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A Lewd New World
A Naruto smutbunny
By
EvilFuzzy9

WARNING: This fanfic depicts activities of an adult nature between characters who would be minors in the real world. The author of this fic does not endorse such things being done by minors in real life, and in fact strongly discourages minors from reading this, and also from participating in any and all such activities until they are at the age of majority/consent as defined in the laws or customs of their state or principality.
(this chapter almost like 66% longer than the usual, holy carp)

Miraiya of the Sannin let out a most delighted moan. Her amply soft and generous bosom mashed up lewdly against the smaller, modest bust of the fair and dark-haired beauty, Mikoto. A shiver of pleasure ran through her voluptuous body, her nipples rubbing just so against Mikoto's.
Asuka had her arms wrapped around the two, fingers skittering adventurously up and down the hills and valleys of the two separately yet equally beautiful women. She rubbed her aching, longing body shamelessly against Miraiya's lewd curves and Mikoto's slender form. Three pairs of legs were nigh inseperably tangled as the trio molested and made love to one another.
Mikoto's pale, creamy skin jumped and shivered excitedly at Asuka and Miraiya's touch. Her cheeks were a rosy pink, her eyes distinctly come-hither. Her long and slender, shapely legs brushed up eagerly against Miraiya's and Asuka's.
"Mmm..." she moaned, feeling the fire in her belly. Her pussy ached, every part of her sang in agonizing ecstasy at each single solitary bit of skin-on-skin contact. "How delightful~" she purred, arching her back.
She felt Miraiya's hands on her breasts, Asuka's on her ass. She herself had a hand on Asuka's bum, and another on Miraiya's breasts. The former was firm and supple, only slightly soft or yielding. Sweet, dusky skin dimpled beneath her slim, dancing fingers. The latter, in contrast, was soft and doughy, so wonderfully vast and pliable.
"Occhin can throw one hell of a party," agreed Miraiya, teasingly turning her head to plant a hot and wet kiss just shy of Asuka's lips.
At the same time, she appreciatively felt up Mikoto's slim but shapely body, rubbing her brobdignagian breasts obscenely up and down against the Uchiha matron's modest tits. The soft and milky mounds of a mother of two felt truly delightful beneath the Toad Sage Priestess's ample bust, and she skillfully groped both girls all over.
Asuka moaned, nodding weakly in agreement with these sentiments. She delighted in the feeling of Mikoto and Miraiya's hands on her body, and she eagerly felt up their bodies with her own hands. Her pussy was soaking wet, and shivers of ecstasy coursed through her veins.
"Ohh, Kaguya-dono❤" mewled Kagerou, slim and fair, speaking against the white-haired Kimiko's lips. She was kissing her deeply, the Kaguya and the Fuuma passionately making out. Their nipples were stiff and peaking, a lusty flush coloring their pale cheeks.
Kimiko purred, rolling her tongue in Kagerou's mouth. She tasted the sweet flavors of the lovely Mayfly's tongue, reminiscent of lilies and persimmon. Her body was warm against hers, like sunlight, her breath like the kiss of a forest breeze on naked skin.
"Kagerou..." Kimiko moaned, a gymnast's bosom heaving with deep, panting breaths. "That shameless expression is strangely fitting, for one as beautiful as yourself."
She nibbled gently on Kagerou's lower lip, cupping one of the woman's small, delicate breasts in her hand. She squeezed the pert, humble mound with attentive care, rolling goose-pimpled flesh gently beneath her palm. Kagerou shivered, and whimpered cutely into Kimiko's mouth.
"Mmm, Kaguya-dono... You are such a skillful lover," she purred. The pale azul-verdette planted one of her hands on Kimiko's flawlessly curved and proportioned posterior, feeling the firm and supple flesh which yielded only slightly beneath her fingers. She traced her thumb down the valley of the lean kunoichi's nether cleavage, brushing it against the rim of Kimiko's anus.
