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Another Perfect Wonder	By : jaded_priceless Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Iruka Views: 10014 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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Chapter 34

The Cloud medic left the store after promising to return and headed to their secondary base also known as Mama-san’s restaurant. She’d received Ryuu-sama’s request to leave Kumogakure to tend Lady Washizu before the Lunar New Year but when she arrived at his castle there was a contingent of Konoha ninja including the Hokage’s first apprentice. They were preparing to escort her back to her homeland.

She was then called to the fortress she’d previously thought was abandoned to perform a top secret surgery on an anonymous patient. She had barely unpacked her belongings when the alarm rang out and she was added to the search party. She almost fell off a tree when Takamoto told her their patient and the escaped prisoner was none other than Hatake Kakashi.

Then the arrogant brat pulled rank on her. She given him his bottles and changed his diapers. She did everything but breastfeed him when his mother went off to war and left his cranky infant ass in her care. The only time he ever pulled rank was when he wanted a cure for a hangover.

The only thing more suspicious than Takamoto was Ryuu-sama herself. She was acting strangely; considering she was a jounin that was saying a lot. She knew that Ryuu trusted her abilities as one of their village’s top medics and capable fighter but the woman never requested her on missions above a B-rank.

Ryuu’s current mission was S-classed.

They were still looking for the Copy Nin but most believed he’d joined up with the Konoha contingent although their spies said he never made it back to his village. In spite of losing one of the bingo book’s most valuable ninja, Manzô’s blalant harassment of civilians and Shinsuke giving away a fully stocked medical and poisons kit Tetsuryuu, the Iron Dragon of the Clouds was happy as a lark.

She was downright giddy. She’d hadn’t seen her this happy since they were children. The last time she’d been so carefree was at their chuunin exams in Suna. Kaede savored her bowl of donburi thinking of all the ways she could extract the information her dutiful spouse was not telling her once she delivered the package for Shibata-san.

The medic was grateful she carried extra storage scrolls when she reached Mama-san’s cabin. She never imagined that someone could pay for so many items and accidentally leave them at the store.

She knocked on the door and a mass of butterflies erupted in her stomach when she got a good look at the scar faced man in the entryway. The eyes were the same shade of brown but they were warm and friendly instead of cold and calculating. The face was the right shape but the complexion was too light, but that scar. That scar was all to damning. She had thought her wife had given up that dream long ago.

Surely this man could not be the reason why Ryuu-sama was so happy?

“Can I help you Shinobi-san?” Iruka asked tentatively when the woman who had pulled a kunai on him when he was bringing Kakashi back to the cabin stood in his door.

“No you may not, but I think I can perhaps help you,” Kaede answered cryptically pushing past Iruka letting her chakra swirl around his as she walked through the door. “That’s a nasty scar. Someone must have really wanted to mar you, without it you would have been handsome and not just cute.”

Iruka looked to Kakashi and raised his eyebrow silently questioning if he recognized her chakra signature. The other man shook his head no and raised an eyebrow in response.

“And you,” the newcomer said pointing to Kakashi, “It’s nice to see you among the living. I got my ass turned sideways attempting to protect you from a cannibalistic pervert, although apparently he has put you in a pot,” she finished turning a dark look to Iruka.

“Excuse me, but who are you and why are you intruding on us?” Iruka asked curtly.

“I am Kaede,” the woman growled while pulling a kunai from her pack, “I believe you told my student he should happily bend over so someone could shove a dick up his ass to distract him while you stole his pack.”

Iruka’s eyes widened. Kakashi had shoes and was better, but wasn’t ready to fight or travel yet. She could easily throw the kunai at either one of them from her position so he had to make sure he was the one to draw her attack.

There was no doubt he would be stabbed. He spent most days out of the week dodging during weapons practice so he was certain he could angle his body to get the hit in a non-vital spot. He just had to get close enough to break her neck then teleport to the safe house with Kakashi. He should be able to survive long enough to wait for Shizune.

“I didn’t steal his pack!” Iruka yelled flaring his chakra and rushing the kunoichi. She disappeared in a puff of smoke and the real one poked her head in the doorway.

“Oh my, Ryuu-chan was right. You are reckless!” She laughed clutching her hand to her heaving chest. “I see why Arisa and Shinsuke speak so highly of you and spend so much time in your presence. You are utterly amusing.”

