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Chapter List
- 37
- 38
- 39
KuraiKisu:
Ok I just sent my paperwork off to South Korea. But thats not why I
am so excited its cause of these two links. If you are brave and old
as me or older this will leave you in tears or screaming like I was.
My oneechan and aniki watched this with me and we all were screaming.

Grover takes a poop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEMetTn5xI&feature=related

Accidents Happen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFC08_WRnU&feature=related

I think I have
officially been mind fucked. But anyways I am so interested in
finally getting to South Korea. I hope things work out. So did anyone
like Kiko's Corner?? Hmm? So sorry for getting this to you guys so
late. It was like everyone was against me this week. Even mother
nature cause I ended up stranded and walked over 5 miles with my damn
art bag around my neck some clothes in one hand and snow and rain
against me. Wonderful trip really * is blank faced * then I was
brought out to the local sex shop which is not too interesting to me
since I have been abstaining for the last year. TMI huh LOL I know
but oh well too late now you read it. Well on with the story.

Chapter 38

“Oh shit! Oh
shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh SHIT!!!!”

“Kiba! Get a
hold of yourself!” Iruka slapped the boy across his face. The
room went silent until the 'mild' contraction ripped through the
blond's pelvic region. He groaned, almost fell from his legs giving
way if a certain red head hadn't grabbed him as soon as he started to
fall.

Kakashi rushed into
the room when he heard the loud commotion. However, he skidded to a
halt at the scene before him. Naurto's groan launched Iruka into a
frenzy of his own. The grandfather-to-be was running all around the
room, arms flailing in the air, telling everyone and thing to call
911. At one point he even opened up the window and all but yelled at
a small bird to call 911 as well. This left the poor creature in a
very distressed state. Not to mention the bird was scared featherless
and soon after developed a very nasty, nervous twitch.

“Ru-Ru! Calm
down. Everything's under control!” The silver haired man ran to
his spouse, grabbing him in a tight embrace, attempting to calm the
frantic man.

What Kakashi said was
true, everyone seemed to go into auto pilot. Gaara led his groaning
lover to the door while Kiba and Kankuro went into the bedroom;
reappearing shortly with a suitcase already packed. Temari , finally
chibi free, called the hospital and alerted them of the situation.
Iruka was speechless; these young adults were so calm and collected.
It left the scarred man feeling useless. Kakashi caught the change of
expressions and pulled the man into a warm hug.

“Koi, he's
really gonna need you in the delivery room; showing your support.”
That seemed to have brightened the brunette up. Iruka smiled up
warmly at his masked lover and nodded in agreement to what he had
just said. By the time the two fathers were heading out to follow the
other, even the runt squad had calmed down. The three small boys ran
in front of the group holding the doors open for the groaning
moth-er....parent to be.

“After you're
had your puppies, I gotta ask you a question...” Kiko
innocently whispered. Between contractions, Naruto side glanced at
the small boy and gave a tiny nod, signifying he understood.

Shortly after, 3 cars
filled with people sped off to the hospital. Gaara, of course, drove
Naruto with the blond's parents in the back seat. Kiba and Kankuro
had to drive separate vehicles since Temari refused to have a foul
mouth 4 year old fawn all over her. She already knew Shikamaru
wouldn't prove to be much of a bodyguard from the chibi. So Kiba
drove with Temari and her lazy boyfriend. And Kankuro, reluctantly,
drove the last vehicle with a shocked stiff Konohamaru and the
potential, if not already, bane to his existence, the runt squad.

Konohamaru, the older
of the dorm kids, sat in the front seat next to the annoyed man. He
hadn't said a thing since it was confirmed that, yes, Naruto's water
HAD indeed broken. The boy just quietly followed the others and got
into the automobile when told to do so. Not a word left his being.

The three small kids
in the back were another story.

“Sooo....when
someone is gonna have puppies and they pee on themselves, it means
the storks coming to bring the puppies out their tummy?” The
small brunette questioned looking from Shuei to Ryuki. The other two
made thoughtful faces before a flash of clarity came over their
features. Shuei, the self proclaimed genius that he was, nodded with
a huge broad smile on his lips. Ryuki, on the other hand, shrugged
his shoulders. He was not ashamed to admit he didn't know much of
anything about child birth.

