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Sinful Tales of Konoha	By : Retsinnal Category: Naruto > General Views: 127095 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter 35 – The Pervert Trio Assembles
Sunday

For some of our heroes the previous day had been wonderful, which had also been the case for Hinata, at least up until Sunday morning where that drastically changed. Shikamaru were among those who had a wonderful evening last night. He had been on a date with Shizune again, which Moegi told us about during her voyeur adventure yesterday. From what Moegi saw yesterday, and how she described it, she thought Shikamaru and Shizune's relationship still seemed somewhat innocent, at least compared to some of the other couples she is keeping her eyes on. And while Shikamaru and Shizune were out on a regular date yesterday, and didn't really stand out much when they were seen walking together in public on the village streets, that doesn't mean they did not get more intimate when they weren't in public, or when others weren't around to see them.

Their whole date consisted of them visiting several places in the village, starting with the infirmary belonging to the ninja academy, where Shizune gave Shikamaru a strip tease, a lap dance and a blowjob. They continued like that as they visited Konoha's library, where Shikamaru got another blowjob. They then went for a walk around the village, and during that walk, when they found themselves in a rather secluded area at the outskirts of the village, Shikamaru returned the favor by fingering Shizune to an orgasm. They visited three more places, continuing their naughty acts, before ending their date. They had ended their date outside the Nara clan compound, with the promise of another date next weekend.
The Pervert Trio

Now this Sunday morning, Konohamaru got a regular visit from someone who always drags him out of bed on Sunday mornings. That would be Konohamaru's role model and boss, Uzumaki Naruto.

“Get up you little nerd!” Konohamaru heard for what had to be the tenth time in less than ten seconds. This was probably the first time that Konohamaru found Naruto's voice to be somewhat annoying, mainly because he wanted nothing more but to get a few more hours of sleep, since had fallen asleep only about two and half hours ago, due to staying up fucking Naruto's mom to 5 AM last night. Now time had turned to 8 AM which means he has barely gotten three hours of sleep.

“Get up now, you little shit! We are training today!” Naruto yelled out in comical anger.

“I'm tired Naruto-nii, let me get a few more minutes of sleep!” Konohamaru said in a whiny tone

“Who isn't tired? I only slept two hours last night, but that's hardly an excuse to skip out on training! So now get your ass up, before I throw you out of bed!” Naruto yelled out in that same angry, yet comical tone. Naruto is going on even less sleep, as he and Kurenai had stayed up late both Friday and Saturday night, fucking like there is no tomorrow as they always do. Last night he and Kurenai even outdid Kushina and Konohamaru, as they started their long sex session before them, and ended it one hour after them.

“Just ten more minutes” Konohamaru whined out, turning around in his bed and covering his head with his pillow. Naruto shook his head, before saying “You asked for it” as he grabbed the mattress of Konohamaru's bed and flipped it over, along with Konohamaru who fell down on the floor, face first.

“God damn it, boss!” Konohamaru said nursing his head which had absorbed most of the impact and softened the fall for the rest of his body “I will be out in a minute, just let me get dressed!”.

“I will come back and get you in a minute if you aren't out by then!” Naruto said as he walked towards the door, he stopped as he reached it “I'm gonna go pull a prank on that bum you call a grandfather in the meantime.”.

Konohamaru grinned “I'm in, let's fuck up that lousy old man, kore!” he said as he walked towards his closet with an excited grin “I got some itchy powder which we can mix in with some smoke bombs to throw at him, kore!” he said, always being prepared to prank that disgrace of a grandfather.

“Good thinking, Kon! Get it all, I will fill up a bucket with water in the meantime, which we can use to wake him up with before you throw the smoke bombs at him, dattebayo!” Naruto said with a mischievous grin. As Naruto left the room to fetch a bucket, Konohamaru filled a few smoke bombs with the itchy powder.

“Hehehe, you deserve what's coming for you gramps!” Konohamaru spoke to himself as he headed out towards the hall way, carrying the smoke bombs. He was referring to this whole him training with Hinata mess, which Konohamaru still thought is kinda fucked up. Naruto arrived next to him a moment later, with a large bucket filled to the brim with water.

“Let's go, shrimp!” Naruto spoke in a commanding tone, getting a salute from Konohamaru as a response, before they walked down the hallway towards Hiruzen's bedroom located the furthest back of the house. Konohamaru opened the door for Naruto who jumped inside and then threw the water over Hiruzen who had just fallen asleep a few minutes before.

“Take this old man, this is what you get for calling me a brat and being a disgusting old bum, dattebayo!” Naruto yelled out comically.

“Fucking hell, what are you doing, Naruto!?” Hiruzen yelled out in frustration, while Konohamaru threw all the smoke bombs into the room, allowing Naruto to safely sneak out of there.

“Are you both retarded!?” Hiruzen yelled out while coughing.

“Yeah! Take that, kore! Fuck you and piss off, you stinky old man!!” Konohamaru said grinning from ear to ear as he hid behind Naruto, knowing fully well that his grandpa could still surprise attack them and take them both down if he wanted to.

Hiruzen laid coughing in his bed, scratching his now very itchy body “You damn brats, I'm gonna kill you for this!” he said as he stood up, only wearing his old man brief underwear. He was even angrier today than he usually would be, since he also didn't get much sleep before this. After all, Hinata and Mikoto left even later than Konohamaru went to bed.

“Get away, Kon! Let me deal with this mongrel!” Naruto said as he stood at the door way, ready to face up against the former hokage.

“Got it, boss!” Konohamaru said with a salute, before running down to the front door where he stopped to see what Naruto would do.

Naruto created what looked to be around 10 shadow clones of himself, which Hiruzen could see once the smoke disappeared.

“You think you can take me on brat?” Hiruzen asked with a clenched fist “I won't go easy on you this time!”

“Henge, Harem no Jutsu!” Naruto said, as he and all of his clones transformed into a female version of himself, which just happened to be completely naked. This is a transformation which Naruto isn't afraid to use as a weapon against older perverts, and he has named that transformation Naruko. The old man flew back with a nosebleed, just like Naruto expected him to. Hiruzen ended up flying into the wall of his bedroom, which resulted in him hitting the back of his head into the wall, knocking him out. Hiruzen was not ready for that, as he thought he was looking at what could very well be the ultimate form of female beauty, as the naked ten Naruko's were just too much for him, even though he has had so many lovers in the past. This is why the Oiroke no Jutsu is so powerful, and why Minato is considering making it a forbidden technique.

