time for some one handed push ups.” he added, then quickly got down and ready to start doing some push ups.

“Oh my! Please do take your shirt off if that's the case” Kurenai said licking her lips, while she stared at Naruto with a thirsty expression.

“Maybe later when I get sweaty” Naruto responded while doing his first few push ups.

“Take it off!” Kurenai demanded in a stern tone, which left no room for argument.

“Yes yes..” Naruto responded with a sigh, using his free hand to remove his T-shirt from his body, but kept doing push ups with his other hand at the same time.

“Happy now, bitch?” Naruto asked with a twitching eyebrow.

Kurenai smiled at him “Yes, thank you, my sweet king.” she said while eating him up with her eyes. Kurenai would watch Naruto train shirtless for a few more hours, resting her eyes on what she sees as the perfect adonis of a human in the form of Naruto. Then she got an idea. And idea which would make her evening a whole lot interesting, and it would also let her spend the evening with Naruto.

“I think I know how we can solve this problem of ours” Kurenai said while smirking.

“Ours? That date is your problem, not mine” Naruto said in between doing sit ups this time around.

“It's not a date, it's a stupid charade” Kurenai said shaking her head “But if you came along as well, like you usually do on mine and Asuma's fake dates, then I think this could become a very entertaining evening instead.”.

“No thanks, I don't want to go on some lame ass double date with your fake boyfriend and some people I don't know” Naruto said waving her off.

“You should know Yugao-chan, you have met her a ton of times.” Kurenai said.

“What does she look like?” Naruto asked.

“She is mine and Anko-chan's purple haired friend. The one who your father often sends out to fetch you whenever he wants to talk with you.” Kurenai explained with a chuckle.

“Oh her, the lady with the rabbit mask, right?” Naruto asked while picturing a certain anbu woman in his mind.

“Hmm” Kurenai hummed “You're not really supposed to know the real identity of an ANBU agent. I suppose it was unavoidable for you to not to recognize her, since there aren't that many people with purple hair in our village, aside from Anko-chan, Yugao-chan and a few others.”.

“There aren't many sexy babes with fine asses like hers either” Naruto said with a big shit eating grin. When he pictured Yugao earlier, he was imagining an image of her back frame, of what he thinks is the most memorable part of her, and which has always impressed him the most about her.

Kurenai stood up, then did a little spin, turning her body around. She rested hand on her hip and asked “Do you like her butt more than mine?”.

Naruto didn't miss a beat, immediately jumping up to standing position, then walked over to Kurenai and put his arms around her waist. He pulled her into him, pressing his body against hers, while squeezing her ass with both hands.

“You already know the answer to that, Kurenai-chan. Nothing can beat perfection, dattebayo!” Naruto said with a cheeky smile, eye winking at her.

Kurenai smiled at that compliment “I know that, I just wanted you to remind me” she said, eye winking back at him.

“She is not far off though” Naruto spoke jokingly, before letting go of Kurenai. He turned around with the intention of getting back to his work out, while an amused Kurenai said “If you like her ass that much, then you should really come with us to that lame dinner tonight.”.

“I don't get it? What does her ass have to do with me eating dinner with you all?” Naruto asked, having resumed his work out by doing something that looked a little bit crazy to Kurenai, since he was kinda standing up side down, while only lifting himself up with a single finger which carried all of his weight.

“Let me explain” Kurenai said as she sat down on that rock again and got comfortable. She crossed her legs in a feminine manner and smiled at Naruto “I get the feeling that you don't really believe us when we tell you about your popularity, and that you can have whoever you want, whenever you feel like it.”.

“Yeah, it sounds kinda insane to me. I get that I'm probably popular or whatever, but that doesn't mean I can just go around and take my pick of beautiful women.” Naruto said with a chuckle. He then casually did a volt, flipping his body over, so that he got up to stand on his two feet again.

“No, that is exactly what you can and should do. You can have anyone, and you deserve to take any woman you want as your concubine. These insects, the lowly scum who think they are equal to us, only exist to serve us. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you can start living like the king you are, and enjoy all the privileges of being a king” Kurenai said with a wicked grin.

Naruto nursed his forehead “If you and me are some kind of king and queen, who are above everyone else like you say all the time, then does that mean that you are going to go around collecting handsome guys to serve as your boytoys or male concubines as well?”.

“Ew!” Kurenai exclaimed “Ew ew ew!” she repeated several times in utter disgust.

“A queen does not lay with insects. A queen's only purpose is to serve her king, and make sure that her king is doing well and gets everything he wants. If that is just me, then you will have just me, but if you want to fuck every pretty insect girl you see, then it's well within in your right to do so!” Kurenai spoke loudly, letting out those witch like cackles of hers.

Naruto scratched the back of his head, wondering how his and Kurenai's conversations always leads to her telling him this every single day.

“I still don't get what this has to do with that dinner tonight.” Naruto said with a raised eyebrow.

“You like Yugao-chan's ass and you find her attractive, right?” Kurenai asked.

“Well, yeah.. Who doesn't?” Naruto asked in an unsure manner, wondering if he was going to get in trouble.

“Then come with us tonight and I will prove to you that you can have anyone you want. All you have to do is tell her that you want her, then Yugao-chan will be yours by the end of the evening.” Kurenai said, smiling in that wicked way again.

“Didn't you just say that she has a boyfriend though?” Naruto asked while frowning, thinking that this all sounded insane and unrealistic. Plus, if what Kurenai is saying is true, then why should he go around and ruin other people's relationships like that. Destroying other people's lives for fun is her thing, not his.

“That's irrelevant. You would be doing Yugao-chan a great favor, and she would leave that insect for you in a heartbeat, just like all the rest of those horny insects, including the married insects. Trust me on that.” Kurenai said, while watching Naruto walk up to her.

