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Nature Mage	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 7720 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I don't own Naruto or any anime OR anything and I don't make a profit off of my stories
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"hokage-sama, the list of graduates who passed the first part of the exam is here … and with all do respect, hokage-sama, I hope your daughter didn't pass" she said. She had never liked the way Mito acted and now the entire village knows about Mito's exploits. Remember the dangerous pranks that injured many people ... yep ... she was also the target of one of Mito's pranks and it left her with a broken leg.
Minato sighed "it's ok, I understand how you feel and if it helps I hope she didn't pass either" his secretary left and he opened the file and smiled "Naruto passed" he went through rest of the list "shit" was all he said as his eyes landed on the one name he did not want to see there.
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Kakashi Hatake was not having a good day.
First his sensei, Minato, told him about Mito's behavior, what she did and that she passed the exam. Granted, she passed by the skin of her teeth and is deadlast, but she still passed.
Then his sensei gave him a rather heartbreaking reminder of his fourth son, Naruto, and told him about who he is now. Of course, he also mentioned Momo as well.
And because of these circumstances Kakashi was made their jonin sensei, but Minato went one step further to make sure Kakashi behaved ...
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"Kakashi? What are you doing here so early? We expected you to be your usual two hours late" said Asuma as he and Kurenai walked up to him.
Kakashi had tears falling from his eyes "I wanted to, but Minato-sensei took my entire collection of Make Out Paradise and said if I was late, even by 1 second, h-he would burn them!"
Kurenai giggled at the distraught porn addict's antics "I'm not surprised, especially with what's going on with Mito"
The copycat ninja felt a stab of guilt as he mentally added (and Naruto)
The jonin senseis waited for Iraka to finish announcing teams before entering the room with Kakashi in the lead. It took a while because Iruka had to calm a furious Mito down. She didn't get on Sasuke's team.
"Ok, team 7 meet me on the roof in 10 minutes" was all Kakashi said before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
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Kakashi was shocked to see Naruto lying on the roof even though he was only in class just a second ago. How did he go from the class to the roof faster than Kakashi?
The answer: the teleport spell is faster than the body flicker jutsu
The copycat nin decided to take this opportunity to start making amends "ummm ... Naruto I wanted to say I'm sorry ... I know there is no way sorry can fix anything and I understand if you hate me-"
"Why should I hate you?"
Kakashi was dumbfounded "err because we were neglectful, abusive and cruel to you for no reason"
"it's fine. I was pretty mad before, but I don't hate you or any of the Namikazes ... but you can't expect me to call you or Arashi, Menma, and Kurama, brother and you certainly can't expect me to call Kushina, Mom or Minato, Mom" (How can I hate you when I know what my Mom has planned. I can't believe she had me make manifest gloves for her. Now she can manifest and move objects and possess people whenever she wants and not run out of power. And I can't believe she wants to give them dreams that are basically my memories, but with them in my place)
Kakashi nodded sadly, he couldn't expect a family bond after everything, but then he snickered "don't you mean 'call Minato Dad'"
Naruto looked Kakashi and smirked "nope" Kakashi laughed
The two spent the next few minutes chatting. Kakashi was relieved that Naruto didn't hold anything against him, but he still felt like crap because it should never have happened in the first place!
They heard the huffing and puffing of their exhausted teammates coming up the stairs.
When everyone was seated Kakashi said "alright lets introduce ourselves, say your names, likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams. I'm Kakashi Hatake, you're too young to know my likes, hobbies or dreams, and I have a few dislikes" Everyone sweat dropped at the lack of information in Kakashi's introduction "Ok, who's next? How about you Naruto?"
The white haired teen shrugged "my name is Naruto Kurosaki. I like reading, cooking, training and gardening. I dislike traitors and rapists. My hobbies are my likes. My dreams ... I guess would be to one day settle down with some one and perhaps teach my art to future ninjas "
Kakashi nodded (he has a good head on his shoulders) "Ok white eyes your up"
Hinata twitched at her nickname "I'm Hinata Hyuga the heiress of the great Hyuga clan. My likes are training and sweets. My dislikes would be traitors and rapists. My hobbies are training and showing people I'm the best. And my dream is to find a strong man to give me children" when said that she tried to cuddle up to Naruto, but he moved away.
