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Exploring the unknown...	By : guesswho Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 6291 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Meanwhile at the resort…
-Ahh!- „Where is he?Maybe he changed his mind… i could understand it…”- Jiraiya was wondering, sitting in a bar.
- Why are you depressed? A lady rejected you? –asked the bartender. Everyone knew him well here, including him too.
- I’m just…Waiting. For a friend of mine.
-Business?
- Haha, no! Holiday!
- So you are spending your holiday, with a ’friend’? Haha, till the end you’ll be no longer just friends. Am I right?- he winked. –May i ask who is that friend? Tsunade? Hmm? –almost all guys who got any sence tried to ’get’ her- especially Jiraiya who never missed a chance to ask her on a date, since he was 12.- with those cute face and incredible E-cups.
- No,no.- he waved.
- Then who?
- Orochimaru.
- O-orochimaru?-he couldn’t believe what he heared.- the snake-like guy, with that uptight attitude? Having no feelings, but a good talent in turning people down? Who think he knows everything better,- maybe he does- and…
- Yes, hes also a friend of mine.
- But hes cruel! A coolblooded killer!
- Like all of us. It’s our job. To protect the village.
- You know what I’m talking about!
- Im sure he has a sweet side too
- Are you drunk, or… you have a fever?
- Somehow i feel it. – „He must have a spontaneus side, cuz he agreed… or really ran out of money. I shouldn’t do that to him… hehe, but it’s fun”
- How soon will he get here.
- 5mins ago?
-Does he late often?
- Never.
- Want a sake? Meeting him is enough reason!
- Thanks.

„I’ll be late, i’ll be late…!- he watched the time- I AM late!!!”
-Hmm… maybe i can cut it through the forest.
First he was jumping from tree to tree, as if he was on a mission, till a bunch catched hair- Damn it!- he jumped down- Now it’s a mess!I’m not on a damned mission!- he started his journey, running on the path.

After 5more mins and a sake.
-Where the heck is he?
-I feel dumb…

A group of bandits stopped him.
-Why does a charming lady like you wandering in the woods?
- Give me your money, and you won’t get hurt.
Oro just stood there, staring to the ground.
-Your purse!
- You don’t understand me, bitch?!!
- Something is weird in her look. As if i’ve seen her before.
- Look at me, if I’m talking to you!- he grabbed his face.
- Boss, since when does a lady have a prick?
-I don’t care what kind of freak you are, give me MY money!- Orochimaru was confused. What could he do? He had neither kusagagi sword with him, nor his kunais. He felt a bit vulnerable now.
- What did i tell you!
Oro looked right into his eyes.
-I don’t have money.
- Then what’s in your beautiful bag?- he mocked.
-It’s. None. Of. Your. Businesssss.- said stiffly.
- I see!- The leader gave Oro a hard slap in the face.
One of his companions started running. Some others flinched back.
-What now? You snivelling cowards!
-He… hes Orochimaru-sama…- whispered.
-This?- asked almost unaudible.
- This time i reward you with your lives, just get out of my way!- said Orochi.
- What do you think? Who I am? You wouldn’t hesitate to cut down all of us, unless… you are unarmed. – he smirked.
Orochimaru tried to escape, but suddenly he was surrouned by the robbers, hungry for his death.
„Gosh! Don’t they see that i have a date! I don’t want to get hurt, and blood on my clothes!” – he gazed from one man to another. –„ They doesn’t look like skilled figters… but still i need to be careful.”
-Like a trapped mouse. How is it…? Tell me! Do you feel like crying?
- Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!- laughed Oro.- My, my! You made my day complete!- smiled right from ear to ear, revailing his fangs.
- Leader! It’s not too late to run!
- Hes right!- said another.
- Unfortunately it is. – said Orochimaru - Kage bushin no jutsu!- he summoned ten clones of him.
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- Really, guys, what’s that clothing?- said one of them.
- Ahh! Perfect! But the hairdo!- exclaimed another clone.
- The red would fit better!
- Do i wear a thong? Huh, no.
- What if he won’t like me! – this clone sat to a log, crying.
- My life is shit, and now THESE! Aggh!- sat down next to the other.
- What a beautiful day! The flowers are sweet, birds are singing…!
- Hi! It’s time to show them! – shouted a new, placing his hands ont the hips.
„This can’t be! Im one of the legendary sannin, and my clones are… useless?! Myabe becouse im so confused…”-Nothing like this ever happened to him. At least didn’t had effect on his ’work’.
-What now, guys? Kick their ass!
- Ahh! Im so melancholic!
- Im the great Orochimaru! Come and kiss my foot trail!
- I’m faulty! Nobody loves me!!!- sobs.
- Oh, dude, really, it’s not that bad!- comforted him.
- Hahahahaha! Last wishes?!
- Hmm, you are a handsome bad guy! – said another hugging the bandit leader.- stop squirming! You know, i won’t let you escape, kukuku!
„At least it can’t be worse!”
-AAAHH! I got a rock in my shoe!
- Mmm, sexy pants!
- It’s so cold here… and… i… fear…
- I hate my life! Mom, dad, why have you died?! You left me alone, why???- started cutting his veins, so that the clone was suddenly unsummoned.
„Maybe I was wrong…”
-Like bad bitches…- said a robber. Orochimaru got angry. He didn’t like talking unnecessarily much, and now his clones… that criminal was right, and that hurt the most.
- Stop this already!!!- he shouted- Kill those bastards! I don’t want to late more!
- You are right, dear!
- Ohh! The date!
- Ok, guys, action!
- I’ll cut his neck and drink the blood from his gorgeous body!
- Just kill them!
- Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Finally the clones started to attack the enemy. However, some of them in a new, unexpected way.
-What’s in that?!!
- Nooo...I… can’t be killed by a bag!
Orochimaru has summoned some venomous snakes too, to help. Then turned around, and ran away, ashamed. On the rest of the way, he was thinking about the meaning of the clones’ behaviour.
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