“Yea, thats
exactly how it happens Kiko.... The moms pee on themselves when they
are ready to let the kids out.” Kiko had a confused look on his
face.

“Well...then how
come they wait so long to do it? And why don't babies come out when
they pee in the potty?” Ryuki smirked. He knew the blue haired
boy was as clueless as him. The black haired boy shifted so he could
get a clear look at the know-it-all when he started his own
explanation.

“Uh...um.. The
reason.....is...cause” Red eyes darted about the back of the
SUV. A moment later his eyes widened and the same sly grin returned.
“Because the body can tell when its peeing on itself or not.
And they wait cause the babies gotta be big enough to come out.”
The hazel-eyed boy's orbs got bigger and bigger throughout the entire
explanation. When Shuei finished, the small brunette nodded his head
eagerly. Ryuki just shook his head.

During the sex ed.
lesson, Kankuro was perturbed beyond the limits. He already knew the
little blue haired kid was dense. Hell, the kid reminded him of Kiba,
the dumb parts of Kiba. And the elder of the vehicle refused to let
the stupidity spread. With a voice that even shook Konohamaru out of
his comatose state, the annoyed man began to fix, or at least try,
the damage that Shuei was causing.

“Ok, I can't let
this baka keep teaching nonsense!” Ryuki kept quiet, a relieved
smirk appeared on his small face. Kiko's attention diverted from the
red eyed boy to the driver. “First of all people do not have
babies when they pee on themselves. It takes 9 months for a baby to
properly develop inside their er....mother. And that was not pee.
Naru....Naru's water broke. Which means that the baby has gotten big
enough and its time to come out.” The 13 year old next to
Kankuro grimaced at the half-assed explanation and the near misses of
Naruto's identity to the two ignorant boys. The eldest brunette,
however, felt he did a damn good job of quelling the chibi's
curiosity and shutting the potty mouth up.

“Fucking smart
ass butt pirate.” Kiba groaned as he watched the SUV behind him
swerve drastically, almost hitting the car driving next to him. The
boy knew those kids would make his lover attempt to kill them, even
while driving. Truthfully, he thought it would have happened sooner.
How impressive, Kankuro was learning patience. Kiba just wished he
would get to the hospital in one piece.

In
the Car with Naruto:

“Are you ok Naru-chan?! Oh my poor child. I swear
Gaara if you cause him anymore pain I'll rip your tongue out your
fucking skull and strangle you with it!!!” At that point
another contraction decided to make itself known, causing the panting
boy to scream. “Thats it, red head!! Lemme at him Kashi! Leggo
I just need a few seconds!!” The silver haired man quickly
wrapped his arms around Iruka's waist, pulling the enraged parent
close to his body

Gaara sat in the front, torn between two overwhelming
emotions. He was worried and trying to focus on getting his
distressed lover to the hospital. But at the same time, his eyes were
uncharacteristically huge with fear. That confirmed it the usually
unmovable male's fear of two people, his beloved koi and his
overbearing and terrifying chichiue.

“Ma...Ru-Ru
if you kills him we'll all die in this car. Not to mention I don't
think anyone wants Naruto to raise two
babies all alone.” Kakashi gently rocked the scarred man in his
arms, trying to soothe the slightly struggling man. He didn't like
hearing his son in pain either but he knew this was natural. Or as
natural as a situation like this could get.

The blond in the passenger seat rubbed his round belly,
a faint whimper escaped his lips. The pale teen next to him side
glanced . The boy's face looked emotionless but those glowing green
eyes were filled with several different emotions. The most dominant
one being concern. Naruto wasn't due for almost another 3 weeks, and
although according to Sakura the blond giving birth a few weeks early
was considered safe; the entire situation had the father-to-be on
edge. Men weren't suppose to get pregnant, the fact that his lover
was, due to an experimental serum AND damn near full term, screamed

risk/danger. No the red
head wouldn't be at full ease until the twins were in the nursery and
Naruto was safely in bed with him.

The other thing that
bothered Gaara was the small addition to his lover's anatomy that the
pink haired scientist included a few weeks earlier to 'help' the
birthing process.

Flash Back

“You're going to do what to him?” The
monotone voice queried. Naruto was left speechless when the female
explained the delay in the routine check-up.

