Tobi's New Game | By : Hedari Category: Naruto > General Views: 1752 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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'I'M HUNGRY AS FUCK!'
'Shut up, Hidan. Do you have any idea how much you eat? Half our money is being spent on you.'
'Deidara, you idiot, don't you dare to bring your stupid clay here.'
'Don't tell me what to do, Sasori! I can bring here whatever I want, un!'
Zetsu frowned.
'All of them are so troublesome. Shut up, everyone.'
I sighed and watched Akatsuki members sit down to the table.
There is this funny thing about them. Some of them just keep too quiet while others are too damn loud. They just can't be normal.
Kisame gave me another dirty smirk and sat down next to them.
All members had their own seats. I guess that's fine, since I don't want them to fight over who sits where. Also, I don't want to know what would happen if Sasori sat next to Deidara. One one side of the table, from the left to the right, used to sit Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu and Hidan. Across from them, starting from Hidan's side, sat Sasori, Zetsu, Deidara and me. Leader and Konan almost never ate with us and Tobi usually sat at the end of table, between me and Itachi, but he was often late for meals doing god knows what and would come here when all of us had finished eating.
They continued talking, while I brought each of them a bowl of soup.
'This smells good, un,' Deidara grinned, quickly grabbing his spoon and digging it into the soup.
I smiled at him and brought one to Zetsu.
'Looks eatable. Not as good as fresh meat though.'
Uh… That was a fine comment from Zetsu, I guess..?
Sasori only whispered a small "thanks" and started eating. He wasn't very talkative, but not harsh either, unless it was to Deidara.
'Bitch, this better be good!' Hidan snapped, quickly tasting it. 'THAT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS!'
'Thanks, Hidan,' I smirked at his attidude. If Hidan says it's good, well, that means it's good.
When I gave a bowl to Kakuzu, he eyed it weirdly.
'Now how much does this cost?'
'Not much, Kakuzu. It's made of vegetables, and vegetables are cheap. We can't waste all our money on food, now can we?'
I watched as Kakuzu's face lit up. He smirked a bit and nodded.
I let out a sigh of relief.
'Thank you, Ayumi,' Kisame smirked, taking a bowl from my hands, our skin touched. I was sure he did it on purpose.
'No problem, Kisame. But where's Itachi?'
I sat down and stared at the empty space across me. Other members just grunted something, not really paying attention to Itachi's missing.
'I don't care where the fuck is that sucker! Just let me fucking eat!'
Well, at least they are pleased with my food. I don't want any scenes because of it. I sighed, remembering the first time I cooked for them.
*Flashback*
I smiled happily, bringing them some well cooked fish. It looked delicious and smelled very good, so I was sure they would like it.
'Fish? I can't eat fish, Ayumi! Make me something different!' Kisame groaned, looking quite disappointed and crossed his arms.
I frowned at him. How didn't I think that this shark guy won't want fish...
'I CAN'T EAT THIS SHIT EITHER!'
I watched as Hidan stood up suddenly, his chair bumping to the floor. Everyone looked at him. He eyed the fish on his place suspiciously, then burst out with anger again:
'THIS FUCKING FISH REMINDS ME OF KISAME'S DUMB FACE TOO MUCH! Just FUCK!'
Kisame growled, also jumping out of his chair.
'Just what the hell did you say?!'
'AS YOU HEARD, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER! YOUR SHARKY FACE IS DUMB!'
They glared at each other and roared, flames around them, and almost started fighting, when Kakuzu shouted:
'YOU BOTH, get to your places and eat! Do you think we can waste this food? It all costs money, you idiots!'
'I can't eat when they're so loud. We should just kill them.'
'Would you all shut up! I can't enjoy my food, un!'
'What did you say, you dickless bitch?'
Sasori smirked at Hidan's comment.
I watched in horror when Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan and Deidara started fighting. Zetsu just kept sitting there glancing from his food to the fight, and only Itachi and Sasori ate calmly, like nothing happened.
This is just IMPOSSIBLE.
*End of the flashback*
I breathed a few times to get rid of these memories and took Itachi's food to my hands. Maybe I should go and see him? Maybe something happened? It was not like him to skip meals.
'Where are you going Ayumi-chan, un?'
'Just to see Itachi, Deidara.'
'You should not mess with him if he's in a bad mood,' Kisame commented, gazing at me slightly.
I nodded slowly and left. Most of the members were a bit afraid of Itachi and I understood why. He was cruel and didn't like to repeat himself. But somehow I respected him a lot and felt really comfortable with him, he didn't seem to mind me either. I was just going to check how he is doing.
After all, I didn't want to meet Tobi now. A single idea of him sent a shiver down my body.
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