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High School and Aliens	By : Wolf3391 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5487 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 10
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
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High School and Aliens
Chapter 4: Editors and Friends
I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them or any other series characters that I may use as reference. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pairings:
Naruto/Lala/Harem
Rito/Haruna
So far it seems as though people approve of the last chapter. This makes me very happy.
Kurama: Yo Wolf, have you seen some of the pictures that I managed to sn-mfph
Wolf: Do remember some of the characters that will beat you and me if they find you with those
Risa: Hey, what you got there? Hmm, these aren’t half bad.
Wolf: Risa how did you get in this room.
Risa: Doors mean nothing when I want something and I believe you have been stopping me from groping the others in the last chapters.
Wolf: Ehh… um… Yami-chan, ecchi fox!
Yami: thank you, I’ll deal with it
Kurama: TRAITORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (flies off into the distance after being smack away)
Wolf: Please keep reading my story and hopefully your favourite characters will appear soon, except for Yami-chan, she’s cooking with me until then.
Yami: Can we make some Taiyaki?
XChapter StartX
By the time Naruto had returned home with Lala next to him, Zastin was also arriving home looking amused by the book he was reading. Heading inside and taking off their shoes, Naruto went upstairs to get changed, pushing Lala out of his room after she entered the room as he was about to take off his pants. Once he was in grey pants and a black shirt he went into his garden to give them their water for the day as it had been a little bit warmer. When he was done with that he turned to the opening underneath the door to the house and crouched down, putting his hand in his mouth and giving a small whistle.
It took a few seconds, but soon enough three little foxes with bushy tails came out from under the house in the den and jumped up at Naruto, licking his face with their tiny tongues making him laugh.
"Hey hello to you too, I guess you guys are the kits of whoever is staying in the shelter huh?" Naruto asked the three kits who nodded, understanding him. He had discovered that after a while training with senjutsu that animals seemed to understand him better, or at least empathized with him enough that they could glean understanding via his emotions.
When it came to foxes though, Naruto knew that they fully understood him thanks to Kurama giving him the basics of how foxes think and how they speak from his brief times free in the world. When Naruto put each of the foxes on the floor the door opened and Lala came out to see the little kits.
"Oh, Naruto-kun, are these little foxes? They look so cute~" cooed Lala as she picked up one of the kits and hugged it to her chest, which was clothed in a small green top with the words 'I Am Happy' written on it with a smiley face on the back. Her bottom half was in a pair of grey slacks that seemed to conform to her figure quite nicely.
Kurama, inside of Naruto noticed that the kit was getting something he hoped to experience very soon. 'Only a few hours then booby hugs for little old me. Hehehe, I bet my tongue can make her giggle all sorts when I'm in her arms.' The old fox was not making Naruto feel happy about giving him a body again after hearing his internal thoughts and plans.
'Kurama, I swear if I ever find you doing that, I'm getting a collar and a muzzle to stop you. And if that doesn't work I'll get your body fixed.' Naruto threatened, earning a girlish, fear fill squeak from Kurama.
"You wouldn't dare! No man ever deserves to get fixed. All I have is a healthy appreciation for the female form, you can't punish me for that. You can't take away a man's right to be a man, in that lies madness for all of us if one man can simply get another fixed like that." His protests did not seem to bother Naruto as he always had to pull this card when he gave him a body, although this was the first time it happened to early.
'I can and will if you attempt to perv on an innocent girl like Lala, or any of my friends at school for that matter, which includes Mikado.' His tone was firm and left no room for argument.
"But Naruto," Kurama whined, sounding almost like a dog that had just lost it's bone. "Mikado has the biggest set of the bunch, and she wouldn't mind me snuggling up to her, I know it. And you know it too so you can't block Mikado off from cute little Kurama. I want booby snuggles and she'll give me some, you can't deny that." Naruto wanted to argue that, but he knew Kurama was right, Mikado would just cuddle the small fox like it was a tiny child and let him enjoy the vast heavenly valley of her breasts.
'Fine, you get Mikado and Risa since I'm being nice about it, out you cannot attempt to tease me when you are with either or I swear I'll take you to a grooming salon and make you look like a girl fox and spray you with female pheromones to encourage the male ones.' The threat was harsh, but necessary seeing how Kurama would definitely try to tease Naruto with those two on some level.
"I think my influence is showing again. But I'll agree to those terms, but I can't be held responsible if a girl picks me up and hugs me to their soft mammaries and pets me like the cute fox I'll be. As such I want you to promise not to punish me if I get hugged for looking cute and only when I enter the realm of excessive perviness alright?" Kurama knew Naruto would keep the promise like he always did when you made him promise. In a way, Naruto's inability to break his word was his one true weakness.
'Fine, now let's see if the kids have a grandpa to use.' As Lala continued to hug the tiny fox, who was licking her cheek now, making her giggle as it tickled her neck, he turned to the remaining kits.
"Hey you two, I need to know if you have any male family in their looking really old and maybe near the time. If you do can you bring him here please." The two kits nodded and ran back under the house. While he waited Naruto turned to Lala "I see he likes you, huh, Lala?" he asked the princess who was cradling the fox in the crook of her left arm, and rubbed it's belly, making it purr.
"Uh-huh, I mean he looks so cute!" Lala squealed in a cute, girlish way. She then looked over at the small opening the foxes came out of. "Hey, Naruto-kun, how come you have foxes living under your house?" she asked as her hand continued to rub the fox's belly, much to its content enjoyment.
"I have a shelter built for foxes under the house since urban development can disrupt their habitats. With the shelter, they have a place they can stay that's safer for them and their kits. I tend to leave a little food here every week in case any turn up. In fact, seeing as you have one there, would you like to feed him?" The furious nodding showed Naruto that Lala very much wanted to feed the little fox.
"Yes please, I always liked animals of all sorts. My imouto, Nana is able to understand them better than I ever could, but I still love petting and feeding them." She said as Naruto went into the kitchen and retrieved strips of chicken that he had prepared a couple days ago as he had always done during a week.
Sitting on the ground he gave her a small strip that she slowly fed the fox, which nibbled on the chicken at an even pace since Lala petted his head while he ate. As she fed him, the two kits came back out with a rather rough looking old fox based on how tired it's walking seemed to be. Giving the kits some chicken he picked up the elder fox and set him in his lap, "Hey old timer, I know this is a bit out of the blue but would you be willing to help out a friend of mine?" he whispered to it so Lala wouldn't hear, which made him thankful that she was very much enthralled with her current task.
The fox gave a small nod as Naruto prepared to channel Kurama's spirit "I know you don't have much longer," the fox nodded again, knowing it was close to the end of its life. "So my friend wants to, as it were, use your body. You'd be pass on painlessly while my friend lives in your body. If you don't want to I understand, I know this is a lot to ask someone you just met."
The fox mulled it over before nodded, accepting the proposal seeing that if he could give the nice blonde who left food for them to survive; this would be a nice way to repay him. "Thank you, sir and may Inari bless you." Naruto closed his eyes to concentrate on channelling Kurama's spirit through his hand that were on the foxes head and chest. If one looked carefully you'd see the red energy pass along the surface of his arms before it filtered into the old body restoring a bit of its youth, making the leg muscles repair themselves and making the fur go a bit more of a scarlet colour.
When Naruto felt the process end he called out in his mind ‘Kurama… was it another success?’ he asked his friend.
"Indeed it was. Man it feels good to be alive and out of that seal again. Oh, and you may want to open your eyes," Kurama told him in an amused voice. His blond friend did just that, and gave a small 'eep' of surprise when he saw that Lala's face was less than a few centimetres from his own, so close their noses were practically touching.
