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Nothing But Troublesome	By : AngelTalion Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Shikamaru/Neji Views: 2367 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Ch. 4
Shikamaru sat on the long branch of ‘his tree’ with a cigarette burning across from him in a small dish, Asuma’s brand. He let the smoke water his eyes and the scent envelope him. It probably wasn’t good that the scented cigarettes were like soothing incense to him. It helped him think, helped to clear his mind and forced him to make decisions. He liked to think he knew his old sensei well enough that the conversations he was having with himself were close to what the real thing might have been like.
“He’s kind of a pompous jerk.” Shikamaru grumbled, fingers steepled in the way that showed he was processing things. “I want him yeah, cause he’s hot and I have eyes, but he’s still Neji. How could my Dad sell me out before I was even born?” He grunted, the one sided conversation making him frown. “We’ve never even sat down and had a talk just the two of us, how am I meant to marry a man I don’t know how to talk to?” He sighed, stubbing the cigarette out after deciding he’d had enough talking to himself. He’d find Neji and have a talk with the other man. There was no way out of this for either of the men without damaging their family name and personal pride. He began taking off in the trees toward the Hyuuga compound.
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Neji bounded across the rooftops until he reached the building where prisoners were held. “I am here to see Uchiha.” The Hyuuga glared at the chunin on guard. The shinobi nodded instantly, allowing his superior passage into the hall. “Is Uzumaki here?”
“N…no Sir, he left ten minutes ago after they yelled at one another through dinner.” The chunin looked slightly confused. “He was smiling.”
Neji snorted shaking his head. “You must be new to the Leaf if that confuses you.” He slipped into the dark hall and made his way to the cell in the back. He was not surprised to find Sasuke sitting in the center of the cell meditating instead of stretched out on his cot sleeping. “I need to speak with you and I do not have time for riddles or beating around the bush. I need you to be honest with me and now is no time for feigned innocence.”
Sasuke opened one eye and upon seeing Neji opened the other. “Hn.”
“You’re going to need to use your big boy words Uchiha. This is not a conversation for you to be cryptic or monosyllabic. Leave that for inciting Naruto into a fury.” Now Sasuke raised a brow and Neji sighed taking his own seat before the bars. “I need to know about gay sex.”
*drip*
*drip*
*drip*
Sasuke stared in shock at the elder boy, the echo of a leaking pipe taking his shocked and narrowed attention and being magnified. Finally he found his voice enough to croak out. “What?”
“I need you to tell me about gay sex, Uchiha.” Neji sighed. He’d really hoped Sasuke wouldn’t ask too many questions.
“WHAT? Why me?” Sasuke stared at the long haired man completely dumbfounded.
Blinking for a moment, the Hyuuga male answered, “Because of Naruto.” The statement was said as if it were obvious. “Uhh!” Shock registered as Neji’s chest hit the bars and his feet dangled from the ground. No small feat as he was tall and well muscled for his size.
“What do you mean because of Naruto? Is someone having gay sex with the Dobe?” Sasuke snarled, red eyes spinning, beautiful face pinched in anger.
“You?” Neji blinked slightly shocked to think he might have been wrong about the relationship between the other two men. He stepped back when Sasuke dropped him.
“So Naruto is not seeing someone, he’s not having sex with a man?” Sasuke clarified pacing the cell, then stilled. “Why the fuck would you think I know anything about gay sex because of my friendship with Naruto?”
Neji wondered if he’d struck his head on something and this was all a dream, perhaps some sort of twisted genjutsu that he couldn’t understand. “To my knowledge, Naruto has interest in only one person and that is you. I would think that it was obvious why I believed the two of you had a more than platonic relationship.” Now Neji was grinding his teeth.
Head snapping back, Sasuke swallowed. “No one but me?”
“UCHIHA! Can we please focus; I need to know about gay sex.” Neji finally felt his patience snap.
Crossing his arms Sasuke scowled at the snotty man before him. “What the hell makes you think that I know anything about sex let alone gay sex? I’ve been a little busy learning to be rather badass and killing Orochimaru and hunting down and fighting my brother all while escaping that manic little blond Dobe.” Gesturing with an arm he asked. “When exactly was I meant to be having all of this gay sex with anyone, let alone Naruto?”
Blinking for a moment Neji frowned, “I had thought you were lovers before you left to join the Sound and that was why he had been chasing you.”
