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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Ah I am now off from work for a few days. I actually seem to be
forming a relationship with BOTH my estranged parents. However, their
animosity for each other still stands strong * does a pose * but I
digress that DAMN squirrel was waiting for me on a trash can. I think
he was taunting me cause I was too early for work and everything was
locked up not to mention it was cold and raining. But I digress
again. I just finished watching an episode of Bleach and had the
strange pleasure of witnessing a very GAY hollow. I mean FLAMING.
Made me wish he had gotten a hold of Kon. Hmm well HAPPY THANKSGIVING
everyone. I wish I was with my family right now but hey maybe one day
I will have one of my own. Now everyone thinks I am gonna have a
little girl I really don't care as long as they are healthy,
beautiful, sweet-mannered, soft hearted (not as soft as me cause this
shit is ridiculous) and overall good people. Hey if they managed to
have some brains like their mommy more power to them (as long as they
didn't get because they were terrified of the consequences * eyebrow
twitches *) So I am kinda bored right now and being so I decided to
skip writing this chapter on paper and let it flow baby let it flow.
* whispers * Not to mention I have been in a coma and the internet is
down at the moment. Eh heh heh. WELL on we go!!!!

Chapter 35: * pokes
the damn 35 with a stick* (WHY DON'T YOU STOP ALREADY!!!)

The door opened
shortly after it closed and in walked the white haired perv, smiling
down at Neji. He stopped side glancing on the note left for him and
picked it up, skimming over it before his grin grew 10 fold. Jiraiya
shook his head letting a small chuckle out before stepping over the
boy. He made sure to let his foot 'gently' kick the boy in the side,
rousing him back to the world of the living.

“I warned you
about Menma, didn't I? You would think Naruto was the beast but then
again Menma has been traveling with me longer and well.....lets just
say when I can't research I can always teach.” He leaned back
in the couch and looked out the window, his face serious for a moment
as he thought. “Of course, I can't seem to teach him to love
the ladies. I swear Minato and his damn brothers must have jacked off
too much when they were little. Turned ALL their damn supplies
sweet.” The white haired man fell silent before breaking into a
roar of laughter; thoroughly waking Neji all the way up.

The brunette sat up
slowly, he felt like this was beginning to become a routine for his
'naps' he unwillingly was forced into. He looked up at Jiraiya, pain
screamed from his eyes. But the old man knew it wasn't for what the
pale blond just did to him. He had been hiding behind the door when
his grandsons ran out. The white haired man heard everything and when
he saw the look on Menma's face he understood everything. Neji was
doing exactly what he wanted him to; he was helping the frail actor
get over his already spoken for cousin. Now he just had to help the
arrogant dumbasses, that pissed those two off, to fix things. Jiraiya
wasn't too sure about the red head but he had a feeling that kid
would find a way to make it up to Naruto. But the jackass on the
linoleum was going to need help.

“I'll go pack my
things and prepare the proper papers.” The long haired boy
mumbled. Jiraiya sat up a little, looking confused.

“Why?”
Neji didn't look at the man, his eyes widened as he body froze. He
decided the man deserved to see his face when he told him of his
dismissal. Pale eye lids slowly lowered conveying his true feelings
about the whole situation.

“I...I've been
fired.”

“Says who?”
Neji was slightly pissed at the amused tone the old man was throwing
at him. Jiraiya was having fun knowing that Menma was getting rid of
him. Neji, himself, wasn't that heartless.

“Menma just
fired me before he left.” The deep voice cracked at the mention
of the gray eyed boy. A loud laughter broke through the room once
again. The brunette scowled at the man, a low growl slowly slipping
from his lips. Jiraiya smacked his knee, he tried to calm himself
down so he could talk. His large hand moved up to his face wiping a
tear from the corner of one of his eyes.

“Menma might
have fired you but you forget, he is still a teenager. Which means I
am still his guardian and all decisions made have to be finalized by
ME.” Realization and hope flashed across the lavendered eyed
boys face. Was the old man saying he still had a chance at staying by
the frail boy's side? Jiraiya caught the look but ignored it, he
leaned back in the comfortable couch and patted the chair close by.
“Come over here for a minute we got some things to discuss
because I will be damned if my 'research' stops due to a depressed
blond grandson. No Neji-KUN you aren't fired. I still have a need for
you. And even if you two aren't willing to admit it you two need each
other. I am sure Naruto would appreciate it as well.” Neji
looked at the old man as he neared the chair. He slowly sat down
looking at the man curiously. How could such a PERVERT be so
observant to know their feelings before even they knew.

