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Kurai
Kisu: Ok so I have NOTHING to do right now my boss just left me here
and my ride doesn’t leave for another hour so I decided * drum
roll * To do another chapter! Yay aren’t lucky you horn dogs
you LOL. Its official I plan to kick every retarded squirrel out here
in the ass. They get on my damn nerves with their hopping. My
co-worker told me its cause the ground is cold. So why hell do they
hop then stop and then hop some damn more. THEY’RE RETARDED I
TELLS YA!! Those little bastards were doing that BEFORE it got cold.
And can someone tell me PLEASE why the bathroom has a room number???
I had no idea until I actually looked at the damn door and there it
was S-112 what the hell is that needed for??? Well anyways this
chapter is gonna be the first year well not the entire year but a
glimpse at the two parents, their strange family, and the twins.
Sadly, (well not for me) there is just one chapter after this. Then 2
side stories THEN my HakuNaru I am really hoping you guys follow me
into it. * under her breath* it was SUPPOSE to be a SasuNaru but Kami
was gonna strike on me and several others voted for a HakuNaru but
Sasuke will actually be in it. Hehehe . Well on we go.

Chapter 40 (Oh yea baby
its really almost over, I hope…)

The condo was quiet
well slightly anyways. Naruto and Gaara were in bed kissing each
other in a lazy, slow manner. It had been an interesting 4 months.
About a month in an half after the twins were born, both boys
graduated from the high school. As promised (or more like forced out
of him by a certain homicidal father) Gaara married Naruto. The
wedding was actually quite nice, Gaara wore a black kimono with blood
red dragons soaring across the fabric. Naruto on the other hand wore
a white kimono with small orange nine-tail foxes accented the edges
of the garment. The church was filled with family, friends,
spectators, and unfortunately the damn paparazzi. They tried to keep
them out, but those bastards found a way in. Basically they bribed
Shuei and Ryuki who bullied their way into being ushers. That was a
lesson learned. Don’t put those two in charge of ANYTHING.

Kiko was happy with
his position, he got to be ring bearer and the center of attention.
Of course his parents were invited and happily attended. Sango sat
next to her wheelchair bound husband, don’t ask, watching
proudly as her handsome little son walked down the aisle with the two
white gold bands on a pillow.

Damn near all of
Naruto’s side of the church were bawling their eyes. Jiraiya
and Neji were the only exceptions.

“Damn
sissies…..” The white haired pervert muttered. Neji just
grunted and tended to the weeping blond pressing into his side.
Personally, he really didn’t mind having to comfort the boy. He
rather enjoyed the closeness.

All in all the wedding
was beautiful. Two even managed to have a honeymoon in the Caribbean
thanks to a more than willing Iruka. Of course, Kakashi wasn’t
too pleased with his ‘quality time’ being put on hold for
a week and a half. He did, however, enjoy the twins cuteness as much
as his spouse.

But that was months
ago, now the two were busy just enjoying each other while they could
because at any given moment. “WAAAAHHHHH” …..The
babies would start up. The two looked over to the night stand where
the currently wailing baby monitor stood. They looked at each other
letting a soft sigh brush over the other’s face.

“Whose turn is
it this time?”

“Yours…..”

“Fine.”
The blond slowly lifted himself off the pale boy and trudged the
short distance to the nursery next door to their room. “Yare,
Yare Shu-chan. What’s the matter chibi?” Naruto yawned as
he reached in the crib to find Shukaku crying his little heart out.
When the tan hand touched his wet bottom, the teen sighed and gently
pat the distressed baby’s back. “Now, I see, you’re
wet. Well lets take care of that, ne?” He walked over to the
changing table, laying the fussy baby down and retrieved a fresh
diaper. Now around this time Naruto picked the wrong moment to yawn
again. Because before he could cover his mouth, Shukaku decided he
wasn’t done with his nightly whiz and it shot right in the tan
boy’s mouth. His blue eyes grew wide and he gagged and made so
many face. Shukaku stared up at his daddy and began to laugh, this of
course roused his sister, Kyuubi. The tiny red head appeared to have
developed the same childhood sleeplessness as her father, so very
little was needed to get her going. “GAH!!!”

Gaara was forced out
of his slow slip into oblivion by a disturbing yell. He sprang from
his bed and into the hallway just in time to see Naruto rush into the
bathroom. Seconds later the sound of mouthwash being gargled and a
toothbrush swishing furiously in a mouth could be heard. The pale red
head popped his head into the bathroom to see his lover looking quite
disturbed. He opted to ask his lover about that later and went to
find out what had the twins so animated at such a late hour. Upon
inspection he found Shukaku still exposed to the world since the
blond had rushed out in mid change. To the side still in the crib he
saw his precious little girl staring at him and her brother with such
an amused expression on her face. The tall red head shook his head,
smirking and moved towards his little boy to finish the job Naruto
had started.