Naruto's clones disappeared and the original Naruto returned to normal, walking down the hallway towards Konohamaru with a proud smirk.

“Easy enough!” He said with a cocky laugh.

“That was amazing, boss! You knocked out the old man with one move, you have to teach me that some day, kore!” Konohamaru said with an expression of pure awe. He figured he could come up with his own version of Naruko, which might look something more like a brown haired Kushina.

“Some day..” Naruto said with a nod, while he opened the front door which allowed for the two of them to step outside “Let's go, Ero-sennin should be waiting for us!” Naruto spoke in sage like manner.

Konohamaru nodded as the two of them began running down the street before heading into Naruto's family's very large backyard, where Ero-sennin's small lair is located.

When they had gotten about halfway there, Konohamaru decided to ask Naruto about something he had witnessed two weekends ago, at the Yamanaka's summer home.

“Boss, I know it's none of my business, but do you remember when I saw you with Kurenai-san last week?” Konohamaru asked, while he tried his best to keep up with Naruto, who ran in front of him.

Naruto glanced back at him with a curious expression “I don't mind if you ask, especially since you seem to have kept what you saw a secret so far. What you saw was me and my girlfriend fooling around a bit, dattebayo!”

“So Kurenai-san is your girlfriend then? What about my uncle Asuma? I thought they were together?” Konohamaru asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto shrugged “What can I say.. Everything isn't always what it appears to be. The only thing you need to know in regards to Kurenai-chan, is that she is mine, and your uncle never really had a chance with her in the first place.” he explained in a bored tone, hoping he wouldn't have to get into more details than that.

Konohamaru chuckled “I guess that makes sense since uncle Asuma has always been so lame! At least that's what grandpa always tells me anyway. Good on you by the way! Kurenai-san is a fine woman, boss!”

“Thanks” Naruto said with a chuckle “I'm also dating Anko-chan, just so you know” Naruto said with a toothy grin.

“What!? “ Konohamaru yelled in both surprise and a hint of anger “Why would you date that fat old cow!? You can do so much better than that, kore!!”

“I will relay what you said to Anko-chan when she gets back. I'm sure she will have a few things to say about you as well..” Naruto said, shaking his head at Konohamaru's antics, as the two of them had arrived outside Jiraiya's house. Had it been anyone else who had insulted Anko like that in front of him, then Naruto would have been ready to throw punches. But with Konohamaru it's different, because the two of them are always fighting, and Anko doesn't have anything nice to say about Konohamaru either. They are kinda like siblings who are always fighting and arguing.

Instead of seeing Jiraiya's ugly mug waiting for them outside perverted hermit's house, they were met by the sight of one of Naruto's classmates, who is also Konohamaru's most common victim when it comes to his pranks, which is none other than Haruno Sakura, who just came out from Jiraiya's front door. She was wearing her regular outfit consisting of her red battle dress, and her dark green shorts. And while that is a normal look for her, there was one small difference about her today, compared to her usual looks, which was something that both Naruto and Konohamaru noticed. Her hair was messy as hell, and she had red almost bruise like marks on her neck. That was not a common thing to see since both she and Ino, and most other girls in the ninja academy, are very shallow and care very much about their looks. Sakura walking around with messy hair like she has now, would be unthinkable for her to do at school or any other public place.

But why is she here so early? Wasn't Jiraiya sleeping in a guestroom over at her place last night? To answer that we have to go back an hour in time. Everyone at the Haruno household had gotten up around 7 AM. Ino and Sakura's parents had gotten a good nights sleep at that point, while Jiraiya and Sakura were still doing okay with the four hours of sleep they got, after their romp in the guestroom last night. Ino was the first one to leave, after thanking Sakura's parents for their hospitality, as she was in a hurry to get to the hokage office, where she would give Minato his daily morning blowjob.

Jiraiya and Sakura didn't stay much longer either, but they at least ate breakfast together with Sakura's parents, before leaving the apartment together. Jiraiya had told Kizashi and Mebuki that he was going home to prepare to deal with two annoying brats, while Sakura told them that she was going to head out for a morning run. That was just a cover for what she actually did though, as she with the help of Jiraiya, worked up a sweat in another way, as they spent the majority of the hour before Naruto and Konohamaru arrived, fucking each other on Jiraiya's bed. And that explains Sakura's current state, with her messy hair.

“Good morning, Naruto-kun” Sakura said with a shy smile, she then frowned as she stared at Konohamaru “And hi to you as well, you little perv!” she said angrily, keeping up with her act of her being annoyed and angry at Konohamaru.

“Hey Sakura-chan, why don't you bring that cute behind over here?” Konohamaru said with an eye wink.

Before Sakura could retort loudly, Naruto spoke up “What are you doing here so early, and is Ero-sennin awake?”

Sakura scratched the back of her head in a rather sheepish manner “I know that you guys are always training on Sundays, but I wanted to get some advice on my training from Jiraiya-sama. I will get out of your way now.” she lied, hoping that was a believable reason for her coming out of Jiraiya's home so early in the morning. She wasn't even thinking about the current state of her hair, or the very obvious hickey's showing on her neck.

Konohamaru walked over to her and started giving her butt a few quick love taps, as if it was the most normal thing in the world “Get going then, we real ninja are gonna train now, and this training is for boys only, kore!” he said teasingly.

Sakura gritted her teeth in anger, which was again just an act, as she was starting to enjoy Konohamaru's antics even more now after she and Jiraiya talked about having an open relationship “I was going to” she said, before turning to Naruto “Bye Naruto-kun, see you in school tomorrow!” she said with a sweet smile before she left.

Naruto and Konohamaru then walked up to the front door, as Naruto grabbed the door handle, Konohamaru asked“Did you see her hair, what's up with that?”.