"What were you doing? You looked like you were concentrating on something Naruto-kun? Is it anything interesting?" she asked curiously. It had been strange, when she had been feeding the small fox, she had felt an energy that was slightly similar to her father's. After looking around, she had seen that the energy was coming from Naruto, and that the old fox in his hands seemed to get younger as some kind of strange red energy leaked from his hands. She didn't know what it was, but couldn't deny she was curious
"Oh… it's nothing. The fox here was a little weak so I channelled a little energy into him to help him out." Kurama in his new body jumped up to Naruto's shoulder and wrapped his tail round his neck. "Although, he seems to have taken a liking to me, so he might be living with us from now on, I'll call him Kurama. You don't mind that do you?" he questioned Lala who shook her head.
"Of course not, I mean just look at how cute he is." She took Kurama from his shoulder and hugged his face to her chest, Kurama's grin hidden between the two wonderful mounds as he released a mental giggle similar to Jiraiya, Kakashi and Hiruzen had done whenever they were reading or peeping. Naruto could practically imagine the three of them, giggling perversely as they enjoyed their favorite hobbies respectively.
"It's good to be fluffy and adorable; it gets you the best hugs ever." Kurama proclaimed proudly and joyfully now that he was once more in the embrace of a hot young woman. "Hmm, I wonder how many of these hugs I can get tomorrow?"
'Don't even think about starting that game again. I still have to fill out forms to keep you as a pet remember, otherwise animal rights and the law tend to get pushy about things and I don't want people doing background checks on me, thank you very much.' Naruto knew that there was a legal process that needed to be filled out when adopting a fox as a pet, due to them being a rather unusual pet choice.
"Spoilsport!" the fox chuckled at him, and Naruto shook his head, leaving the rest of the chicken for the foxes and heading back inside the house. In the front room Zastin was reading a manga by the looks of things, from the look on his face he was very enthralled with it.
'No, I just don't want you causing scenes by trying to get into their shirts as you are wont to do whenever given a body' Naruto deadpanned. However, his words to Kurama didn't affect the old fox as bijuu was currently busy enjoying his position, nestled into the arms of Lala as she petted his head close to her magnificent chest.
"I'm cute, and the world of hot females knows this at first glance. I merely accept the reward of having to go from Super Awesome Mega Fox, right down to small adorable little kit." Oh how he sometimes missed being his old size and roaming the world all those years ago. He just had to get captured though and stuck inside a woman where he couldn't interact with anything, it sucked… sucked hard. But at least Naruto was his friend and was willing to give him some freedom.
'Shame that ego didn't shrink.' Naruto thought dryly, but without any real malice. 'Well, I better get started on dinner, anything you want to celebrate being among the walking again?' he asked as Kurama nodded his head as Naruto walked inside.
"Yeah, steak please… it's been a while and I want a good taste of beef now that I'm back again. The protein will get my old energies going for when you and I go off to train."

Naruto gave his friend the equivalent of a mental nod, since he knew his friend wouldn't want to just come with him and watch as he trained, but also train himself. Kurama never did like being weak – like a certain blond – so practiced using chakra and being a little like the ninja hounds of the Inuzuka clan. In his previous body he had used, he found he could change to Akamaru's adult size with enough chakra, but that was for extreme situations which was honestly never required, much to his annoyance.
'Sure thing, you take it rare if I remember right?' he asked. Naruto didn't receive any words, but the mental image of a drooling Kurama popped into his head, letting him know that his guess was spot on. Heading into the kitchen Naruto moved to the fridge to get the beef out for dinner. Taking out a pan, Naruto took out some onions and mushrooms as well as sweet potatoes for the side of the meal.
As he peeled the sweet potatoes, Zastin came through the door. "Hey Zastin, I take it your day went well?" the Deviluken knight nodded as he held up a small bag.
"Yes, it was quite productive, Naruto-dono. While your world's technology seems behind that of some of the other planets I have been to, it does have quite a few enjoyable items available." Reaching into his bag he took out a few manga volumes. "I found these books to be very stimulating. Deviluke does not particularly have books like these; the most we get is digital books with images. But the detail these have really brings one's imagination to front." Narut noticed Zastin had a few Shonen Jump manga like Bleach, One Piece and D'Gray-man.
"I'm glad you found something. The process of making those is extensive, from writing the story script, to planning the panels and the drawing of the books to be ready for copying. It can be a stressful process, but the outcome is gratifying for those involved." Zastin seemed to take in the knowledge of making manga with an awe filled look which looked a little similar to Lala's stare when Naruto had done something she deemed amazing. The blond sweat dropped for a moment, before shrugging the look off. It was probably an alien thing.
“You had steak before?” Zastin titled his head in thought looking at the meat at the side of the pan.
"Well, I believe we have something similar to what you are cooking," Zastin said as he looked at the meat within the pan. It looked very similar to a Devilukian dish he had eaten on occasion. "How long do you have to cook it for?"
"Steak can have various ways in which it can be cooked. The simple ways are Rare, where the meat is cooked just a bit, which leaves the steak tender and juicy. Medium, which lets the meat have more time to cook and makes it much drier and tougher, though it's still palatable. And finally, Well done, where the meat will be cooked all the way through and be easily cut when you eat it, most people, however, just consider this a waste of good meat. Do you have any idea what you and Lala would like?" he asked the guard who was intrigued by the dish a little more now.
Zastin had to take a moment to think about the question, before deciding on his answer. "Well… since I haven't tried it before I think I'll try it medium, which seems to be the best for the first try. Lala-sama, I think would be best with well done, since I don't want her inventing her own cutting tools if there's a possibility of her having trouble cutting the meat." Naruto nodded as he applied some oil to the pan with a paper towel.
"Good advice, I guess it's just Kurama and myself who will be getting ours rare then. It shouldn't take too long once I get started. I'll just finish up the side dishes first, before cooking them. You can sit down and read your manga until then, Lala's playing with our new fox friend Kurama. You're not allergic to fur are you, Zastin?" the knight shook his head.
"Not to my knowledge Naruto-dono. But do not be concerned about me. This is your home, and you can take a new pet if you so wish. It will no doubt make Lala-sama happy, since she loves animals as much as her younger sibling Nana-sama." He sighed a moment later, a depressed look coming to his face. "Though I do wish that girl would get nicer and more manageable pets to surround herself with." Oh, the numerous times he'd been chased by Nana's alien pets made him weep mentally and physically at the memories. His job of watching the three sisters was never the easiest of jobs, in fact, it could be seen as more dangerous than protecting the kingdom from invaders.
"I suppose I can sympathize, at least a little bit. I only tend to keep foxes as pets, and I've got to tell you that they can be a handful, especially when some of them act like they're always in heat." Naruto said, putting the sweet potatoes into boiling water.
“I heard that.” Kurama’s voice called inside of Naruto’s head.
"But they make great companions; intelligent, mischievous and fun to have round." Naruto added sincerely looking at his friend as Lala came inside, petting his head.
“That’s right, praise me more, then I have the best birthday ever in the arms of your hot fiancé.” Naruto shook his head hearing him as he prepared the rest of the meal with Zastin reading his manga and Lala playing with Kurama via belly rubs and ear scratching.
"So, Kurama-kun, do you know anything about Naruto-kun's strange power, since he used some on you?" Lala asked the fox holding him by his sides so that his face was facing hers. Kurama just gave her face a small lick, eliciting a soft giggle from the pinkette. "Hehe~ that tickles. I think I'll like having you live with us, it means I have a new friend living with me." She smiled as Peke ran a small scan over the creature in her creator's arms.
