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Demon's Dirty Dreams	By : MathiasBlue Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 77090 -:- Recommendations : 11 -:- Currently Reading : 22
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“Hello” people speaking

‘Hello’ people thinking

“Hello” biiju talking

‘Hello’ biiju thinking

Chapter 4 : Hana

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Naruto cracked his neck as he sat up in bed feeling satisfied, worried and excited simultaneously.

After his mess-up with Ibara, he had spent the majority of the night feeling nothing but a panicky fear. Despite his resolution to improve the Konoha orphanage or even build a new one, Naruto felt like filth when he imagined any child of his ending up in an orphanage. But what else could he do?

If it looked like him then he may as well say, “Well, y'see I may have had sex with her. Oh, no it was completely without her permission. Rape? That's such a harsh word...” Just imagining trying to justify his sudden want to adopt a child to Sandaime-jiji was enough to send chills down his spine. He may act like a nice guy most of the time, but the history lessons in the Academy had been quite clear on the sheer amount of destruction and havoc the old man was capable of causing over the course of a few moments. Hell, they claimed that the destruction of the Land of Plains was half Sarutobi's sole fault.

After several moments staring at the sleeping violated woman, he had shaken his head and left. As of that moment he was doing his best to simply put it out of his mind. He had a month or two before he could actually determine whether or not he'd gotten her pregnant. And even then it might not be his! But, still, the orphanage idea was going forward. Now that he'd thought of the idea, it wouldn't get out of his head.

Besides if he couldn't get the previous generation or the current one to acknowledge him, then the next could know him as a philanthropist. The Hokage knew he was an unrepentant thief so he wouldn't question where he had come across so much disposable income, and the generally kind old man would probably support him in his endeavour. And the idea of visiting the place when it was done appealed to him.

Looking at the clock next to him, Naruto stretched one last time before climbing out of the bed, shivering as chilled morning air hit his skin. The heat wave had broken at some point the previous day and the drop in temperature was messing with him. Hurrying through the main room of his apartment, Naruto entered his bathroom and grinned happily as he felt the tiles of the floor warm his feet.

Naruto wouldn't deny that the extra money, emphasis on the extra, was definitely a bonus of being a thief. Heated floors being one of them. Stepping into the raised shower cubicle, Naruto smiled at the wide shower head directly above him. Twisting it on Naruto luxuriated under the powerful stream of hot water that rained down on top of him. Power showers with hot water that didn't randomly crap out were definitely another perk.

Putting the thoughts of his potentially impregnating a woman out of his mind totally, or as much as he could, Naruto instead focused on the reason for his excitement. He was finally being assigned a team today! Washing the shampoo out of his hair, Naruto laughed giddily at the thought. He was on the first step of his journey to Hokage, his first step on the journey to acknowledgement! When that happened he wouldn't need these little adventures in the night, he'd be able to walk through the street without the bolstering knowledge of what he could do to the villagers in turn. That and the women would no doubt be throwing themselves at him, not that he'd respond because he'd be married to his precious Sakura-chan.

So caught up in his fantasy, Naruto sighed while looking up into the shower head to rinse his hair, making him cough and splutter as the powerful spray of water tried to choke.

Turning off the shower and grabbing a towel to dry himself, Naruto was surprised at just how giddy he was. In the back of his head Naruto knew that becoming a Genin basically becoming every other higher ranked Shinobi's bitch. He ceded the protection that being an Academy student offers, and his actions would all have very real consequences, consequences that may determine whether he lived or died. Being very fond of living, Naruto hoped that his Jounin-sensei whoever they were, was a good one.

Finishing the drying of his hair, Naruto pulled one of the longer side-bangs in front of his eyes. Damned long hair was making him take forever to dry it. Might be time to get it cut. Letting it fall back into place with a 'tch', Naruto put it out of his mind as he entered the main room of his apartment naked. Looking between his nightstand and his wardrobe with a bitten lip, Naruto grinned widely as he walked over to the nightstand and snatched up his Hitaite. Tying it about his forehead, Naruto flicked the metal plate getting a satisfyingly solid thunk in response.

Now properly clad with the most important piece of a Shinobi's uniform, Naruto felt ready to take on an entire village filled with people who hated him for something he couldn't control!...Pants would help with that. As would the memory of the previous night. The knowledge that for all their sneers and glares, none of them were truly safe from his retribution. Admittedly the consequences seemed to be far more serious for the women. The guys would probably just wake up completely bald.

He had done that only the once but it had been hilarious. The asshole had found out where he lived and demanded that police arrest him. He had been present to hear a Hyuuga ask him how heavy a sleeper he was, and did he honestly sleep so deeply that the feeling of an electric shaver on his scalp could not wake him. The man had spluttered and then demanded that they at least check his apartment, 'because everyone knows he's a thief!' He had let them in, warrants for investigation having been considered something of a joke, and watched as they carefully looked over his apartment. The Hyuuga had even used his Byakugan to shut the man up and told him quite clearly that there was nothing there.

It worried Naruto slightly, just how much entertainment he derived from tormenting the bigots of his home. Hell when he first came back after his expedition into the Yamanaka compound, he had felt like he could walk on the clouds themselves. There was something deep inside that purred like a beast that had been fed a several course meal every time he thought of how he had gotten even with Ino and Ibara, barring the whole possible impregnation thing.

Being able to look her in the eye and think of how the lips that were currently offloading heaps of vitriol onto him and remember how soft they had felt around his cock, how she had whined and moaned as he pounded into her, how she had looked with his seed dripping down her thighs...It made every risk he had ever taken worth it. When they had walked past each other the other day and he had seen her sneer at him, all it had taken was remembering that night to give him the ability to grin at her and give her a cheeky wave.

