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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Wow today is my last day at the job I am at. Hopefully I will
be back soon. I hate not having work. But anyways I think I blushed
several times over. All damn day people kept telling me how pretty or
cute I was. Not very use to compliments or rather I don’t
accept them willingly. Sorry I actually have a bit of a complex with
my looks. Maybe that’s why I always change my appearance other
than the fact that I get bored easily. Who knows. Well anyways. I am
sorry to say THIS is the last chapter for Too Many Drinks. BUT there
are two side stories on their way. I think I will call one A Long
Time Coming and the other one Realization. Hmm what do you think. I
told you what the couples were can you guess which is which. One is
gonna be a one-shot the other if I am lucky just a few chapters long.

Chapter 41: (Sorry this
is the end)

Two males lay in each
others arms, the only light coming from the small slits in blinds of
the window. The blond’s head flung back as the pale man over
him slowly eased his throbbing shaft into his lover’s entrance.
They both moaned together before the larger of the two began the pull
out slowly. The tan male’s breath was shaky as he felt the
thick shaft move inside him. After being married for 4 years the
attraction and lust had only grown more so between the two.

“Mmmm…Naru-chan..
You’re still so tight!”

“S…S..Stop
teasing me koi..I want you so…so bad!” A smirk appeared
on barely visible lips. The red head nodded slightly before complying
with his spouse’s plea. He pushed in hard making the other male
gasp loudly. Quickly a tan hand covered the mouth, trying to hold in
the sounds of immense delight. Soon the room was filled with soft
moans, gasps, and hungry pants. They were beginning to fall into a
very satisfying pace.

“KA-KA (1) IS IT
TIME FOR SCHOOL YET….” The door was flung open and in
its wake stood a wide-eyed Kyubbi. Her large sapphire eyes somehow
grew 2x as big if possible. What was going on, on that bed?? Why did
her mommy look like she was in pain and what was her daddy doing to
him???

“Imoto-chan
whats…going….on…” A slightly shorter blond
walked up behind his younger twin only to stand in total shock at
what was going on inside their parents room. Shukaku’s eyes
grew just as big as his sisters but quickly switched to an angry
glare at the larger red headed version of him. “WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO MY KA-KA?!?! GET OFF HIM OTOU-SAN YOU’RE HURTING HIM
YOU TONCHIKI!!” Tiny tan hands pelted the pale back . Both
older males separated, desperately trying to cover themselves from
their innocent children’s eyes. Naruto blushed 10 fold. He
couldn’t believe his children caught them making love. He just
knew they would be traumatized for life. Gaara on the other hand
didn’t seem to be bothered with the situation as he calmly
looked at his pissed off son and catatonic daughter. Slowly, he got
up off the bed and walked over to the little girl scooping her rigid
body into his arms. By the time he returned, a blushing Naruto was
quietly soothing his feisty son down.

“I wasn't
hurting your Ka Ka...”

“Chichieu!”
Gaara rolled his eyes at his lover but continued.

“Like I said I
wasn't hurting him.”

“Then what WERE
you doing to him.” A pair of identical cold green eyes narrowed
at the red head. In the 4 years that the twins had been alive,
everyone relatively knew who got what traits from who. For instance,
Shu like his otousan was very protective and very intimidating when
he wanted to be. While Kyuu was energetic, a complete ball of energy
like her Ka Ka...er chichieu. But Kyuu was very much an insomniac
like Gaara had been when she was a child. The small blond definitely
inherited his sense of justice from the bigger blond.

The tan male's face
became a deeper red almost immediately, he opened his mouth trying to
explain but thankfully the taller of the two decided to intervene.

“I was making
him feel good. Thats what you do when you are in love.” The two
children’ eyes became wide. Shu's previous anger, quickly
forgotten. Eagerness could be seen on both young faces.

“So...so does
that mean WE can make you feel good too since we love you?!”
Kyuu leaned into his parents excitedly. Her brother said nothing but
the look was the same on his face as well. Gaara smirked letting out
a soft chuckle while Naruto nearly choked trying to compose himself.
The twins looked at their reactions in confusion. All they wanted to
do was make their Ka Ka happy.

“Well...ahem...no...
* cough * thats a different love from what we mean, sweety. Its a
love that you have with someone else who is NOT related to you and
when you are as old as us.” The bigger blond looked up for a
moment, his finger on his chin. “Much older is even better.”
Images of him being a young grandfather by either of the kids or
both, ran through his head. He quickly shook the thoughts from his
head and ushered the kids into their rooms. Gaara followed and stood
at the door way watching the twins get tucked into their beds.

“Oyasuminasai,
ChiChieu, Good night Otousan.”

“ Oyasuminasai,
Shu-chan.” A small kiss was placed on the boy's forehead and he
soon fell asleep. Kyuu however was wide awake so the two parents had
to use sneakier methods. The older red head had disappeared from the
room while Naruto was tucking Shukaku to bed and by the time the
blond made it to his daughters bed, Gaara had returned with warm milk
and a special ingredient in it (1). The tan male looked up at his
husband and smiled warmly, taking the glass from him and handing it
to the bouncing girl.

