Education in the Mountains | By : Mirandazoch Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Iruka Views: 2301 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Kakashi had the whole evening to rest up and mentally prepare himself for what was sure to be a long and taxing mission with Iruka of all people. He didn't think he'd ever met someone with a bigger stick up his ass than Umino Iruka. Constantly looking down his nose when reports weren't EXACTLY perfect. The man had absolutely no idea the kind of pressure they were under. The last thing a jonin should be worrying about after returning from a grueling mission is if his report was filled out with complete sentences and legible penmanship. He did share the teachers wariness about Iruka being sent on such a long S ranked mission. The man was a chunin school teacher for Kami sake. He had no business on this mission and would just be a burden to him. Kakashi sighed. Unfortunately Danzo-douchebag was in charge, and that left the two of them no choice but to follow orders.
The silver haired nin was curious though. He had heard rumors about ferrochakrium as well the region specific jutsu. He was quite eager to learn more about both, and possibly spar with a few of their elite. It mght actually pose a challenge. The only decent sparing partner in the Leaf was Gai, and a man can only handle so much green spandex and poetry about the glories of youth before longing for a chidori to the chest. Come to think of it. He hadn't sparred with Naruto recently. Perhaps when they returned he would see if he could still kick his ass.
He packed up his things: bedroll, scrolls of weaponry, food and blood pills, basic med kit, maps, at least 5 icha icha novels, and various other necessities. Thankfully they were posing as shinobi and not civillians so he didn't need street clothes or an eye patch. He hated wearing an eye patch. They made him feel like the evil pirate captain in one of his novels.
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Iruka left the "hokages" planning tent fuming. He was perfectly qualified to teach students and his skills had not atrophied. If anything they had improved since becoming an instructor at the academy. Spending time with pre-genin and throwing weapons will sharpen even the dullest of skills. If that's the best reason the power hungry asshole could come up with for getting rid of him he certainly didn't have the brains to be hokage. He was still seriously confused as to why Danzo was trying so hard to get him out of the village anyway. He was just a school teacher. It's not like he is someone important. He shook his head and sighed. He might as well get packed.
Ugh. Two months with Hatake Kashashi. The man was insufferable. Constantly parading around with his nose in one of those filthy novels. Acting as everything and everyone was beneath him. And Kami forbid he turn in a decent mission report. Stick figure drawings do not a proper report make. Of all the people he could be sent on a mission with it had to be the infamous copy nin. He sighed. It was going to be a long few months.
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Inside the Hokages tent Shimura Danzo sat feeling smug. Those two men have more influence over the jinchuriki than anyone else alive or not in a coma. By getting those two out of the villiage it afforded him the opportunity to gain his trust. He needed to have that brat in his back pocket if he wanted to achieve his goals. Both Umino, and Hatake hated him and stood in the way of said goals. And no one got between him and what he wants. There is no way he could go about his plans without raising suspicion with the two of them constantly under foot and in his business. Maybe he'll get lucky and one or both of them will get their ass killed. The mountain nin are no joke and there is a pretty large collectiontion of missing nin that make their home around the Mountains. Perhaps he could give said missing nin a little incentive to take their shot at the infamous copy nin. Hmm. Certainly worth considering. But, no reason to take such drastic measures just yet. For now there are other more pressing matters to attend to. Like how to make sure that that bitch stays in her coma, or even better passes away quietley in her sleep.
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After paking as best he could and cheching and rechecking Iruka decided there wasn't much more he could do to prepare for the mission. He decided he would try to find Naruto to say farewell and fill him in on as much as he could. He made his way to the tent that the jinchuriki was sharing with Shikamaru, Kiba, and Choji. As luck would have it just as he was about to announce his presence the blond stepped out of the door and almost ran him over.
"Oof! Iruka sensei. What are you doing here?"
"I was looking for you actually. Care to walk with me for a while?"
"Sure thing! Is everything okay?
"I don't know actually."
The blond cocked his head to the side with a questioning look on his face. "Huh?"
"The acting Hokage has assigned me an S ranked mission with Kakashi-san. I'll be gone for at least two months."
"WHAT?! HE CAN'T DO THAT!"
"He can and he has Naruto."
"Well I'm gonna go tell him that he can't do...."
"You'll do no such thing Naruto. He is the Hokage. We follow his orders."
"Grandma Tsunade is the Hokage not that creepy old bandaid dude."
"Yes she is, but until she wakes up Shimuri-San is. Consequently when he gives an order it's to be obeyed.
"Yeah but.."
"No buts Naruto. I'm subject to orders just like everyone else."
"What about your classes?"
"Until the academy has been rebuilt classes have been suspended."
"But, you shouldn't be going on S ranked missions! They are too dangerous! Where are you going anyway?"
"I can't tell you. It's S ranked. You know that."
"Well......I suppose you have a point, but be careful sensei." Naruto leaned in to whisper in his former teachers ear, "he's a pervert. I don't trust him to not try to pull something."
Iruka burst out laughing and blushed rather deeply. "I'm a grown man Naruto. I'm not worried that Kakashi the womanizer will be putting the moves on me."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
Now he was really blushing. Where did that thought come from? Of course that's not what Naruto meant.
"It's just with the pervy sage he was always more worried about women than he was taking care of me." The blond pouted, "I usually ended up having to take care of him. Ugh. Perverts are all the same. More worried about boobs than anything else. Kami knows what could happen while Kaka-sensei has his nose in his porn."
Naruto didn't seem to have noticed anything odd about Irukas reaction so it was time to change the subject. "So, how have things been for hero of Konoha? I never seem to see you anymore. You're always surrounded by your adoring fans."
The blonde grinned and linked his hands behind his head. "Well, it's kind of annoying actually. I never seem to have any time to myself anymore."
"So that explains the kids hiding in the trees following us?"
"Yep." Naruto sighed. "I never thought I would want people to ignore me, but now I'm wishing they would at least a little."
The teacher just started laughing. "It's not funny sensei! I can't even eat a bowl of ramen without feeling eyes on the back of my head!"
"They always say, 'be careful what you wish for' Naruto." His sensei said still giggling. "I hope you can learn to cope with your newfound fame while I'm gone. Try not to get into too much trouble."
"I'll do my best sensei. Tell Kakashi-sensei if he lets anything happen to you he'll have to deal with me."
"I'll do that." Iruka said with a sigh. Even Naruto didn't think his skills were up to par. "Give the others my regards and best wishes. He leaned in close. "I think it goes without saying that you should be wary of Danzo." Iruka said under his breath to his former student. Out loud again he said, "Oh and tell Neji to just ask Shikamaru out and get it over with."
Narutos chin dropped. "HUH!?" Shikamaru and Neji? Oh there is snooping to be done, and he knew just the two kunoichi to help him with it. "Bye Sensei. Do your best!" He said nearly giddy with anticipation of juicy gossip.
Iruka gave him a quick hug and turned to head back to his tent. Tomorrow would be here soon and he should be as rested mentally and physically as possible. Somehow he got the feeling the the most difficult part of this mission wasn't going to be the mission itself but the company.
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