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How I Became Gay	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1191 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of its Characaters, if i do there's going to be lot of man sex on it...but I don't so there's none. I also don't make any money from writing this...wish I do...but I don't.

Chapter List
- 1-How I Became Gay
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 3
- 4
- 5
How I Became Gay
By:
Late-Sleeper

Note: Unbeta�sorry�grammar
butchered again for no apparent reason�

Chapter 4: �the prince came�

I clutched the pink bear tightly
and pouted as Hinata combed my hair neatly.
�It didn�t go well?�
I pouted more. �He was a real
asshole.�
Hinata just gave me a �ah� sound, like it was the most
unbelievable thing she had ever heard while continuing on doing my hair.
Heh, if not for Neji and my huge crush on Sakura I really
would dig Hinata. She was the nicest girl I ever met
and she listens to my every whine and problems.
�I thought Uchiha-san
was cool?�
�He�s not.�
Definitely
not.
�So don�t go on falling for that
guy. He�s a real creep.� I frowned and clutched the bear tightly, squeezing its
tiny arm in frustration. Hinata giggled a bit. �Don�t
worry. Uchiha-san�s not my type.�
Ah bless this girl.
I looked at her and raised both
my hands to her face as if I was a devotee and she was a saint on an altar
filled with beautiful flowers. �Just for that you have been saved from the
devil.�
Hinata giggled more as she swats my hands off her face. That
made me laughed too. Funny how this girl bonding made me a better man�somehow.
I heard Sakura entered the room
with a loud thumping. I looked at the door and there she was in all her
shinning naked glory and I just
rolled my eyes.

Wait��

This�I just ignored a fucking
naked girl with big boobs and only clothed with skimpy little bra and tiny,
almost nonexistent, that they call panty.
NOOOOOO!!!
What�s happening to me?
�Naruto, are you sure Sasuke
would be coming here?�
Oh yeah I remember.
�Yes.� �Bitch.� Fuck now I sounded like a
girl bitching her friends behind their back.
Hinata gave a loud and very disturbed sigh. �Sakura-chan don�t you think your dress is too revealing? We have
some boys you know.�

Sakura lips twitched in annoyance and pointed at me. �The only thing that
Naruto is thinking right now is how he wished that he could wear this too.� Sakura
then pranced towards me and kneeled in front of me.
Then it finally hit me.
The pheromones of women are
acting on me once again. Oh thank you divine one. I am getting hard again for a
woman. �Sakura would you take away your boobs off my face before I puke.� �And rape you here and now.� I added
thoughtfully. Aww�I�m still
a pervert.
Sakura patted my head and
grinned at Hinata. �See I told you. He�s just jealous
of my body.�
�Anyway
Sakura-chan why are you still dress like that? Sasuke-kun would be here soon.�
�That�s the idea.�
�But I thought you were pinning
on Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun to be together?�
�Hinata-chan! As if I would go out with that jerk.�
Hinata giggled and damn she�s cute
when she giggled like that. Now I�m really wishing
that I�m really a straight man.

Which is, I am. Damn it!

�I can�t believe you don�t like
him, Naruto? I even go on to such length to introduce you two.� Sakura pouted
at me. Aww�now she�s getting
cuter by the minute. �One, because he�s a jerk.� I
answered back.
Sakura frowned.
�And two he�s vain�I could think
of seven more things I hate about
him.� I grinned as my mind played the soundtracks of Miley
Cyrus inside my head. I heard Hinata singing softly
after I said that, which I too sang along while Sakura frown deepened.�
�Fine! Then all I have to do is convinced him that he�s still a
man and that my body could still attract him.� Sakura posed like a pin-up model
in front of us. �I�m going to make him straight with my body.�
Then suddenly it clicked.
My ticket out!
�Sakura I��
A knock suddenly stopped my
confession. Sakura hurriedly went flying towards the door and
opened it wide.
There standing outside the room was
Neji and Sasuke, shocked clearly written all over their faces as their eyes
landed on Sakura�s almost naked body. If I were they, I would be excusing
myself now and would be going to a nearby bathroom and do what normal healthy
boys would do.
Aww�I�m still a distorted little
fool. I happily dance inside my head.
Neji gave a loud uneasy clearing
of his throat with his face colored like a crab in a hot pot. Aww�he too was affected by it. He must be a closet
co-member of the Jiraya fans club for perverts. Sasuke
on the other hand�wait�.hahaha nah I guess he too is
a member. Aww I never knew bastards like them are on
the same level with a person like me.
Though, I must admit I feel a tad bit jealous that some other
guys are looking at my own harem.
Hey, I�m the only one allowed to see them. So shoo!
�Teme.� I snapped
the awkward atmosphere, which Sakura�s body made.
Sasuke bend his body sideways so
that he could look pass Sakura�s body. He gave me a
you-look-stupid-in-a-bunny-slipper-grin, which I almost gave him a flip of the
bird if only there weren�t girls around. �Dobe, I need to talk to you.�
�Then talk.� I crossed my arms
and nudge Hinata to continue doing my hair.
�Privately.� He gave that almighty look at me and frowns. Damn conceited bastard!�
I reluctantly stood up from
where I was sitting and headed towards the door where a still dumbfounded
Sakura stood. Heh, seems like her oh-mighty-sexy plan on seducing the Uchiha failed BIGTIME. She�s now
rotting to oblivion as no one really cares to notice her as I walked out of the
room. I slammed the door shut so that we could have some�even just a little bit,
privacy.
�What?� I crossed my arms at him
and glared. Damn! If only I wasn�t wearing a clip on
my hair and a cute bunny head slippers I could really look menacing. Really.
The Uchiha
grin at me and touched the clip on my head as if he was on a trance. I tried to
evade it so he stopped midways and frowns.
�Come on bastard! What the hell
do you want?� I insisted as I rest my back on the wall near the door while he
stood there facing me. He gave an annoyed sigh and looked over his shoulder.
I too looked at what he was
looking at and I felt embarrassed upon seeing Neji still standing there a few
feet away from us. �Would you mind Hyuuga? I want to
talk to Naruto privately.�
Neji frowned at him and gave a
small nod at me. �Just call, Naruto if you needed something.�
Then he left us.