The stunned and confused look on her face had him laughing as he passed her by. Before he had gone to Ibara the night before, he had been wondering who to take next. After the first time it was like he had suddenly discovered that he needed oxygen to breathe. That first time with Hinata had woken a hunger in him and it didn't take him long to become 'hungry' after each 'meal'. It hadn't really registered until that moment just how many attractive women there were in Konoha. The Kunoichi were all definitely attractive to him. Some were quite attractive albeit plain in comparison to some of their more exotic counterparts but all of them had some feature about them that he found tantalizing.

Zipping up his faded grey jacket, Naruto glanced around his apartment to be sure he hadn't left anything incriminating out. Spotting nothing, Naruto left his apartment with his paranoia appeased. He hadn't stayed out of prison for as long as he had just to get caught because he left out a watch he'd lifted or something. He didn't think his professional pride could withstand such a hit.

Stepping out into the Konoha streets, Naruto looked around the street he was on with a smile on his face. When he'd first started stealing he had been living in a crappy tiny apartment on the bad side of Konoha. When he got a little more experience and money on him he purchased an apartment that was as damn close to penthouse as you could get. Of course he could afford better but the placing of where he was now was perfect to him. He got a fantastic view of the Hokage monument and every time he set foot out the door he got to practice some of his more minor skills.

Brushing past a villager who reeked of spices and perfume, Naruto quickly brought up a wallet and plucked out several bills of Ryo before dumping the wallet in a bin as he passed it.

Like pickpocketing. While burglary brought in far more money for him, pickpocketing had a special place in his heart as his first 'job'. Were it not for his dexterous fingers there would have been many a night when he was younger that he would go hungry due to a Ramen binge. The Ichiraku's refused to sell him more than he could afford to buy, but they couldn't stop him from picking up nothing but Instant Ramen.

As blasphemous as it sounded, even Naruto got bored of the cups of noodles every now and then. Of course he'd be right back to loving them a couple of days later but he still needed some variety. How can you properly appreciate the food of Kami when you ate it every day? You had nothing to compare its radiant awesome to.

Seeing the gates of the Academy appear on the horizon, Naruto felt a childish grin of excitement tug at his lips. As he passed through them all he could think was thank Kami that he would finally be something more than an Academy student. While he had graduated the other day for some reason being placed on a team made it seem like it would be more official. He'd had his delusions about swinging in on convenient ropes to rescue Princess's dismantled years ago, and knew that Genin had to spend an inordinate amount of time just doing what basically amounted to chores that people were too lazy to do.

But the moment that was out of the way they would be taken on C-rank missions where they would be baptised in the blood of their enemies!

...The fact that his excitement hadn't diminished at all at the idea of killing people worried him. Maybe the lack of hugs growing up had turned him into something of a psychopath. It really wouldn't surprise him. The closest thing he had to a hug off anyone other than Ayame or the Old Man were drunks stumbling into him and using him to stay standing up.

Shrugging, Naruto paused before the entrance to Iruka's classroom and took a deep breath before letting himself in, letting the conversation in the room wash over him. Letting the grin on his face fade to a less noticeable close-mouthed smile, Naruto stepped into the room.

“Ey, Dobe what the hell are you doing here? Only students that passed are supposed to be here.” A loud boisterous voice suddenly echoed in his ears.

Looking at Kiba with a deadpan look, Naruto reached up and knocked his knuckles on his Hitaite. “I wasn't aware that Akamaru was supposed to be your guide dog, Kiba.”

Looking confused, Kiba scratched one of his fang tattoos before realizing that Naruto had insinuated he was blind. “Oi! I saw the Hitaite, I'm just asking whose it is.”

Rolling his eyes to the sky and praying for strength, Naruto wondered if this was going to happen with every one of his classmates. “It's mine Kiba, I earned it but what I did to get it is classified.”

Kiba scoffed at the answer. “That thing is scratched and dented to all hell, no way it's new. Look man, I just want to know where you really got it before Iruka kicks your ass out for trying to sneak in.”

Getting irritated, Naruto shot Kiba a glare. “Why don't we wait to see what Iruka has to say. Or would you rather I tell the girls that you tried to pay me to steal their panties for you?”

Paling drastically at the threat, Kiba took on a countenance similar to a man who had just been told that he was going to be killed. With fire. “You wouldn't dare.”

Blue eyes narrowed. “Try me.”

Wisely Kiba decided to back off. Naruto let out an irritated huff of breath now that his good mood had been thoroughly ruined. Flopping down into the nearest seat, he crossed his arms and settled in to wait for the team placement.

Normally Kiba was an OK guy to him. About the only time there was any real friction between them was when they'd run into his Sister or his Mom. Hana was gorgeous, the epitome of a competent, confident Kunoichi. And Tsume only needed one word to accurately describe Naruto's feelings toward her. MILF. Remembering what Kiba had done when he'd caught him staring at them, he scowled. When Taijutsu practice had come around he had asked Mizuki-teme to pair them off as sparring partners. The asshole had kicked seven shades of shit out of him.

Now comfortable, Naruto settled in to wait. He didn't realise that he would be there for three and a half hours.

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Inuzuka Hana had a thunderous expression on her face as she worked at the vet clinic that morning. It had been fairly easy to keep a smile on her face for her Mother and Brother, but now without even her nin-ken around, she could show just how irritated she was to the world.

She should have known things were going to well. She had been in a relationship with Shiranui Genma for the past couple of months, and things had seemed like they were going well. Emphasis on the had. Genma was a bit of a smooth-talker and as much as it pained Hana to admit it, he had managed to talk her into going out with him despite knowing of his reputation as something of a womaniser.