“I will join you for that dinner tonight if the others don't mind it” Naruto said while staring at her with a look that Kurenai really liked. He was looking her up and down, eating her up with his eyes.

“Great!” Kurenai said while she casually started unwrapping the bandages that she always wraps around her thighs and waist.

“I'm not saying that I'm going to steal Yugao-chan from her boyfriend or whatever it is you want me to do, but I am curious to find out if that stuff about my popularity is actually true. I will try to use some of my Uzumaki magic on her, and try to flirt her up a little. If what you, Anko-chan and even my mom is saying is true, then that should be enough for her to show an interest in me” Naruto said, grinning from ear to ear. He then pulled down his pants, freeing his already erect cock.

Kurenai, who had already gotten the bandages out of the way, pulled her panties down to her knees, then bent over, resting her hands against the big rock she had been sitting on. Naruto proceeded to guide his cock into her warm wet pussy, then slammed his whole length inside of her.

“Oh yeah!!” Kurenai moaned in delight “Fuck me, baby!”.

“If that Yugao or whatever her name was, ends up being all over me after a little flirting, then I might start believing you about this popularity thing” Naruto said, talking casually while moving his hips fast, slamming in and out of her.

“Mhmm!” Kurenai moaned, biting down on her lip.

“I'm not saying I'm gonna do anything with her, or make her my concubine or whatever, I just want to see if it's actually true that I can have someone like her. Someone who already has a boyfriend.”.

“You can, believe me, you stud!” Kurenai yelled while her tongue dropped out of her mouth, drooling in delight of the good pounding she was receiving.

“If it turns out to be true, then I want to try it on Butao-chan as well. I have always wanted to see her tits.” Naruto said with a big perverse grin.

“Oh yeah, keep going like that! Kurenai moaned out “That woman is always checking you out. She wants you badly, just like the rest of them. If you want to see her tits, all you have to do is ask!” Kurenai yelled out, while moaning in delight.

“Speaking of tits, even if she is a granny and all that, wouldn't it be amazing to see Tsunade's big old titties as well, dattebayo?” Naruto asked with a giggle.

“She would make for a great concubine! She could become our future personal nurse!” Kurenai yelled out “You should take them all, take them all as your property, my love!”.

“Hehehe, this is kinda messed up but as a super pervert I can't help but kinda dig it. I wonder if Anko-chan would be fine with me taking some concubines..” Naruto said with a chuckle.

“She is. She also said that you could even take your mom as your lover if you wanted to” Kurenai said, letting out a loud moan, while Naruto abruptly pulled out of her.

“What the fuck?” Naruto questioned, staring at her with a horrified expression “Why are you talking about my mom while I'm fucking you? What's wrong with you, woman?” he asked angrily.

Kurenai turned her head slowly, staring at him with a very scary and mean expression “Put it back in..” she spoke in a threatening tone.

“No” Naruto said, crossing his arms in front of his chest “I'm not in the mood anymore.” he added, while pouting.

“Your kingly rod says otherwise” Kurenai said while getting down on her knees, then proceeded to kiss and lick Naruto's length.

“So what's this shit about my mom?” Naruto asked while staring down at her with a frown.

“Your mom is a lovely woman. A beautiful woman with a kind soul, who I regard as far above the other insects who swarms around us” Kurenai said in between kissing and licking on her favorite toy. Naruto understood exactly what that meant. Kurenai likes to group people up in different tiers of importance or status. Naruto and Kurenai are apparently the only ones in the top tier, or on top of the pyramid. Then there is the second tier, where Kurenai's closest friends belong, such as Anko, Yugao and Hana. That's the tier where Naruto believes that Kurenai would also place his mom, since there is no way that crazy woman would place her in a higher tier than that.

Konohamaru also belongs to that tier, unknowingly to Naruto. While Naruto is aware that Kurenai doesn't hate Konohamaru as much as she hates most people, he also doesn't know just how fond of Konohamaru that Kurenai truly is. To Kurenai, Konohamaru is a cute minion and a great subordinate to Naruto. Someone who takes pride in serving their king, like he is supposed to do. She also thinks of him as a good potential future house pet. When she and Naruto buys a house in the future, she thinks it would be nice to get a little cage or something for Konohamaru, so that he could live with them as their pet, minion and subordinate.

Other than those, there aren't anyone else belonging to the second tier currently. Minato used to belong in that tier, but he was recently demoted to the fourth tier. That was the result of him sending her out on that mission with Udon's two slutty older sisters. She was not very amused by that, to say the least. Moegi is probably the one who is the closest to get into the second tier. Kurenai is starting to take a liking to her, and thinks that she could make for a good concubine for Naruto in the future.

The third tier does not have any people in it. The third tier is the home of all the cute and fluffy things in the world, such as cats and dogs. Kurenai thinks of them as more important and beings of higher status than the majority of the human race. The fourth tier is where Kurenai would place anyone who she can tolerate to be around. That would be people like Minato, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Maito Gai and so on. A normal person would call this tier just a group of friends or acquaintances, but to Kurenai they are just insects who are a little more house clean than the others. The fifth tier is the largest one, and this is where most of humanity belongs, which is the insect tier.

Then there is the sixth and seventh tiers, which is where people who Kurenai hates and despises belongs. Criminals and such are often in the sixth tier, while Kurenai has for a very long time only placed three people within the seventh tier. That would be Orochimaru, who she hates with a passion for what he did to Anko, along with Sarutobi Hiruzen and Sarutobi Asuma. Her hatred of the latter two does not need any further explanations. In recent months, Kurenai has added a fourth person to the seventh tier. That would be the girl who Naruto slept with while visiting Tanzaki Gai. Kurenai does not know her name, or what she looks like, and that's probably for the best. Because when she finds out who she is, she is going to kill her.