“I said I have to construct a temporary
vagina...Since the serum has promoted female reproductive organs to
form, it's only natural that he have a birthing canal ergo he needs a
pussy to push the kids out!” Gaara was less than appreciative
of the girl's choice of words. Sakura rolled her eyes, turning her
back to the two males. “Look I'm just going to make an incision
and allow a clear path for the canal. Its not like I'm gonna make a
fully functional vagina. It won't affect his manhood.” She
snickered patting the semi catatonic blond on his crotch, receiving a
startled squeak from one boy and a growl from the other.

“T-The canal...um will it react like a real
female's?” Finally coherent again, Naruto couldn't bring
himself to say pussy or vagina in reference to himself. The question
caught the attention of the other two. Both the red head and pinkette
seemed to fall in deep contemplation of what the tan boy was
insinuating. Said boy squirmed as his 'doctor' pondered silently.

Emerald eyes darted to the blond and a smirk
appeared on the girl's face.

“Well its not the purpose for the incision
but...if you two really wanted, then yea, yeas you could have
intercourse with it. I can't say if you would be as sensitive as a
female but hey never hurts to experiment.” Sakura shrugged,
turning back to her equipment, prepping for the small surgery.

Naruto had a strange, perturbed look on his face.
His dark blue eyes scanned his surroundings, letting his mind wrap
around the concept. He nearly fell off the operation table when he
looked at Gaara and the curious glint in those chartreuse eyes made
itself known.

“Don't even...”

End of Flashback

Later that week when his blond lover was fully healed,
and after much coaxing, the red head was allowed to 'play' with the
new feature. It proved to be interesting to say the least. Overall,
Gaara, thoroughly, preferred the blond's maleness even more so.

“Aaah! GAARA how much longer?!?” The blue
eyed boy's screech yanked the pale man out of his musing quickly.
Gaara looked ahead, seeing the large hospital a few blocks down.

“Almost there Koi. Just hold on...” The
blond nodded as best as he could and began his practiced breathing.

Shortly after, 3 SUVs roared into the hospital ER.
Sakura was already waiting with a wheelchair. Lucky for them all, she
managed to get a private sect for the high profile Subakuno-san and
his fiance. Along with her at the entrance, were Jiraiya, Neji, and a
nervous wreck of Menma. Kakashi manged to call them before they left
the condo.

As soon as the car doors opened, Sakura whisked Naruto
to the operation room. The entire entourage followed close to her
heels.

“Now Naruto I hope you will allow me to tape
this, it'll be my concrete proof for Tsunade-sensei and the school
board.” The blond was about to protest but his pink haired
friend just kept on in her explanation. “Before you object let
me assure you, everyone involved will have their identity hidden.
Well..all but me. I just want to show that you are indeed a male and
in labor.” A yelp broke out the boy's lips when yet another
contraction hit him. He cracked open an eye when the pain subsided
and looked up at a concerned Sakura.

“O-Ok j-just get the...the pain to STOP!”
The group behind them winced at the loud outburst. A certain red head
stiffened, feeling heat radiate at the back of his head. He knew who
it was which ensured that he was NOT about to look behind him. Sure
enough, Iruka was trying to burn a hole in the young man's head.

“Ma..Ru-Ru chan its not entirely his fault that
out Naru-chan is in pain.” The tan brunette growled looking at
his spouse.

“Yes it is! Its all his fault he should learn to
keep himself to HIMSELF!!!” Several snickers erupted further
behind the group. Temari snapped a glare at them only to pale
slightly when Shuei attempted to make seductive expressions, failing
miserably, and blew a kiss at her.

“Ew...” The blond girl spun back around
refocusing on her baby brother and his cute mate.

“Oh yea! She's the one for me.” The older
teens and the two chibis all rolled their eyes.

“Yea you keep thinking that.” A smirking
Kiba replied.

“WHEN IS THIS FUCKING PAIN GONNA END?!?!?!”
Menma whimpered, hearing his poor cousin in distress. Neji gently
gripped the smaller boy's shoulders and offered a reassuring smile.

“Don't worry, Naruto-kun is strong. He can take
it.” Wrong choice of words because both Jiraiya AND Kakashi
leered at the boy.

“Wouldn't you know!” The two perverts
chimed in. And they both were decked by an appalled Iruka.

“Jiji! Ojisan!! Are you two ok?!” Two shaky
thumbs up rose slowly into the air at the pale blond. However, the
long haired brunette smirked and muttered something akin to 'serves
them right', under his breath.