For the first time
since he had been working for the Namikaze/Uzumaki family, he
actually looked at Jiraiya as an intelligent, wise man rather than
the dirty, womanizing ecchi that he portrayed himself to be.

At
Gaara's Place:

“Its been about 4 hours I don't think he's still
THAT pissed. Try calling him and leaving a message.” Gaara
looked up at his sister, nodding wordlessly, he picked up the small
phone and hit speed dial. The phone ran for several seconds. As
predicted, Naruto didn't answer.

'Hi
you have reached Uzumaki Naruto. I can't come to answer the phone
right now but leave a message and I'll make sure to give ya call.
JA!'

“Uh...hey.
I know you're still pissed at me. I deserve it but if it counts for
anything. I'm a selfish asshole. If I could I would keep you all to
myself and never let you out. But I know that wouldn't make you
happy... I'm sorry for what I did. Tell Menma I'm sorry for
manhandling him as well. Even if you don't forgive me I want you to
know I am so sorry and I will do anything, ANYTHING for you to
forgive me. I don't feel whole thinking I have lost you. Onegai...”
Tears slipped out his luminous eyes, slowly making a journey down his
porcelain like skin and finally splashing down onto his khaki clad
legs. Temari smiled somewhat, she moved over to him rubbing his
shoulder.

“Don't worry ototo. He will come around. How
could he not? You just poured your heart out to an answering machine.
Its just going to take time. And YOU are gonna have to learn how to
trust him more.” He nodded again.

“I know oneechan....”

With
Naruto and Menma:

Naruto
stretched his arms, his eyes slowly opened. For a moment he was
disoriented. Where was he? But when he turned around and looked at
his smaller cousin, everything came back to him about what had
happened that afternoon. He slid up on the bed and gently stroked the
pale blond hair of the boy cuddled to his side.

“Why Neji? Why did you betray me?” Tears
slid down the thin face, pooling on the pillow before being absorbed.
Naruto sighed softly wiping the tears from Menma's face and in doing
so rousing his cousin from the painful dreams. Gray eyes looked up at
the tan face and a weak smile appeared on his face. “Naru-chan,
did I wake you up? Gomen.” Sweet as ever was the thought
running through the blue eyed teens mind. Poor Menma. Once again that
jerk managed to hurt another person who clearly did not deserve it.

“No, Men-chan I was already awake. It looked like
you were having a bad dream.” The pale blond nodded in
understanding, his slender hand reached up and stroked the whiskered
cheek of his doting cousin. Blue and gray locked, slowly pulling the
two teens closer until they were engaged into a deep, comforting
kiss. Menma wrapped his arms around the other boy's neck, face
frowning in concentration. Something wasn't quite right. It was as
though the kiss was lackluster. They pulled away and just stared at
each other. Naruto's face conveyed concern while Menma's was
overtaken by confusion.

“Are you ok?”

With
Jiraiya and Neji:

“Ok, first of all, I'm gonna explain something to
you. What I'm about to tell you is extremely important, you're the
only person who doesn't seem to know this, so never forget it....ok?”
Neji nodded, anxious to know this unknown life secret. Jiraiya held
back a smug smirk. “What you must realize and always remember
is....that you....” The teen leaned in as the precious life
lesson was SLOWLY revealed to him. “...you are an arrogant,
pompous, gold digging, little asshole.” Lavender eyes just
stared at him for a moment.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! What kind of shit is that to
tell me??” He finally erupted as the new information sank in.
The white haired man held his ears trying to shield his poor eardrums
from the loud onslaught of an irate Neji. “Thats ridiculous! I
am nothing but the perfect gentleman. A true aristocrat is you will.”
He folded his arms and snubbed his nose in the air. Jiraiya looked at
him in disbelief as to say 'are you fucking SERIOUS???' The old man
reached behind himself and pulled out a fan; with a flick of his
fingers the fan twirled. Neji watches the small show in confusion and
mild curiosity. What was the old man doing? The white haired man
flipped it to his other hand and at that moment,

SMACK!!

The fan cracked the pale teen against his head, hard.
It brought tears to his usually emotionless eyes.