“What the fuck does your insect ranking thing have to do with me, or my mom for that matter!?” Naruto asked, narrowing his eyes at her.

“I'm just saying what Anko-chan told me, which is that your mom is no different from other women, when it comes to being attracted to you.” Kurenai said as she stared up at Naruto with a kind smile.

“Anko-chan really said that? This isn't some weird shit you have made up as a way to make Anko-chan look bad is it?” Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

“I don't need to make up things to make her look bad, she does that perfectly well on her own” Kurenai said, staring to the side, letting out an angry huff, while the tip of Naruto's dick pressed against her cheek.

“I will ask her about this when she gets back. Until then, I will pretend that you never said anything about my mom being my lover, and we will never talk about my mom again while we fuck. Is that okay with you, you crazy bitch?” Naruto asked with a twitching eyebrow.

Kurenai sighed, while gentling putting her hand around Naruto's girth “I don't see why you are so upset. Your mom is such a beautiful and lovely woman, why don't you want to take her as your concubine as well?”.

“God damn it!” Naruto yelled, before he yoinked his cock away from Kurenai's grip, then quickly pulled up his pants “I'm not in the mood anymore, I'm going back to training!”.

Now it was Kurenai's turn for her eyebrows to twitch. She watched Naruto put his shirt back on, only to anger her further no doubt, before he started meditating. Naruto figured now would be a good time for a little bit of spiritual healing. Kurenai re-adjusted her white battle dress, making sure to cover her privates, before sitting down on that stone again. She pouted while she watched her king meditate, thinking that it would probably be in her best interest in the future to keep Naruto's mom's name out of her fucking mouth, while they are doing the nasty.

After meditating for five minutes, Naruto got horny again so he had Kurenai bend over, and the two of them quickly made up again. Later that same day, in the evening, Naruto was back home getting prepared for that weird dinner double date thing, where he would kinda be a fifth wheel just tagging along. At least, that is probably what the others will see him as, while he and Kurenai knows better.

Ino and Minato were eating dinner that she had prepared for them, while Naruto paced around in the hall way and the living room. They thought he looked a bit stressed out or nervous, which is very unusual for him.

“Are you not going to eat, Naruto?” Minato asked.

“No, I am going out to eat tonight.” Naruto said, stopping at the open door way to the kitchen, tapping his foot against the floor.

“Aw, I thought these stakes turned out real good this time. Can't you try them?” Ino asked with a cute pout.

“Save some for me in the fridge, I will eat it for lunch tomorrow.” Naruto said, giving her a thumbs up.

“Will do!” Ino said with a bright smile, happy that Naruto was willing to eat her food at all.

“You are acting weird. Did you do something stupid again?” Minato asked, staring at Naruto's tapping foot.

“No, I'm just a little bit annoyed with the fact that I agreed to go out to eat dinner with some weirdos tonight.” Naruto said shaking her head.

“Why are you going to eat dinner with some weirdos when you could stay home with me?” Ino asked with a cute smile.

“You are the main reason why I would rather go eat dinner with them, than staying home” Naruto said with a dead pan expression.

“Jerk!” Ino yelled, before standing up. She took a few steps closer to Naruto, who was ready to shield himself in case Ino was going to start pummeling him in pure range. When he glanced at her, he saw that she had stopped in the middle of the kitchen. She only wore a small purple tank top on her upper body, which she lifted up enough to expose her bare chest for him.

“Are you sure you don't want to hang out tonight? Just the two us?” she asked with an eye wink and a sexy smile.

Naruto grinned from ear to ear, staring at them without a shame in the world. Minato cleared his throat, then said “You know Ino-chan, just because Kushina is not at home right now, that doesn't mean you can do anything around here. We have rules about decency in our kitchen.” he said with a frown, wondering why she had to go and show Naruto her beautiful tits like that. He has not done anything to earn the right to see them, especially with the way he is acting lately.

Ino stuck out her tongue at Minato teasingly, while keeping her breasts exposed for Naruto to see.

“Seems like the mosquitoes got you, Ino-chan. But don't worry, I think we have a spray somewhere around here, which will help keep them away from you!” Naruto said with a loud laugh.

“Naruto!! You idiot!” Ino screeched, while Minato turned away from them to hide his giggles.

“Thanks for cheering me up, I needed that!” Naruto said, showing her a thumbs up, before disappearing in a flash of yellow. While teleporting away, he just barely dodged a hard and wild swing which Ino had directed at him, with the intention of punching his face into the ground.

Naruto had teleported himself to the location of the restaurant where Kurenai had told him to meet up with her and the others around this time. He found Kurenai standing outside the restaurant, looking mighty bored and annoyed until he showed up. She was standing next to Yugao, Asuma and a man by the name of Gekko Hayate. Hayate is who Kurenai knows as Yugao's boyfriend, but since last month, he also became her fiancee, after Yugao said yes to his marriage proposal. That is something Yugao has told her friends, including Kurenai, but Kurenai didn't really pay attention or care about remembering it, since she could care less about the relationships of insects.

“Am I late?” Naruto asked, while approaching them.

“No, you're just in time, Naruto!” Asuma said with a friendly smile.

“Great..” Naruto said in a bored tone, standing in front of them while keeping his hands in the pockets of his pants. He couldn't look less thrilled to be there if he tried.

Hayate extended his hand for a handshake “I'm Hayate, it's an honor to meet you, young master.”.

“Eugh..” Naruto uttered in disgust, hating how some people were treating him like he was some sort of prince or young lord, just because his father is the hokage. He shook the mans hand nonetheless, then said “Nice to meet you as well, just call me Naruto.”.