Finally, the pink haired scientist turned doctor, came
to a deserted hallway and rolled an agonized Naruto through a set of
double doors. There she and Gaara gently set the blond onto the
operating table. Sakura, immediately, started setting up machines,
tubes, monitors, camera,s and propped Naruto into the stirrups.

Lucky for her, she had a reliable camera man available.

“Bushy brows!? What the hell are you doing
here??”

“Don't worry Naruto. He won't say a thing.”

“No, my round youthful comrade. My love Sakura
has introduced I as well to the wonders of science. And in doing so
opened her heart to the springtime of my love!” For some reason
it looked like two water falls were cascading from his enormous eyes.
Sakura rolled her eyes, a faint blush on her face. Everyone else just
quirked their brows up.

“So you got the boobs off...did you mess with his
brain as well?” The girl smiled at Gaara, her blush getting
deeper.

“No, But what can I say, he knows how to treat a
lady.” Jiraiya leaned over to Iruka and Kakashi his eyes never
leaving the green clad nut job.

“I don't care what she says I think they're both
smoking something.” The group that could hear nodded in eager
unison.

“Or snorting something...” The lazy bum
added. Again an eager nod from the group.

“CAN WE FOCUS ON ME?! PLEASE!!!”All heads
snapped back to the pregnant male and his concerned lover.

“Gomen”

Sakura moved over to the blond's face wiping the still
forming sweat from his brow.

“Ok I am about to perform the first delivery from
subject A of the male pregnancy project. Hopefully if this is a
success there will be more subjects added to the project.” Lee
followed the girl as she opened the flimsy medical dress. Blushes
sprang up on several faces. “As you can see, subject A is very
much male.” (1) Naruto shrieked and pulls at the sheets. His
contractions were getting stronger. The pink haired girl nodded at
her bushy browed beau, gesturing for him to stabilize the camera at
the foot of the bed. Sakura moved towards the stirrups and sat on the
stool situated between the patient's propped up legs.

“What are you doing can't you see Naruto-san is
bout to splode wif puppies!!” An enraged Kiko squawked at the
girl.

“I can't do anything but wait until the babies
begin to emerge. Besides the anesthesia I gave him should be kicking
in soon.” The girl answered never taking her eyes away from
her focus. The tiny brunette huffed not very happy with the answer
but nonetheless returned to the side with the others.

“Oh Kami, this hurts so much... I don't think I'm
gonna be able to do this...” Gaara quietly watched his lover.
He stroked the blond hair in an encouraging manner. The blue eyed boy
looked up at him only conjuring up a weak smile before he screamed
exceptionally loud. His hand shot out and of all the places for him
to grab and squeeze, Gaara's nuts. All the men including the chibis
winced and hissed when the red head's eyes grew 3x big and he made a
noise that sounded like a dying elk and a sick canary. For the pale
boy everything went black after that.

When Gaara came to, he was in the waiting room, laying
across several chairs. He sat up, his hand unconsciously rubbing his
sore appendage. The red head instantly stopped when he heard
snickering from around him. Thats when the pale teen noticed he
wasn't alone in the room.

Kiba sat next to Kankuro, who was rocking back and
forth, cradling a bandaged hand. Iruka was fussing over both Kakashi
and Neji, who were sporting bandages around their heads. And the runt
squad all seemed to be trying to calm Menma down. The boy appeared to
have become even more of a nervous wreck, his body was shaking so
badly, the pale blond looked like he was literally vibrating. And to
re-track, yes, the damn brats were actually being compassionate.
Everyone supposed it was because Menma was so quiet and polite, a lot
like their beloved Father Haku.

“Hey, looks like someone finally woke up...”
Kiba smirked at the red head, his hand still gently rubbing his
lover's back. Kankuro glanced at his baby brother before continuing
to cradle his sore hand. Green eyes scanned the room and its
inhabitants.

“What happened to all of you?...” this time
Iruka looked up, a small smile gracing his tan face. He shifted in
his seat and focused on the confused red head.

“Well..”

Flashback
(a lot of these buggers huh?)

Iruka and Kakashi caught Gaara before his head
hit the cold floor.

“Is he ok?” A frantic pale blond
peered over his uncles. Neji stood behind him, both hands on the
frail boy's shoulders still trying to keep the boy from bouncing off
the walls.