If it had been any other man she had found out was cheating on her, she would have been using his skull as cereal bowl the next morning. Unfortunately Genma was a Tokubetsu Jounin and more than that he was a former member of the Yondaime Hokage's bodyguard. If she attempted anything it would just go badly for her, and in the end Genma could probably talk himself out of any trouble he might get into. Hana was far from afraid to admit that the epitome of subtle, she was not. If she saw him again too soon she would try to feed him his own testicles.

“Fucking bastard.” she grumbled to herself as she sorted through her tools. “Should castrate the prick while he sleeps.” And if she could get close enough she probably would. While she wasn't certified to operate on a human being, she was qualified to perform surgery on various animals, and Genma had proven himself to be quite close to a pig anyway. She'd save plenty of other girls some grief if she did.

But what truly pissed her off, was that in the end due to his abilities and several friends who would back him up without a second thought, he had essentially gotten off scot free. He had used her for fun and pleasure and when another girl caught his eye, he had dropped her like an old set of underwear.

Feeling a slight sting in her eyes, Hana growled and forced back any tears that wanted to escape. She had been warned repeatedly by her friends that dating Genma would just end with misery, but she had been so sure that he had changed. For Kami's sake he had given her a key to his apartment! She had gone over that night with the intention of surprising him and possibly letting him try something he had been bugging her for for months. Instead she found him fucking some cheap bar floozy on the couch the moment she stepped through the door.

There was no repentance in him after that. He didn't even try to contact her afterwards, and after passing him in the street she found her pockets suddenly bereft of his apartments key. No attempts at apologies or explaining what he'd done and why he'd done it. He simply carried on as though she was just another notch to add to his headboard.

Looking through her appointment book and seeing it completely free after one check-up on Tora for Madame Shinji, Hana decided that she would shut the clinic early today. With her current mood she didn't trust herself to keep control as she worked. It really didn't help that every time she went into the store room she would remember how Genma had...taken her there once. She just wanted to move on, but she was having trouble doing so when she thought of how he wasn't going to face any punishment. For Kami's sake people didn't even give him grief simply because he was a former member of the Yondaime's guard and it was expected of him!

Rubbing her temples irritably, Hana pasted a smile so false on her face it hurt when she heard the tinkle of a bell as someone entered the clinic. Hearing the cooing and awing of a woman and a particularly disgruntled cat, for the first time in her life, Hana was glad that Madame Shinji had arrived early. The moment this was out of the way she could go home and relax.

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“So Kurenai-sensei had us try to track her down through Konoha while she was under a couple of Genjutsu. I got us to the right area in Konoha and Shino managed to narrow it down with his kikaichū and Hinata spotted her.” Kiba's recount of their Genin test trailed off into grumbles. “I can't believe she was just sitting at the Yakiniku Q. I can't believe she got the food delivered right when we turned up too...”

Hana smirked tiredly as her little brother picked up another piece of medium rare steak. Their Mother had been called away on a mission two days ago and from the sounds of it would be gone for another couple of days yet. While she would have wanted to stick around and congratulate her son, in the end somebody had escaped from the Konoha's Correctional Facility and she was needed to track the asshole down.

Hana chewed and swallowed a part of her own steak. “Anything else interesting happen today?” she asked absently.

“Yeah, actually.” Kiba sounded surprised as though he'd forgotten. “You remember Naruto?”

Hana frowned as she thought carefully. “Naruto was that blonde kid you hung out with when you were little right?” Remembering who he was also brought forward the memories of what he contained. Poor brat got the shit end of the stick from most of the village for something he couldn't help. “Why did he stop hanging out with you? I thought you two got along.”

Now wanting to admit that he'd beat the hell out of Naruto for looking at her and their Mother, Kiba shrugged. “Can't remember. Well, he's the dobe of the class these days but he walked in with a Hitaite today even though he failed the exam. Apparently his chakra control sucks so he couldn't do a Bunshin.”

Privately Hana was amused at the idea that Naruto would be expected to pass an exam that required an illusionary clone to pass. “OK, and?” she prompted.

“So I asked him who he'd stolen it from, cos well everybody knows Naruto is a thief-” Kiba began only to be cut off.

“Kiba, I doubt Naruto was dumb enough to steal a Hitaite.” Hana said deadpan. “That would be suicidal. If you're caught with a stolen Hitaite, you're sent straight to the Correctional Facility and that's if you're not executed for potential treason.” The rest of Kiba's sentence filtered into her tired brain. “And what do you mean everyone knows he's a thief? If everyone knows he must be pretty crap, so how could you honestly believe he'd be able to steal a Hitaite?”

Kiba shook his head at his Sister. “Nah, you see everyone knows but nobody can prove it. If you piss him off you tend to wake up and find half your shit missing. There was enough of a pattern that the Police bothered to check but they couldn't find anything. Hell, Naruto doesn't even deny it. He never outright confesses but for Kami's sake I've seen him in the market selling random pieces of crap in broad daylight!”

“Wait, so he's good?” Hana asked with a frown.

“One of his accusers was a dude in a Neko ANBU mask.” Kiba replied deadpan and completely serious. “And Naruto managed to steal one of this gray-haired guy's orange books. Iruka said that test was just a gag on his part but he still gave Naruto extra credit for it.” Seeing Hana's eyes wide open with shock, Kiba leaned in and waved a hand over her face. “Sis? You OK?”

Hana's shock was completely justified. Some kid had managed to steal from Hatake Kakashi? Holy hell, Hana thought it would sooner be a cold day down there than Kakashi letting one of his books get stolen. With this sudden seal of Naruto's competence, an idea began to take hold in her mind.

