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Any Time the Fly Goes Global	By : Shaylilin Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1636 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. MPreg

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A/N: So, anyway! I’ve got the plan. My muse has shown me the next step…now it just needs to be written. Don’t worry (it’s not nearly as bad as the first story).

Review Responses:

Nejislady: For the first time in my life, I thought about MPREG. I generally don’t find those stories appealing because it’s so impossible, but I really want these two kids to have kids.

The Simi: Thank you! I agree that the little arguments help people get along better. People can’t be fairy tale romantics all the time. Even guys get PMS, even if they won’t admit it!

Chapter Four

Sasuke sat near Naruto as the band was signing autographs. There had been a CD signing at the venue before the actual concert. Sasuke wanted to go off with Naruto somewhere private and take care of the scalding urge to fuck Naruto into a coma before the show, but he hadn’t found the time. Sasuke sighed again as the line of girls seemed to be never ending. He was pouting silently, hoping Naruto would at least have to take a bathroom break.

Kisame nudged Sasuke. “You want to go out to the bus and lie down for a while?”

Sasuke shook his head slowly and glanced at Kisame. “Sorry. This must be really boring for you.”

Kisame shook his head. “You are important to Obito. Obito is important me. Therefore you are important to me.”

Sasuke smiled. “Good to know I’m only important to you because of Obito.”

Kisame rolled his eyes. “Ah, shut up you brat! You know that you are family to me.” He put Sasuke in a headlock before he realized that they had sort of disrupted the autograph signing. Kisame smirked. “Uh, just showing Sasuke how to immobilize a threat to Naruto.”

Sasuke chuckled. “Please, Naruto will sign your CDs. Don’t worry about us. Naruto loves his fans.”

Naruto rolled his eyes, but smirked anyway. Kisame and Sasuke could cause almost as much trouble as he did. Naruto looked up to see the kid from before. He hadn’t actually done anything, so they weren’t able to legally keep him away. Sasuke tensed, but Kisame kept him glued to his seat.

“What’s your name?” Naruto asked. He had to give the autograph after all.

“Zetsu,” the boy answered. “Like I’d give out that information.” The girls in line behind him stepped back just a bit as he started arguing with himself.

“Here you go, Zetsu,” Naruto said with a smile on his face. “Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy the concert.”

Zetsu smiled. “Thanks, Naruto. I’m sorry if you were scared by us.” “Of course he’s scared by us.” “Shut up, I’m talking to Naruto.” “Soooo sorry to interrupt.” “Anyway,” he said looking back at Naruto, “I really do have control over him. I mean, I don’t know why there are two people in my body, but I have the reigns. I’d never hurt you.”

Naruto swallowed, but still managed to keep the smile on his face. “Umm, thanks.” Zetsu nodded before walking off into the crowd. Naruto smiled at the band. “I need a break.”

Kiba nodded. “Get some air, man. We’ll keep things flowing here. You got that stack of autographs for times such as these?”

Naruto reached into a bag behind him and pulled out the napkins from various restaurants and hotel bars. He always signed them because it was often he needed a breath of air during a signing. He wanted to give the girls who came to see them at the very least the autograph they wanted.

Naruto grabbed Sasuke’s hand and headed out to the bus. As soon as the driver had shut the door behind them, Naruto pushed Sasuke back through the bus to his bunk. His lips sealed over Sasuke’s as he pressed his body against Sasuke’s. Sasuke smirked as they broke the kiss. “Not that I didn’t want this, but what brought this on?”

Naruto groaned as he began tearing clothes of off Sasuke. “I needed to feel you. I needed to know that you’re real and still here. You’re not the only one who worries about something happening again you know.”

Sasuke sighed, which turned into a moan as Naruto began stroking his erection. Naruto cried out in pleasure when Sasuke grabbed his cock. Somehow they were both naked. Naruto was lying over Sasuke’s body and riding Sasuke’s cock like he’d never get to do so again. Sasuke was panting harshly, moaning and writhing. He bucked up as he felt Naruto orgasm. Sasuke was only seconds behind as Naruto’s tight cavity squeezed his cock.