Asuma chuckled, elbowing Hayate's arm gently “What I did I tell you about the formalities? We don't care about such things, right Naruto?”.

Naruto sighed, looking mighty bored again “No, it's more annoying that anything..”.

“Hehe” Hayate laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of his head “I will just use your name then, sorry Naruto..”.

Kurenai frowned “Don't mind them, Hayate-san. I think it was very respectful of you to call Naruto-kun by his proper title.” she said, while thinking that all these insects should be calling Naruto by such titles. My lord, your majesty, my king, your highness and so on.

“Proper title?” Yugao asked with a laugh “Hahaha, I always used to call him the little hell spawn back in the day, when I was chasing him around after he had caused destruction in Hokage-sama's office!”.

“You never caught me though.” Naruto said, which was as a matter of fact.

“No, but I haven't given up yet!” Yugao said, eye winking at him.

Naruto stared at her while thinking “Was that flirting, or is she just trying to be friendly?”.

Asuma cleared his throat “Shall we?” he asked motioning towards the entrance of the restaurant.

“It shall be done” Naruto said in a robotic tone, then started marching into the restaurant, to the amusement of the others. He kinda lightened up the mood a little bit with that act.

Even though it was kinda weird for everyone involved to have Naruto there as a fifth wheel, except Kurenai who didn't think it was strange at all, everyone ended up having a rather pleasant dinner with good jokes and friendly conversations. They stayed at the restaurant after they had finished their meals, ordering some drinks while they kept chatting. Kurenai ordered red wine as per usual, and Yugao asked for a bottle of sake. Asuma and Hayate opted for a beer each, and when the waiter asked Naruto what he wanted, he said “Give me the strongest shit you have.”.

“Hahaha, good joke, Naruto” Asuma said patting him on the back.

The waiter and Naruto were not joking around though.

“We have a fifty percent whiskey, will that do, young master?” The waiter asked.

“Yes, and bring the whole bottle.” Naruto said with a cheeky grin.

“He's just an academy student” Asuma said, pointing at Naruto with his whole hand “You can't serve him alcohol.”.

The waiter smiled at Asuma “I have seen the young master drink Jiraiya-sama, Hokage-sama and even your father, under the table. That same evening, the other young master, your nephew, drew male genitalia on their foreheads while they were passed out. We were all very amused and impressed by the two young masters.” The waiter said, while bowing respectfully.

Kurenai giggled “Did you order your minion to do that, Naruto-kun?” she asked.

“Minion?” Yugao asked, before she as started giggling, thinking that was a very funny description of Konohamaru.

“No, that was all his idea” Naruto said with a chuckle “I was trying to find some big titt..” Naruto paused when he saw Kurenai's dangerous expression directed at him, and even Yugao narrow his eyes at him.

Naruto cleared his throats “Like I was saying, I was trying to find some big treats to devour. I had a case of the munchies after drinking that much.”.

“I still don't think you should be drinking, Naruto” Asuma said, shaking his head.

“Does it matter? He is graduating in a week anyway, and then he can drink as much as he wants, as well as enjoy other kinds of adult activities” Yugao said staring at Naruto with a playful smile.

“Hmm..” Naruto hummed, while wondering if she was flirting with him again. He glanced at Kurenai who smiled and nodded at him, as if she knew what he was wondering about.

“That may be true, but did you consider what would happen to us when or if Kushina-sama finds out that we let him drink himself drunk under our watch?” Asuma asked, shivering at the mere thought of having an angry Kushina coming for him. She has never really had her anger directed at him, but he has seen her angry at others many times, such as Jiraiya and Naruto who are experts at pissing her off. Asuma has also witnessed her being close to killing his father a couple of times, and he has no doubt that his old perverted father definitely had it coming. Asuma is not a fan at all of how Hiruzen bothers women with his perverse and degenerate sexual invitations.

“Stop worrying about everything all the time, old man Asuma!” Naruto said, slapping his back hard as payback for him patting his back earlier “My mom isn't even in the village right now, she is out on a training trip with the three little shits!”.

“Okay” Asuma said with a frown “Just saying, if she finds out about this, let it be known that I was against it. I do not want any problems with Kushina-sama.”:

“Yeah, what he said” Hayate said with a nod.

Kurenai let out a snort of disgust, wondering how Yugao can stand to be with such a coward of an insect man. In her mind, if Naruto is able to seduce her, and that leads Yugao coming with them to Kurenai's apartment tonight, she thinks that would be her making Yugao a great favor.

“My mom is not that bad, you fucking wimps” Naruto said with a mocking laugh “Are you scared of her or something?”.

“Yeah” Hayate and Asuma said at the same time, nodding.

“I have no problem admitting that she can kick my ass. I'm a sword user myself, and I have seen what she can do with a sword.” Hayate said with a gulp.

“She destroyed armies on her own during the last war.” Asuma chimed in “She was known as Konoha's Red Death, because she always left a trail of bloody dead corpses behind her.”.

“Yeah?” Naruto said “Well, do you know what Ero-sennin did during the last war?”.

“I have heard some stories” Asuma said with a smile, thinking that Naruto was going to tell them about one of the many great feats the three sannin accomplished during the third great ninja war.

“He drank himself shitfaced every day, screwed granny Tsunade every night, and killed twice as many enemies that my mom did. I don't think he even cared about the war, he was just there to fuck granny and get drunk.” Naruto said with a laugh.

Kurenai scoffed in disgust “Ugh!” she exclaimed, thinking that there was no need to speak about such filth, and what those two insects do together when no one else is around, now that they are trying to have a nice dinner.