“Sis? Why are you smiling like that? It's creepy.” Hana completely ignored her Brother as she began to chuckle evilly.

“Right, screw this, I'm leaving before I'm traumatised.” Kiba announced as he abruptly stood from the kitchen table and left the room.

Hana stared after him with confusion, before realizing what he'd just done.

“Get back here you little shit! It's your turn to do the damned dishes!”

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Naruto was stretched out with his legs covering the rest of one side of a booth in Yakiniku Q, stretching out tired muscles as he relaxed and waited for his unexpected potential client to show up.

After barely passing Kakashi's bell test, as expected the evil bastard began to put them through hellish conditioning in the morning before taking them out for a D-rank mission while they were still sore. It had been one week since team assignment and the day before he and his team had been hired to walk several of the Inuzuka dogs. He had not expected Hana to slip a note into his hand which told him to meet her at this restaurant if he wanted a job. More than anything, it was curiosity that had him meeting her.

Normally he got commissioned work through a couple of contacts that he had in the seedier side of Konoha. While he could hawk several of his acquisitions in the day market because the items owners couldn't come forward to collect them, he did have some items that were just too hot to shift without help. With a little bit of pay for their trouble, he knew a couple of merchants who were willing to take things off his hands. They also occasionally kicked work his way in the form of requests to steal certain items, ranging from a woman's ring and right on up to a bust of the Shodaime Hokage. These little jobs were what made it likely that he could purchase the land for an orphanage easily. They made him more money than what he could spend.

Spotting the brunette woman with the customary red fang tattoos, Naruto gave her an admiring once over before calling her to his table. The black crop top she was wearing outlined her breasts nicely and left a small sliver of her toned stomach exposed, while the black pants showed off long legs. Seeing her walk over to him, Naruto gestured to the other side of the booth and waited for her to sit. “So...what could the Inuzuka heiress want with little old me hm?” he asked curiously, jumping straight into the reason they were there.

Hana seemed to appreciate it. “I'm not going to lie, I don't really want anything stolen so much as I want someone humiliated.”

Naruto raised an eyebrow, interested.

Not noticing, Hana's hands clenched into tight fists. “I walked in on my ex cheating on me the other month. Because of his skill I can't really do anything to get back at him myself, and he's done this so many times people just write it off as him being him, and it being the woman's fault for not thinking of his reputation when they started dating him. There hasn't been any consequence for his actions.”

Nodding thoughtfully, Naruto swung his legs down off the seat and leaned on the table. “OK, so that's the why. Now who is the guy stupid enough to cheat on you?” he enquired as his eyes shot over her body of their own volition.

Hana fought down the flush that wanted to spread across her face. The last time she'd seen Naruto he had been a body with skinned knees and mud on his clothes. The man in front of her couldn't be more different. His wild blonde hair had gotten longer, while his face had become sharper and lost it's baby fat. From the cords of muscle that shifted on his forearms and the hint of his abs she'd seen when he was lying down, it was very clear that Naruto took his physical conditioning seriously. You couldn't say that Naruto was ugly without being a liar.

Pushing the thoughts out of her mind, Hana felt her lips quirk down into a frown. “Shiranui Genma, Tokubetsu Jounin, brown hair and he wears his Hitaite as a bandanna, while wearing the standard Jounin uniform and constantly chews on senbon needles.” Seeing Naruto give her a look that said 'really?' Hana shrugged. “Asshole likes to spit the damn thing as a surprise attack.” She quickly rattled off an address, confirming that Naruto knew where it was, before they moved onto the part she was unsure of. The price. She'd never paid for something like this before.

“OK, that should be doable.” Naruto nodded before pulling out a slip of paper and a pencil. Scratching out a few numbers, Naruto slid the paper over to Hana. “I've knocked a bit off what I normally charge for this kind of thing because this guy sounds like an asshole.”

Grabbing the scrap of paper, Hana lifted it up before feeling her eyes bulge incredulously at the number on the paper. “You want how much?!” she had only just remembered to keep her voice down, making her exclamation come out as a strangled squeak. “That's more than what I make in four months!”

Naruto shrugged. “What you've got to take into account is that in the end this guy is a Tokubetsu Jounin, making this job a lot more difficult. If I were to get caught, chances are I would be put through the system in the course of a couple days before being locked away at the Correctional Facility. I get caught, then Konoha gets me locked away as fast as possible to save face.” He snorted with a bit of humour. “Last thing they want is to admit that their Shinobi are so easy to sneak past. So,” he folded his arms and gave her a look. “You want your revenge?”

Hana looked down at the paper mournfully. “There's no way I can afford this.” she muttered before giving Naruto a hopeful look. “Can I pay half now and then half later?”

Naruto shook his head with a grimace. It was pretty clear that Hana had never done this before. You don't negotiate on the price otherwise everyone tries to haggle on your contracts. “Sorry Hana, but it's take it or leave it. I've already knocked off quite a bit of the price.” he announced as he stood from the booth and began to walk past her.

Hana reached up and grabbed his hand to stop him leaving. Having come so close to finally getting even with that cheating bastard, Hana was reluctant to let it go. Dragging him back down onto the seat next to her, Hana began to speak. “Look I'll do whatever it takes. I'll clean your apartment, do your shopping, hell I'll be a live-in maid and still pay your price as my money comes in if that's what it takes, I just need Genma to get what he deserves!”