With a sigh, Naruto pulled himself off of Sasuke and rolled beside the man he loved. He clasped Sasuke’s hand and sighed. “Do you ever wish we were just two ordinary people?”

Sasuke smiled. “It would be nice,” he said thoughtfully. “Though, if you weren’t you, and I weren’t me, we may never have met.”

Naruto smirked. “I’ll take this life, since it means I have you. Sometimes I feel like saying ‘fuck it all’ though. I’d kill to have a normal life with you.”

Sasuke stroked Naruto’s hair. “I know, hun. I feel that way a lot.” He kissed Naruto softly. “But we both know you love this too much to give it up…and I love you too much to let you.” He yawned and pulled himself up into Naruto’s bunk. “You go. I’m going to catch a nap out here. Have Kisame send Anko or someone in to keep me safe, will you?”

Naruto nodded as he pulled the blankets around Sasuke. “Sleep well. I love you.” He kissed Sasuke’s shoulder before dressing and heading off the bus again. He went into the arena to the cheers of his fans. Sasuke was right of course, he loved all of this way too much to give it up. He nodded to Kisame. “Sasuke said to have you send someone to the bus. He’s going to take a nap.”

Kisame nodded and radioed to Anko. “Got a sleepy Uchiha on a bus. Go keep your eyes on the situation there.”

Anko’s voice came over the walkie-talkie, “On my way, chief.” Kisame rolled his eyes as the girl snickered. She sat down in the bus and started talking to the driver. Sasuke was obviously very tired. She could hear his snores coming from the back of the bus.

After the show, Naruto hurried out to the bus. Sasuke hadn’t come in at all, and Naruto was worried about him. He walked quickly to the back of the bus and smiled when he saw Sasuke was still sleeping peacefully, for once, hours later. He kicked his shoes off before sliding into the bed next to Sasuke. He smiled again when Sasuke pressed his body against Naruto’s.

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Sasuke wasn’t sure when they had gotten back to the hotel, or even how he had gotten to the room, but one thing was certain. Naruto was there with him, they were safe, and he had slept through the night. He smiled before carefully slipping out of the bed. He wrapped a robe around himself- really they had to get robes like this for their house- and headed out to the living space of the room. He started a pot of coffee and sat down in front of the television.

Sasuke knew it was early. It was earlier than he normally got out of bed, but he wanted to make sure Naruto could enjoy the first full night of sleep he had had in a while. Sasuke wasn’t going to chance falling back asleep only to have the nightmare plague him again. When the coffee was done, Sasuke poured himself a cup. He added a generous amount of creamer and sugar before going back to the TV. He smiled as he saw, through curtained windows, that the sun was just coming up. He set the coffee down and went to pick up his camera.

It wasn’t until he got to the camera case he noticed that something was wrong. The latch wasn’t clasped. He always made sure it was clasped. He opened the top and breathed out a sigh of relief. His equipment was still there. He pulled the camera out and inspected it. Everything seemed to be in good condition still. He slid the side door that housed the memory card and growled. He pushed the card and inspected it a little. It looked like his card, but he wouldn’t know until he scanned the images. Pushing the card back in his camera, he flipped the camera on and pulled up the image menu.

The images were still there. They were still his, but there were pictures he knew he hadn’t taken on the camera. He wasn’t sure who had thought it was a good idea to take pictures of their privates, though he had a sneaking suspicion it was Kiba, but they were going to get an earful from him. He popped the lens cover off as he stood near the open window and took pictures of the sunrise. He had managed to calm himself down by the time he finished taking pictures. He thought about erasing the pictures of the genitalia, but then he wouldn’t have the proof to confront the culprit with.

Sasuke put the camera back and securely latched the bag before returning to his now much colder coffee. He turned back to the TV, watching some wacky ass game show. He chuckled now and then at the crazy antics, but for the most part sat in comfortable silence. He turned his head toward the bedroom when he heard the door open. Naruto came out rubbing his eyes, stumbling around in nothing but his boxers as he tried to wake up. Sasuke set down his empty mug and held his arms apart for Naruto to climb between them. “You should still be asleep,” Sasuke whispered as Naruto made himself comfortable.