“I agree with Kurenai, that's not appropriate language to use in front of these proper and esteemed ladies.” Asuma said with a smile, feeling mighty proud by speaking up for his lady and her friend.

“I don't know, I kinda want to hear more” Yugao said, smiling mischievously.

“Did Jiraiya-sama and Tsunade-sama really have that kind of relationship?” Hayate asked with a raised eyebrow. He was also curious to hear more.

“Yeah, that old pervert seems to believe that they have been all sneaky about it all, but I have known about it for a long time. That old bum really likes to talk when he gets drunk.” Naruto said with a chuckle “He also straight up told me and Kon about it a while back.”.

“Jiraiya-sama is a great man” Hayate said with a nod of respect, just as the waiter arrived at their table with all their drinks.

“I can drink to that!” Naruto said, holding up a whiskey glass filled to the brim.

“Never!” Kurenai said, crossing her arms in front of her chest.

“Oh, what the hell..” Asuma said with a shrug, before he and Yugao joined Naruto and Hayate for a toast. Kurenai then held up her glass of wine and said “I also want to make a toast, but this toast is for me and my beloved. Jiraiya-sama is not even half the man that my beloved is, and I think history will show that in the future. To my beloved” Kurenai said with a serious expression, while staring into Naruto's eyes, something that only Yugao caught. Asuma were busy blushing a deep red, thinking that Kurenai was talking about him, and complementing him for what might be the first time in his life. Hayate also thought she talked about Asuma, but he thought her toast was just very awkward, and figured she must have been drinking before they came here or something.

“Good for you, old man Asuma!” Naruto said with a chuckle, before joining in on the toast along with the others.

“T-thanks” Asuma said, with a tear drop falling from his eyes. He felt like this was the best day of his life. After they had finished their second toast of the evening, the three guys started chatting away, while Yugao had some questions for her friend.

“When did you and Naruto-kun become such good friends?” she asked, staring at Kurenai in suspicion.

“Why? Are you jealous?” Kurenai asked with a teasing smile.

“Are you telling me what I think you are?” Yugao asked in a low tone, glancing at Asuma and Hayate who were laughing at some dumb joke Naruto had made.

Kurenai giggled “You are late to the party, Yugao-chan.” she teased.

“What does that even mean?” Yugao asked in confusion.

“Why don't you ask Naruto-kun why he did not bring a date tonight.” Kurenai suggested with a wry smile.

Yugao paused for a second as she turned to stare at Naruto. Before she could ask the question, Hayate who may have overheard some of their conversation, spoke up for her.

“So, Naruto, how come you didn't bring a date tonight?” he asked, which had Asuma chime in again “Yeah, I bet that Yamanaka girl would be overjoyed if you asked her out. I remember seeing her chase you around all the time when you were younger.”.

Kurenai let out another snort of disgust when she heard that, thinking that Ino should pay for her past sins.

“I already have a girlfriend. She is not in the village right now.” Naruto said then held his hands in front of his chest “I kinda like them older and with bigger, you know..” he said, cupping his hands for effect.

“Oh you..” Asuma said waving him off, the effect of the alcohol had loosened him up a bit.

“A man of culture I see” Hayate said, giving Naruto a nod of approval again.

“Is she on a mission?” Yugao asked, raising her eyebrows in disbelief. She had a good guess on who that older girlfriend could be. That would be her other best friend, Mitarashi Anko, who has always been the most obsessed with Naruto.

“Yeah, she's been gone for a few weeks.” Naruto answered.

“May I ask who it is?” Hayate asked.

“Is it Mitarashi Anko?” Yugao asked, while staring at Naruto with a jealous frown.

“Yeah that's right! Did she tell you?” Naruto asked with a chuckle.

“Wow, good for you!” Hayate said, raising his hand up for a high five, and Naruto did not leave him hanging.

Yugao gasped in disbelief, thinking that Anko had some explaining to do. She then stared at Kurenai, who was grinning from ear to ear in amusement.

“How does she fit into this, and why is she acting so strange?” Yugao wondered.

“Isn't that a bit inappropriate though?” Asuma asked, shaking his head again “Naruto is still just an academy student, after all.”.

“What are you gonna do about it?” Naruto asked almost in a taunting manner.

“No, I'm just saying.. Normally you have to wait until you graduate before you can have such relations..” Asuma said, gulping due to the way Naruto was looking at him, as if he was looking for a fight.

Naruto held up his hands“If anyone wants to attempt to stop me from being with my woman, then be my guest!” he stated, in a way that made it sound like it was a challenge.

“You know what” Asuma said, before taking another sip of his beer “Good for you, Naruto!” he said giving him a thumbs up. Asuma felt taking this approach was probably the best for now. The last thing he wanted to happen tonight, was for him to be attacked by a drunken Uzumaki. He probably wouldn't come out of such a scenario alive.

While Asuma and Hayate were giving Naruto praise for having bagged an older sexy jounin lady, Yugao had more questions for Kurenai.

“I don't understand what you are trying to tell me, Kurenai-chan” Yugao said staring at her in confusion.

“Let's just just say that Anko-chan is not the only woman who Naruto-kun sleeps with” Kurenai whispered, smiling at her and eye winking at her suggestively.

“Is he cheating on her?” Yugao asked, then turned to stare at Naruto with an angry frown.

“No, of course not.” Kurenai said with a sigh “You can be so dense sometimes.”.

“Why don't you just explain it to me properly then, instead of just giving me hints and puzzles to solve?” Yugao snapped back at her.

“Be patient, I will tell you everything soon enough” Kurenai said while giggling.

“So how long have you and Anko-chan been together?” Hayate asked Naruto.

“I don't know, for a while..” Naruto said nonchalantly, which had Hayate sweat drop.

