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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Kurai Kisu: Ok so I am bored out my damn mind at work so
I decided why not get a chapter out while I have nothing to do. Don’t
get me wrong I don’t just sit around all day. I just get my job
done fast and end up with nothing to do. Wow the holidays are upon us
again. Yay? I dunno my birthday is coming up in March the big 2-7.
Damn I’m old but the problem is I guess I don’t look my
age so I have jerky ass older people treating me like I am some
little hoodlum ready to hurt them. Please for me to actually waste my
time trying to do harm or lie to someone is just a waste of energy.
Not needed and yes too troublesome. I feel like I must really care
about you if I take time out of my life to think of something to do
to someone. No thank you. Cause as my siblings and beta say about me
‘I just don’t give a fuck’ lol I don’t listen
to anyone shit sometimes I don’t even listen to myself. Funny
hehehe. Wait…what? Anyways on to the next chapter!

Chapter 39 (IT WILL END….just don’t know
when)

“Orochimaru-san, please wait for us in the
waiting room.” Haku smiled gently at the snaky pervert.
Orochimaru nodded reluctantly. The only reason he had readily agreed
to come to the hospital was because he had expected to see the boys
undress for their physicals. Slowly, he trudged towards the waiting
room. Grumbling all the way. The man sat by himself in one of the
furthest most corners, keeping himself in obscurity.

“Oh my goodness, did you see those two they were
so kawaii!!” Temari squealed to her boyfriend.

“Hmph! They look like they’re gonna be
troublesome.” She rolled her eyes at the response, turning to
the others in the small group.

“I agree the babies are very cute. The little boy
looks like a miniature Naruto.” Beamed a now calm Menma. Neji
just smirked looking down at his frail companion. No one took notice
to the suddenly alert man in the corner of the room, their focus was
the two newborn twins in the nursery. Well everyone but one person, a
certain red head. His attention was split between the babies and his
resting lover. Naruto was extremely exhausted after the last baby and
his skin looked deathly pale. Even if Sakura told the green eyed boy
that it was ok, he still couldn’t stop worrying about the
blond.

Everyone was chattering and cooing over the kids other
than the father and Kiko. The small brunette looked a bit dejected.
Kakashi took notice and knelt down so he could look in the little
boy’s face.

“What’s wrong, Kiko-kun?” Hazel eyes
looked up into the man’s face, his fat little cheeks puffed out
and his bottom lip trembled slightly. He looked as adorable as the
newborns at that moment.

“I thought they would really look like puppies,
not babies….” The older people chuckled at his cute
response. Iruka joined his mate kneeling in front of the child.

“But, Kiko-kun, did you really think that
Naru-chan or Gaara-kun looked like animals? They don’t have fur
or walk on all fours.” Kiko looked up, studying Gaara’s
person. He hated to admit it but the only thing that really looked
animalistic about the red head were the rings around his eyes. That
and the fact that when the man was about to fight he looked like a
wild beast. A soft sigh escaped the chibi’s mouth, his head
dipped down and he nodded agreeing with the two adults.

“You’re right but I still think they would
have been cuter as puppies. And I was hoping that Naruto-san would
have at least let me keep one.” His answer earned him another
round of chuckles. The small child was too cute for his own good.

“Ah, a miniature Naruto….mmmm sounds so
yummy. I hope I get to see him before he gets too old. I bet he has a
cute lil ass just like Naruto. Oh how tight it probably is.”
Green eyes narrowed dangerously. The entire crowd quieted down to the
soft murmurs coming from the corner. There with his back to them was
a long haired pale man. He seemed to be daydreaming and what’s
worse he was having filthy thoughts about a newborn. But not any
newborn, Subakuno Gaara’s newborn son! A dark aura seemed to
literally pour out the stoic teen’s body, his glare intensified
and narrowed in on the perverted male in the corner looking out the
window.

“Kiba…Kiba!”

“What!”

“Go get the video camera this is gonna be worth
putting on YouTube© !” The whispered conversation went
unnoticed.

“Ah I bet his skin is tan just like Naru-chan’s
and just as soft. Mmmm I wonder-“

WHAM

A large shoe came in contact with Orochimaru’s
head.

“OOH!! that’s gotta HURT!!” Chorused
the onlookers in the room.

“What I miss what I miss???”

“Don’t worry I caught the first part with
my phone now start taping!” Kiba positioned the camera to his
eye and hit the record button just in time to catch Gaara picking the
man up by his shirt and slam his fist right into his nose.

“Hell yea!! Lemme get a piece of that shit!”
A very revved Shuei exclaimed.

“Yes I believe the best tactic would be to attack
at different angles to bring down the terrorist of our private
sects…”

“What did that kid say?” Jiraiya just
stared at Ryuki. The small raven reminded him of one of the kids
Naruto and Menma use to hang out with. Either way they both creeped
the man out to no ends.

“He said lets get that butt touching perv!”
And all three boys went screaming into battle. The fight wasn’t
really what could be considered a fight, more like a beat down. Feet
and fists were all up in his nose, all up in his eyes, all up in his
teeth, in his NUTS! Oh the humanity.