A little ways from them, Kagerou's cute and busty junior was similarly engaged with the ponytailed Guren. She moaned and squealed shamelessly, adorably, bucking her hips and shivering as the crystal release user ravenously attacked the ginger Fuuma's generous tits.
Full, rosy lips left their marks all over Sasame's ample bosom, Guren painting a portrait of passion with the younger lass's body as her canvas. Sasame's lower mouth drooled fragantly, hot and aching with blind, carnal desire. She gasped and groaned, feeling Guren's teeth now and then. Her nipples were big and puffy, goosebumps covering her blushing breasts.
Guren eagerly tasted the salty tang of Sasame's sweat, and the sweeter meat of her wonderful mammaries. She kissed the girl's chest all over, nibbling and biting, sucking and licking. Her left hand was flattened out as it swung rhythmically up and down, smacking the spiral tattoo on Sasame's ass. Her right hand was curled into a fist, soaking in the juices of Sasame's cunt as she plunged it back and forth inside of the girl.
"Guren-chan! Guren-chan!" Sasame squealed repeatedly as the Oto jonin teased and pleased the Fuuma's lewd, horny body. "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
And come she did, womanly nectar splurting out messily all over Guren's wrist.
"Heehee! What a cute little thing~" Guren cooed, smiling delightedly at the expression on Sasame's face.
"Ahhh!" cried Shinobu of the Sound Four, not at all far from there. The cutely panting plus-sized lass squirmed this way and that under the playful, teasing ministrations of a mischievous Kidohana. "Ohhhh❤"
The round-faced teen moaned shamelessly, writhing lewdly as the six mahogany hands of a slim and sinuous Kidohana trailed this way and that over her most abundant figure. Shinobu's orange hair was short and frizzy. Kidohana's was tied back in a ponytail.
"Look at the size of those tits!" said the dark-skinned, flat-chested Kidohana, leering wickedly at her comrade's melons. "Tayuya's got it pegged, doesn't she? You're a total cow!"
The spider-summoner trailed her lowest set of arms down, cheerfully smacking Shinobu's ample, dimpled buttocks.
"Kidohana-chaaaaan!" the chubby kunoichi whined, tears in her eyes as she shamefacedly came.
"Fuck! You slutty-ass bitches!" growled feisty flautist Tayuya, gasping hungrily and violently molesting the humble B-cup breasts of a lovely, groaning Ukon. The silver-haired lass had a beautifully feminine face, and along with her twin she was an undeniable stunner, with or without the relatively more ample endowments of the foul mouthed Tayuya, or the most voluptuous Doki. "You goddamn whores!"
"Tayuya-chan, too cruel~" cooed Ukon's twin sister, Sakon, peeking her head up from the considerable double-D bosom of Sound chuunin Doki Kinuta. She had used her hiden technique to merge with the younger (yet incredibly more buxom) girl's body, inflicting all sorts of exhilarating sensations on Doki from within. "You know what Shinobu would say to that kind of language!"
Sakon winked, and did something inside Doki's body that caused her to let out an ear piercing squeal.
"ASFASDGAASHGAGA!" Doki exclaimed in something utterly removed from any human language.
Tayuya scoffed, and irritably bent her head to bite down rather hard on one of Ukon's cute, pink nipples. She growled something mutinous in reply, though the exact contents were heavily scrambled by the perky, smallish mound of flawless, pale flesh against which her lips were viciously mashed.
Doki might have made a very lewd O-face, coming suddenly at that moment, but it wouldn't have been possible to tell just by looking. Not only her face, but most of Doki's body was covered by heavy cloth wraps (with the exception, presently, of her breasts and most of her pubic region) that made it very difficult to read her expression.
"Oooh, what a good girl❤" purred Sakon. Ukon cooed in agreement, and winked coyly at her sister.
It was to the sight of all of the above that Naruto and Occhin walked into the large, elegantly furnished guest room – one of many connected to the central subterranean complex of Otogakure. The concert hall was somewhere on the surface, high above their heads. A sprawling, intricate network of tunnels and excavated chambers branched out from a series of vertical shafts bored deep into the village's bedrock foundation.