“Morning hair maybe, who knows?” Naruto said while scratching the back of his with his free hand. He was trying to act cool about it, as to not let in Konohamaru on what Naruto really thought was going on. That worked somewhat, but Konohamaru couldn't help but think that Naruto knew more than he let on, due to how lost in his thoughts he appeared to be. That would be because Naruto suspected that Sakura's messy hair had to do with something, which just the thought of that something made Naruto feel both angry and disgusted at the same time. He thought that Sakura's messy hair looked a whole lot like what Kurenai's hair would sometimes look like by the time he and Kurenai are done having sex in the mornings.

“Yeah, I guess.. You are probably right as always, boss.” Konohamaru said as the two of them marched into Jiraiya's house. They found Jiraiya sitting on a chair in his kitchen at the kitchen table, being fully dressed and ready to go.

“Good morning, Ero-sennin!” Konohamaru said with a toothy grin.

“Morning, you lousy brats..” Jiraiya said in a bored tone, taking a sip of his coffee “Did you see that girl when you arrived? Why does that annoying brat never leave me alone?” he asked in a sulking manner, trying to sell the picture of him and Sakura still being nothing more than a student and a very unwilling mentor.

“We can talk about that another time” Naruto said giving Jiraiya a serious look, which had Jiraiya gulp, thinking that Naruto might have caught onto them already “But now it's time to start training, we should have been out five minutes ago already, you lazy old pervert!” he yelled.

“Oh jeez, calm your tits!” Jiraiya said as he grabbed two pieces of paper from the kitchen table “I already got your training assignments for today ready. Grab a pair of earphones and microphones then head out. I will join you shortly”

An half an hour later, Konohamaru was sitting in a very large tree, looking into windows of apartments part of the apartment block where Kurenai, Anko, Kakashi and many others lived. His first “training assignment” was to look into every window to see if he could find a scene that Jiraiya could use as reference material.

“All clear over here so far, over” Konohamaru spoke into his microphone.

“Keep looking brat! I have the best view right now on top of one of the bathhouse's roof's. There are some really nice ladies here with amazing bodies, bathing right now, hehehe!” Jiraiya exclaimed in glee, while laughing perversely into the microphone at the end. “What about you, Naruto?” Jiraiya asked.

“The only babe around here is Ayame-nee, she is appropriately dressed for a ramen chef. The ramen is great though” Naruto said in a bored tone, while chewing on some ramen noodles.

“Stop eating ramen! Your assignment was to see if any babes would be bathing down at the river!” Jiraiya yelled, which caught the attention of the poor women he had been peeping on.

“Kyaaa! A pervert!” They squealed before running inside the establishment, to hide in the locker rooms.

“Shit! They saw me thanks to you, and now I have to change locations. Good going, you stupid brat!” Jiraiya barked out even louder.

Konohamaru chuckled as he listened in on them. This happened every week, but was still just as funny every time.

“We might as well do some real training now” Jiraiya said as the two of them could hear him huff into the microphone.

“Wait” Konohamaru said, since he saw something that would qualify as reference material.

“That big eyebrow guy, who gramps tells me to stay away from, is having sex with some brunette babe in one of the apartments” Konohamaru said, as he was looking at what he knew to be Maito Gai, having sex with Tenten, who he couldn't identify from his position. That was mainly because he saw a whole lot more of Gai's back, than he did of Tenten, who Gai was on top of.

“What, wait right there I will come to you!” Jiraiya said in an excited tone, thinking Konohamaru had scored them a good show they could enjoy.

“Big eyebrow guy? I hope you're not talking about caterpillar eyebrow-man!” Naruto said in a disgusted tone.

“Yeah! That's him, boss! The funny looking guy in green spandex, kore!” Konohamaru said as he watched the freaky looking man fuck the younger woman in the missionary position inside Gai's apartment.

“Maito Guy? God damn it, that's not something anyone want to see! Get out of there for your own safety, witnessing Maito Gai in a state of undress could haunt your nightmares, and I don't want that on my consciousness. Let's just meet up back at my house again!” Jiraiya said in an equally disgusted tone, shivering at the mere thought of seeing that ugly man having sex.

“How does a man like him get laid anyway?” Naruto wondered out loud.

“That's a good question, my boy. All I can say is that there are some very strange women in this world..” Jiraiya spoke sagely, while nodding to himself, thinking he was sharing important wisdom with his bratty apprentices.

“Yeah, kinda like Sakura, am I right?” Naruto asked with an evil grin “I especially think those red bruise marks I saw on her neck this morning, and her messy hair, was very strange, dattebayo..” Naruto continued which chuckling darkly. He knew they were hickey's and not bruise marks, but he still didn't want to let Konohamaru in on that detail. He would rather talk to Jiraiya about his suspicions, and here his explanation for what he saw, before he talks about it with anyone else.

“Yeah, ha ha ha” Jiraiya laughed in a very awkward and drawn out manner “She sure is a strange one, that one..” Jiraiya added, while thinking that Naruto were definitely on to them.

“Maybe miss perfect ass has gotten herself a boyfriend, kore?” Konohamaru asked with a giggle, as even he was starting to think that maybe they were hickey's. He was no stranger to them, since Kushina always gives him quite a few every time they get naughty, but thanks to his scarf, he can easily hide them. Even though he was starting to get closer to the truth, he couldn't even in his wildest dreams suspect that Jiraiya would be that boyfriend.

“You're actually smarter than you look, Kon. I think you might be on to something!” Naruto said while grinning from ear to ear.

Jiraiya cleared his throat into the microphone “Just get back here now.. And Naruto you and me need to talk later..” he said, thinking he might as well just tell him the truth, mainly just to get Naruto to stop fucking with him. Jiraiya knows full well that Naruto will never stop otherwise.

Naruto just laughed into the microphone, as he didn't know what else to do due to the thought of Jiraiya and Sakura being together that way was so fucking messed up. Konohamaru had no idea what had made Naruto laugh at Jiraiya, but he joined in anyway, thinking if Naruto did it, then he should as well.

They spent the next ten hours, until 8 PM, training under Jiraiya's supervision. He had gone harder on them than usual today. Even Naruto, who just like Konohamaru was short on sleep, seemed tired once they were done. This was Jiraiya's payback for how Naruto had messed him with him earlier.

“Fuck, I'm actually tired, I'll just sleep here tonight, Ero-sennin” Naruto said, thinking he might as well sleep at Jiraiya's place so that they could talk about about him and Sakura.

“You might as well, we have that thing to talk about” Jiraiya said narrowing his eyes at Naruto.

Naruto sighed “Yeah, I want to hear the story..”.

“Hey, I'm gonna go home now” Konohamaru said while frowning, which was due to the fact that the other two seemed to have forgotten that he was still there.

“You better shape up, Kon. First I had to wake you up and then you train like you are some kind of tired old man or something the whole day. It's embarrassing to be seen with you, and you are dragging us down” Naruto said with laugh. He didn't mean that at all, in fact he was actually impressed that Konohamaru had trained with them for ten hours straight. But he needs to continue to tell Konohamaru things like that, to keep him motivated to do better, but also to keep him in his place.

“I guess I have to tell my mom to stop going easy on you guys from now on.” Naruto said with an evil grin.

“Trust me boss, she isn't going easy on me at all. That's the reason why I'm so tired” Konohamaru said with a yawn. That was true, but Naruto didn't know the full context of that, and Konohamaru isn't in a hurry to explain the full context of it either.

“Why are you still here? Go home and get some rest already, you look like you are about to pass out.” Jiraiya said while shooing him off like if he was some kind of insect.

“Yeah, I'm leaving now you bastards! Bye boss!” Konohamaru said as he flipped them off, before making his escape, laughing as he ran away as fast he could, hoping that Jiraiya and Naruto wouldn't chase after him.

Even though neither Jiraiya and Naruto would usually let something like that slide, they did so this time as they both just waiting for Konohamaru to leave, so they could start talking. They headed back to Jiraiya's house, with Naruto looking tired and bored, while Jiraiya looked mighty uncomfortable and a bit annoyed.

“So, how much do you know?” Jiraiya asked when they reached his front door.

“Nothing, other than my own suspicious based on what I saw this morning” Naruto said while shivering “I really hope there is no truth to my suspicions though..”.

“I think you have gotten the wrong idea, Naruto..” Jiraiya said in a serious tone, as they headed into Jiraiya's kitchen, where Jiraiya fetched them a water bottle each from his fridge. He threw one of the bottles at Naruto, who caught it easily “Those marks on her neck and her messy hair was a result of her and me practicing jiu jitsu this morning. I guess I overdid it with the neck chokes and I must have messed up her hair while submitting her over and over again.”.

“Cut the crap” Naruto said with a deadpan expression “You don't even know jiu jitsu!”.

Jiraiya hung his head in defeat, thinking “Oh well, I tried.”.

“You are fucking her, aren't you?” Naruto asked, getting straight to the point.

Jiraiya nodded, looking like an ashamed dog who were being scolded by it's owner.

“You are a disgusting human being and a disgrace of all perverts. I spit on you and everything that you stand for.” Naruto said with his eyebrows twitching “I can't believe you have tricked one of my classmates into the idea of sleeping with you. That's crossing the line, even for you!”.

“Now hold on a minute” Jiraiya said with his own eyebrows twitching, as the two of them glared at each other “Let's get the facts straight first. I did not trick her into anything, and if anything, she is the one who forced me into this relationship. I tried to get her away from me, I even tried running away from her, yet she wouldn't give up unless she got what she want. And for some damn reason which I have yet to understand, what she wants happens to be me. She tried seducing me, she tried kissing me, and she confessed to me several times, before I finally gave in and accepted her feelings.” Jiraiya said as he scowled at Naruto who stared back at him with wide surprised eyes.

“After she confessed to me, I gave it a lot of thought, before coming up with the conclusion that I don't want to live the rest of my life alone. I happen to like the girl, quite a lot in fact, and I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with her. If you have a problem with that, then you can go fuck yourself!” Jiraiya yelled out angrily.

“Calm down, Ero-sennn..” Naruto said with a sigh, as he sat down at the kitchen table “I guess if what you are saying is true, then I can't really blame you. And honestly, I probably shouldn't even be here patronizing you, considering that I'm in a rather questionable relationship myself.”.

“I'm glad you can act grown up sometimes, you little brat!” Jiraiya said with a laugh, having calmed down as well now that Naruto were no longer judging him and disrespecting him “I would like to let you in on another thing about me and Sakura-chan, but first I want to hear about your relationship. I have had my suspicions that you have started seeing someone as well.”.

“Yes, well, I'm actually in a relationship with two babes” Naruto said with a chuckle.

“I would usually say that I'm proud of you, but I won't do that before you take back that spit on me and everything that my majestic perverted self stands for!” Jiraiya said with a huff, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

“You know I was kidding! I live by the creed of the pervert, and I will continue to build on the foundation that you started, Ero-sennin!” Naruto said giving his fellow pervert a thumbs up.

“That's my boy!” Jiraiya said with a grin “Now talk! Tell me all the juicy details!”.

“One of the babes that I'm dating is Anko-chan, dattebayo!” Naruto said with a proud smile.

“I figured as much, she has been throwing herself at you for years already. I'm surprised it took this long for the two of you to become an item” Jiraiya said with a nod. He had suspected that it was Anko who Naruto was with ever since Naruto started staying out late more often this spring.

Naruto nodded “If I had known that she wasn't just teasing me, then I would have asked her out a lot earlier. Me and Anko-chan have nothing to hide though, we don't care about keeping our relationship secret from anyone. It's the other babe, the one who I started seeing first, who I'm having a more secretive relationship with.”.

“Is she married or something?” Jiraiya asked with a raised eyebrow. He knew full well that most married women belonging to this village are just as crazy about Naruto as his classmates are. Add in Naruto's obsession with older jounin babes, and the possibility of him hooking up with a married woman, doesn't sound all that far fetched.

“No, she is not married” Naruto said scratching the back of his head.

“Good, I wouldn't have judged you or anything, but I'm not a fan on infidelity. I don't see why anyone has to get hurt over something so amazing and beautiful that is sex. The world would be a much better if place if everyone were just honest about what they are doing, and bringing their partners into the fun, instead of doing it behind their backs.” Jiraiya said with a laugh.