The beat down was still going on as Konohamaru was
getting back from his visit with Naruto. He paused before his hand
even touched the door. The teen could hear the voices of those three
terrors. Sounded like they had gotten a hold of Orochimaru and that
meant he was bound to get in trouble if he was anywhere near the
vicinity.

“Fuck this! I am NOT about to get pulled into
this shit..” He made a swift 180 turn only to come face to face
with Father Haku. Konohamaru grimaced. Somehow he just knew this
would happen.

“Konohamaru why in the WORLD are you using that
language and why are you talking to yourself anyways.” The teen
tried to answer but he was already being pushed into the room behind
him. He closed his eyes tight as he anticipated what he knew was
coming. “DEAR KAMI KONOHAMARU HOW DID THIS START??? WHAT HAVE
YOU BEEN TEACHING THESE ANGELS?!?! GET OFF HIM BOYS?!?!” Yup
the 13 year old was right as usual he, in some way, was the reason
for all the chaos that the three “angels” caused. The boy
didn’t even bother to protest, he just accepted the punishment
even AFTER the boys had explained they were led by their own devices.
Oh his life was just oh so interesting…

Later That Day:

After
security finally pulled Gaara and the 3 chibis off the pale man and
got everyone settled down, the entourage returned to the resting
blond’s side. The red head, as usual, only received a slap on
the hand due to his high position in the city. So there was no
further discussion as to why he was damn near laying in the bed with
his lover, gently stroking the tan face in awe. The boy never thought
he would end up having a family, especially because of his preference
but there he was with newborn twins and a male fiancé. Gaara
had to admit even if only to himself that he had never, in his entire
life, felt so complete than he was at that moment.

Naruto
smiled up at the affectionate attention he was receiving from his
mate. His blue eyes from time to time would scan the room, watching
the inhabitants coo and swarm around the two babies. They were
gorgeous and he was just relieved that the pain was over and he still
had his male hood intact. Although he did feel a bit guilty for what
he did to the poor red head. But what could he say he was in a lot of
pain and wasn’t paying attention to where his arm swung.

“Wow
they are so small and beautiful…” Kiba looked at his
lover oddly. The young man hadn’t stopped gazing at the twins
since his sister forced him to hold them. It was like a spell was
cast over the man. His eyes got all big and watery. Suddenly Kyuubi
opened her huge sapphire eyes up at him and made a tiny gurgle up at
them man. The next sound to erupt through room pretty much floored
everyone who wasn’t sitting down. Kankuro squealed like a high
school cheerleader in the middle of a stuffed animal convention
(O.o). The brunette quickly looked to his boyfriend with a strange,
alarming huge smile plastered right on his face. He hugged the babies
close to him. Having just opened his eyes, Shukaku joined in with his
sister, cooing and gurgling, their bodies squirming and wiggling
about in their uncle’s grasp.

The
look on Kankuro’s face caused his smaller lover to become
rather scared. Kiba backed up away from the man as he got closer and
closer to the tattooed boy. The babies stared at their uncle’s
lover, curious about the two bright triangles on his face.

“Why
are you looking at me like that Kankuro? What’s up with that
smile??” The brunette teen hit the wall staring at his, still
approaching, mate. He whimpered, clenching his eyes shut and turning
his head to the side like the man was going to bite his face off.

“Kiiiibbaaa”
His name was sing-songed to him, which just sent shivers down his
spine. Slowly he cracked an eye open and side glanced at the
baby-toting man.

“W..W…What?”

“You
know it would really be great to have a family of our own don’t
you think?” Brown slitted eyed widened to the size of dinner
plates.

“OH
HELL NO!” He tried to run but somehow Kankuro was able to hold
both babies, securely, in one arm and grab his wrist tightly with the
other.

“But
Kiba baby… You know I love –“

“Absolutely
not! Did you see all the shit that Naruto went through?! Why the hell
would I wanna get pregnant?!!”

“Pregnant?
Did you say you wanted to become pregnant? I would love to have a new
subject. I doubt Naru-chan will be able to help me with anymore
experiments for a while and now that its proven successfully I am
real need of follow up experiments!!” Out of Kami knows where,
Sakura popped up between the two brunettes her jade green eyes a glow
with excitement at the prospect of a new test subject.

“AH
YES THE YOUTHFUL SEARCH FOR KNOWLEDGE AND LOVE CONTINUES ON IN A YET
ANOTHER COUPLE!!!”

“Shut
up titty boy you aren’t helping me!!!” Kiba snarled at
the green clad freak. Naruto and now Gaara, who pestered his way all
the way on the bed, watched the small group bicker and fuss. Both
boys chuckled, looking at each other they smiled warmly and closed
all space between the two. Before the kiss even ended, they were
bombarded by camera flashes. Naruto blushed and Gaara scowled at the
gleeful blond girl holding yet another one of her precious camera.
Shikamaru just gave them a lazy smirk from behind her.