“Arigatou, Ka
Ka!” Naruto grimaced while Gaara grimaced. It only caused the
blue eyed male to throw a glare at him. The blond sighs pushing his
hair out his face before smiling as best as he could at the little
girl.

“Kyuu-chan,
please its Chichieu. I am a man not a woman so I am not to be called
mommy, okasan, or ka ka.”

“But but Jiji
said I was suppose to and so did Hijiji(2).” A soft growl
escaped the young man's throat behind him, his spouse just smirked.

“You Kashi-jiji
and Hijiji are both perverts and both complete bakas. They may love
you but its best not to take what they tell you to heart. I am
Chichieu or daddy but not Ka ka.” The little girl returned the
cup, the effects of the liquid taking immediate effect. A cute little
yawn escaped her lips as she rubbed her eyes, trying hard not to
succumb the enemy, sleep.

“Ok..
Oyasuminasai, Otousan Oyasuminasai, Ka- I mean Chichieu!”
Naruto smiled down at the small girl and placed a soft kiss on her
temple before tucking her into the bed and whispering good night. He
got up and walked to the door where is lover was waiting. Gaara
looked at him curiously but before he could ask the blond had already
answered his question, purposely brushing against him.

“In the morning
before work. We have at least an hour after the kids are driven to
school.” The red head smiled this time and wrapped his arms
around his shorter mate. They managed to stay entangled in each
other's grasp, all the way into the bedroom where a light make-out
session took place quickly followed by sleep embracing them.

A
Month After The First Day of School for the Twins:

“AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH THOSE FUCKING FUGATO (3)
GOT ME AGAIN!!!” Screamed a still foul mouth 8 year old Shuei.
The boy was pissed, his gym clothes reeked of ammonia. Both Kiko and
Ryuki stood on either side of the boy holding their noses. The rest
of the boys leaned as far away from the pissed of blue haired boy as
they could. Lucky for them they were still in the locker room.

“Look don't worry about it, I've got a spare in
my locker.” Kiko would have patted the boy on the back but it
was obvious the twins had gotten a hold of his clothes recently
because the damn things were still dripping wet. Shukaku and Kyuubi
were the bane of the Runt Squads existence. In a matter of one month
the duo managed to not only snatch the title of demon spawn from the
trio but they seemed to make the boys their primary target. Sure so
far the only other victim had been their parents when Kyuubi with
very little shame shared the intimate ongoings in the two men's
bedroom the night before their first appearance in West Suna
Elementary school. The little red headed girl managed to make not one
but both men blush furiously with her VERY descriptive explanation of
what happened between the two. Needless to say, Naruto became the
very first person in the entire school that year to visit the nurses
office due to him passing out. Gaara would have followed but dammit
he was Gaara and the green eyed man was not going to let his pint
sized clones make him look like an uke! However, after their first
victims, the twins, who quickly were dubbed the Fugato Terrors, set
their eyes on bigger fishes. Namely, Kiko, Shuei, and Ryuki.



On various occasions the twins, mostly Shukaku, would
implement complicated, complex traps that rendered the boys
completely mortified in front of their peers. Kyuubi did her share as
well but she wasn't as ruthless as her aniki. The blond boy believed
it was because at one point when they were still very tiny she
harbored feelings for the black haired war fanatic. But sadly, when
the chibi tried to talk to her crush he overwhelmed her with such
tactical nonsense that she chose to set her sights on more delicate
and tranquil conquests, namely the dorm headmaster, Haku.
Nonetheless, she tended to be halfhearted when it came to pranking
the three boys. But as mentioned before that did NOT stop her rather
sadistic twin. Shu had no qualms with humiliating anyone. He was the
perfect prankster thanks to his parents. He had the calculating,
sadistic sense of his otousan and the creative, stealthy sense of
humor like his chichieu. For the most part, he only requested his
imoto's assistance when he needed his victims distracted or a good
look out for his fan club. Yes Subakno Shukaku at the tender age of 4
½ had his own fan club. No one could deny the boy was
extremely adorable and promised to be a regular bishonen when he
matured. But to the girls ages 4-7 he already was. Which is where
Kyuubi came in. Both twins were VERY protective of the other.

Shu was a beast when it came to boys chasing after his
kawaii sister. Both kids inherited their parent's strength and
fighting prowess, the tiny blond made sure to take advantage of that
aspect any chance he could. In one month he managed to scare the male
populace into damn near total submission. Sadly, there were still a
few perverts that would attempt to woo the youngest female Subakuno,
which resulted in week long stays at one of two places, the psych
ward or the hospital. Shukaku was not the chibi to play with. Never
the less both twins still served as a humongous pain in the Runt
Squad's side with very good reasons.