“BAKA YAROU! You are delusional. Look around,
take a good look at your life and the people around you. You've
stepped on everyone to try and get what you want. What has if gotten
you? Look at yourself, you're bruised, broken and pretty close to
being jobless. No one wants anything to do with you because you're so
heartless.” Neji looked offended but the man continued. “Don't
give me that look. Its true, you just need to think about all you've
done in your past to realize it. I told you before I know what went
down between you and Naruto and I knew what you planned to do with
Menma. The only reason I haven't turned you inside out is because I
can see the changes in you.”

“What changes are you talking about. I'm still
the same-”

“No, you're not. You have changed alright, you're
just not done changing yet.” The comment peaked the brunette's
attention. Usually, the teen reveled in talks about himself, but this
time he needed to know, not for his ego but so he could back someone
he was terrified to lose.

“What do you mean by yet? What more changing do I
need to do?” This time the old man smiled at him. The boy was
actually taking an initiative to improve himself.

“Well, what you need to do is finish growing the
fuck up! But you're actually thinking about someone other than
yourself, which shows growth. Thats a real big thing. And its because
you're falling in love with your boss. And I don't mean me. I heard
you at the door, well floor. This is the whole reason why I am
bothering to sit here and have this conversation with you. You don't
want to lose him right?” Neji nodded again, his mind quietly
replayed all his past lovers and what he had done to them. Guilt
slowly crept into his being. He was over come with grief, before he
knew it, tears were leaking out of his eyes. Neji bowed his head to
hid his face from Jiraiya. “Good you're starting to think. Your
next move is to find some kind of way to make my grandSONS forgive
you....both of them.”

“How?”

“That I can't help you with, this is your fuck
up. Not mine.” He chuckled, slowly sitting forward on the
couch.

“Yea...” Jiraiya watched as the teen
contemplated. The old man stood, patting the brunette on his shoulder
on his way out the room. Before he got to the door he paused, looking
over his shoulder.

“I'll leave you to your thoughts. Maybe the way
you got into this mess could be your way out of it...” He
shrugged one of his shoulder. “Just a suggestion.” Neji
stared into nothingness, his mind running over everything the old
pervert said. Then it hit him, his eyes widened and a confident smile
spread across his face.

With
Naruto and Menma:

“I don't understand...” Naruto looked at
his cousin, curious at what Menma was talking about. The blond teen
must have known what was running through the blue eyed boy's mind.
“Just then when we kissed, it wasn't the same. Usually I feel
like electricity is running through my body whenever out lips touch.
But this time I didn't even feel a fizzle. It wasn't as intense. It
was just comforting.” The larger boy smiled, stroking the
other's hair gently.

“Its because there is someone else in your heart
now.” Menma looked appalled, how could anyone get into his
heart?? Naruto had always been his world and always would be, right?
He shook his head frantically trying to get any doubt out of his mind
and hopefully his heart. The smile the other boy gave him confused
Menma. Nauruto was suppose to be hurt, at the least offended. But
instead the look on his face was complete understanding.

The tan boy reached up, holding the gray eyed teen in
his grasp.

“Its not true Naru-chan! I only love you. Its
not..”

“Sssh, stop it Menma. Stop all of it. You're
causing more pain for yourself by denying your feelings. And that
hurts me as well....Albeit, I'm not too THRILLED by your choice, for
obvious reasons. But we can't choose who out hearts want. And your
heart doesn't want me anymore. And thats a good thing.” The
pale blond looked horrified.

“H-How can it be a good thing?! You and me have
always had..had a bond. Please don't tell me its been broken!”
Tears streamed down his face(1), his pale fingers clawed into his
cousin's shirt. Naruto frowned. Menma was almost as bad, if not
worse, than Neji when it came to fooling himself.

The tan teen pulled the pale blond into a tight hug, he
stroked the pale blond tresses. Naruto held the smaller male, rocking
to and fro until his panic attack gradually disappeared. Menma slowly
pulled away looking up at his tan cousin.

“Menma...our bond will never be broken even
though we are moving on past our time as a couple, we will always be
bonded. Because I love you and you love me. Understand?” Naruto
was right, unknowingly, the pale blond had been developing feelings
for someone else. But that someone didn't want him. He wanted Naruto
and had purposely used him to get the boy. Menma didn't want to feel
like that. He hated the fact that he was falling for someone like his
EX manager. But no matter how much he hated it he couldn't stop those
damn feelings. It hurt so much. The golden blond wiped the tears from
his cousin's pale face.