“AWWW
you two are so cute. KANKURO!!! Give them their babies. I wanna get a
family picture!” The brunette begrudgingly released the babies
in their parent’s grasp and went back to trying to persuade a
cornered and panicked Kiba. “Ok, you two, pose for me and face
the babies this way.” The two boys complied with the request
both producing satisfied smiles as the babies calmed down and looked
up at their aunt and the strange box over her face. The flash went
off again leaving the babies dazed and blinked repetitively. The look
on their faces translated loud and clear ‘What the FUCK was
THAT?!’

“Ne,
ne Naruto-san, Gaara-san???” They looked down to the side of
the bed looking into huge sparkly hazel eyes.

“Hmm?
What is it Kiko-kun?” The boy smiled as he got their attention,
fidgeting for a moment he climbed on the foot of the bed and sat on
bent legs.

“Um….erm
I got a question.” Neither male said a thing, waiting for the
boy to continue. Naruto for some reason had a bad feeling about what
was going to come out the boy’s mouth next. “Um….
What’s a butt pirate?!?!”

“EH?!?!?!”
Not only did the question catch the boys’ attention, it caught
everyone in the room’s attention even the twins. A small gasp
erupted, followed by three soft thuds and a small chorus of snickers.
On the floor in a small pile, passed out, were Haku, Menma, and
Konohamaru. The first two had no idea that something like that would
come from the small boy’s mouth while the third did, he was
just overwhelmed with the knowledge that he would be the one to pay
dearly for that inquisition. Shuei and Ryuki just couldn’t
contain the giggles that were fighting to get out. Kiko was just so
entertaining to be around. People were always passing out or turning
pale when he opened his mouth.

Why,
oh why, did the boy ask the question so damn loud. Naruto’s
face matched his lover’s face, Gaara just grunted with a smirk
and almost as if they understood the two babies copied their parents
expressions. Shukaku, who by now was really display Gaara like
qualities looked down blushing, while Kyuubi was smirking deviously.
Thankfully Iruka and Kakashi came to the rescue, the scarred man was
definitely joining his son and grandson in the blushing competition
currently going on.

“Kiko-kun
why don’t you come with me and let me have a little talk with
you.” The silver haired man said gently ushering the little boy
off the bed and towards the doubled doors.

“Uh…Koi
..Koi don’t tell him too much that’s a talk that should
be left to his father!” Iruka ran behind the man, fussing all
the way. He failed to noticed the other chibis following close
behind. Further behind, Jiraiya had the Haku and Konohamaru in both
arms, Neji held Menma almost possessively.

“Geez,
I feel like a damn mover with all these damn pansies fainting. Oh
well at least I get to see Kakashi having his favorite little
conversation.” The white haired man chuckled following through
the swinging door. Neji just shook his head before looking at the
others in the room. His face had a guise of annoyance until he
settled his gaze on the more or less an angelic look on his crush. He
smiled briefly and followed the others out the door.

Naruto
finally got over his shock and looked up at his fiancé. The
twins yawned softly taking the gaze between their parents as a cue
for their first well earned nap. The blond teen reached up pulling
Gaara down into a passionate kiss.

“We
really have an interesting family now, don’t we?” The red
head let out a soft chuckle and nodded. “Who knew all of this
would happen from that extra drink you had?”

“I
don’t know but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
They kissed again and once again were blinded by a camera flash and a
soft squeal. One thought at that moment running through their minds
simultaneously.

‘Dammit..’

Kurai
Kisu: Ok once again I was mistaken for a damn teenager. I just
braided my hair the other nite and someone thought I was fucking 19!
Probably cause I was getting drunk as hell last nite. Oh well tough
titties to them lol. But anyways. I can’t believe I was able to
get this out. I have like I said before evolved to doing these
chapters at work when I have nothing to do. Well this is a good week
anyways damn near everyone has been taking a vacation. Ok hmm
ur_best_friend I am so sorry that crap happened to you. Don’t
feel bad I had to snap at my mom once because she called one of my
exes an it. Then she tells me I want you to go to heaven with me.
Which caused me to wonder: ‘What makes you think YOU’RE
going to heaven??’ But you gotta love them because even if they
don’t support it they will still be your family when that
person, God forbid, is gone. Just ignore her. I don’t even talk
to my mom about it. Oh and Lilo you haven’t told me what kind
of one shot you want. Oh and Wren I will get onto yours very soon
since I decided I will use it as a side story with this story. So
that’s two side stories to this one of two different couples.
Me and Kami are gonna be busy LOL. Oh and no one seemed to have a
question for Kiko. Do you guys not like him outside the story. *
pretends to cry *HI ANNIEME ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU REVIEW MISSED
YA!! Oh before I forget Solitaire you know your one shot was an open
story it never really ended do you want another chapter cause since
its mirroring my relationship with my seme I am very inclined to do
another chapter if you so request it. And to answer your question
Damp no this is not the end well technically yea that’s the
last chapter of Too Many Drinks! But I had already planned to do like
a 2 chapter epilogue so we get to have the fun of child rearing with
these two. That way you can see what the twins are like and a little
revenge on the runt squad. So please follow me into the next two
chapters. JA!
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Later That Day: