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A Lewd New World	By : EvilFuzzy Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 74834 -:- Recommendations : 12 -:- Currently Reading : 24
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A Lewd New World
A Naruto smutbunny
By
EvilFuzzy9

WARNING: This fanfic depicts activities of an adult nature between characters who would be minors in the real world. The author of this fic does not endorse such things being done by minors in real life, and in fact strongly discourages minors from reading this, and also from participating in any and all such activities until they are at the age of majority/consent as defined in the laws or customs of their state or principality.
(sorry for the long wait... our internet access has been seriously limited, lately)

"KATSU!"
A moment of silence, tension at its peak. Time seemed to slow; it happened at a snail's pace.
Flashes of light.
Immense heat.
Expansion.
A wall of sound, compressed air vibrating, crashing outward.
HISS
CRACK
BANG
BOOOOOM
Explosions rippled through the air, a series of great fiery thunderclaps which smote the earth like a mighty hammer. Smoke blossomed, and the ground shook. Great clouds of dust were kicked up by the force.
A mighty wind swirled and rushed out from the epicenter of the blasts, tearing fiercely at Deidara's cloak. She held her hands up high above her head, as if in exultation. Her hair blew backwards, bangs driven across her face by the buffeting gale.
The smoke was thick and white, dried clay dust filling the air. The ground cracked and cratered in the tumult of the blasts, buckling and groaning under the sheer force exerted upon it.
Sasori gazed with a stony face at the product of her partner's temper.
"You are too rash, Deidara..." she said, waving a hand before her face. The dust was heavy in the air – she could hardly see.
"Hmph!" the blonde scoffed, sneering at the dense cloud of debris which shrouded the area she'd attacked. "We don't need to negotiate with Uchiha, you dig? Nothing good'll come of getting involved with that sort."
The redhead shook her head slowly. The motion was strange, smooth and fluid yet not quite organic.
"You are not even trying to follow orders, are you?"
Deidara smirked.
"Like you are?" she retorted. "I saw how you were looking at that Sarutobi chick."
"That is a different matter entirely," said Sasori simply. "The only one we really need is Naruto... the leader would surely not mind if I took one or two of the girls for my own purposes."
"Oh? And what would those purposes be, pray tell?"
Deidara's one visible eye widened. Sasori swiveled her head to stare blankly at the clearing smoke.
They saw the four Leaf ninja, perfectly unharmed. Their clothes weren't even scuffed!
Arms of chakra were encircling the group, flattened and overlapping like strips of segmented armor. Their color was difficult to place, seeming to shift in the light, irridescent as a beetle's shell, and partially translucent.
Naruto's hands were clasped together as one in prayer, and his body danced with flames of same make as the arms. Pure chakra flickered over his body, a shroud of light not unlike the halo of a saint. A long cloak of chakra fell down his back, moving like a living thing.
Strange, faintly runic markings covered his whole body.
He opened his eyes, as blue as anything, and beamed at the two Akatsuki women.
"That was a neat trick!" Naruto remarked, eyes twinkling. "I'm not half as good with bakuton, yet. Looks like the two of you are as strong as you are pretty!"
Deidara puffed up at this compliment, grinning and getting a little pink in the cheeks. Sasori, however, simply scoffed.
"I do not seek flattery from a shallow pervert like yourself," she sniped, her words sharp.
"Oho? And what's wrong with being a pervert?" said Mikoto. "Life is full of wonderful things to be sampled and enjoyed, women most of all!"
Miraiya let out a bark of laughter, and she struck a pose straight from a kabuki play.
"This coming from the coregent Queen of Perverts!" she declared, stomping a foot on the ground and brandishing her arms theatrically. "But the only thing wrong with being a pervert, in my opinion, is that it's not enough! It takes a SUPER pervert, like me or Naruto, to really make the world go round!"
"And who are you calling a super pervert, Pervy Babe?" Naruto inquired wryly. "I just give girls what they ask for."
"Even when they don't say anything?" mused Asuka.
"That's when they want it the most!" Naruto chortled.
"Hah!" Deidara laughed. "I think I like you, boy! If we didn't have orders from the leader, I'd be happy to show you a good time."
Sasori's eyes pierced the blonde like a sword.
"Then thank goodness for orders," she muttered, raising a hand in the air. "I've no patience for your senseless promiscuity."
Mikoto frowned at this, pouting.
"Hm? So you've got something against promiscuity too? How sad," she said, shaking her head slowly. "Variety is the spice of life."