Seeing that none of what she'd said had had any impact on Naruto, Hana bit her lip as her hand moved from his and rubbed over his forearm. Was she really that desirous to see Genma get his comeuppance. Looking into Naruto's blue eyes, Hana realized that what she was planning on offering would hardly hurt her. Genma had cheated on her two months ago, and the sudden stop of regular sex was making her irritable. “I'll sleep with you.” She felt a burst of amusement as Naruto suddenly lost his calm demeanour and began to blush madly.

Coughing awkwardly, Naruto stared at Hana with a hint of incredulity in his eyes. Looking at her closely, Naruto's jaw fell open before clicking shut quickly. “Your serious.” he declared staring at her utterly baffled. “You honestly hate this guy enough that you are willing to have sex with me.” Naruto barely resisted the urge to pinch himself.

Hana snorted. “It's just skin Naruto. The reason I'm pissed at Genma has less to do with the sex though that is a large part of it, and more about the fact that I trusted the bastard when he said he'd changed.” A scowl took over Hana's face, showcasing the hint of feral animal that her relatively normal face hid. She was still an Inuzuka after all. “You make sure he looks like a fool then I'm willing to give you a fun night.” She smirked at him. “If your any good, you might get more, who knows.”

Biting his lip, Naruto gave her a look. “If I do this, you have to swear that you will never speak of this. We'll both act like you paid me in money, the last thing I need is every attractive woman thinking I'll steal pro-bono because they're pretty.”

Hana leaned back in her seat, her top riding up and revealing more of her stomach, feeling satisfied now that she knew Genma was going to get what he deserved. “Deal. Just make sure Genma can't show his face without feeling embarrassed for a good long while.” She outstretched a hand.

Looking down at it, Naruto snorted before shaking her hand. “If that's all, then I'm going to go grab something to eat.”

Rolling her eyes, Hana once again tugged on Naruto's hand bringing him back down onto the seat. “Just eat here with me for Kami's sake. I've just paid you to mentally scar my ex and I'm probably going to fuck your little teen brains out if you do the job right. I doubt there's much left that could make this awkward.”

Staring at her, Naruto let out a reluctant huff of laughter and grabbed the menu. Why the hell not.

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Naruto scowled from beneath his hood as he stared up at Genma's apartment building.

He'd had a job here before and it had impressed upon him just how paranoid Jounin tended to be. Every damned hallway was littered with traps and various pieces of fuuinjutsu designed to sniff out the use of chakra that wasn't a residents. Without the boost in reflexes active chakra use gave, avoiding the traps became a new kind of hell.

The apartment complex was one of several commissioned by one of the Elders, Danzo, Naruto was sure. While the man thought that most Shinobi should be trained to get rid of their emotions, he wasn't so foolish as to think that every Shinobi should. He just felt that emotions had their time and place to be used, and that Shinobi should be taught to separate their emotions from their work. Due to his explorations in the effects of emotions, Danzo had a surprising grasp on just how difficult Jounin found it to fell truly safe.

As such complexes such as the one before him were built. Shinobi and Kunoichi only apartments, meaning they could booby trap the hell out of every nook and cranny without the worry of some moron civilian getting a face full of shuriken.

Feeling the steady patter of rain on his hood, it was understandable that Naruto was in a bad mood. Which was strange because when he'd left Yakiniku Q earlier, he had been feeling fairly good, albeit uncomfortable because Hana had rested her hand on his crotch making his dick come to life while they ate, before she stood and left leaving him with a raging hard-on.

No, Naruto was in a bad mood because one of his contacts couldn't get him the money he was owed. He'd stolen something valuable, a jewelled necklace or something, and one of his contacts had sent it on to be sold in Wave. Unfortunately the courier that was used was shaken down by a bunch of thugs as some sort of tax whoever was running Wave had implemented. His contact knew this would be bad for business so he had given Naruto a portion of the money he was expecting, but had to beg off paying the full amount until later. Normally Naruto wouldn't have minded so much but Wave was usually pretty profitable. Whoever had gotten a choke hold on the country needed to be dealt with.

But that would have to be dealt with at another time, and by another person. He had a job to focus on anyway. Staring at the front door and the only entrance to the complex, Naruto cracked his neck to relieve some of the tension. This would be difficult.

His walk across the street was unhurried despite the pouring rain, knowing the the seals he had weaved into his cloak would distort the surveillance seals perception of him, making him unrecognisable. The seals were a very standard precaution, aimed at keeping any civilians out more than anything. Given the mass produced nature of the ones used on the complexes it wasn't difficult to create counters for them.

Entering the building after checking there was nobody immediately coming or going, Naruto quickly found the stairwell and began to slowly trek up the long climb, taking care to avoid trip-wires, pressure plates and at one point, a spring-loaded set of bamboo spears in the wall. Given that nobody had detected his last break-in the trap configurations were largely the same, making his job easier than he thought it would be.

Hearing conversation just as he reached a landing, Naruto ran at the wall and ran up it, bracing one leg against it and the other against the wall just above a door, holding himself in place in a corner just above the door. A rather sickly looking fellow and a lady with long purple hair, opened the door and began to walk down the steps. Before they could turn in the stair well and spot him, Naruto let himself drop down and began to climb the stairs again silently.

Feeling his heart pounding wildly, Naruto let a grin cross his face. The thrill of nearly being caught was heady but he had to be careful not to let himself get 'drunk' off it. While just escaping attention felt good, it wouldn't do to risk it and get caught.

Reaching the fifth floor of the complex, Naruto strained his ears for any noises in the hallway, before cracking open the door and check visually. Northern Jounin Complex, Fifth floor, Room 505. Crossing the hall silently, Naruto checked around silently before sinking to his knees and pulling out his lockpicks. While Genma had good taste in locks, it still didn't take long for a muted click to sound from the door. Letting himself into the dark apartment, Naruto wrinkled his nose as he smelt sex on the air.

