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Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, nor do I profit from this story. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, who has a younger twin brother.

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Disclaimer:
I own none of these characters. I write the characters according to my own
views about them. In addition, I write them how I think they will react in the
situations I place them in. So please refrain from
leaving reviews stating they are OOC, since each person interprets such things
differently.

My love once again, goes to the beautiful kakashizgirl.

This chapter basically tells their thoughts, plans and
some things that have happened since they have been back in the village, a
boring chapter to be honest. LOL

Extra Warning: Slight Adult Imagery ~well slight to me~

Same Warnings as last chapter:

Plotless, Insane, Lacks Common Sense, AR, Bad
Language and Very Bad Humor- Also, they may seem OOC to some and IC to others.
I just write them as I see them, looking under the veil so to speak. I just hope you enjoy the story
One
more thing, I won�t be able to post any chapters for a
while, I need a new beta ~very sad face~ My love has a new addiction right now,
so� yeah. I am rewriting chapter 5 as we speak. There are
some things I just did not like about it. So as soon as I find another
beta, I will post the next chapter ~smiles~

Chapter
4
Getting It Together

Lee hears the sound of paper pushed
under his door. Sitting down the kunai he is sharpening, he hurries to it. On
the floor is the notice he has been waiting for, a small scroll with a blue
ribbon. It is time for their last meeting.

They have been meeting every two days,
except weekends, for the past month since they have been back in the village.
It has been a great way for them to keep up on their plans and figure out
together what needs to be done next.

Luckily, they had found a quiet
clustered forest area, on the deep left side of the training grounds for their
meetings. No one goes there, since finding misdirected kunais and shurikens is an impossibility. In addition, it is a serene place and
keeps them optimistic.

Even though they did have a little scare a week and a half ago, the call for periodic checkups
were given. With it brought some suspicion their way. Since the check up is of
the head to toe variety, the little ninjas participating just was not going to happen.

Unfortunately, Lee and Sasuke are known
for being promptly seen first, so those two denying first call was quite
unsettling. However, puberty is always a great excuse, so they had used it to
its fullest.

Just thinking about that situation
makes Lee wipe imaginary sweat off his brow. He is so glad they are able to get
out of that fully clothed.

As he finishes packing the small sacks
that he has to bring with him, he begins to feel the familiar nervous
excitement that has permeated his very being since that day. This time though
it is more intense, the last of the goods needed are to be
taken to their new home today. This means everything is in place and
ready for them to move on in.

He knows he probably will be one of the
four going because of his speed. Kiba the other, since Akamaru is quite speedy
as well. Moreover, there is not a lot to take, but important items nonetheless.

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Naruto walks away from Lee�s door, to
make his way to the meeting place. He is so glad that there is just one-step to
go in their plan, even though it is the most difficult. Difficult but
enthralling; he cannot tell a lie, he is so turned on about the last step.

It is where they are moving, that makes it all worth it. When they had made to it to the Land
of Waves two days after their� enhancement, it only took one hour to find their
paradise, their glorious haven.

It was as if it had called to them.
Finding that place cemented the ideal that they were not freaks but great men--
no, they were close to super human!

It is such an Eden; you can walk right
past it if you do not know it is there. A stone archway covered in vines and
brush, looks so much like the surrounding forest that is exactly what you think
it is!

However, once you walk through that
green curtain, what you see, floors you in the most uplifting way possible. The
estate is huge! Large clearings semi- surround it, which in turn is surrounded by a beautiful emerald green forest.

You are amazed to see four waterfalls,
one of which is even height with the cliff that it flows from. The
cliff is not too much taller than the mansion. It is almost as wide as the
somewhat narrow cliff. Another one runs in between the two sides of the domain,
which is carved into a small hill. The waterfall also
flows over natural shelves with bright greenery as decoration.

The third and fourth are only divided
by large and small light gray stones, which have a water deity carved at the
top. Both of these come out of the same hill the manor is engraved
into.