"Well, there's one thing I can't argue with," agreed Asuka, nodding. "Kurenai and me have had some of our best times together doing it with other people."
"A woman's heart is a fickle thing," Miraiya concurred, speaking with a profound weight to her words. "Passion is constant, but the object is fleeting. Ever we flit from one love to the next, seeking true fulfilment. Is that not the essence of womanhood?"
"If to be a woman is to be a whore, then yes," said Sasori, her eyes sparking coldly.
Mikoto wiggled her hips excitedly.
"Oooh! I remember when I was the village whore~!" she tittered. "Although that was my first year as a genin, it was a very eventful one❤"
Miraiya hummed, nodding.
"Yes, I remember that... you were a real precocious little twerp, back then!"
"Ah, now, I wasn't THAT little!" Mikoto replied. "I was the earliest bloomer in my class, after all."
"Ah, true..." murmured Miraiya. "Just like me! Tsuttan and Occhin couldn't keep their hands off of me, when we first became genin."
"Ahh... this talk takes me back to graduation day," Asuka mused, smiling nostalgically. "That was the day I first became a woman..."
"Hehehe... I remember my graduation, too!" Naruto chortled. "Man, I was tired as heck by the time all my classmates were finished."
"Oh, that's right," remarked Miraiya. "You did do the ceremony that year, didn't you?"
"And every year since!" Naruto chuckled.
Deidara had a faraway look in her eye, humming pleasantly as she listened to the Leaf nin talk.
"Ah, that takes me back..." she purred, wriggling her hips a little beneath her cloak. "Now THOSE were the days!"
Sasori scoffed.
"What fools," she muttered lowly. "So obsessed with petty desires of the flesh... if such foolishness as this is the essence of femininity, then I am all the gladder to have cast mine aside."
Naruto turned his head.
"Wha...?" he said, looking up at Sasori on the butte. He stared at her confusedly.
The redhead met the blond's gaze.
"Do you wonder what I mean, Naruto Uzumaki?" said Sasori, looking down on him. Her expression was as unchanging as ever, eerily fixed. "Hmph. It's really quite simple..."
With a single fluid motion, Sasori tore her cloak from her body. She wore nothing else underneath, yet there was nothing to be seen. She had a slim, flawless figure. Too flawless to be real.
And it wasn't.
Her body was hard, her curves fixed and unmoving. She had no nipples upon her breasts, and no opening of womanhood between her legs. Her posterior curved beautifully, but there was no real cleavage between her buttocks, save to distinguish the shape of one from the other. Her limbs were segemented, joints rotating with the smooth clicking of puppet mechanisms.
A single white circle was upon her left breast, above where her heart would be. In blood red was painted the kanji for scorpion.
"Behold perfection," Sasori intoned, holding her arms out to the sides. They moved uncannily, with a wholly inorganic fluidity and precision.
Naruto gaped, disbelieving. So too did his teammates. Miraiya and Mikoto looked deeply dismayed, and Asuka was visibly disturbed.
"What in the...?!" the Sarutobi gasped.
"I can't believe my eyes!" Mikoto said, her sharingan whirring in a silent blur.
"Unnatural perversion..." muttered Miraiya, frowning deeply.
"You're a puppet!?" Naruto cried.
"But of course," said Sasori. "To err is human. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. Have you never heard such sayings?"
"Well... yeah, but..." said Naruto, frowning.
Sasori flourished her arms, and puffs of white smoke erupted behind her. Puppets appeared, like to her yet different. There was something grotesque about them, in the proportions of their figures, impossibly large busts and posteriors fashioned from some soft and rubbery material a shade or two different from the color of their base wood frames. Their faces were painted in a mockery of make up, looking somewhere between clowns and whores.
"These are you," the puppet mistress intoned. "You, and all your sort. Obsessed with sexuality, and pleasures of the flesh, fickle of heart and fleeting in beauty. Just as you fools make your lives to revolve around romance and lust, so too are these puppets useful only as sex toys."
"And what's wrong with that?" Mikoto retorted.
Deidara, next to Sasori, let out a harsh bark of laughter.
"Well, that's certainly all you Uchiha are good for!" she chortled, leering icily at Mikoto. "Mm, dollface?"
Sasori twitched one of her fingers, sending two of her puppets to collide with the blonde bomber. Hard phalluses of frightful proportion erupted from the puppets' groin regions, and between the two oversexed grotesqueries Deidara was pinned. The puppets tore away her clothes, then penetrated her.
