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A ninja must see underneath the underneath.	By : Blooregard01 Category: Naruto > General Views: 4433 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter 40: Hound and Chicken
Authors note: Alright guys, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that I wrote two more pretty awesome chapters for you. I wrote them two days ago, so I hope you’ll enjoy them. The bad news is that it might take a few days or more before I’ll be able to write again. Past months my life has really been falling apart, not only has there been a lot of grief, but today I also lost my job. I’m not going any further into detail because I don’t want to come across as ‘that kind’ of attention seeker. I’m just saying, it’s hard to write good if life’s going all ‘Chidori’ on you. So, please don’t give up on the story. I won’t either, I promise.
After several months, Kakashi really got the hang of being Konoha’s Hokage. He now knew perfectly well how many shinobi’s he had to disperse on missions, and he knew what their credentials and abilities were. He had also made changes into the curriculum of Konoha’s new shinobi Academy, which now focussed more on the importance of teamwork. He had also made other changes regarding Konoha’s shinobi, who now had two days off each week, except for when they were on longer missions. Then they would be allowed to save up their free days for later use. Kakashi also made several appearances at newly build districts of Konoha, where he gave speeches which were met with applause and enthusiasm from the citizens.
Being Hokage had proved to be a lot of work but he got used to it faster than he had thought. The hardest part however was finding the time to stay in shape himself. Even though he was Hokage now, he knew that it would only be a matter of time before Naruto would take over and he would have to fulfil the role of an elite shinobi once more. With that in mind, Kakashi tried to find the time to train at least once a day. Naruto often had to stay behind at Hokage tower to study up, or to finish his internship work, which was mainly guided by Shizune and Tsunade. This often lead to Kakashi training either alone or with Gai. In a way, he felt sorry for the blond teen, who despised sitting still and studying, but he knew there was no way around it, not if Naruto ever wanted to become Hokage.
At the end of the day, both shinobi would talk about what they had done or learned. Sometimes they would talk during dinner or during a sparring match and sometimes even while playing with Kakashi’s Ninken. Today, they were both just hanging out on the couch. Kakashi laid down with his head propped up on the edge of the couch. He was holding Naruto close to himself, while reading from an Icha Icha book. The young shinobi was telling him a story he had learned about the third Kazekage, the leader of Sunagakure, who was supposed to be the strongest Kazekage ever. Each day it became clear to Kakashi that Naruto had learned a lot of new stuff. Mostly by listening to stories Tsunade told him. The boy didn’t seem to remember much about things he had to read as well. Kakashi was relieved to notice that the blond seemed to become even more keen on becoming Hokage than he already was, despite the lessons he had to go through.
The following day, Naruto was allowed to attend a meeting Kakashi had with three shinobi from The Hidden Grass Village, Kusagakure. Naruto remembered that the village was allied with Konoha, and they worked together quite well. They had an agreement to exchange local economical products, but they also aided each other with missions or even temporary shinobi exchanges. Kusagakure had recently lend Konoha some shinobi in order to speed up the re-building process. Konoha had showed it’s gratitude by taking on some missions Kusagakure had to offer, while also sharing some information they had received through spy work.
Today, the Hidden Grass Shinobi had come to ask the aid of Konoha’s Hokage with a different matter. Several of their shinobi had fallen deadly ill with a new poison developed by the neighbouring Hidden Rain village. Their healers had not been able to produce an antidote, which is why they had come to request the aid from Tsunade and her pupil Sakura, who were well known for their healing abilities and their knowledge of poisons. Today they would talk about the terms on which Konoha agreed to aid in the research.
Naruto had to do his very best to stay concentrated. He was only allowed to observe the meeting and take notes. Not being allowed to intervene or weigh in proved to make the whole scene quite tedious, though one thing did pique his interest. He found it curious that Kusagakure was allied with Konoha, and yet the meeting didn’t seem to reflect friendship or kindness at all. Both parties remained very distant and distrusting. “Well… Kakashi always is a little distant when it comes to people.” Naruto thought within himself. But he couldn’t imagine being Hokage himself and negotiating as coldly as that with allies. For example Sunagakure, which leader was the Kazekage and Naruto’s good friend Gaara.
As usual, Naruto had to show his notes to Kakashi after the meeting. The older shinobi tried his very best to ignore the teen’s horrible handwriting and the scribbles and doodles on the sides, some of which were tiny hearts and tiny Kakashi’s. However, the older shinobi raised an eyebrow as he came across the hastily written sentence “Kashi cold, why?”