For instance, the Fugato Terror set up an intricate
trap in front of the cafeteria entrance that so perfectly initiated
when the three boys passed the threshold. They were almost
immediately covered with 2 week old sweaty, soiled jock straps from
the brother high school foot ball team. Or the time when the kids
managed to cover the boys' faces with labels such as; 'Butt Pirate'
and 'Fugg Packer'. Well, they covered Shuei and Ryuki's faces as
retaliation to the awful things the two boys said when they finally
found out that Naru-chan was a male. Kiko did nothing to defend his
two companions because in the time he knew Naruto-san and Gaara-san,
he felt a connection to the small family like they were extending
relatives. Actually, he let the two chibis in the study hall when his
two friends had fallen asleep. In all truth, the entire school
believed it was that horrible mistake that caused the two to focus on
them. Kiko and Ryuki suffered, but something about that foul mouthed
blue haired boy caused him to suffer 5 fold the other two. And just
like the Runt Squad of the past the Fugato Terror never experience
reprimanding from their mischief. Not to mention thanks to them, once
very frazzled Konohamaru, was having one of the best years of his
life since meeting Kiko. The three had their hands full which meant
not so much trouble for the poor brunette. Ah, life was starting to
become real good for him.



“Dammit,
those little fuckers get on my friggin nerves!” Shuei growled
after sliding the borrowed shirt over his head. Kiko snickered
slightly while Ryuki just shook his head.

“Ah, yes, the
enemy has started doing reconnaissance and gathering our positions in
order to strike with swift attacks. I must concede I too am baffled
at their gadgetry.” The boys close to the three just looked at
the green eyed boy in confusion. No one but his two friends knew what
the FUCK he just said!

“Whatever,
you must have done something to them to piss them off again...”
Red eyes glared at his brunette friend.

“Kiko... I
didn't do a fucking thing to those damn ankle biters. Shit, all I did
was say that their fag of a father had the body of a flat chested
bitch.” Both Kiko and Ryuki let out an exasperated sigh and
walked off, leaving their confused comrade behind. “What?! WHAT
I SAY?!?! It was just an observation.”

“Shuei, dude,
you're kinda slow..”

“I concur..”

“Fuck both of
you!”



The rest of that
day went smoothly for all parties, especially Konohamaru. No one had
come looking for him during his classes to accuse him for ANYTHING.
It was heaven.

“Ne, ne
Konohamaru-niichan... ne.” The brunette looked around trying to
find the soft whispering. He turned his head to the corner near by
him and found the source. Shukaku and Kyuubi stared up at him with
their huge sparkling eyes. It caught the teenager off guard with
their sheer cuteness. Curiosity peeked, he walked over to the
beckoning twins, this earned him two identical beaming smiles, much
like his idol.

“Hey, you two,
whats up?” Kyuubi's face turned red and she let out a very
girlish giggle which only caused her older brother to roll his
chartreuse eyes. Konohamaru quirked a brow and watched the two 4 year
olds straighten themselves up and look up at him sweetly. He had seen
that look before. They wanted something, the boy just prayed to Kami
it wouldn't result to him getting in trouble for it.

“Um...Niichan....can...can
we..can-”

“Kyu-chan wants
to know if we can come with you to the dormitory so she can see
Father Haku.” The girl all but tackled the blond down to the
ground, desperately trying to cover his mouth.

“SHU-CHAN!!!”

“What? Its
true...” The teenager quirked his brow again at the monotone
response that the boy could have only gotten from Gaara.

“Anyways...before
you two start to fight, to answer your question Kyu-chan sure you can
come with me to the dorms. I bet Father Haku would love to see you
two.” Blue eyes became huge as the small girl hurled herself
onto the taller boy's leg making him stumble slightly. He looked over
to the small blond to catch the boy's eyes narrow slightly only to
ease back to normal as the girl settled down. 'Shu-chan is so
protective, just like his parents'.

After
School:

Konohamaru walked down the sidewalk with a child on
either side of him clutching their tiny hands into his much larger
ones. Kyuubi hopped about talking animately of her day and how she
couldn't wait to see her beloved Haku while Shukaku walked casually
along the older boy's side, not saying a word. Several minutes later
they turned onto the walk way towards the dormitory. A few of the
younger boys sat outside on the lawn. As the twins passed them all
their eyes were on the red headed girl. This did not go unnoticed to
the blond, whose eyes glared dangerously. The ice cold look left the
males shivering in fear. A devious smirk crossed Shu's face as he
continued with the other two.

As they got closer to the door, they were greeted by
the ever cheerful (except when it came to Konohamaru) Haku. The
beautiful male smiled down at the twin chibis with sparkling eyes.
The man always was a fan of kawaii things and the twins couldn't get
anymore kawaii for him.

“HAKU-SAMA!!!” The red head let go of the
teen's hand and literally flung herself at the Father. He chuckled
softly at her antics. He was well aware of her puppy love for him but
he also knew that eventually the little girl would grow out of it and
set her eyes on someone, hopefully, around her age. He gently set the
girl down in front of him. Shukaku made sure to immediately join the
girl's side, casting cautious looks at the man in front of him. The
boy was suspicious about just about every male that came near his
baby sister. But at the same time he kind of had a feeling that this
man, if able to date, would prefer the more masculine sex, so his
senses always calmed down sooner than they usually did around the
Father.