"AHHHHH!" the ex-Iwa nin wailed. "AHHHHHHHH! SASORI, YOU FUCKING...!"
"Do not interrupt me again," Sasori droned. "Partners or not, I am still your senior."
The redhead then turned to face Naruto and his team once more, her partner being raped by two of her vulgar sex-puppets.
"Now where was I...?" she murmured.
Mikoto and Miraiya stared at Sasori's puppets – particularly the ones double-teaming Deidara – their eyes gleaming with lustful delight.
"So you're a sex-fighter..." murmured Asuka. She raised her arms before her in a posture of guard, lowering her center of gravity and narrowing her eyes. "Just like Naruto and Miraiya, huh...?"
"Injutsu's real tricky," Naruto remarked, scratching the back of his neck. "I have a big advantage with being a guy and all, but it was still one of the hardest things I've ever had to master. You're pretty dangerous, aren't you?" he said to Sasori.
"All members of Akatsuki use injutsu," said the redhead, disdain obvious in her voice. "Some of us more reluctantly than others. I personally find it disgusting, how the masses fawn over such things... but it is a kunoichi's duty to use every tool at her disposal."
A movement of her hand, and three more of the puppets flew down. They sprouted prosthetic cocks far larger than Naruto's, and that was no mean feat!
"If I must face such fools who obsess over sex..." Sasori muttered, moving her hands with obvious grace and skill, a master of puppets greater than any other woman alive. "...then sex I shall use to defeat them."
Asuka's jaw was firmly set, her face grim. She stood her ground as the puppet flew towards her, shifting her stance ever so slightly. Her eyes followed it closely, reading the puppet's trajectory.
Her grip on her trench knives tightened. Naruto could feel the chakra welling up in Asuka's abdomen, a subtle pulse of energy traveling up her arms, trailing a steady flow. She shaped it, molding her chakra according to its natural inclination.
The puppet drew close, near to reaching her.
Asuka sidestepped, sweeping her arms in a fluid, practiced motion.
"Flying Swallow," she muttered.
The puppet continued past Asuka for a second, and then it made to veer back toward her, take her from behind. But the momentum of its parts carried them yet forward, and like thinly sliced carrots the puppet's members fell from its main body as it turned.
A second later, that too split apart, a straight X hewn clear through the torso.
Naruto grinned.
"That's Asuka-sensei for you!" he remarked, chuckling. "She's almost as good with wind chakra as I am!"
Asuka snorted.
"How modest of you," she drawled.
Naruto laughed.
"What can I say?" he snickered. "I'm a real humble guy!"
A moment passed, then, as Naruto and Asuka glanced over to see how Miraiya and Mikoto were handling the assault.
They could have fallen flat on their faces at what they saw.
Miraiya and Mikoto were buck naked and eagerly riding the puppets. They had obviously thrown themselves right at the things!
"I guess there is such a thing," Naruto idly mused, "as being too perverted..."
"You can say that again..." Asuka sighed.
Deidara, Miraiya, and Mikoto all howled and moaned wildly under the assault of Sasori's puppets, while the Scorpion herself coolly sent the rest of her toys down to the flat barrens below.
"Too easy," she muttered, sending three puppets at Asuka, and seven at Naruto.
The three produced dildos of improbably size, while the seven opened up holes dripping with a sweet-smelling lubricant.
Sasori would have smirked, were she able.
"You sex-obsessed fools don't stand a chance against me..." she said lowly, moving her arms with masterful grace. "And all the easier will it be to bring you to our leader, when you harlots are half dead from exhaustion."
And so saying this, Sasori launched the second wave of her assault.

A/N: This chapter is shorter than usual, I admit, but I think it evens out with the last couple of long chapters... The delay of this update, relatedly, is in part connected to the fact that we have, at our house, an internet usage limit of 250 GB. With my youngest brother and his girlfriend moving back in, that brings us up to eight people on one network, seriously straining the limits of our allowed bandwidth.
On a similar note, we have a new Wi-Fi router for our home network, and it blocks access to all sites categorized as "pornography". Meaning I cannot browse AFF at home, currently. This may change at some point in the future, as such filters have been put in place before, then removed, but until then my AFF-only fics are officially too much of a pain in the ass to update.
Sorry to any followers of Hypernike or Feeding Frenzy! And I'd just finished a perfectly good next chapter for the latter, too, when I found this out...
Updated: 5/21/14
TTFN and R&R!
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P.S. (12-1-14)
Obviously, you can disregard the above, as this is once more working just fine for me. YAAAY! :D
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