“Yugao-chan would kill me if I didn't remember how long we have been together.” Hayate said jokingly.

“No, I wouldn't” Yugao said, shaking her head, thinking that wasn't important to her at all right now. She is more curious to hear about Naruto, Kurenai and Anko, and just how they are involved with each other.

“How long have you been together if I may ask?” Naruto asked.

“Two years now, and we got engaged two months ago” Hayate said proudly, putting his arm around Yugao.

“Congratulations” Naruto said, smiling at Hayate “You didn't do bad for yourself either.”.

“Haha, no I certainly didn't. Yugao-chan is a real catch!” Hayate said with a toothy grin. Yugao kept quiet, since she was busy staring at Naruto with a pout. This was not how she imagined her first night out with Naruto to be. Hayate was making it seem as if she is taken or something, and that would most likely make it harder for her to seduce him in the future. Because she, just like most other women, married or not, like has been mentioned so many times before, all want to seduce Naruto. That has not changed now that she is engaged, and it will most likely never change.

“I feel bad for that sucker though” Naruto said nodding towards Asuma, he then pointed at Kurenai “I wouldn't want to be stuck with that witch.”.

Yugao and Naruto was the only ones who liked that joke, while Hayate was trying really hard not to laugh, being another man who has noticed some of Kurenai's very scary tendencies. Kurenai glared at Naruto, looking like she was going to pounce on him any second now. Asuma was not amused at all either, frowning at Naruto.

“That's uncalled for, Naruto. Apologize at once!” Asuma scolded him.

“Nah” Naruto said with a yawn.

“Let me handle this, Asuma-san” Kurenai said, having gotten up already and was standing behind Naruto's chair. She grabbed him by his ear, and dragged him with him away from the table, causing Hayate and Yugao to laugh at what they saw. Asuma was busy cursing at Naruto for having insulted his pure and innocent princess like that.

Kurenai dragged Naruto all the way to a bar disk at the back of the restaurant's dining hall. Asuma and Hayate had already started chatting away and joking around at that point, while Yugao was still keeping her eyes on Naruto and Kurenai.

“Let go of me, you damn she-devil!” Naruto barked at her.

“Enough of that. I don't want you to call me such vile things” Kurenai said frowning at him.

“What else should I call someone like you? You want me to seduce one of your best friends, who is engaged to a great guy like Hayate.. “ Naruto said shaking her head “I'm not doing it, Kurenai-chan.”.

“I want you to do that for her sake. She is watching us now, and I bet she is already suspecting that something is going on between us.” Kurenai said with a mischievous smile “Why don't we give her something to be jealous about?”.

“Or we could not interfere with them, how about that?” Naruto asked in disbelief.

“Didn't you want to get proof that you could have anyone you want?” Kurenai asked, staring at him with a serious expression.

“Yes, but we don't have to test that theory on someone who is engaged.” Naruto said, with his eyebrow twitching. He was staring to get in a really bad mood, since he did not want to be a part of Kurenai's evil schemes any more tonight. What they are doing to Asuma is already fucked up enough. He is a good man, and he doesn't deserve it.

“I disagree, that if anything would prove that me and Anko-chan have been right about you being able to get literally anyone you want. I'm not saying that you have to fool around with her, or interfere with their relationship, but why can't we find out if you could if you wanted to. There is no harm done in that, right?” Kurenai said with a big smile.

“I'm not saying that I'm agreeing to this, but how would we even do that with Asuma and Hayate here? I can't just run up to her and grab her titties, then ask her if she wants to do the nasty with me, with them around, you know?” Naruto asked with a grin.

“Is that how you flirt, my beloved?” Kurenai asked with an amused smile.

“Worked on you, didn't it?” Naruto responded with a chuckle.

“It sure did.” Kurenai said, before leaning in to kiss Naruto. The two of them embraced and started making out, which had Yugao gasp at what she saw.

“Is something wrong, Yugao-chan?” Hayate asked in a concerned tone.

Yugao cleared her throat, then tried to compose herself to the best of her ability after having stared at Naruto and Kurenai with a wide open mouth of pure shock, for a few seconds.

“No, it's nothing Hayate..” Yugao said, just as she saw Naruto and Kurenai walk back to the table together.

“That will teach you not to call me such vile things!” Kurenai said in a stern tone, acting angry over the insults from earlier, while she sat down.

“Yeah yeah, get it over it.” Naruto said nonchalantly, sitting down next to her. Kurenai then held up her hand in front of Yugao, before slowly lowering it under the table, right next to where Naruto's legs would be at. She placed her hand on Naruto's thigh, causing him to glance at her with a raised eyebrow. He then shrugged before taking a big chug of whiskey, straight out of the bottle. He needs more alcohol in him if he is going to keep playing along with Kurenai's evil schemes.

“Explain yourself!” Yugao whispered to Kurenai who just smiled at her.

“What do you mean? I was just making out with my beloved, the one I toasted for earlier. Isn't that obvious by now?” Kurenai responded with a wry smile.

“What about Asuma?” Yugao whispered.

“Ugh, let's not even talk about him.” Kurenai whispered back with a disgusted expression “More importantly, Naruto-kun finds you attractive, and I think he wouldn't mind if you joined us at my apartment after we leave this place.”.

“Really?” Yugao asked in a hopeful tone, getting a nod from Kurenai as an answer.

“What are you talking about?” Hayate asked, having heard Yugao's excited tone, which was much louder than a whisper.

“Nothing, right Kurenai-chan?” Yugao said teasingly.

“Right.” Kurenai said with a serious nod.

“This could be trouble for us, Asuma” Hayate said jokingly.

“How so?” Asuma asked in confusion.

“Uh, never mind..” Hayate said, remembering that Asuma wouldn't understand the joke he hinted at anyway.

Meanwhile, Naruto was staring at Kurenai and Yugao who were whispering away, giggling while doing so.

“This can't be good.. She is definitely cooking up something evil again” he thought, with his eyebrow twitching again.

“I don't mind joining you after dinner, but only because I want to hear your story. I want to hear everything!” Yugao whispered to Kurenai.

“Is that really the only reason? You aren't expecting to get something else out of coming with us?” Kurenai asked wiggling her eyebrows.

“Of course not, I already have Hayate” Yugao said while frowning.

“Then you can come by my apartment tomorrow, because I and Naruto-kun are not going to waste this evening talking. You are welcome to join us if you want to find out what it's like to be with a real man though.” Kurenai said with a smug expression.

“Kurenai..” Yugao said shaking her head.

“Think about it at least.” Kurenai said, which had Yugao roll her eyes, and that ended their private conversation.

“And then I said, you can not chew on your eraser, Choji!” Asuma said with a loud laugh.

“That's a great story, Asuma..” Hayate said while sweat dropping, thinking it was one hell of a lame story.

“Yeah, especially since I was there..” Naruto added in an equally bored tone, after he had listened to Asuma tell them about a day when he was a substitute teacher for Naruto's class.

“Are you guys gonna pull a prank on us or something? Or what have you been whispering about?” Hayate asked.

“Just some girl things, nothing you need to worry about” Yugao said, biting her lip while staring at Naruto.

“Okay..” Hayate said scratching the back of his head, wondering if he had pissed her off somehow.

“Say, Hayate, what is your favorite poker hand?” Yugao asked.

“Seven deuce, I like to bluff my way to winning a hand and show it” Hayate said with a grin.

“Mine is ace king suited, you always hit something with that one!” Asuma said with a hearty laugh.

“That's a good one, Asuma-san. What's your favorite hand, Naruto-kun?” Yugao asked, staring at him intently, while Kurenai was trying really hard not to grin from ear to ear. This was going great so far, she thought.

“It has to be aces? Isn't that the best starting hand?” Naruto asked, scratching the back of his head.

“Oh, and here I was thinking you would say queens.” Yugao said, then eye winking at him “At least, I have heard you like holding a pair of queens.”.

“Yeah..” Naruto said, glancing over at Kurenai as if silently asking her what to do. Kurenai smiled at him and patted him on his thigh. Naruto took that as a “go for it.”.

“Yeah, Yugao-chan, I'm very good at handling a pair of queens” Naruto said as he stared back at her intently.

“It's a risky hand though, isn't it?” Asuma said “If one ace or king hits the board, then your hand is almost dead.”.

“Sometimes you need to take risks in order to rake in the big bucks, Asuma. I think that's a great choice, Naruto!” Hayate chimed in.

“Speaking of poker” Yugao said, staring at Hayate “I just remembered that I and Kurenai-chan promised to play poker with Hana-chan and Shizune tonight. Do you mind if I leave with Kurenai-chan a little earlier than we planned it?”.

“Not at all, Yugao-chan. You go have fun with your girlfriends, I will stay here and make sure Asuma-san gets home safe, he is looking a little bit tipsy.” Hayate said jokingly at the end.

“Oh come on now, I have only had one beer so far!” Asuma said with a hearty laugh.

“It doesn't take much more than that for you to pass out!” Hayate chirped.

Asuma waved him off “I will be fine, but I don't mind staying here a little longer and having a few more drinks with you.”.

“Great!” Hayate said, then focused his attention on Naruto “What about you, Naruto? Are you staying for a few more drinks as well?” he asked.

Naruto was busy having something of a staring contest with Yugao. For a second there he had forgotten all about the fact that she is engaged to Hayate, because the way she has looking at him for the past minute or so, makes him want to act a little bit selfish. Hayate's voice snapped him out of those thoughts though.

“I don't know, I think I'm gonna head back soon and get a little training done before I go to bed.” Naruto said, smiling at Hayate.

“Good stuff, Naruto! Just don't overdo it, there is a new day tomorrow!” Hayate said with a laugh.

“I'll be just fine..” Naruto said, before he returned his gaze on Yugao again.

“Don't you want to play poker with us, Naruto-kun?” Kurenai asked “I'm sure the girls wouldn't mind it one bit if you joined us. Right, Yugao-chan?”

“Yeah!” Yugao said nodding “I really want to see how you play a pair of queens.” she added, licking her lips.

“Don't be tempted, Naruto..” Naruto thought “This is the work of that she-devil. Don't think with your lower head and make choices you will regret..” he told himself.

“Nah, that sounds gay.” Naruto said, which had Hayate laugh, while Asuma just shook his head.

Kurenai chuckled as well, knowing that Naruto was just playing around. She has already gotten what she wanted out of this evening, and all that's left now is for her and Naruto to leave with Yugao, and return to her apartment so that Naruto can turn Yugao into his everlasting concubine. In her mind, it's a win win situation for everyone involved. She gets to help her friend get a real man, and save her from that insect. Naruto in turn gets Yugao as a concubine, which is in turn the best thing Yugao could ever hope to be.

Yugao stared at Kurenai with a confused expression that silently asked “What's the deal?”.

“Shall we get going, Yugao-chan?” Kurenai asked “I think Hana-chan and Shizune are waiting for us.”.

“Uhm, I guess so..” Yugao said reaching for her purse.

“Take it easy, don't drink too much!” Hayate said jokingly.

“I should be telling you that!” Yugao countered, hitting him playfully on his shoulder.

“Good night then, Kurenai..” Asuma said, blushing while staring at the table.