What makes the second waterfall so
valuable to them though, is the steam wafting off it. It falls into a small
spring surrounded by colorful water flowers. It is directly
connected to the left part of the building, making it instantly
accessible.

The clearings that semi-surround it are extremely fertile, which is great since they are going
to grow quite a lot of their own food eventually. They have to try to save as
much money as they can.

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Kiba and Akamaru stand staring at their
soon to be old home. He has already received the small meeting scroll and has a
sack of goods tied to Akamaru�s back. Looking at the place he and his faithful
friend have called home all their life-- in fact, both of them were born here,
he knows they will both miss it dearly.

However, he cannot say enough to where
he would rather stay than go to his new home. Their new home is a masterpiece,
and Akamaru is deeply in love with it as well. Moreover, he cannot wait to see
the kids they will have running around it.

Speaking of the soon to be conceived
rug rats, boy did they have to get a lot of stuff! Kids, especially babies
needed so much; they had to make many money-saving decisions.

Giving his old home one last sad look,
he turns deliberately forward and starts walking towards his inspiring future.
Since that day, he no longer regrets what has happened, if anything, he is damn
glad it did.

As he walks to the meeting place, he
remembers how they felt dumbfounded when they looked at one of the many baby
books. Changing diapers anywhere from 8-14 times a day?!
How can a newborn shit so much? For God�s sake, they are only drinking milk!

Lee is the one though, that told them
that he thinks the pain they had in their chest during their enhancement, made
it possible for them to�to�breastfeed.

Kiba�s face starts to light up like a
Roman candle just thinking about that. They can actually feed their kids from
their chest? Fuck that! They 'chestfeed', not breastfeed! Dammit!
He makes note to tell his fellow co-conspirators this revelation: Just because
they can give birth, does not mean they cannot make it as manly an experience
as possible!

Not saying they were not appreciative
of their small feminine ways, they of course had their place. Being nurturing
to the kids, is one of those ways.

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Sasuke is sitting under his new clan�s
favorite tree, waiting for them to show up. By his side is a sack full of
memorabilia from his life here in Konoha. He wants his children to know about
where he comes from, as well as their�father. Soon to be
father anyway. He found him... well him, Kiba and Akamaru. It is great to
have such a talented canine around; all he had to do was give Kiba something of
Itachi�s. He gave him Itachi�s ANBU mask. Kiba had assured him it did not
matter that his brother had not used it in years; his scent would still be
there.

True enough, Akamaru took a whiff and
was off like a shot. They had run with the big canine for about two hours,
before he stopped suddenly. There a hundred yards ahead was his big brother
Itachi. They did not see his fishy friend around, but had decided to keep tabs,
to make sure Sasuke could get him alone.

Good news came their way two days ago;
Shikamaru had informed Naruto that his good friend Gaara was coming for an
important meeting with the Hokage. That makes everything so much easier.
Instead of making GP-Day (Get Pregnant) a two-day event, it is now a one-day
shot.

Sasuke will go with Lee to perform the
Twilight and then the Deep Sleep Jutsu on Neji. Since Neji is quite strong,
Sasuke has figured he will definitely have to put more chakra into it.

Naruto is going with Kiba just for
backup and support. Both Shino and Neji will be knocked out
for at least two hours. This is very good for their escape plan.

All of them will be there when he and
Naruto make their first sexual debut. He will especially need their help.
Sending his brother off to happy land will not be easy, but he�s
hoping they can at least get Itachi to see that he is not posing any threat.

Heat begins to infuse his face as he
thinks of how he is going to show his brother that fact. He does feel some
relief; Naruto has to do the same thing. So at least he is not alone in this
embarrassment.

Sasuke�s head snaps to attention as he
hears feet trampling the underbrush. Sending out feelers, he knows it is the
other clan members. Finally, their last meeting can begin.

�About time,� he says as he sees Naruto
coming into the small clearing. �You didn�t have anything more you wanted to
bring?�

Naruto stares at the darkening sky.
�Nah, nothing else but my petroleum jelly and that fits in my pocket.� He pats
his lower pants pocket lovingly.

�Petroleum jelly is so sticky though,�
Lee�s face shows nothing but distaste for the product.

�That�s true, but the ride is smooth
longer,� Kiba winks at him with a leer.

�It has worked miracles on my knees
too!� Naruto says happily, �They were so rough before, now they�re as soft as
my ass.�

�Feel up on yourself much,� Sasuke
teases.

Naruto blushes heavily and glares at
the Uchiha. �The books we got said it was a good thing to know your body, asswipe!�

At that reminder, they all become a
little on edge. There are many mixed feelings they have about the shop and its
keeper. The shop was cool, but some of the items really turned their stomaches.
While thoughts of the shopkeeper bring gratefulness, they also bring a creepy
dirty feeling too.

�Does everybody have something to
measure with?� Kiba decides the mutual thoughts are not very productive.

All the other shinobis nod their heads
in the positive. It is all part of their bet: Whose lover has the biggest dick.
The one who loses, by their lover being the smallest, has to clean the
bathrooms for two months in their new home, a chore none of them like and are
most willing to avoid.

�You know it will suck big time if he�s
the smallest, with him the oldest and all,� Sasuke says, them being the same
size does not sit well with him.

The little ninjas themselves have
already had their bet of length. It had all started with those damn blasted
books!

At a meeting two weeks ago, the boys
had discussed some of the�interesting exercises that are
found in the manuals. One thing they had noticed that all three books had, was the measuring of one�s penis. The books stated that
men should be proud of their penises regardless of size, but knowing all the
details can give you more reasons to be.

They all admitted they had and gave
their lengths. Of course, none of them believed each other so everyone�s pants
had to come down. The results were the same, but still quite shocking.

What was the most shocking was who was
the biggest: Lee.

Yes, little twinky
Lee had the biggest dick among them. At eight inches, his rod was a nice piece
of flesh. When he was erect, the head of cock does not pop out. He has to pull
back the foreskin to show his dark pink glans.
Greenish blue veins crawling up, down and side to side all over his light beige
foreskin and shaft, show a powerful testament to his masculinity.

All the others could not help but be
impressed. Kiba and Sasuke were the same size just a half an inch shorter than
Lee, which left poor Naruto the low man on the totem pole.

It wasn't that
he was tiny; his cock was still quite remarkable. At seven inches even, he too
was uncut, in fact, the only one who was cut was
Sasuke.

Even though he is the smallest, his
dick is definitely the most attractive. Nestled in a crown of golden curls,
lays his pale pink shaft with a light tan foreskin. The light blue veins on his
shaft don�t cross the foreskin; they seem to stop and
curve in arcs. His hot pink, rounded head reminds you of a cherry bomb pop--
just delicious!

The other ninjas grudgingly admitted
his was the best looking as well. Though they made sure to let him know it did
not change the fact that he lost.

So, for two weeks he had to be
everybody�s lap dog. Running errands, giving back massages, being at their beck and call. He is so glad today is his last day of hell!
Naruto has even gone to the temple to pray that he doesn't
lose again.

�Aren�t you going to put something on, that
is easier to take off?� Sasuke eyes his blond friend�s tight pants and shirt.
He and Naruto have to be able to get naked quickly.

�Oh it will be quick enough; I�m going
to add more mystery,� Naruto looks mischievous.

The others start to look a little
uneasy by that. They don�t know if it�s a good idea to
toy with the redhead.

�Don�t get carried away, Naru-chan,� Kiba wraps an arm around the boy's shoulder. �I
still don�t think he is all that stable.�

�Too much teasing may piss him off,�
Lee nervously twists his fingers.

�Ok, ok, don�t get your dicks in a
knot!� Naruto rolls his eyes with exaggeration. �I just want to get him hot,
that�s all.�

Giving troubled nods, they turn their
attention to other details about their plan.