Creeping through the entrances small hall, Naruto pressed his ear against the door of the bedroom and nodded satisfied when he heard the deep breathing of sleep. Funnelling his black smoke under the door, Naruto waited a few moments for it to take effect before entering. His target for the night was currently sleeping in his bed with an arm wrapped around a dyed blonde's waist.

After several minutes of searching, Naruto found numerous pouches of senbon, the ends of which he coated with a clear, scentless as well as tasteless liquid before replacing them exactly where he found them. After that he walked into the bathroom and picked up the toothpaste. Withdrawing a syringe filled with yet another liquid, Naruto threaded the needle into the toothpaste tube and pressed down on the plunger.

Satisfied with his preparations, and sure that Hana would appreciate his work, Naruto snickered quietly before leaving the apartment.

After all, before he had been a thief, he had been a rather notorious prankster.

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Shiranui Genma yawned as he removed his arm from his latest conquest, feeling a pang of regret when he realized it wasn't Hana before squashing it ruthlessly. He hadn't even been drunk when he'd decided to cheat on her, he'd just once again freaked out when things seemed like they were getting too serious. Scrubbing a hand over his face tiredly, Genma pushed the thought out of his head. He knew himself well enough to know that he'd wallow in self-hatred and pity for a couple more days before he just moved on.

Climbing out of bed while being careful not to wake....Yuki? Yuki. Genma crept through his silent apartment, hissing as the late morning light hit him in the eye. Stepping into his bathroom, he went through the standard daily hygiene procedures, by starting with a shower and then brushing his teeth. Dressing quickly and making his way down the stairwell after leaving Yuki a note, Genma grabbed a senbon and slid it between his teeth, manoeuvring it into its proper place with his tongue. Feeling his stomach churn slightly, he gripped it with a grimace.

“Damn, I know better than to eat at Chang's when I go out.” Genma muttered after the pain abated with a little willpower. But their curry was amazing.

It was halfway through the market that things got strange, as his head got slightly fuzzy and then quickly escalating.

The last thing Genma remembered was a worried civilian asking him if he was OK as he began to giggle. His giggles quickly turned into a scream as the villager abruptly became much more demonic. And oddly rabbit like.

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Hana felt like she was walking on air.

Whatever Naruto had done, he had fulfilled his side of their bargain absolutely. There's not a lot more shaming than a man screaming like a little girl and soiling himself in public. Everyone just thought that Genma's senbon chewing finally caught up to him, thinking that he'd applied the hallucinogen on them himself and forgot about it. Combined with the receipt from Chang's, a place notorious for it's poor hygiene standards but tasty food, they just assumed that the bowel related incident was the result of a poor choice in eating establishment.

Naruto did good work. She'd have to make sure to do the same for him. Even now she could see and hear people whispering behind their hand's laughing about the Jounin who had managed to dose himself and crap his pants. She'd actually been thinking of trying to talk Naruto down to a blowjob, because he was a teen, he should be damned grateful she would even do that. but after this she would be more than happy to let Naruto enjoy the full package.

As such beneath her pants and jacket she was wearing a lacy black number that would probably have the kid ready to burst when he first saw it. She wasn't entirely sure he was a virgin, mostly because of the adult status that came with a Hitaite. Unlike the civilian populace who aren't considered an adult until seventeen, when a Shinobi is given a Hitaite they are by large considered adults. As such quite a few Genin would be seen after graduation heading for bars, gambling halls and even brothels. Given that Naruto was ready to accept sex in lieu of monetary payment, she wouldn't put it past him to be one of the ones who goes to the brothels.

When he had arrived the previous night to report the job as finished, she had told him she would meet him at his apartment in the evening, if she found what he'd done satisfactory. He had nodded agreeably, writing out an address for her. When he'd left and she'd actually checked the address, her jaw had quickly dropped.

Looking around at the nice buildings, Hana wondered if maybe learning how to be a thief would bring in a little extra money. Usually only clan brats could afford apartments around here because they had practically endless treasuries backing them, or they owned the damn building. While Hana could theoretically move out here, she'd rather it be with money that she had earned herself instead of the money an ancestor's smart financing resulted in. Didn't mean she couldn't admire the buildings though.

Reaching the building that Naruto had specified, Hana walked through the lobby and called down the elevator. She could have walked up the stairwell but she felt like being lazy. Walking into the the elevator, she pushed the button for the top floor bar one, and wondered what awaited her in Naruto's apartment.

“God, I hope he hasn't done something dorky like put rose petals on the bed.” she muttered lowly to herself. When she had been ready to go all the way with her first boyfriend he had done that and as such they hadn't been able to have sex because she was too busy sneezing heavily due to the strong scent of the flowers and scented candles he'd been burning.

Feeling the elevator come to a halt, Hana steps out when it does and walks to the end of the hall and knocks on the door. Hearing a muffled “Come in!” Hana shrugs and does as she's told. Taking off her shoes at the entrance, she pads through the apartment in the provided slippers and whistles admiringly as she came to the main area. From here she could see Konoha sprawled out before her and the Hokage monument as well.

“It's a great view, isn't it?”

Turning to the voice, Hana felt a smirk stretch across her lips as she took in Naruto's form. Wearing nothing but a simple set of black sweat pants, Hana could confirm her earlier suspicion that Naruto did indeed take very good care of himself. Fairly broad shoulders leading down to thin hips, his torso forming an appealing v-shap. Toned muscles without looking freakish and built for speed and precision. And judging from the small trail of fine hair leading into his pants from his navel, he actually was a natural blonde. She'd always thought you'd have to dye to get hair that bright.