'Strange… its muscles have twice as much mass than the animals seen so far on this planet. It could probably lift 4 times its weight if it tried; its brainwaves seem to be far more advanced than the others back there. The energy frequency that it produces matches Naruto-dono's a little as well… I wonder how intelligent it really is. Or the better question would be, what is that power that Naruto-dono uses?' The cosplay robot wondered to herself atop her master's head.
Once Naruto finished with his cooking, he plated up the steaks, although he seemed to have plates one more than needed, something that Lala noticed when her fiancé walked over to the table and set them down. "Ano, Naruto-kun, why did you cook five of those steak things? Aren't there only four of us if you include Kurama-kun?" Naruto's answer was to hold up his fingers counting down from five, when he hit zero the doorbell rang.
"Zastin, could you get that for me?" Naruto asked absently. Said man looked up at the blond, before nodding, and moved to open the door where he found a smiling Mikado offering a small wave.
"Konbawa, I came over to – Oh is that dinner I smell?" she asked, faux surprise littering her voice.
"Your plate is ready Mikado-sensei, it's steak tonight!" Naruto shouted from his spot the kitchen. He had guessed that Mikado, who lived on her own would probably take advantage of his cooking, and thus had been prepared and cooked her meal with the others after deducing that she would arrive sometime that night.
"Ah, that's kind of you, Naruto-kun. What did you cook mine, if I may ask?" she said taking her shoes off and walking into the dining area. She smiled at Lala, before she felt something jump up at her, looking down she found a cute little fox giving her big eyes and did what any female in that situation would do… she squealed like a fan girl.
"Oh, aren't you just adorable." Picking Kurama up, Mikado held him to her chest and began rubbing his belly, much to the wily old fox's content and Naruto amusement/exasperation.
"Midako-sensei, that's my new pet Kurama. Please put him down, otherwise he won't leave you alone and then your guy's dinner will get cold." Naruto said placing the plates down for each mat and on the floor.
“Sorry, I tend to just love cute little things like this. Must be the whiskers.” She winked at Naruto, who rolled his eyes at her flirting attempt.
"Of course it is. You can play with the little scamp after we finish dinner." She nodded putting Kurama down, who whined at the loss of boobs and dragged his feet over to his dinner.
'Act your age.' Naruto said mentally seeing the childish act by the fox.
“Three words… They. Are. G-Cup” Kurama said as if he’d been dumped by a girl.
XBreakX
After dinner the group conjoined to the living room, Lala having discovered one of the programs 'Magical Girl Kyouko' much to her liking. Naruto had watched it once, but didn't really care for it due to the amount of fan service it had. Lala seemed to enjoy it though, while Zastin was continuing his reading and Mikado having Kurama in her lap, petting his belly while she watched the television as well.
It was as Naruto wrote down some of his assignments that sitting on the table by his left rang. Looking up, he stared at the phone for a moment, before lifting it off the receiver and pressing it to his ear. "Uzumaki residence, how can I help you?" he asked over the phone, keeping his voice down for Lala and Zastin.
"Ahh, Naruto, I hate to ask this on a school night, but can you come and help out at the office? Some of my deadlines have managed to get on top of me and I need some extra help with a few of the pages. I would ask Rito, but he's not as fast as you at drawing." On the phone asking for Naruto's help was Rito's father, Saibai Yuuki. Saibai was a professional mangaka who had gotten Naruto to help him with some of his deadlines before, when Rito had dragged him to the man's office once.
After that he always got called to help out if Saibai literally couldn't handle the workload in the night with the staff he had. "You know, this wouldn't happen if you just worked at the same pace you do when you're in a pinch, Saibai. Honestly, you goof off so much that you end up needing to pull of an all-nighter when it catches up to you." Naruto berated across the line as he heard the man sniffle.
"Oh come on, Naruto. If I don't finish this before my deadline, I could get fired. And if I get fired, Mikan-chan will get upset, and if she gets upset I'm blaming you since she won't cook for me. So you don't have a choice, so get here quick." The phone then went dead on Naruto, whose eye was twitching in annoyance.
"That son of a – urgh, he always uses that damn threat on me." A growl nearly escaped his lips, but Naruto held it in and instead sighed. "Lala, Zastin, Mikado-sensei, I have to go out and run an errand for a friend, I'll be back in a couple hours." Naruto said getting to his feet, but Lala looked away from the television and followed Naruto into the hall where put on his shoes.
“Where you going Naruto-kun?” Lala asked as he looked back to her curious expression.
"Rito's dad called me, he wants me to help out at his office since he has a deadline coming up, probably tomorrow or more likely tonight." Naruto slipped both his shoes on, before moving back into the main room. "Zastin, Mikado-sensei, can I ask you and Lala to look after Kurama while I'm out?" he asked. The two looked up from what they were doing to give him a nod.
"It shall be done. I wouldn't mind looking after the new house member at all." Zastin replied, looking at the content fox in Mikado's lap, his view of her heavenly valley unobstructed from his position lay on his back. Yes, it was a good time to be a fox.
"I'd be more than happy to look after him while you're out. But what about Lala-chan, is she going with you?" asked Mikado, pointing to the girl who had also put on her shoes.
Naruto turned around and blinked when he saw Lala standing behind him, her shoes on her feet. "Eh? Lala, why do you have your shoes one?" he questioned, which resulted in her giving him a radiant smile.
“I wanna see what Rito’s papa does, but also how you work.” Naruto shook his head.
"It'll be really boring," Naruto warned. "There's really not much to my work. Why don't you just stay here with Mikado-sensei, Zastin and Kurama?" he suggested, however, Lala merely shook her head at him.
"No, I wanna come and spend some more time with you. I barely spent any time at all with you today so I'm coming." She gave a decisive nod, as if to confirm that she was going and there was nothing anyone else could do about it.
"It may be best if you just accept it," Peke stated. "Whenever Lala-Sama gets like this, there is nothing that can stop her from doing what she wants." Naruto looked at Peke, or at least, the swirly eyes of Peke, before pinching the bridge of his nose and letting out a sigh.
"Great, another stubborn princess." He muttered to himself, his eye gained a slight twitch as he heard Kurama chuckling in his head. "Fine, you can come, but climb on my back so I can get us there quicker." Naruto crouched and immediately felt Lala jump onto his back and wrap her legs round his waist and her arms around his neck.
"Yeah~ off we go then Naruto-kun." She said, squeezing her thighs together and tightening her hold around his neck. This had the effect of making Naruto shudder as he felt Lala's assets squishing themselves against his back.
"R-Right." He almost stuttered, which Mikado and Kurama took note of as they heard the door close. The sound of a giggling Lala could be heard fading into the wind as Naruto carried her off into the evening.
"Oh my, I don't think I've ever heard him sound quite so flustered. He doesn't make that type of response with words, but he will if a woman rubs themselves against his body. Hmm… the question is, how can I go about accomplishing this without making it too obvious?" she wondered to herself petting Kurama in thought.
Zastin looked at the brown-haired beauty and shuddered when she went into a fit of feminine giggles. 'There is something off about this woman,' he thought to himself. 'Naruto-dono, pray that you can find some way to survive whatever it is she has planned for you.'
XBreakX
With Naruto's speed it didn't take long to reach the apartment Saibai used for his office. Letting Lala off his back Naruto pressed the doorbell. The man must have been waiting right outside the door, because as soon as Naruto and pressed the door bell, the door was slammed over with a loud 'bang!' and a man with messy brown hair that was held out of his face by a red headband, tanned skin and a five o'clock shadow stood in the doorway. He was wearing a long sleeve blue shirt, and brown slacks. His eyes currently had bags under them, as if he had not been sleeping for weeks.
This man, was Saibai Yuuki, Rito's dad and mangaka artist.