“Now what did
you do to your mother, hmm?” Shukaku looked up at his father,
green met green and the small boy shared a mirror image of the smirk
Gaara was donning. “Not gonna tell, huh? Well I’ll just
ask him when he gets over his little trauma.” With the baby
finally cleaned and in a new diaper the pale man scooped the child up
in his arms and walked over to the crib. Kyuubi smiled up at him
before focusing on her yawning big brother. “You two know you
need to be asleep at this time of the night. You don’t want to
make those birthmarks worse do you? Then people will think you are
goth like me.” The babies smiled up at their father. If they
understood what he was saying neither seemed to care about such a
prospect, they were just happy to have these little chats with the
young man.

“You know I
think they might take you more seriously then me…” The
green eyed boy turned around to see Naruto leaning on the door frame.
The blond pushed himself off and went to his spouse, wrapping his
arms around the strong neck. Gaara smiled leaning down and planting a
soft kiss on the tan forehead.

“Why do you say
that?”

“Well for one
Shu-chan took it upon himself to have a little target practice with
his piss. And lets just say the boy is a crack shot.” The red
chuckled, nuzzling the slightly miffed boy’s hair.

“Maybe they just
like to play with you more because you are such a ball of sunshine.
Besides, it looks like they both want a kiss goodnight from you.”
The blue eyed boy looked down to see that both babies were reaching
up to him, their tiny hand opening and closing in a gimme gesture and
both green and blue eyes staring up with a pleading look. It was too
much for the tan male to hold a grudge over. He released his hold on
Gaara’s neck and bent down into the crib gently grabbing both
children in his arms so they both could kiss them goodnight. As he
gave each a normal peck on the cheek and an Eskimo kiss on the nose,
small very elated giggles emitted from the small kids. The red head
watched his family with a proud smirk before adding a kiss to each
forehead. For some reason the gesture seemed to have calmed babies
down, allowing both to settle down into a light slumber. The two
parents watched them for several more minutes before heading back to
their own bedroom, knowing full well that they would returning to the
nursery at least two more times before they would be allowed to sleep
throughout the rest of the night.

The
Next Day:

It was a weekend, so
both parents were home instead of working on their own careers. Just
like Naruto wanted, he had succeeded in getting a grant to open is
counseling center, it was just taking more time since the babies
didn’t always have a babysitter and there was too much of risk
to take them to a community daycare center. There was no denying the
babies and Naruto were now as high profile as Gaara. Especially when
it was revealed that Naru was actually Naruto and did indeed carried
both babies. Thankfully, Gaara’s team made sure to keep the
discovery from becoming a huge scandal, rather it served to be a
pivotal move for gay rights in Suna. No one dared to object to the
red head’s claim to the office and out of pure fear of possible
repercussion they left Naruto and the kids alone. But that still did
not lower the risk possible exploitation or kidnapping of the twins.
So the parents would rely on close friends, family and each other
which ultimately slowed down progress for both parents, but ask them
and they would say it was worth it.

Around the middle of
the day both the parent and babies were enjoying a lazy day together
in the den. The twins were in their play pen while Naruto and Gaara
laid on the couch against each other sharing chaste kisses every now
and then.

A knock on the door
interrupted the peaceful moment. Both males looked at each other as
if asking who were they expecting that day. At the same time they
received simultaneous shrugs.

“I’ll get
it…” The red head slowly untangled himself from his
small lover and headed towards the door. He couldn’t remember
inviting anyone over and Naruto would have told him if he had guests
coming. Without bothering to ask who it was he opened the door to
reveal his big brother and his lover’s best friend. He really
should have asked who it was….

“Hey otouto! How
are you and the Mrs.?”

“HEY!” The
brunette chuckled hearing the blond retort indignantly. Kiba was
silent for the who interaction, a scowl was steadfast on his face.
Gaara quirked his brow. This was a rare occurrence for Kiba to be
quiet when he was around Naruto. But there he was, scowling worse
than a pissed off 2 year old (now that’s scary). The red head
decided to ask his brother because truthfully the dog lover was
actually creeping him out.

“Hey, Kankuro.”
Said brunette looked over to his approaching brother.

“Hmm?”

“What’s
with Kiba?” Dark green eyes raised to take in what the boy was
talking about. A lop sided grin popped on the older male’s
face. He leaned forward and whispered softly.