“What do you mean with this Naru?” Kakashi asked as he showed the teen his own notes.
“Well, even though they were an allied country, both parties seemed to be very distant and cold towards each other. I don’t understand why.” Naruto answered as he stated his question.
“Hmm, I see. Well, basically, it’s about trust. On paper, Konoha and Kusagakure are allies because, for now, we have mutual interests. For example economical trade. However, being allies is temporary until a bigger and better chance opens itself up for one of the two parties. In other words, if Kusagakure would have a greater benefit from attacking Konoha and overthrowing our lands, then they would choose that course of action. That way they would have the economical goods plus much more land. So it’s all about keeping balance. You want to create a situation in which you both need each other, without leaving an opening for yourself to become obsolete. Remember that you won’t be allies forever. Economical and political situations change, they are dynamic. So, instead of seeing us as allies. It’s better to see the situation as a temporary peaceful truce. Which is why it’s very important to remain completely objective. You don’t want to get too personal or too attached. It’s all about the fact and the numbers, not friendship. Do you understand?”
“I guess so.” Naruto replied as he nodded. “But I would never be able to be so distant while discussing matters with Gaara for example.”
“In that case, all depends on your trust. If you trust Gaara to never overthrow Konoha, then you can choose to act differently. But only if you’re one hundred percent sure that Konoha won’t end up paying the price for your trust later on.”
“I see. I do trust him though. I just hope I’ll be able to judge other countries or allies correctly.”
“Well, you’ll have advisors to help you out. I just didn’t use them for these matters. But you can always appoint an advisor, for example Shikamaru, to help you out. It’s okay to ask for help or advice from people who are smarter or wiser than you, even if you are Hokage.”
“Okay, great.” Naruto said reassured as a big smile came onto his face.
“Any other questions?”
“Yeah, wanna have some fun for a change? The meeting was quite dull and all…” The blond complained.
“What did you have in mind?” Kakashi asked raising an eyebrow.
Naruto fluently jumped over Kakashi’s desk and landed onto the older shinobi’s lap. “Truth or dare?” He asked playfully.
“Truth.” The Rokudaime Hokage answered with a sigh.
“Do you like having me in your lap?”
“Sure I do, I’d like it a whole lot more if there weren’t two ANBU’s watching us right now from outside though.”
Naruto’s face turned bright red in less than a second. “Are you serious?”
“Tsk tsk. You only get to ask one question. It’s my turn, truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“I dare you to make miso-soup tonight.” Kakashi said with a snicker.
“You’re such a cheater.” The blond retorted with a pout. “But fine! Truth or dare?”
“Truth.”
“Are the ANBU really watching us?”
“Yes.” Kakashi answered while tightening his grip on the blond who tried to wriggle off his lap with a beet red face. “Oh no. You’re not going anywhere now. Just try and ignore them like I do.”
“Jeez, spoken like a true perv, not caring about people peeking.”
Kakashi snickered. “Truth or Dare?”
“Dare.”
“I dare you to get under this desk and give me a blowjob.”
“WHAT! Are you insane! No way!”
“Then I declare you chicken instead of shinobi. I can do that you know. Being Hokage and all.”
Naruto’s adorable pout made Kakashi’s heart skip a beat. “I’m not a chicken.”
“Toooock, tock, tock, tock…” Kakashi teased him on.
“What if someone comes in?” Naruto asked with an angry look.
“That’s why you’ll be under the desk, and not on top of it. Though pounding your cute little butt on this desk is quite an idea as well.” He said with a mischievous smirk.
“That’s it. You’ve gone insane.” Naruto said as he quickly pulled Kakashi’s headband down over his eyes and quickly gave him a peck on the lips. “I’m out of here.”
“What? Why?” Kakashi asked now completely blinded.
“Got to buy ingredients for miso soup. Hokage’s orders. Laters!” The teen shouted as he disappeared out of the window.
“Tsk. Such a tease.” Kakashi murmured as he pushed his headband back up and pulled another stack of files closer by. Even though he tried his best to stay concentrated, his mind kept wandering to Naruto’s cute butt and miso soup.
Naruto, who was now rushing across Konoha’s rooftops towards the market district, cursed loudly as Kurama attempted to make chicken sounds inside his head as well. Even though it sounded more like a dying giraffe, it still slightly scorned his pride.
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Chapter 40: Hound and Chicken