“I see where you are coming from, but my girlfriend doesn't see things that way. In fact, she would probably laugh in your face at the mere suggestion of what you just said. You see, she is a little bit cruel and evil, and I think she might have a few screws loose in the head” Naruto said while grimacing.

“Then why the fuck are you dating her?” Jiraiya asked in confusion.

“Because it's Kurenai-chan” Naruto said while blushing slightly, imaging his beautiful first love smiling back at him.

Jiraiya stared at him with an open mouth in surprise for a few seconds, before he let out an “Oh..”.

“Do I need to explain more?” Naruto asked.

“No, I get it Naruto..” Jiraiya said, while thinking that dealing with a little bit of crazy was well worth if it came with the package that is Kurenai Yühi. She is a stunning woman, who many men in the village considers to be one of the most beautiful women around.

Jiraiya blew out air “Damn, you really bagged two of the hottest jounin in the village?” he asked.

“I did, but it came with a cost. And that cost is the fact I'm now participating in Kurenai's cruel humiliation of Sarutobi Asuma.. She hates him and can't stand him for some reason.” Naruto said shaking his head and frowning.

“What does Asuma have to do with this?” Jiraiya asked.

Naruto sighed, realizing that Jiraiya wouldn't care to pay attention to whether Kurenai and Asuma was in a relationship or not, which is still what most people believe they are. Naruto ended up giving Jiraiya a full explanation of how he and Kurenai met, and he told him about Kurenai's cruel and evil plan to humiliate Asuma, with Naruto's help.

“And you have the stomach to come here and judge me about my relationship with Sakura!” Jiraiya said, staring at Naruto with disapproval written all over him.

“At least I'm not fucking an academy student!” Naruto retorted, pointing at Jiraiya.

“Touche..” Jiraiya said with a chuckle.

“Meh..” Jiraiya said with a shrug “If there is anything that my relationship with Sakura has taught me, it is that we should all just live in the moment and enjoy it. We only have one life, and we should try our hardest to make the most of it and enjoy it while it lasts.”.

“You don't need to tell me that, I'm literally bathing in pussy every night!” Naruto said, which had them both laugh. Naruto then got serious again.

“You will keep this a secret right, about me and Kurenai-chan?” Naruto asked in a serious tone.

“Yes, and I will trust you not to tell others about me and Sakura-chan either. We are keeping our relationship on the down low for now, and intend on doing so at least until she graduates” Jiraiya spoke in a serious tone as well.

“Of course” Naruto said with a nod “But I do intend on talking with Sakura tomorrow, just to make sure you haven't blackmailed her into this relationship or something like that.”.

“Suit yourself, she will most likely tell you what I told you anyway” Jiraiya said smiling “By the way, I told you there was one more thing about me and Sakura-chan that I wanted to talk about.”.

“What's that?”.

“Well, you see, you are not the only one who wants to try out different waters so to speak. Both me and Sakura-chan are both very attractive to a few other people, and because of that we thought it would be best if we would have an open relationship.” Jiraiya said, looking mighty proud of himself, as he nodded while speaking.

“So?” Naruto asked in confusion “What the fuck does that even mean?”.

“It means that we can sleep with other people, with no strings attached and no drama involved. And that's where you come into the picture!” Jiraiya said excitedly, pointing at Naruto.

Naruto in turn stared at Jiraiya with narrowed eyes, holding up an open palm, ready to channel up a rasengan “Chose your next words very carefully, Ero-sennin!” he warned.

“Eh?” Jiraiya responded tilting his head in confusion for a second, before he realized that Naruto had misunderstood in the worst possible way.

“Idiot!” Jiraiya said slamming his fist down on Naruto's head “I'm talking about her! She is into you, she always has been, and she wants you so much that you are the main reason she agreed to having an open relationship in the first place!”.

“She aint go no tits though!” Naruto burst out, glaring at Jiraiya “What the hell am I even supposed to hold onto, dattebayo!?”.

“Just grab onto her ass, it's the finest ass in the whole Elemental Nations!” Jiraiya countered with a perverse grin.

“You are severely overestimating her ass, but you do have a good point” Naruto said while picturing Sakura shaking her ass in front of him, which has happened on several occasions at school. He would still rank a few jounin babes, such as Anko and Kurenai, and maybe even his mom and Tayuya, above Sakura when it comes to who has the finest ass. But Sakura is easily in Naruto's top ten, as he can't deny that she does have a very fine buttocks.

“See..” Jiraiya said with a nod, while Naruto looked lost in thought for a moment, as he was thinking over his top five list of women with fine asses.

Naruto then pointed at Jiraiya and asked “So you are telling me that you want me to fuck your girlfriend?”.

Jiraiya nodded again “That is exactly what I'm asking you to do” he said in sage like manner.

“What do you get out of it?” Naruto asked suspiciously “Reference material?”.

“Perhaps, but that would be reference material gained from what you and Sakura-hime re-tell me about your ordeals. I want to make this clear, I will not be present when you are sleeping with her.” Jiraiya said, talking as casually about this as one could, without showing even a hint of shame.

“I still don't get what you get out of it. Do not think under any circumstances that I will let you sleep with my babes” Naruto said said frowning at the mere thought of it.

Jiraiya shook his head “No, I already have someone who I sleep with from time to time, which is something we have done long before both you and Sakura-hime were born.”.

“Granny!” Naruto hissed in disgust, knowing full well who he was talking about.

“You wouldn't make that face if you saw her naked, you stupid brat!” Jiraiya said with a laugh.

“I don't care what she looks like, she is still just Granny Tsunade to me” Naruto said with a huff.

Jiraiya nodded “Let's get back to the subject. Since I already have a long term fuck buddy, I thought it would only be fair if Sakura-hime also had one. And since she is into you, and I trust you to treat her right and with the respect of a true perverted gentleman that is our kind, I want you to be her first sex friend.”.

Naruto didn't say anything as he just stared at Jiraiya with a raised eyebrow, which had Jiraiya feel a bit uncomfortable and getting impatient.

“I know that it may not be the easiest to convince your two girlfriends to let you do that, and how you go about that is something I will leave up to you. All I'm telling you is that you have my permission, along with a very willing Sakura-hime, to go ahead and sleep with her.” Jiraiya said, and this time Naruto replied instantly.