For the next 10 minutes the visit was going quite well.
Haku was entertaining Kyuubi, Konohamaru was doing his homework in
the community den, and Shukaku sat in between the two older males
keeping an eye on his little sister. Yes everything was going very
nicely, that is until the blond's keen hearing caught wind of his
imoto's name. Curious, the boy crept away from the small group and
followed the whispers.

“Yea that little red head is a cutey. I wouldn't
mind looking up that skirt some time...” Chartreuse eyes
narrowed dangerously. Those guys must not realize whose sister they
were talking about.

“You ain't joking. But the only problem is that
puny brother of hers. He gets on my nerves the way he acts so tough,
like he could ever do anything.” Oh, so he did. A sinister
smile slowly overcame the small boy's face. Now that he knew the
boys' weren't simply ignorant about the girl they were saying such
lewd things about.

“Whats his name again? Shu-Shukaku or something?”

“Yea, thats it!”

“Hmph! As small as he is I wouldn't be surprised
if he wasn't just a pint-sized butch. Then, I could have my way with
both of them!” For such young boys they definitely spoke like
full fledged predators. Shukaku was seething with rage. His green
eyes looked like they were flickering red. The boy had Xmas lights in
his irises, like wow.

“Hell yea! I already know what I'm gonna do
tomorrow. I've been following that red head making sure to get her
schedule down pact. When she goes to use the bathroom after her lunch
period I'm gonna have her screaming my-”

BAM!

A fist came barreling towards the little perverts nose,
sending him flying into his two buddies. They were grumbling in the
heap of body parts, slowly trying to figure out what just happened.
The largest one, which happened to also be the one to get hit stood
up amongst his friends and looked around the lawn. The only one close
to him was a small blond boy glaring horrendous death towards him.

“You little fucking trannie! I'm gonna kick your
ass!” The tan chibi just smirked and moved into a fighting
stance, left foot bent at the knee in front of him, lowering his
stature. His right arm in the back of him bent at the elbow and his
left in front of him as he beckoned with his left hand for the
dumbass to come get some.

“Why you little ass muncher!” (Oh the
things kids learn). The husky boy sped towards his target sure that
his size and strength would prove too much for the smaller boy, he
was wrong. Shukaku side stepped the boy and lowered his arms,
grabbing the closest arm of the boy. A loud yelp was heard followed
by a sickening crunch when the boy was yanked down to the hard ground
followed closely by the blond crashing his elbow into the boy's
chest.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO OUR FRIEND!!”
Bellowed a lanky boy who finally got off the ground, helping the
other boy up with him. “We'll make you sorry you were ever born
by that freak of a mother bitch!” Hearing those horrible words
directed to his Chichieu, Shukaku's head snapped up and for a moment
anyone near boy would have sworn the boy looked like evil incarnate.
It was such a terrifying look that the two boys faltered for a moment
before regaining their composure. “I'm not scared of a little
fag like you or your fucking butt pumping parents!” Thats all
it took. They charged the enraged boy like lemmings running off a
cliff. Poor stupid kids.

Unbeknown to the two idiots they did not know several
things about the fight they had just sealed themselves into. One was
that you never talk about ANYONE in Subakuno Shukaku's family
ESPECIALLY his sister or blond father. Two, the first boy's outburst
had caught the attention of the small group still inside the den. And
three just cause she was a girl, did not make Kyuubi and less furious
a fighter as her brother. Because as soon as the two boys got close
enough another pair of small tan hands grabbed ahold of the blond and
an almost identical small body came hurtling at both the numb nuts
running towards them.

CRUNCH

A pair of size 2 shoes came colliding in BOTH the boys'
faces knocking them to the ground. Thats when the twins went to work.
There were teeth hair dust a sock all that flying amongst the jumble
of bodies. The first boy was slowly coming back to reality. When he
saw the his friends getting their asses handed to them, he decided
the best plan of action would be to do a little sneak move. But
sadly, his plans were dashed when he felt a strong grip on his
shoulder. Slowly, he looked over and up at the face of a rather upset
Father Haku. The pale bishonen had heard the entire altercation and
knew exactly who was at fault.

“Young man, I hope you weren't planning on
joining that fight in hopes of overpowering those innocent,
defenseless(you wish), little chibis.” The boy gulped and
quickly shook his head.

“N...no, F- F-Father H-Haku.” And he was
not so gently ushered into the headmaster's office to await his
punishment with his friends.

The fight didn't last much longer as the twins made
short work of the two larger, lecherous boys. Throughout the lower
level of the building, sounds of painful groans and utter agony, were
heard. And as soon as the two kids moved back to either side of the
17 year old brunette, Father Haku swiftly ushered the hooligans into
his office to join the other one. The only reason Konohamaru didn't
get blamed this time was because, unlike the Runt Squad, the Fugato
Terror had a soft spot for the boy, seeing as he constantly put their
Chichieu on a pedestal.

About an hour later, found the twins lounging back in
the den. Kyuubi was happily drawing a picture of her beloved Haku
while Shukaku had finally coerced the brunette teenager to teach him
some of the moves he had learned from Naruto. No one had noticed the
leering eunuch in one of the darker hallways. His hungry gaze was
targeted on a certain blond who looked damn near identical to his wet
dream, Uzumaki Naruto.

“Oh mini Naru-chan...You are so beautiful and
young.” The pale man wiped his mouth of the drool and continued
to watch intently. However, after a few minutes of visually raping
the boy he needed more. Sure, Mr. Happy in his pants was relatively
unresponsive but he still enjoyed the occasional feel of a tight
virginal ass. It was obvious that Orochimaru did not consider the
other features on the small boy. For instance the haunting green
eyes, the evil scowl that looked as though it was a permanent
feature, or the black rings around his eyes; features that were very
similar to another male. A male that had only 4 years ago in the
waiting room, systematically tore the pale snake man a new one. Oh
poor oblivious, pedophilic dumb ass eunuch. The long haired man
silently slipped from the hallway into a closer corner, his eyes
trained on the small tan form only a few feet away from him.

“Ok, Shukaku this next move is one that your
Chichieu use to show me when he wasn't studying....” Shu nodded
and mimicked every position the older boy showed him. He suddenly
shivered as a cold chill ran down his spine. It felt like someone or
something was eying him like food. The feeling was unnerving.
Nevertheless, he continued to follow the directions given to him.

“Hey, Konohamura! Come here for a second you
gotta see this.” Another teen hollered from across the first
floor. It was one of the boy's friends. He smiled and looked down at
the small blond.

“Shukaku, stay here for a moment I'll be right
back, ok?” Shu nodded a small smile on his face. The brunette
smiled back and ruffled his hair before running off to join his
friends. Golden eyes widen in glee. It was the perfect time for the
eunuch to get a quick feel. Silently, swiftly Orochimaru crossed the
floor and stopped right behind the boy. He made sure no one noticed
him there. And just as his hand was ghosting over the Shukaku's ass,
a tan hand gripped his wrist, surprisingly tight. He looked over to
see the usually cheerful little sister of his obsession glaring at
him.

And thats when it all fell in together, the look that
both kids had OTHER than Naruto's, the red hair the little girl
donned, and the familiar death grip that it seemed both kids
possessed because by the time he was thinking this over his obsession
had a grip on his throat. Orochimaru was rather disturbed by their
strength and how intuitive the twins were. But at least those three
demons were no where near them. He could handle two tiny kids....

“HEY! ITS THAT BUTT RAPING PERV, OROCHIMARU!!!”
He really had to stop thinking optimistically. The pale man side
glanced to his right and sure enough the Runt Squad were running his
way. But he wasn't the only one who saw the trio approaching.

Without slacking in his grip, Shukaku looked at the
boys who had finally made it to the scene. Each of them were slightly
impressed how two tiny chibis could subdue the pervert. Didn't mean
they still didn't want a piece of the action though.

“You know this creep?” The monotone voice
that came from the small blond caused flashbacks, of his encounter
with the current mayor, whip through his mind. Another thing that
presented itself in his mind was a simple phrase; 'Oh shit...'.

“Yea, he's always trying to touch everyone's ass
in here. Especially, the young ones. Fucking bastard.” Ryuki
nodded in agreement with his two friends. The next thing that
happened scared and elated the 3 boys. Both twins smiled identical
evil smiles towards the now, very terrified eunuch.

“How about we all play together then, Mr. Kid
Toucher?” Orochimaru yelped with each word due to the fact that
Kyuubi was twisting his arm in a very unnatural way. With the last
word leaving her lips and an universal agreement of the other 4, the
snake-like eunuch experienced just about the most agonizing and
painful 20 minutes of his life. It didn't help that the Runt Squad
had gotten much bigger, stronger, and rougher; those two kids were
really proving that they were just as strong and vicious if not more
so. Throughout the entire school campus, blood curdling screams and
wails rang clearly until Haku and several teenagers including
Konohamaru pried the kids off the pervert.

In the end Orochimaru was carted off in an ambulance
with a massive concussion, several broke ribs, a ruptured spleen, a
split lip, and a real nasty bruise in over his crotch AND his ass,
how appropriate....

5
Months Later:

Oh
joyous times, it was summer break and it also happened to be the
twins 5^th
birthday. What a perfect time for EVERYONE to meet out in local park
for a party. Naruto and Gaara had booked the park several months in
advance and made sure to send invitation far enough a head that no
one had an excuse not to come.

Temari was so happy, it was the first day off she had
had in a long time and she was going to make it count. Her boyfriend
just watched her as she literally trailed the twins, snapping
pictures ever few minutes. Shikamaru knew she would be at it for a
while since the couple had stopped at the local store to fill her
rather large hand bag with disposable cameras, memory cards, and
film. He didn't mind her lack of attention, as long as she was
content.

“Shu-chan!! Kyu-chan!!! Look at the camera.
GOOD!” And she was off again chasing her energetic and tolerant
niece and nephew.

“Troublesome...”

“Does she ever get bored with taking pictures?”

“How the hell should I know?! I'm so damn tired
and my back hurts!!” Kankuro smirked looking to his very cranky
and pregnant mate. After several years of coaxing and attempting,
Kiba was finally pregnant. But the younger male was not a very nice
pregnant person. His attitude for the most part was civil but he just
wasn't very tolerant of being outside for long spans of time.