Otogakure was located just atop a geological outcropping of solid granite, which jutted deep into the shallow limestone of the surrounding area. The deep stone foundations of the village were incredibly sturdy, allowing for extensive subterranean expansion, and Orochiko had not hesitated to take advantage of the local geography. Like a forest in reverse, deep shafts plunged into the earth all throught the Hidden Sound, and tunnels branching from these shafts connected to countless caverns both natural and artificial. Some led to shafts which delved even deeper below ground.
Despite Oto's relative youth, as a hidden village, it was nearly designed to be highly defensible with subterranean supply caches and scattered boltholes dotting the landscape within the ring of stone that defined its boundaries. Shinobi and civilians alike could secret themselves away, in time of war, to hundreds of isolated hideouts, or spring coordinated surpise assaults from the countless interconnected tunnels to harry invading forces with hit and run tactics. Even if an invading enemy could claim a foothold on the surface, they would still have thousands of kilometers of booby-trapped tunnels sprawling out just beneath their feet.
It was a scheme of defense not too dissimilar to what one might find in Iwagakure, which was widely considered the least assailable and most heavily defended of the five great villages. And the similarity was most likely intentional, as Occhin had fought in two of the Great Ninja Wars before Naruto was born. She was the most adaptable of the Legendary Sannin, unashamed to copy the successful strategies of others, or adopt useful enemy techniques into her own considerable repetoire of jutsu – tai, nin, gen, or otherwise.
That highly pragmatic attitude had more than once put the woman at odds with her former teammates (especially the stubbornly idealistic Miraiya) but it was also one of the main factors in the majority consideration of her as the most dangerous of the Legendary Sannin.
...not that any of this meant much, in these peaceful modern times. Not for nearly twenty years had the elemental nations seen any kind of large scale military conflict, and even the worst skirmishes nowadays were but the mere pinpricks of hedgehogs shuffling around one another. That most younger folk now knew of Orochiko not as a dealer of death, but as a pop idol, really put it into perspective just how peaceful things were, in this day and age.
So Occhin was happy to see that her shinobi were getting along peacefully with the Leaf ninja, whom the majority of Oto kunoichi would view as foreigners, and not old allies.
"This is so nice~" she cheerily chirped, catching the attention of the nearer women. "To see all of you girls having so much fun because of Occhin's music~!"
She struck a cute pose, winking and blowing a kiss to the numerous nude and horny kunoichi. Although she did not remove her hand from Naruto's dick. Indeed, Occhin was stroking her slim, soft and childlike fingers skillfully up and down the blond's shaft.
For the full duration of the walk down here, the mischievous idol had been jerking Naruto off. It was a very convenient way for her to guide him, at their respective heights, and furthermore something she found to be just very enjoyable in general. Her white, smooth hands were even whiter than usual, coated thickly with the products of several delightful orgasms on Naruto's part.
The blond, entrenched firmly on cloud nine as a result of Occhin's continual pleasuring of his cock, grinned dreamily at the assorted lovely ladies gathered all on top of one another.
"You got that right," he remarked, leering warmly and appreciatively all around. He licked his lips, raking his eyes back and forth across the veritable cornucopia of bare, nubile woman-flesh assembled before them.
Occhin giggled, feeling Naruto's penis throb mightily beneath her fingers.
"Oooh~" she cooed playfully. "Is Naruto-chin getting horny~?"
Naruto's grin widened.
"You bet."
What followed next was a blur. Occhin saw Naruto form a very familiar handseal, and fill the room with sexy blue-eyed blonds. She counted three Narutos to every girl.
Enough for each hole, a cruder person might have said.
Shortly after that, however, she kind of lost all track of rational thought. Warm, broad, masculine hands gripped Orochiko by the slim, girlish hips of her youthful form, lifting her up bodily. Then they eased her down – with delightful roughness – onto a large and throbbing phallus.