“I am Kaede, Shinsuke’s medical sensei. Shibata-san asked me to make a delivery. I just wanted to play with you a bit since Takamoto really did yell at me,” she tittered poking her lips out in a mock pout while raising her glasses to wipe a mirthful tear from the corner of her eyes. “May I come in?”

Iruka took a protective stance in front of Kakashi as the real woman walked in and bowed. Of all their visitors she was the first to say the customary “sorry for intruding.”

Both men took a step back when she pulled a scroll out of her pocket, ran a kunai across her finger and began making seals. They jumped when three rather large boxes and several wrapped parcels appeared on the table.

“That’s the other reason I had to have a little fun,” she huffed. “The scroll makes it smaller, but no less heavy. Do I look like some sort of he-woman? How can you be so careless and to leave all your purchases? Not even Shinsuke is that spacey.”

“I’m sorry Shinobi-san, but we didn’t forget our purchases,” Iruka mumbled in confusion while Kakashi’s bony chin poked his shoulder as he nodded in agreement.

“Rui, what’s going on here?” Kakashi asked pointing at the familiar boxes of castaways from the general store.

“Shibata-san said you might be confused,” the laughing woman explained as he handed them a letter.

Rui and Companion,

I don’t understand it. I don’t know if it’s right, but I know it’s wrong to turn away a person when I am in a position to help them.

Please forgive an old woman,
Shibata Emiko, apologetic shop owner.

PS – You were short 5 ivc on the shoes. That fish was worth 25. I took the liberty of using a portion of the funds for the items I’ve sent you. You still have a 10 ivc credit whenever you feel the need to use it.

“Wow, you two really caught a clearance,” the woman exclaimed opening the boxes and removing the items.

“I thought you were both men?” she asked lifting two of the items.

“My bra!” Kakashi gushed reaching for the undergarment and holding it over his chest. “Do you think this color will make me look sexy?”

“We are men!” Iruka blushed wildly trying to ignore his partner’s antics. This was why he hated to see the man setting foot in the mission room.

“As for the other item, would you like some hot chocolate?” he grumbled taking the baby formula from her hand and picking up a box of chocolates she’d set on the table.

By the time the beverage was consumed Kakashi had deconstructed the bra and was deciding how to integrate it into the cart they were building. He deliberately turned his back to their visitor while using the straps to connect the smaller fishing poles to the front of the cart and marking the holes for later drilling.

He winced as he smoothed the edges to make them more aerodynamic and less likely to cause splinters. Only a civilian would show his weaknesses and expose his rear to an enemy.

The Cloud medic who had been making her excuses to leave kept an expert eye on him and noted his injuries while guessing what could have possibly caused them. The broken eye socket and ribs were no doubt the result of blunt force trauma. The sprained ankle could have been caused while running from his attacker.

She was aware Manzô believed the blond, Shishi, was their escaped prisoner. It could have been possible, but he showed no signs of torture. There were no broken fingers, missing nails, stab or puncture wounds. The smile he flashed earlier showed all of his teeth.

“You’re very good with wood,” she said moving closer to him to nudge him with her chakra.

“That’s what Rui tells me,” Kakashi giggled suggestively before crumpling into a fit of coughs. The position he’d curled into exposed his lower back and some of the rope burns.

Before she could move the other man was at his side helping him to his feet while rubbing his back. “I missed giving you your medicine.”

Kaede smirked. This was her chance, “What does Shinsuke have you taking? He told me that he left you a gift” she asked moving to inspect the med kit and brushing against both men with her body and her chakra. As she suspected the boy had missed parts of his diagnosis.

“The medicine you are taking will improve your symptoms, but will not get you completely well. The boy is still learning. May I give you a complete exam?” she inquired not waiting for an answer before turning to place both hands on Kakashi’s chest, gathering her chakra, and pulling. Unlike Rui, her trained ninja reflexes prevented her from getting throw up on her shoes.

“What did you do?” the tan man screamed filling the room with a burst of angry concerned chakra as he fretted about his lover.

“This,” Kaede said extending her hands to show the lumps of brown and yellow mucus stuck to them, “was in his lungs. He should be able to breathe better and stop coughing now that I’ve extracted the fluid causing pneumonia.”

