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Impressions
By : Blackkitten23
Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
~ texting / email 
/Author's comments
Pairing: female Naruto 'Naruko' x Shikamaru
Last Time:
Will he figure that out or has he already lost?
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“incoming” Naruko laughed as Kakashi jumped and hid his infamous orange book just before a mother and her child walked passed “you wouldn’t need me to play lookout if you would stop reading that book in public Uncle” she said and continued looking through the stack of papers and marking things with a red pen.

Kakashi clutched his book protectively “but I need to finish this chapter … what kind of author tells their biggest fan not to read their books” he whined.
Naruko chuckled as she checked her watch “I’m not telling you to not read my books Uncle, only to be careful where you read it … it’s almost 3:00, lets go” she placed the papers on her lap and unlocked the breaks of her wheelchair.
“so who is this SleepyShadow guy?” asked Kakashi as he looked over his shoulder before pulling out his book to read while pushing the blonde’s wheelchair.
“no idea, but that’s the fun of this game. I narrowed the possibilities down to a few people, one is a student in my class by the name of Shikamaru Nara” exclaimed Naruko.
“hey don’t you mean my class? They are my students you know” pouted Kakashi.
“I write and post your notes and lectures, write your exams and” she holds up the papers on her lap “grade everything. All you do is doddle on the chalkboard. It’s basically my class” said Naruko.
“… ok, good point” Kakashi scratches his cheek sheepishly accidently letting go of the handle of the wheelchair. He quickly grabbed the chair before she went off the path “errr … sorry” he mumbled as his blonde niece shot him a glare …
The silver haired man sighed in relief as Naruko’s phone beeped saving him from his niece’s glare …
SleepyShadow ~ I’m here at the lake
FluffyFox9 ~ What! You’re here already! You didn’t get me with my shirt off, did you?
FluffyFox9 ~ I’m kidding … you were checking your pictures, weren’t you?
SleepyShadow ~ no
FluffyFox9 ~ yeah right *smirking emoji*
“yeah that was a lie, no guy could resist checking after a comment like that” snickered Kakashi as he rolled the wheelchair next to a table near a tree that split the path in two so he and Naruko could watch the passers by …
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Shikamaru nearly jumped out of the car before it was completely parked. He just couldn’t help himself from getting to the lake early and taking pictures. Once the clock struck 3:00 he took out his phone and typed …
SleepyShadow ~ I’m here at the lake
He waited for a reply as he went down the dirt path that went along the lake …
FluffyFox9 ~ What! You’re here already! You didn’t get me with my shirt off, did you?
His eyes nearly popped out of his head and he flipped through the pictures he took already completely ignoring the voice in his head telling him it was a trick …
FluffyFox9 ~ I’m kidding … you were checking your pictures, weren’t you?
A blush exploded on his cheeks … he was so busted …
SleepyShadow ~ no
FluffyFox9 ~ yeah right *smirking emoji*
The raven hung his head “of course she wouldn’t believe that” he grumbled and went over to a bench in near a huge tree where most of the foot traffic was and took more pictures … all with a smile that refused to leave his face … until something hit his head that is. It was … a red pen?
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Naruko took a break from grading to take a few pictures with her phone …
“is that me?” asked Kakashi when he heard a beep.
“no that’s Sakura … she’s complaining about having to work late tonight and tomorrow cause she won’t be able to get to the party” said Naruko “oh she says one of the frat boys came into the hospital with a nasty hangover and a stick stuck in his ass … wonder how that happened”
”I can think of a few things …” said Kakashi.
“ooook please don’t explain” chuckled Naruko
“fine” muttered Kakashi clearly a little disappointed … he leaned over to sneak a peek at Naruko’s phone “Sakura’s penname is PinkKitty? Ask her how pink her kitty is”
The blonde looked at her uncle as if he was insane, but typed the message anyway “yeah she knows it’s you… and she’s sending instructions on how to castrate a man with a pen” she read the instructions and picked up the red pen “ok uncle, hold still”
Kakashi covered his balls “you can’t be serious!”
“yes I am, now spread your legs- hey, get back down here!” she yelled as Kakashi ran away and climbed up the huge tree …
“NEVER” snapped the grown man rather childishly from his perch in his tree as he glared at the blonde who was laughing at him.
“that won’t stop me Uncle” she held the pen like a dart and tossed it. Kakashi yelped as the pen zipped passed his head and bounced off a branch “awww I missed, hey uncle, can you get that for me?”
“I’m not giving you a weapon!” yelled Kakashi.
“hey did someone lose a pen? … sensei? What are you doing in a tree?”
Naruko blinked as Shikamaru came around from the opposite side of the tree “he’s playing chicken cause he couldn’t keep his perverted comments to himself. I did warn you Uncle, you know she gets”
“Uncle? Kakashi-sensei is your uncle? I’m sorry that must be difficult” he said with fake sadness as he gave her the pen.
The blonde gave a dramatic sigh as she set the pen on the pile of papers “it can be. He’s constantly getting in trouble for reading porn in public. You should see the pile of complaints I get because of his peeping tom habits-”
“Alleged peeping! No one has proof!” yelled Kakashi who was still hiding amongst the branches in the tree.
“whatever you say sensei” said the raven, but then he noticed something “crap, the pen is bleeding” he pointed to the stack of papers that were getting marked by the ink spilling on them from the pen on top of them.
“oops, it’s not bad. Looks like it only got the edges” said Naruko as she moved the pen and inspected the damage. Only a little ink dribbled out and down the edges of each of the papers so only the margins were tainted …
“that’s good, see you … hey sensei you should down. Climbing that tree is illegal” remarked Shikamaru as he walked away.
“he’s kidding, right?” asked Kakashi.
“it’s considered a protected historical monument so no he’s not” Naruko winced as her uncle fell out of the tree in his haste “you ok?” he nodded as he stumbled upright “that’s good, you could’ve gone slower you know, no one’s around”
“yeah probably should’ve thought of that” he groaned as his back cracked.
Naruko shook her head and finished what she could with the busted pen “ok, no more grading today it seems, not with this pen” she sighed and stretched her arms … that’s when something caught her eye “hey uncle, could you go to the lower path over there and get a picture of the four kage monument?” she asked as she rolled a little closer to the rail that kept people from falling down the hill and into the lake.
Kakashi leaned on the rail and looked over at the other path that curved around the next hill towards the water “why not take the picture here- … I see, wrong angle” a few minutes later Naruko saw him across the way on the lower path and could clearly see him snap a picture …
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Shikamaru sighed “I think I got everyone”
FluffyFox9 ~ *picture of the four hokage monument* they finished construction
“cool, they did … wait that angle … maybe I can find her” he went down the lake path a ways “no it needs to be lower” he ran to a different path that took him lower and checked the new perspective against the photo “found it!” he looked around for anyone, but there was no one was in sight …
FluffyFox9 ~ hello handsome *picture of Shikamaru from higher up*
“what the-” his jaw dropped as realization dawned on him … he was tricked … he face palmed and started laughing hysterically … there was no point in checking where this picture came from cause she was smart enough not to stay there …
SleepyShadow ~ ok I lose, but I will find out who are
FluffyFox9 ~ I can’t wait, I’ll play with myself until then
Blood trickled out of his nose as he walked away …
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Naruko smiled “so it is Shikamaru … I guess Sakura was right, at least about the good looking part … I wonder if he will find out” she hoped he would …
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Impressions	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 2604 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or profit from these stories

Impressions