Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto, Gaara/Neji
Rating: M / R Genre: Romance/Humor
Mobile Phone Guardian
by Yougurholic Chapter 4
Naruto was still blushing after the incident in the janitor’s closet, but… he WAS ‘relieved’. And Sasuke was STILL smirking about his most recent success which really irked Naruto more than he’d like to admit.
They were both walking back to class hand-in-hand though Naruto was too embarrassed of what he and Sasuke had done earlier to notice this and a few people were gaping at such an action along the way.
Once the reached their classroom, Naruto quickly let go of Sasuke’s hand when he had finally realized they were attached and rushed to his seat. Sasuke just stared confused as he walked to a seat next to Naruto to sit down, thinking this was probably not a so very good time to jump on the blond. Even though he was tempted to after seeing the blonde’s cute ass run in front of him.
“Yo! Sorry I’m late…” said Kakashi-sensei who suddenly appeared with no hint of regret on his face for being late. “…But I was detained by a scream from one of our janitors, who had an AVC inside the closet – he’s name’s Bern, I believe. And I think our Mr. Bern exaggerated on his daily dose of Viagra today!”
The class just sniggered.
“Yeah, RIGHT!”
“Lazy-ass excuse.”
“As if!”
“Now, class – Lets just get on with class. So, anyone who have finished their homework, just pass it over to my desk right now”. said Kakashi-sensei with his head buried in his orange book.
Everyone just gaped at him like fish.
“What?” Kakashi lifted an eyebrow confused.
“Uhm.. Kakashi-sensei” said a girl with white eyes timidly, “You never give us homework because before you do that, you’re already out of our class and…you always leave 40 minutes before the class end and…Uhmm.. your excuse is that you have to go take care of your ‘dolphin-chan’ if I’m not mistaken” she blushed once she saw everyone look at her, and quickly sat back down.
“Hmm… Really? Who’d have known?” his visible eye did a happy arch. “Either way, how come you’re all so advanced in this class?”
“We’re not.” Shikamaru deadpanned, having awoken from his peaceful slumber because of the silence in the classroom – it just was NOT normal to have no background noise there. “We’re all having Math for the second time because you were also our teacher last year – this time we got HIM.” He pointed at an annoyed Hyuuga Neji “He teaches us when you’re away, since he’s got a free period when this class is going.”
“More like free lunches and the occasional beer.” Neji muttered thinking of last week’s party.
“Oh…” Kakashi looked sheepishly at all of them “That explains why he’s here every day” he murmured “Well, anyway, what I came to announce was that the school's Board of Management is organizing a swimming competition which will be held in two days and everyone must participate in this event. Is that clear?? Because I’m not going to repeat it again, I got to go feed my dolphin-chan, ja!” in a blink of an eye, he was gone.
“Figures…” most muttered and then looked hopefully at Neji who just sighed and got up, sitting on the teacher’s desk.
“Everyone, get the homework I assigned to you yesterday out and you, Nara, lift your lazy ass off the chair and come do exercise 27 of the homework on the board, since I know you haven’t done it at all.”
“Sheesh, troublesome Hyuuga” Shikamaru sighed as he slowly rose up from his seat to the board. “Okay, so you divide the square root of 30….” he said as he continued on the board with none of the students surprised, since they had long ago found out of his high I.Q.
However they were more concerned by the news that Kakashi-sensei had announced, for once.
---In amidst of mixed conversations---
“Man, I’m gonna compete!”
“Raphael You’d drown in your own spit with all those semi-naked guys around before even getting inside the pool.”
“HEY!!!”
“So, what do you girls think?”
“I got cheerleaders training…bummer!”
“That expression of speech… are you Scotty?”
“No. Bloomingdale’s.”
“Uh… right…”
Sasuke was smirking as he was actually looking forward to the swimming competition. Imagine all the things he can do with his little blonde. Speaking of his dobe… WHY is the blonde looking so friggin’ nervous and terrified?
“Naruto…” “….” “Naruto!”
“…What??” Naruto looked tensed and nervous.
Sasuke just groaned. ‘The janitor’s closet…’ maybe he had moved too fast?...
“Naruto, what’s wrong? Tell me...” He shoved away Naruto’s fangirls who were AGAIN trying to prevent him to get close to HIS Naruto. ‘I swear they come up with new tactics every SINGLE FUCKING DAY to keep him to themselves!’ (Of course, one fainted when Sasuke pushed her away.)