"Good you're here Naruto. We don't have time come on in!" Saibai shouted as he stared at the blond-haired shinobi, only to stop and blink several times when he noticed that his favorite go-to worker was not alone.
"Hello Saibai-san!" Lala waved at the man, whose expression went from serious bordering on maniacal to confused. "You're Rito's papa, aren't you? You don't look like him though." Lala muttered seeing the dark haired adult at the door.
“Um Naruto…who is this?” Saibai gave Lala a once over with his eyes as if inspecting her.
Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he wondered just how much he should tell this man. The last thing he needed was for Saibai to start acting like an idiot. However, he couldn't really think of anything, and it wasn't in his nature to lie. So Naruto did what he always did in situations like this; wing it and hope for the best. "This is Lala… my fiancé."
Saibai's mind froze at the words. He blinked, looked at Naruto, then his eyes flickered over to Lala and he blinked again. This process was repeated several times, before his brain seemed to process what it had been told. He then took out his phone and dialed a number, which began ringing as he pressed it against his ear. “Hello Ringo-chan… I know it’s early where you are but I just heard something very interesting. You know little Naruto… turns out he’s…” before he could say anymore the man was tackled to the floor by Naruto.
"Oh no you don't! You're not getting her involved. The last thing I need is for her to come over here so she can meet Lala. I have far too many people butting into my life right now, and I don't need another one." Naruto said trying to grab the phone from Saibai's hand.
"But Naruto," Saibai whined as he struggled to keep the phone from the blond. "She has a right to know that her son's good friend is getting married to such a cute girl. Where did you find her anyways, and how did Mikan-chan take the news?" There brawl soon began drawing the attention of not only Lala, but also the people who worked for Saibai.
"Like an adult, which unfortunately I doubt she learned from you. Your wife can learn next time she visits, but until then you keep your mouth shut. I can and will make your life hell if I learn you told her." Naruto managed to grab the phone and put it to his ear. Saibai tried to stop him but Naruto shoved a hand in his face to keep him from doing anything. "Hi Ringo… no it's nothing, your husband just got overexcited that I got a new pet fox… Yes, he's called Kurama, he's a little scamp I can already tell. Okay speak to you when you next visit, bye." Snapping the phone shut he passed it to one of Saibai's assistant.
"Now, I'm going to let you up. Can you please, at least pretend to be an adult, so we can finally get started on our work? That is the whole reason you called me here, after all." Naruto said, his arms crossed as he looked down at the man currently giving him a childish pout.
"Fine… but you better work hard tonight or I'm going to tell her." Saibai got to his feet as Naruto got off him and the group quickly got back to their desks to continue working.
"If you even think of telling your wife, I'll tell Mikan-chan what you did. She won't like you spilling my secrets to your wife." The man's shoulder shrugged, before looking up at the clock, where he promptly forgot all about his conversation with Naruto as he realized how much time he had wasted.
"Aw crap! Alright, I won't tell Ringo-chan, but you'd better get to work. I've already prepped your desk for you, and your playlist has been set the way you like it." Rushing back inside, Naruto and Lala followed taking off their shoes.
"Ne, Naruto-kun, what was all that about?" asked Lala as she looked over at her fiance. It had been rather amusing, to her at least, to watch the man she planned on marrying tackling the older man to the ground.
"His wife tends to get a bit... carried away whenever she hears something that she considers big news. And learning that I'm engaged to be married would fall into that category. Trust me on this, the moment she learns of our engagement it will bring nothing but trouble. Not that I'm ashamed of marrying you or anything, but I'd at least prefer it if she only found out when she comes to visit Rito and Mikan-chan." Naruto stated as he and Lala walked into the office where the three assistants were drawing at their fastest pace to make up for the time they wasted watching Naruto have his scuffle with Saibai, who himself was drawing at what the blond would consider Ninja speed, his pen a mere blur of movement.
"Oh, okay then!" Lala replied in a cheerful voice. "I'm not really sure what you're talking about, but I'll trust your judgement." Naruto blinked, looking into her emerald eyes seeing only honesty in them.
"Umm… Thanks Lala, that… that means a lot to me." Despite his words, Naruto sounded very unsure of himself. After all, it wasn't like he'd had anyone who told him they trusted him for quite a while. Sure, some of his friends might, but it was different when it came from the girl who wanted to marry him.
Shaking his head, the blond did his utmost to get back on track. "Anyways, Saibai is a bit of a slob so the place is pretty dirty, but have a look around if you want. I'll be working in the corner over there with earphones."
"Earphones?" Lala tilted her head, her face scrunching up in a look of contemplation that would cause any hot blooded male to die of moė via massive bloodloss.
Naruto did his best to ignore the look as he tried to explain what earphones were. "Earphone are a small device with a miniature speaker that you put in your ear. I work better and faster listening to music, come see in a minute and you'll see what I mean." With that said, Naruto walked over to his desk and put on his head phones, quickly pulling out his music player and hooking it up. Selecting the song he'd chosen for tonight that he'd picked during the trip from home. As the sound began vibrating in his ears Naruto's pen wielding hand seemed to work as if it had a mind of its own.
Lala wandered over to the source books and picked one at random. Reading through the one in her hands, it showed pictures and descriptions of what she believed to be fictional beasts from Earth Mythology. Peke also saw what her creator did and had to comment on it. "Humans seem to have interesting imaginations. The detail in this book are impressive, are you able to fully understand it, Lala-sama?"
Lala gave a small nod of her head. "Yeah, it didn't take too long to learn everything. After all, if I'm going to be Naruto-kun's bride, I need to be able to read and write in this planets language." Lala continued to flip through the book with interest.
"Yes, that will certainly be helpful in your new school as well. I have no doubt you'll be ranked number one with your superior intelligence, Lala-sama." Lala gave a small smile to her creation.
"Thanks Peke, but I get the feeling I'll be up against Naruto for that position, and I know he's no slouch at his work. Just looking at him now shows me how dedicated he can be to his work." Looking at his desk, Naruto already had several pages done in his 'done' box.
As Lala continued to watch her fiancé draw – she had a bit of trouble following his hand because it moved so damn fast – a young boy came over and picked up the work that Naruto had finished. "Naruto-senpai's pace will always beat Saibai-san's when he comes over." Said the intern of the office as he spotted Lala and gave a wave. "So you're Naruto-senpai's fiancé then?" he asked.
Hearing someone calling her Naruto's fiance brought a bright smile to her face. She absently put the book she had been looking at back where it belonged, and turned to face the intern. "Yep! We got engaged a couple days ago with my parents consenting to the proposal."
"Ehhh, that's surprising. Naruto-senpai has never shown much interest in dating, for him to be married so suddenly is shocking. Just out of curiosity, how long have you been with him?" the intern asked before adding. "I'm Mikiya by the way, Mikaya Souren. I'm the intern at the office with the job of making coffee and binding the manga together when it gets drawn." The dark-haired, bespectacled teen said with a small smile.
"I'm Lala Deviluke and I've only been with Naruto a couple days. The marriage was arranged by his parents. And what do you mean he's never shown much interest in dating? I mean, he's so kind, and handsome, and talented, and popular too?" She looked over at Naruto as he worked, genuinely surprised to hear that Naruto didn't seem interested in dating. He was such a great person, she was sure that he'd had loads of girlfriends in his life. But then, he was a private person so maybe he was just waiting for the right girl to come along?