Turning back to the view, Hana shrugged. “Depends on your tastes I guess. Whether or not you like the sprawling village or the endless forest that I get.” He moved so that he was stood next to her and she saw him nod thoughtfully in the reflection of the window.

“I guess so. Gotta say I prefer this if I'm honest. Satiates my inner megalomaniac by staring down at the populace.”

Hana snorted with amusement as she shifted her gaze and saw people moving along the streets, trying to get out of the rain that was just starting to leave small crystal bubbles on the window. A silence stretched for a few moments before she heard Naruto shift once more.

“OK, no point denying it, I have no idea how to go about initiating this.” he laughed sheepishly, looking at her from the corner of his eye.

“Virgins never do.” Hana replies and she feels fairly sure he is a virgin just from the awkward unsure air he was exhibiting. Given that he made no move to correct she could only assume she was right. She turns to him with a smile. “A kiss is usually a good way to start things off.”

Naruto snorts. “Like I said, I don't know how to ini-mmph!” He was cut off as he felt Hana press her lips against his. Naruto had never been kissed before and as such he was never quite sure what the appeal was. Feeling Hana's soft lips move against his own insistently, he suddenly understood. Feeling the heat of her body as she stepped closer to him, his arms automatically came up, one resting on her hip while the other reached behind her head and began to stroke over where her hair tapered off.

After a few moments of this, Naruto nearly jumped in surprise when he felt Hana's tongue prod against his lips seeking entry. Opening his mouth to her, Naruto awkwardly sent his tongue forward to wrestle hers, slowly getting a feel of how to do things. Breathing in and inhaling Hana's scent, like fresh cut grass and the slight taste of cinnamon from their kiss, sent arousal down his spine and through his cock. He hardened rapidly until his length was standing tall and pressing against Hana's thigh, as though begging for attention.

Feeling the hot bar of flesh pressing against her, Hana smiles internally. If Naruto learned to use that properly, he'd become a real lady-pleaser. A small part of her internal mirth was directed toward the fact that Naruto was a little larger than Genma, who was a grown man. She'd never claimed that she wouldn't take vindictive amusement at Genma's expense just because he'd been humiliated. Pulling Naruto back while keeping their lips together, Hana felt her knees hit the couch. Even though the windows were massive, she was confident that nobody would see them given how high the building they were in was. Falling back onto the couch, their lips separated for a moment so they didn't butt heads, but didn't stay that way for long.

Her shirt having ridden up in their tumble, Hana gasped as she felt one of Naruto's hands stroke over her side and move under her shirt to rest just beneath her bra-clad breasts. She smirked against his lips. Guy had good instincts, waiting for her permission before trying to push things. Removing her hand from his ass (when did that get there?) she grabbed his arm and tugged on it until his hand was resting on her breast, making his palm rub her nipple through the thin fabric and making her shiver.

Feeling the softness of Hana's breasts, Naruto silently marvels at what is happening. He had had sex with three women before this and all of them were under his complete control and unable to force him to stop, bringing a heady rush of power as he took his pleasure from them. But this was entirely willing and felt just as good albeit in different ways. Hana responded to what he was doing far more animatedly and well, the fact he was sleeping with Kiba's sister had a heady rush all of its own.

Pushing Naruto back for a second, Hana quickly sat up a bit and tugged her shirt over her head, revealing a lacy-black bra as the only barrier hiding her breasts. Seeing the appreciative look in Naruto's eyes, she grins and cups her tits in her hands. “Like em'?” She asks teasingly, knowing the answer from the bulge in his pants.

Despite that the nod along with the slightly dumbstruck look on Naruto's face sends a flush of feminine smugness through her body. Feeling the leather of the couch start to stick to her back because of hot flesh and sweat, Hana knows they have to move. “Take me to the bedroom Naruto.” she said, actually feeling rather regretful that they didn't just fuck in front of the window. But it's the guys first time and things would be much easier on a bed where they had room.

His cock, which is doing the most of the thinking by now, decides that listening to the sexy woman would be in its best interest if it wanted to be buried in her hot wet core. As such Naruto nods somewhat stupidly and helps Hana to her feet before leading her to the bedroom. Opening the door, his eyes widen as he hears the sound of fabric hitting the floor. Turning to catch a glimpse of the new expanses of skin that would be revealed now that it was free of Hana's clothes, Naruto only had a moment to appreciate Hana's long toned legs now bereft of her pants and panties, before Hana's lips are on his again and he's falling backwards onto his bed. Then her lips left his again to nip at his throat before they began a blazing trail down his chest until she was just above the waistband of his pants.

Hana's eyes were dark and wide with lust. “Lift your hips.” she commanded him. Seeing him comply, Hana gripped the waistband of Naruto's pants and tugged them down and off his legs before throwing them somewhere behind her, while her eyes were locked on the throbbing member that was now revealed to her. Extending a single finger, she traced the underside of Naruto's cock teasingly, smiling amusedly as it twitched from the sensation. Wrapping her hand around the pulsating cock, Hana stroked her hand up and down a few times, the heat she could feel in her hand seeming to go straight to her core.

Naruto could only stare down at Hana with a glazed look in his eye. To have a bed-partner who was interacting with him, touching him, feeling him and doing so of their own free will...His cock throbbed in the soft palm of Hana's hand, making her look up at him with a grin. He stared at her as she pulled back his foreskin revealing the purple head of his cock, and proceeded to blow against the tip lightly. The sensation of her breath against the sensitive skin made him inhale sharply. He stared hungrily at her lips, hoping she was going to do what he thought she was going to do.