Now it was Sasuke’s turn to blink. “We were THIRTEEN! What the fuck do you think we did? Just because our sensei was a freaking pervert doesn’t mean we were! We were rivals, comrades and best friends… NOT lovers. YOU Pervert!”
“So you’re not in love with Naruto?” Neji sighed, already sad for his blond friend.
Arms crossing defensively, Sasuke’s chin jutted out. “I didn’t say that. I said we didn’t have gay sex at thirteen.”
“But you have had it since?” Neji relaxed a little.
“No. Why the fuck do you need to know about gay sex?” Sasuke was frowning.
“I’m getting married tomorrow, to a rather experienced Nara, Shikamaru and I’m a virgin. I came here because I thought you had experience and I could trust you to be matter of fact about the situation.” Neji answered.
“You’re marrying Shikamaru?” Sasuke shook his head. “Go on one little revenge trip and come back to complete anarchy. Sit down. I know the basics.” Sasuke sighed and sat on his cot crossing his legs.
“If you’ve never done it how do you know the basics? Have you had sex with a woman?” Neji sat as requested resting his back against a wall so he could see Sasuke’s face as well as the entrance.
“Because Itachi was my brother and while he was good at hiding many things, his stash of porn was not one of them.” Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose. He decided not to add the rather vivid dreams he’d been having since he was thirteen about a rather loud adorable blond boy. “Do you want to continue to question me about my expertise or should we call Kakashi and have him explain it?” At Neji’s outraged flush Sasuke nodded. “I thought not. Now, you should make sure there is plenty of lubricant and you should very carefully clean yourself at least twice inside.”
“Wait, why do you assume I am going to be…” Sasuke smirked when Neji interrupted him.
“The word is uke, and because you’ve already told me Shikamaru has the experience, it makes sense to let him lead at least the first time. But if I were you I wouldn’t let him be on top all of the time. I’ve heard both ways are enjoyable but it isn’t a habit you should let him get into. It throws the balance of power off if you ask me.” Neji just nodded, he did not want an imbalance of power, he was sure of that.
Neji swallowed looking at Sasuke. “How can you be so sure it feels good?” Neji frowned looking at the now red Uchiha. Frowning in suspicion he asked. “You said you hadn’t had sex yet.”
“I haven’t.” Sasuke snapped looking away. “I have… masturbated though.”
“In your ass?” Neji asked, shock evident in his voice.
Sighing Sasuke wondered why the Hyuuga seemed so innocent. He was a killing machine. How one feared and known as being an unforgiving lethal force could be so uneducated about such an obvious topic. “Yes, in fact you might try it tonight. It may help give you peace of mind tomorrow.”
“You’re sure about that place inside?” Neji eyed Sasuke suspiciously.
“Yes.” He snapped. “I’m sure. Just look for it, when you find it you’ll know.” Sasuke stopped for a moment. “Neji, are you even attracted to men?”
“I’ve had fantasies about men in a sexual light before. Never… about women.” This time Neji was blushing. “But they’ve always been older men. I’ve never even kissed before.” The ninja admitted unsure why he was so comfortable with the other shinobi.
“I’ve only kissed Naruto and that happened by accident.” Sasuke admitted.
“He’s in love with you. I don’t know if he’s waited for you but I have witnessed him turn others down for dates. Sometimes I think his crush on Sakura is just a cover because she’d never accept his offers.” Neji looked Sasuke in the eye. “He’s grown quite attractive. If you don’t show your interest in him Sasuke, he will give up eventually.”
“Hn, the Dobe will be dead and gone before he gives up on anything. I can’t tell him anything as long as I’m in here or a death sentence is hanging over my head.” Sasuke’s face looked haunted. “He’s already hurt so badly because of me. it would only make things worse.”
“You really do love him.” Neji sighed, wondering if he would ever feel that way for Shikamaru. Sasuke just nodded and lay down on his cot. “I’ll let you get some sleep.” Getting up, the Hyuuga headed down the hall stilling as Naruto entered. “He just laid down to sleep.”
“That’s ok. I just need to be sure he’s still here.” Naruto smiled warmly at Neji. “I’ll be there tomorrow. It’s going to be ok Neji.” Naruto clamped a hand on Neji’s shoulder as the other nin slipped by and whispered a quick thank you, letting Naruto continue down the hall.

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