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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter List
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' /
Last Time:
"anything? Fine burn all those neon orange things in my closet the villagers forced me to wear and get me a new wardrobe and where are my medical records?"
Hiruzen raised an eyebrow "in the back room, why?"
"when I meet them I want to show them exactly how badly they fucked up"
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Naruto walked down the hall to his Jiji's office. The hall seemed longer than usual. He reached the door and could hear laughing coming from inside. He opened the door and saw six people gathered around his Jiji's desk. Two red haired girls, one blonde girl, one blonde man holding a little redish blonde haired four year old girl, and finally one orange haired boy. Strange, where was Arashi?
Naruto ignored everyone else "do you need me Jiji?"
"yes Naruto, these people want a word with you"
Kushina walked over to Naruto "Naruto, my name is Kushina and this is Minato and we're your parents" she stepped forward and attempted to hug him, but he stepped back out of her reach making her pout.
"I know who he is, he's the fourth hokage, but I'm an orphan I have no parents" Naruto glared making Kushina wince.
Minato smiled "we're telling you the truth son! We are your family. This is your sister Mito" a 23 year old woman with her blonde hair pulled up in pigtails smiled at him "and this is your sister Karin" the 22 year old red haired girl with her hair pulled back into a pony tail she smiled "and I know this is strange, but this is Natsu your twin brother" the orange haired boy smiled "and this little cutie I'm holding is your little sister Mina"
Little Mina started struggling and Minato set her down.
She walked over to Naruto "are you my big brother?"
Naruto couldn't help but smile as he picked up Mina "yes I guess I am"
Minato and the others smiled as if this was going to be the point were they hug and become a family, but they were wrong.
Hiruzen came up behind Naruto and put a genjutsu on Mina that put her to sleep.
"thanks Jiji, could you hold her while I talk to them" Naruto handed Mina to Hiruzen
Minato stepped forward "I could hold her-"
Naruto glared at him "no" Minato stepped back confused and hurt as Naruto turned to Natsu "tell me, how long have you known you had a twin?"
Natsu frowned and discreetly shot a glare at his four oldest family members "I was only told about three weeks ago"
Naruto smiled "then we're in the same boat. I didn't know I had any living family until Jiji told me about the letter you guys sent. That was 10 days ago. Natus, could you stand with Jiji? I want to talk to these four"
A stunned Natus moved next to Hiruzen while thinking (Wait, he didn't know about any of us. He thought we were dead)
Kushina pouted "Sarutobi-sama, we asked you to keep this a secret"
Kushina withered under the old kage's angry gaze "considering the circumstances, I figured the boy deserved a fair warning"
The four eldest Namikazes were confused as to why Naruto would need a warning to meet his family.
Naruto turned to the four eldest Namikazes and asked "now tell me, why did you Fake your deaths and Abandon me?"
Minato flinched "we are sorry Naruto, but we had to make sure Natsu could control the nine tails. So we trained him all these years"
"and I what? Would've been a distraction?" Minato and Kushina hung their heads in shame and said yes "Ok, I'll buy that, but what I don't understand is if you wanted to train Natsu without interruption, then why did you bring your 4 year old and 5 year old along? Wouldn't they have been distracting? And why did you continue breeding? And don't even consider telling me she was a surprise because I know two are great with seals and would know the anti-pregnancy seal! So why was I left behind? Huh Why did it take 18 years for you arrogant asshol-"
*Slap*
Kushina slapped Naruto "we made mistakes, but we're your family, so don't call us such things" she was mad. This was supposed to be a happy occasion. She didn't realize how lucky she was that Naruto was as well trained as he was cause if he hit back it would not have been pretty.
Naruto leaned over and looked Kushina straight in the eyes "you left me to fend for myself and just expected that everything would go your way. You expected that I would be loved and have a happy life. You never checked on me just assumed everything would work out, that your plan and everything you wanted would be handed to you on a silver platter. That is the epitome of arrogance and I have every right to call you such things cause guess what, I was loved, but I did not have a happy life. I was tortured every day by bloodthirsty villagers because they believe that I'm the host for the nine tails and that I was therefore the demon itself!"