Iruka turned his head to Kakashi who nodded in confirmation as the woman performed a set of seals and moved to the kitchen. They heard water running and when she returned her hands were clean and empty.

She moved to the table and picked up one of the festive holiday flashlights Shibata-san had sent them and shined it on the vomit as she bent down to inspect it. “You should also add one scoop of dandelion to what Shinsuke has given him. He has internal injuries that are slowly bleeding. If left unchecked they could kill them. Keep feeding him whatever it is you have been feeding him for the next two weeks. He may have trouble digesting anything heavier.”

“Rui-san, can you lift his shirt for me? I thought I felt disturbances on his skin similar to those on his wrist and ankles,” Kaede reasoned while making no attempt to step closer.

Kakashi nodded. This woman’s chakra was completely unknown to him. He’d dealt with enough healers over the past twenty years to know when someone was truly trying to help him.

“Who would do such a thing?” she murmured quietly looking at the fading bite marks, bruises, hand prints and rope burns. Her comrades were not saints. She raised Takamoto and knew he was capable of raping an enemy nin, but even he was not so sadistic as to do all of this. A few of the others were, but only to a woman. “Please put his shirt down.”

She went to the table and retrieved two large pots of salve from her med kit, “Please rub this all over once every two days at bedtime until there is no more bruising. Place a small amount of it on the bones around his eye socket when he wakes in the morning. Wait until it dries then place a bit of snow in a towel over the entire eye. Only use the medicine on his eye once every four days but ice it twice a day.”

She performed another jutsu to lift the vomit from the floor, “Rui, where is the restroom and may I speak with you in private.”

Iruka led her down the hallway, pointing out the restroom on the way. She deposited Kakashi’s vomit in the toilet and washed her hands. He waited until she had finished and guided her to the tack room,   “Kaede-san, what did you want to tell me?”

“Takamoto told me what happened to Arisa. Her ninja talents give her the ability to sense what others are feeling. He was able to seal away the feeling of being sexually assaulted. The salve I recommended should also be applied to that area of Shishi’s body,” she said sadly.   “I was told you have strong latent have ninja abilities. Did you receive any training?”

“No, my father felt it was too dangerous,” Iruka answered.

“I want to show you something that will help him,” Kaede said pulling a scroll from her pocket and handing it to Iruka. “Bite your finger hard enough to draw blood and make these hand movements while thinking of helping Shishi.”

Iruka intentionally messed the seals up and emitted uneven amounts of chakra several times until Kaede took his fingers in her hand showed her him how to form the seals as well as a breathing exercise to draw an even amount of chakra. He jumped when several medicine packets as well as hot water bag attached to a long tube and slender bulb appeared.

“What happened?” he cried out distancing himself from the table.

“You have just performed a summoning jutsu or what you call ninja magic. This will also help Shishi’s internal injuries,” Kaede explained lifting the bag and showing Iruka the lines inside of it. “Pour in one packet and fill it with warm sterile water to the second line. Do this once a week until there is no longer any scent of blood when he uses the restroom. The longer he can hold the medicine before releasing it the better. Since it is applied rectally it won’t be filtered by the liver and will go directly into his bloodstream.”

Iruka blushed and nodded. His lessons with Shizune had not gone anywhere near this subject.

“Once he is finished, make sure he rinses the tools thoroughly. Do not let them air dry. Shake off the excess water and lay them back on this scroll. Make the same hand movements you did before but make the last one twice and count to three before releasing it. That will reseal the items and trigger a jutsu, spell, to turn the water into steam for sterilization.” The medic instructed. “Do you understand?”

Iruka nodded. She placed her hand on his shoulders and barked, “Show me.”

She paid no attention to the chakra signatures gathering above her and stayed until she was satisfied Iruka could summon and dismiss the internal medicine kit at will. She flared her own chakra in response then led her impromptu student back to the front room.

After he successfully stored, sterilized and retrieved the medical items she had shown him how to make a storage scroll using the same hand signs by dropping off the last seal. When Kaede left Rui was still proudly showing his lover the new tricks he had learned.

MisatosPenPen: I’m glad I was able to give you a quick fic fix. I hope this provides another infusion.

Mesutora: Thank you. The plot bunnies for this fic haven’t been cooperative lately but it is my goal to update at least once a month.
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