Weird.

If I needed
something?
Huh?
Am I the only normal person
around here?
�So where were we?� Sasuke
leered at me. I glared at him. �You want to talk to me about something.�
�Yeah, I�m free tomorrow at
twelve so we can go to the mall. Just remember no holding ha��
�WHAT?!�
I screeched at him before he could finish. �What the hell are you talking about.�
�Dobe,
have you forgotten about our deal.�
Deal.
What deal?
He must have read my mind or
maybe I was looking like a dork at lost at was he was saying when he suddenly
leaned towards me and whispered into my ears. I actually felt a tingling
feelings on my stomach running down�err�never mind.
I tried to push him but he
planted his hands around my waist. He was fucking damn strong for a skinny emo kid so I let him be.
�Dobe,
we had a deal. You become my pseudo homo
lover and I�ll keep your little dirty secret.� His breath tingle my ear and I
actually felt a little horny.

Wait!!!

Okay, fine I have no excuse
whatsoever except that I haven�t had any wank so I�m actually on my edge. I�m
not gay, people. I�m not! Just horny.
�Get off.� I pushed him away�or
at least tried my best. Fuck! We might have looked like some couple in a chick
flick movie. Oh man!
He didn�t
budged as he leaned in further towards me. �Dobe! Be still. Or do you want them to hear our
conversation and blow your cover.�
Okay that made sense though his
closeness really is truly vexing. I kept still and let him talk in whisper
through my ear as I try hard to think of anything else except his hot breath on
my ear and neck.
DAMN YOU PEAK
OF YOUTH!!! I wouldn�t be so horny all the
time if I wasn�t on my peak of youth. Damn it! I�m even getting hard with a boy! A boy!!!
Note to self: get laid�wait�maybe
something much reachable�masturbate. Yes, when I get home I�m
going to jerk myself to sleep. Yes, I must read porn! Lotsa, lotsa
porn! Boobs! Whahahahaha!
�Dobe,
are you listening to me?� He whispered angrily at me, his face this time was
just a few millimeter from my face.
�Yes.� I spit out. I�m such a fucking liar.
�Fine. So we�re clear on what our plans on our date?� He asked with
an authoritative tone.
�No.�
�What ?
I thought you said that� Dobe.� He whispered hotly again and his breath caressed my
cheeks.
Another note to self: stop
watching shoujo anime and reading romance novel.
�I don�t want to.� I heard
myself half whine half moan.

WAIT!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Shit! Shit! Shit! I�m really, truly, physically getting aroused.
Shit must not think of Sasuke�s hot breath on me. I�m not
gay! I�m not gay! Think porn! Think porn! Think boobs,
lotsa boobs.
Yeah, boobs�
Fuck! Now I�m
getting much more aroused. �Well on the
lighter side of it, I�m still straight! Whohooo! Just fucking horny.
Shit! Think Kiba, yes Kiba�s naked body.

Ewwww!

�What the hell are you saying dobe?� He spat at me angrily.
�I said I don�t want to.� I said
with conviction. I finally felt in control. �I want out.�
�You do know I could tell them
your secret.�
�Not before I tell them that I
got turn on when I saw Sakura�s body just now, so that makes me no longer gay.�
I sneered at him. �As if they would buy that.� Sasuke
retorted back, not really convinced with my idea.
�Oh they will. They will.� I
happily sang with my offbeat tune. �Because that�s actually
Sakura�s plan on you.�
Sasuke frowned and let go of my
body. �Then shall we try?� He grinned at me as he walked towards the door.
I grin back at him and walked
towards the door as he opened it for me. As I entered the room
Sakura was no longer in her naked form but is now sporting a cute little pajama
with a cute pink bow on the front.
�Naruto want to say something.�
He grinned at me with malice. I wanted to sneer at him but I felt both Sakura�s
and Hinata�s eyes on me, then I felt it, I felt a bit
jittery. I�ve gotten nervous all of a sudden.
What if they
don�t buy it? What if they think I�m a pervert?

Well, okay, I am a pervert but
they don�t have to know.

�I�I.�
�Naruto spit it out, or do you
want me to wring your neck for you to speak.� Ah, threats. How can I talk now when
she�s threatening me?! Shit!
�I�I�� I can�t
say it. I looked at Sasuke. I don�t know why,
actually.
�I�I��
�Naruto!!!�
Sakura screamed at me.
Whaaaa she�s gonna kill me!!!
�I�Sakura I got..mmhhhphhhhh.� I felt lips on my own, which impeded
my confession and my eyes, grew huge when I saw whom it belong to. It was actually just a smack but my world froze.
Sasuke grin at me and without
even taking his eyes off me as he said. �We�re officially dating.�
WHAT?!� ��

��
�To be continued�
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