Her world promptly exploded into an orgy of sensations. Occhin had no idea how long it lasted, what exactly happened during it, or even how many times she came under the assault of Naruto's natural Uzumaki lust.
All she knew.
Was that she loved every single fucking second.
It was more or less the same for all of the girls, every one of whom got to experience the remarkably sublime sensations of a kage bunshin gang bang.
Describing the sheer ferocity and passion of this event, the graphic sexuality and rapacity of this orgiastic eruption, simply wouldn't be possible. One could have filled whole series of text books with all the possible descriptors of such sex – the adjectives, the verbs, the nouns, the endless deluge of vulgar slang and euphemisms – and yet still fail to do this event justice.
When Naruto put his mind to it, he could accomplish feats which defied language itself, acts of prowess and ingenuity which would seem beyond belief to even the most gullible of people.
No level of prose could do him justice when he got serious, not when it came to sex. Only into the most plain of speech could it be accurately conveyed.
Naruto formed enough shadow clones to gang bang each and every last girl in the guest room. With the exception of Occhin, whom he would fuck personally, every woman present was filled up in womanhood, mouth, and anus by the hard, throbbing cocks of horny Naruto doppelgangers.
And Naruto himself used Occhin like a human fleshlight, jerking himself off with her ass – much to the mischievous snake summoner's unending amusement!
Basically: sex happened.
Lots and lots of sex.

Occhin gave a delighted moan as Naruto, redfaced and glassy-eyed – content – lifted her rudely off of his dick. The head of his member popped out of her tight, white anus with a noisy splortch, the blond's thick semen pouring oozing generously from the pseudo lolita's stuffed and distended ass.
The last of Naruto's shadow clones dispelled. Spent kage bunshin vanished in puffs of smoke, leaving behind nothing but buckets of sperm and saddened beauties. The blond gave a grunt, his dick twitching as the collective memories of those clones piled into his brain all at once. In the span of an instant, he relieved all of the sensations his clones had experienced during their brief existence – sensations he had already felt through his real-time link, but now condensed, concentrated into a jumble of impressions and thoughts which fought one another for room in his brain.
"Damn," Naruto grunted. With a slight hiss, he felt his balls clench. He was overwhelmed, momentarily, by the flood of sexy memories and sensations.
His penis throbbed mightily, and disgorged a sizable wad of ejaculate onto Occhin's smooth, pale, gently arched lower back.
"Heehee!" the idol giggled, feeling Naruto's spunk hit her. It clung to her soft, silky skin, tickling her delightfully. "Too cuuuute, Nakkyun~"
Naruto sweatdropped. For some reason, that feels a little annoying... he thought idly as he set Occhin down on her feet. ...being given such a cutesy nickname...
It reminded her a little of Sai-chan, actually. Her and her nickname for him. Cuntless-kun. Fitting, perhaps, but still very embarrassing.
Thankfully, Naruto was promptly saved from further teasing at Occhin's hands, and by none other than Miraiya herself!
"Heeeey, Occhin..." the woman whined in a manner most unbecoming a legendary kunoichi. She was pouting childishly, crossing her arms beneath her most ample bust. And even though he had seen it many times before, Naruto still took a second to appreciate the view before returning his attention to what the woman was saying. "...Well, if you're gonna be like that, then I suppose we should just get straight to the point..."
Naruto sweatdropped, hearing the obvious petulance in the woman's tone.
I guess she REALLY wanted some alone time with her old friend... he thought, feeling a little sheepish.
Mikoto and Asuka stirred at the sound of Miraiya's voice, and they picked themselves back up off of the floor. The latter smacked her lips contentedly, tasting the lingering flavor's of Naruto's seed. The former arched her back, languidly stretching and yawning in the most feline of manners.
"Mm, that's right..." said Asuka. "We came here on a mission, didn't we..."
The tomboyish Sarutobi sounded genuinely bemused, as though she had completely forgotten their original purpose in the face of so much gratuitous sex.
"Yes," said Mikoto, nodding slowly. "I think it had something to do with... seducing the Akatsuki into becoming Naruto-kun's concubines...?"