"for the last time I'm not going to tell you why the byakugan can't see through my illusions and if your gonna use this tactic send me your cousin Neji, he'd have a better chance" said Naruto (damn the purification spell had no affect on her, I guess some people are just naturally arrogant)
Hinata scowled
Kakashi sweatdropped "oooook, troublemaker your next"
Mito glared at Kakashi, but shrank back when the copycat ninja shot a glare right back, he was mad at her too "my name is something you should all know, I'm Mito Namikaze the hero of Konoha! My likes are ramen, my loving family who never forgets me, training and ramen. My dislikes are freaks, idiots, weaklings, and waiting for ramen. My hobbies are training, eating ramen, and spending time with my loving family. My dreams are to be hokage, marry Sasuke and to swim in a pool of ramen"
Everyone stared at her as if she grew a second head. Was she an idiot?
Hinata snickered "you say you hate idiots and weaklings huh, does that mean you hate yourself, you are deadlast after all"
Mito glared "I'm not the deadlast! That dumbass just doesn't know how to grade and besides I'm the hokage's daughter there's no way I'm weak or stupid. If anyone is the deadweight on this team it's you two"
Hinata smirked "Naruto is rookie of the year and I'm the top kunoichi, in fact that's way we're on the same team. The top students are always stuck with the deadlast"
Mito didn't respond, she just snarled at the Hyuga.
Kakashi's sweatdrop grew bigger "alright, now that introductions are out of the way , I want you to meet me at training ground 7 in 30 minutes for the next part of the genin test"
"WHAT TEST?" Mito screamed loudly making everyone wince.
"there are two parts to the genin test. Like I said we meet for the second in 30 minutes at training ground 7. Take this time to get supplies or whatever you need ... oh, and this test has a 66% failure rate" Kakashi left in a puff of smoke
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Minato was in his office preparing for a meeting when Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke.
"would it kill you to use the door?" asked Minato
"you never know, it's best not to tempt fate" said Kakashi and Minato sweatdropped
"why are you here Kakashi? You aren't getting your porn back until the jonin meeting at noon"
"I spoke to Naruto" Minato's head shot up "he doesn't hate any of us, but he made it pretty clear that he won't be able see us as family, maybe friends, but he won't call you M- *cough* Dad"
Minato, who thankfully missed Kakashi's tiny slip of the tongue, wasn't sure if he should be happy that Naruto didn't hate him or sad that he most likely lost a son "thank you for telling me, is there something else?"
"it's about Mito"
Minato sighed (here we go again) he thought as he ran his fingers through his hair.
"she seems to be trying to provoke Naruto" the copycat nin told Minato about Mito's introduction.
Minato frowned "it does sound like she has something against Naruto ... oh, how did she react when she found out about her team?"
Kakashi winced "she threw a tantrum. My ears are still ringing from her screaming. I think it took about 16 minutes for Iruka and Mizuki to calm her down and explain why she is deadlast and can't be on Sasuke's team"
Minato leaned back in his chair and began rubbing his temples "her attitude needs to change, but where the hell do I start?!"
Kakashi shrugged "sorry sensei, I have no clue and I need to give them their test now, I just thought you should know"
"yes, thank you for telling me Kakashi" and Kakashi left in a poof of smoke
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Kakashi arrived at training ground 7 to see Hinata yelling at Naruto.
"Oh come on, I'm a highly attractive woman. JUST LOOK!" Hinata pulls up her shirt revealing her firm breasts.
*thump*
Naruto and Hinata looked over and saw Kakashi out cold in a pool of blood, which obviously came from a massive nosebleed.
"nice Hinata, you killed our sensei" Hinata yanked her shirt down and glared at Kakashi who was waking up.
"ugh ... what happened?" mumbled Kakashi
"nothing right Naruto" said Hinata as she glared at Naruto who nodded in agreement to keep Hinata calm.
"umm ... ok, well where's Mito?" asked Kakashi as he stood up and brushed himself off. At that very moment, Naruto saw the portal from the telescope jutsu iopen up in the sky and on the other side he could see Minato, Kushina, Menma, Kurama and Arashi watching them.
Hinata shrugged "she hasn't showed up"
"considering her introduction, could she be at Ichiraku?" suggested Naruto
Kakashi's single visible eye narrowed "she better not be, one sec, I'll be right back" he vanished in a puff of smoke.
"you better not tell that pervert what happened" said Hinata in a threating tone
Naruto gave a nervous chuckle "he won't hear anything from me"
Kakashi reappeared in a puff of smoke with Mito "Mito Namikaze what the hell do you think your doing? Your parents forbid you from eating ramen for 4 months! It hasn't even been a week!"
Naruto saw a tick mark appear on Kushina's temple and heard her say "that girl is in soooo much trouble"
Then Naruto heard Minato say "I'm going to tell every restaurant owner not to serve her"
Mito, with big puppy dog eyes and a pouty lip trying to be cute, said "but I wanted some, Kakashi-nii" she fluttered her eyelashes
She smirked as Kakashi turned away from her and assumed her trick worked "it's time to start part 2 of the genin exam. The objective is simple you just have to get one of the two bells here on my belt. If you don't get a bell by the time this timer rings you fail and will be sent back to the academy, everyone clear?" everyone nodded "good, but first" Kakashi made a fist and slugged Mito in the gut making her throw up all her beloved ramen.