�Lee, is our plan still ago?� Sasuke
and Lee had brainstormed a week ago to come up with it.

�Yes, everything has
been confirmed,� Lee feels so bad about it, but what else could they do? They have to get
pregnant, so a �by an any means necessary� approach is
vital.

�He probably won�t think anything of it
when he wakes up,� Kiba tries to console him.

He can totally relate to how Lee is
feeling. Having to tell blatant lies or use
underhanded tactics on your good friend, is like tearing your soul in two.

�Do you have a plan Kiba?� Naruto wants
to know if he will be required to do anything but watch. Being the little
pervert that he is, albeit undercover, he is so looking forward to his first
voyeuristic experience.

�Nah, I�m going purely by instinct,� he
winks at his friends.

Looking apprehensive once again, they
try not to panic. Kiba can be quite impulsive, so they are quite worried about
the consequences his �instincts� might bring them.

�Don�t do anything ridiculous Kiba,�
Sasuke gives the Inuzuka a very stern look. �We want this thing to go off
without a hitch.�

Kiba stares at the uneasy, almost
scared faces and sighs. The last thing he wants to do is make everyone even
more jumpy for this important task.

�Sorry guys, I�ll make sure to try and
control myself,� he gives them a wan smile and is happy when broader smiles are returned.

�Will me and
Kiba go to the castle tonight?� Lee is somewhat apprehensive about going so
late.

�No, I think it best to just wait on
that,� Sasuke puts all the bags together in a pile.

�Yeah... don�t
wanna miss getting your first lay,�
Naruto chirps in, causing the other boys sigh consternation.

It had been decided that since they didn�t want the embarrassment of being caught, they would
start the designated day at midnight. That way by the time the sun hit, they
would be in their own home comfortable and safe.

�Well let me put these on Akamaru,�
Kiba goes to the pile. �This way nothing is accidentally forgotten.�

Seeing all the nervous and worried
faces, Lee feels a hint of relaxing is in order.

�We still have a couple of hours before
it�s time,� he sits next to Sasuke under the tree. �Why not try to get a couple
of winks in?�

�Sounds good to me. I want my batteries
fully charged for this.� With that said, Kiba plops
down in front of Sasuke and uses the other boy�s lap as a pillow.

�Gee, I guess asking first would have
been too much effort,� he growls, but not meanly. He really does not mind, he
likes being close to his new family.

�I think they think too much alike,�
Lee stares down at a lap now full of blond hair.

Both ninjas shake their head and
chuckle at their comrades.

�Everything is going to go ok, Sasuke,�
Lee places his head on the Uchiha�s shoulder. �We just have to believe it
will.�

Sasuke looks up into the dark blue sky,
staring at the pale white moon. He sends a prayer to her.

�You have made us your children too
now; you share us with the sun.� He lays his head onto Lee�s, �Help us through
this; allow us our reward.�

Thank
You�s and Comments

solitare1- I haven't laughed so hard in a long time...my face hurts
now! Are you on FF.net, cause if you are I want to favorite you and have auto
updates!!! I don't want to
miss a chapter of this story. You are very talented and have a great sense of
humor!!

That
is a big compliment to me, I am always unsure about how my humor will come
across. Yes I am, I wish you could favor stories here though, I have quite I
love here myself. Thank for reading my story and I hope the following chapters
are at least decent.

Onikage-
OMG.....!! I Cannot believe how many
times I actually laughed during this! The mix of Humor, inuenduos,
and future problems.. O.O YIKES!!!

I love the pairings, and really, not that I've read
this far, I couldn't see it any other way. I think Gaara and Neji will be the
most excepting, (though Neji's clan will throw a fit.)
but I can't wait to see what drama unfolds before them, and with Shino, and of
course, the Uchihas!

Great story, and i'll be
watching! Update soon!

