Wolf Style: Hinata Inugami Inuzuka | By : MokaMcdowell Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yuri - Female/Female Views: 8162 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3 |
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Kabuto stared at Snakey and rubbed his temples
"What are you doing here? I did not summon you" Yelled Kabuto. Snakey grinned wildly at Kabuto, then flipped him off. "You are not my massster" said Snakey "What are you talking about? I sighed the snake contrack, and you are clearly a snake...so i am your master" said Kabuto louder "Nooooooo, your not, Dr. Quad-Eye Fag" said Snakey A large tick formed on Kabuto's head, his fist was shakeing with rage. "Hissss hissss hissss, whatsss wrong, did i hurt your feelingsss, are you gonna cry? You gonna cry like a baby" said Snakey Kabuto quicky pulled a katana off his back and swung at Snakey, only to hit a dust cloud in the shape of Snakey. Kabuto looked around the cabin for Snakey, he turned around and looked, and saw a Snakey shape hole, right inbetween the door and window. 'Fuck, that had to hurt' thought Kabuto === hours later === Kabuto went running though the forest, looking high and low for Snakey, Kabuto ran into a clearing and ran up to Snakey, who had his white hood pulled over his face. Sankey grinned under his hood, then started to munch on a dead squirrel, as Kabuto was clearly clueless to his descise "Eeeeh, whatsss up Psssyco doc" asked Snakey "are ya *munch munch* looking for sssomething" Kabuto looked over at Snakey quickly, then turned away. "I'm looking for some human-snake hybreed, you seen him" asked Kabuto Snakey rubbed his chin, finshed off his squirrely snack. "Hmm, did he have a white priessst robe, like thisss?" asked Snakey, tugging on his white priest robe "Yes" said Kabuto "Did he have a long sssnake tail, like thisss?" asked Snakey, swinging his tail around. "Yes" said Kabuto "And did he call you a cruel name, like Dr. Quad-Eye Fag...you Quad-Eye Fag" asked Snakey "Yes...so have you seen him?" Asked Kabuto "Nope, SSSorry" said Snakey Kabuto sighed and hung his head, then walked away, and back into the wooded area. Snakey snickerd to himself and walked in the opposet direction. "Eeeh, what a maroon" said Snakey A fire charm went flying across open woods a attached to Snakeys ass, Snakey barely had time to look down before it explode and lit his ass on fire. "MY ASSSSSS" cried Snakey, jumping high into the night sky. Snakey fell into a near by lake, putting out his flameing ass. Kabuto came into clearing again and shook his head. "Do you think i'm that dumb" said Kabuto Snakey head poked of the water, a lilly pad was drapped over his head... he was pissed. Snakey looked over at the readers scowling. "Of courssse you reliessse, thisss meansss war" growled Snakey, before sinking back to the water Kabuto walked up to the water, then on it as he inspected the water. He slowly scanned the water... looking for any sigh of life, Kabuto turned his head and looked behind him, he never saw the shark fin comeing up on him. Kabuto looked back and saw the shark fin circling him, then scoffed. "A shark? Really? You do know sharks live in salt water, dont you?" Said Kabuto, then gave the shark fin a kick Suddenly a large pillar of water shot up, knocking Kabuto back. Kabuto looked up in horror as a large mutent shark flew high into the sky, then the shark went thougth and sighs, after the last hand sigh the skark morpthed, morthed into it human form. The sharks human form was a tall man with blue scales and gills in his neck, he wore a black rode with red clouds on it, and strapped to his back was a huge sword...it was Kisame Hokigaki. "What the fuck is your problem, kickin me in my fin...the hurt you fuckin shit, now i'm gonna kill you" growled Kisame Kabuto paled and ran away as fast a he could, leaveing a dust out line of himself. Kisame snicker to himself, then turned towards Snakey and extended his hand. "Pay up, I scared him for ya" said Kisame Snakey reached into his pocket and pulled out 50 ryo, and handed it to Kisame. Kisame growled as he stared at his payment. "What the fuck is this? You said 50000 ryo" growled Kisame "Yeah, well... i lied" said Snakey, who then flashed away. "You fuckin gaki" yelled Kisame === Kabuto === Kabuto went running though the woodKabuto stared at Snakey and rubbed s pockets. Kabuto quickly threw Nurse Snakey to the side, and ran towards the cabin, once inside the cabin Kabuto started to look around for the injurd Sasuke. of relife, then started to walk away. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed movement, he turned to look and saw his movement was copied. 'A mirror? Out here?' Thought Kabuto Kabuto stepped closer to the mirror and saw his reflection, Snakey. 'Must be a fun house mirror" thought Kabuto Kabuto stood just in front of the mirror, he towerd over his reflection and smile, Snakey copied him perfectly. Kabuto started to pose and dance around like a little kid, Snakey copied his movement perfectly. Kabuto lend closer to the mirror and stuck out his tounge, Snakey quickly pulled out pie and slammed it in his face. Kabuto stumbled backwards and looked up to see Snakey smiling at him. "You truely are ssstuiped, did you honessstly think there wasss a mirror out here in the middle of the foressst" said Snakey Kabuto angerly wipe the pie from his face, before he could even pull out his scalpal, Snakey pied him again, then ran off. Kabuto wiped the secound pie from his face just in time to see where Snakey hid, in an old hollow tree. Kabuto ran up to the tree as fast as he could and peeked in the tree, then got pied again, as Kabuto was wiping his face clean, Snakey jumped out of the tree, bouncing on his tail and his head as he laughed. "Who-Who Who-Who" laughed Snakey Kabuto growled loudly as he saw Snakey jump into a other hollow tree, this time he was wearing a weilding mask. Kabuto slowly peeked into the tree and saw nothing, confused by Snakey's disappearence he pulled the mask up...then got pied again. "Oh come on" yelled Kabuto Kabuto wiped his face clean, he looked up and growled at Snakey. Snakey leand forward and grabbed Kabuto's cheeks, he quickly pulled him forward and kissed him full on the lips. Kabuto failed around as Snakey kissed him. Snakey pulled away then struck Kabuto. "You sssick bassstard, kissssssing a sssmall child, sssomeone ssshould call the anbu on your assssss, you child molessster." said Snakey Someone tapped Kabuto on the shoulder, Kabuto looked behind him...then down to see a short anbu with pink hair and white robes wearing a snake mask, clearly it was Snakey. "A child molessster huh? Ssshame on you, ssshame." Kabuto's eye widend, he was about to be in some deep shit if he didn't get things stright. "This is a huge mistake, this brat is trying to frame me." Said Kabuto "He kissed me" Snakey Anbu tilted his head, then sighed as he shook it. "Your blameing a sssmall child for your missstake, your sssome piece of work" said Anbu Snakey "What!? Me!? I'm telling the truth, you gotta believe me" said Kabuto Snakey started crying, Kabuto looked behind im to see Snakey's robes all ripped up and he was coverd in dirt. "He...he told me to pull my pantsss down, he...he sssaid he'd give me a lollipop if i did. All he did...did wasss touch my butt, he pussshed hisss finger up my butt. It hurt, i cryed...but he didnt care...he just sssaid...'Relax, I be a doctor, arrrg'" cried Snakey "Why the fuck did you make me sound like a pirate" yelled Kabuto "Ssso, he touched your assssss, then pussshed hisss finger up you butt" said Anbu Snakey Kabuto turned back to the Anbu. "Oh come on, you are ya gonna believe. Some mutant brat, or me...a fellow Anbu." cried Kabuto Anbu Snakey tilted his head, he narrowed his eyes under his mask 'Anbu!? I thought this guy was a genin' thought Anbu Snakey "Your an Anbu, sssays here your a genin, care to explain?" Asked Anbu Snakey "Fake." Said Kabuto "i'm deep undercover, top secret, i'm only telling you to stay out of trouble" said Kabuto "now please, is there some way out of this mess?" Asked Kabuto Anbu Snakey rubbed his chin a bit. 