Kakashi set up timer as Mito finished puking "what the hell was that for Kakashi-nii?"
"that is what you get for disobeying your parents" the copycat nin responded causally with an eye smile "now everyone ready, good oh one more thing, come at me with the intent to kill, Begin"
The timer started and the genin hopefuls went to hide.
(not bad, Hinata has some skill, I can barely sense her, but Mito should be better than this, she's barely hidden at all and Naruto ... where is he? Oh he is good! I can't sense him at all!) Kakashi turned around and promptly fell face first into the ground as he saw Naruto still sitting under the tree ... he didn't move at all!
"ummm ... Naruto, you did hear me start the test, right?"
"yep"
"sooo, why aren't you moving?"
"no point, considering the true meaning of the test I can't pass with them" Naruto jabbed his thumb in the direction of Hinata and Mito.
"what is the meaning behind this test?"
Naruto responded by cupping his hands in front of his mouth and yelling "THIS TEST IS ABOUT TEAMWORK" both he and Kakashi waited for any kind of reaction, but none came.
Kakashi sighed (Naruto is right, but he can't pass if they don't help. It's a shame really, he would be a great shinobi) "oh well, how about a spar after this?"
Naruto shrugged "sure why not" he saw Minato smile and thought (he's lucky he's cute ... Whoa where did that come from?)
Kakashi eye smiled and ducked a kick from Hinata. He was effortlessly dodging and all of Hinata's attacks. Hinata smirked as she landed a punch on Kakashi, but frowned when he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Hinata's taijutsu match with Kakashi went on for a few minutes before the jonin knocked her out.
Now that he finished with the Hyuga heiress went to find Mito. Kakashi found Mito ... hiding in a bush ... eating a bowl of ramen she stole and sealed away before Kakashi grabbed her before. Kakashi walks over and stands behind Mito without her noticing and casts a genjutsu on her. Mito looks up, screams "Sasuke" and faints.
Kakashi face palms at the pathetic display, shakes his head and walks away "hey Naruto, how about that spar?"
Naruto raises an eyebrow "done already? That was fast."
For the first time that day Naruto stood up to his full height and Kakashi was stunned "Damn, are you sure your 15, Naruto?" said the copycat nin as he stared at Naruto's 6' 8" frame.
Naruto chuckled as he held out his hand. Kakashi watched as 8 hummingbirds made out of water took shape in Naruto's hand and flew off.
"what are those?" asked Kakashi as he saw four of the water birds grab Mito and other four grab Hinata and place them next to each other. Then four of the birds sat on the ground in a square around the two girls and the other four formed a square six feet above the girls and blue translucent walls connected the birds creating a cube around Hinata and Mito.
"they're golems. Golems are artificial creatures made completely from inanimate materials to do their creator's bidding. They can be made into any shape ... I figured it'd be a good idea to have a barrier around them since they're still out cold"
"golems, huh can they be used in the bedroom?" asked Kakashi while smiling perversely from behind his mask.
Naruto mentally winced when out of the corner of his eye, in the portal in the sky, he saw Kushina's hair fly up into nine tail like tendrils ... she was mad, but he also noticed that Minato was blushing "I see no reason why they can't be, so ready to spar?"
They stood some distance apart and settled into their stances.
Naruto moved first, charging the jonin at jonin level speeds. Kakashi had just enough time to bring up his arm to block the kick, but the force made him skid a few feet. What follow was impressive exchange of kicks, punches and jabs. Kakashi suddenly jumped back and released a fireball at Naruto.
He knew Naruto was fast enough to dodge, but he panicked when he saw the white haired genin wasn't moving "SHIT Naruto!" he yelled. Minato gasped as well, but just before the fireball hit Naruto, he vanished and reappeared behind the jonin.
Naruto smirked "teleport spell"
"ok, I guess I deserved that heart attack" said a very relieved jonin "what do you mean 'spell'?"
"You know I don't have chakra coils, I use something else. The techniques I use are powered by mental energy or Mana so they are called spells" he saw each Namikaze's eyes widen in amazement. Sure they thought he had access to a different energy, but they didn't realize it had a name or techniques like golems or teleport spells!
"so spells are the mana version of a jutsu hmmm ... lets see what you got"
Two fire golems in the shape of tigers appeared and charged Kakashi. The jonin did his best to best to avoid the fire golems, nut he was singed in a few places. Kakashi jumped back and went through a series of hand signs.