“Why don't you go wash your face and I'll order
us some take out.” The frail teen nodded, sliding from under
the covers and heading to the bathroom.

Naruto watched his cousin disappear around the corner
before he turned the TV on and grabbed the hotel phone.

“Yes, I'd like a large cheese and pepperoni pizza
with an order of teriyaki wings, oh and two bubble teas... Thank
you.” The boy hung the phone up. He glanced at the TV when he
heard a familiar voice seep out of the speakers. For a minute he was
frozen staring at the figure on the screen. “MENMA!!! Get in
here quick!!” The pale boy ran in as fast as he could, his eyes
huge with apprehension. He looked at Naruto, who was still staring
and pointing at the screen. Menma followed his lead and almost choked
when he saw who was talking.

“Hello,
my name is Hyuuga Neji, I am manager to the actor, Namikaze Menma. I
am also the one who accused mayor hopeful, Subakuno Gaara.”
There
was an uproar of questions and camera flashes. Neji remained calm and
collected, waving his hands downward to get the crowd to settle down.
They eventually did. “I
am here before you to publicly apologize to Subakuno Gaara, his
girlfriend Uzumaki Naruko, and my client Namikaze Menma for the
misunderstanding. Subakuno-san did not beat on his significant
other, I just jumped to conclusions and I am deeply regretful for any
unwanted attention this has cause all parties included. I was wrong.
I can only hope they can find it in their hearts to forgive me for
all the strife I have caused. Thank you.”
He stared into the camera like he was specifically searching the
airwaves for a certain someone's forgiveness. The brunette bowed and
left the podium quickly. Jiraiya stepped up, smiling broadly at the
journalists.

“He
said what he needed to. I don't have anything to tell you
bloodsuckers. So get the *BLEEP* on. Good Night!”
Then he too, disappeared in the building behind them.

The two blonds sat there in front of the TV, both in
total shock. Naruto turned to Menma, whose eyes were as large as his
own. The blue eyed teen never stopped pointing at the TV.

“Did-Did he just apologize publicly? And I-I
think I saw tears in his eyes!” Menma nodded, his own tears
faling out his eyes again. A wide smile slipped on his face. Before
the tan teen knew it he had two arms full of a relieved teenager.
Naruto held him, rubbing his back as they boy rambled on about how
Neji really did care and how happy he was. The tan boy responded with
quiet words of encouragement however, his face was sad.

When would Gaara grow up like that? He felt another
itch of jealousy creep up inside him. His cousin had managed to make
a jerk like Neji, his ex, change and fix his ways when he couldn't.
Naruto quickly snuffed the emotion out. It was not the time for such
childishness. He was going to be happy for his cousin. Even if he was
miserable.

Unbeknown to him, Naruto's phone was filled to the
capacity with voice mails of apologies and texts begging for
forgiveness or promises of changes.

(1) There is a lot of fucking crying in this part isn't
there. DAMN * shakes her foot trying to get the water off her shoes*

Kurai Kisu: Well there you go another chapter. Sorry it
took so long I got a little lazy for a minute plus I have been trying
to hunt down all my paperwork for this hopeful job. A few things I
forgot to say in the beginning. One I dunno how many times I have to
say this. I do not think Naruto is really seme material. Just my
opinion. Everyone has their own and this is mine. So sorry but you
will not seem any Naruto topping from me unless its like with Menma
and thats still a rarity. Ok um...ur_best_friend...YOU ...YOU cheat!
LOL how can you say you love me and then tell me of a new girlfriend
I feel like I was loved then dumped * pretends to cry* Well I am sure
others lover me so there :P. Snoopy knock it off you can ramble till
you can't ramble anymore I am your beta I am here for that. And
Solitaire yooou I saw you on my one shots *gives you a tissue * Glad
you could look at Menma in a better light. Its my fault I think he is
so adorable but the boy is a serious soldier he sacrificed himself
with a fucking smile on his face. Shika (I am NOT bout to spell all
that you know who you are) Yea I got cha huh didn't expect that
naaaahh thought he was gonna be a pussy. Well hes not HAHAHAH lol
thanks for reading. And thank you Wren (once again too lazy). Someone
is missing I haven't seen a few people review its gonna make me cry I
WILL post your names if I don't see you and then I will give you a
huge guilt trip tears and all. Well Ja!
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