“Would you like me to get you a cushioned chair?
Maybe an umbrella to go with it?” The taller brunette smirked
as he leaned over to kiss the love of his life. Sadly, he was stopped
by a hand.

“First the new chair and shade then you get the
reward... And stop treating me like a girl.”

“Yes Koi....” He snickered leaving his
lover to gripe as he went to retrieve the man's favorite portable
chair and umbrella.

Naruto was finally setting the table with the help of
his parents and cousin. Jiraiya was across the park 'researching' the
female swim team. Sakura and Neji were discussing her newest
invention while Lee and Konohamaru were keeping the kids entertained.
Well the other kids, including the Runt Squad, but the birthday kids
were occupied keeping their blond aunt busy, playing run and pose.
Which she had no problem participating in. Gaara sat at the table
with the most shade along with his older brother, his snippy brother
in law, and the lazy fiance of his sister. Of course his eyes were
focused on the back side of his adorable spouse.

“Wow, Naru-chan you guys really went all out this
time!” The tan male beamed at his brunette father as he
smoothed out the table cloth. Kakashi smirked looking over his mate's
shoulder and signaling his blond son to be quiet as his hands
disappeared behind the scarred man.

“KASHI!!” Iruka jumped in the air when he
felt the fingers tickling his sides. Behind him his lover feigned
innocence. He smirked. “Oh now you wanna pretend you didn't
just do that. I'll show you.” The two older men ran off into
the park clearing chasing each other like two lovesick teens. Naruto
and Menma chuckled when suddenly the paler of the two squeaked, his
steel gray eyes growing wide as two larger arms wrapped around his
wait and pulled him towards a broad chest. The two blonds looked up
to see a smirking Neji leering down at shorter blond.

“Neji! You scared me half to death.” Menma
tried to look intimidating but the fresh blush on his face made him
just look more adorable than he already looked. Naruto shook his head
at their antics. He was happy to see that after 4 ½ years the
two had finally decided to be together. Through the time they both
became even more precious the the blue eyed man, with their constant
support for his marriage and family. The two seemed perfect for each
other. Neji encouraged Menma to be more outgoing and Menma kept
Neji's ego under control. It worked perfectly.

“Naru-chan!!” Naruto almost fell into the
cake when he felt a body jump him from behind. Luckily he was able to
regain his balance before a collision occurred. Slowly he looked
behind him to see his cheerful former classmate beaming up at him.

“Sakura-chan! Its about time you came over to say
hi to me.” The tan male pretended to pout, earning him a
playful shove and then a warm hug.

“You know I wasn't trying to ignore my Naru-chan!
But I gotta show you what I just developed.” The pink haired
girl shoved her hand into her pocket pulling a small tin box. When
she opened it blue eyes widen.

“Oh cool candy! Thanks.”

“Wa-Wait Naru-” Before she could stop him,
Naruto shove the handful into his mouth, chewing happily. Sakura
watched the boy getting a empty, drilling feeling in the pit of her
stomach. She took a deep breath and tried once more to explain what
the boy had just ingested. Unfortunately she was once again prevented
from her explanation when Iruka finally returned from 'playing' with
his lover and announced loudly that it was time for cake and
presents. The pink haired girl decided she would catch her blond
friend before the party was over so she could warn him about her
newest invention. Oh how life has such a sense of humor.

Once Iruka made the call for the main event of the
party to take place, children and adults alike came rushing towards
the large decorated table. Naruto and Gaara scooped the twins up in
their arms and gently set them at the head of the table. The rest of
the guests sat along the sides with the proud parents standing behind
the kids. Kakashi leaned over, lighting the candles and giving each
child a muffled kiss on the forehead, the damn man had another face
covering turtle neck on. Kyuubi was full of giggles while the more
composed Shukaku just smirked up at his relatives. And soon the
entire park was filled with singing and squeals, the squeals due to
the various butt pinching that went on behind the kids' backs. As
soon as the singing quieted down the 5 year olds each took deep
breaths and blew out the candles. To the relief of just about every
adult, there was very minimal spittle spread across the icing. The
cake was cut and everyone settled down briefly to eat but that soon
ended when Jiraiya bellowed the commencement to presents. The entire
area erupted in yells and screams for the twins to open this present
first and to guess who it was from.

All the while no one seemed to notice that after the
initial presents from their Otousan and Chichieu, that both men
seemed to totally disappear. The only evidence to their whereabouts
was the fleeting lock of red hair disappearing behind the door to the
restroom. Inside was surprisingly clean, which only encouraged Gaara
all the more that he would have his love right then. The two males
crushed against each other kissing and sucking only to detach when
the need for air came.

“Gaara...Koi we can- we can't do this right now!”