All the Namikazes were shocked at that and Minato glared at Hiruzen. That is until Naruto stepped in front of him "don't you fucking dare glare at Jiji, he did everything he could. He had no choice but to assume I was the holder of the nine tails because he didn't know about my twin or that you all were playing possum or that the children of demon vessels emit demon chakra for a little while. And somehow despite all his efforts to keep me safe everyone found out that I must've been the demon vessel and all that is your fault! Because you decided to play dead I was left alone! Because two of the seal experts were gone there was no one to explain that I wasn't the vessel or even if I was, that I wasn't a demon. IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I WAS INJURED SO MANY TIMES AND HAD SO MANY ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS ON MY LIFE THAT THAT BECAME MY MEDICAL FILE!" he points at four large file cabinets that were each four drawers tall "THAT ENTIRE THING IS MY HELLISH LIFE AND IT'S WHY I WILL NEVER CONSIDER YOU FAMILY! ... The only ones who will have that chance are Mina and Natsu"
Kushina whimpered "please give us a chance so we can be the family we are meant to be, son"
All four of the oldest Namikazes flinched under Naruto's harsh gaze "you have some nerve asking me that after you just hit me" Kushina flinched "you weren't there to help me. You weren't the ones who took care of me. You weren't there when I nearly died from poison. You. Were. Never. There. So excuse me if I don't feel like having a group hug. You don't deserve to be called mother by me. You don't deserve to be called father or sister. And none of you deserve to call me son or brother or use a suffix at the end of my name as if we know each other until I say otherwise! And if you think you can because we're related by blood, guess what, that argument loses its power when every person in the village has my blood on their hands!"
Minato, Kushina, Mito and Karin were shaking. This was not suppose to happen. This should've been a happy reunion. Naruto was supposed to be happy. Before they get their bearings and start begging for forgiveness Hiruzen gave the little girl to Naruto and dropped the genjutsu on her.
Mina yawned and tugged at Naruto's shirt "can we play?"
Naruto grinned "of course we can, but your mommy, daddy and sisters will be busy reading all those boring files in those cabinets so they can't come. Natsu, would you like to join us?"
The younger orange haired twin looked sadly at the file cabinets "sorry I should go through some files too, but I think I'll join you later" smiled Natsu as he waved good-bye to Mina and Naruto as they left.
Sarutobi smiled "make sure you put everything back in its place when your done- Oh! and Minato, lovely to have you back" he said before leaving.
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There weren't many places where Naruto could take Mina without a mob coming after him, so he and Hiruzen took her to the Sarutobi compound.
Orochimaru smiled as he watched Naruto and Konohamaru play with little Mina "she's adorable ... wonder if they planned that"
Hiruzen sighed "it's unlikely unless they can manipulate DNA like Naruto ... they're going over his records now"
The snake sage raised an eyebrow "all the records?"
The third shook his head "I removed everything connected to his bloodlines and ROOT anbu career, but besides those, yes everything"
"so how did it go?" asked the worried snake sage
"Arashi didn't show up, Naruto ripped them a new one and ... Kushina hit him"
Orochimaru's eyes widened before narrowing dangerously "she abandons him and she has the nerve to hit him!"
Naruto walked over to them "yeah, got to admit, I didn't see that coming ... hey can one of you take Mina home, I don't want to take any risks with her"
Hiruzen nodded "I'll take her"
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Sarutobi chuckled at the little girl who had fallen asleep in his arms as he knocked on the door of the Namikaze compound. He was greeted by a pale Minato "I brought little Mina back ... oh Arashi. so you've returned to the land of the living too" Hiruzen smirked when the young blonde man with purple eyes seated at the table flinched. Apparently, everyone brought him up to speed already.
Minato took the sleeping girl "Sarutobi-sama, can you call the entire village? I want to announce the truth as soon as possible, please"
Hiruzen nodded "yes it's about time everyone understood how foolish they were ... you're also going to try to use the Absence Claus to bring Naruto back, aren't you? That isn't a good idea-"
Kushina stood up "we have every right to we're his parents! He should be with us"
Sarutobi sighed "Kushina with every decision comes a consequence. You abandoned your child therefore the consequence is that Naruto doesn't see you as family. He has made his opinion clear so I think you are trying to get what you want by force and that will come back to bite you because you don't deserve to get that" the red head started crying and the Sarutobi pulled out the hokage robes and hat and put them on the table and then put a hand on Minato's shoulder "we won't have to go through the ceremony again which I'm happy about cause making you hokage is the biggest regret of my life"
Minato was crushed even more at Hiruzen's words and as he watch his old friend leave he began to see what a failure he was.
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"that bitch had some nerve hitting you" hissed Orochimaru as he paced the living room floor.
Naruto shrugged and continued applying seals to a dark green camo print trench coat and a pair of streamlined black goggles "don't let them get under your skin Dad, they aren't worth it"
"why aren't you mad, they abandoned you!" yelled the snake sage
Naruto sighed "of course I'm mad, but not about being left behind. I've been in ROOT for a long time and I know that people make stupid decisions. It's how they tried to force themselves into my life as if they belong that ticks me off, but what can I do, I can't go and strangle them with that little sister I have now ... can I?" he was hoping his Dad would say yes.
Orochimaru shook his head and sighed as he sat on the couch next to Naruto "no you can't ... yeah, using Mina as a shield was pretty low of them, but it's probably the only reason they're still alive, they'll try to use her to get to you"
"yeah I figured that so I talked to her, she knows that as much as I would love to live with her and the others I can't because you and I have to take care of the Sarutobi family what with their crippling disease and all"
Orochimaru raised an eyebrow "what disease?"