Annoyed with the distraction, Sakura told them to
take the boy to the waiting room down the hall. Thats when all hell
broke loose. Naruto picked his head up, seeing his lover carted out
the room, the blond panicked.

“Where are you taking him? Whats wrong with
him? I want Gaara! Bring him back!!” Sakura got up trying to
latch the restraints around the frantic male. It took Jiraiya,
Kankuro, and Temari to hold the pregnant boy down long enough for the
pink haired girl to latch the fastens. The blue eyed boy was only
able to move his upper body, just to make sure the boy didn't freak
out even more. Big mistake. As soon as the swinging doors closed
again. Naruto howled. Not because of a contraction but because he
didn't want to have his babies without the red head there.

“Don't worry Naruto, we'll bring him back
before the babies arrive.” The tan boy looked at his 'doctor'
nodding softly. He laid his head back down for only a second when a
very strong contraction hit. Sakura frowned in confusion.

“Whats wrong? I-Is Naru-chan alright?!?! He
looks like he's in pain!!” Menma just wouldn't leave the girl
alone. She growled low in her throat, teeth gritting.

“Leave me the FUCK alone so I can do my
fucking job!” The outburst managed to quiet the boy down. But
only for a moment because before anyone could say a thing he was back
up by the bed bugging the girl and fussing over Naruto. The Sakura
still had a face of confusion on her.

“Seriously, whats wrong?” Jade eyes
looked up at the white haired man. She looked back down and sighed.

“The anesthesia I gave him is working but
not at the capacity I had hoped for.”

“Huh?”

“In other words, it numbed him but not
enough.” The white haired man made an 'o' silently and left the
girl alone to her own devices.

“Are the babies coming yet?! This shit
hurts DAMMIT!!”

“Um maybe you 3 should follow Gaara into
the waiting room.” Temari, ushered the boys out the room,
making sure to avoid the lovesick mini hentai.

“Aw, I wanna see the puppies when they
come!” Kiko whined, trying to get away from the girl. However,
his struggles proved to be futile. The boys were pushed out the door
way.

And then shit hit the fan again:

During the blond's struggles he got a Charlie
horse (2) added with the contractions, AND a sudden bout of mood
swings; oh yea, that room became hell on Earth. Menma really went
into hyper drive. The steel-eyed boy wouldn't stop hovering over the
operation table. Kakashi and Iruka returned shortly. Sadly, the poor
silver haired man didn't see what was coming at him at that time.

“Oh, shit Kakashi!” Neji, Kakashi,
Temari and Shikamaru ran to the man's aid. Iruka was gently rubbing
his mate's back as said man clutched the back of his head.

“How the hell did you get hit in the head
with a bed pan?!” Iruka and his lover scowled at the white
haired man. Neji shook his head staring at the metal pan. He smirked,
noticing the dent where it impacted with the poor man's cranium.

“Shut up...” He hissed, thankfully
accepting the scarred man's attention.

Another ear splitting scream ran through the
room. Everyone looked towards the bed. But it wasn't Naruto
screaming. Crouched on the floor, trembling all over was Kankuro. The
shmuck felt sorry for the blond since his mate was gone; he grabbed
the tan boy's hand in a comforting gesture. The brunette smiled
reassuringly but that changed quickly to a look of agony when the
blue eyed boy squeezed his hand in a bone-crushing grip. No sound
came from the male's mouth. Kankuro just fell to his knees in sheer
pain. He finally screamed when he heard the bone's in his hand crack.
Kiba and Menma immediately went about trying to get the poor boy's
hand out the death grip.

No soon than they got him free, than Naruto
grabbed the closest thing in reach. That thing happened to be the
heart monitor. The blond held it over his head and threw it towards
the group of people. Neji picked that time to pick his head up from
the already injured Kakashi. Fortunately, his head didn't receive the
full on blow of the machine rather he got nicked pretty damn hard.
And he was out.

Equally annoyed with the commotion, Jiraiya and
Temari took it upon themselves to aleviate the problem. They both
grabbed a couple of males in each arm and hauled them through the oh
so familiar door way.

End of Flashback

In the end Neji ended up waking about 15 minutes before
Gaara. A nurse came in and treated all the injured then quickly left
before the green eyed teen awoke. The red head sighed and looked at
and looked at everyone in the room. One thought kept circling in his
mind, Naruto needed him.