“C’mon, dobe…” he whispered in his ear. Naruto jumped, startled and stared ahead of him, annoyed.
“No, Sasuke.”
“Naruto…”
“Leave me alone.”
“I’m not, till YOU tell ME what’s wrong.” He pressed, gently.
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
Three minutes later…
“You’re not going to leave, are you?...” the blonde sighed tiredly.
“Nope. Until you tell me what’s wrong… was it the fondling? Now I’m not so sure you actually enjoyed it or-”
“Noooo…” he groaned in frustration “That’s NOT it… It’s just that…” he blushed and lowered his voice “I can’t swim… I’m…I’M JUST AFRAID OF THE DAMN WATER!!!”
“YOU WHAT!!!???” Sasuke’s eyes widened in shock.
The whole class turned to them silently before looking away and resuming back to what they were doing when Sasuke bestowed them his death glare.
“Baka Sasuke!!!” Naruto murmured annoyed.
Sasuke huffed, but suddenly smiled gently and leaned towards Naruto.
“Don’t worry dobe. I’m here.. I’ll help you conquer your fear of the water, just leave eeeeeverything to me.” he said in a hushed voice, slowly licking Naruto’s ear lobe, giving it a lick and biting it softly, then leaning back to his seat.
Naruto shuddered from the cool wind hitting his ear. ‘Why does that sound like such a bad idea, I wonder…’
‘Just you wait, dobe… my plan WILL succeed…’ Sasuke smirked giving a dark, loud, cackling laugh making the rest of class stare at him strangely and some in fear.
******************************after school**********************
“SASUKE! STOP, DAMMIT!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?!?!” Naruto complained, after all, he was being dragged for over 14 minutes by a teenager with raging hormones through half of Konoha. It was a bit frightening.
“Dobe, just shut up for a minute – we’re almost there…”
Naruto pouted until they came up in front of the town’s best Hotel/Spa Saloon/Hair Saloon/Beauty Shop/Leisure Centre/all the good stuff you can imagine… Koide International Five Star Hotels, Konoha branch.
‘What the HELL!...’ Naruto stared gaping at the luscious entrance.
Sasuke, meanwhile, typed something on Naruto’s cell phone, then smirked and still holding Naruto’s hand, he moved towards the reception counter.
“Can I help you, sir?” asked the receptionist raising a suspicious eyebrow. ‘What’re a couple of KIDS doing here?!’
“I’d like to rent for exactly five hours of your private indoors swimming pool number 6 – I believe you already have the reservation on the records?” Sasuke spoke calmly.
Naruto’s jaw hit the floor with a loud “thud”.
The receptionist made a shocked face.
“What the… Well, sir if this is some joke then I’m afraid I’ll have to ask the guards to kick you both o…!” he gaped at the screen “This can’t be!” he looked at Sasuke sharply “Indeed… Sir if you are indeed the one who rented this, you must have…”
“Yes, I do.” Sasuke smugly showed a golden VIP membership card “Must I call the manager or will you FINALLY let us in…?”
The receptionist face went dead white once he looked at the card properly.
“F-forgive me sir – please, please! This way! I…I had... no idea, Uchiha-dono…” he stated nervously at the ground while directing them to the elevator, Naruto still in shock.
“Joana!!!” he called to a pretty petite brunette employee, who came right away with a kind smile.
“Please direct the gentlemen to pool number 6’s changing rooms – don’t forget the towels, appetizers or ANYTHING the gentlemen require, understood?” he directed as she nodded.
“If you please, gentlemen…” she motioned them to enter the elevator. She entered in the elevator after the two boys had.
************In the swimming pool**************
Once they finished dressing properly (more like their bodies glowed – thank you Love Navigation! ;) – they found themselves in their swimming trunks.) they were standing just over the pool when Joana had come back to check on them.
“If you pardon the intrusion gentlemen…?” she said in a small voice, to which Sasuke smiled and nodded, making the girl gain some confidence and slightly brighten up.
“Do you require anything else? Perhaps some refreshments, oils for the after shower or indications of the sauna’s operating system…?” she smiled tenderly at a fidgeting Naruto who could not stop staring at the EVIL POOL…
“Nothing at all…No, wait – do you have any Ice Tea? Lemon for me, Mango for him.”
“Certainly sir, it will be served right away.”
“Thank you that will be all.”
“Then if you excuse me…” she hurried back to the pool’s bar and told the bartender the orders.
Sasuke turned back to a hyperventilating Naruto.
“Should I have also requested for an oxygen mask? You sure look like you need it.” Sasuke smirked.
Naruto turned to him to argue back when he finally noticed what Sasuke was wearing and the reason why that girl had seemed so nervous after seeing Sasuke leave the changing rooms.
Sasuke was wearing what looked more like a black thong thingy (in fact… the same one he was wearing when they first met…) rather than anything else…
“SASUKE!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!”
“What??? Can’t a man feel comfortable? And it’s called a speedo. S-P-E-E-D-O.” Sasuke just stared confusedly at Naruto’s back, since he had turned to hide his blush and nosebleed.
Suddenly, Naruto was lifted up and thrown inside the pool.
Sasuke followed and before Naruto had time to protest against that life-threatening experience (the 4 1/2 feet area), he was being thoroughly kissed underwater.
That kiss had to be the most sensual thing Naruto had experienced in like… ever!
Once they resurfaced, Naruto took a big gulp of air whereas; Sasuke took the change to shove down his tongue on Naruto’s throat.
“KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!”
They both turned abruptly to a startled and embarrassed Joana.“Oh, my! I’m so sorry!” She quickly placed the drinks over the table “I-I just came to deliver this but then I thought you gentlemen were inside the water already for so long, so I got extremely worried and – and…KYAAAAAH!!!” she ran back inside blushing madly, leaving a very flustered Naruto and an extremely amused Sasuke behind.
“That was interesting.”
“YOU SICK EXHIBITIONISTIC BASTARD!”
“So?” and he went back at Naruto, this time aiming for the oh-so-lickable neck, devouring him.
Naruto moaned languorously.
“Sa-Sasukeeee…” Sasuke kept on licking Naruto’s chest, stopping at a pink nipple, giving it a little flick with his fingers.
Naruto moaned loudly.
“You like that, huh?…Good…” he licked and suckled on that same nipple and then blew some air over it, making Naruto shiver and moan in distress because of the tease.
“More…Sasu-! STOP RIGHT THERE YOU PERVERT!!! DAMN YOU!”
Sasuke just sighed. “Well, it was good while it lasted…”
Naruto shoved him hard into the water.
“Serves you right, hentai!”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…!”
“Sasuke…?”
“Sasuke?”
“SASUKE!!!”
Naruto let go of the pool’s borders where he had been keeping himself safe and started looking for Sasuke when he felt a pair of arms surround him. He quickly came to the surface and hit Sasuke’s head even before fully turning to him!
“YOU IDIOT!!! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!” Sasuke stopped smiling in amusement at the fact he got Naruto to unconsciously swim perfectly, once he saw the stressed look on Naruto’s face, his alarms ringing “DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I GOT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SURPRISE ME THAT WAY?!? I’M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE DISAPEARING BECAUSE OF ME ALL THE TIME! EVER SINCE THE FUCKING DAY I WAS BORN! DAMN YOU! I – HATE – YOU, SASUKE!!!” Naruto now in tears started getting outside of the pool, when Sasuke grabbed him once again and before any protests, kissing him in sheer desperation.
Naruto grabbed hold of his neck immediately and didn’t even bother to fight back, so distressed he was.
‘Naruto… what were you talking about?…” Sasuke thought. Since he couldn’t calm the blond with words he knew he had to take immediate action so he had kissed him, because he had no clues of what else he could possibly do.
‘What are you hiding…?’
*********************In the Hyuuga Mansion******************
‘That…love. I wish… I too had it…’
*BeepBeep*
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“What the…” Neji picked up his cell phone confused.
#~Love Navigation~
Your wish has been granted #
Suddenly a white light came from the cell phone and Neji dropped it to cover his eyes.
“WHAT’S GOING ON?!!!” he fell to the floor once a heavy, comfy weight settled over him stomach and hips.
“Master…?” a husky voice purred.
Neji opened his eyes and had the shock of his life when he saw a very naked and sexy-like-the-devil redhead straddling him.
‘This can’t be happening… WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!!!!’
TBC