The blond sweatdropped.
That's definitely not what our mission was! he thought, a mental tsukkomi befitting his status as one who was quite literally the only straight man on earth.
"That sounds about right..." said Asuka, looking pleased with this explanation. She smirked, and gave Naruto an inappropriately cool thumbs up. "Well, don't worry! Me and Kurenai-chan won't get jealous even if you recruit the whole Sound Village into your harem!"
Naruto resisted the urge to face-fault.
Asuka-senseeeeii! he thought in dismay. Nooooo, you're supposed to be one of the sane ones...!
Occhin giggled, and the Sound kunoichi present who still had enough sense after the gratuitous gang-banging they'd received to understand human speech blushed adorably. They smiled dreamily, seeming distinctly pleased by the thought of such a thing.
"I didn't know Nakkyun was such a perv~" Occhin tittered. "But if that's the mission Tsuttan gave you, then I suppose I don't mind...❤"
She blushed cutely, giving Naruto a playful wink.
Naruto felt his own cheeks heat up, and he averted his gaze momentarily from the criminally appealing fifty-something loli.
"W-well, I don't know the exact details, myself..." the blond mumbled, scratching his ruddy whisker-marked cheek a tad abashedly. "...but Granny Tsunade said that she wanted us to try and make contact with Akatsuki. If that involves... y'know, making them into my concubines or something like that, then I suppose I could do it... if it's for our mission..."
Miraiya smirked.
"That would definitely be the quickest way to get them willing..." she mused, a perverted gleam in her eyes. "And I'm sure you have every reason to wanna finish up this mission and get back home as soon as possible, right?" She waggled her eyebrows suggestively.
Mikoto giggled.
"Those reasons wouldn't happen to be named Sasuki, Sakura, Hinata, and Gaara, would they~?" she said teasingly, her cheeks pink and her eyes starry. "Ah, young love❤"
Occhin grinned knowingly, hearing this.
"Arara?" she said cutely. "So Nakkyun has cute brides like those waiting for him to come home? Lucky!" she cooed, winking.
"Naruto-sama's wives!?" said Sasame, perking up immediately. Her eyes were wide and catlike. "Ohhh, I hope they approve of me!" she squealed, blushing and wiggling her generous hips giddily.
"Why wouldn't they accept a cute girl like that?" mused Asuka, smirking softly. "Hinata would probably love to mentor her at the Playful Fox, to say nothing of Sasuki and the others..."
Naruto had to concede that point to Asuka. Hinata-chan certainly would love to get a cute new kouhai like Sasame to dote on and show the ropes, and a kunoichi from a foreign clan like the Fuuma would definitely have a considerable niche appeal, not to mention the more mainstream attraction that was the lass's figure.
Sasame squealed, practically swooning with delight at the thought. Kagerou smiled indulgently at her younger kinswoman.
"Well, well!" said Occhin, beaming sweetly. Her single protruding fang seemed to greatly enhance the cuteness of her wide, earnest grin. "If your goal is something as noble as that, then who am I to interfere? I don't know how much information I can give you on the leaders, but I do have a lead you can start with!"
The lass flicked through a number of handseals, swift and effortless, before smacking a hand palm down on the floor. There was a puff of white smoke, the sound of air being displaced. A blackboard appeared, covered with surprisingly intricate diagrams written in chalk.
Naruto balked at the sight of complex formulas and incomprehensible jargon written with kanji he couldn't even begin to decipher. His brain went on strike the second he started to try and parse the blackboard's contents.
He scratched the back of his head, promptly feeling well out of his depth as the usually youthful and kawaiisa Occhin went into Scientist Mode and began spouting off words that might as well have been Famicom-era save codes for all the sense they made to his ears. Try as he might, Naruto could not make heads or tails of anything she was saying.
Geez... I'd forgotten about it, since she's been acting so cute... Naruto thought. ...but Orochiko was actually a child prodigy, wasn't she? I guess this is the true level of a girl that even Miraiya-sensei would call a once-in-a-century genius.
