Meds

Chapter 4: Picking on Kabuto; (Kabuto vs. Teenagers)


Authors note: Thank you Neji’s lady, I’m glad you enjoyed the story so far . . . Here’s to another chapter of what is going on with Kabuto.


Kabuto folded his arms together in defensive against the cold wind. His house was just four blocks away from campus. The wind blew on his face, making his nose protest in pain. His hands felt like they were put into a boiling pot of hot water. He saw three figures near his house. When he got a better look at who the people were, he grinned contently. He walked to his door with ease.

“ How dare you make an old lady freeze out here!” Chiyo shook her cane at him, “ next time you show up late again, I’ll bend you over my knee. I might be sixty years older than you, but I can still bust your ass!”

Kabuto smiled, “ nice to see you too, Chiyo! I see you brought these two goons over. More tests being run at the hospital again?”

“ Yeah, I have to stay over night again,” Chiyo said distastefully, the eccentric elder did not like hospitals even though at one time she worked at one in Suna making antidotes for various types of poisons. “ I couldn’t possibly make Gaara and Kankuro stay at the hospital all night with me.”

Kabuto just smirked again, “ you didn’t even have to ask, I’ll watch these two for the night.”

“ Merushi-* Kabuto-kun,” Chiyo placed her hand gently on his cheek, she reached into her purse, and handed him an envelope, “ my family’s having a reunion two months from now. I really hope that you could come . . “

Kabuto eyes widened, he couldn’t possibly accept the invitation. He wasn’t related, “ Chiyo, I would love to, but-”

“ If you’re worried about Sasori coming; Forget about it!!” Chiyo shook her head, “ the only time that bastard would even attempt to see his family is if he was getting something out of it.”

Kabuto stuttered his words, sure Chiyo had been there for him, but did she really consider him family? “ But Chiyo, I’m not related to you . .”

“ NO BUTS!!! YOU’RE GOING!!!” Chiyo replied, “ I’ll see you guys tomorrow then.”


Kabuto glanced at the two kids he had been watching off and on for five years now. He knew that the brothers have been incestuous with each other, but each attempt he had made to end their relationship has blew up back in his face. He really didn’t want to tell Chiyo that Kankuro and Gaara were having a sexual relationship with each other. He had already made the mistake of shocking her once when he was sixteen by answering the door in his boxers when he was at Sasori‘s mansion. Instead of the pizza delivery guy being behind the door, it was Sasori’s grandmother. Chiyo eyes bugged out of her skull after seeing a half naked teenager answer the door that was covered with hickeys. When she came back to the house, she shocked Kabuto by making him a member of the family.

Kankuro was wearing a hat that reminded Kabuto of the Batman movies he seen as a young teenager. The muscular sixteen year old wore a black baggy tee shirt and blue jeans that had baggy leggings. Gaara had really dark circles from severe insomnia. The redheaded fourteen year old wore tight gothic clothing. The two brother’s also had a blonde sister who now was at a boarding school in Osaka by choice. The three siblings were adopted by Chiyo, who was an acquaintance of their father. From what Kabuto heard about their father, he was an extremely cruel man who hated all three of his children. Their father and their uncle Yashamaru hated Gaara the most, because of the fact that Gaara’s mother died giving birth to him. In Kabuto’s eyes that was the reason why both died of incurable illnesses. It was as if the gods were merciless in handing out the punishments for ruining all three kid’s childhoods.

“ Hey, are you guys hungry?” Kabuto asked the two teens as they flopped down on his couch.

Gaara glared at him, “ are you going to burn the food again? Both of us know that your cooking is shit.”

“ If you both feel that way about the way I cook, then the both of you can go to bed hungry for all I care.” Kabuto adjusted his glasses.

Kankuro quickly grabbed Gaara’s arm and whispered so that Kabuto couldn‘t hear him, “ I know that he is a shitty cook, but at least it beats going to bed hungry.”

“ Go ahead and fix us something, Kabuto-san,” Gaara gave in.

Kabuto gave a short smile, “ I’ll be in the kitchen making chow mein. Dinner should be ready in fifteen minutes.”

Kabuto put the noodles, vegetables, and water in a pan and waited for the noodles to boil. He heard Kankuro in the other room whispering to Gaara, “ open our mouth a little bit wider, Gaara . . .”

He went to check out what the two teenagers were doing and saw Kankuro on top of Gaara. It was obvious that the two were making out. Kabuto cleared his throat, “ could you two please wait until I’m in bed asleep before doing that.”

Kankuro slid off of Gaara and grinned, “ you know Chiyo baa-chan was right. . .”

“ Right about what?”

Gaara smirked as well, “ we heard Chiyo mutter once that you need to find yourself a new lover.”

“ First of all; It’s none of your business if I have a lover or not,” Kabuto was still blushing, did everyone think that he needed a new lover? “ Second of all, I’m constantly getting harassed by Sasori, so I am not really thinking about getting a new lover.”

Kankuro grinned even wider; he wasn’t done picking on Kabuto yet, “ I’m so sorry that you let Sasori lick your ass one too many times and now that his balls have gone south for the winter, you need to find yourself a new master who treats you just as bad as Sasori did!”

“ Shut up . . .” Kabuto smacked Kankuro across the head and headed to get the noodles and mix soy sauce with the ingredients. He sure would like to know where Kankuro has learned to talk like that. That’s just teenagers for you; all smartasses to the core!

Authors note: sorry this chapter was a little short, I just wanted to introduce some minor, but equally as important characters. Also merushi means thank you in Japanese. It seems that Kabuto even though he has kind of a sixth sense in this stories about teenagers. He still gets teased by them xD!!!! Stay tuned!!!!