Her question earned a laugh from Mikiya. "I know, but Naruto-senpai tends to be a little odd. When we first met him he was really friendly and we all got to know him easily enough, but outside of work we never really learned about his life or that he didn't really have much of one. The best we got is what Rito-kun tells his father. Just look at him now, completely into his work. It usually takes years of practice like with Saibai-senpai, but Naruto's only about 17 and has the dedication the skills of someone twice his age. All of that gives off the aura that he's far older than he looks, and that's why I find it a little strange that he's engaged to you. Of course, it is an arranged marriage, so I guess it's not too surprising." Mikiya collected the backgrounds from the others and gave them to Saibai to begin the detail.
Lala just stared at the back of Naruto for a couple minutes and watched as his hand moved over the paper as if he was a painter creating a masterpiece, none of his movements seemed wasted in his work. 'He really is talented, isn't he? Both strong and talented, everything Papa has wanted as an heir, but that's not all there is to him. Kurama-kun's aura matches his, maybe I should contact Momo and see if she can grill him for answers.' Lala wondered to herself seeing how Peke had informed her quietly about the energy signature emanating from Kurama and how it matched Naruto. She went back to the reference books to see what else she could learn about the earth and its stories. She spotted one of them with the title 'Tales of the Rikudo Sennin' which intrigued her as it seemed to be a number of stories inside it and with a number of volumes.
After a while a voice called out, "Saibai-senpai… I think we're close to finishing." Said one of the assistants, to which Saibai looked at the three piles at his side, which were the three different mangas that he was working on.
"Oh, so we are." Saibai muttered, surprised at how quick it was all done. Rubbing the back of his head and looking over to Naruto who let out a breath and took off his headphones. "Guess having his new fiancé here made Naruto want to get finished more quickly, which is good for us. I only wish I had my sexy Ringo-chan here when I'm at work, I bet I'd be done so fast I'd have time to wine and dine her that night." The man gave a small laugh with the blush on his face.
"You'd get too distracted by your wife, hell you'd get distracted if Mikan-chan was here." Naruto leaned back on his chair and stretched his arms over his head, letting out a loud yawn as he did so. While he wouldn't deny he enjoyed working, he was glad that they had finished. "I'm just glad it's over for tonight, last thing I need with assignments is you calling me in again."
"If you hadn't shown me how good you were at drawing and illustrations when we were introduced, I wouldn't have to. Plus, Ringo-chan and Mikan-chan convinced you to help me out since they say I have no idea how to manage my time." Saibai let out a loud laugh, he would never admit it, even to himself, that Mikan and Ringo were both right.
“They’re right!” was the cry of all the males in the office as Saibai kept on laughing, apparently ignoring the unified cry of his friends.
“Naruto-kun, are we done here? I’m a little tired now, can we go home?” Lala said with a small yawn coming from her mouth and rubbing her eye a little, making for a very adorable action.
"Yeah sure, I did warn you that this would be pretty boring. Sorry about that, I guess I should have been more adamant about you staying at home, but since you said you wanted to spend time with me, I didn't think it would be right to deny you." Naruto said. He stood up from his seat and walked over to his pink-haired bride-to-be as she seemed to wobble on her feet. 'She's probably been sat around reading since I started working trying to stay awake, poor girl, she's no doubt exhausted.'
"That's al~right," Lala's words were interrupted as she covered her mouth with her hand as she let out a yawn. "I found a few nice books to read. Do you think they'll mind if I borrow this one?" she held up the book and Naruto looked at the title. He hid his surprise at seeing the story she had found, the one that was about his past. He had written it a couple hundred years ago, when he had felt that people should know about their history, even if they all just thought of it as a child's tale.
"I don't think they'll mind, you can borrow that one, but I have the others at home Lala. Come on, I'll carry you home, you look ready to fall asleep at any second." Naruto gave a small chuckle as he went over and took the book from her, before crouching down and letting Lala climb on his back again. "Upsie daisy," Naruto stood back up as Lala seemed to snuggle into his back, fast taking her trip to dreamland. "Saibai, I'm heading home. Make sure to manage your time better next time, or at least have the courtesy not to call me on a school night."
"Don't worry, I won't!" Saibai replied with almost an immediate response from the rest of the staff.
"We apologize for when he does." Not that the man they were talking about was listening, busy as he was looking over the work they had all done tonight. That, or he was just studiously ignoring them, no one had ever found out which.
"Thanks guys, see you when he next calls me. Keep up the good work, my new housemate might end up reading some of your efforts." Naruto waved to the others as he carried Lala out of the office and out into the Tokyo night. "Peke?" he whispered to the robot.
"Yes, what is it, Naruto-dono?" the robot replied, thankfully keeping her voice down so as not to wake Lala.
“Did Lala read anything else outside of the book she borrowed?” he questioned hoping that Lala hadn’t been too bored.
"Lala-sama managed to find a fair few interesting tales from the books used for referencing material. She seemed to be entertained by the mythologies and fantasies detailed in the few books that she read. I think she was impressed by your illustration ability, the last book she found seemed to stimulate her a fair amount, and I believe she is looking forward to reading the others. If you're tired as well I can offer some assistance if need be."
"Nah, it's fine; I can manage Lala. I've read the books though; I think I was named after one of the characters. But that could just be a theory over them; I have no way of knowing." Naruto said as he took to the roofs. Normally he would be much more careful, but since it was so late there was no one awake to see him.
"A reasonable hypothesis, it's interesting to see how your thought process, Naruto-dono. Your intellect seems to be a lot more advanced than the other males I've managed to observe. How is it you appear to be so much more intelligent than the other humans on this planet?" Naruto nearly let out a small scoff at the truth of his advanced intellect. After all, two millennium of living was bound to make even the most idiotic of people smart. You simply can't survive as an immortal being and stay under the radar by being an idiot.
"I'm merely a quick study Peke, nothing more. I'll admit that I have a unique ability that allows me to learn at a faster rate then others." Yeah, like making a thousand clones and have them study instead of himself. Ah, good old kage bunshin no jutsu. "However, most of my... intelligence, as you call, is due to how hard I work." He had already been considered a dead last once, there was no way in the seven hells of Makai that he would ever allow himself to go by that title again.
When they got home, it was to find Mikado sprawled out on his couch, snoozing away with one leg one the furniture and the other having fallen off at some point. Laying on top of her was Kurama, his face using her magnificent chest as a pillow, a large, perverted grin on his face.
Shaking his head, Naruto covered her with a blanket, before taking Lala upstairs to her room and depositing her in her bed, and asking that Peke undress her once he left the room. After that, he went to his room and fell on his bed, falling asleep before his head hit the pillow.
XBreakX
On a cliff overlooking a large village, a youthful blond sat atop with a bottle of sake and a saucer to drink it from. As he stared out at the village, watching as people moved along the streets, friends met and spoke, girls window shopped and children played, his mind wandered. He wished so fervently that he could go down there, mingle with the people, see his friends, spend time with his loved ones like he used to do. Only, he wasn't quite sure if he could stand seeing them now.

As his mind was lost in thought, a voice spoke up behind him.

"I see you came back this year, Naruto-kun."

He had known she would be there, out of all the people in the village she was one of the few who could just tell when he was there. The blond turned around to see a rather old woman in a lilac kimono, her grey hair hanging down her back and moon-like eyes looking at him with joy. The lines that surrounded her eyes and mouth came from all of the smiling and laughing she did. Even though she had aged, Naruto still considered her beautiful.
"I felt like visiting, since I've been away for so long," he stated, patting the space next to him. "Care to join me, Hyuga-sama?" The woman giggled at his words, and moved over to kneel down next to him.
"You know, I don't like being called that, Naruto-kun, just call me by my first name as you did all those years ago." The old woman reached and caressed his cheek with her aged and wrinkled hand. "You still haven't aged a day; you look just as you did fifty years ago." Her tone seemed to be sad, despite the small smile on her face.