“Do you want me to fuck her now?” Naruto asked.

“No you idiot!” Jiraiya said smashing his fist down on Naruto's head, which proved to be a mistake as Naruto used Jiraiya's own technique to defend himself, as Naruto's hair turned into spikes which were as hard as iron.

“Owww!” Jiraiya whined, retracting his hand so he could blow it on “No chakra indoors, idiot!” he scolded him.

“Stop whining, explain to me what it is you want from me instead. I don't get it, should I fuck your girl or shouldn't I, dattebayo!?” Naruto exclaimed loudly in confusion.

Jiraiya smirked “I'm happy to hear that you are considering it. What I'm talking about is on occasions where you and Sakura-hime may find yourselves on missions together without me, or on other occasions when I'm not around. Those are the times when you can find Sakura-hime and keep her company in my stead, and clap the finest cheeks in all of Konoha!” Jiraiya ended with a perverted laugh.

“As you wish, Ero-sennin” Naruto said extending his arm, offering a hand shake “Let's shake on it.”.

Jiraiya grinned as he shook Naruto's hands “Are you sure about this, what would Kurenai and Anko say?” he asked.

They shook hands and returned their arms, as Naruto spoke while grinning “They have given me permission to sleep with whoever I want. They say that I'm so popular or whatever, that it would have probably ended up happening naturally anyway.”.

“They aren't wrong, you know..” Jiraiya said giggling “But I'm glad you are finally starting to realize just how popular you are!” Jiraiya stood up and raised his arms “Keep making me proud, Naruto! There are countless more women out there for the taking, and I know you are man enough to handle them all!”.

“Ugh, shut the fuck already” Naruto said with a snarl “You're just trying to maximize the amount of reference material you can get out of me!”.

“Would that be so bad?” Jiraiya asked holding up his hands in question “It would be a win win situation for both of us!”.

“Don't push it, I have already agreed to your perverse wishes. Now let's not talk about this crap anymore, I want to do something fun!” Naruto said with a toothy grin.

“Sake and hamburgers?” Jiraiya suggested in a rather hopeful tone.

“No, I challenge you to a push up competition!” Naruto stated excitedly.

“Ehhh!?” Jiraiya exclaimed in disbelief “We have trained for ten hours already! Let's just get some food and drinks and relax before we sleep!”.

“We can do that after the competition! I am going to do twice as many push ups than you!” Naruto said confidently as he started doing a few push ups on Jiraiya's kitchen floor. Jiraiya sighed before he got down next to Naruto and started doing push ups as well, knowing that Naruto would call him a wimp and a pussy for at least a month, if he didn't accept his challenge. The only problem is, if they take the competition seriously, then they will be here in the kitchen for hours. But Jiraiya would at least get his hamburgers and sake, as he made sure to create a shadow clone which headed into the village to buy that.
Konohamaru and Kushina

Earlier, when Konohamaru parted with Naruto and Jiraiya, seemingly heading home, he thought it wouldn't hurt to give Kushina a visit, just to see if she wanted to fool around a bit. Even though he is extremely tired, both due to training and a lack of sleep, he still had energy for a round of two with his Goddess of a girlfriend. And even if she didn't want to do it today, he would be happy with just seeing her before going to bed.

Konohamaru was standing out in Kushina's backyard, staring into the big windows from where he could see parts of the living room, hall way and kitchen. He saw Minato sitting in the living room, reading a newspaper by the look of things, while Ino was sitting in his lap. Little did Konohamaru know that newspaper was only there to help cover up what they are doing, as Minato was gently rubbing and playing with Ino's clit and pussy lips, warming her up for what is to come later tonight.

He didn't see Kushina anywhere downstairs though, which had him glance up at the windows on the second floor. The window drapes still covered the window to Kushina and Minato's bedroom, just like they had been last night when Konohamaru fucked Kushina in that room. In the window next to it, he saw Kushina's shadow. She was in that large room where she always practices her dances in private, and where she has her large mirrors which she usually uses when she applies her make up and pretties herself up along with a rather large closet full with all of her clothes. That room is something of Kushina's hang out room, and that is common knowledge for everyone in their family, and close friends like Konohamaru and Ino.

Now that he had seen her shadow, he at least he knew that she was at home now. But would she even want him to visit now, since Minato is home and awake? If he knocked on the door, Minato would be the one to answer it most likely, considering that he is the one downstairs. What would he say to him? “Hey, I'm just here to fuck your wife, mind letting me in, kore?” Konohamaru thought while shaking his head.

Then he remembered that he actually had a pretty good excuse to come visit her. He is her student now, and it wouldn't be weird if he came to see her even though Naruto isn't around, since he could ask for training advice or something like that. With a smirk, he went around the house then up to the front door and knocked on it. A moment later, Minato opened the door as expected, staring at him with a kind smile, even though he was a bit upset that his and Ino's fun had been interrupted.

“Hey Konohamaru-kun, Naruto is not home yet” Minato said.

“Hi Hokage-sama, I know we just finished training with Ero-sennin. He told me that is sleeping in the perverts house tonight” Konohamaru said then added “I'm here to see Kushina-cha..” Konohamaru eyes widened as he caught himself before finishing his sentence, he quickly corrected himself “-Sensei, since I'm struggling with drawing some of the seals she wants us to work on”.

“Oh yeah, I heard about that. You know the three of you are really lucky to have Kushina as your sensei, she is the best seal user in Konoha” Minato said with a smile before he turned around “Why don't you come inside, I will go find her for you”

“Okay” Konohamaru said as Minato let him in. “You can wait in the living room” Minato said as he started walking up the stairs. Konohamaru sat down on the couch where Minato and Ino been sitting earlier, the same couch where Minato had slept on yesterday when Kushina gave Konohamaru a wonderful blowjob in front of him as he slept. Ino was no longer around though, as she was using the first floor bathroom, mainly as a way to hide from Konohamaru who she didn't want to deal with now that she was horny and had thighs covered in her pussy juice. Knowing him, there is no saying what he will do or where he will touch, given the chance. So she thought it best to hide from the perverted Sarutobi, at least until Minato comes back downstairs, so she can get up on his lap again.