LOL
Yeah I wanted to show that the problems have only just begun. Even though, I do
not think the story will become really all that
dramatic, well I don�t think so anyway.
Mmm�I don�t know how accepting they would be. Gaara�s
family would not be surprised though, LOL Neji�s�.I don�t know, might be a
little jealous maybe ~ I am a big Hyuugacest fan too~
As
soon as I find a beta, I will update as soon as I can. Thank you so much for
reading. ~smiles~

Admiral ShadowWolf- *chuckles* i
waited until you had more than one chapter and some reviews before reading this
and i must say i have
enjoyed what you have up. i
love the pairings, and i totally like the humour/ angst you're building. and
i'd so love to see a shot of the four guys in front
of the stand... totally amusing but hot, i'm sure!!

anyways, good luck and write more! thanks
for the lurvly story!!!

I want a picture of that too, to be honest. I
am glad you find the story worth reading and I hope the following chapters will
be as well. Thank you for liking my humor ~blush~

jess249- Lol, What an embarrasing place to
shop XD

But if you get the stuff for free just for posing, I would do it too. x3

Hehe, sasuke got a potion
to make the "beast" in itachi come out XD

I so cant wait to see that.

And my other fav. couples are SasuNaru...and you
just got the rest. Uchihacest is my number 1 favorite
^^

I actually based that scene on a�um�
experience I had when I was young ~blush~ I thought it
would fit this story LOL
I can�t wait to
portray Itachi in this story, I think people may find him quite different from
regular fanon.
Oh, I am a diehard Uchihacest
fan; I have tried to read SasuNaru and failed
miserably D:
Thank you so much for reading.

nekluvshp- OMG!!! That was
hilarious and awesome. I can't wait to read more;
much, much more. I think I'm most excited for the NejiLee pairing than any of the others. Especially since
Lee is not exactly Neji's favorite person in the world. ItaSasu,
what an awesome pairing!!!!

Oh I am so glad, you have me excited about
writing it :D NejiLee is so under appreciated sometimes,
I think. One author had wrote, that NejiLee was
actually the most gayest couple in the manga LOL I
have to agree, since the situations they are put in together are just too
funny! Uchihacest rules! :D Thank you so much for reading.

Dragon- Loved it I can't wait to read
more so update soon.

Yeah! As soon as I get a beta, I will be on it :D

shadowphoenix143-Wow, that store owner has some balls to ask them to do
that! They probably could have just tied him up for being a pervert and taken
what they'd wanted anyway! They sure had lots of fun
in that store though and got all kinds of goodies! Very funny
chapter!

Yeah, they could have done that, but I would have been at lost for the rest of the chapter LOL I
needed them to just cooperate, for my sake LOL Yeah the goodies, I wish they had
more stuff though. Thanks for reading �:D

kinkou- *snicker**snicker*
You haven't failed to provide another entertaining chapter. I can just SEE all
the havoc the boys did in the store. LOL! *holding
stomach* It hurts soooo good.

Thank you so much for that beautiful compliment :D I really wanted to show, that they are still
just boys and boys have to cause chaos LOL

LunakaWren-
O.O

I think I used to work with that guy...

Aw, bless their little innocent minds!

Update soon please!

LOL LOL Really? Poor dear. He is a
funny old coot though. :D I will as soon as I can. Thank you so much for
reading.

navajo- i love this story i cant wait to the alpha's are confronted.

Oh, that is chapter 5, and
trust me, it is not what you may think ~wink, wink~ Thank you so much
for reading. :D

YaoiBK-
wow that was good..plz
plz continue

Thank you so much! :D I will, I will, I just
need a beta LOL

Eremi22- This is sounding great!! I a very excited at the prospect of encountering a miniature
Neji with Lee's eyebrows *squeals*

Thank you so much! :D
~squeals with you~ That would be so cute too! To be honest, I have no idea what
any of the children will look like ~is shot~

If anybody would like to be a beta for me,
please leave a comment. All I need is for someone to check my grammar, spelling,
tenses, pronunciation, and story flow, that�s it! :D
Hope somebody will be interested D:
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