Naruto sighed. “Mmhm, but so should you.” He wrapped his arms around Sasuke’s waist and let his eyes close as he relaxed against the warm body. “The bed got cold and lonely.”

Sasuke laughed softly. “My poor Naruto.” He kissed his blonde’s head softly. “Who had my camera last night?”

Naruto shrugged. “I thought you left it on the bus.”

Sasuke nodded. “I did, but there are some very disturbing images that I have the feeling Kiba is responsible for on my memory card.”

Naruto shook his head. “Kiba wasn’t anywhere near your camera.” He paused. “Anko went out to keep an eye on the bus, maybe she took the pictures?”

Sasuke shook his head. “Unless Anko’s a man, I’d venture to guess she didn’t.”

Naruto quirked an eyebrow, suddenly very awake. “What do you mean? What kind of pictures are these?”

Sasuke sighed and gently pushed Naruto up so he could get his camera. He sat back down and let Naruto resume his previous position before Sasuke found the right spot in the memory card. Naruto saw the ‘self-portraits’ and couldn’t help but chuckle. “Maybe Anko had a boy on the bus?”

Sasuke shrugged. “I thought I was a lighter sleeper than that.” He turned the camera off and leaned forward to set it down on the coffee table. “We’ll have to scold Anko later.” Sasuke settled down a little further on the couch, getting him and Naruto in a more comfortable position. Sasuke sighed contentedly. “I’m going to fall asleep again.”

Naruto chuckled. “Isn’t that a good thing? It’s too damn early to be up.”

Sasuke smirked and closed his eyes. “I just didn’t want to disturb your sleep. I made it through a night without those dreams, and I thought I might have one if I went back to sleep.”

Naruto smiled softly and gently rubbed Sasuke’s sides. “I still got a good night’s sleep. Take a nap with me now. If we have to deal with a nightmare we’ll deal with it.”

Sasuke nodded before tightening his grip on Naruto just a bit. He was happy, despite finding the rogue images on his equipment, and he wanted to go back to sleep. He liked being warm and held by Naruto.

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Naruto stood in line at the store. He’d managed to get rid of Sasuke for a few hours so he could find the perfect present for Sasuke’s birthday. It wasn’t that he didn’t like having Sasuke with him, but it was impossible to shop for someone who was with you, if you wanted to keep the gift a secret. He’d told Sasuke to go with Kisame and Obito to the Tokyo Art Museum. Naruto would have done nothing but irritate him there anyway. That was the argument that had won him this freedom.

Naruto wanted to get Sasuke the newest albums of the bands he knew Sasuke liked. It would be the first part of the present. He was waiting to pay now. Then he was going to go to the tattoo supply store and see if anyone there could recommend anything new and cool for him to get Sasuke. Then he was going to go and buy a cake. Then on the way home he was going to stop by a clothing store and buy Sasuke a new pair of Converses, if he could find them.

He smiled at the cashier. He really wished he’d learned Japanese when the person behind the counter spoke to him. He shrugged his shoulders and gave a helpless smile. “He said he likes your music.” Naruto jumped as the familiar sounding voice behind him translated for him. Why had he gone out with security guards again?

He turned toward the source of the voice. “Thank you, Zetsu.” He sighed. No one else was going to be able to help him out. “Can you just tell him that I appreciate that and find out how much this is going to cost me?”

Zetsu turned to the cashier and asked the questions. He didn’t seem to be arguing with himself today. Maybe he’d just needed to take some meds or something the last time he talked to them. Zetsu turned back to Naruto. “He asked if you could sign a copy of a CD for the store to auction. He says your total is 35,000 yen.”

Naruto nodded and reached out for the pen the man was holding. He signed a copy of their latest CD. The cashier handed over the bag containing his present and he turned to Zetsu. “Thanks for your help. Do you think you could help me pick out the rest of Sasuke’s present?”

Zetsu sighed. He managed to keep his bickering internal. “Yes, I can do that.”