“But Naru...its been so long since I've felt
you.” Naruto was about to protest but was quickly halted when
he felt the taller male's teeth bite into his shoulder. The blond
moved his head to the side allowing more space for his lover, who,
without hesitation, began to lick and bite. One strong arm wrapped
around the back of the tan male's back while the other seemed to
temporarily vanish. As blue eyes slowly reopened from the latest bite
mark, the focused on a small piece of rope dangling in front of his
face. Confused the blond looked up into mischievous green eyes. A
blond brow quirked in question.

“Whose says we can't add a little heat even
here.” A playful smirk crossed the pale face. Naruto opened his
mouth to once again protest this kind of behavior but was quickly
turned around, bent over, and bound to a faucet. The blond stared
wide eyed at his hands, tugging at them in a panic. He looked over
his shoulder to see that the red head was locking the door and slowly
shedding his shirt as he got closer to the bent over form.

“Gaara we can't do this!” Another playful
smirk made its presence known. Naruto blushed deeply. The man
couldn't deny that he was horny as well. The last time they were able
to be intimate with each other was almost a month ago when the twins
went to stay with their Aunty Temari and Uncle Shika. The two men
made sure to use to the time they had and fucked each other till they
could barely move. However, that was a long time ago and the need in
each of them was very hard to deny.

“I need you now, Koi...” Naruto moaned
feelings hands run over his shirt. Something in the back of his head
was thanking Kami that he didn't wear a shirt under his button down
because those roaming hands were making quick work of the buttons. As
soon as the last button came loose, nimble fingers raked across his
already erect nipples. His eyes closed in bliss a shiver ran down his
body, the fingers continued to play with his nubs, twisting and
pulling. The blond could feel the heated groin of his lover presses
and grinding into his ass.

“Mmm Gaara its been too long...” He mewled.
Gaara looked down smirking as he continued to play with his husband's
body.

“Much too long...” The taller man gave a
suggestive thrust pushing the blond forward with a loud gasp. Naruto
turned his head to side allowing the two the kiss savagely, the red
head's hands moved downward undoing the pants that kept him from his
prize. All the smaller male could do was whimper and squirm against
the rope around his hands. Then he froze, his pants and boxers were
slowly, agonizingly pushed down his firm legs; exposing the supple
flesh under them. A soft thud resounded in the spacious restroom as
his clothes hit the floor and one of his legs was pulled backwards
making him press against the sink (Ok I dunno bout you but yea this
is a RICH park so the restroom is VERY clean).

A blond head snapped up and blue eyes widened when the
wet, firm muscle slid over the inner thigh of Naruto's leg. His hands
opened and closed, trying desperately to grab onto anything to
stabilize his excited nerves. Gaara growled savagely as he bit into
the same spot he was just laving. The tan body over him trembled as
the male tried to pull his leg from over the pale shoulder it was
positioned on. A pale hand moved over to the ever hardening shaft
that freely hung in the air. Another gasp escaped the smaller male's
lips as that same hand finally grabbed firmly over the heated flesh
and gave a slow stroke.

“Aaaah!” The whiskered man yelp as his
senses went haywire. The mouth working on his thigh moved for a
moment and teasingly suckled on his leaking tip. A whimpered moan
erupted from Naruto's steadily trembling form. He was so enthralled
with the grip on his length that he almost missed when the torturous
mouth moved back behind him and his cheeks were spread apart. That
same wet muscle slid leisurely over his puckered entrance, setting a
flame a whole new set of nerves. His trembling seemed to increase 10
fold. “Mmmm Gaa- Gaara m- moooree.” A lecherous chuckle
responded and Naruto almost came right then and there when the tongue
dived into his tight entrance, flattening inside and making the ring
expand slightly.

Gaara pulled his head back, one hand still holding onto
the leg over his shoulder the other running back and forth over a tan
back, then he stiffened his tongue pushing it back deep into the hot
canal in a liquid movement. Another yelp and then a pleading whimper
tore through the blond. And although the noises his lover was making
were heavenly to him; the red head could not ignore the painful
throbbing in his pants, reminding him of his own needs. The pale man
tongue fucked Naruto a for a little longer before pulling his head
completely away and sliding not one but all 3 fingers into his coated
ass. Naruto froze his body screaming at him from the pain and
pleasure that wracked his body at the same time.

“I'm sorry Koi...I can't wait much longer I –
I need to be inside you....NOW!” The way Gaara roared his
desires made the blond's rod twitch with anticipation. He pushed back
onto the wiggling digits, signaling that he too was at his limit.
After a few pumps and stretches, even the finger were removed which
only succeeded at causing Naruto to make a rather disappointed grunt.
“I'm gonna change that grunt into a scream right now...”
And with one fluid movement a thick, pulsating shaft shoved its way
into the blond quivering passage.

“GAARA!!!” It must have been a while
because that one move caused the smaller man to cum instantly.
However, that in no way left him sated. The blond looked down and
sure enough he was still sporting a very pronounced erection. “More
please more!!!!” lust dripped from every one of his pleas. The
red head could only shudder at the tone his mate was using and simply
complied with the requests. One strong hand fastened to the slender
hip while the other roamed freely over glistening skin. Fingers
slightly dug into Naruto as the taller male pulled out slightly and
returned even deeper inside his love, directly pressing against the
man's center and causing an undignified shriek.