The blond sweatdropped as Occhin continued her speech, going for several minutes more before finally finishing. And using all of the knowledge at his disposal, Naruto had been able to decipher maybe a THIRD of what she said.
He was used to filling in the blanks for this sort of thing, though. He had to be, with people like Sakura, Sasuki, and Kagome-sensei on his team.
"Umm..." said Naruto slowly, scratching his chin. His brow was furrowed, face screwed up in a deeply thoughtful expression. "So, basically this chick Sasori used to be your partner in Akatsuki, and she's a puppet-user or something? And you think she would be a good lead for us to start off with."
Occhin nodded at Naruto, holding up an index finger and smiling.
"Yes, that's the gist of it!" she said. "But Sacchan is very good at what she does, so you'll wanna be real careful to not get on her bad side! Even Occhin would have lots of trouble dealing with her if she got serious."
"Yeah," said Naruto. "Her poisons are really that strong?"
"Seems so," said Asuka. "It isn't my field of expertise, but those sample compounds in the diagrams look like some pretty nasty stuff."
"Yup, Sacchan has a poison for every occasion~!" chirped Occhin. "Especially if you're looking for aphrodisiacs❤"
"And that's not even getting into what her partner might be capable of," said Miraiya. "Mad Bomber Deidara... I've heard rumors about her. She's as destructive as she is fickle, and as dangerous as she is impulsive."
"I've faced bakuton users before, back in the war," added Mikoto helpfully. "But those were all close or mid-range combat types. From what I've seen of the element, usually blast-natured chakra is very unstable. Under ordinary circumstances it will 'detonate', so to speak, more or less as soon as it is expressed outside the user's body. It is not an element typically suited to subtle or intricate ninjutsu. Blast style is powerful, in terms of brute destructive force, but normally limited to very crude, inelegant expressions."
"I dunno," said Naruto, flexing one of his fists and idly recalling what he had taught himself of blast release ninjutsu. "I'd say there's a certain kind of elegance in being able to explode your enemies by punching them."
Miraiya sweatdropped, shaking her head.
"Only you, Naruto..." she mused, "...would consider something like that elegant."
Occhin smiled.
"Well, whether it's elegant or not, bakuton ninjutsu isn't something Occhin would take lightly, if she were you!" she said. "Especially not if we're talking about that Deidara~!"
"Right," said Kimiko, coming up to the group. "According to what I've heard, that woman wields a secret technique of the Hidden Stone that lets her imbue that inherently blast-natured chakra of hers into clay. This enables her to stabilize and focus her chakra for precise long distance attacks, and her ranged combat potential is thus accordingly extreme."
Naruto frowned thoughtfully, stroking his chin.
"So, a genius puppetmaster with a whole bunch of crazy poisons, and a long-range blast style ninjutsu specialist..." He chuckled weakly, looking sheepish. "Boy, I really hope it doesn't come to a fight!" he said. "Those girls sound pretty scary."
"That's about the norm for Akatsuki, though," said Miraiya. "Isn't it?" She gave Occhin a look.
The pop idol snake summoner nodded.
"More or less!" she chirped. "S-rank ratings aren't handed out lightly, after all~"
Naruto nodded slowly.
"I guess we'll have our hands full," he said, "Whether it comes down to a fight or not."
"But I know you can do it, Nakkyun❤" Occhin chirped. "Go and make those Akatsuki girls your bitches❤"
The blond sweatdropped at her crude choice of words, but he was not averse to what she was suggesting.
His mind brought to such matters by Occhin's words, Naruto glanced over at Sasame, who bore the mark of an Uzumaki concubine from their first encounter.
And then he saw that his clones must have been busy with a lot more than just sex, because about HALF of all the Sound girls present had his brand on their bums. Kidohana, Tayuya, Guren, and Doki had apparently been selected by his clones during the earlier orgy, and subsequently branded without his notice.