“Me and Sakura
were finally able to talk him into taking that serum Naruto did and
he is just a bit moody. The girl changed the form into shots so every
other week we go in for his check up and after the dose he gets all
bitchy and girly.” Kankuro chuckled when his lover glared at
him. “He’s so cute.” He blew a kiss to the boy who
just gave him the finger and made his way to his best friend. “Kami,
I love him. So show me to the babies!” Gaara shook his head and
gestured for his older brother to follow him to the playpen. The kids
looked up with mild interest at their uncle. They already knew what
was about to happen. Each of them would have to suffer through at
least 30 minutes of non-stop baby talk, hugs, cuddles, and sloppy
kisses all over their faces. It looked like they both shared a glance
and a sigh before being hoisted out of the playpen and the torture
began. The red headed father smirked watching the slightly irritated
look on the babies. Most of the time they were energetic, well Kyuubi
was for the most part. But Kankuro just drained the kids with his
superior level of coddling. They were no match for him.

Naruto smiled at the
scene, actually he felt a little vindicated for the target practice
the night before. A moment later his eyes caught how annoyed and
sullen his best friend was being. This wasn’t good. Having
known the boy for a good portion of his life, the blond knew that his
companion was pissed to no ends. He had a feeling it involved Sakura
and that ‘miracle’ shot she had developed. Which to a lot
of uke’s and hen pecked husband’s dismay was getting
ready to go on the market. Several other men had ‘volunteered’,
more like were pressured by their mates, into becoming test subject
and at least 50% had been successful in conceiving. Kiba was apart of
the unsuccessful so far which was the main reason why he was
currently taking bi-weekly shots of the serum in hopes of increasing
his chances. Kankuro was determined to have a family with Kiba. It
would have been an endearing gesture if the boy had actually WANTED
to get pregnant himself. But what could he do he loved the man and if
he could sacrifice his body for a few months to form a life time
bond, so be it. Still didn’t mean he was thrilled about it.

“What’s
got you doing an imitation of Gaara?” Kiba turned towards his
friend ready to give him one of his own death glares but somehow he
just couldn’t do it to Naruto. After all this was his best
friend. The guy who always had his back and most likely understood
his annoyance the best.

“I don’t
know what to do with myself. Every time I turn around Kankuro is
yapping about the twins and about how he can’t wait to have
some of his own. But we haven’t conceived yet and these damn
hormones are driving me crazy. One minute I’m happy the next
I’m crying and ultimately I’m scared.” Stopped to
catch his breath. Tears were skimming the edges of his eyes,
unconsciously he leaned against the blond, who just wrapped his arms
around the boy’s form. “I-I’m scared if I can’t
conceive soon then he’ll leave me.” A heartbreaking sob
broke through the brunette.

“I really don’t
think he would leave you if you couldn’t conceive.”

“How do you
know?”

“Because of the
look on his face right now.” Naruto nudges Kiba’s head
softly causing the boy to look up, directly into Kankuro’s
eyes. The look in those deep green eyes caught the boy off guard.
There was nothing but love and acceptance swimming in the depths.

“Koi, why didn’t
you tell me that’s how you were feeling?” The tall
brunette walked over to the couch sitting on the other end and
gathering his lover into his arms. He embraced the teen close to him,
landing soft kisses against brown tresses. “I don’t care
if you never conceive I just wanted something that linked us for life
that’s all…”

“Really?”

“You know what?”
Kankuro tenderly pushed the smaller male off of him as he dug into
his pocket. When he pulled out his hand he grabbed Kiba’s with
his free one and got off the couch on one knee. The two best friends
gasped. Gaara held his kids in his arms, smirking in the doorway. “I
was gonna save this for a few more weeks but I think it would be best
right now. Inuzuka Kiba, will you marry me?” Tears poured out
his eyes.

“Yes.” It
was barely a whisper but enough to have both brunettes request just a
little privacy to talk things out. After promising not to do anything
‘wrong’ they were led to an extra bedroom. When Gaara
returned to the den, he found Naruto sitting on the couch with a
strange look on his face.

“Whats wrong?”
The blond looked up at his husband smiling and shaking his head.

“Its nothing I
just thought my Chiechuie said he would be visiting soon and its been
a week since.”

In
Konoha:

“DAMMIT YOU
HENTAI LET ME GO.”

“Maaa, Ru-ru-Koi
you look so edible like this.” Iruka was tied up on the bed.
Ropes covered his entire body with rose petals all around him.
Kakashi smirked leaning down and kissing the man’s inner thigh.
His tan lover blushed profusely. “See…you know you like
me being a hentai.”