“You guys!” Everyone looked up “One
of the babies is crowning! Gaara you're needed inside!” Temari
moved out the way as her baby brother sped past her and into the
emergency room.

“Gaara!!” The blond screamed loudly, His
body thrashing about under the restraints. Sakura spared a glance at
the alert look on the red head's face and nodded her head toward the
head of the bed. The boy nodded back and moved over to Naruto's head
gently wiping his hair and sweat from his brow.

“I'm here Koi. Just relax and push.” The
tan boy tried to smile but grimaced, feeling his body begin to shift
and stretch.

“Ok, Naruto I'm gonna need you to push real hard
I can see the first baby's head.” Gaara squeezed the boy's
shoulders hearing him let out a loud grunt. Naruto's face turned
slightly red as he strained to push. Shortly after, both teens heard
a gasp of relief and then a cry. Sakura looked to the two new parents
a beaming smile. “It's a boy!” Temari rushed to her side
with a small white towel taking the wailing baby from her and moving
towards her brother with a pair of medical scissors.

“Gaara would you do the honors.” The red
head gulped, releasing his hands from his lover's shoulders and
moving over to his sister. He took the scissors nervously, looking
from her to his lover and down at his son. The looks he got from the
two blonds told him it would be ok. With little hesitation he cut the
cord eliciting another shrieking cry for the small boy. A smile crept
on his pale face as he watched his sister take his newborn son to a
nearby table to finish cleaning the child up.

“The other baby is coming! Naruto I know you're
tired but please push!” Naruto nodded as best he could and once
again grunted and strained. Gaara returned to his side briefly
rubbing the boy's shoulder and hand. Once again a cry broke
throughout the room. “This one's a girl!” The blond's
head fell back onto the pillow and he closed his eyes, breathing
deeply. Gaara smiled down at his lover, kissing him on his cheek then
his lips before moving over to cut the second cord.

By the time the babies were out, Menma, Neji, and Iruka
burst into the room. Bad timing because at that point Sakura was
pulling out the afterbirth. The scarred brunette didn't really seem
too bothered by that, his focus was on his two yawning grandkids.

“What the hell is that!” The long haired
boy exclaimed. Menma didn't say a thing his eyes just rolled up in
his head and he was out. Neji caught him but his support only lasted
until the pink haired girl pulled the squishy sac all the way out.
Then he too was out. The two teens lay in a heap on each other out
like a light.

“Men...” Temari muttered, rolling her eyes.

Iruka held the two babies in his arms smiling and
cooing down at them. They looked just like their parents. The happy
grandfather brought the babies to an exhausted Naruto and gently set
them in his arms.

“What are their names?” Naruto looked up at
Gaara, love continuously transferring back and forth from the two.

“Well we decided that the boy will be named
Shukaku and the girl is Kyuubi.” The names earned the two boys
strange looks but it didn't last long. Everyone was too happy and
relieved that the twins were out and utterly adorable. Shukaku had
blond hair like Naruto but his eyes were the same haunting green as
Gaara's while Kyuubi's hair matched the blood red that the pale teen
had her eyes glistened like two huge lakes of blue. Both babies were
tan with two whisker marks on each cheek. Come to find out the black
rings around Gaara's eyes weren't entirely kohl because both babies
sported black rings around their eyes as well. Either way, by the
time everyone got into the room to see the infants, everyone agreed
that they were two of the cutest babies any of them had every seen.

Naruto smiled holding the babies against him, his red
haired lover leaned down kissing him again and gently caressing the
babies with his finger.

“I love you Koi.”

“I love you too..”
1. Before you ask Shuei and Ryuki are too far back to hear
  the others call Naruto Male.
2. I had a fucking Charlie Horse this week while I was
  asleep and had to limp all fucking day.
Kurai Kisu: Ok yes there is another Kiko's corner but
before I start it I just want to address some things I forgot to do.
Hmm yes Shai to answer your question I would love to be your beta.
Lilo thats so sweet of you! One shot for you too but it will have to
wait. I haven't forgotten Wren! Just gotta finish this. And once
again I apologize I usually don't take this long to update. I guess
its cause my plate is pretty damn full. Looks like my own seme
decided she wants me back. Not sure if I wanna entertain that. I care
for her an all but I kinda like being alone. Not to mention if things
work out I will not even be in this country for the next year. This
chapter was suppose to be longer but I have to go to work tomorrow
and I have been doing my hair all damn day. But I hated not updating
for such a long time. I hope you forgive me.