“Yes, yes..” Kurenai said in a bored tone, her expression then changed as she smiled lovingly when looking at Naruto “Let's go, Naruto-kun.”.

“What? I told I don't want to play your damn poker thing.” Naruto said in a bored tone.

“No, but after you insulted me like that earlier, the least you could do is walk us back to my apartment. That's your punishment.” Kurenai said with a giggle.

“She has got a point, you know!” Hayate said with a laugh.

“You're just as dumb as Asuma!” Naruto thought angrily “I'm trying to prevent this disaster of a threesome from happening!”.

“Yeah, that was really mean, Naruto-kun! And weren't you leaving anyway?” Yugao asked with a playful smile.

“Yeah, I'm going, I'm going!” Naruto said before jumping out of the chair “Hey, Pierre!”.

“Yes, young master?” The waiter, whose name turns out to be Pierre, answered.

“Make sure you put everything we purchased tonight, and what ever else Asuma and Hayate will order later, on my dad's tab!” Naruto yelled back, thinking it's never to late for a good prank.

“We will consider it free then” Pierre said, bowing respectfully. He said that because Minato and Kushina usually tip them absurd amounts of money, which would easily cover their dinner tab tonight.

“No, let that useless old man pay up!” Naruto said with a loud laugh, waving good bye as he left the restaurant, with Kurenai and Yugao following in a hurry.

When they had left, Hayate motioned Pierre to come to their table.

“I got the tab, don't worry” Hayate said.

“No, it is the young master's wish to let his father pay the tab.” Pierre said with a bow.

“But I'm saying I got it, we don't have to bother hokage-sama for a free meal..” Hayate said with raised eyebrows.

“This is the young master's prank, and we do no interfere or in any way disturb the process of his pranks. We all learned what happened if we do.” Pierre said, bowing respectfully again.

“Listen to the man. Nothing good comes from getting in the way of Naruto and his pranks.” Asuma said in a serious tone “I have scars to prove it.”.

“Okay, I guess we just scored a free meal and drinks then!” Hayate said with a laugh.

“Cheers to that!” Asuma said raising his second beer of the night, which had Hayate start to get a little bit worried.

“I will end up carrying him home later, aren't I?” he thought with a sweat drop.

Meanwhile, on the street outside the restaurant, Kurenai and Yugao are trying to catch up to Naruto, who is walking fast in order to avoid them.

“Wait up, Naruto-kun!” Kurenai said, running and trying to catch up to him.

“No, I'm not doing this. It's not right!” Naruto yelled back at her. That caused Yugao to stop chasing after her, because what Naruto just said made her get second thoughts as well. The thought of having sex with Naruto had clouded her mind, and she was losing herself to lust. Just as she was about to change her mind, she pictured herself making out with Naruto, and then started running towards Naruto and Kurenai again, wanting to catch up. She is ready and prepared to make mistakes tonight.

“She wouldn't be here if she didn't want this as well. Isn't this what I have been telling you all along? Don't you get it now?” Kurenai asked, putting her around around Naruto “You can have anyone, Naruto-kun” she whispered into his ear.

“Yeah, point proven!” Naruto spoke while pointing at Yugao “Now send her back to her fiancee!”.

Yugao pouted “Am I not pretty enough for you, Naruto-kun?” she asked in a sad tone.

“You are very pretty, and Hayate is a very lucky man. Let's keep it that way” Naruto said with a deadpan expression, while he separated from Kurenai.

“I'm going home now. See you tomorrow morning, Kurenai-chan” He said giving her a quick peck on the mouth, before disappearing in a flash of yellow. He did it so fast that no one else was able to see that peck, other than Yugao who was the only one having her full attention focused on them.

“Hmm..” Kurenai hummed in thought “That went a lot better than I thought it would” Kurenai said with a chuckle.

“What do you mean? He pretty much ran away from us. I don't think he wants me.” Yugao said, frowning in disappointment.

“Of course he wants you, he is just having a little trouble with the morality of sleeping with someone's fiancee. I know him better than anyone else, he will change his mind soon. Let's head back to my place and wait for him. I will tell you how I and Anko-chan became Naruto's girlfriend in the meantime.” Kurenai said with a kind smile.

“Okay, even if Naruto-kun doesn't change his mind, I do want to hear about how all that happened!” Yugao said with a big grin.

Naruto arrived back home, with his Hiraishin having transported him to his kitchen. He picked that destination because he wanted to get a glass of water before he heads upstairs to get ready for bed. As soon as he landed, he heard some noises coming from the living room. It sounded like slapping sounds, followed by what he thought sounded like loud moans.

“Ah, ah! So good!” he heard, which was clearly the sound of a woman moaning.

“Did mom come home earlier than expected?” Naruto thought in horror, thinking that his parents could be making love in the living room.

“Ino-chan, stop moving!” he heard his father's voice say in almost a whisper, but it was loud enough that he could clearly hear it. Minato had noticed Naruto's arrival, and he is currently panicking to the point of shitting bricks.

“No, don't stop! Just keep fucking me, Minato-kun!” Ino squealed out in delight, grinding herself to an orgasm on top of Minato, who she had been riding for about an hour on the living room couch. Minato tried to get her off of him, but she had clung her arms and legs around him, which made it almost impossible to get it done fast enough.

“Fuck, I'm dead...” Minato thought as he stared at the doorway to the kitchen, where Naruto now stood staring at his father with a murderous expression, which was the result of the betrayal and hatred he felt seeing what is before his eyes.
Authors Note: That's the end of chapter 44. Due to what happened at the end of the chapter, Naruto has now finally discovered Minato and Ino's secret. What is he going to do now that he knows about them? That is something you will find out in the next chapter!
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