“Hmph! I have
needs too.” The brunette pouted, his body shivering from the
attention his silver haired lover was showering him with. “But
I told Naru-chan I wanted to come visit the kids.”

“Next week, Koi,
I promise.” He ran his nails down Iruka’s body, making
the man moan shamelessly.

“Kashi- mmmm.
Ok….next week.”

Back
in Suna:

“Don’t
worry, I’m sure they were just held up by some important
business..”

“Yea you’re
right.” Gaara pulled the blond against him, watching the kids
play on the floor. It would have been a great conclusion to the
peaceful morning but not for this little family. The loud ranting
coming from the guest room was just the interlude to the chaos that
ensue for the rest of the day. Further convincing the red head to
look out the peep hole of the front door the next time someone came
to visit.

Because
after 30 minutes of silence Kankuro was hollering at the top of his
lungs about how sensitive and impossible Kiba was being. The smaller
brunette refused to say a word to him which only made the older of
the two, even more upset. Then Jiraiya decided to come visit. He was
eager to spend time with the twins, more so his great grandson since
he brought some ‘gifts’ for the boy. Said gifts turned
out to be nude magazines.

“WHAT
THE HELL YOU ERO-JIJI? WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO GIVE A BABY THIS KIND OF
MATERIAL???”

“What
are you talking about? The way I see it I am just ensuring that your
bloodline continues.”

“How
the hell do you think you’re doing that giving the boy porn?!?!
All that’s gonna do is ensure he’s a big a pervert as you
and that damn father of mine.”

“Hey,
now the way I see it damn near everybody in this family is turning
sweet on me. I just want to make sure this little guy grows up to be
a real man! Do you realize that damn Neji is actually trying not only
to get Menma to date him but convince him of how good a MOTHER he
would be. Dammit I can’t have TWO grandsons turn daughters. Its
too much.” Oh, if he had just kept his mouth shut. It took the
two brunettes to hurry up and make-up AND Gaara to keep Naruto from
beating the hell out of his grandfather with a mace.

Obviously,
Karma felt that the adults had enough excitement because the next
visitors, well just one of them, had the twins in a state of shock,
disturbance, and utter astonishment. The doorbell rang and once again
NO ONE asked who was on the other side. Sakura dropped by to see how
the kids were doing. It was her companion who had the children in a
state of disarray.

“OH
GOOD AFTERNOON MR. AND MR., OR IS IT MRS. SUBAKUNO? HOW IS THE
YOUTHFUL COUPLE AND THEIR SPRINGTIME YOUTHS???” It looked like
the damn nut job pranced
towards
the kids. Shukaku made a questioning expression and Kyuubi with all
her energy looked just overwhelmed by the spandex clad energy fiend.
The babies were ok until the man got in their faces and gave them one
of his blinding smiles. Both chibis winced shading their eyes with
their chubby little arms. The looked at each other, then to their
parents and back to the strange man. The entire time they looked like
they were saying ‘what the FUCK is THAT?!?!’ Naruto and
Gaara chuckled feeling a bit of empathy towards their poor children.
It was too early in their lives to be traumatized but at least they
didn’t have to worry about Lee clones running amok in the
house.

Utter
chaos reigned in the house for the better part of the day. As soon as
things calmed down a little Kankuro would piss off a moody Kiba or
vice versa, then Naruto would have to hunt down his pervy grandfather
and his innocent son before the man caused irreparable damage on the
boy, Sakura was busy running unwanted/needed tests on everyone but
Jiraiya, and Lee was just further imprinting the hate of green and
spandex in Kyuubi. By the time the day had finally ended and all the
guests were gone both parents and children just fell asleep in a heap
in the den not caring if they were still dressed or anything. It was
actually the first night everyone slept all the way through. And oh
joy the next day was Sunday, which only meant MORE visitors. Oh joy…

Kurai Kisu: There ya go
I did another chapter. I told you I wasn’t completely done.
Next chapter coming up will be the VERY last one. We get to see more
of the twins’ personalities. The return of damn near EVERYONE.
AND * drumroll * ANOTHER LEMON!!!! Oh joy. Plus if you are lazy like
me I will be leaving more fan art but it might take me some time. I
am thinking about adding some more art. Like the runt squad and maybe
the beautiful scene of the parents holding their babies I can’t
wait. YAY!!! Let me just let you know this is gonna take a while. Oh
and my beta wants me to let you all know shes running a fan art
contest. Prize is a one shot. So check out Family Portrait so you can
see what Kami is looking for. JA!!
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