Kiko's
Corner

Kami
no Noshikage: Hi
Kiko, you know I am?

Kiko:
A
lady whose got a weird obsession wif butt touching pervs?

Kami
no Noshikage: *
right eye twitches * noooooo... I'm Kurai Kisu's beta.......*
grumbles * little brat

Kiko:
* Blinks * whats a beta?

Kami
no Noshikage:
You'll understand when you take English courses and write fanfics
with your little friends.

Kiko:

Fanfics? Why would I wanna write those? Did you know that shes got an
Elephant butt?

Kurai
Kisu:
* growls off stage since shes tired up since she tried to kill him
last time*

Kami
no Noshikage:
*
eye
twitch * did you take your Ridlin today Kiko?

Kiko:
I dun take ridlin but my mommy makes me take Flinstone chewable... *
narrows his eyes * you aren't after them are you cause their mine!
And if you try to take them I'll kick you in the water hose.

Kami
no Noshikage:
O.o I'm a girl... I don't have a water hose.

Kiko:
Why
not did it fall off?

Kami
no Noshikage: * smacks
forhead * Ahem, anyhow, I have a question for you.

Kiko:
um...ok guess I'll ask mommy later

Kurai
Kisu:
* off stage* YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!

Kami
no Noshikage:
* sighs * My question is “What would you like to be when you
grow up?”

Kiko:
* tilts his head * Hmm.... * smiles brightly and throws his fist in
the air suddenly light shines behind him* I WANNA BE JUST LIKE MY
IDOL.... GIANT PANDA SAN!!!!

Kurai
Kisu:
ITS GAARA YOU LIL SHIT!

Kami
no Noshikage:
I think thats awesome, Kiko! But should really be calling Gaara-kun
Giant Panda-san?

Kiko:
He
looks like a big panda but not as cuddly plus he kicks butt! And he
stabs it too with his water hose. At least he does that to Fat
Fox-san.

Kurai
Kisu:
THATS NARUTO!!!!

Kami
no Noshikage: *pinches
nose to prevent it from bleeding from the naughty thoughts erupting*
So you wanna be just like Gaara-kun eh? What else does he do that you
would like to do like him?

Kiko:
Um... He make puppies with Naru-san!

Kami
no Noshikage:
o.O Puppies?

Kiko:
Yea,
he makes Naru-san fat and then puppies come out. But thats after he
pokes him in the bum with his fire hose and gives him the
him-lick-manoober.

Kami
no Noshikage:
Okay, I think thats enough for now * stuffs tissue up her nose to
prevent more blood loss *

Kiko:
* jumps on her and shows her pics from after the puppies came* Look I
took these when I spent the nite, Temari-san shoed me how. She even
gave me my own camera.

Kurai
Kisu: *
Finally pulls herself on stage with her chin* SOMONE UNTIE ME SO I
CAN GET MY HANDS ON HIM!!!

Kagenoshi
Seisai:
Kurai...help me! * knees weaken * Where the hell did you get these?

Kurai
Kisu:
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO HELP YOU WHEN HIM AND HIS DAMN FRIENDS
TIED ME UP THIS AFTERNOON ...Huh what, get what.

Kami
no Noshikage:
The pictures!!!

Kurai
Kisu:
What pictures lemme see.

Kagenoshi
Seisai:
* weakly shows the pictures *

Kurai
Kisu:
* blinks * .......*blinks again *.....O.O KYAAAAAAAAAAA *is thrown
back off screen by a huge nose bleed *

Kiko:
Wow thats almost as much blood as my daddy had on him when mommy
found his special panty collection.

Kami
no Noshikage: *glances
at pics and stuffs them in her shirt with a vulpine grin * I wonder
how much I'll get with these on Ebay?

Kiko:
I guess thats it for my corner. GOOD NITE PEOPLES!!!

Kurai
Kisu:
@.@

(Just to let you know this was actually from a chat
session I had with my beta but if you got questions for him or wanna
be featured in a Kiko Corner. Find me JA!)

Here's a picture of the twins! Merry Xmas:

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/364199/
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