Naruo smirked "perversity" and the sage burst into laughter.
After catching his breath he asked " ... so how are the new clothes?"
"they're great, finally a color I can live with. I hope I never see neon colors again! ... there I finished putting the seals on. No more kunai pouch!"
The snake nin laughed "you just couldn't wait to get rid of that pouch, could you? Ever since that first ROOT mission were you lost all your weapons because the clasp broke in the fight you couldn't stand those pouches and holsters"
Naruto twitched "how does anyone put up with those irritating contraptions?" Hiruzen walked into the compound "hey Jiji"
Hiruzen frowned "Minato had me call a town meeting, everyone will be in the center of the village in 10 minutes. He's going to announce everything and ... evoke the Absence Clause"
The blonde shrugged "so?" both Orochimaru and Sarutobi stared at him in shock.
"Naruto the Absence Clause is a full proof law made so that ninjas who take long term missions can take their kids back even if they were adopted!" yelled the snake sage.
The blonde nodded "yes, I know, it's built into the documents of every orphanage ... in Japan"
Naruto smirked when he saw the two ninjas shocked faces change to smirks.
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Naruto, Orochimaru and Hiruzen were hidden near the stage behind Danzo, Anko, Asuma, Kabuto, Konohamaru and a few ROOT agents. Having Naruto in a place like wasn't a good idea so they hoped Minato would hurry the hell up!
Minato walked out on stage looked out a the stunned faces of the villagers. He explained everything about faking their deaths and the entire crowd erupted in applause. The happy villagers started asking if he was going kill the demon to which Minato replied "why would I kill my own child?" when everyone looked confused Minato explained about Naruto, Natsu and the real demon vessel. Every single person had a look of fear and guilt on their face.
As every ninja and civilian where calculating how big the holes they dug for themselves were in an awkward silence Minato gestured for Naruto to come up on stage "Naruto we want you to stay with us so we can start making amends"
Naruto glared "I can't, what you don't know is that I was adopted when I was six by Orochimaru"
Minato cast a glance at the snake sage before smiling "it doesn't matter because there is a clause in every orphanage that states that any ninja who are away for prolonged periods can have their children returned to them even if adopted, it's called the Absence Clause, they have no power to keep you" the crowd cheered thinking this was a good thing, that they would be forgiven and blonde hokage smiled thinking that Naruto would come with them.
Naruto didn't show it, but he was pissed! Why were they cheering like they off the hook and was he smiling like he just expects me to except it and start calling him Dad? These assholes don't deserve an easy way out!
He chuckled "you know, when I was three a mob of people beat me with in an inch of my life and tossed me into the streets before burning every traced that I lived at the orphanage. You should've checked the place where you dumped me because did you know they don't keep demons" several people flinched "a few years later my Opa, Danzo, took me to a new orphanage which is where I was adopted, so I refuse to stay with you and you can't make me"
The hokage grabbed Naruto's arm as he turned to leave "the Absence Clause is active in every orphanage in Japan ..." Minato let his sentence trail off when he saw Naruto smirking, he had a bad feeling.
"I never said I was taken to another orphanage in Japan Hokage-sama. In fact, Jiji and Opa at the time were afraid that some ninja would find the seal so Opa took me to his home town in Germany and Orochimaru adopted me from the orphanage there, so like I said I won't be staying with you and you can't make me" he yanked his arm way "and you people" he pointed at the audience "none of you should think you're going to play innocent and get off easy. You will never be forgiven for the shit you've put me through" he walked off the stage leaving a shocked and heartbroken hokage and an entire village of guilty people behind.
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Naruto, Konohamaru, Hiruzen and Orochimaru made their way back to the Sarutobi compound.
Hiruzen sighed "I can't believe they would go so far as to try and drag you to them. They didn't even consider your feelings on the matter"
"at least things with the villagers will stop now, right?" asked Konohamaru
The snake sage frowned "don't be so sure of that, yes the beatings and things like that will stop, but those idiots will still be coming after Naruto ... Naruto where are you going?" asked Orochimaru when he saw the blonde turn and start walking in the opposite direction.
Naruto looked at them and devil horns appeared on his head and a pointed tail came out from behnd his plain civilian jacket "didn't you hear? The fourth hokage is back! I'm going to throw a party" a forked tonuge flickered out of his mouth as he left.
Hiruzen looked nervous "dear lord, he's plotting something diabolical, you know what that means"
Konohamaru nodded "keep the doors and windows locked until the screaming stops"
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The blonde ROOT agent looked at his army of clones "Group 1, you're in charge of paint. Group 2, hair dye. Group 3, itching powder. Group 4, clothes. Group 5, spiking foods. Group 6, plumbing. Alright go fourth my minions and wreak havoc on Konoha Mwahahaha *cough* I shouldn't *cough* do that"
What is the village hidden in the leaves in for?
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