“I never tire from the way you feel around me.”
Gaara groaned his hips slowly falling into a rhythm with his various
strokes. He leaned forward running his tongue along the Naruto's
sides and up his back. He paused over an area where he knew the blond
was very sensitive at and licked it slowly causing the body to under
him to shiver as it jerked from his pumping. Feeling the tan male
falling into a false sense of security, the red head decided to
retrieve his lovers full attention.

“AAH!” Teeth sank into that spot, nipping
and biting making Naruto jump and in doing so speared himself over
the long, thick impalement. Gaara smirked over the back and continued
to surprise his lover with unexpected bites, his thrusts gradually
becoming deeper, harder and faster. As if reading his Koi's mind the
blond began pushing back even harder, impaling himself repeatedly.
“Kam! KAMI! KAMIII!!!” He screamed as they continued to
meet each other faster and even deeper. The knot inside each of them
getting so tight it was almost unbearable. The roaming hand snaked
its way under Naruto and began pumping in rhythm to everything going
on. Sweat seemed to pour off their bodies as their lovemaking became
almost bestial. Finally with a strangle cry and a deep growl the once
clean floor was covered with cum. Most coming from the blond's cock
and some dripping from his thighs. Gaara completely filled Naruto's
insides causing a slightly swelling in his abdomen from how much he
spilled inside him.

The too fully satiated males panted, riding the waves
of a massive climax. Gaara slowly leaned his head on the tan shoulder
blade under him, his pale hands reaching up to release his love's
hands. When the rope fell into the basin and the pale man pulled out
the man; Naruto turned around wrapping his arms around the taller
male's neck, pulling him into a passionate kiss. The red head moaned
softly as he sucked on his koi's tongue. His his arms wrapped around
the slim waist pulling them against each other.

“I love you, Subakuno Naruto.”

“I love you, too, Subakuno Gaara.” They
kissed again. This time the kiss became more heated. Naruto was
lifted off the ground and set on the counter. The red head moved
between his legs pulling their half naked bodies closer once again.

“OTOUSAN!!!! CHICHIEU!!!!! I GOTTA PEE!! OPEN
UP!!” The kiss stopped abruptly and Naruto giggled. Gaara let
out a sigh leaning his head against his lover's. Green eyes gazed up
into blue. A tan hand gently stroked the pale face.

“They're going to your parents' house this
weekend...” Another giggle followed by a nod of understand and
the two were quickly dressing.

“Ok Koi..” The door was opened after
everything was returned to normal and several small boys including a
suspicious Shukaku, rushed into the room and into the stalls with
relieved sighs. The two males shook their head and headed out small
building only to be immediately confronted by a very frazzled pink
haired girl.

“NARUTO!! I finally found you! I wanted to tell
you that that wasn't candy you ate. It was my latest invention.”
Both men looked at the woman confused.

“Latest invention?” The girl nodded
eagerly, a mix of concern and excitement danced in her jade green
eyes.

“Yea the serum I used on you and Kiba, well I
condensed it and made it into a pill form. But don't worry as long as
you don't have sex for the next 24 hours you should be ok....Um you
two ok? You look sick.” Sakura looked from Gaara to Naruto and
back. Both sets of eyes were huge, well not for long because shortly
after Naruto passed the fuck out. Gaara leaned down gathering his
lover, only to notice is intuitive son looking up at him with a
strange expression. The boy gave his father a quick smirk before
running off.

“HEY KYUUBI!! WE'RE GETTING A NEW BABY BROTHER OR
SISTER!!!”

“WHAT! REALLY I HOPE ITS A GIRL!!” Gaara
groaned before glaring at the space where Sakura was standing in only
seconds ago. Finally he let out a long exasperated sigh.

“Ah, shit, might as well make sure the couch is
in good condition cause he is not gonna be happy when he wakes up.”

Owari! (FINALLY)

Kurai Kisu: Well there it is the final chapter for Too
Many Drinks! I am so happy to see I recruited more people well looks
like two more people. I wonder if all my original reviewers stayed
with me cause I noticed you guys coming and going. I hope to see a
final review from you all. You know what I lied though this is the
last literal chapter and I wasn't going to post till I finished the
art work but I felt I made a lot of you wait too long unless you
completely forgot about me. Hope I didn't half ass. I hope before
this week is over to have an art chapter up with links. I wanted to
put up a picture of the Runt Squad and maybe a few more baby pics. So
now that this is finally done, sad but true I will be going onward to
the side stories. I think I will deliver the one shot first then move
on to the hopefully 2-3 chapter side story. I hope to see you guys in
the next story! JA! Big thanks to all those who supported me Kami
for helping when I was stuck and Shuu for blaming for everything LOL.
Hey ShikaChou I am so glad that your family is all together and doing
good. What a horrible thing to happen to through the holidays but
thankfully things are better. Oh and I have to yes this damn story
has turned me into a perv. Oh the shame! AND DAMMIT I WANT SOME
ANSWERS!!! DOES ANYONE LIKE KIKO'S CORNER OR WHAT??? Ja again lol.
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