'I need to get more info out of this guy, might be usefull, i have to play with him a little longer' thought Anbu Snakey "Sssure, but i dont think you like it" said Anbu Snakey "I'll do anything" said Kabuto "I'm tellin ya, your not gonna like it" said Anbu Snakey Anbu Snakey shrugged his shoulders, he quickly pulled of his mask, and surprized Kabuto. Snakey grabbed Kabuto by the cheek and pulled him forward. "Not again" yelled Kabuto, before Snakey kissed him. Kabuto failed around again, Snakey pulled away and pushed Kabuto to the ground. “I tryed to tell ya" said Snakey Kabuto wiped his mouth with his sleeve, trying to get rid of the taste of dead squirrel. Snakey started to hop away, bounceing on his tail as he held onto his feet, and he fled into the forest. Kabuto stood up and watch as Snakey left, he wiped his mouth one last time and started to make his way back to the cabin. Kabuto walked thought the forest, he was about 200 feet from the cabin, when a young nurse ran up to him, it was clearly snakey "Sssir, sssir" cried Nurse Snakey Kabuto stopped as nurse Snakey approched him, he stopped and held his knee as he tryed to caught his breath. Kabuto sneered a little, he didnt have time for this. "What do you want...i'm busy" said Kabuto Nurse Snakey looked up, then turned away and bit his lip. "Sssorry, its jussst...theresss an injuryed boy in the cabin, he needsss help. I'm ssstill new to all thisss, ssso i cant help him. Are you...a medical ninja?" Asked Nurse Snakey Kabuto sighed loudly, he really did have time for this. "Find someone else, i'm sure the boys injurys aint that bad" said Kabuto, walking past Nurse Snakey Nurse Snakey started to panic, he needed to keep Kabuto's attention, he needed more info from him. 'Shit, what was the name of that one prick, the one everyone bens over for to kiss his ass, think Snakey, think.' Thought Nurse Snake, then it hit him "But it'sss Sssasssuke" yelled Nurse Snakey Kabuto stopped, then turned towards Nurse Snakey, he quickly walked up to her. "What? Sasuke is injury... where is he, tell me" said Kabuto Nurse Snakey pointed towards the cabin, Kabuto quicky whipped his head around towards the cabin, not noticing Nurse Snakey digging thought his pockets, then tossed her to the side and ran towards the cabin, then inside. Kabuto started to look around like a manic. "Sasuke...Sasuke, where are you?" Yelled Kabuto "where are you, where are you" "I'm in the bedroom you fucking asssssshole" said Sasuke Kabuto ran towards the bedroom and was stricking with horror when he entered the room. Sasuke was cover from head to toe in bandages, his face was the only thing not bandaged, that and a few patchs of his pink and black hair... yup, you guessed it...its Snakey. "What the hell happend to you?" Asked Kabuto "It wasss my fault, i'm sssome ssstuiped dumb ninja guy what dossse that sssort of thing" said Sasuke Snakey, then he flinched in pain "my assssss, it hurtsss" Kabuto quickly put on his gloves and walked up to Sasuke Snakey, before Sasuke Snakey could object he was flipped on his stomack, making him hollow in pain. Kabuto quickly opend up his bandages and pulled down his pants, finding the problem. "Why are there burgers in your pants?" Asked Kabuto Sasuke Snakey looked up at Kabuto, a worried look on his face. "What are you sssaying? Are you sssaying i have assssss burgersss" crieded Sasuke Snakey Kabuto just shook his head as he threw the burgers away, he then turned to Sasuke Snakey and smiled. "Tell me, Sasuke...do you want more power" asked Kabuto 'Whoa, where the fuck did that come from.' Thought Sasuke Snakey "Cause i think Lord Orochimaru would love to train, if you swore loyalty to him" said Kabuto, pulling off his leaf headband and dawning his sound headband. "What do you say, would you like to join the sound village?" Sasuke Snakey was stund by what he heard, and saw, this was a gold mind of information. Snakey needed to dig a little more. "The way your asssking me to join...it sssound like sssomething isss gonna happen" said Sasuke Snakey Kabuto swallowed a lump, he did come off strong. "Its nothing you need to worry about" said Kabuto Sasuke Snakey narrowed, and licked his lips. "Tell me, or i aint gonna join the sssound" said Sasuke Snakey Kabuto paniced a little, one of his orders was to win Sasuke over, at all cost. "The destruction of the leaf" said Kabuto "Lord Orochimaru plans to destroy the leaf during the final round of the chunin exam" Sasuke Snakey's eye nearly popped out of his head. "So? What do you say?" Asked