A sigh escaped his lips. "I wish I could age like the rest of you. It's why I can't stay here anymore, it hurts to see everything pass me by, be it the people I knew becoming old, children growing up from little sprouts into adults. I'm already over a hundred years old and in all that time I haven't aged a day, Hitomi. So many people have wished for what I have, and yet, none of them could ever truly realize what it means to live forever." Naruto spoke to the daughter of his old friend, Hanabi.
Hanabi had become the heir but united the Hyuga clan as her sister, Hinata, had always wanted. When the truth of his immortality came to light, Naruto said he wouldn't be able to marry anyone, something that had hurt Hinata. She had refused to marry and gave up her rightful place as heir to her sister so she could spend her remaining days with Naruto.
Naruto, who couldn't bring himself to turn the girl who loved him away, had stayed with her, giving her all the years she had, but never taking her hand or giving her children. She had been eighty when she passed on with a smile, leaving Naruto but a few words, before she closed her eyes. He could never really remember what those words were after a while. Hanabi had married into the Inuzuka clan, Kiba's cousin and had borne several children and had kept in contact with Naruto who had traveled the lands with Hinata, often stopping by for her son's and daughter's birthdays. The one who liked him most was her youngest, Hitomi
After her sisters passing, Naruto's return trips to Konoha became few and far between. Even now, at the age ninety-two, Hitomi could still see the old goofy Naruto, despite her vision being a little fuzzy. However, even though he looked the same, her Hyuga training could see as clear as day how lonely he was. Sure, he had been close and intimate with her sister but it didn't matter now as he was alone again. It seemed Fate was cruel to Naruto in that he was born into loneliness and had strived to earn the respect of his village and gain a family, only for him to have to sacrifice that dream when he had saved the world from Tobi.
"Naruto-kun, don't lose hope. Maybe one day you'll find yourself in a situation where kami gives you a true chance at happiness. While I miss my Okaa-sama, Otou-sama and all of the others from back then, I know that I'll join them soon, but I also know that we will always be waiting to welcome you there. We all loved you Naruto-kun, Hinata-obaa-sama loved you with all her heart and I know she would not want you to lose hope. She'd want you to keep your word and never give up in the pursuit of your happiness. Can you promise me that?" she held up her hand, albeit shakily and held out her pinky finger.
"Hehe, well I never did go back on my word." He linked his own finger with hers "I promise to hold hope in my heart that one day, I'll find someone to truly share my life with." She smiled hearing him as she felt her arm feel weak as did her eyes.
“Oh, seems I’m feeling a little tired and I haven’t even drunk anything yet.” She said in surprise, her voice sounding tired.
"Just go to sleep, I'll be here when you wake up, Hitomi-chan. I'm sure your daughters would like to see me when I come over tonight. Just close your eyes and relax." The woman smiled as she took one last look at the smiling face of Naruto who seemed to be crying for some reason. "Sweet dreams, Ojou-chan." He said as he had when he had babysat her all those years ago.
Hitomi never woke up from her sleep.
XBreakX
As day broke, Naruto he let out a small yawn as he lay on his back, a soft pillow at the back of his head and comfy quilt. His hand moved on reflex to shut down the alarm before it began blaring out that annoying ring. After opening one eye, he craned his neck to look at the clock and saw that it read 5:53 am, giving him a little over an hour to get up and get ready for the day.
'Ugh, I hate working nights like that.' He let his hand down and moved it back under the covers where it touched some sort of wire. He blinked. 'What? Did I plug in my phone and not put it on the side.' Looking to his desk he spotted said phone connected to its charger. 'Okay… if it's not my phone, what is this wire?' he gave the wire a squeeze and he felt it wiggle in his fingers.
'Whatever this is, it's alive… might be one of the cats I see around town. It's not Kurama, because there is no way in hell would he ever leave Mikado's cleavage willingly. So what is this?' lifting the covers he saw that he was holding a tail that was thin and black, with a spade like end to it. It only took him a second to realize what it was, and when he did the blond nearly groaned. 'Ah crap, she's a sleepwalker and I forgot to lock the door last night. Feels odd though.' Naruto thought to himself, as saw found that Lala was in his bed once more. Little did he know that she had woken up last night after he had put her to bed and used her sliding door to come into his room, seeking his warmth.
Letting go of her tail, Naruto slowly and carefully wormed his way out of bed and let the princess remain asleep, seeing as she wasn't used to waking up so early in the morning like he was, and could be left alone for another hour. He brushed a bang out of her hair as she mumbled "Naruto-kun~" which made Naruto grow a little smile, before turning to a frown.
"Better get breakfast started and see if Mikado-sensei is still here." He said quietly moving the covers back over Lala, before collecting some clothes and moving towards the bathroom for a quick shower. Once done he headed downstairs, looking into the front room it seemed that Mikado had not left for work yet. He indulged himself in a small chuckle as he went to the kitchen and began making breakfast for the house's occupants as well as putting on a pot of coffee.
It didn't take long for the whiff of caffeine to filter into the front room and make Mikado stir from her sleep with a moan. Within seconds she was walking into the kitchen looking surprisingly fresh. Then again, his furniture was some of the most comfortable that money could buy. "Morning Mikado-sensei, want a cup?" he asked as he filled a cup of coffee.
"Thanks, don't mind if I do." She accepted the cup with a smile as he drank from his own cup. "How was the errand you ran last night?" she asked. Mikado would admit to being curious about what he had done since very little was actually known about the blond outside of school.
"Ah, it went fine, I was just called in to help Rito's dad finish his manga before he met the deadline. I do feel a little guilty, seeing as Lala wanted to spend time with me and I was stuck working. How was Kurama by the way, any problems?" he wanted to know if his friend had been his usual perverted self with the beautiful doctor in the house.
"Hmm… your little fox was behaved well enough, though he is a little odd. I think he wanted my body heat, since he made sure to stay snuggled with me. His tongue tickled me a bit, though, since he kept licking my chest, right about here." In the hopes of catching the blond off guard, she lifted up her shirt, exposing a decent bit of her breast as she pointed to the underside of the two mounds.
Sadly – for her – Naruto just adopted a deadpanned expression. 'I knew this would happen,' he really wasn't all that surprised, given his friends propensity for perving. Shaking his head, he asked, "It didn't bother you, did it?"
Mikado shook her head. "Not really, I'm a a little bit sensitive there, so it did tickle, but it wasn't like it hurt or anything." She was a bit disappointed that he didn't seem to even notice her actions, but that just meant she would have to try harder. Deciding to do something else, she smoothly changed the subject. "Would it be rude of me to ask if I can stay for breakfast, Naruto-kun?" she said giving him big eyes and pushing her chest up through her shirt.
"I guess," Naruto said, looking away from the woman to use a combination of doe eyes and seductively pushing out her chest – which he noticed did not have a bra covering it. "Just make sure you don't make this into a habit. I seem to recall that your home is pretty big, so you don't have a reason to stay here. Anyways, so can I ask you to wake up the other two. They should both be upstairs, Lala's in my room and Zastin will be in his, third on the right."
Mikado perked up at hearing that Lala had slept in his room, and put on a sultry smile. "Oh, so you took your fiancé to bed with you, how daring." she spotted Naruto's eye twitch and felt a small bit of pride getting that reaction. It was always such a challenge to make him react to anything with something other than his normally blaze attitude.
"I did not take her to bed. I put her in her own bed, but she somehow managed to sneak into mine at some point during the night. She's done it the past couple nights as well. Last night I forgot to lock my door so nothing stopped her getting in." Mikado tilted her head and put her free hand on her chin as she took a drink from her cup.