And judging by the twinkle those four got in their eyes when they saw him staring, the girls knew EXACTLY what these marks meant, and were more than happy with them. Which made Naruto's next decision a lot simpler.
Lazily, the blond formed a cross-shaped handseal. There was a puff of smoke, and he turned to address the resulting shadow clone.
"Listen up," Naruto said to his artificial doppelganger. "Your job is to gather up all of the girls with spiral tattoos on their butt cheeks and escort them back home with hiraishin. Those girls are official concubines of the Uzumaki clan, now. Got that?"
The clone nodded eagerly, having already known what its mission was before its creator had even spoken. It was a copy of him, after all.
Naruto, satisfied that his clone would be able to do its job, turned back to face the group.
He then face-faulted, seeing most of the unmarked girls (including Mikoto and Miraiya, naturally) hurrying to scrawl out spiral marks on each other's asses. He even saw Kin and Saku joining in, girls whom he KNEW had not been present during the orgy.
Occhin giggled, and gave Naruto a playful wink. She, along with Shinobu, Kimiko, and Asuka, was one of the only girls in the room NOT trying to brand themselves as his personal belongings.
"Looks like Nakkyun will have a very big harem, by the time he goes home❤" she said brightly, teasingly.
Naruto sweatdropped, nodding slowly.
"Mom'll have a field day with all of these girls, that's for sure..." he muttered.
"Well, you might as well help us pack, Master~" cooed Mikoto, posing seductively for Naruto.
"Unless you want us to come with you and provide our services~" added Miraiya, striking a pose to complement Mikoto's.
Naruto massaged his temples longsufferingly.
"Just... get me when it's time to go," he said. "Hopefully this place has a decent ramen joint..." he added as he walked off, muttering exasperatedly under his breath.
Miraiya let out a sigh, and smiled wanly.
"Well," she said, glancing over at her old teammate. "Now that it's just us girls, I think there's some things we need to discuss, Occhin..."
Orochiko felt the Toad Priestess lay a heavy hand on her shoulder. She saw that Miraiya's expression was unusually serious.
"I assume about Hiyori-sensei..." she remarked shrewdly.
"Tsuttan had the right of it, then?"
Occhin was silent for a moment.
"Depends," she said. "What'd she say?"
"Some very interesting things..." responded Miraiya cryptically. She guided Occhin away from the crowd, and any prying ears.
Asuka watched them go, frowning. Most of the girls around her were scurrying off to gather whatever few worldly possessions of theirs they felt would be necessary in their new life as Uzumaki concubines.
Mikoto saw the look on Asuka's face, and she glanced at the shrinking backs of two of the Legendary Sannin. Idly, she wondered what they were talking about with such serious expressions.
It seemed such a shame, to her.
Girls like them were prettiest when they smiled.

A/N: This chapter turned out a good deal longer than the average for this story, but I really wanted to wrap up this first stage of the Akatsuki Arc (as I am tentatively calling it) in this, the thirty-fifth real chapter of A Lewd New World. At this rate there is a very real probability that LNW will end up surpassing even ONNHc – that old, abandoned hulk of tangled plot points and excessive gimmicks that was Om Nom Nom, Hamster-chan! – in terms of sheer length, out of all the things I have written.
As it is, this is only my second fic (out of 120+!) to exceed 100k words in length, though a few have come close. If it hadn't sputtered out, Remember the Name definitely would have taken that trophy, and Unexpected Aftermath could have crossed that mark, too, if I hadn't chosen to do the responsible thing and wrap it up before the risk of losing interest.
Somewhat relatedly, I think that A Lewd New World is, while not in the home stretch, definitely coming closer to the point where I will want to end it. There might be one or two more arcs before this happens, but I do know more or less very roughly HOW I want to end this fic. It's just a matter of getting there, really.
And – a true rarity – I've actually plotted out how I want the next few chapters to go, more or less! I won't spoil anything, but let's just say that the chapter after the next will contain Naruto's first encounter with Akatsuki (...as far as he knows).
But, until then!
Updated: 4-18-14
TTFN and R&R!
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