Naruto smiled. “Why’d you speak Japanese the first time we met? I would have understood you if you spoke in English.”

Zetsu shrugged. “I didn’t speak English the first time. I learned it over night before I went to the signing.”

Naruto’s jaw dropped in astonishment. “You learned it over night? OVERNIGHT?” Zetsu nodded. “That’s fucking amazing. English is supposed to be the most difficult language to learn.”

Zetsu shrugged. “I’m very intelligent. You know what they say about genius bordering insanity.” He gave a nervous chuckle.

Naruto smiled. “Anyway, next I need to get Sasuke some tattooing stuff that’s hip and cutting edge.”

Zetsu smirked as he headed toward the shop with Naruto. He knew Naruto would be caring toward a boyfriend. He sighed wishing he could be that boyfriend, even if it would never happen.

They arrived outside the tattoo supply store and Naruto smiled as he entered. Zetsu trailed just a little behind Naruto so he could admire the perfect ass of his blonde god. Naruto waved at the person behind the counter. “I want to get something amazingly cutting edge for my boyfriend’s birthday.”

Zetsu translated for the counter-jockey. The man smirked and asked a question. Zetsu turned to Naruto. “He asked what kind of stuff Sasuke already has.”

Naruto smiled. “You know us?”

The guy behind the counter smiled and switched to English. “Yeah. I love Sasuke’s work. Through him I found out about your band.”

Naruto nodded. It was good to meet someone who knew him because of Sasuke and not the other way around. He felt pride in his boyfriend. “Well, I don’t really know the technical aspects of the equipment Sasuke has.”

Zetsu held his hand up and began speaking to the associate in Japanese. Naruto could only look on in wonder. What was happening? They seemed to be talking about the equipment. The guy selling the stuff was turning around once in a while and grabbing a piece of equipment. Naruto smiled as the guy turned back to him. “Luckily, your friend here knows what kind of equipment Sasuke has. All right, I suggest getting him some black-light responsive inks and some new needles.”

Naruto nodded. “That sounds cool. I can’t wait for Sasuke to try them out on me.”

Zetsu sighed. “Does he work on you often?”

Naruto smiled. “Whenever he gets a good idea he wants to try out, I’m the guinea pig. Don’t worry; he fixes it into something cool if it turns out crappy.”

The clerk smiled. “Can I see something he’s done?”

Naruto nodded and showed off the fox crest. Then he turned around to reveal a portrait of the two of them. He showed off some of the things Sasuke had put on his arms. “That’s all I can show you, I’m afraid.”

Zetsu smirked. “The only ones Sasuke would want you showing off? I think you have a property of Uchiha tattooed somewhere private.”

Naruto blushed. “I knew I should never have made that comment to a magazine.” He shook his head and paid for the stuff for Sasuke. “Thank you,” he said he to the guy who had been helping him. He turned to Zetsu. “How did you know what kind of equipment Sasuke uses?”

Zetsu shrugged. “He’s said it in interviews before.”

Naruto smiled. “Okay. We need to get cake now. Oh! And I need to find a store that sells Converse if you know one.”

Zetsu nodded. “Yeah. I know I place.”

Naruto strolled along happily. He found he kind of liked this guy. It was nice having the help from someone who knew the area.

Zetsu was quiet as he walked alongside Naruto, but inside his head a war was raging. He’s going to figure out that you’re suppressing me eventually. Not if you never get to say a word out loud. Sooner or later they’ll figure out you were the one who got into Sasuke’s camera bag and left those disturbing images. And then Naruto will know what we have to offer him in that department. I’ll make sure you get locked up and I get to have my way with Naruto. Sasuke won’t ever allow that. We have to get him out of the way. Can’t. Naruto loves him and I don’t think he’s a bad guy. Besides, he’s already been through hell. If it were to happen again he’d probably go crazy. Who better to know about crazy than us, huh?

Naruto laughed at Zetsu. “You look like you’re thinking pretty hard. What about?”