Minato came down a minute later, his kind smile ever so present as he came walking towards Konohamaru. He scratched the back of his head, while he said “She asked me to send you upstairs, she is in the big room next to the bathroom”

“Okay, thanks!” Konohamaru said as he ran past the hokage, feeling his heartbeat raise a bit as he did so. Minato is after all the strongest guy in the village. He is also the ninja who Konohamaru looks up to the most, and is someone Konohamaru wants to surpass. It felt a little strange that he was now sneaking around inside the house of belonging to this powerful man, wanting to fool around with the wife of said powerful man. But alas, that is a risk that came with the prize, and it is a risk he is very willing to take.

When he got upstairs, he entered Kushina's dance room without warning, closing the door behind him.

“Hi Kushina-chan” He said quietly, as the woman stood with her back to him, but he could still see her face since she was looking into a large mirror. She wore her regular green housewife dress and white blouse.

“Ara ara” Kushina said in a flirty manner “I heard you needed advice on seals? And here I thought you were ahead of Moegi-chan and Udon-kun already” she said as she turned around, licking her lips.

Konohamaru sat down on a chair to the side and said “I just wanted to see you for a while before I go to bed. I'm really tired after training all day today again, I barely got three hours of sleep”.

“Oh, I'm so sorry for keeping you up so late-ttebane” Kushina said teasingly, as she leaned down to stare into his eyes, she then sniffed the air and held her nose “No offence, but you smell horrible Kon-kun, just how much did you train with Naruto and that old pervert today?”

Konohamaru sighed “Sorry about that, the boss somehow pissed off Ero-sennin and he decided to take it out on the both of us. We did actual ninja training the whole day today, instead of you know, regular Ero-sennin training” he ended with a chuckle. Kushina then gave him a quick french kiss, before she stood up straight, she then smiled down at Konohamaru “Well well, looks like Jiraiya-sensei finally did something useful. You on the other hand must be exhausted since we stayed up so late last night, dattebane” she said, blushing as she thought back on some of the moments of yesterday.

“Yeah” Konohamaru said with a grin as he stood up, then put his arms around Kushina's waist and placed his hands on her bum “But I still have energy to fool around a bit!”

“Mmhm” Kushina moaned quietly as she hugged him back with one arm while the other played with the hair that stuck out of the hole of Konohamaru's gray hat.

“Did you come for a booty call? A quickie before bed, hmm?” Kushina asked in a playful tone.

Konohamaru giggled as he let go of her and stared up at her “Like I said, I just want to see you, but I don't mind the sound of that, kore”

Kushina shook her head “Sorry I'm not doing that, especially since you smell worse than a wet dog” she said teasingly.

Konohamaru pouted as he sat down on the chair again.

“Besides, I think we shouldn't do that every day. I feel like we already rushed some things in our relationship, at least its rushed compared to what I'm used to” Kushina said which had Konohamaru pout even more “Are you saying that we aren't going to have sex anymore?” he asked in a way that Kushina found to be adorable. She fought the urge to get on top of him and ride him on that chair. Kushina wasn't being serious about what she said, she was just setting Konohamaru up for a little game of hers.

“Of course not, what I'm saying is maybe it's good for the future of our relationship if we didn't do that every day. I'm in this for the long run, and I don't want this to be just a short lasting affair, dattebane” Kushina said as she sat down in Konohamaru's lap and placed her thumb on his chin, guiding him to stare at her, into her eyes.

“Don't you agree?” She asked with a cute blush.

Konohamaru nodded with a slight blush of his own “I agree with wanting a long lasting relationship, but I don't see why we can't have sex when we want to!”.

Kushina giggled “I wasn't saying that we are never going to have sex again. How about this, if you promise to work hard this week in training, to earn yourself the right to become the leader of your future three man cell with Udon-kun and Moegi-chan, I will reward you with whatever you want on Friday after our date” she said with that signature naughty smile of hers which made Konohamaru's heartbeat raise. Kushina then leaned in and whispered “Depending on your performance this week, I will spend the whole weekend with you, ttebane!”

“Okay, kore! You got it, I will show you what I'm made of and then I will come take you out on that date you want on Friday, kore!” Konohamaru said with a confident grin. Konohamaru then sighed “I guess I will go home and get some rest then.”.

“Already?” Kushina asked as she got off of Konohamaru in favor of sitting on the floor in front of him.

“Yaah, well you didn't want to do you know, so if we are just going to hang out, then we can do that when I'm not so tired right?” Konohamaru said scratching the back of his head.

“Okay” Kushina said that same naughty smile “Unless you want to stick around for a while so that I can suck your cock?” she asked playfully.

“W-what, but you just said we wouldn't be doing that until Friday?” Konohamaru said, before slapping himself on his forehead “Forget I said that” he then pulled down his shorts and boxer shorts in one go. Kushina licked her lips as Konohamaru's hard, thick and giant member poked against her cheek as soon as it got released.

“That rule is only for fucking, we can still make out and do other stuff like this whenever we want” Kushina said with a giggle which had Konohamaru join her as he chuckled as well.

“I love it when you talk dirty like that, Kushina-chan. It makes me so damn horny!” Konohamaru said as he leaned back and let Kushina get to work, or practice as she calls it since she hasn't accepted her blowjobs to count as real blowjobs until she has learned to take his full size inside her mouth. She started the same way she always did by pressing the tip into her cheek while staring at Konohamaru with glowing, playful eyes. “You have beautiful eyes, do you know that, kore?” Konohamaru said staring at her intently.

“Thanks, you have a beautiful cock!” Kushina said and gave him an eye wink. She then got started, as she licked the tip of his dick, and then moved her tongue slowly further down his length, varying with licking along his shaft and giving it kisses. She then started suckling on the tip of his dick, teasingly as she stared at him the same way, making sure to keep eye contact with him so that he could stare more into the eyes that he had just complimented.

“Ah, your mouth feels so good Kushina-chan!” Konohoamaru spoke loudly as he rested one hand behind her head as Kushina started to move faster as she took more of his length inside her wet, warm mouth. As Kushina tried to force his thick cock down her throat, her saliva gurgled out of her mouth, Konohamaru caressed her cheek and smiled at her. She let more saliva then usual spill out of her mouth as she was trying to clean his dick and get rid of the taste of sweat at the same time.