"How come you lock your door? I mean, you are engaged, so you should be allowed to enjoy the privileges of being with the girl..." she trailed off, eyes widening as she saw a look she had never seen come to Naruto's eyes.
"I'm not going to take advantage of Lala when this entire engagement may not even work out," Naruto said with a small scowl. "Aside from the fact that I'm not particularly sure our relationship will even work, the facts remain that Lala might decide she doesn't want to be with me. And I am not going to take advantage of a girl when there is a good chance that our relationship won't work." Naruto returned his attention to cooking breakfast as Mikado left the room and moved to the hall to wake the other two.
'Those eyes again…' Mikado frowned as she climbed up the stairs, her feet making nary a sound on the soft carpet. 'I don't think I've ever seen eyes that expressed such loneliness before, no body, especially someone so young, should have eyes like that. I may need to call in a favour or two to find out more about you, Naruto-kun.' Mikado thought climbing the stairs to fetch her fellow aliens. She wondered what Naruto was hiding from everyone, he was so secretive. Whatever he was hiding, it would take a lot of effort to find out.
XBreakX
Breakfast went by swiftly, with Mikado leaving a little earlier so she could get to school before the students arrived, though not before she had tried her hand at making Naruto blush. It hadn't worked, and the beautiful nurse had left them with a pout.
After they had finished their own breakfast and got ready, Naruto and Lala said their goodbyes to Zastin, and left the house. The two of them walked along the side walk, Lala clinging to Naruto's arm, while Kurama walked along the wall next to the pair. He was wearing a dark red collar that was several shades darker than his fur. It was one he had worn many times whenever he gained a body to use, the collar having been bought nearly two centuries ago.
Rito had caught up with them closer to school, judging by his disheveled look, the slight bags under his eyes and the way he kept yawning, the orange-haired teen had overslept and been rushed out of his house by Mikan again. When they got to school, Kurama seemed to run off on his own, probably to fully explore the school on his own, before joining with them again. Naruto had no doubt that the pervert was going to use his short height to look up as many skirts as possible, and use his 'I'm a cute fox kit' routine to get his face smashed into as many feminine assets as possible.
"NA-RU-TO!" came the early morning sound of Saruyama running to his friend and his friend's sexy fiancé, right before Naruto placed him in a headlock and pressed his face against the floor.
"Morning Saru, you alright down there?" Naruto asked in a bored voice, his eyes staring at the pervert with a disinterested gaze.
"Owwwwww…" Saruyama moan out, which was partially muffled by the floor.
"Ah, good your fine." There were a few chuckles around him as Saruyama pulled himself up from the floor once Naruto stood back up. "Now come on we better get to class." Saruyama just glared slightly at the back of Naruto's head. One day, he would get the upper hand and then all the beautiful women would realize what a stud he was, and would just fall into his lap.
He could picture it all now; Naruto would try and do what he always did, then he would drop kick the blond Chuck Norris style. After that, women would swoon over his manliness as he laughed down at Naruto as he blond lay on the ground, moaning in pain.
Had anyone known of Saruyama's thoughts at the time, they would have looked at the boy in pity. Everyone knew that it was impossible to get one up over the blond, and to even try was akin to smacking the sleeping dragon with tree. A sleeping dragon that had a penchant for Guerrilla warfare pranks.

Saruyama sadly was the first to learn this – even if the lesson had yet to truly sink in – and was forever seen as the prime example of how not to approach Naruto.
After that little altercation, the group made it to class and began the morning with history, or as Naruto preferred to call it, nap time. After all, why the hell should he listen to some boring old man talk about history, when he himself had lived through it? And so, he slept through the class with his eyes open, a skill he had gained after going to school for several thousand years. Only Risa knew about this particular ability, and had asked Naruto to teach it to her, even though she seemed to spend more time staring at his face then anything else while in class.
Classes progressed quickly enough, with Japanese coming and going. By the time lunch had come around, Naruto was well rested. A good thing too, as he remembered that Rin and her friends were coming to hang out in their class. He checked his supply of eraser bits before pulling out his, Lala's and Risa lunches, which had caused a small scene as Risa tried to thank him for making lunch by pressing her breasts into his back.
Of course, a quick and sealless replacement had switched him out with Rito, who was both confused and embarrassed to feel a set of nicely formed boobs pressing against him. This, of course, had caused another scene as Risa tried to figure out how Naruto had replaced himself with Rito, and Haruna had nearly fainted when she saw her boyfriend in the arms of her perverted friend. Naruto had just ignored the rest of the scene as he ate with Lala, who was looking at him in confusion.
It wasn't long after that, that Saki, Rin and Aya came into the room. Of course, this did not go unnoticed by the others in class, particularly the male population.
“Hey look at the new girls.”
“Wow that blonde girl looks like royalty.
“I like the look on the serious girl there; I’d love to be a sub for her.
“Check out the cute girls with the glasses, so MOE!”
“And they’re all babes, and I’ve never seen any of them.
“Yeah and Uzumaki can’t take them for himself if we get to them first.”
"Naruto-kun, we've arrived to grace you and your class with my beautiful company for lunch." Saki said as all male eyes turned to Naruto, while the girls turned to glare at Saki and her friends, leading to Aya shifting herself behind the two she had come with for protection.
"UZU-MA-KI!" Came the angry yell from every male in class. They just didn't understand it. How had he managed to already sink his claws into these girls when they hadn't seen him spend any time with them?
"Um… okay, take a seat." Naruto completely ignored the males, only subtly releasing his intent on them to make sure they didn't do anything rash, like try to confront him. "These are my classmates Haruna, her new boyfriend Rito, the drooling boy there is Saru, and feel free to refer to him as monkey, lastly the two girls with dangerous gleaming eyes are Mio-chan and Risa-chan who will lose that lunch if they try anything."
Said girls looked between both the girls and the bento, seemingly debating with themselves about what they should choose. On the one hand, these newcomers were hot, and they needed to see how their breasts compared with everyone else's. On the other hand, Naruto made the best bento they'd ever had, and they didn't want to lose that. Soon enough, the two slumped in their seats, crying anime tears as they decided that it would be a better idea to choose the bento.
Damn that Naruto for making such good food!
"Uzumaki-kun, for some reason I feel like thanking you right now?" Aya said as she sat down on one of the chairs right next to Saki.
"You're welcome," Naruto said. He decided it would be better not to elaborate on just how terrible a fate he had saved them from. Some things were better left unsaid. "So," he changed the subject, "why don't you two tell me a bit about yourselves? I only know a little about either of you thanks to Rin-chan, and I'm curious to know what her close friends are like." Naruto said opening his bento and digging in.
"Of course, I would be all too happy to instruct you in the likes, interests and overall facts about myself and my friend Aya. What would you like to know first?" asked Saki, leaning her right hand on her chin; resting her left arm on the desk she sat by.
"Why don't we start with likes? You know, what you like to do during your free time, any interesting hobbies you may have. Stuff like that. I already know that Rin-chan likes to train in kendo, her friends and people with skills who don't showboat, but I know nothing about you two."
"Well, I have quite a few interests that some of you might not have had the chance to try yet. I rather enjoy equestrian riding, be it show-casing or racing; I also have a fondness for fencing and have spared once or twice against Rin's style of combat. Speaking of, she tells me that you have been helping her practice, so I was wondering if it would be alright to test my skills against you at some point." Saki said in with a fair bit of pride in her voice and jerking her head up so her nose stuck in the air for a moment.
"My life has become a little hectic as of late, so it might be a while before you can test your metal against mine. But if you can wait for the weekend and you're free I'll be happy to oblige Saki-chan." She nodded at his reply, her thoughts already wondering about the best way to learn about the man that Rin held in such high regard. Maybe she could find out where he lived...