Zetsu shook his head. “Nothing really. I just wanted to apologize again. I normally have better control over that other guy than I had last night, or the first time we met. I guess it was just because I was nervous meeting you. You’re kind of my idol.”

Naruto blushed. “You wouldn’t have needed to be nervous. I’m a really a nice guy.”

Zetsu smiled. “I can see that now.” He stopped in front of a clothing store. “This one sells Converse.”

Naruto entered the store and was immediately rushed by fans. “Oh my god! Naruto!” Naruto saw the source of the voice as a blond girl with purple eyes. She smiled and bounced as she held up their latest CD and a marker. “I started carrying this around with me when I heard you were in Tokyo. Can I have your autograph?”

He may not have understood a word she said, but he got the point. He smiled and signed her CD. He had to pose for a few pictures. Finally all the girls went back to their own shopping. He shrugged at Zetsu. “Such is the life.”

Zetsu laughed. They headed back to the shoe department. Naruto smiled. Sasuke’s black Converse high tops had definitely seen better days. Though high tops were totally retro, his husband loved them. Naruto walked through the shoes until he found a pair almost identical to the ones Sasuke had worn out. He was trying to remember what size shoe Sasuke wore when Zetsu picked out a pair. “It’s a 10.”

Naruto sighed. “How do you know so much about my boyfriend?”

Zetsu shrugged. “You talk about him more than you talk about yourself. I read all your interviews. I guess the information just sticks.”

Naruto smiled. “I’m glad. I totally forgot what size he wore.” Naruto grabbed another box from the shelf. “This way he’s got a back up pair for when he wears this pair out.”

Zetsu nodded. He helped Naruto pay the cashier. Then they went and got Sasuke a cake. Angelfood cake with sprinkles. Sasuke didn’t really like the sprinkles, but Naruto did. As they neared the hotel, Naruto smiled. “Thanks for your help.” He put his packages down and reached into his pocket. “I have an extra pass for the concert tomorrow night. You can take it.”

Zetsu smiled. “Thanks, Naruto. I’ll be there.” Zetsu waved as he walked away. Naruto waved before picking his packages back up.

He headed to the front desk. He knew the woman there spoke English. He needed some wrapping paper to get Sasuke’s presents ready. “Hi, do you have any wrapping paper available? It’s my boyfriend’s birthday, and I really want to have these wrapped before he gets back.”

He felt arms wrap around his waist from behind. “Too late, blondie.”

He sighed and rested his head back on the familiar shoulder. “Sasuke you turd! You were supposed to be out longer.”

Sasuke shrugged. “I missed you. I thought you were back here being bored and relaxing in the spa. It turns out you were hanging out with random strangers and shopping.”

Naruto frowned. “I wasn’t hanging out with random strangers. I was hanging out with Zetsu.”

Sasuke’s arms tensed and Obito and Kisame intervened before a full scale fight could break out in the lobby. Obito wrapped his hand over Sasuke’s mouth, muffling the screams. He pulled Sasuke away from Naruto and toward the elevator. He glared at Naruto before talking to Kisame. “Beat some sense into him if you have to.”

Kisame nodded. When Sasuke was safely in the elevator, he turned to Naruto. “What the hell were you thinking? Sasuke’s going to be worried sick over this. Why would you even think of hanging out with someone like that?”

Naruto held his hands up in defense as he grabbed his packages from the desk. “I didn’t mean to. He just happened to be at the same store I was at. He helped me with talking to the workers at the stores. And, really, he wasn’t all crazy today. He wasn’t talking to himself and he was really nice.”

Kisame sighed and pulled Naruto close. “That’s how psychopaths catch their victims. Naruto, damn it! You’re too trusting.”

Naruto blushed and sighed. “I suppose this a bad time to tell you I gave him a backstage pass to tomorrow’s concert.”

Kisame growled and shoved Naruto in the recently arrived, empty elevator. “Yeah, a bad fucking time. Sasuke’s going to have a nervous breakdown. If you love the man the way you claim to, why don’t you think things through?”

Naruto pouted. He hadn’t meant for this to turn out badly. It’s just that Zetsu seemed so different today. He really had seemed nice and safe. “I’m sorry. I don’t know what else I can say.”