"water style: water bullet"
The liquid bullets hit the fire golems causing a rush of steam as they were destroyed. Kakashi had just enough time to block Naruto as he emerged from the steam with a sai made of ice.
"using the steam as cover, not bad, where did you learn to use a sai?" said the copycat nin as he dodged a jab from the tri-pronged weapon.
"a friend"
"you mean your mother, Momo?"
Naruto sighed "of all the memories Inoichi could've picked, he had to choose one with Mom in it"
Kakashi raised an eyebrow. He was hoping to throw Naruto off his game, but the glasses wearer was not easily startled. Naruto thrust his sai forward and hit Kakashi. He wasn't surprised, however, when Kakashi vanished in a puff of smoke.
The mana user waited for the copycat's to make his next move.
"earth style : headhunter jutsu" two arms shot up out of the ground below Naruto and dragged him underground.
Kakashi pulled himself out of the ground "well, I must admit your pretty good- ... Naruto? Where? How did he-?" when Kakashi turned around he expected to see Naruto buried up to his neck in solid earth, but instead, Naruto wasn't there. He was gone!
A large hole developed right before the jonin's eyes and he suddenly heard Naruto's disembodied voice "earth and fire : Lava cannon" a humungous ball was shot out of the hole. The ball hovered in the air for a split second before exploding and spraying globs of molten rock in every direction.
Kakashi was sent running for his life! He even removed his torched headband so he could use his sharingan. The former anbu was trying his best to avoid the flaming goo, but even at top speed he ended up getting singed in multiple places.
(I need to find Naruto- shit that was close. This is an impressive spell ... wait that's it! Naruto has no chakra coils ... ) Kakashi used his sharingan to look for the mana user and he spotted a void 10 feet away from the hole (there he is!)
"earth style : rock slide" he slammed his hands on the ground. The ground erupted and Naruto came out of hiding. He was fine, but the stone shrapnel from Kakashi's jutsu ripped his shirt to shreds.
Naruto said "Ice" and shot several man sized icicles out of his palm at Kakashi. The silver haired jonin dodged the razor sharp blades of ice and body flickered behind Naruto where he threw a round house kick at his face, but Naruto blocked it and quickly countered with a right hook. Kakashi blocked the hook and the match continued. The two opponents matched each other blow for blow until Kakashi got a hold of Naruto's hair and pressed a kunai to his throat.
"long hair can be a liability" stated Kakashi who assumed that he won.
Kakashi raised an eyebrow when Naruto smirked and responded with "Medusa's curse" and below the point where Kakashi had a grip on Naruto's hair, the white hair separated into seven tendrils and each tendril took the form of a snake. The jonin got a bad feeling and was about to let go, but it was too late. The snakes struck with lightening fast speed and buried their fangs into Kakashi's arm.
Kakashi jumped back clutching his arm in pain and was shocked to see his arm turn to stone right before his eyes. He was so distracted he didn't hear Naruto say "Vines" and multiple vines erupted from the earth wrapping around and trapping Kakashi.
Naruto dropped the barrier around the girls and dispelled 6 of the 8 birds. The final two fluttered over and took Kakashi's bells and dropped them next to Hinata and Mito before being dispelled.
"guess I lose, that settles it, I'm going to tell sensei about this and convince him to let you pass" chuckled Kakashi
"it's more like I caught you off guard and by the way the hokage and his family are watching us right now, he saw everything ... I can see the telescope jutsu" admitted the glasses wearer, who was fed up with the annoying jutsu. He released the jonin from his vine trap and gave him an antidote for the petrification as Minato, Kushina, Arashi, Menma, and Kurama appeared in a yellow flash. They all looked a little embarrassed at being caught, but before they could say anything Hinata and Mito came walking up. Kushina's eyes narrowed when she saw Mito. Oh, she was in trouble!
"look you guys I got a bell, that means I pass" yelled Mito, but Hinata was not so happy. In fact, she looked confused as to how she got the bell.
Kakashi took the antidote and watched him arm change back to flesh and bone "actually Mito, you and Hinata fail. You see the test was about teamwork like Naruto said"
"what are you talking about? I have a bell and that freak doesn't! I win, he fails" Mito growled
"Not even close! You past out after I used a weak genjutsu on you. You didn't even try to see the real point of the test, but Naruto did figure that out and gave you two those bells, so at least he displayed the ability to cooperate ... what do you think, Sensei? Pass or Fail?"
Minato looked at Hinata who looked like she was kicking herself for not seeing the real meaning of the test, then at Mito who was mad that she wasn't getting the credit she deserved and finally, his eyes landed on Naruto "Team 7 ..."
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