Not knowing of Saki's thoughts, Naruto turned to the other unknown of the group.
"What about you Aya-chan, where do your interests lie?"
"Um, well, I enjoy hanging out with Saki-sama and Rin-san. I'm not very active, I prefer reading then doing something that requires physical work. However, I do know how to handle all kinds of heavy equipment, such as cranes and other machines used in large scale demolition." She muttered a little nervous under the gaze of those beautiful blue eyes that Rin had downplayed in her conversations about him.
"So you like books? I've read quite a number of tomes, and have a decent collection of rare books at my home. If you want, perhaps I could bring some over for you and we could read them? It would be nice if I actually had someone to talk to who enjoyed reading as much as I do. These two mainly read comics or gardening books." Rito blushed slightly as he did have a subscription to 'Horticulturist Monthly' although Haruna smiling at him seemed to lessen the embarrassment as he remembered that she enjoyed plants as well. "And the duo over there are more into trashy smut novels, which they shouldn't be able to buy." He hooked a thumb over at the grinning Risa and Mio, thinking, 'Please never let them find out my connection to Icha Icha Paradise or they will tie me to a bed and ravish me.'
"You say that like you wouldn't enjoy it." Kurama's voice echoed, although it seemed panicked for some reason.
'Kurama… what sort of trouble have you gotten into now?' asked Naruto, his voice holding a tone of suspicion to it.
"Ah ha, ahem, well, I may have gotten a little too curious in my search around the school. As such, I find myself in the predicament of being chased by one angry female since she spotted me on top of the lockers looking down at her… while topless. They were a good size though, I got an accurate measurement of those puppies, I'll tell you if I survive this ordeal." Naruto made no sign of acknowledgment, since it would cause the others to question why he was face palming.
'Please tell me the girl chasing you isn't someone I know?' he said with an internal sigh. Kurama had just gotten out of the seal yesterday afternoon and he was already in some kind of trouble. Honestly, couldn't his friend keep himself from giving into his perverted habits just this once?
Probably not. Knowing Kurama, that was simply asking for too much.
"No one you know is chasing me..." There was a brief pause, and Naruto got the feeling Kurama had been forced to put on a burst of speed. "Hey listen, I need to concentrate on escaping, so I'll talk you after school." Kurama cut the connection as Naruto turned back to his friends and saw that Saki was looking over at his bento.
"Naruto-san, may I ask who made this for you? It looks as good as the one my personal chef prepared for me this morning, and it's similar to the one Lala-san has." It wasn't something she couldn't help but notice. Aside from the delicious aroma wafting from the two bento boxes, all of the food was perfectly proportioned, and the colors of each dish even complimented each other nicely. It was rare to see such beautifully made food unless you were rich enough to afford your own personal chef.
"Naruto-kun makes them," Risa said before Naruto could comment. She used her chop-sticks to stuff one of the jelly filled onigiri into her mouth and moaned in content. Sighing as she swallowed her good, the perverted female continued. "He's always made his own lunch ever since I've known him. I've been trying to convince him to make me some bento for soo~ long, and only just managed it..." her expression seemed to droop as she ended with a mumble of. "Of course, it had to come at he cost of losing what I love most."
"What you love most is something that every female in class has learned to try and avoid," Naruto deadpanned. He looked over at Saki and said, "Or class is still petitioning to Haruna-chan to create a warning sign with her and Mio-chan's face on saying something like 'beware of devil hands'." As if on cue Risa's hands came up and made very creepy and perverted squeezing motions as she stared at Aya's chest. (un?) fortunately, she was forced to stop when Rin held her still sheathed sword to Risa's face.
"H-Hey now, no need for that. I was just giving an example, nothing more." Risa said, staring at the sword with apprehension. She was beginning to feel more than a little threatened by the swordswoman.
"No example was wanted of needed, Risa-san," Rin said in a dangerous voice. "Restrain yourself from such behaviours in front of me, my friend or Saki-sama. Failure to do so will lead to dire consequences. You have been warned." Risa nodded quickly, even as she moved so that she could hide behind Naruto.
"Naruto-kun, your friend is scary, protect me." She said, holding his shoulders. Of course, Risa being Risa it wasn't long before her hands slid down his arms and began moving towards his pecks. "I'll be safe behind all this muscle, mmmmn," she moaned to herself, before noticing she didn't feel muscle. Blinking, she found that she was no longer holding Naruto, but the human sized model they used to learn about human anatomy.
"Damn it, Naruto-kun!"
"I don't know why you continue trying to grope me, Risa-chan. But since you can't seem to control yourself, that's strike one against lunch privileges. You have five left between yourself and Mio-chan." Naruto said in the same tone that Rin had, making Risa shiver – for completely different reasons of course.
"Naruto-kuuuuun~" Risa whined, pulling out a pout that made her look adorable, and would have made any male in the class give into her. Any male except Naruto, that is, who continued eating without a care in the world.
"Would you like to try some, Saki-chan? I apologize in advance if there's nothing you like in it." Naruto offered his bento, to which Saki took some of the rice and tasted it. Her eyes lit up as the flavoursome rice hit her palate.
"Oh my," Saki nearly moaned out. "Naruto-kun… this… this rice is sublime, however did you manage to create such a distinct flavour, and who on earth taught you such excellent culinary skills?" Saki couldn't help but his. The food he made was even better than that of her personal chef, who was not only a five-star chef but also world renowned as being one of the best chef's in the entire world.
"No one taught me," Naruto said. When he saw the look of incredulity Saki was giving him, he shrugged. "I've lived on my own for as long as I can remember, and I didn't want to eat something that tasted horrible for the rest of my life, so I just kept practicing." His answer impressed Saki. Most of the cooks she knew were in their mid-thirties, yet none of them had the same talent in cooking that Naruto had. She wondered if he was just naturally talented.
'Such skill from someone my own age, and combat ability that Rin praises. Truly, he is someone who Otou-sama would approve of if I ever decided to take a suitor.' Saki thought to herself before looking over at Lala 'Still, the opposition might be troublesome. This Lala Satalin Deviluke is quite attractive, she may be able to draw his attention away from me. Yet I have no doubt that'
XChapter EndX
I’d like to thank Pokemaster12 for betaing this chapter again and bring some important points to me on characters and the general lack of comedic situations. Still it’s early days and there’s plenty of reference material available to me and I actually have one in mind for next chapter.
Well that’s this chapter down, sorry for taking a while, but I do have a life outside of fanfiction. Anyway while I wanted to do more with this chapter and have another fight I found that I couldn’t do it too early thinking about it.
As such I chose to show some of the other relationships Naruto has with both Kurama and Rito’s family albeit not Mikan this time. What I was going for was a little into Naruto’s interactions with those close to him but also a little into his skills that he has managed to pick up over time.
Speaking of time the flashback u used I may use as a device showing Naruto in different time periods and how the immortality has taken him into odd situations. At first I was tempted to use Hanabi but it would have been too early on for that. I will use the final moments with Hinata at some point for an important moment on the story.
Also I’m going to be closing the poll and the choice has been made and I have finished the first chapter of the xover, I just need to go through it and check for mistakes. I have also written another xover which had some to mind and it’s quite a large one so I hope you’ll look out for it.
Next is a request to any readers, if you have any fan art for any of my stories or would like to draw some please feel free to mail me that you’ve drawn one and have it on deviant art. I really want some fanart for my stories either this one of A Wolf in Mahora if you could please.
Finally beginning Friday 13^th I will be in Birmingham Hilton for Kitacon, starting with either Sanji or Takeda, with a Death note. If you wanna hang out call out if your there my id will be my penname here on Fanfic.com.
Until next time, Bye
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