Kabuto Sasuke Snakey looked up at Kabuto, not knowing how to respound, but he need to get a little more if possable. "Why dossse Orochimaru wisssh to train me?" Asked Sasuke Snakey Kabuto smiled, he got him "He just...feels your pain, he also wishes to kill Itachi, Itachi has...attacked the sound village a number of time." Said Kabuto Sasuke Snakey nodded his head 'So, he claims to share an enemy with Sasuke, and hopes to use that to get Sasuke to join him' thought Sasuke Snakey. Kabuto narrowed his eyes at Sasuke Snakey, then pulled out a kunai and atempted stab him. Sasuke Snakey quickly jumpped out of the way. "What the fuck, why are you attacking me" yelled Sasuke Snakey "Cause you are not Sasuke, Sasuke would fucking lose it if anyone mentioned Itachi's name" said Kabuto "so, that lead to one question... who are you?" Seeing how he was caught, he might as well talk, Snakey jumpped back and grinned. "Sssome timesss i'm a faggy little emo" said Snakey, then he ripped off his Sasuke outfit, reviling his nurse outfit. "sssome timesss i'm a cute little nurssse" Snakey ripped off his nurse outfit and was in his anbu uniform. "And sssome timesss i'm a Anbu" Snakey ripped of his anbu uniform was in his normal robes "But the truth isss, i'm really... Sssnakey" Kabuto's eye flared with rage. "You!!!" Growled Kabuto "Yes...me" said Snakey, grinning evily Kabuto gripped his sword tightly, ready to draw it and slice Snakey to pieces. "Who sent you, who is your master" yelled Kabuto Snakey snickerd and grinned. "Wouldn't you like to know" said Snakey Kabuto pulled out his sword and charged at Snakey, Kabuto stopped just before Snakey and swung...only to hit dust. Snakey laughter filled the cabin, makeing Kabuto looking around wildly. "asss much fun asss it isss making a fool of you, i mussst be going" said Snakey. "Thank you for all the info" Kabuto's eyes widend and he slumpped to the floor, realising what he as just done. "Orochimaru is gonna kill me" said Kabuto Kabuto looked up to where Snakey once stood and saw a piece of paper, curious he walked over and picked it up, and read it. 'Directions to hide out.' Kabuto grinned, that fools gonna lead him stright to him and the summoner, so he read on. 'You start at the Hokage tower, head towards Ichiraku Ramens, then you can lick my sack you fucking fariei, you think i'd leave a map behind' Kabuto slumped his head, he should have known. a hissing sound got Kabuto to look back up. 'P.S. This is a paper bomb' Kabuto tried throwing the paper bomb, but it was stuck to his hand, he looked at it again and froze in horror. 'P.P.S. I laysed the paper bomb with super duper glue' "FUUUUUCK" cried Kabuto Kabuto closed his eyes, and cried. For reasons unknown he opend his eyes and looked at the bomb. 'P.P.P.S. hehe, i wrote P.P. hehe, now that funny there i tell you what' Kabuto could only sweet drop, the bomb hissed louder, signithing it was about to go off. Kabuto turned his head and clamped his eyes shut. POP Kabuto slowly opened his eyes, the bomb was a dud...what luck. Kabuto turned his head and started to chuckle... then a pie suddenly shot from the paper bomb and smached into his face. === Inuzuka Impound === Hinata rolled over in her bed, as Sui-Feng had said she place a multi-layerd kekkai around her...Sui-Feng was downstairs talking to Monkey and Kin. "Do you understand what the concequnce are, if your accusion is wrong" asked Sui-Feng "I'm telling you the truth" cryed Kin, hands cuffed behind her. Sui-Feng looked over at Monkey. "Is she?" Asked Sui-Feng. "I not 100% sure, but Kabuto did try to kill her." said Monkey Sui-Feng nodded her head, then looked behind her and saw Snakey walk up. "Hehe, you aint gonna beileve what i'm about to tell you" said Snakey === hours later, hokage office === "You sure?" Asked Tsunade "I'm possative" said Sui-Feng "Very well, Sui-Feng...you are temporary an Anbu again...go info the other Anbu" said Tsunade "dismiss" Sui-Feng flashed out of the office and towards anbu tower, to prepair for war...should it come. Tsunade turned around in her chair and stared out the window. "Bring it Orochimaru, cause we'll be ready" said Tsunade (authors note. 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