Hana pressed her lips against the tip of Naruto's cock in a gentle kiss before she slowly parted them and took his cock into her mouth. Feeling the hot wetness of surround his member along with the wriggling muscle that danced over the underside of his cock, Naruto let out a low moan. Feeling his tip brush against the back of her throat, Naruto could only stare down with dazed eyes as the Inuzuka woman began to bob her head over his crotch, one hand stroking the part of his shaft she couldn't fit in her mouth while the other cupped his balls and massaged them. The sensation broke through Naruto's normally iron self-control, making him thrust up into Hana's mouth. Given that she pulled her head back easily, thus preventing his cock from entering her throat and the teasing twinkle in her eyes, gave Naruto the feeling that she'd seen it coming.

Feeling the member in her mouth twitch and pulsate as she continually sucked on it, Hana pulled back until only the tip rested atop her tongue and began to furiously stroke the spit-slicked flesh with her hand. Feeling the balls in her other hand contract, Hana was ready when she heard a gasp of pleasure quickly followed by a hot blast of seed that began to fill her mouth. Swallowing quickly Hana absently noticed the pleasant tingling feeling left on her tongue and in her throat by each load of cum that passed them. Naruto's tense body quickly relaxed as the last of his seed dribbled out onto her tongue. Pulling him out of her mouth with a pop, Hana lapped gently at the tip, cleaning it off before looking up at Naruto with a grin. “Enjoy?”

Naruto stared at her with a glazed look in his eyes. Her hair messed up and a few strands free from her ponytail and swollen lips quirked in a smile, Hana look like a personification of lust to him. The image was reinforced when she slowly began to slink up his prone form, making him hiss as he felt the heat of her sex brush against his still raised member. It was when she sat atop it, trapping it between his abdomen and her pussy that he spotted it. Reaching up he brushed a finger over the small raised skin of a scar a little to the right of her navel.

Noticing what had caught his attention, Hana snorted. “It's irritating. I've only got two scars: one from falling over and cutting myself on my own kunai when I was a kid and the one you can see from an appendectomy. Don't have any cool stories.” Seeing his lips twitch upwards at her complaint over her scars, Hana rocked her hips, making the slippery flesh of her pussy slide along his sensitive cock and make him gasp. “Don't laugh at the girl about to fuck you.” Hana scolded him, slightly breathless herself. Something was up with his cum. The warmth of it had spread from her stomach and was making her feel flushed and sensitive.

Blue eyes gleaming with lust stared up at her. Shivering slightly under the intensity of his gaze, Hana lifted herself up, feeling Naruto's cock brush against her as she lifted the pressure on it. Reaching beneath her she gripped him about the base and aimed him upwards so that his tip was against her entrance. Lowering herself Hana moaned as she began to slowly sink down onto his cock, her inner walls spreading as it plunged inside of her, giving her a map of every vein and ridge on his cock. Finally after several moments her ass settled atop his legs when she could go no further, making him twitch inside of her. Feeling the minute movement, Hana shivered.

Feeling the hot wet flesh wrapped around his cock, alternatively clenching and relaxing around him, Naruto had to bite his lip as he fought back the urge to hammer away until he came. He shuddered as she pressed her hands down on his abdomen and raised herself slowly off of his cock before slamming back down. The rapid return of hot moist walls snug around his cock made him gasp in unison with her.

Horny as all hell, Hana quickly began a fast rhythm filling the room with the creaking springs of Naruto's bed as she bounced atop his cock, leaning forward slightly entrancing Naruto as he stared at her bouncing bra-clad tits.

Hana shifted so that she was leaning back her hands on Naruto's calves as she began to rock her hips furiously, the tightness the new position gave her pussy making both her and Naruto moan.

Feeling himself coming closer and closer, Naruto reached between them and pinched Hana's clit between his fingers, rolling the engorged bundle of nerves in his fingers gently. Feeling Hana clench around him tight enough to bend metal, Naruto groaned as he felt her start shake and tremor. A wail bubbled up out of Hana's throat as the coil that had been steadily tightening inside of her rapidly unravelled, causing her to flutter around Naruto's cock rapidly. While he wanted nothing more than to just let himself pump Hana full of his cum, Naruto knew that he'd best be careful. “Hana...” he gasped desperately. “I'm gonna cum!”

Hearing the plea in Naruto's voice as her orgasm tapered off, Hana lifted herself off of his cock and let it rest against her pussy for a moment. Grabbing the member now slick with her honey Hana stroked it rapidly for a few moments before it abruptly twitch in her palm and began to shoot out string after string of opalescent white fluid, the sticky seed landing on her abdomen before the strength of his shots waned, leaving a small few dribbles that landed in her trimmed bush.

Feeling an oddly hot but pleasant sensation much like muscle balm to the right of her navel, Hana looked down only for her eyes to widen incredulously as the scar from her appendectomy slowly seemed to fade away leaving healthy unblemished skin in its wake, She let out a small bark of laughter that drew Naruto's attention. “You're a virgins best friend.” she told him with a grin of amusement. “Healing cum that stops it from hurting and heals damage?” She snorted again. “You might want to check to see if you've got a Kekkai Genkai or something.” Rolling off of Naruto she settled beside him before using the duvet to wipe the seed off of her belly.

“Glad you took this instead of asking for money?”

Naruto grinned tiredly at the ceiling. “Very.”

A/N: Hana chapter complete!

Sorry about the huge slow down in updates guys, but I literally only just finished my exams yesterday! Yes I had a Saturday exam. It sucked ass.

The update speed is probably still going to be a little slow because to be frank I really need to chill out. I am exhausted!

I'm thinking that it might be FemHaku next.

Cheers!
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