“Why don't you use your big tits for the rest of it? They should cover more than half of my dick, kore!” Konohamaru suggested, thinking he was being helpful. Kushina freed Konohamaru's cock from her wet folds with a quiet plopping sound, as she stared at him “What do you mean?”

“You know, like a tit job?” Konohamaru said while scratching the back of his head. He got the idea from a porn mag that Naruto had shown him a few months ago.

“I think you can do both at the same time, considering how big my freakish dick is” Konohamaru said giggling “You would still have plenty to suck on!” he added.

Kushina shook her head “You are just trying to get me out of my clothes, aren't ya?” she said before she took his dick in her mouth again. She wasn't going to half ass this, by using her tits or anything else, which she considered to be cheating. She just wants to learn to give him a nice proper blowjob, taking the whole giant schlong down her throat. She still didn't make much progress with that though, but Konohamaru sure as hell wasn't complaining.

“Oh!” Konohamaru moaned as he guided her back and forth with his hand “No I was just trying to help out since you seem to think that your blowjobs aren't good enough. I can honestly say you give the best blowjobs I have ever had and you're not going to get any complaints from me, kore!”

Kushina pulled back to allow her to talk again “I'll consider it for next time, for now just sit back and relax, and then tell me when you are about to cum-ttebane!” she said before she got back to what she was doing.

Konohamaru's closed his eyes as he rested his hand on the back of her head, letting her do all the work “Oh fuck that's feel great! You really like sucking my dick, don't you, Kushina-chan?”

“Uh-huh” Kushina responded which caused her saliva to spill out of her mouth onto the floor. Kushina began using her right hand to jerk him from the base up till about half of his length which was the part of his dick that she couldn't get inside her mouth yet. She started using both hands for that since she couldn't get her fingers around it, while speeding up her head movement and jerking at the same time. The faster she sucked and jerked him, the louder both she and Konohamaru got. They didn't have to worry about Minato or Ino hearing them though, as Kushina had secured the room with sound suppressing seals as soon as Minato told her that Konohamaru was here to see her. She continued like she had been doing for another minute, as they kept eye contact during the whole time, Konohamaru grinning down at her as they did so.

“Fuck, I'm gonna cum!” Konohamaru announced, which had Kushina let him out of his mouth.

“Cum in my face, dattebane!” she said in a slutty tone, sticking out her tongue, while she kept moving her hands along his length. Kushina was very excited about the prospect of Konohamaru covering her face with his cum, while an unknowing Minato is downstairs. She wondered what he would think if he saw it, not only because of who she is doing it with, but also because she never let him do anything close to this. Minato's cock had actually never been anywhere near her mouth.

After waiting another ten seconds, Kushina took the tip of his dick inside her mouth again, as she wanted to speed the process up. Konohamaru came instantly as she did so, squirting the first stream of his cum inside her mouth. Kushina quickly took him out of her mouth and pointed the tip of his dick towards her face.

“Oh shit, here it comes, kore!” Konohamaru exclaimed loudly, while Kushina moaned quietly enjoying the taste of Konohamaru's cum “That's it, cum all over my face, baby!”

Konohamaru's continued to squirt his cum on her face, covering her nose, cheeks and even parts of her chin. It dripped down her face down to her lips and chin. Kushina licked her lips, licking up the cum closest to her mouth as she did so.

“Yummy” She said before standing up. She moved over to that large mirror where she had been standing before, staring into it with a naughty smile.

“I wonder what Minato would say if he saw me like this, dattebane” Kushina said in a naughty tone, while she admired Konohamaru's handy work.

Konohamaru pulled up his pants, while Kushina walked back to him. She sat down in front of him and used two of her fingers to scoop up the cum on her face, then licking it off of her fingers in front of him.

“Mmhm, it's so tasty-ttebane!” she said in that same naughty tone.

“Hehehe!” Konohamaru giggled as he watched her, thinking that Kushina was amazing and he couldn't have found a better girlfriend.

Once Kushina was done, she gave him a quick peck on the cheek and said “See you tomorrow at training, and remember if you ever feel like I'm pushing you too hard, just remember that I am going to reward your hard work tenfold” she ended with an eye wink.

Konohamaru stood up with a nod “You don't have to worry about that, all I need now is a good nights rest! Then I will be ready for another day of training tomorrow, kore!”

“That's the spirit” Kushina said with a smile, watching Konohamaru moving over to the door “I love you” she said as he opened it.

“I love you more!” Konohamaru said with a wide smile before closing the door behind him. He then ran downstairs, running past and waving good bye to the husband of his secret girlfriend as he did so, before heading home. He didn't really pay attention to Ino, who was sitting in Minato's lap again, this time having her cock buried inside of her, which was hidden underneath her pink skirt.

While Konohamaru headed home, Kushina sat down on the chair Konohamaru had been sitting on just a few moments ago. She opened up her necklace locket, so that she could look at the picture of her and Konohamaru making out, which was a photo they took at the photo booth that same day when they confessed.

“Now let's see who will last the longest my love” Kushina said with a naughty smile “Who will give into lust first? Will it be you or will it be me?” she giggled before she kissed the photo. This was the game that she had set up, which would allow her to tease and seduce Konohamaru all week, until he begs for sex. But even though she made the rules of the games, and were planning on riling him up at any chance she got, she had a feeling she would be the one losing the game anyway. Because the more she looked at that photograph, the more she regretted not taking her clothes off earlier and riding Konohamaru into a coma. She plans on doing that when the game is over, whether she wins or loses it. Until then, she will take her time to enjoy some good old fashioned teasing, and give Konohamaru a taste of his own medicine. It's time to let him know that he is not the only pervert in the relationship.
Authors Note: That's the end of Chapter 35. The conversation between Jiraiya and Naruto was fun to write, and reminded me a bit of writing Anko and Kurenai's conversation after Anko found out about Naruto and Kurenai. They are both equally funny and messed up. The Konohamaru and Kushina scene has been edited to improve the grammar and spelling mistakes from the Sarutobi and Uzumaki version of this story. I also made both Konohamaru and Kushina act a bit naughtier and talk dirtier, than what they did in the “Sarutobi and Uzumaki” version.
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