Kisame sighed. “I’m not the one you’re going to have to apologize to you and you know it. You need to apologize for making Sasuke’s birthday bad. And hope to God Itachi doesn’t kill you when he hears what you’ve done.”

Naruto whimpered as he opened the door to his room. Kisame waited for Obito to leave the room and shut the door. Naruto glanced at Sasuke. He was fuming and crying. It broke Naruto’s heart. He set the packages by the door. “Sas, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.”

Sasuke shrieked and threw a pillow at Naruto. “I’m not scared you fucking idiot. I’m angry. How could you put yourself in that kind of danger on purpose? And you told me not to worry when I went to the museum. I was having a good fucking day, Naruto.”

Naruto frowned. “Sasuke, the last thing I want to do is make you upset.”

Sasuke cut him off with a glare. “Well you did. I’m very, very hurt!” Sasuke turned around so Naruto couldn’t see the tears running down his face. “Did you even think what I would do if you got hurt?”

Naruto pushed back his own tears. He walked over to Sasuke and hugged him tightly. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think things through very well.” Sasuke tried to push away, but gave up quickly. He turned and buried his face in Naruto’s chest and let his sobs out. “I’m sorry. I have to tell you something else.” Sasuke mumbled into his chest. Naruto took a deep breath. “I gave him a pass to the concert.”

Sasuke laughed through his tears. “Of course you did. You’re too damn trusting of everyone.”

Naruto sighed and held Sasuke tighter. “And you’re too suspicious.” Naruto kissed Sasuke’s neck. “I know you’ve got reason, love. I’m sorry I ruined your birthday.”

Sasuke gave in and wrapped his arms around Naruto. “You haven’t ruined it. I’m mad at you, but I know it’ll go away and I love you very much.”

Naruto release his breath. “I love you, too, Sasuke. I’m sorry for upsetting you. Let me make it up to you?”

Sasuke nodded. “You’ve got a lot there. I suppose something you bought might make up for your stupidity.”

Naruto huffed but smiled at Sasuke. “I got you stuff I think you’re really going to like.”

Sasuke smiled. “I’m sure I will. Go get it and bring it over here.”

Naruto stood up and grabbed the bags. “I didn’t get them wrapped, obviously.” Sasuke smiled and took the bags from Naruto as they were handed to him. The first one had CDs from his 10 favorite artists. He smirked and kissed Naruto’s nose. The next bag he opened had stuff for his tattooing. He smiled and kissed Naruto’s neck.

He took the last bag Naruto offered him and smirked when he saw the Converse logo on the box. He knew what these were. “You got high tops right?”

Naruto smiled and pinned Sasuke to the bed. “Yes. High top and black.” He kissed Sasuke hard, possessively. “You’re so old school.”

Sasuke laughed as he ran his hands through Naruto’s hair. “How do you make me forgive you so easily?”

Naruto shrugged. “My super awesome bod and kick ass attitude.”

Sasuke laughed again, before their door banged open and a very irate Itachi stepped through the door. Sasuke was going to say something, but decided against it. “Naruto James Uzumaki!”

Naruto giggled. “My middle name isn’t James.”

Itachi glared and shut Naruto up. “I know that. It just worked for the situation. If you ever do something so stupid again, I swear I will cut your testicles off with a dull, rusty butter knife!”

Sasuke giggled. “Oh, ‘Tachi. I knew you cared.”

Itachi sighed and threw his hands up in frustration. “You all ready forgave the moron didn’t you?”

Sasuke nodded. “How could I not? He bought me high tops. And, Itachi, if you could not threaten his nuts I’d appreciate it; I think I have a use for them.”

Naruto shrugged. “And I got some angelfood cake.” He held up the last bag. “I thought we could all get together and sing happy birthday and have a cake.”

Itachi rolled his eyes and shrugged. “Fine.”

Naruto turned to Sasuke and winked. “So what use did you have for my nuts?”

Sasuke rolled his eyes this time. “Shut up and get everyone together for cake.”
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